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Ally, no popsicles
before dinner.
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- When is dinner?
- As soon as daddy gets home.
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Oh! See? That's him right now.
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- 'See? It's working fine.'
- 'Well, just check it.'
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Frank, Marie,
what are you doing out here?
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'Fixing your light.'
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Oh, we didn't wanna
disturb you during dinner.
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But your motion sensor light
is not working properly.
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- Seems to be working just fine.
- Now, yes.
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But something
must be wrong with it.
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Because it didn't go on
when Raymond came home.
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No, Ray's not home yet.
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Did you get us that light so you
would know when Ray gets home?
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Also for your protection.
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You know, instead of you
looking for that light
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we could just send
white smoke up the chimney.
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No.
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I wouldn't want to bother you.
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No, no, the-the light system
works fine.
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Hi, I'm Ray and I live here in
Long Island with my wife, Debra.
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My six-year-old daughter
and twin two-year-old boys.
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Whee.
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My parents...
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...live across the street.
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That's right.
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And my brother lives with 'em.
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Now, not every family
would defy gravity for you
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but mine would because--
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Everybody loves Raymond.
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Hey, you didn't, uh...
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- Hello?
- Frank.
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No, never mind.
It's not the light.
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'I know! God forbid
you should ever listen to me.'
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But, Ray, you promised.
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Come on, I made lemon chicken
and everything.
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He's not coming home
for dinner?
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It might be
the lemon chicken.
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Yeah, she's here.
Yeah, so is your dad.
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Pretty much everyone
but you, again.
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- I smell lemon chicken.
- It's no good.
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No, I-I understand.
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Yeah, okay,
I'll save you some.
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- Okay, bye.
- It's terrible.
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- It's just terrible.
- 'What?'
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Raymond doesn't
come home for dinner.
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Marie, Ray has
the kind of job
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where he just can't
leave at 5 o'clock.
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I mean, you know,
games go into overtime
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and players
have to be interviewed.
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It's just, lots of things
come up at the last minute.
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Let me ask you this delicately.
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Is it possible he doesn't
want to come home?
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What's the blunt
version of that?
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You kick me as you say it?
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Oh, no, I mean, I just read an
article about
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this very thing in
"The New York Times."
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We get "Newsday" every day.
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What are you buying
"The Times" for?
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I like the obituaries.
They're very well-written.
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You don't even
know those people.
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Well, I feel that I do
after I read about them.
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So you've got a bunch of
new friends, all dead.
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Frank, Marie.
So-so what did the article say?
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Well, according
to some new research
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a lot of people stay at work
longer than they have to.
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They're happier at the office.
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It's easier.
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Yeah, there's-there's friends
and chitchat
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and whereas at home,
there are kids and mess and...
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Nagging?
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Well, I don't think
that Ray would...
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Oh, now I've upset you.
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Oh. Forget everything
I just said.
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You know what?
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It's probably just
the lemon chicken.
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Alright, Barone
lines up for the kick
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with a look of determination.
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Or is that stupidity?
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It's a tough kick.
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Barone's been battling
a hangnail all season.
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Alright, already!
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Are you ever off?
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Come on,
a little lower, Andy.
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It's into the wind...
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It's a bit of a drizzle too.
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Here it is.
Here's the kick.
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It's up.
It's good!
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- He cheated.
- No cheating.
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Good! It's...
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Hey!
Hey, my wife's here, everybody.
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Hey, my wife.
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Hi, what are you,
what are you doing here?
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I brought you dinner.
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What? Really?
Wow. Okay.
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Yeah, I thought
you were working.
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Thought you
had a column due.
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Yeah.
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I do. I do.
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I do.
It's a tough one too.
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Oh, the one
on paper football?
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No, no, no,
I know this looks bad
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but writing doesn't only happen
when you're writing.
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Big part of writing
is actually the thinking.
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Sometimes you're just,
you're thinking and thinking
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and thinking, and you gotta
just say, "Hey, whoa
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"stop thinking about it
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so you can just really
think about it."
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That's what we were doing here
with the paper football thing.
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Just letting
the thoughts gel up.
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What? I know, I know.
Look, it sounds crazy.
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But that is the writing process.
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So now you know.
