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(Crazy Handsome Rich) (Episode 1)

Warning.

This series is based entirely on imagination and

suitable for every age and every gender. Maybe?

By the way, we produce unrealistic content,

because we focus on the surrealistic content

Good morning guys~

Do you want basil? 2 bundles 50 baht.

Excuse me

Thank you.

Hello auntie, you look more beautiful in with this lip color.

Hello.

Come

Good morning everyone.

I'm Mamuang.

The handsome one is here

Who wants to buy some vegetables, please come to me~

2 bundles 30 baht, 3 bundles 60 baht~.

Enough? I'll give you one more bundle free.

You want it? I'll go to you.

Okay, wait for me.

I'm here~~.

Why are you yelling?

Come here, bro.

What is it?

Wow! You have a lot of vetgetables.

Let me see.

He got me.

Interested?

I'll sell it to you for cheap.

Huh?

It can make good profit.

You look suspicious.

Do you want some?

Can I trust him? You look like you're hiding something from me.

If you want, I'll help you set it up.

Go ahead.

Hold on.

Mamuang! It's all papaya.

Yes! It's papaya.

I've only got papaya, don't you want it?

But papaya is good!

Mamuang.

Ouch!

You did it again.

You like to bring papaya to deceive and sell to other people.

Im not cheating

This is a BIG papaya from my garden!

Mamuang! It's not funny.

The one that I brought from you yesterday. It's still not sold out yet

Yes

It's good that today someone will buy all of

it for cooking at the fortune teller's house.

All of this?

What do they do?

Well, madam bought all of this and will make curry

at the fortune teller's house at Thudong Temple.

Fortune teller? Where?

Behind the market.

Well , I'll help you deliver vegetables.

Wanna buy all of this?

Okay.

And who will stay at the shop?

Hmm, here Mamuang , cover me.

Huh?

Keep an eye on the shop.

Please cover me.

First, let's arrange this.

Finish it quickly before going to the fortune teller.

Come on, hurry up.

That's enough Mamuang.

Ok.

Okay , cover me

Cover me too

Please stay here.

Stay here.

Yes.

Post-purchase service.

Go.

Okay.

Hey Luv.

Hmm.

Don't forget to have your fortune done.

Okay.

Ok let's go 1 2 3.

Let's go.

Marie the Fortune teller's house.

I'm tired , carring these vegetables all the way here.

Where are you going?

Delivering vegetables.

That Fortune teller is very accurate.

Are they?

Hurry up and go to see the fortune teller.

Oh, if this is accurate, I will win the lottery for sure.

Your body is so big, why bother me carring this here?

Hurry up.

Where is it?

Just follow me.

You don't have to know.

Oh, Marie the fortune teller.

I want to hear my horoscope so bad.

Why did you stop?

Go this way, right?

No! This way.

Oh, I think this way.

Go now.

We are running out of time

Hurry up.

Why don't you help me?

Are you okay?

Okay.

Go go.

It's not freaking OK.

It's too late, we won't be on time.

I want to know about my soulmate, but my boyfriend ....

Oh, I don't have a boyfriend.

Wipe, wipe , wipe

Very good.

Wandering around the market for a while but I haven't seen any egg shops yet.

Hey, do you know where the egg shop is?

I'm here.

Don't spray my face

Check this out.

This is so awesome.

Are we going to see the horoscope now?

Hey Mamuang.

What?

Why did you shut my mouth?

Don't tell me you're going to see your horoscope again.

How did you know that?

I'm not.

Yes.

Who will go to see the horoscope? No one.

Aren't you going?

Hey Mamuang.

But I want to see my horoscope.

What is wrong with you?

Why im so sleepy?

It's suspicious.

Mamuang, cover me.

I will go to bed now.

So sleepy.

Who will cover your shop?

Who?

It's me again?

Will anyone follow me?

The house is in front of me.

I have to go

What should I do?

Really, Uncle Wan is handsome.

But Uncle Wan.

Handsomeness can't compete with me.

I wear a handsome suit, a cool suit like James Bond, right?

Right?

No.

Hey Luv.

Oops!

What are you doing here?

And what are you doing here?

He got you

Hello Mr. Butler.

Hello.

Aren't you at the market?

I just came to deliver vegetables.

Business seems going well.

Your uncle must earn a lot of money.

Amen.

It's good to get rich once in a while.

By the way, what are you doing here?

Uncle. I have to go now.

Okay, see you.

See you. Uncle Wan.

Good luck.

What should I tell him?

I...

So what are you doing here?

Don't you need to go back home?

I will

Let's go!

