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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:05,439 - okay, odie. Let's see if you're worthy 2 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:07,174 Of being the caped avenger's 3 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:08,275 High-performance mode 4 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,243 Of transportation. 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,744 - hmm hmm hmm. 6 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:15,048 - go. 7 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:17,117 Faster. 8 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:21,054 Faster. Faster. 9 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:24,304 All right, now, stop. 10 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:31,331 Seatbelt--the caped avenger 11 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:36,102 Needs a seatbelt. 12 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,337 - ladies and gentlemen, 13 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:39,506 Garfield and friends. 14 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,308 ( music ) 15 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:42,275 - ♪ friends are there ♪ 16 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,343 - ♪ to help you ♪ 17 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:44,378 ♪ get started, to give you ♪ 18 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,580 ♪ a push on your way ♪ 19 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,081 - ♪ friends are there ♪ 20 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,349 - ♪ to turn around ♪ 21 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:50,450 ♪ get your feet on the ground ♪ 22 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,785 ♪ for a brand-new day ♪ 23 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,086 - ♪ they pick you up ♪ 24 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,088 ♪ when you're down ♪ 25 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,156 - ♪ help you swallow Your pride ♪ 26 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:57,224 ♪ when something inside ♪ 27 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:58,325 ♪ says to break on through ♪ 28 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:00,794 ♪ to the other side ♪ 29 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:01,729 - ♪ friends are someone ♪ 30 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,096 ♪ you can open up to ♪ 31 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:03,964 - ♪ when you feel ♪ 32 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:06,132 ♪ like you're ready to flip ♪ 33 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,300 - ♪ when you've got ♪ 34 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,502 ♪ the world on your shoulders ♪ 35 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:09,803 - ♪ friends are there ♪ 36 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,371 ♪ to give you a tip ♪ 37 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:12,406 - ♪ friends are there ♪ 38 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,140 ♪ when you need them ♪ 39 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,075 ♪ they're even there ♪ 40 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:15,943 ♪ when you don't ♪ 41 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,511 - ♪ for a walk in the park ♪ 42 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,145 ♪ or a shot in the dark, ♪ 43 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,480 ♪ friends are there ♪ 44 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,481 - ♪ I don't care ♪ 45 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:22,616 - ♪ but friends will ♪ 46 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:25,116 ♪ care for you ♪ 47 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:31,358 - hey you, the kid 48 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,260 Who missed last week's show, 49 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:37,860 You better have a good excuse. 50 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:47,073 - in bed on a beautiful day 51 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:48,675 Like this? 52 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,143 - I believe in letting 53 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:53,843 The fates guide my life. 54 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:58,552 - sleep, eat, sleep, eat, 55 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,787 Sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, 56 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:03,337 Eat, sleep, eat, sleep. 57 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,062 - see? Fate. 58 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:15,969 Some people don't believe 59 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,437 In fate. 60 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:21,541 What else can go wrong today? 61 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,676 - well, ask 62 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,578 A bonehead question. 63 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:25,979 You want me to throw the ball? 64 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:26,880 - uh-huh. 65 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:27,915 - and then you'll go fetch it 66 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,616 And bring it back to Me to throw again? 67 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:30,517 - uh-huh, uh-huh. 68 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:31,518 - and we'll do this all day 69 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:32,653 Back and forth, back and forth? 70 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:37,324 - uh-huh, uh-huh. 71 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:38,558 - there. That ought to 72 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,460 Keep you busy for a while. 73 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,029 All that work made me hungry. 74 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:44,929 I need food. 75 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,107 Pie is food. 76 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:01,815 Excuse me, I believe 77 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,350 You have my pie. 78 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:04,852 Please return it. 79 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,052 - what did you say? 80 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:07,086 - I said... 81 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:07,888 - ( growling ) 82 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:10,838 - ...Enjoy the pie. 83 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,365 - see you around, cat. 84 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,901 - gee, that wasn't fair. 85 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:24,451 I stole that pie first. 86 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:34,514 - garfield! 87 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,550 Garfield, are you all right? 88 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:39,553 - auntie em, auntie em, 89 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,221 Are we still in kansas? 90 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:43,256 - garfield? 