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- oh, we're wearing
Our doggy coat, are we?
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Don't we look just pwescious
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In our dumb wittle doggy coat?
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When we go on our walk
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All the other dogs
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Are gonna call you a nerd.
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( whimpers )
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- but don't feel bad.
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You'll be the best dressed
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Nerd ever.
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- come on, guys, let's
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Get ready for our walk.
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- maybe lightning'll strike me
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And end this humiliation.
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- ladies and gentlemen,
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Garfield and friends.
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- friends are there
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- ♪ to help you get started, ♪
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♪ to give you a
Push on your way ♪
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- ♪ friends are there ♪
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- ♪ to turn you around, ♪
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♪ get your feet on the ground ♪
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♪ for a brand new day ♪
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- ♪ they pick you up ♪
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♪ when you're down ♪
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- ♪ help you swallow ♪
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♪ your pride when something ♪
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♪ inside says to
Break on through ♪
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♪ to the other side. ♪
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- ♪ friends are someone ♪
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♪ you can open up to ♪
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- ♪ when you feel ♪
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♪ like you're ready to flip ♪
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- ♪ when you've got ♪
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♪ the world on your shoulders ♪
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- ♪ friends are there ♪
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♪ to give you a tip ♪
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- ♪ friends are around ♪
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♪ when you need them, ♪
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♪ they're even there ♪
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♪ when you don't ♪
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- ♪ for a walk in the park ♪
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♪ or a shot in the dark, ♪
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♪ friends are there ♪
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- ♪ I don't care ♪
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- ♪ but friends
Will care for you ♪
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- you folks have this confused.
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I'm real and you're animated.
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( bicycle bell rings )
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( snoring )
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( pants )
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( licks )
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- huh? Help!
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I'm drowning.
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Oh, oh, it's you odie.
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I thought I was under
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Water for a sec.
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- for most slacks
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And undergarments--
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- oh, no!
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I left the t.V.
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On all night!
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- then there are
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The lightweight models
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And that concludes our
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14 hour documentary
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Your friend, the coat hanger.
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- I feel like such
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An unworthy parent.
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- tune in next week for our
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16 hour investigative report,
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Cotton swabs,
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A blessing or a curse?
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( drum roll )
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- hey, kids!
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Binky's the name and
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Clowning's my game.
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How would you like me to come
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To your house on your birthday?
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Have your parents call
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This number.
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- not now, binky,
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I have to put garfield to bed.
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( barks )
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- oh, shh, shh, odie,
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Garfield needs to sleep.
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I have some shopping to do.
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Let's go out so garfield can
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Have some peace and quiet.
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( yawns )
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( banging )
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( banging stops )
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( yawns )
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( circus music )
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- all right,
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Who's the clown
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Makin' that noise?
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( tires screech )
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( knocks )
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- hey, cat,
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I'm binky the clown.
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Is the home of
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Mrs. Edna fogerty?
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- no.
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- I'm here to wish her
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A happy 97th birthday!
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- if he does,
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Edna wont make 98.
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- ♪ happy birthday, ♪
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♪ happy birthday, whoopty do, ♪
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♪ whoopty do! ♪
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♪ may your day be pleasant, ♪
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♪ open up your present, ♪
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♪ just for you, just for you. ♪
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♪ happy birthday, happy-- ♪
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( knocks )
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- ♪ happy birthday,
Whoopty do, ♪
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♪ whoopty do. ♪
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- people who sing like that
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Should be drug out onto
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The street and shot.
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- neither rain nor snow
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Nor gloom of night
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Nor cat with bad disposition
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Will stay this clown
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From his appointed rounds.
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( yawns )
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( drums )
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- hey, cat!
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Smell my flower!
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( laughing )
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- I have to finish
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My birthday special.
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I have another house
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To do after this.
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Ho, ho, ho, merry birthday!
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Yes, it's santa clown.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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- santa clown, gimme a break.
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- have you been
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A good little cat this year?
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Here's a gift for you, cat.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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And so forth.
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- warning, splut enclosed.
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What's a splut?
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Oh, right, I keep forgetting.
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- oh, I'm sorry, pussycat,
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Here, have a piece of candy.
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That's chocolate covered
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Tobasco hot peppers.
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( sizzles )
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( laughs )
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- water, water!
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Come on, I need water!
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- I have to wish edna
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A happy birth--
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( crashes )
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- he won't go away.
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He'll never leave me alone.
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He doesn't realize he has
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The wrong house.
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I have to do something.
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- all right, I'm through
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Being mr. Nice clown.