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Yes, I do.
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What?
Come on, what?
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Come on, we're just
working here, that's all.
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- Pizza in the house!
- Alright!
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Oh, pizza?
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What, did somebody have a baby?
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- Hey, Debra.
- Dave.
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If she's eating, it's coming out
of your slices.
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- Yeah.
- I am an idiot.
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- You're not.
- Oh, come on.
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I've been staying up late
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to reheat food for you.
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I know, and I love it.
I love it.
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Come on,
is that lemon chicken?
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- I love it.
- Your mom was right.
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Oh, now,
that's crazy talk.
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You know, she read this article
in "The New York Times"
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about people like you who would
rather be at work than at home.
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I wouldn't
rather be at work.
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Believe me, I wish
I wasn't here right now.
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Why not?
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I mean, this is a lot more fun
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than cleaning up
and raising kids
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and paying the bills.
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Boy, I wish I had
someplace to hide out.
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I'm not hiding out.
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I'm earning a living
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which was your idea, I believe.
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Look, come on, don't you think
I'd rather be with you guys?
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Hey, if you want pizza,
you'd better get in there.
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- They're animals!
- Andy.
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Alright!
Wheel of fortune!
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Hey, we're kind of
busy here, Andy.
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- Oh, that is so easy!
- Andy!
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"It ain't over
till the fat lady sings."
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I got it in two letters.
Ray usually needs four.
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Yeah, could you
maybe watch that
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in the other room, please?
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Look, I'm sorry.
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They got
the game highlights on.
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They're, like, nuts
in there with the sports.
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So this is working, huh?
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This is part of work.
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Yeah, you could do this
at home, Ray.
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You thinking of working
at home, Ray?
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What? No. No, Andy.
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That's not what
we're talking about, Andy.
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I mean, that would be great,
but I can't.
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- Why not?
- That one guy does.
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god,
they got "Fat lad sings."
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They still can't get it!
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- Who works at home, Andy?
- Golden from The Post.
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They set him up with a satellite
dish, a fax, and a modem.
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He never has
to leave the house.
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Yeah, you ever read his stuff?
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It's like he's phoning it in
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'cause, well, he is.
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So you don't want to.
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I do. I just...
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Look, I don't think
my boss would let me.
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You said your boss liked you.
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Likes him?
They share a coffee mug.
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We do not, Andy.
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Andy. Andy.
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Look at me when
I'm talking to you.
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It's obvious
you don't want to be home, Ray.
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I do.
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Look, I'll talk
to Bill tomorrow.
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Bill's in there.
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Thank you, Andy.
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I'll miss you.
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Okay, kids,
say goodbye to daddy.
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Why isn't daddy going to work?
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Daddy's at work.
I'm working at home.
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Can I go to school at home?
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Mm, no, you wouldn't like it.
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None of your friends are here.
No one to talk to. All alone.
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- You'll be fine.
- Me? I'm happy.
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Look at me, I'm going to work
in my bathrobe.
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I'm like Hugh Hefner minus
everything good about his life.
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Oh, look, the guy's here
with your stuff.
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- Yeah.
- Ray Barone?
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- Yeah.
- Guy from tech support.
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Your satellite dish
is in the truck.
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I got your fax machine
and your modem.
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- Where do you want it?
- The office.
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I want it back
at the office.
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I wanna be
back at my office.
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Where do you want it?
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- Hook it up downstairs.
- Where?
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Right through that door there.
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Careful.
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Don't fall and break it...
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...unless you want $30.
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You heard me.
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What's going on at work?
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Lunch? Aw.
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Hey, don't order
the meatball sandwich.
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Oh.
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No, no, it's great.
Everything's great here.
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Yeah, I got
one of those nice, uh
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home office setup things.
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Yeah.
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'Hello! Anybody home?'
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Hey, I gotta go.
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'Debra?
Are you down there?'
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I'm not dressed!
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- 'Raymond?'
- He's not dressed either.
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What-what are you doing home?
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- Come on down. Raymond's home.
- Oh, boy.
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What are you doing in your robe,
darling? You sick?
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No.
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You were fired?
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I wasn't fired.
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I wanted to work at home
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so I'd have more time
to spend with my family.