91 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:46,359 - ( whing ) 92 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,427 - odie, fetch me the 93 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,095 Special garfield first aid kit. 94 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:51,932 - ( barks ) 95 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:56,303 - garfield? Who's garfield? 96 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,537 - here, the first aid kit 97 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,406 Has a delicious lasagna in it. 98 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:02,242 - lasagna? Take it away. 99 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:03,610 Too many calories, 100 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,312 And cholesterol. 101 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,546 How about a nice salad 102 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:09,382 With low calorie dressing? 103 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,551 Boy, I'm overweight, 104 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,153 And this fur coat I'm wearing 105 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,021 Is pretty shabby. 106 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,055 - something's wrong, odie. 107 00:04:15,156 --> 00:04:17,257 Something's terribly wrong. 108 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:19,326 - ( barks ) 109 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,527 - apart from the bump 110 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:21,461 On his head, 111 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:22,796 He seems to be in fine shape. 112 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:23,831 What makes you think 113 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:24,999 He's lost his memory? 114 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,066 - he won't eat. He won't sleep. 115 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:27,001 He doesn't beat up on odie 116 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,368 Or claw the furniture. 117 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:29,336 - and you want me 118 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,570 To restore his memory? 119 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,239 - uh, let me think about this 120 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,307 For a second. 121 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:35,442 - ( barks ) 122 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:36,543 - you're right, odie. 123 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:37,477 We want our 124 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:38,846 Old friend garfield back. 125 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:39,813 - well, it may just wear off, 126 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:40,881 Or something familiar may 127 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,083 Jog him back to his old self. 128 00:04:43,184 --> 00:04:44,250 - are you sure I'm not due 129 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,552 For my shots? 130 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,055 - okay. Remember, odie, 131 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,556 We have to remind garfield 132 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:53,660 Of who he is. Oh, garfield. 133 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,661 - why do you keep 134 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:56,396 Calling me that? 135 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,866 - look! Odie is on the edge 136 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,300 Of the table. 137 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,469 It would be so mean 138 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,838 If someone were to shove odie 139 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,807 Off that table. 140 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,308 - say no more. 141 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,144 I know what to do. 142 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:13,113 - ( chuckling ) it's working. 143 00:05:13,214 --> 00:05:14,882 Shoving odie off the table 144 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,450 Is garfield's favorite sport. 145 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,887 He's going to do it. 146 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,088 - you shouldn't stand 147 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,890 Near the edge like that, puppy. 148 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,692 Safety first. 149 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,360 - slurp him, odie. 150 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,595 You know how garfield 151 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:29,897 Hates that. 152 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,947 - yeah, yeah. 153 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,604 - ( laughing ) 154 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,372 That's nice of you, doggie. 155 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,140 You're so sweet. 156 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,509 - hmm? 157 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:44,511 - uh, wouldn't you like a nap? 158 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:48,648 - in the middle of the day? 159 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:51,451 - ( whing ) 160 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,886 - I'm not giving up, odie. 161 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:53,954 I know how 162 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:58,192 To restore his memory. 163 00:05:58,292 --> 00:05:59,960 I thought you might be hungry, 164 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,896 So I whipped up a little snack. 165 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:03,897 - I wonder what army 166 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,065 Is coming by to eat 167 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,900 All that fattening food? 168 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,234 But I'm not hungry. 169 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:09,069 I'll just have 170 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:12,469 Some of these raisins. 171 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:16,610 - here. At least take 172 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,678 This lasagna. 173 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:19,846 - this strange person 174 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:20,948 Obviously went to a lot 175 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,883 Of trouble, so I don't want to 176 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,250 Hurt his feelings. 177 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,052 I'll take a walk 178 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,086 And maybe I'll find 179 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:29,486 Someone to give it to. 180 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,229 Hello, mister mailman, 181 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:37,397 Such a dedicated hard worker. 182 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:38,398 Why is everyone 183 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,433 Acting so strangely, 184 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,668 And why do they keep 185 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,436 Calling me garfield? 