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Oh, oh!
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- (shrieking, chomping)
- (screaming)
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Everybody's favorite
skanky demon Ruby is back,
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and she's yanking Brandy's chain.
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- (sobbing) Let me go.
- We need to kill her. Now.
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- We need a Kandarian dagger.
- Guys, I found it!
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I think we need to
get out of here right now.
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Run! (yells)
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Dalton!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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- It was Pablo.
- Pablo did this to you?
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(engine revving)
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What the hell are you doing
in my house, creep-o?
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Enjoying the company of
the granddaughter I never knew I had.
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- (buzzing)
- (wailing)
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I wish you were the one that was dead.
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I didn't even kill him,
because he's already dead!
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(door slams)
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(chainsaw buzzing)
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(sighs)
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- Oh!
- (whirring weakly)
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Come on. Come on. Let go.
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Pablo, you and those cheap imported parts!
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- (can clattering)
- (sighing)
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Jesus.
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(head squishing)
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Nice try, Ruby.
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You think I'm stupid?
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You think I don't know
my own father when I see him?
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Brock: Poor Ashley.
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Life just keeps serving up
the shit sandwiches.
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(eerie choral music)
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Uh, speak of the devil.
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What are you doing here, Pop?
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I don't know.
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Something disturbed my grave,
pulled me back.
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I always wanted to be a ghost.
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Well, it's nice to see you.
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Even though I'm looking through you.
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(chuckling)
Cool, huh?
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Whoa! What the hell is this?
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Ah, it's pretty convoluted.
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Ruby was using you to make me look bad
in front of my daughter.
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- Well, it looks like she succeeded.
- Yeah.
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Oh, hold on there,
did you say daughter?
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Yeah. I just found out a few days ago.
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Her name is Brandy.
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Well, look at you. My boy's a father.
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- (scoffs)
- Hell, that makes me a grandfather.
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Damn, you miss so much
when you're dead.
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What's she like?
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- Stubborn as shit.
- (flesh squishing)
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And she hates my guts.
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Well, she's smart. I like her already.
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Where is she?
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I don't know.
She freaked out when she saw this.
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- (blood sloshing)
- Called me a monster.
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Look, fatherhood ain't easy.
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Lord knows, I learned the hard way.
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Ash, you remember the night I died?
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- There's something I've kept from you.
- What is it, Pop?
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Something so vital, that...
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the fabric of your life may begin--
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(horn honking, tires screeching)
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How could I forget? Cost me 300 bucks
to get the fender pounded out.
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You spent more on that damn fender
than you did on my funeral, cheapskate.
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That's not true... ish.
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Well, it's still a shit way to go.
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Anyway, this is way bigger
than your fender.
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- Okay, so tell me.
- Oh, no.
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I'm not going to tell you.
I want to show you.
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(engine rumbling)
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Ash, Pablo is dick deep in trouble--
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Oh, shit.
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Ash?
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(sighs)
Fuck.
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Anybody home?
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(floorboard creaking)
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If you're a Deadite,
I'm in no fucking mood.
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- (loud creaking)
- (gasping)
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Oh! Brandy.
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I forgot my phone.
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But you're okay?
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Okay?
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Ash just sliced open some guy
I thought was my grandfather
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with a chainsaw.
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I'm so far from okay,
I don't even know what okay is.
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Makes high school seem
a lot less awful, am I right?
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- Okay, where's Ash?
- I don't know.
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And no offense, but I've had enough
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of my delusional old man
and his muchachos.
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I'm getting my shit,
and I'm getting out of here.
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Hold up, Daria. Okay?
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Bodies are dropping left and right,
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some of them friends of mine,
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and since this has something
to do with you,
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I need you to stay close.
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How do you even deal with him?
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I mean, I don't really have a choice,
because he's my father, but you...
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Ash may be a perverted drunk
with racist tendencies,
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but he has his moments.