Yes!

What should I do?

He's gone.

Should I go to see fortune teller?

Luv!

Go home!

I will.

Who are you waiting for?

What should I do?

Is he gone?

Is he gone?

If he's gone, I'll go to meet the fortune teller.

Alright, I'll go!!

The weather is very hot. I have been here since the morning.

Hey, is this rumor really true?

Very accurate.

What happened?

Nooooooo.

She left?

What's going on inside?

Is there a ghost?

She ran like she saw a ghost.

Why are there so many people?

It's a long queue.

The office is closed!!!

Listen!

I already took the day off.

The fortune teller is tired today.

We must save the power of the fortune-teller for the next day.

Just go back.

Go back.

Go back now I'm will close the office.

Come back again.

Chase us away

Come in.

Hey, who called me?

It's you. Come on.

Me?

It's you.

Oh me.

Okay okay.

Can I go in?

Welcome.

Playing hard to get.

Get in, the fortune teller is waiting for you.

Okay.

So wide.

She set the candle, it's so beautiful.

Who is this?

Sit down.

This is so big

Huh? Me?

I'm talking to you.

Huh?

Will the table break?

Ommmm.

Uh fortune teller.

Don't say anything.

Abracadabra.

Abracadabra.

Abracadabra.

Gold face.

Beautiful face.

Mommy, please come here.

You will meet your soulmate.

Really?

Yes.

And how do you know?

I know, I see everything.

This!

How do you know?

Really?

Abracadabra.

Abracadabra.

Your soulmate,

is a handsome young man.

And lives in a place that is big and luxurious.

Can you conjure stuff too?

No.

This is a necklace.

That will lead you to meet your soulmate.

Will you give it to me?

And your destiny after this.

Will change.

Be prepared to handle it well.

Oh..

Take it.

Finally you gave it to me.

What do you mean?

What?

Go back now.

The fortune teller will meditate.

Uh..

I don't have to pay?

No.

Prepare a good-sized papaya or eggplant once your wish has granted.

Come and give it to me. That's enough.

Is that an eggplant or something?

You can go back now.

We are closing.

Okay, I'm leaving, goodbye.

Real eggplants?

Papaya or what?

Huh, I'm peeking at you.

My Amulet.

Sigh, keep meditating.

(Next Break) Brother.

I don't want to be a butler.

Stop.

Don't let the master hear that again.

Calm down, please.

I can't calm down anymore!

This is a necklace that will lead you to meet your soulmate.

And your destiny after this.

Will change.

Be prepared to handle it well.

Luv.

Hmm what's wrong?

Father asked me to call you to eat.

Okay, I'll go

Did you go to see your horoscope?

Hmm...

No.

Don't stare at me.

Lie.

Hmm.

We grew up together like this.

Why wouldn't I know?

Did you know that?

When you lie.

Your nose will look like this.

I got caught.

Yes, I went to go get my horoscope read.

Well, I really don't understand you.

Why are you so ignorant?

Fortune tellers, all they do is guess.

Why do you believe them?

Inn, I'm sorry.

This time will be the last time.

Did you go get your horoscope read?

Uncle Wan.

How is it?

Accurate?

Dad!

What?

Dad!

What is wrong with you?

You don't believe it's your business,

but I believe in it.

I think I'm going to see the fortune-teller as well.

Hmm.

Both stopped.

Go.

What.

Let's eat.

Eat!

You guys are talking only about horoscopes.

Go watch boxing.

Is it the time for watching boxing?

At a fresh market.

Aren't you going to open the vegetable shop, brother Wan?

I'm bored, I'm already rich.

So just pay after you're done eating.

Dad.

I'm kidding

I will open, I'll drink coffee first.

Well, today, I'll leave you to open the shop for me.

I'm going to drop off stuff with my dad in town.

So when are you coming back?

Probably late at night.

Hmm.

Oh, it's so fun.

Splattered blood.

What are you reading?

Oops, the customer is here.

Hello, butler.

What would you like today?

Out of papaya?

Someone already bought it all.

Do you want it?

No.

Just asking.

So, what did you get today?

Oh, take all of these?

Yes.

All of these.

You can speak?

Someone with a little "thing" bullying me.

You've waited for me for a while.

I'll prepare it for you.

This.

Here you are.

Next is cabbage.

I take this one.

Okay.

Cabbage has four legs.

Hey, there's not a cabbage that has four legs.

How does the song go?

Cabbage Cabbage.

Well, I know.

Where are you going?

I'm not going anywhere.

Don't lie.

Didn't I tell you? When working, don't use your phone.