186 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:46,306 It's such a dumb name. 187 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,543 - ( laughing ) 188 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,245 Thanks, cat. 189 00:06:51,345 --> 00:06:53,580 - you're quite welcome. Enjoy. 190 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,250 - ( laughing ) I'm welcome? 191 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,451 What do you mean, I'm welcome? 192 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,487 I just took your lasagna. 193 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:01,421 - and you're quite welcome 194 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,690 To it. Eat hearty. 195 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,325 - why? What's wrong 196 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,626 With this stuff? 197 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,361 Oh, no. 198 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:09,462 This has got to be 199 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,131 A trick or something. 200 00:07:11,232 --> 00:07:13,100 - but I want you to have it. 201 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,835 - oh, no. Not a chance. 202 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,103 You take it. 203 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,005 - no, please. I insist. 204 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,874 - no way. Keep your lasagna. 205 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:21,909 - but I don't want it 206 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,277 Going to waste. 207 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:25,946 - that cat's up to something. 208 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:26,980 - come back here 209 00:07:27,081 --> 00:07:29,931 And eat my lasagna. 210 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,189 - ah! I'm trapped. 211 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,556 - now are you going to 212 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,525 Eat this lasagna yourself, 213 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,627 Or do I have to feed you? 214 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:41,962 - no, please. 215 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,564 Don't make me eat your lasagna. 216 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,800 I'm sorry I mistreated you. 217 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,402 I'll never do it again. 218 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:50,170 - I can't stand 219 00:07:50,271 --> 00:07:53,121 Seeing food wasted. 220 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,377 - we may have to 221 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,478 Face it, odie. 222 00:07:58,578 --> 00:07:59,379 Our friend garfield 223 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,781 Is gone forever. 224 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,531 - ( whing ) 225 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,921 - please, please, 226 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:08,956 You've got to eat lasagna, 227 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:12,358 Please. 228 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,027 He's eating! 229 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:17,128 He's eating lasagna! 230 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,907 Garfield, are you really acting 231 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,609 Like garfield again? 232 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:30,609 - ahh! 233 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:36,216 - it's good 234 00:08:36,317 --> 00:08:39,119 To have garfield back. 235 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,755 - hey, I don't understand it, 236 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,992 But sometimes... 237 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:48,692 You don't ask questions. 238 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,702 - you won't get away 239 00:08:55,802 --> 00:09:00,374 From me, worm. 240 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,276 Oh, hiding in the ground, huh? 241 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,011 Well, that won't do you 242 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,113 Any good. 243 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:10,263 I'm coming after you, worm! 244 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,991 Hey, you can't do this 245 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,293 To me! Hey! 246 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:22,095 Oh, this couldn't be any worse. 247 00:09:22,196 --> 00:09:24,264 - step right up. 248 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:26,967 Kiss a chicken, only one dollar. 249 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,067 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 250 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,282 - dear diary, well, 251 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:44,017 Things have not been 252 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,286 Peaceful around here lately. 253 00:09:46,387 --> 00:09:48,989 Oh, some things never change. 254 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,190 Wade, for instance. 255 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,059 - I am not afraid of you. 256 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,460 You think I am a coward, 257 00:09:53,561 --> 00:09:55,762 But I laugh in your very face. 258 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,232 Ha and ha again. 259 00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:00,067 I will squish you 260 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,569 Like the bug you are, bug. 261 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:06,140 - boo. 262 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,174 - I was just minding 263 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,809 My own business. 264 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,311 - help! Rescue me! 265 00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:11,312 Save me from whatever 266 00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:15,949 I need saving from! 267 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:16,917 - why is everyone 268 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,319 Acting so weird? 269 00:10:18,419 --> 00:10:20,787 Lanolin's in a bad mood today. 270 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,289 - how can you tell? 271 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,191 - how could I tell? 272 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,625 Well, it was pretty obvious 273 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:26,360 To everyone. 274 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:30,210 - get out of my way. Ahh! 275 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,101 - she didn't seem 276 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,469 To like anyone very much, 277 00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:37,271 Especially her brother, bo. 278 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:38,272 - you locked bo 279 00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:39,473 Out in the rain? 280 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,741 Well, I guess a little rain 281 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,076 Won't hurt him. 282 00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:45,112 - ah, you don't know bo. 283 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,147 His wool has a tendency 284 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,216 To shrink. 