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Open up, I'm gonna
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Wish mrs. Edna fogerty
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A happy birthday or else!
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Mrs. Fogerty?
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At last.
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♪ happy birthday,
Happy birthday, ♪
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♪ whoopty do, whoopty do. ♪
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- the way I figure it
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I'm also doing mrs. Fogerty
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A favor.
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She doesn't have to listen
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To this.
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- ♪ may your day be pleasant,
Open up your present, ♪
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♪ just for you, just for you. ♪
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- at last, peace and quiet.
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I think I'll sleep
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Until halloween.
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No, thanksgiving, it's longer.
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- garfield, we're home!
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Well, you look like you've got
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A nice nap while we were gone.
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We got you some birthday gifts,
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Garfield.
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( barks )
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- that's right, I was so tired
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I forgot today was my birthday.
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( pants )
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- and while we were out
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I arranged for
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A special birthday surprise!
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- ♪ happy birthday, ♪
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♪ happy birthday, whoopty do, ♪
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♪ whoopty do-- ♪
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- ( screams )
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♪ open up you present, ♪
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♪ just for you, just for you. ♪
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( wind blows )
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( panting )
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- made it, at last a place
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Where I can have peace
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And quiet.
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- I thought you'd never
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Get here!
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Happy birthday, happy
Birthday,
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♪ whoopty do, whoopty do, ♪
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♪ may your day pleasant, ♪
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♪ open up your present, ♪
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♪ just for you, just for you. ♪
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♪ happy birthday,
Happy birthday, ♪
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♪ whoopty do, whoopty do. ♪
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- hey, wade!
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- oh, oh, oh. Who "Waded"?
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- wade, you gotta come
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Over here, man,
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And scope this out.
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- what is it?
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- you won't believe it, man.
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- believe what?
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- this bug I found.
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( yells )
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- a bug! A bug!
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- a bug.
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Wade, you sissy, you shouldn't
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Be afraid of a bug.
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- whoa.
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( snores )
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( alarm beeps )
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( yawns )
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( crowing )
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- I can sleep later now
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That they've brought out
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A whole compact disc
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Of rooster cries.
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( crowing continues )
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- another day,
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Another 600 things to dread.
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Up early, orson?
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- I got hooked on this book.
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It's about a wanted criminal,
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A fugitive from justice.
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The police hunted him--
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( crowing continues )
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- everyone's up.
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Roy can knock off that crowing.
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I'm gonna go tell him to stop.
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- hey, orson, is this your
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Paper here under the sofa?
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It's stuck.
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What is this thing?
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Warning, do not remove this tag
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Under penalty of law penal code
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7756 so-and-so.
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Gee, it's against the law
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To remove--
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Well, I have leaves to rake,
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So I tore a tag off.
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What harm can it do?
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They can't arrest me for that,
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Can they?
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Maybe I could sew it back on?
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What harm can it do?
What harm can it do?
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What harm can it do?
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- ♪ it starts with just ♪
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♪ a little thing, ♪
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♪ no one would miss at all. ♪
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♪ what possible perceivable ♪
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♪ harm can it do ♪
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♪ to break just a little law? ♪
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♪ what harm can it do?
What harm can it do? ♪
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♪ what harm can it do? ♪
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( whistle blows )
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( sirens )
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- ♪ bedtime's every
Night at nine ♪
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♪ but out of bed you creep. ♪
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♪ you play real quiet ♪
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♪ until you hear. ♪
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- you're supposed
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To go to sleep.
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00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:40,768
- what harm can it do?
285
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:44,304
What harm can it do?
What harm can it do?
286
00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:47,140
♪ rules are made for a reason, ♪
287
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:49,243
♪ always some we hate. ♪
288
00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:50,310
♪ they help us all ♪
289
00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:51,878
♪ to get along together, ♪
290
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:52,879
♪ laws are made ♪
291
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:56,417
♪ to keep us straight. ♪
292
00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:57,717
♪ you borrow something ♪
293
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:58,552
♪ from a friend, ♪
294
00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:00,987
♪ a doll or maybe a truck ♪
295
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,189
♪ they saw you take it, ♪
296
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,290
♪ they want it back, ♪
297
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,793
♪ oh, boy, no toy, oh, yuck! ♪
298
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,228
♪ what harm can it do?
What harm can it do? ♪
299
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,031
Wade, you're a wanted duck!
300
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,266
- what harm can it do?
301
00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:15,269
What harm can it do?
What harm can it do?
302
00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:19,940
( gavel bangs )
303
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,076
- wade duck, you are charged
304
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,379
With tearing the
Tag off a pillow,
305
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:28,848
How do you plead?