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(rock ballad playing over stereo)
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Evil killed my parents, too.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, well, I passed go on that
horror show a long time ago.
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Ash is probably at
the hardware store, right?
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- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- (engine revving)
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(both screaming)
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(suspenseful music playing)
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- (evil laughter)
- Pablo!
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- Whoo!
- Pablo!
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(distorted)
You're up way past your bedtime!
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- Brandy, run!
- (muffled) Uh, I can't!
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- Hold on!
- (tires screeching)
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Young virgin meat!
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- (snarling)
- (grunting)
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- Fuck!
- (flesh ripping)
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- (wailing)
- So moist...
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- and soft!
- ♪ I'm all out of love ♪
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- (grunting, screaming)
- ♪ What am I without you? ♪
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- Brandy!
- ♪ I can't be too late ♪
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♪ I know I was so wrong ♪
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♪ I'm all out of love... ♪
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- Shit!
- (both yelling)
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- Come on! Ah!
- (tires screeching)
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Kelly: Where is he?
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(panting)
Where did he go?
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Kelly:
Shit. Where's the dagger?
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- It fell. I--
- (grunts) Got it.
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- (banging)
- (both screaming)
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Go to the trailer!
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- Run!
- Deadite Pablo: Where you going?!
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Run! Come on!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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- (clattering)
- (shrieking)
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That was just the appetizer!
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I'm ready for the main course!
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(grunting)
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- What the hell happened to him?
- Kelly: It's not his fault.
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Evil fucked him,
like it fucked everything.
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- (Deadite Pablo shouts)
- (both gasping)
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- He's going to get in!
- Maybe, but not through the windows.
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Ash upgraded this piece of shit
with bulletproof glass.
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- (gasping)
- (evil laughter)
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I can bang, bang, bang, all night long!
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Shit! I left my cell in the truck.
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- Give me yours.
- Mine's dead.
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(shouts)
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If you don't let me in, I'll huff,
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and I'll puff,
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and I'll blow this fucking trailer apart!
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What are we supposed to do?
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Just wait until Ash
comes back and saves us?
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I don't think that's a plan.
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("Christmas Time Is Here"
instrumental music playing)
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Okay, what's with the snow?
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And why is it daylight
all of a sudden?
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- What? Did I pass out?
- No, you didn't pass out.
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Well, what happened
to all my Ashy Slashy stuff?
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This is the past.
Look, I'm showing you a memory.
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My memory.
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Come on.
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(air whooshing)
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- (bangs)
- Ah!
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Wow. Talk about "two steps back."
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Haven't you seen
"It's a Wonderful Life"?
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Where an angel shows a guy his old life,
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so he can learn from the past.
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- Are you a ghost, or an angel?
- What the hell difference does it make?
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The point is,
I'm tr yin' to show you something.
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- Now just watch.
- Whoa.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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- (chuckling)
- Double vision.
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- When was this?
- Mm, 2012.
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(wind howling)
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Mr. Williams?
Brock Williams?
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If this is about my mortgage,
the check's in the mail.
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- No. I'm here--
- Water? Electric?
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No, I just want to know,
is Ashley Joanna Williams your son?
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Oh, hell.
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Ash:
Thanks for that name, by the way.
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- That name gave you thick skin.
- (inaudible speaking)
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Yeah, thick from
all the playground beatings.
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What are you crying about?
It did you good.
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- Look at you now.
- Um, I guess.
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Man: And believe me, I wouldn't be here
if it weren't a matter of life and death.
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- Uh-huh.
- Your son is in grave danger,
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- targeted by an evil that threatens to--
- An "evil?"
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Get lost, ding-dong.
I'm trying to sell hardware here.
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Way to warn me.
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Uh, for all I know,
he could've been a porn salesman.
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Man: You need to see this.
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These pages were torn from a book of evil
known as the Necronomicon.
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Centuries ago,
my ancestors fought and died,
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to keep this away from
the forces of darkness.
