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( yawns )
( gasps )
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- my bed?
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Odie is sleeping in my bed?
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The nerve of that pooch.
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This calls for a good stomping.
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Take this and that
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And some of this again.
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Oh, hi, odie.
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I'll teach you to sleep--
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( pants )
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- well, so much for my
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French bread and olive collection.
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( snickers )
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Garfield and friends.
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♪ friends are there ♪
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♪ to help you get started, ♪
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♪ to give you a
Push on your way ♪
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♪ friends are there ♪
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♪ to turn around, ♪
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♪ get your feet on the ground ♪
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♪ for a brand new day ♪
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♪ they pick you up ♪
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♪ when you're down ♪
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♪ help you swallow your pride ♪
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♪ when something inside ♪
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♪ says to break on through ♪
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♪ to the other side. ♪
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♪ friends are someone ♪
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♪ you can open up to ♪
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♪ when you feel like
You're ready to flip ♪
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♪ when you've got ♪
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♪ the world on your shoulders ♪
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♪ friends are there
To give you a tip ♪
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♪ friends are there ♪
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♪ when you need them, ♪
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♪ they're even there ♪
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♪ when you don't ♪
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♪ for a walk in the park ♪
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♪ or a shot in the dark, ♪
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♪ friends are there ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ but friends will
Care for you ♪
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- pay careful attention,
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Everyone, there'll be
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A quiz later.
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Upbeat music
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( humming )
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- one of these, two of these.
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Oh, you wait and grow up.
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So this on top, two of these,
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Four of these, 12 of those.
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Faster music
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( swoosh )
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( crash )
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That's the last time
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I go into that cafeteria.
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- oh, please, mr. Cat,
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Don't eat me, please!
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Please!
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I have no nutritional value.
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I'm very high in cholesterol.
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- I don't eat mice.
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- the surgeon general
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Put a warning on me.
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Eating me could be hazardous
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To your health.
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- eating mice,
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What a disgusting concept.
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- oh, hi, garfield.
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- hello, floyd,
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How goes the rat race?
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- I think seymour is winning.
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Dogcatcher: ha!
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I've got you this time, mutt!
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- isn't he a little big
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To be in the race?
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- you're mine, now.
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- me cat, you dog catcher.
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- ralph, put that cat down.
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You are the most incompetent
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Dog catcher on the whole squad.
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- but mr. Mendelberg, I--
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- one more mistake
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And you're fired.
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- yes, sir.
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I understand, sir.
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- let's eat,
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Do you like lasagna?
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( growls )
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( barks )
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- hey, cat, how come
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You making like a dog?
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- a cat? Where?
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Oh, you don't think I'm a cat,
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Do you?
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Did you hear that, floyd?
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Funny, hunh?
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- yeah, funny, you a cat?
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- if I were a cat
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Would I be walking with a mouse?
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Obviously I'm a fido felinis.
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- a what?
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- a fido felinis, you know,
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A dog that looks like a cat.
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Stupid folks always
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Make that mistake
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But you're smart enough to know
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The difference, right?
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- difference?
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Oh, yeah, right, yeah, sure.
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Sorry for the mix-up, pal.
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Yeah, see you around.
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- pretty clever.
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Hey, do you think that trick
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Would work for me
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When cats start chasing me?
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- sure, I'll teach you to meow.
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( meowing )
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- now pinch your throat.
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( meows )
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- yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Here, here, here.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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- what does that sound like?
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- like a violin going
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Through a trash masher.
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- oh, I'll never learn
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How to meow.
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- sure you will.
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Hey, I learned how to bark.
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( barks )
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- a dog!
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( growls )
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( barks )
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- I was right.
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That was a dog.
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You're not fooling me
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This time, dog.
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- okay, continue.
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Upbeat music
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Silly music
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♪
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I think we all know
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How this joke works by now.
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- you're trapped now, dog.
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Operator, operator,
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I seem to have
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A bad connection.
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Come back here, dog.
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Come back here.
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- he's yelling like
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He actually expects me to do it.
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( meowing )
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- hey, you ain't a cat.
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- I'm working on an impression.
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Cut me some slack, pal.
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- oh, that was good.
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I do a pretty mean mouse myself.
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Listen.
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( squeeks )
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- it's a little overstated.
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Act like you got something
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Stuck in your teeth.
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- like this?
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- yeah, well, it's--
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Work on it and bring it back.
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- oh, there's the dog
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I was chasing earlier.
