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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,473 - dogs are the most Ridiculous thing on this planet. 2 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:08,175 Odie does that all day, 3 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:09,443 Day in, day out. 4 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,978 No dignity. No brains. 5 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:15,315 No anything. 6 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,184 Look how he embarrasses himself 7 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:18,385 To entertain jon. 8 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:20,020 It's absolutely disgusting. 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,021 It's... 10 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:22,055 - here, boy, 11 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:25,455 Have a nice juicy ham. 12 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:31,498 - ( panting ) 13 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,300 - hey a ham's a ham. 14 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,102 - ( panting ) 15 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,337 - ladies and gentlemen, 16 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:39,373 Garfield and friends. 17 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,208 ( music ) 18 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:42,209 - ♪ friends are there ♪ 19 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:43,276 - ♪ to help you ♪ 20 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,378 ♪ get started, to give you ♪ 21 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,881 ♪ a push on your way ♪ 22 00:00:46,981 --> 00:00:48,081 - ♪ friends are there ♪ 23 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,249 - ♪ to turn around ♪ 24 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:50,384 ♪ get your feet on the ground ♪ 25 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,085 ♪ for a brand-new day ♪ 26 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:53,086 - ♪ they pick you up ♪ 27 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,087 ♪ when you're down ♪ 28 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:55,121 - ♪ help you ♪ 29 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,122 ♪ swallow your pride ♪ 30 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:56,957 ♪ when something inside ♪ 31 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:58,258 ♪ says to break on through ♪ 32 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,494 ♪ to the other side ♪ 33 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:01,528 - ♪ friends are ♪ 34 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,196 ♪ someone you can open up to ♪ 35 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:04,231 - ♪ when you feel ♪ 36 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:06,132 ♪ like you're ready to flip ♪ 37 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,267 - ♪ when you've got ♪ 38 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:08,869 ♪ the world on your shoulders ♪ 39 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:10,103 - ♪ friends are there ♪ 40 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:11,371 ♪ to give you a tip ♪ 41 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:12,406 - ♪ friends are there ♪ 42 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,140 ♪ when you need them ♪ 43 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,208 ♪ they're even there ♪ 44 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:16,243 ♪ when you don't ♪ 45 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:17,845 - ♪ for a walk in the park ♪ 46 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:19,145 ♪ or a shot in the dark, ♪ 47 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,480 ♪ friends are there ♪ 48 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,648 - ♪ I don't care ♪ 49 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:22,616 - ♪ but friends will ♪ 50 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:25,116 ♪ care for you ♪ 51 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:31,525 - beware of imitations. 52 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,360 Accept no substitutes. 53 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,760 Batteries not include. 54 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:43,570 - oh, garfield, 55 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,338 I'm packing a box to ship 56 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,373 To my folks in the country. 57 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:47,274 Look around for stuff 58 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,276 We don't need. 59 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:53,013 Old magazines, good idea. 60 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:56,683 That old radio, nice thought. 61 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,685 Nermal, excellent idea. 62 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,421 My folks will just love-- 63 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,390 Garfield, you can't mail nermal 64 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,558 To my folks. 65 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:05,559 - sure you can. 66 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,660 Just mark the package 67 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,295 Third class, 68 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:09,696 Please bend and smash. 69 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,566 - watch this garfield, 70 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,700 People love it 71 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,469 When kittens play. 72 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,337 - what good is it? 73 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:20,137 - what good is it? 74 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,311 Look at all these blue ribbons 75 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,179 I won in the cat show. 76 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:28,315 - best whiskers, 77 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,651 First place purring competition, 78 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:34,187 Most pushups. Most pushups? 79 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,455 - mm-hmm. And tomorrow 80 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:36,423 Is this year's cat show. 81 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,325 I bet I win 82 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:41,495 A whole lot more awards. 83 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,531 - hmm, maybe I ought to get jon 84 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,299 To enter me in the cat show. 85 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:47,334 I bet he thinks 86 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:51,371 It's a great idea. 87 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:55,442 - ( laughing ) you? 88 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:56,476 You in the-- 89 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,545 In the cat show? 90 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,413 Why? Do they have a category 91 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,649 For eating the most lasagna? 92 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,218 ( laughing ) no. No. No. No. 93 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:06,319 No, really, garfield. 94 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,588 You can't possibly-- 95 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,357 Oh, I didn't mean to 96 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:11,358 Hurt your feelings, garfield. 