285 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:53,366 - wade helped bo to dry up. 286 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,225 - there, all dry. 287 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,327 - like muchas gracias, duck. 288 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,261 My sis has been high 289 00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:03,330 On the pain index lately. 290 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,399 - she sure had been. 291 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,100 The next day we thought 292 00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:10,137 She'd gotten over it. 293 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,138 - I'm knitting you 294 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,306 A sweater, booker. 295 00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:13,340 - well, that's nice of you, 296 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,308 Lanolin, but where'd 297 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:15,809 You get the yarn? 298 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,759 - oh, I found some. 299 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,151 - mostly though, 300 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,320 She was just plain disagreeable. 301 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,222 - you sure disagree a lot. 302 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:29,390 - I do not. 303 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:30,757 - see, you just Disagreed with me. 304 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:31,425 - no, I didn't. 305 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,593 - okay. Have it your way, 306 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:33,994 Like you didn't Disagree with me. 307 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,262 - yes, I did. 308 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,296 - do you, or do you not, 309 00:11:36,397 --> 00:11:37,364 Disagree with me? 310 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,399 - what do you think? 311 00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:40,133 - like, I think you disagree 312 00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:41,168 With me a lot. 313 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,236 - well, you're wrong. 314 00:11:42,336 --> 00:11:43,203 I never disagree with you, 315 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,539 So there. 316 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,140 - this kind of thing went on 317 00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:50,541 All day and all night. 318 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:55,048 - I'm not sleepy. 319 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,283 Maybe I'll count people 320 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,783 Till I doze off. 321 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,889 - you're absolutely wrong. 322 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:03,924 - I wasn't thinking 323 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:04,891 About anything. 324 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:05,926 - that's what you're 325 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:09,062 Absolutely wrong about. 326 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,431 - eventually, bo started 327 00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:12,266 To get the idea that maybe 328 00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:13,400 His sister must not 329 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,002 Want him around, and bo-- 330 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,237 Well, bo's a pretty 331 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,439 Easy going guy. 332 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:19,540 He figured if she doesn't 333 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,275 Want me around, well, then, 334 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:22,309 I won't be around. 335 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,044 Simple as that. 336 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,179 He went way up in the hills, 337 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,215 Up to the old abandoned cabin. 338 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,984 Oh, wait, I left something out. 339 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,052 Before he left, 340 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,220 He wrote a note just saying, 341 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,288 Since my sister doesn't 342 00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:35,722 Want me around, 343 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:36,790 I'm moving away. 344 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,559 Then he left. 345 00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:40,327 And an hour or three later, 346 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,195 Lanolin found the note. 347 00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:43,130 She was pretty broken up 348 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,631 About it. 349 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,500 - so what. 350 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,201 - oh, she tried to pretend 351 00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:49,769 Like she wasn't. 352 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,171 - hi lanolin. 353 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,306 - it's not my fault 354 00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:53,373 He moved away. 355 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:55,342 Don't blame me. It was his idea. 356 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,810 - I guess the trouble 357 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:57,511 With being a crab is, 358 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,045 That the image is so hard 359 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,948 To maintain. 360 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:06,086 - your turn. 361 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,921 - you miss him, don't you? 362 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,356 - no. 363 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,258 - anyone who says no like that 364 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,327 Usually means yes. 365 00:13:13,427 --> 00:13:15,728 A week after bo moved away, 366 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,097 The wind arrived, 367 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,798 A pretty fierce wind. 368 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,934 - booker, sheldon, 369 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,134 To the cellar! 370 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,143 - the--the radio says it's 371 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,112 The biggest storm of the year. 372 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,514 - we'll be safe in hear. 373 00:13:33,614 --> 00:13:35,249 - but bo is up in the hills, 374 00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:36,783 And that old shack won't last 375 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:37,518 Out this storm. 