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I got him.
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( squeaks )
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- wait a minute.
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Dogs don't squeak.
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Mice squeak like that one there.
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( meows )
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( barks )
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- there's the dog.
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I caught the dog.
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At last, I caught a dog.
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- that's not a dog.
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That's a cat!
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I warned you, one more mistake.
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- no, this is a dog.
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It barks, you'll see.
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It's a dog.
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Bark for the nice man, fido.
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( meow )
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- okay, that's it.
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You're history.
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- no, no! It's a dog.
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- ralph, that is a cat.
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This is a dog.
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- oh, no.
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That's a mouse.
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It goes squeak.
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Squeak for the man, mousey.
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This is a cat.
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It went meow.
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I heard it.
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See, mouse goes meow,
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The doggy goes squeak,
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Cat goes arf but
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That's not a cat.
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It's a dog but it
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Only looks like a cat.
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Sounds like a mouse
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But the mouse is a cat,
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He looks like a dog
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But the don't go bow-wow
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Except for the dog eats cheese.
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The cat-- the cat went squeak
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Or was that the dog?
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( laughs )
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- poor guy.
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- so what do we do now?
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- what do we do?
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I think we got a great act.
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( barks )
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( squeaks )
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( meows )
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( moos )
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- boo.
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- are you gonna let her
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Get away with that?
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- I guess so.
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- no you're not.
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- no, I'm not.
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I'm not?
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- to be tough, you gotta
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Look tough.
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We'll use this straw
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To give you muscles.
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Now, go get her.
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- right!
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( groaning )
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- more straw, wade?
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- more straw.
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- this is a whole book
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About sports.
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- anything in there about
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Worm wrestling?
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That's my kind of sport.
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Right, sheldon?
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- just a second.
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I'm playing table tennis.
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- sports make me too nervous.
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When I watch football
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If the players get
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Into a huddle I always think
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They're talking about me.
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- well, I think we should try
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A new sport like this one here.
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Pig ball.
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- pig ball?
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Ha, never heard of it.
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- neither have I but all
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The rules are right here.
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- well, let's try it.
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- well, if it isn't
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Too dangerous.
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- nuh-uh.
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Not I, include me out.
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I have more important things
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To do than play silly games.
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- we don't need him.
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I'll find more players.
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Meet me out in the field.
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- okay.
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- all right.
- see you.
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( cackles )
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- what an idea I have.
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What a rotten, low down, sneaky,
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Devious, pointless,
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Wonderful idea.
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Hey, I don't know how
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I come up with them either.
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( laughs )
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- read my lips, pig.
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No. N-o, no.
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- but this could be
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A great new game.
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- I won't like it.
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I don't like trying
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Anything new.
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- hey, chill down, sis.
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How do you know you won't
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Like it till you try it?
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♪ don't be afraid ♪
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♪ of something new, ♪
289
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♪ doing something different ♪
290
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,964
♪ doesn't hurt. ♪
291
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,732
♪ if you do the same thing ♪
292
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,100
♪ day in and day out, ♪
293
00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:08,502
♪ you'll end up like ♪
294
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:11,004
♪ an old stuffed shirt. ♪
295
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,973
♪ they say variety is ♪
296
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,241
♪ the spice of life, ♪
297
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,809
♪ it's good to have ♪
298
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:19,246
♪ change of pace. ♪
299
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,248
♪ when you get some food, ♪
300
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,150
♪ you aren't in the mood, ♪
301
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,018
♪ try a little bit, ♪
302
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,853
♪ it could be a hit. ♪
303
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,255
♪ so don't be afraid ♪
304
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,123
♪ to try something new. ♪
305
00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:31,992
♪ just give it a shot. ♪
306
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,994
♪ all right! ♪
307
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:37,130
♪ you like it or not. ♪
308
00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:39,766
♪ and I guarantee a smile ♪
309
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,268
♪ on your face. ♪
310
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( vocalizes )
311
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,008
Yeah!
312
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,043
- okay, okay.
313
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,811
Let's get pig ball a try.
314
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,213
- terrific.
315
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,416
- don't be afraid of something
316
00:11:55,516 --> 00:11:56,983
Mean and playing tricks.
317
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,119
Can be a lot of fun.
318
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,754
There, the new rules
319
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,155
For pig ball.
320
00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:04,024
- okay, wade, where's the book
321
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,593
That tells how to play pig ball?
322
00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:07,160
- I thought you brought it.