97 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,060 You're my cat, 98 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,394 And I really care about you. 99 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:15,428 So if you want to be 100 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,564 In the cat show, I'll enter you. 101 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,164 - kiss me. 102 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,538 - could I have 103 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,774 Your attention, please? 104 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,675 The judges have completed 105 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,744 The preliminary screening. 106 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,379 - boy, the waiting's 107 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:33,747 Getting to me. 108 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:37,551 - how did you get in here? 109 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:38,786 - I made a left turn 110 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,388 At the tacorama and here I was. 111 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:43,290 - no. No. I mean, 112 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,793 Do you have papers? 113 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,527 - jon gets some. 114 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:48,528 I usually read the comics 115 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:49,830 And throw the rest away. 116 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,698 - your attention, please. 117 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,867 The judges have eliminated 118 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:57,304 The following cats. Number nine. 119 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,239 - hey, tough luck, fellow. 120 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,808 - number 17. 121 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,243 - hey, that's the way it goes. 122 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,512 - number 3, number 21, 123 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:06,814 Number 8. 124 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,016 - don't get so dejected guys. 125 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,550 The important thing is to be 126 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,653 A good dignified loser. 127 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,153 - and number 13. 128 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,794 - but I don't want to lose! 129 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,796 It's not fair! 130 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,598 I demand a recount! 131 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:25,833 Get me an attorney! 132 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,567 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 133 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,736 Correction, number 13 134 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:32,606 Is one of our two finalists, 135 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:36,743 Along with number 5. 136 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,645 - I knew I had it. 137 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:41,682 I'm a finalist! I almost won. 138 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,716 All I have to do 139 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,584 Is beat number 5. 140 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,687 I wonder which one number 5 is. 141 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,556 - hi garfield. 142 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:50,590 - I think we all 143 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:51,859 Saw this coming. 144 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,694 - now, our two finalists 145 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,328 Will compete in three events 146 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:56,930 To determine the winner. 147 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:59,800 First, the talent competition. 148 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:03,637 Here is garfield. 149 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,740 - ♪ blue ribbons I don't need ♪ 150 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,642 ♪ to know that I'm ♪ 151 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:09,710 ♪ the best of breed ♪ 152 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,178 ♪ I'm the best ♪ 153 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:13,180 ♪ possible garfield the cat ♪ 154 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,748 ♪ and I don't need a trophy ♪ 155 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,016 ♪ to tell me that ♪ 156 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:19,186 ♪ I'm cool and hot ♪ 157 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,388 ♪ other cats can only wish for ♪ 158 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,489 ♪ what I've got ♪ 159 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:25,492 ♪ I'm hot and cool ♪ 160 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:26,793 ♪ and I live my life ♪ 161 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,795 ♪ by one simple rule ♪ 162 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,530 ♪ only the best ♪ 163 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,632 ♪ is good enough for me ♪ 164 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,534 ♪ yes, sir ♪ 165 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:37,704 ♪ my success is guaranteed, ♪ 166 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:41,374 ♪ because I'm the Best of breed ♪ 167 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,624 - ( sparse applause ) 168 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,785 - tough crowd. 169 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,387 - and now our other finalist, 170 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,389 Nermal, will play with 171 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:58,739 A ball of yarn. 172 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:09,770 - what a pathetic, lousy act. 173 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,638 - ahh. 174 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,538 ( applause ) 175 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:20,948 - our next event is obedience. 176 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,950 I will read a list of commands 177 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,952 For the cat to follow. 178 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:29,689 First garfield. Play dead. 179 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:33,460 Roll over. Sit up. 180 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,795 Speak. 181 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:35,829 - meow. 182 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,697 - stand up. Lie down. 183 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,834 Get up. Beg. Jump up. 184 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:43,704 Play dead again. Turn around. 185 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,904 - ( applause ) 186 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,443 - well, there's my exercise 187 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,846 For the decade. 188 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:53,947 - in a moment 189 00:06:54,048 --> 00:06:55,282 We'll put nermal 190 00:06:55,383 --> 00:06:59,433 Through the obedience task. 191 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,999 All right, nermal. Ready? 192 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:16,770 Roll over. Sit up. 193 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,572 Stand on one foot. 194 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,008 Eat a pizza. 195 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,410 Impersonate santa claus. 196 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,746 Make duck sounds. 197 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:26,780 - quack, quack. 