376 00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:39,086 - you can't go out there now. 377 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:42,389 - one side, pig. 378 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,324 - there was no stopping her. 379 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:46,260 I couldn't, and I had a feeling 380 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:50,260 The storm couldn't either. 381 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,270 - come back to the farm! 382 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:57,737 - you really don't want me 383 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,373 Back there, sis. 384 00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:00,474 - she told him about 385 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,276 The storm, but you know bo. 386 00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:04,010 He wasn't about to let 387 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:04,978 A little thing like wind 388 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,179 Bother him. 389 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,148 He said the only we'd come back 390 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,216 Was if lanolin 391 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,551 Really missed him. 392 00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:11,552 - ...Really miss me. 393 00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:15,021 - are you serious about this? 394 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,356 I miss you. 395 00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:17,424 - what? 396 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:22,129 - I miss you, all right? 397 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,263 - well, those were 398 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,132 The magic words. 399 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,033 They got out just in time. 400 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,135 A few moments later, 401 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,336 The storm kicked up 402 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,037 And the cabin was gone 403 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,307 With the wind. 404 00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:34,774 She got him back just before 405 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,009 The whole brunt 406 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,512 Of the storm hit. 407 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:40,314 - so you miss me, huh, sis? 408 00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:43,350 - I didn't--ah. 409 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,452 ♪ wouldn't be the same ♪ 410 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,155 ♪ not saying your name ♪ 411 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,324 ♪ or seeing your face ♪ 412 00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:52,459 ♪ once in a while ♪ 413 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,162 ♪ because everything I do ♪ 414 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,097 ♪ turns out good Because of you ♪ 415 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,366 ♪ and on top of it all ♪ 416 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,568 ♪ you make me smile ♪ 417 00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:04,237 ♪ because I like ♪ 418 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,373 ♪ having you around ♪ 419 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,109 ♪ wherever I'm gonna be ♪ 420 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,311 ♪ I want you there beside me ♪ 421 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,114 ♪ because I like ♪ 422 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,982 ♪ having you around ♪ 423 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,386 ♪ I can do anything ♪ 424 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:24,224 ♪ as long as you're around ♪ 425 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,325 - it was pretty happy 426 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,326 Down in that cellar 427 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,494 While the storm was 428 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,995 Passing outside. 429 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,163 And now the storm's gone, 430 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,264 And bo's back, 431 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,099 And everything is almost 432 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,368 Back to normal. 433 00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:35,569 - I didn't really say 434 00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:36,970 I missed you. 435 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,038 - I heard you. 436 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:38,972 - no, you didn't. 437 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,040 - yes, I did. 438 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,441 - didn't.- did. 439 00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:42,643 - didn't. 440 00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:43,810 - did did did did did. 441 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:44,511 - correction. 442 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,146 Everything is back to normal. 443 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,147 - didn't. 444 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,147 - did. 445 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,121 - all right. 446 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:58,124 It snowed last night. 447 00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,226 I love the first snow 448 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,026 Of the year. Whoa! 449 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,234 I still love 450 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:11,384 The first snow of the year. 451 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,448 - enjoy the snow, garfield? 452 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,116 - okay. 453 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:27,320 I'm ready for summer now. 454 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,189 - dinner time, garfield. 455 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,258 - food. 456 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,325 - I ran out 457 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,460 Of your regular cat food, 458 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,994 So I bought you the dried kind. 459 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:35,995 I'm sure you know 460 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,197 What to do with it. 461 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:41,968 - I certainly do. 462 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,118 - whoa! 463 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,109 Enjoying your cat food, 464 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,879 Garfield? 465 00:16:51,979 --> 00:16:56,329 - we must have it more often. 466 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,464 - ( humming ) 467 00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:13,300 - ha ha, what luck. 468 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,168 I can take a vacation. 