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Son of a bitch.
The guy's got the lost pages.
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You mean that "book" crap was for real?
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- Ding-dong.
- Brock: Hold on.
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Who did you say you were with?
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We call ourselves
the Knights of Sumeria.
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- The who with the huh?
- (laughs) That's exactly what I said!
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- Man: I know how this sounds...
- Wait a second.
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I think Kelly is bonking
one of those guys.
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Man: ...but I believe a Dark One
has taken human form
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to walk the earth,
searching for the Book.
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If the demon finds it, it's a sign
that the end of times are near.
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Dark One?
He's talking about Ruby.
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- Who?
- Sasquatch.
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Oh, Ruby.
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Man:
But these pages also hold the secret
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to destroying this evil,
and your son is the key.
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I have to find him before it's too late.
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Well, you listen up, boy.
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My son babbled on about "evil"
just like you.
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It ruined his life.
It ruined my family's life.
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Now Ashley may have turned and run
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when he should have stayed and fought,
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but I'm sure as shit
not sic'ing some nut bag
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preaching evil mumbo jumbo on him.
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I got to talk to that guy!
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You can't. It's-it's a memory.
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But I'm not leaving until you
tell me how I can find your son.
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The fate of humanity hangs in the balance.
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Look, I'm fetching some supplies
from downstairs.
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- You got a cellar here?
- You better be gone when I come back,
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or I'm going to let you have some of
Ike and Tina Turner's Greatest Hits.
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Mr. Williams, I'm begging you.
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Yeah, well, now you can do it in High C!
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- (groaning, yelling)
- Ooh!
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(clattering echoing)
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Hey, dipshit.
You okay down there?
248
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,348
Both: Oh, boy.
249
00:10:41,431 --> 00:10:43,183
Ash: Holy shit, he looks dead.
250
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,978
Is he dead?
Why am I asking you?
251
00:10:46,061 --> 00:10:49,189
(wincing)
252
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,984
- (crickets chirping)
- It's quiet.
253
00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:53,318
- Maybe he-- (gasping)
- (roaring)
254
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:56,321
Deadite Pablo:
Let me in! I just want to play!
255
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,158
The one time I actually need my dad,
and he's probably out on a beer run.
256
00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:02,244
Deadite Pablo:
Kelly, come on! It's me!
257
00:11:02,327 --> 00:11:04,997
Your powerful vagina.
258
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,374
Yeah, right now you're my powerful
pain in the ass!
259
00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:10,127
- (Deadite Pablo laughing)
- Check for something to hold him down.
260
00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:12,671
There's got to be duct tape,
maybe some rope--
261
00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:16,258
- How about guns and knives?
- No! That is Pablo out there.
262
00:11:16,341 --> 00:11:18,927
I don't want to kill him,
I want to help him.
263
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,515
You find anything?
264
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,767
There's nothing but nasty old man shit.
265
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,353
God, I can't believe I share DNA
with that dipshit.
266
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:31,523
Okay, you know what?
Time out for real talk.
267
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,941
I know it seems like Ash ruined your life.
268
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,693
- (Deadite Pablo snarling) Kel.
- Okay, maybe he has a little bit,
269
00:11:34,776 --> 00:11:38,530
but everything he's done since he knew
you existed was to protect you.
270
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:41,575
That include publicly accusing
my counselor of being a demon?
271
00:11:41,658 --> 00:11:44,203
Yes, Brandy,
because your counselor is a demon.
272
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,955
- Her name is Ruby, and--
- Oh, my God! Not you, too!
273
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,082
You know what?
You're as stubborn as your old ma--
274
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,210
- Ow! Ow!
- (flesh squishing)
275
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:54,379
Fucking Pablo couldn't be a vegan!
276
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,548
Sit. I'll-I'll find something
to bandage that.
277
00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:59,092
Damn it. (groans)
278
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,137
(Kelly groaning)
279
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,805
(banging outside)
280
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,057
Deadite Pablo: Kelly!