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Oh.
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- Aw, that's so nice.
- Yeah.
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You wanted to spend
more time with us.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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This family. My family.
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Oh.
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I can remember
when we were your family.
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Ah, anyway, I got
a lot of work to do, so--
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Hey, Raymond,
let me ask you
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do these pants
look alright to you?
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Are you still growing?
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She hemmed 'em.
They're two inches too short.
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It's nice to see a little sock.
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Ma, I'm out there
with criminals, okay?
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It's life or death.
I have to be taken seriously.
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You know, why don't you
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make 'em into shorts
like the mailman?
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The mailman?
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You're so unappreciative, Robert.
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Okay, ma, fine.
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I just won't get out
of the squad car, okay?
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Let's hope
there's no crime today.
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And that'll give me time to just
maybe go by the post office
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and I can talk about
fashion tips
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00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,029
with the other mailmen.
254
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:27,208
...with an envelope or a package
that maybe I can deliver.
255
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:30,994
Alright, thanks for, uh,
stopping by and whatever.
256
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,214
Oh, look at that.
257
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,085
Yeah, that's a,
it's a fax machine, ma.
258
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,870
I got a lot of
important faxes coming in,
259
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,263
and I gotta get to them, alright?
260
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:42,179
- What's this one?
- This is from Dave.
261
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:47,054
Apparently
he's faxed me... his buttocks.
262
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:54,235
I don't like that, Raymond.
263
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:02,069
Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
I got it, Dave.
264
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,245
Thanks. Yeah.
265
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,377
My mom's looking at it
right now.
266
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,338
Never mind
what is she wearing.
267
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,560
Alright, listen, ma,
I got a lot of stuff--
268
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,040
- Ray!
- Yeah!
269
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,738
Yes, Deb, I'm coming right up.
270
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,130
He's working!
271
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,218
Ma, it's okay, alright?
272
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,829
I-I need a little break now.
273
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,357
How would you sit
on one of those?
274
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,755
- Hey, you're home. Good.
- Yeah.
275
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,409
- Look, mom's here.
- Hi.
276
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:41,412
- Ray, what happened here?
- Oh, coffee pot.
277
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,284
There was a little bit in there
when I went downstairs.
278
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,764
- Okay, alright, I'll fix it.
- No, don't.
279
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,462
Just-just remember next time
to shut it off, okay?
280
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:48,942
Unless you want
the fire department
281
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,552
to come and shut it off.
282
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,947
Will they do that?
Really?
283
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:58,386
Marie, what is this?
284
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,083
Oh, that's not mine, dear.
285
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,305
Oh, Dave wanted to see
if the fax machine was working
286
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,002
and that's the test.
287
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:09,876
That's Dave.
288
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,705
Didn't recognize him
without a cigarette.
289
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,839
Yeah, he's trying to quit.
290
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,196
You wanna help me unload
the bags from the car, hmm?
291
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:29,939
Oh, you know, I would,
but I gotta get back to work.
292
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,854
Yeah, but it'll just take,
like, five minutes.
293
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,595
Hey, I'm working at home
294
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:36,380
which means that I'm home,
but I'm working, you know?
295
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,729
I mean, I'm here during the day
296
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:40,341
you should just pretend
that I'm not here.
297
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,559
Okay, alright.
You're right.
298
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,822
I'm sorry. Sorry.
299
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:47,000
Alright,
I'll help with the bags.
300
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,393
Don't be silly, sweetie.
301
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,612
No, no, no.
302
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,744
There's no problem.
I'm here.
303
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:55,922
You go to work, Raymond,
and I can help Debra.
304
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,358
No, no, no!
305
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,621
Now, that way,
everybody'll be happy.
306
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,368
Oh, cookies from a log.
307
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,762
You heat them up.
308
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,722
Well, that's almost baking.
309
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,296
"It was the best of games.
310
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,646
It was the worst of games."
311
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:32,349
"Dear readers, as you must have
realized by now
312
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:36,353
I am a fraud."
313
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,705
'Hey, Geoffrey.'
314
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,794
What, are you home
from preschool already? Huh?
315
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,448
- Yeah.
- Yeah? What do you got?
316
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,015
What do you got?