469 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,336 Hey, pal, if you're 470 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,404 Selling stuff, 471 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,438 Try that house. 472 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,140 They'll buy anything. 473 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,908 ( laughing ) 474 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,658 - garfield. 475 00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:29,683 - you slammed? 476 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,552 - what did you buy this time? 477 00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:32,586 What useless, overpriced piece 478 00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:33,887 Of junk did you spend 479 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:37,391 My money on? 480 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,092 A life-size statue 481 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,427 Of leonardo da vinci 482 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,195 Made out of elbow macaroni? 483 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,230 - don't tell me, 484 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,498 You already have one? 485 00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:45,532 - garfield, you have to 486 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:46,767 Stop buying everything you see. 487 00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,368 Look what you bought this week, 488 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,369 An indoor plastic bird bath, 489 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,504 A 27-year supply 490 00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:51,538 Of dental floss, 491 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,673 A battery-operated 492 00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:53,774 Battery changer that's only good 493 00:17:53,874 --> 00:17:55,442 For changing it's own batteries. 494 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,543 - it was on sale. 495 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,844 - no more. Do you understand? 496 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:58,612 No more. 497 00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:00,280 Now, I'm going out again. 498 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,981 If you buy one thing 499 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:02,649 While I'm gone, 500 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:03,650 No lasagna 501 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:07,220 For the rest of your life. 502 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,189 - the rest of my life? 503 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,257 Without lasagna 504 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,426 That could be like tomorrow. 505 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,694 I'd better do something 506 00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:17,297 Positive and constructive. 507 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,433 I'll watch television. 508 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,368 Let's see what's on cable. 509 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,403 Hmm, the old' 510 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,607 How to prepare potatoes channel. 511 00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:31,545 - shoestring, cottage fried, 512 00:18:31,645 --> 00:18:34,314 Boiled, salad, mashed. 513 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,449 - hey, this is worth 514 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,418 $79.95 a month, isn't it? 515 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,586 - chipped on toast. 516 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,654 - I'll try the old 517 00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:42,055 Snail racing channel. 518 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,390 - and they're off. 519 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,324 Well, I think they're off. 520 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,425 Yes. It looks like 521 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,526 Wet driveway is pulling 522 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:47,594 Into the lead. 523 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,529 They're neck and neck. 524 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:50,530 These guys have necks? 525 00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:52,499 Wet driveway is out 526 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,867 To break his previous record 527 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:55,368 Of 3 weeks, 27 days 528 00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:56,503 And 6 hours 529 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,272 In the 18-inch slime trail. 530 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,340 - I'll try the 531 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,242 All buying stuff channel. 532 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,543 - we're back, dear friends. 533 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,178 We're brought magnificent, 534 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,313 Marvelous merchandise 535 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,714 For you to buy, buy, buy. 536 00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:08,615 Yes, yes, yes. 537 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,417 Our next item is this, 538 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,385 A deluxe, chrome-plated, 539 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,788 Large-capacity, hand inlaid. 540 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:15,722 Designer model, 541 00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:17,223 Laser-powered, 542 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,558 Elephant repeller. 543 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,160 - gee, I don't have 544 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,428 One of those. 545 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,562 - phone now. 546 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,230 Operators are standing by 547 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,198 To take your mo-- 548 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,633 Your call. 549 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,234 - if you buy one thing 550 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,202 While I'm gone, 551 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,504 No lasagna 552 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,405 For the rest of your life. 553 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,808 - I wonder if jon was serious. 554 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:37,008 - I'm serious. 555 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,181 - ahh. 556 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,588 - and remember, 557 00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:49,690 The first 20 callers 558 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,224 Get their elephant repeller 559 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,392 Absolutely free, 560 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,227 Plus I will deliver 561 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,362 Every one in person. 