323
00:12:07,261 --> 00:12:08,862
- oops, it's by the barn,
324
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,030
I'll get it.
325
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,832
- just paste a page in.
326
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,067
( laughs )
327
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,067
Uh-oh.
328
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,341
( laughs )
329
00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:22,909
- okay. The blue team starts
330
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,077
By honking like geese
331
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,045
Until the red team
332
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,113
Does 30 push ups
333
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,147
Or sits in
334
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,315
Three bana cream pies,
335
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,916
Whichever occurs first.
336
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,017
Play begins when
337
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,018
The two captains
338
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,019
Toss a baked potato
339
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,087
In the air.
340
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,689
If it lands sour cream down
341
00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:37,591
The game is
Immediately cancelled
342
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,259
And all players must immediately
343
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,161
Move to scottsdale, arizona
344
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,195
And open
345
00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:44,131
A dry cleaning business.
346
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,199
The second inning cannot start
347
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,734
Until everyone puts on
348
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:48,602
A bow tie.
349
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,870
And the captain of the blue team
350
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,306
Locates a live hippotamus.
351
00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:53,307
- wait a minute.
352
00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:54,308
Wait a minute.
353
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:56,076
Uno minuto.
354
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,210
I am the captain
355
00:12:57,311 --> 00:12:58,211
Of the blue team.
356
00:12:58,312 --> 00:12:59,913
I have to find a
357
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:03,783
Live hippa-whats?
358
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,952
- bana cream pie,
359
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,054
Dry cleaning, oh, here it is.
360
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,090
A live hippotamus.
361
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,925
- are you sure about this game?
362
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,793
- hey, like, the rules
363
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:14,628
Are the rules.
364
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:18,628
Let's give it a shot, man.
365
00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:21,368
- oh, good.
366
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,405
It landed sour cream up.
367
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:28,255
- honk. Like, honk, honk.
368
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,011
- hurry up.
369
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,812
I'm getting sick of doing
370
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,748
These push ups, oh.
371
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:35,516
- if you don't sit
372
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:36,883
In the bana cream pie,
373
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:40,153
We lose 81 points.
374
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,821
- oh, I don't know
375
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,322
About this game.
376
00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:53,233
- why do I have to do this?
377
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,968
- don't complain, I have
378
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,038
To find a hippopotamus
379
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,838
To win 600 points.
380
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,145
- I'm beginning
381
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:08,014
To not like this game.
382
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,050
- the red team gets 11 points
383
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,017
For every vegetable
384
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,119
They impersonate
385
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,153
While the blue team
386
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,521
Builds a statue of
387
00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:16,123
Arnold schwarzenegger
388
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,257
Out of coleslaw
389
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,925
And for six points,
390
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,260
Dress up like a cupcake
391
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,395
And locate the
392
00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:22,996
Klopman diamond and--
393
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,332
- that's it, enough, stop.
394
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,134
This is the stupidest game
395
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,135
In the world.
396
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,136
I quit.
397
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,404
I'm history.
398
00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:34,104
- boy, what a bad sport.
399
00:14:37,478 --> 00:14:39,279
( laughs )
400
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,148
- dress up like a cupcake.
401
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,248
They'll do anything.
402
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,188
- all players with less
403
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,289
Than 300 points
404
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,357
Are required to change
405
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,925
Their names to al.
406
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,361
- stop, cease, desist.
407
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,462
Oh, I can't take it anymore.
408
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,030
Stop. That's not a real game.
409
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,131
I made it up.
410
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,933
You guys did all that stuff.
411
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,301
Isn't that hysterical?
412
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,370
You guys look so ridiculous.
413
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,339
- great joke, roy,
414
00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:07,307
But I think the least
415
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,442
You could do is play
416
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,477
A real game with us.
417
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,379
Like rooster ball.
418
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,247
Here are the rules.
419
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,349
- sure, let's see.
420
00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:16,450
Rooster ball,
421
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:18,084
The object of rooster ball
422
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,085
Is to pick the person
423
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,153
With the most feathers
424
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,456
And throw him in a mud hole.
425
00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:23,457
Hey, this game
426
00:15:23,557 --> 00:15:24,758
Isn't even fair.
427
00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:26,193
I have all the feathers here.
428
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:29,196
I'm bound to l--
429
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,366
Hey guys, let's play
430
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:33,500
Another game.