198 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,881 - dance "Swan lake." 199 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,983 Balance on a grapefruit. 200 00:07:30,084 --> 00:07:31,952 Play the accordion. 201 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:35,689 Boogie till you Drop. Make butter. 202 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:36,924 Fly a kite. 203 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:37,991 Polish the klopman diamond. 204 00:07:38,092 --> 00:07:39,459 Run the marathon. 205 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:40,493 Move to florida. 206 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,763 Do jumping jacks. 207 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:46,633 - ( applause ) 208 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,769 - did you hear that, garfield? 209 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,337 They love me. 210 00:07:50,438 --> 00:07:52,439 That's because I'm so adorable, 211 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:53,707 Unlike you. 212 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:54,741 - this calls 213 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:57,691 For drastic action. 214 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,818 - our last event is skill. 215 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,519 Each cat will demonstrate 216 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,488 A special ability. 217 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,838 First garfield. 218 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,839 - ( applause ) 219 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,115 - most impressive. 220 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,550 And now, here with a skill 221 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,820 Demonstration is nermal. 222 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:43,070 Ahem. Here is nermal. 223 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:49,562 Is nermal here? Nermal? 224 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:50,563 - we can't find nermal. 225 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:52,532 We've looked everywhere. 226 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:53,967 - oh, well then, 227 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,535 Ladies and gentlemen, 228 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:56,870 Nermal seems to have 229 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,571 Left the building. 230 00:08:58,672 --> 00:08:59,606 Nermal is 231 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,441 Therefore disqualified, 232 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,809 And garfield wins 233 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,711 The blue ribbon. 234 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:08,815 - ( applause ) 235 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:09,950 - what? 236 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,952 No large cash award? 237 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,020 - you won, garfield. 238 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,621 I can't believe you did it! 239 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,290 I cannot believe it! 240 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,457 - your confidence in me 241 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,126 Is overwhelming. 242 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,127 - gee, I wonder 243 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,195 What happened to nermal. 244 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:22,229 No one saw nermal 245 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,596 Leave the building. 246 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:24,597 - I can't imagine 247 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:25,966 What happened. 248 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,600 - garfield, am I on yet? 249 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,802 Garfield, this is 250 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:29,970 A pretty small dressing room. 251 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:30,971 It's so dark too. 252 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,005 Is it time for me 253 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,141 To be cute yet? Garfield? 254 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,691 Oh, garfield. Garfield. 255 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:53,472 - la la la, la la la la la la 256 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:02,903 - mm, tapioca pudding, delish. 257 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:06,153 ( conitnues singing ) 258 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:14,014 Oh, I suppose 259 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,048 You're wondering 260 00:10:15,149 --> 00:10:16,183 What I'm doing. 261 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,651 Well, I've just arranged 262 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,953 A terrific joke. 263 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,689 When orson opens this box, 264 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,624 Whammo, a face full 265 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,161 Of tapioca pudding. 266 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:28,162 You're just jealous 267 00:10:28,262 --> 00:10:29,196 'cause you didn't 268 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,730 Think of it first. 269 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,631 ( laughing ) 270 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:47,147 Ahem, dear friend orson. 271 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,649 I wish you a happy national 272 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,051 Tapioca pudding day. 273 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,087 - happy what? 274 00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:55,689 - national tapioca pudding day. 275 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:56,990 The day when you give 276 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,225 Your dear, dear friends 277 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,693 A box of tapioca pudding 278 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,495 To show them how much 279 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,697 Their friendship means to you. 280 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,098 - tapioca pudding day? 281 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:06,200 - uh-huh 282 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,667 - gee, roy, I'm honored. 283 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:08,735 - uh-huh. 284 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,237 - and embarrassed. See, 285 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,772 I didn't get you anything. 286 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,710 - what? No tapioca pudding? 287 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,245 Well, I can see 288 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,679 How much my friendship 289 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:22,015 Means to you, au revoir, 290 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,965 Fair weather amigo. 291 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,165 This will be great. ( laughing ) 292 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,267 - oh, I feel awful. 293 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,301 I didn't even know 294 00:11:41,402 --> 00:11:43,303 About tapioca pudding day. 295 00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:44,338 Maybe it's not too late 296 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:47,707 To get some pudding for roy. 297 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,009 - I have had it. 298 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,043 I'm sick of you 299 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,044 Following me around 300 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,246 All the time, and I am not 301 00:11:52,346 --> 00:11:53,880 Afraid of you anymore. 