281
00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:08,352
- So you guys are close, huh?
- Beyond close.
282
00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:12,105
Pablo and I are... bound by blood.
283
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,191
- What, like in a family way?
- No.
284
00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:16,568
In the axing demons,
and getting covered in guts way.
285
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,278
That's messed up.
286
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:22,282
But, Brandy, I saw Ash's picture
in that stupid book.
287
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,784
A demon called him "the Savior."
288
00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:25,911
Hold on, you don't actually
think that Ash is--
289
00:12:25,994 --> 00:12:27,996
Is our only hope
in the fight against evil?
290
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,790
Hard to believe sometimes, but yeah.
291
00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:31,458
- (roaring)
- (shattering)
292
00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,752
- Ah!
- Deadite Pablo: Oh, Kelly...
293
00:12:33,835 --> 00:12:35,379
- (pounding)
- ...open up!
294
00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:37,839
I'm still hungry!
295
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:39,967
We're totally fucked.
296
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:43,303
Yeah, in Ash's orbit,
that's called "Tuesday."
297
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,640
Ash: That was your big secret?
298
00:12:46,723 --> 00:12:49,893
(imitating Brock) "Something so vital,
the fabric of your life may unravel"?
299
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,979
- Yeah.
- That guy was my only hope
300
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,939
to end this frigging nightmare, Pop!
301
00:12:54,022 --> 00:12:56,108
And you killed him! Why is that good?
302
00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:59,278
Ghost Brock: I wanted you to see
I was trying to look out for you, son,
303
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,696
even when you thought I wasn't.
304
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:04,032
Damn it, you were supposed
to get all warm and mushy.
305
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,493
What? You just left?!
306
00:13:06,576 --> 00:13:08,328
Um, with a corpse in the cellar?
307
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,914
You're damn straight.
Business was shit anyway.
308
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,958
He took his tumble, I locked the doors.
309
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:14,626
Got the hell out of here,
and never looked back.
310
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,461
Okay, so the dead guy,
and those missing pages
311
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,297
- is still down there?
- (stammering)
312
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,549
Wow, okay, get me out of this memory.
313
00:13:20,632 --> 00:13:22,384
(suspenseful music playing)
314
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,313
Where the hell is he?
315
00:13:35,897 --> 00:13:37,607
Don't look at me.
316
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,192
Time to clean up another mess.
317
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,695
(action music playing)
318
00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:44,656
Scared are we?
319
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,451
I've had a little experience
with dead bodies in cellars, Dad.
320
00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:53,582
- (eerie music playing)
- (creaking)
321
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,304
(clicking)
322
00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:25,739
Dad, you coming?
323
00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:27,699
(shuddering)
Don't do that!
324
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,576
(rattling)
325
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,343
(rattling continues)
326
00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:49,388
(dramatic choral music)
327
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,768
- (clicking)
- (metallic jingling)
328
00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:04,069
Hello.
329
00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:06,405
God forbid the furnace guy shows up.
330
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,240
That bastard ate my Spam.
331
00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:09,699
That was my civil defense stash.
332
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,619
The guy ate it because somebody
locked him in the cellar, Dad.
333
00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:14,287
He was trying to survive.
334
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,123
Oh. Not my fault.
335
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,791
He's the one who took the header.
336
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,674
Pull the chain, dummy.
337
00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:31,096
(eerie music continues)
338
00:15:31,179 --> 00:15:33,098
Good luck washing that off.
339
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,355
Good old Necronomicon.
340
00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:43,024
Same type of writing.
341
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,573
- (water dripping)
- (mysterious breathing)
342
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,456
Maybe this guy was trying
to piece something together.
343
00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:01,126
Something he found in these pages.
344
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:03,462
(thunder rumbling)
345
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,465
- (suspenseful music playing)
- (wind howling)
346
00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:12,262
Well, Pablo has this weird
writing all over him.