431
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,101
Croquet, badminton, hopscotch,
432
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,303
Crazy eights, go fish,
433
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:40,774
Solitaire?
434
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:43,143
I don't wanna play rooster ball.
435
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,413
How about canasta? Mahjong?
436
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,548
- hey, where you going?
437
00:15:47,648 --> 00:15:50,417
Ah, it looks like the game
438
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,086
Is over and just my luck.
439
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,221
Just when I was about
440
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:57,257
To score 600 points.
441
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,757
Come on, george.
442
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,409
- oh, garfield,
443
00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:16,610
We have a visitor.
444
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,878
- don't tell me it's nermal.
445
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,113
- it's nermal.
446
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,415
- I asked you not
447
00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:22,549
To tell me that.
448
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,550
( doorbell rings )
449
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,385
- someone's at the door.
450
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,254
- that's right, it's me,
451
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,221
Nermal, the world's
452
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,190
Cutest kitty cat.
453
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,258
- I don't know if I can
454
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,059
Stand the excitement.
455
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,327
- oh, garfield, face it
456
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:38,064
I'm cute, and you're not.
457
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,065
- listen, you might wanna
458
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,267
Change to another channel
459
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,301
For a moment
460
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,303
So you won't see this.
461
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,105
- garfield, what are you doing?
462
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,106
Let me go.
463
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,174
Is this your idea
464
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,577
Of a joke or something?
465
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:51,846
- no, I'm sorry.
466
00:16:51,946 --> 00:16:53,313
We don't have any unwanted items
467
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,314
To donate.
468
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,582
- yes, we do.
469
00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:57,618
Here, send this to abu dhabi,
470
00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:58,686
Tell them it's a new kind
471
00:16:58,786 --> 00:17:00,120
Of artificial sweetener.
472
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:04,224
- garfield.
473
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,026
I can't believe you tried
474
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,194
To give nermal away.
475
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,462
- who's gonna pay
476
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:10,063
For something like that?
477
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,298
- especially when nermal
478
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,167
Is so cute and loveable.
479
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,137
( blows raspberry )
480
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,572
( buzzes )
481
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:20,474
- psst. Watch this.
482
00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:24,924
Humans think this is so cute.
483
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,483
( laughs )
484
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,184
- oh, nermal, I think
485
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,087
That's so cute.
486
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,389
- he thinks chasing flies
487
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,490
Is cute?
488
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:38,158
I'll show him how
489
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,508
To chase flies.
490
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,765
( shouts )
491
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,600
- got you, fly.
492
00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:11,974
Not cute?
493
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:19,499
Well, I thought it was cute.
494
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,501
Hey, cute's no big deal,
495
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,452
Anyone can be cute.
496
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,376
No big deal.
497
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,411
Sorry, tree,
498
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,413
Not climbing you today.
499
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,348
Trees talk to cats, you know?
500
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,350
They say climb me, climb me.
501
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:38,619
But not me,
502
00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:42,919
I have tremendous willpower.
503
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,328
Sometimes it's hard
504
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,398
To fight primal instincts.
505
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,166
I'll just jump down.
506
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,616
( yells )
507
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:00,674
Like I said
508
00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:01,675
I'll just stay here
509
00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:02,643
Until someone comes
510
00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:03,610
To rescue me
511
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:04,645
And when they come
512
00:19:04,745 --> 00:19:07,180
I'll get all the attention.
513
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,550
Well, what have we here?
514
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,419
Hello, eggs.
515
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,421
You'll be lunch
516
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:18,525
And you'll be dinner.
517
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,593
As I was saying,
518
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:21,461
You'll be beatrice
519
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,663
And you'll be arthur.
520
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:27,300
( squawk )
521
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,068
( gulps )
522
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,236
- okay.
523
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,006
I'll just wait 'til
524
00:19:32,106 --> 00:19:33,573
They miss me and come looking.
525
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:36,674
Shouldn't take long.
526
00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:41,963
Any minute now.
527
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,591
Boy, they sure miss me.
528
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,493
- hey, garfield?
529
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,529
- oh, it's you.
530
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,364
I thought it was someone.
531
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,465
- hey, garfield,
532
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,499
What you doing up
533
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,801
In that tree, huh?
534
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,235
- I know how to get
535
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,336
The rescue party
536
00:20:03,437 --> 00:20:05,606
Here in a hurry.
537
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:06,640
Climbing trees
538
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,375
Is real cute, nermal.
539
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,611
Why don't you try it?