302 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,182 It has finally dawned 303 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,551 Upon this oft craven duck 304 00:11:57,651 --> 00:12:02,001 That shadows cannot hurt you. 305 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:08,362 Let me reassess. 306 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:10,897 - wade, who did this to you? 307 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,299 - someone who is but a shadow 308 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,334 Of my former self. 309 00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:16,136 What's that, orson? 310 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,204 - oh, it's a box 311 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,905 Of tapioca pudding. 312 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:19,940 Today is national 313 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,808 Tapioca pudding day. 314 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,044 - national tap-a-hey-day? 315 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,279 - it's a holiday. 316 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,346 You show friends 317 00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:27,747 You care about them 318 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:28,748 By giving them a box 319 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:29,816 Of tapioca pudding. 320 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,318 - well that's what 321 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,386 All holidays are about, 322 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:33,853 Buying and getting presents. 323 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,088 - oh, no, wade. 324 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,056 They're about something 325 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,926 Very different. 326 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,195 - gee, I could have sworn 327 00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:44,030 I just heard a song cue. 328 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,199 - ♪ gifts aren't just 329 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,901 ♪ for holidays ♪ 330 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:48,935 ♪ they're to give ♪ 331 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,138 ♪ when the feeling's right ♪ 332 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,640 ♪ it's a nice way to say, ♪ 333 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,308 ♪ "Hey, you're a good friend," ♪ 334 00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:57,444 ♪ and it makes Their day bright ♪ 335 00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:01,114 ♪ you don't really Need a reason ♪ 336 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,217 ♪ to show someone That you care ♪ 337 00:13:04,318 --> 00:13:06,654 ♪ a gift is a nice way to show ♪ 338 00:13:06,754 --> 00:13:08,822 ♪ how you feel, and feelings ♪ 339 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,091 ♪ are nice to share ♪ 340 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,359 ♪ sometimes words ♪ 341 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,261 ♪ don't come easy ♪ 342 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,228 ♪ when there's something ♪ 343 00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:17,364 ♪ you'd like to say ♪ 344 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,132 ♪ sometimes a gift ♪ 345 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,168 ♪ helps a friend have a nice, ♪ 346 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,770 ♪ sharing a gift Helps a friend ♪ 347 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:24,638 ♪ have a nice, ♪ 348 00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:26,039 ♪ giving a gift helps ♪ 349 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:30,877 ♪ a friend have a nice day ♪ 350 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,677 ♪ oooh oooh oooh ♪ 351 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,151 So here's your tapioca pudding 352 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,353 To show what a good friend 353 00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:40,954 I think you are. 354 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,256 - thanks orson. 355 00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:44,057 You are a good friend. 356 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,825 Wait, wait. 357 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:46,826 He is a good friend, 358 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:47,894 And I didn't get him 359 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,396 Any tapioca pudding. 360 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,998 I have committed a major 361 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,367 Social blunder. 362 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:58,439 - I'll get you worm. 363 00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:00,407 - ( blows raspberries ) 364 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,310 - you won't get away from me. 365 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,145 - he got away from you. 366 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,581 - not for long. 367 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,884 I'll flood him out. 368 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,252 - I don't think I want 369 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,288 To see this. 370 00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:16,256 - okay, worm. 371 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:20,294 I hope you're thirsty. 372 00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:21,295 I'll just wait 373 00:14:21,395 --> 00:14:22,396 At his back door 374 00:14:22,496 --> 00:14:24,164 Until he swims for it. 375 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,300 I hear him. He's coming. 376 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,102 Your mine now, wormy worm worm. 377 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,702 Mine! Ahh! 378 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,053 - I was right. 379 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:50,023 I didn't want to see this. 380 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,358 - oh, worry. 381 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,526 Oh, worry and fret. 382 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,461 Oh, worry, fret, and concern, 383 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,164 And panic. I have box -- 384 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,332 I didn't know about 385 00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:00,233 National tapioca pudding day. 386 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,768 - will you say it, 387 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,203 Or shall I? 388 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,238 - let's say it together. 389 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,508 - national tapioca pudding day? 390 00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:09,343 - the day you give your friends 391 00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:10,910 Tapioca pudding. 392 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:11,779 Orson gave me some, 393 00:15:11,879 --> 00:15:14,114 And I have none to give him. 394 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,382 - well, tapioca pudding 395 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,384 Is pretty much all alike. 396 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,952 - sheldon's right. 397 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,120 Why don't you just rewrap 398 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,154 That box and give it 399 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,155 Back to him? 400 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,357 - that's a ridiculous, silly, 401 00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:26,960 Impractical idea. I'll do it. 402 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,028 - sheldon, I just had 403 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,196 A thought. 