306
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,117
- I did it!
307
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,219
I did it. I'm glad I did it!
308
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,488
And I'd do it again.
309
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:38,591
- I sentence you to 9,999 years
310
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,060
In prison.
311
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,963
- at least I didn't get life.
312
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,831
- I robbed 50 banks
313
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,467
And 60 gas stations.
314
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:48,335
- yeah, well, I robbed 70
315
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,769
Banks, see, and 90 gas stations
316
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:50,837
And I stole
317
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,038
The klopman diamond.
318
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,206
What are you in for?
319
00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:56,542
- I tore the tag off a pillow.
320
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,044
( gasps )
321
00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,779
- let me outta here.
322
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:03,350
- help!
323
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,352
- no, no, I don't wanna
324
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,154
Go to prison!
325
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:10,491
I gotta sew that tag back on!
326
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,892
( crowing continues )
327
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,961
( snores )
328
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,363
- roy, wake up.
329
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,066
Roy, roy, you have
330
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,334
Your earmuffs on.
331
00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:22,202
- I can't hear you.
332
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,970
I have earmuffs on.
333
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,105
- the folks next-door
334
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,407
Called the police.
335
00:13:26,507 --> 00:13:28,808
See? They called the police
336
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:29,876
To complain.
337
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,245
Turn the noise off.
338
00:13:31,345 --> 00:13:32,279
( crowing continues )
339
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,514
- I can't hear you.
340
00:13:33,614 --> 00:13:35,282
Wait till I turn the noise off.
341
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,351
- oh, this is ridiculous.
342
00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:38,485
They wouldn't put me
343
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:40,387
In jail for tearing a tag!
344
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,389
I'm too nervous.
345
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,957
It's not like the police
346
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:48,962
Are looking for--
347
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,897
The police!
348
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,699
They found me. Help, help!
349
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,201
- it's stuck.
350
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,269
That's what I get for buying
351
00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:57,438
A stereo from a horse.
352
00:13:57,538 --> 00:13:59,774
- you've gotta turn it off.
353
00:13:59,874 --> 00:14:02,609
- hide me! I'm too
Young to go to prison
354
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,045
( crash )
355
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,114
- whoops. ( laughs )
356
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,081
- well, that's one way
357
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,182
To stop it.
358
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,117
- please, you gotta save me.
359
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,184
Hide me.
360
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,286
Get me an attorney.
361
00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:14,187
Get me an attorney named murray!
362
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,289
I don't wanna go to jail!
363
00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:16,423
I didn't mean it.
364
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,058
Please, orson!
365
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,993
- wade, calm down.
366
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,261
What did you do?
367
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,996
- I tore the tag off
368
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,231
Of a pillow
369
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,899
And now the police
370
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,168
Have come for me.
371
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,004
- you thought that that was--
372
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,973
You were--you were.
373
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,573
( laughs )
374
00:14:38,412 --> 00:14:39,413
- wade, you're not
375
00:14:39,513 --> 00:14:40,514
Going to jail.
376
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,149
I guarantee it.
377
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,217
- we know you're in there.
378
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,719
Come out with your hands up.
379
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,620
( babbling )
380
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,067
- come out with your hands up.
381
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:04,471
We have you surrounded.
382
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,206
Didn't that sound neat?
383
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,341
- I don't know, booker.
384
00:15:07,441 --> 00:15:09,176
Do you think that was very nice?
385
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,444
- oh, come on.
386
00:15:10,544 --> 00:15:13,544
What harm can it do?
387
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,493
- ew! A spider.
388
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,228
Hold still, little spider,
389
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,463
While I squash you
390
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:30,631
With the window.
391
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:32,232
Yeah, I know it's kind of cruel
392
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,334
But it's part of my job.
393
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,834
( glass breaks )
394
00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:47,381
- well, at least I got
395
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,349
Rid of the spider.
396
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,499
Oh, no.
397
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,562
- really, liz?
398
00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:02,529
A new cat disease?
399
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,297
What's it called?
400
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,232
- I just got the report here
401
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,299
At the clinic.
402
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,235
It's called the
Hawaiian cat flu.
403
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,003
- hawaiian cat flu?
404
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,438
Well, I'm not worried.
405
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,407
Garfield never gets sick.
406
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:17,544
- hawaii, hawaii, hawaii.
407
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,678
- jon, can you hear me?
408
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,881
Jon.
409
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,716
- I'm not sure
410
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,851
But I think garfield
411
00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:27,387
Just might have the
Hawaiian cat flu.
412
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,988
- 101 degrees.