317
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,017
Oh, your tortoise
and the hare disk?
318
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,714
I can't.
I can't play now.
319
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,934
Daddy's working. I...
320
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,154
Come on, see?
Daddy's doing his column.
321
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,504
Don't look yet.
322
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,985
'Don't you wanna
go upstairs and play, huh?'
323
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,162
Mommy's got pudding.
324
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,947
Alright, come here.
325
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,036
Come on.
326
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,995
- Let's see what we got.
- I gonna read it.
327
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,649
- Wanna put this on?
- Put it on.
328
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,129
Alright.
329
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,396
Ohh.
330
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,181
Huh?
331
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,966
Oh, look,
your brother's here too.
332
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,448
Yeah. This is like the ice cream
truck, this music.
333
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,407
Come on.
Let's see what we got.
334
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,976
Oh, Mrs. Hare, huh?
Let's click on her.
335
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,109
Hey, Ray,
there's a trail of ants
336
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,285
leading to
a half-eaten sandwich up there.
337
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,635
Have 'em bring it down.
338
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:43,072
Dishes in the sink, okay?
Hey, boys, come on.
339
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,639
You can't bother daddy
while he's working.
340
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,336
We gotta go pick up Ally.
Come on.
341
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,990
Um, you know what?
342
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,036
- They don't have to go.
- Well, what do you mean?
343
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,689
You told me to pretend
you weren't here.
344
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,865
Yeah, I know, but look,
if I'm gonna work at home
345
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,346
this is part of home, right?
346
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,479
Okay, if you're sure
you're gonna be okay
347
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,002
'cause I got errands
to run and--
348
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,177
I'm okay, I'm okay.
349
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,266
- Go ahead. Yeah.
- 'Alright.'
350
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,268
Alright, let's see.
351
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,619
Ba-boom!
352
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,534
Double shot,
one head to the other!
353
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,362
Oh-hoo!
354
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,147
Come on, give me a high-five!
355
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,975
High-five on the nose.
356
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,889
Hey!
357
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,022
Hey.
High-five on the nose.
358
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,851
Hey! Hey.
Here's a little game.
359
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,853
♪ If you're happy and you know
it smack your dad ♪
360
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,115
Hey! Hey!
361
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:30,119
Oh, Wisenheimer!
Wisenheimer.
362
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,861
That calls for
a belly sandwich.
363
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:36,430
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
364
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,519
Alright, alright,
put the kids away.
365
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,956
- The game is on.
- What game?
366
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,914
Any game.
We saw the satellite dish.
367
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,829
You got games
floating around all over.
368
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,135
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
369
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,833
Pull something down!
370
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,357
You know,
I-I got to get back to work.
371
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:53,229
You know, I've been interrupted
all day here.
372
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,057
Look at all those channels.
373
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,885
That's a gift from God.
374
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,671
- Did work pay for this, too?
- Yeah.
375
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,283
- Well, maybe--
- I can't get you one.
376
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,545
- How about for me?
- No.
377
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:05,981
- Maybe a discount--
- Nothing.
378
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,548
- At least you could ask.
- Shut up!
379
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,466
- Just watch.
- Wait, what is this?
380
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,077
Hawaii 5-0.
381
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,731
What language is that?
382
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:20,039
Holy crap, that's Korean!
383
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,301
Leave this on!
384
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,304
- This is coming in from Korea?
- 'Yeah.'
385
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,914
Hey, anybody
wanna order pizza?
386
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,093
You know, I could've been
a pretty good hockey player.
387
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,269
You know, I'm big,
had the toughness
388
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,097
good hand-eye coordination.
389
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,012
Yeah, but eventually
you would've had to
390
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,492
let go of the side.
391
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:45,325
- Hey, pizza!
- Hey!
392
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,631
Ballerina!
393
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,417
Ray, w-what's going on?
394
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,506
I thought you were
gonna be working.
395
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,509
I am working.
See, pencil.
396
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,079
Ray, can I talk to you?
397
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,822
I'm working.
398
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,999
In the kitchen, please?
399
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,960
I'll call you
if there are any fights.
400
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,222
I may be calling you.
401
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,008
Oh, my god!