Sigh, I'm not lying.

And I didn't even use my cell phone at home.

Tomorrow, I'm going to take you to be the family butler.

So what?

Let's go back and talk about this at home.

Here you are.

Brother.

I don't want to be a butler.

What do you mean?

I mean what I say.

I want to be myself.

Stop forcing me.

Oops, I'm totally shocked.

Tomorrow, I'm going to take you to be the family's butler.

No.

I don't go.

Where are you going?

I'm going to travel.

Mister's family.

They are very grateful to us.

And one more thing.

Taking care of the three misters, it must be inherited from generation to generation.

Do you understand?

A servant. Is it duty?

Stop.

Don't let Mister hear that word

No, I won't do it.

You have to.

I don't.

Hey butler.

Let's calm down first.

People in the market are all shocked.

Sorry.

Never mind.

Here you are.

What are you doing?

I will do whatever is up to me.

You can't force me.

Stop.

Calm down, please.

I cant calm down anymore!!

If you want to, then go alone.

Oops, the vegetables must be hurt.

Did you take it?

Have you paid yet?

No.

Pay now.

Is Uncle Wan at home?

Well, I have some errands that I want to talk to you about.

Uncle Wan is not here.

But if you have anything.

you can wait at home.

Thank you

I am stressed.

Butler.

Are you okay?

So what are you going to do about this?

I still can't figure it out.

Tomorrow will have to send the butler.

Hmm who?

Oh wow, butler of a big family at the end of the market.

Is that right? Hello.

Mamuang.

He is stressed.

What's stressful?

It's the butler's brother.

He has run away.

Run away?!

Yes.

Where did he run off to?

If I knew where he fled to, I probably would have told you.

That's right.

And tomorrow.

Must also be the day of sending the new butler.

Oh, that's too bad.

Why would you be stressed?

You can just find a new butler to go in.

Are you crazy, Mamuang?

How could you do that?

Come on.

All right.

Where are you going?

Going back to selling vegetables.

Nooo.

Help me please.

I can't be a butler.

We have known each other for a long time.

I know.

That we have known each other for a long time.

But me and you.

I've only known you as a customer.

Come on, you'll have a better life.

So our Inn and Uncle Wan?

Don't worry about that.

He must have a way of explaining it.

If you want something,

I'll totally help.

I want a soulmate.

Come on, you don't have to worry about the vegetable shop.

I will help you keep an eye on it.

I don't charge.

I'm rich, let me tell you.

I'm not bragging.

Come on.

I propose to you.

Five hundred thousand.

What?!

Five hundred thousand!

I'm poor.

Mamuang. Calm Down.

Intercept me.

I think it's too much.

No.

It's compensation for your family and you.

Are you going to do it? Are you? It's a lot of pressure.

Okay.

Because we've known each other for a long time.

Not because of the money.

Thank you.

Don't tell him.

It's actually because of the money.

But

I can't do anything.

Besides selling vegetables.

About that.

Not a problem

I'll handle it myself.

Oops, I think there's a problem.

I'm leaving too. I've got to go.

Then leave the mango.

What are you talking about?

It's suspicious.

Millions of floating stars.

Enough.

Huh?

Growing up together like this.

Why wouldn't I know?

That this joke is useless.

Well, are you angry with me?

No.

I respect your decision.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

That I'm an extra member to your family.

If my father didn't...

Don't think too much.

We grew up together like this.

Even though you are not my father's biological child...

I love you like a real brother.

So I can be your real brother, right?

Is it just your brother?

What?

What other kind is there?

Huh?

I'm kidding.

Inn, a shooting star!

What are you doing?

Praying.

Praying?

Stopped being angry at me yet?

I'm not angry.

Really?

Yes.

When you go there,

Take care of yourself.

I am worried about you.

Okay, you too.

Okay.

(Next Break) Are you good at Muay Thai?

Yes.

Whether it's punching.

And elbowing.

Kneeing.

And 360 head shot kick knockouts.

I'm very good at Muay Thai.

I'm sorry.

When I look in the mirror, I'm pretty fit.

I'm so handsome.

This position is good.

God definitely gave it to me.

A slender person like me will become a butler.

Soulmate necklace.

Is it true?

I don't know, just wear it first.

When will you come?

Wow, so handsome, so cool, my friend.

Really? But..

A bit uncomfortable.

It's okay.

Don't think too much.

Anyway good luck.

Okay.

Uncle Wan, come quickly.

Oh my god.

It's late.

Inn, go.

See you Uncle Wan.

See you.

So

I'll go now.

Okay.

Anyway, take care of yourself.