404 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,230 - oh, well, 405 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,498 Whisper it in my ear. 406 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,233 - okay, sure. No problem-- 407 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,001 Uh, um, could you give me 408 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,403 A hint where your ear is? 409 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:40,407 - a fabulous idea. 410 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,909 - present for me, wade? 411 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,144 - oh, no. No. No. 412 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,212 This is for my good 413 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,381 And truly friend, orson. 414 00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,483 - oh, the pig gets a present, 415 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,418 And I don't? 416 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,254 Well, see if I care. 417 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,455 Of course I care. 418 00:15:55,556 --> 00:15:57,991 - and to my good pal orson, 419 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,060 I present this. 420 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,961 - uno momento, pig and duck. 421 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,464 Isn't something missing? 422 00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:07,501 Like maybe roy's present? Hmm? 423 00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:08,868 Like maybe a gift 424 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,271 For good ol' roy? 425 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,872 - oh, that reminds me, 426 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,807 I just wanted to 427 00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:16,009 Return the favor from earlier. 428 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,043 Happy national 429 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,279 Tapioca pudding day. 430 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,416 - oh, you shouldn't have. 431 00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:24,150 I'm touched guys. 432 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,420 And after all the rotten things 433 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,987 I've done to you. 434 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,823 To think you rember me 435 00:16:29,924 --> 00:16:32,292 On national tapioca pudding day. 436 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,294 Wait a minute. 437 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,297 Didn't I make up this holiday? 438 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,298 Oh, yeah. 439 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,333 I had this all 440 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:42,336 Planned out so well. 441 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,471 - here's a gift for you, orson. 442 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,040 - not more tapioca pudding? 443 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,310 - protect me. 444 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,012 - here, we picked 445 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,079 These for you. 446 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,314 - flowers, for me? 447 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,149 But why, guys? 448 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,184 It isn't a holiday, 449 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,285 Or my birthday. 450 00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,453 - so? 451 00:16:59,553 --> 00:17:00,420 - why do you have to wait 452 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:01,421 For a holiday 453 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:02,456 To do something nice 454 00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:04,191 For someone you like? 455 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,891 - nice, guys. Real nice. 456 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:26,580 - all right, class. 457 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,048 Settle down. 458 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,550 I wanted to take the 459 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,084 Opportunity today to answer 460 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,352 Some of the questions 461 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,020 You've been sending in. 462 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,057 Follow me. 463 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,592 I said follow me. 464 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:39,626 I'm very happy when 465 00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:43,630 You all write in. 466 00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:45,465 And even odie gets mail, 467 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,634 Can you believe it? 468 00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:52,535 We keep odie's fan mail in here. 469 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,611 Well, like I said, 470 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,646 This is odie's mail, 471 00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,615 And if he gets that much mail, 472 00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:02,982 You can only imagine 473 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,319 How much I get. 474 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:10,591 Mine's in here. 475 00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:12,341 Stand back. 476 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,633 - ( fly buzzing ) 477 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:22,335 - hmm. Well, at least 478 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,986 I got one letter. 479 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:28,876 No doubt from some loyal, 480 00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:31,445 True-blue, garfield admirer. 481 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,514 Let's see. Dear occupant, 482 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:35,649 You may already have 483 00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:38,149 Won $37 million. 484 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,630 All right. 485 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,164 You want to hear about odie? 486 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,566 - ( applause ) 487 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,916 - fine. Lights. 488 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,908 This is odie. 489 00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:02,709 I can tell you're thrilled. 490 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:06,079 This is a doggie tongue, 491 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,582 Very dangerous. 492 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,985 - uh, how long 493 00:19:11,085 --> 00:19:12,586 Is the average doggie tongue? 494 00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:14,220 - nine yards. 495 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,288 Hold your questions 496 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,890 For the end, please. 497 00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:18,492 Now, a doggie tongue 498 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,442 Does have its uses. 499 00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:25,465 You can get 50 stamps 500 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,601 Licked at once. 501 00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,135 You can insult someone 502 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,704 You don't like, 503 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,071 And in some countries 504 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,273 They use it as 505 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,175 A red carpet for very small 506 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,344 Visiting dignitaries. 