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The cotton gin was invented
by Eli Whitney.
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You're absolutely correct!
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And let me remind you again, folks,
that you're listening to Truth or...
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Brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry.
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If your eagle's hands are dirty...
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we'll wash them clean.
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Now, back to our contestant.
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"Who was the father of our country?"
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Why, that's simple. George...
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I'm sorry! Time's up!
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You don't get the Super Chief...
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but you're still the winner
of the Rocky Mountains...
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a 17-jewel Half Nelson...
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and the La Brea Tar Pits.
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Lucky me.
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Would you like to continue, or...
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Well, I don't know. I...
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Don't be a sucker, chum,
the next question's a snap.
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You'll be sorry!
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The next question is:
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"What was Cleopatra's aunt's
maiden name?"
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Which one?
Her maternal aunt or her paternal?
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Here, watch your language, bud,
we're on the air!
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Well, I...
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I'm sorry. You didn't answer.
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So you must pay the penalty!
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"Now, you must name
all of the 48 states, or else..."
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Montana, Arizona, New Jersey...
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Aren't we gruesome?
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...Delaware...
- You've paid the penalty.
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Now, would you like to continue?
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Well, I...
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That's the spirit!
And for being such a good sport...
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I'm going to give you a crack
at the super-deluxe jackpot question.
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Are you ready? Now think carefully.
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Here's the question:
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"Who," mind you, "who was the referee...
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"in the New Zealand
Heavyweight Championship fight in 1726?"
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Arbuckle Dreen.
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No coaching, please!
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What was his second grade
teacher's name, if you're so smart?
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Abigail Twinch.
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This program's brought to you
by the Eagle Hand Laundry.
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Does your Eagle have dirty mitts?
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Pardon me, but may I have my jackpot?
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Oh, well. Fair is fair.
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Here's your pot, Jack.
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But my name isn't Jack.
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It's not? Oh, I'm sorry.
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This pot was made for Jack.
Jackpot, get it?
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Your name isn't Jack,
so you must pay the penalty.
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In my hand,
you'll notice I hold two buzzers.
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You must push one. Hurry now!
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Which one? Quick!
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Good, clean, wholesome fun.
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You're a great sport.
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Could I please take my prizes
and go home now?
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I'm not feeling too well.
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And for being such a great sport...
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I'm going to let you
push the other button and win a prize.
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Come on now, don't be bashful. Push!
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And the gentleman wins
the Rock of Gibraltar!
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And that's not all.
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The gentleman also wins...
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six hundred gallons
of genuine Niagara Falls.
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Give the lucky winner a hand, folks.
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May I go home now without my prizes?
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Shut up, and don't be such a spoilsport.
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I will now play a passage
from a famous opera...
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and you must name the opera.
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But I'm weary.
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Listen carefully.
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And there you have it now.
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What's the opera?
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Cavalleria Rusticana?
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- Audience?
- Rigoletto!
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So you must pay the penalty.
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But I don't want to pay the penalty.
I want to go home.
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Listen, Mac, you've got 32 teeth...
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would you like to try for 16?
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Are you threatening me, sir?
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- For if you are, by gadfry...
- Help!
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This call for help came to you through
the courtesy of the Eagle Hand Laundry.
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Why bruise your little white hands on me?
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I'm going to give you a chance to win
this genuine Little Crusher brass knuckles.
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But first, I have a surprise for you.
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Guess who Miss Shush is...
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and I'll give you $26 million
and three cents.
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Well, I...
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Here's the clue.
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This is the sound of Miss Shush
brushing her teeth on Wednesday.
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Now who is Miss Shush?
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Lauren Bacall?
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I'm sorry. But don't be discouraged.
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Miss Shush is right here in the studio,
and I'm going to let you meet her.
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The famous movie star, Miss Shush!
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Oh, boy!
I'll add to my autograph collection.
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Miss Shush is in there all right,
but what I didn't tell him was...
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that Miss Shush is Mamie,
the 600-pound gorilla...
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who appears in Obnoxious Pictures'
Jungle Jitters.
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Next contestant, please.
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Are you ready? The question is:
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"Who," mind you, "who..."
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And for being such a good sport...
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I'm going to give you
the $26 million and three cents.
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Hello.
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I would like to speak to the President
of the Ajax Broadcasting Company.
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How much will you take
for your radio company?
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$26 million and three cents? Sold!
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Hello, boss.
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In what latitude and longitude
did the wreck of the Hesperus occur?
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Well, I...
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I'm sorry. Time's up!
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So you must pay the penalty.
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Anyone for tennis?
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Have you got a doctor
in the balcony, lady?
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