413
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,257
- 101?
414
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,892
That's a fever?
415
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,660
- nah, that's normal
For garfield.
416
00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:34,661
- that's the temperature
417
00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:36,597
Of microwave lasagna.
418
00:16:36,697 --> 00:16:37,598
- just give him the medicine
419
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:38,565
I'll prescribe and whatever
420
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,534
You do, don't mention...
421
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:42,302
( whispers )
422
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:46,507
- don't mention hawaii?
423
00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:48,107
( chants )
424
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,280
- every time you mention
425
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,314
Anything hawaiian
426
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,149
He'll react like that.
427
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,417
- really?
428
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,053
( pants )
429
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,455
- you mean, he's gonna
430
00:17:01,555 --> 00:17:03,056
Start dancing every time
431
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,706
I mention hawaii?
432
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,203
- take him home
433
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,204
And give him this.
434
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:20,207
- either that or plan a luau.
435
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,675
You have to take it, garfield,
436
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,243
You start dancing every time
437
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,611
I mention who, uh,
438
00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:26,079
That place or anything
439
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,481
From that place.
440
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:29,216
- you're being more ridiculous
441
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,484
Than usual which
442
00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:32,686
Is pretty ridiculous.
443
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:34,621
- macadamia nuts.
444
00:17:34,722 --> 00:17:36,222
( chants )
445
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,731
( pants )
446
00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,599
- now will you take
Your medicine?
447
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:47,934
- he refuses to
Take it, liz. I...
448
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,536
( barks )
449
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,470
- I'll call you back, liz.
450
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:55,442
( barks )
451
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,511
- odie, look what you've done!
452
00:17:57,611 --> 00:17:59,212
You've ruined my best
453
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:03,751
Hawaiian shirt!
454
00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:06,286
Let's see, one cup of flour,
455
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,221
Two eggs, one can of pineapple.
456
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,971
( humming )
457
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:20,133
- poor garfield, dancing like
458
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,268
That every time someone
459
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,468
Says honolulu.
460
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,308
If garfield doesn't
461
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,710
Take his medicine...
462
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,712
- tomorrow night's show
463
00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:32,713
We'll be featuring
464
00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:34,681
Silly animal stunts.
465
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:36,450
So if your pet does something
466
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:40,587
Silly, you could win $1,000!
467
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,689
- a cat that does the hula.
468
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:43,757
That's pretty stilly,
469
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:44,891
Isn't it, odie?
470
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:45,793
( barks )
471
00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:46,760
- I'll get garfield
472
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:47,795
On that show and then I can
473
00:18:47,895 --> 00:18:49,262
Just kiss all my financial
474
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,462
Worries aloha!
475
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,571
- could we have
476
00:18:57,671 --> 00:18:58,572
The next applicant
477
00:18:58,672 --> 00:19:02,309
For silly animals stunts?
478
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,543
- he tap dances to old
479
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,178
Wayne newton records
480
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,447
While knitting a sweater.
481
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,583
- oh, not another tap dancing
482
00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:12,833
Knitting octopus act.
483
00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:23,296
- all right, next?
484
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,464
What does he do?
485
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,499
( screeches )
486
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:26,633
- polly does impressions.
487
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,268
Polly does impressions.
488
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,736
( whistles )
489
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,571
- (bill cosby) hello, hey, man,
490
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,239
This is really cool.
491
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:37,444
Give me a cracker, man.
492
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:41,294
La-la-la-la! La-la-la-la!
493
00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:45,151
(jack nicholson) let me have
494
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,252
A cracker, pal,
495
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,255
Or I won't be responsible.
496
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,323
(bob hope) hey, how about
497
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,358
These feathers, hunh?
498
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,359
Aren't they something?
499
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,527
Hey, I wanna tell ya'.
500
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,228
(dirty harry) go ahead,
501
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,364
Make my cage.
502
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,498
(mr. T) I pity the fool.
503
00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,566
I pity the fool
504
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,601
Who don't give me a cracker,
505
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:01,501
'cause I need a cracker.
506
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:04,772
( pants )
507
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,340
- well, what do you think?
508
00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:10,744
- needs work.
509
00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:12,479
- and what does your cat do?
510
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,747
- oh, he has a very
511
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:14,848
Silly talent.
512
00:20:14,949 --> 00:20:18,619
He dances whenever he hears...
513
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:21,288
( whispers )
514
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,422
- oh, that's silly.
515
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,557
That's the silliest one
516
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:24,625
I've heard all day.
517
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:25,759
He's on the show.
518
00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:27,494
Be back here tonight.