540
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:13,413
Nermal?
541
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,882
Ah!
542
00:20:14,982 --> 00:20:15,916
- well, you did say
543
00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:17,083
Climbing trees was cute,
544
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:17,885
Didn't you?
545
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:21,688
- exceedingly cute.
546
00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:22,723
Two cats up a tree will get
547
00:20:22,823 --> 00:20:25,492
The rescuers here twice as fast.
548
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,660
- oh, look at that poor,
549
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,661
Sweet kitty cat
550
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:28,662
Caught up in the tree.
551
00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:29,730
Somebody help.
552
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:30,798
- see?
553
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:34,267
( sirens )
554
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,467
( chattering )
555
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,915
( crowd cheers )
556
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:57,591
- uh, hello?
557
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,459
Didn't you forget something?
558
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,931
Like me?
559
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:05,699
It's kinda nice up here.
560
00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:06,934
I guess it's not such
561
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,401
A bad place to spend
562
00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:09,670
The rest of my life.
563
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,105
- garfield?
564
00:21:11,205 --> 00:21:12,572
How did you ever get yourself
565
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:13,941
Stuck up there?
566
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,408
Guess it's up to me
567
00:21:15,509 --> 00:21:18,445
To get you down.
568
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,680
I've been watching you
569
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,781
Sitting up here all day.
570
00:21:20,881 --> 00:21:22,582
- all day?
571
00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:23,550
- oh, you should've seen
572
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,551
The cute thing
573
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:25,919
Nermal did earlier.
574
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:27,587
He started chasing his shadow.
575
00:21:27,688 --> 00:21:28,689
- another heavyweight
576
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:29,857
Intellectual activity.
577
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:30,824
- and then he got
578
00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:31,859
All tangled up
579
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:32,860
In this ball of yarn.
580
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,827
It was so, so--
581
00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:34,928
- cute?
582
00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:37,330
- so cute and then he found
583
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,398
A piece of paper
584
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,466
And he started playing with
585
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:40,600
The paper, you know, kind of,
586
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:41,601
Batting it around
587
00:21:41,702 --> 00:21:42,569
But then it got trapped under
588
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:43,637
The living room sofa
589
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:44,604
And he was trying to get it out
590
00:21:44,705 --> 00:21:46,373
And trying and he tried
591
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,341
And tried and well,
592
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,442
You know, almost anything
593
00:21:49,543 --> 00:21:50,711
A cat does is cute.
594
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:53,446
- wanna bet?
595
00:21:53,547 --> 00:21:54,848
- but this was cute even for
596
00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:57,484
Nermal and then he--
597
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:58,552
Garfield?
598
00:21:58,652 --> 00:21:59,486
Garfield, where are you going
599
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:00,487
With the ladder?
600
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:01,937
Garfield?
601
00:22:05,859 --> 00:22:06,860
- where's jon?
602
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,595
- he had some work to do
603
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,363
At the branch office.
604
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,599
Say, nermal, jon thinks
605
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:13,867
It's really cute
606
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:15,402
When you sit on the t.V.
607
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,603
And play antennae.
608
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,653
- oh, really?
609
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:23,677
Like this, garfield?
610
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,546
- a little to the left.
611
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,782
Your vertical hold is off.
612
00:22:28,882 --> 00:22:30,751
That's it, hold it right there.
613
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,619
- garfield?
614
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,554
Garfield, get me outta here.
615
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,489
- gee, I can't bear to hear
616
00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:37,691
Jon yelling like that.
617
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,893
I have to do something.
618
00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:40,928
- garfield!
619
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:41,929
- I'll find something
620
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,129
Loud to watch.
621
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:43,964
- help!
622
00:22:44,064 --> 00:22:47,400
- the perfect show.
623
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,637
- hey, kids, it's time
624
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:53,040
For binky the clown.
625
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:56,443
Wake your neighbors.
626
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,446
- garfield, how long do
627
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,414
I have to stay like this?
628
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,617
- it's a 16 hour telethon
629
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:05,452
To raise money to stamp out
630
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,520
16 hour telethons.
631
00:23:07,621 --> 00:23:09,422
( owl hoots )
632
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:10,824
- garfield, garfield?
633
00:23:10,924 --> 00:23:12,158
I think you're cute, too,
634
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:12,926
Garfield.
635
00:23:13,026 --> 00:23:14,527
Honest I do.
636
00:23:14,628 --> 00:23:15,562
Garfield!
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