507 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,712 A doggie tongue can be 508 00:19:38,812 --> 00:19:42,148 Very dangerous, however. 509 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,083 Watch this film 510 00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:45,251 Prepared by the national council 511 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,621 On canine slurping safety. 512 00:19:47,721 --> 00:19:48,771 Lights. 513 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,228 - doggie tongue: 514 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,430 Threat or menace? 515 00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:58,498 Some day 516 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,000 When you are unprepared, 517 00:20:00,101 --> 00:20:01,702 When you don't expect it... 518 00:20:01,802 --> 00:20:04,237 - ( slurp ) 519 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,540 - ...They will slurp you. 520 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,174 Let's see that again 521 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:12,412 In slow motion. 522 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,615 Note the unsuspecting innocence 523 00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,618 On the part of the slurpee. 524 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,219 Watch as the slurper makes 525 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,788 His approach. 526 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,556 The slow motion camera 527 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,324 Reveals the many and 528 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,593 Varied reaction on the part 529 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,361 Of the slurpee. 530 00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:29,730 He doesn't seem 531 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:33,880 To like this much, does he? 532 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,539 - people wonder what a dog 533 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,410 Like odie is made of. 534 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:46,379 Let's consult this pie chart. 535 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,381 This tiny piece 536 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:49,382 Of the pie represents 537 00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:53,854 Odie's brains. 538 00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:55,722 And this piece represents 539 00:20:55,823 --> 00:21:00,327 Odie's common sense. 540 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,262 And this piece represents 541 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,397 Odie's tongue. 542 00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:07,701 Gulp. 543 00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:10,303 Before we go on, 544 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,139 Are there any questions? 545 00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:15,375 - uh, yeah. Is wrestling fixed? 546 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,545 - gulp. Excuse me. 547 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:19,579 I should have asked 548 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,681 Are there any 549 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:21,815 Intelligent questions. 550 00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:24,284 - what exactly does odie 551 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,619 Do all day? 552 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:28,155 - I'll settle for that. 553 00:21:28,255 --> 00:21:31,458 Here's odie in the morning. 554 00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:34,461 Here's odie in the afternoon. 555 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,630 And here's odie in the evening. 556 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,431 Boy, he looks depressed 557 00:21:38,532 --> 00:21:39,867 In this one. 558 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,468 Would anyone like to see 559 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,437 What I do all day? 560 00:21:44,538 --> 00:21:45,605 Tough, I'm gonna 561 00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:47,774 Show you anyhow. 562 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,177 Here I am in the morning. 563 00:21:50,277 --> 00:21:51,912 Here I am in the afternoon. 564 00:21:52,012 --> 00:21:53,580 Here I am in the evening. 565 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,782 Here I am on my day off. 566 00:21:55,883 --> 00:21:57,684 - what does odie do 567 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,586 On his day off? 568 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,021 - odie, huh? 569 00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:03,924 Well, odie likes to chase cars. 570 00:22:04,024 --> 00:22:07,394 I have some films of that. 571 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,362 Here's odie chasing a car. 572 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,412 - ( barking ) 573 00:22:17,271 --> 00:22:18,371 - you know, every so often 574 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,171 He does catch one. 575 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,414 - uh, what does he do with one 576 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,049 When he catches it? 577 00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:30,918 - he buries it in the backyard. 578 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:32,552 - ( laughter ) 579 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:33,754 - what are you laughing at? 580 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:34,955 You don't believe me? 581 00:22:35,055 --> 00:22:35,956 - no, we don't believe you. 582 00:22:36,056 --> 00:22:37,791 - I can't believe my ears. 583 00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:40,527 - we can't believe your face. 584 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:41,661 - hey, I did not come here 585 00:22:41,762 --> 00:22:42,829 To be insulted. 586 00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:43,864 - well, where do you 587 00:22:43,964 --> 00:22:45,699 Usually go? 588 00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:46,934 This whole thing is stupid. 589 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:48,235 - yeah, it's ridiculous. 590 00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:50,204 - you think this is ridiculous? 591 00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:52,706 You should see this audience. 592 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:55,506 - ( crowd booing ) 593 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,252 - ( barking ) 594 00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:07,087 - hi boy. 595 00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:08,455 Have fun chasing cars? 596 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,957 - yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 597 00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:11,058 - those people 598 00:23:11,158 --> 00:23:12,492 Didn't appreciate me. 599 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:13,693 I told them you buried cars 600 00:23:13,794 --> 00:23:14,828 In the backyard, 601 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:16,730 And they made fun of me. 602 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:17,798 - ( cars honking ) 603 00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:18,866 - boy, try and 604 00:23:18,966 --> 00:23:20,534 Educate some people. 605 00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:21,535 - ( barking ) 37068

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