519
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,930
- me? On t.V.?
520
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,532
Well, it took him long enough
521
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:35,469
To discover my natural talents.
522
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,838
( hums )
523
00:20:37,938 --> 00:20:38,973
- I'm gonna be rich,
524
00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:40,507
Yes, sir, I'm gonna be rich.
525
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:41,809
( hums )
526
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:42,876
- jon thinks he's gonna
527
00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:44,411
Make a fortune.
528
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,680
Well, if I'm gonna be on t.V.
529
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:47,848
I'd better be in my best health
530
00:20:47,948 --> 00:20:50,116
Which means taking
531
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:55,121
This medicine.
532
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,790
- yuck!
533
00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:57,958
- come on, garfield,
534
00:20:58,058 --> 00:20:59,159
They're waiting for us
535
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,661
At the studio.
536
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:01,929
- my public awaits.
537
00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:03,296
I hope I don't have to
538
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,564
Sign autographs
539
00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:07,400
Mainly 'cause cats can't write.
540
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:10,570
( barks )
541
00:21:10,671 --> 00:21:11,672
- maybe I should have
542
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:12,706
Brought a film clip.
543
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:13,674
I wonder what they
544
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,308
Expect me to do?
545
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,810
- I wonder what
546
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:18,545
They expect me to do.
547
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:23,450
( applause )
548
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,451
- well, thank you.
549
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,986
Wasn't that just silly?
550
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,988
Well, our last contestant
551
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:28,956
I'm told is one of
552
00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:30,691
The silliest acts
553
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:31,992
We've ever had.
554
00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:33,894
- come on, garfield, we're on.
555
00:21:33,994 --> 00:21:35,462
- would you please welcome
556
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,430
Mr. Jon arbuckle and his cat,
557
00:21:37,531 --> 00:21:38,598
Garfield.
558
00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:39,566
- next time I get
559
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,734
First billing.
560
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:41,735
- well, mr. Arbuckle,
561
00:21:41,835 --> 00:21:42,769
What exactly is it
562
00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:44,004
That garfield does?
563
00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:46,473
- he dances the hula every
564
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,542
Time someone mentions hawaii.
565
00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:49,843
- I do not.
566
00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:51,045
( audience laughs )
567
00:21:51,145 --> 00:21:52,445
- did you hear me, garfield?
568
00:21:52,546 --> 00:21:54,414
I said hawaii.
569
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,649
( laughs )
570
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,484
- no, honest, he dances
571
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:58,852
The hula.
572
00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:00,554
He must be nervous.
573
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,756
Hawaii, garfield, honolu,
574
00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:07,060
Surfboards, ukuleles, don ho?
575
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,528
- me?
576
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,930
Dance the hula on t.V.?
577
00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:12,666
I have my dignity.
578
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,768
- garfield, please, hawaii,
579
00:22:14,868 --> 00:22:17,871
Maui, book him, dan-o,
580
00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:19,973
Pineapples, volcanoes,
581
00:22:20,074 --> 00:22:21,808
He really does.
582
00:22:21,909 --> 00:22:23,577
He dances the hula.
583
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,746
Like this.
584
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,748
Hello, hawaii.
585
00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:29,883
Can I come over?
586
00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:31,633
( babbles )
587
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,794
He did! He danced the hula!
588
00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:42,930
- congratulations,
589
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,698
This is the silliest act
590
00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,499
We've ever had on the show.
591
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,769
You win the $1,000!
592
00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:49,903
- I do?
593
00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:51,538
- how do you like that?
594
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:52,672
I get him on the show
595
00:22:52,773 --> 00:22:53,941
And he gets the money.
596
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,909
- I guess he's all cured, liz.
597
00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:56,944
Garfield's all over
598
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:57,945
The hawaiian cat flu.
599
00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:58,946
- great but you better
600
00:22:59,046 --> 00:22:59,980
Keep him inside.
601
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,014
There's another one going
602
00:23:01,115 --> 00:23:03,450
Around, the alaskan cat flu.
603
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:04,885
- alaskan cat flu?
604
00:23:04,985 --> 00:23:05,919
How will I know if garfield
605
00:23:06,019 --> 00:23:06,820
Comes down with that?
606
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,888
( barks )
607
00:23:07,988 --> 00:23:09,689
- mush, mush.
608
00:23:09,790 --> 00:23:11,825
- jon, are you there?
609
00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:12,859
I'll explain about
610
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,927
The alaskan cat flu.
611
00:23:14,027 --> 00:23:15,896
( sighs )
612
00:23:15,996 --> 00:23:17,096
- never mind.
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