562 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,512 - free? 563 00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:05,505 - okay, okay. 564 00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:07,441 I'm at that customer's house. 565 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,675 Just wait. 566 00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:09,843 I'll land the sale 567 00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:14,648 Of the century. 568 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:17,484 - ( doorbell rings ) 569 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,685 - hello, hello, hello. 570 00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,420 Herbert finagle here, 571 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,688 President of finagle marketing. 572 00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:23,056 Who is this person 573 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:23,791 Who ordered 574 00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:25,525 The free elephant repeller? 575 00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:27,227 - you're looking at him fellow. 576 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,695 - a cat. 577 00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:30,530 Well, why not a cat? 578 00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:31,765 I'm a great salesman after all. 579 00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,801 Hello, little pussycat. 580 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:34,768 I have your free 581 00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:35,836 Elephant repeller here. 582 00:20:35,936 --> 00:20:37,738 It's absolutely totally free, 583 00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:39,640 Except the $2 handling charge, 584 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,675 The $5 delivery charge, 585 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,510 The $9 restocking charge. 586 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,578 Let's see, 587 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:48,482 You only owe me $28. Okay? 588 00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,517 - not okay. 589 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:51,518 I've got to stay away 590 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,688 From salesmen like that. 591 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:57,457 - hash browned, julienned, 592 00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,393 French fried, o'brien. 593 00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:01,628 - and this race 594 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,430 Is really getting exciting. 595 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,531 - I never take no 596 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,699 For an answer, 597 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:07,501 Especially from a cat. 598 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,302 - this snail race is even more 599 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,604 Exciting than last year's 600 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,539 Seven-inch tortoise dash. 601 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,407 - gee, this is 602 00:21:14,508 --> 00:21:16,343 Kind of interesting. 603 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,577 - excuse me, sir. 604 00:21:17,678 --> 00:21:18,645 Have you ever considered 605 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,280 The clear and present danger 606 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,348 Of being caught 607 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:25,048 In an elephant stampede? 608 00:21:27,888 --> 00:21:28,755 You see? 609 00:21:28,856 --> 00:21:30,490 Now, if I had been an elephant, 610 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,859 Well, you could have gotten rid 611 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:32,693 Of me with your 612 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:35,493 Elephant repeller. 613 00:21:40,868 --> 00:21:44,768 - I have to hide from him. 614 00:21:47,908 --> 00:21:48,709 - you know, 615 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:49,810 There are advantages 616 00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:51,478 To a good elephant repeller. 617 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:52,612 - I wish I had 618 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:55,713 A salesman repeller. 619 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,389 - it comes with 620 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,490 A great guarantee. 621 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:04,591 - I'll hide 622 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,627 Down in the basement. 623 00:22:07,728 --> 00:22:09,763 He'll never find me down here. 624 00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:11,231 - if this elephant repeller 625 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,399 Doesn't work, 626 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,534 We pay you 1,000 bucks 627 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,369 - all right. All right. 628 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,639 Enough. I'll buy it. 629 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:22,176 - garfield, what piece of junk 630 00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:23,543 Have you bought this time? 631 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:24,912 - it's a laser-powered 632 00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,379 Elephant repeller, 633 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,781 The best one made. 634 00:22:27,881 --> 00:22:29,016 - there isn't an elephant 635 00:22:29,116 --> 00:22:30,083 Within a thousand miles 636 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,451 Of here. 637 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,386 - you see how good it works? 638 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:34,521 As I was saying, 639 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,356 The guarantee is that 640 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:37,457 If this device 641 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:38,592 Doesn't keep elephants away, 642 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:42,462 We pay you $1,000. Bye now. 643 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,212 - garfield. 644 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,170 - oh, you're some salesman, 645 00:22:50,271 --> 00:22:51,872 Herby, and that guarantee 646 00:22:51,972 --> 00:22:52,873 Always gets them. 647 00:22:52,973 --> 00:22:55,675 Imagine, elephants around here. 648 00:22:55,776 --> 00:22:57,878 - ( elephant trumpet sound ) 649 00:22:57,978 --> 00:23:00,246 It can't be. 650 00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:03,416 No. No. 651 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,286 - hey, mr. Salesman, 652 00:23:05,386 --> 00:23:07,221 About that guarantee of yours. 653 00:23:07,321 --> 00:23:10,390 - no. No. I don't believe it. 654 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:13,927 No! No! No! No! 655 00:23:14,027 --> 00:23:15,963 - hey, I don't 656 00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:17,097 Believe it either, 657 00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:18,398 But with a thousand bucks 658 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:19,599 I can buy that microwave 659 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:22,335 Cheese straightener. 40078

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