402
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,663
And I'm-I'm gonna clean it
all up right now.
403
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:23,450
Where are the twins?
Are they under here somewhere?
404
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,713
They're, uh, napping.
405
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,236
They're napping?
406
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,890
It's 5 o'clock!
407
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,500
Ray, they're gonna be up
all night now!
408
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,198
I know.
I couldn't help it.
409
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,939
They fell asleep
during Hawaii Bing-Bao.
410
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,251
You know,
I-I know you did this for me
411
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,341
and-and-and I really appreciate
you trying...
412
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:48,953
What is this stuck
to my non-stick pan?
413
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,520
Those are crayons.
Funny story--
414
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,566
Don't. Don't. Don't.
415
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:57,005
You know what? Ooh.
416
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,659
You're-you're probably
not getting
417
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,096
too much work done here,
are you?
418
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,880
Oh, no, actually,
I'm getting all the games
419
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,795
you know, and I like
watching them without pants.
420
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,581
I know, but, like
421
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,192
I-I see all these
distractions, you know?
422
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:14,196
Your mother and the kids,
your father, your brother.
423
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,764
Your mother.
424
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,244
What I'm saying is,
425
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,810
if you wanna
go back to the office
426
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,290
I will understand.
427
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,465
Wait, wait, you're the one
who told me--
428
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,163
I know, Ray.
I was wrong, okay?
429
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,816
Please, go back to the office!
430
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,209
I can't take it!
I can't live this way!
431
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,602
Hey, what are you talking about?
432
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,691
- Just get out!
- Alright, calm down!
433
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:34,216
I can't! I can't! Look at
the coffee pot! Again, Ray!
434
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:37,611
And the, the schmutz
is all dripping out, and the...
435
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,134
Look at them!
436
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,616
God!
437
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,748
Don't you miss your friends?
438
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,752
Alright, alright,
I'll go back.
439
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,363
Look, I thought I was
doing this for you.
440
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,800
Thanks, no.
You-you've done enough for me.
441
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,367
Really, okay?
442
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:56,978
It's just that...
443
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,545
What?
444
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,024
Well, I was playing with the
kids today
445
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,722
and it was kind of fun.
446
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:02,853
You know, I like
seeing them when they
447
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,507
just come home from school.
448
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,335
They-they tell me about their
lunch and their snack
449
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,729
and I got the boo-boo report.
450
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,775
It's nice.
451
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:15,170
Yeah, I know,
but, I mean, I know you
452
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:19,261
and you're gonna get tired of
that after a while, aren't you?
453
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,786
Oh, yeah, I don't need
to hear it again
454
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:27,095
but... it was fun today.
455
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:30,098
Good.
Then that's good.
456
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,274
So... you'll go?
457
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,104
You know, I don't get you.
458
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,584
You weren't happy
when I wasn't here
459
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,760
and now you're not happy
when I am here.
460
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:45,592
Yes, it's... confusing, isn't it?
461
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:49,204
Ah, well, I guess that
462
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:53,774
what I want is for you
to want to be here
463
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,429
but not actually be here.
464
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:06,308
I can do that.
465
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,092
You know, I can wanna be here
whenever you want.
466
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:11,182
Good. Yeah. That's good.
467
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:15,274
And-and maybe you could just try
to be home for dinner sometimes.
468
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:19,016
- I will.
- Okay, good.
469
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,235
Thanks, Ray.
470
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:25,240
So, you wanna go back
to your game?
471
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,069
Well, I, I could pretend
I'm at the office
472
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,897
and just, you know,
take a little break.
473
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,381
Mm.
Just like at the office.
474
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:46,740
"'Pumpkin man,
pumpkin man, pumpkin man'
475
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:49,482
"'why are you
looking at me like that?'
476
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:51,222
Said the worm."
477
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,531
Hey, you wanna do a chapter?
478
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,447
Mm-mm, you're the one
who had to give them a nap.
479
00:21:58,447 --> 00:21:59,883
You keep reading.
480
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:03,800
What time do the cartoons start?
481
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,193
00 a.m.
482
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:10,329
Alright, come on.
We're going downstairs.
483
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,895
Why?
484
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:14,071
Maybe there's cartoons on
in Korea.
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