If there is anything, call me.

Mister's house is just at the end of the market.

If you miss him, you can go to meet him?

Go.

Okay Dad.

I'll go now.

Let me see.

Beautiful necktie.

Fighting.

Oh.

Hello butler.

Hello.

Hello.

You look better in this uniform.

Let's go.

It's time.

Okay.

Hey butler.

Talking like taking him to the dorm.

Wait.

Take this.

Okay thank you.

Papaya.

And mango.

Hey, my muscles are growing. Mamuang

let's go.

Let's go.

Give me a hug.

Come visit me often.

Of course.

All right, let's go now.

Go.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye bye.

See you soon. Bye.

I will call you later.

Okay.

Oh my god!

Really rich.

Butler.

Hmm?

Can I do it?

Yes, you can do it

I'll handle it.

Done.

Hello

I'm butler Luv.

No!

Butler Sin.

Oh, Sin!

Yes, I'm Sin.

I'm butler Sin.

Sin.

I completely forgot that I had to be called Sin.

I really have to be called Sin.

Omg, so handsome.

From head to toe.

Looks good.

Oh.

This is Sin.

He will be the new butler.

Of your family.

I will take care of him in the first month.

And after that he will take the position.

To replace me.

Is your name Sin?

Yes.

By the way,

Are you good at Muay Thai?

Oh yes.

Whether it's punching.

And elbowing.

Kneeing.

And 360 head shot kick knockouts.

I'm very good at Muay Thai.

Enough.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Is this the butler's brother?

Yes.

What about leisure activities?

What do you like to do?

In the morning while waiting for Brother Sorn.

Oh

While waiting for butler Sorn to pick me up,

I took a banana tree and carved it into a toy car.

Wow! You are so good.

Good! I like it.

Yes.

Do you know?

That the rules of this place stipulate that women cannot come inside.

Yes, do you know?

But I have that...

I know.

I'm a man.

How can I be sure?

That you are not in disguise.

Oh Mister, have you watched a lot of dramas?

It's really suspicious.

Anyway.

Your face doesn't look like your brother Sorn at all.

How can it be like that?

I can't tell.

I don't know, what should I do?

Looks suspicious.

It made me think.

What should I do, Mr.Thot?

So...

Take off your clothes.

Huh?

Yes.

Do I have to undress?

It would be too much.

Undress now

I will see.

Why didn't you tell me?

I have to do that?

Sorn butler.

You know the rules of this house.

Didn't you tell the new butler?

Yes.

You still have to undress.

The butler is so mean.

Suddenly making me me undress.

They're all so mean.

Or you won't dare.

You really don't dare.

Is he going to do it?

Okay.

I will do it

My secret weapon

is this necklace.

Mister

May I store this?

Deal.

Can you bring me water?

Please don't serve in a cup.

I love to drink from the mouth ....

of a bottle.

What are you doing?

I'm here to clean up.

Wait.

Another rule for the butler in this house,

you must wear a butler uniform

untill Mister turns off the light.

Turn to the left just a bit.

(speaking Korean)

Are you a butler?

Yes sir.

Butler has to be this handsome?

Yes sir.

They ask me to imagine what im going to say.

It's called an emotional scene,

I need to prepare for a while for it,

I need to build up emotions.

This gives me a headache.

Is this the temple kid gang?

Or is it the market kid gang?

(singing YOUNGOHM - THATTHONG SOUND badly)

Stop!! Tha's agianst copyright.

Hello

I'm jiiosafiposdufsud98fys9dfuis (alien language)

How was it?

I'm like an Americano,

I make your heart beat without milk.

What the hell?

Coffee tastes bitter so you can try me cause I taste better.

What is happening to him?

How many scenes do we have left?

There are 3 more scenes left.

Look at my face

I look like a fool and I act like a brat,

but i love you sincerely.

Have you slept?

Yes I have.

My brain is ready to work.

We will go to see the star

the star, stars are blind.

Where are we going?

I don't know.

Where is Longlee?

He did one scene and left.

Just a minute,

and Long is gone

Let's see if the fortune teller is accurate or not.

What is this scene about?

It's about love confession.

We will watch the moon together in this scene.

The moon is beautiful and

Uncle Win sings to you guys.

Oh! His name is Uncle Wan.

Take 2

5 4 3 2 1 action

What is this scene about?

We will wash ....

Wash what?

Wash the bottle

What is this scene about?

We will unlock the necklace

and watch the stars, oh! The moon together.

Unlock the necklace?

Sing a song for us.

(singing in Thai)

What's next?

I don't know.