347
00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:13,763
Maybe he can decipher it.
348
00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:17,100
- (flames crackling)
- (faint screaming, shrieking)
349
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,317
Woman: Oh, no!
350
00:16:28,069 --> 00:16:30,489
- (growling)
- What do you see?
351
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,948
- (screaming)
- Ooh! Oh!
352
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,158
Woman: Help!
353
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:35,410
Whoa, that little hottie looks familiar.
354
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,329
- (echoing)
- (crying) Oh, no! Oh, no--
355
00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:41,333
Wait a second. That's Brandy's
musician friend from school.
356
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:43,376
(screaming, shrieking continues)
357
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:47,797
- (suspenseful music playing)
- (lightning crashing)
358
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:52,511
The hell is happening in there?
359
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,221
Oh, no! (screaming)
360
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,224
Oh!
361
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,892
(grunting)
362
00:16:58,975 --> 00:17:00,393
Shit!
363
00:17:01,436 --> 00:17:03,063
Pop! A little help!
364
00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:04,356
I'm coming, son!
365
00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:06,566
(both grunting)
366
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,443
I'm a ghost, dumb-ass, I got nothing!
367
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,529
(yelling, grunting)
368
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,076
(grunting continues)
369
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:17,744
(screaming)
370
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:22,749
Ahh! Ooh, ooh! My hammy!
371
00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:24,209
(Ash yelling)
372
00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:35,303
(bell rings)
373
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:43,937
(laughing maniacally)
374
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,730
(groaning)
375
00:17:50,777 --> 00:17:52,362
(panting)
376
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,075
Whoa, that looked like it hurt.
377
00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:59,661
Did I mention I hate cellars?
378
00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:01,079
This is just great.
379
00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:04,416
Evil is harassing my daughter,
my father's a ghost,
380
00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:06,918
and I got this crazy shit in my cellar!
381
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,713
- It's time to man up, son.
- You got that right.
382
00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:12,257
I'm going to track down
this so-called Ms. Prevett,
383
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,342
and deal with Ruby once and for all.
384
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,760
"Prevett?"
385
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,805
I used to go bowling
with a cutie by that name.
386
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,932
She had that place out on Old Mill Road.
387
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:24,019
You know if Ruby's using Prevett's name,
388
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:25,437
maybe she's camping out there.
389
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,022
- (air whooshing)
- Uh-oh.
390
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,690
I think my time is up.
391
00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:31,943
You make sure you tell that
Brandy all about me.
392
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,529
- Just the good stuff, though.
- I will, Pop.
393
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,116
Son... you're gonna be a great father.
394
00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:40,827
- You really mean that?
- No. (laughs)
395
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,997
(sighs)
396
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,416
(thunder rumbling)
397
00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:50,295
- (ghostly voice) Ruby.
- Kaya? Is that you?
398
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:53,256
The portal to the netherworld
has been established.
399
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,968
It's only a matter of time
before the Dark Ones will break free.
400
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,638
Well, we got to find it, and destroy it
before they have a chance to escape.
401
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,641
The Knights must be the ones
responsible for the rift.
402
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,643
Those numbskulls are still around?
403
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,812
One of them has made contact
with the Prophesied One.
404
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,399
The Prophecy's begun.
405
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,234
How can I find this knight?
406
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,571
Where was the book first
unleashed in these times?
407
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:21,201
- (whispers) The cabin.
- Let me help you.
408
00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:23,286
If the Dark Ones I earn
I've been talking to you,
409
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,830
they will swallow my soul.
410
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,374
You owe me this.
411
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,543
Free me, and I'll stand with you again.
412
00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:34,255
I'll free you when I find a suitable host.
413
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:39,344
And once the Prophesied One is killed
at the hands of his own offspring,
414
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:42,972
we'll have so much power,
the Dark Ones won't be able to stop us.
415
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:46,476
- (thunder rumbling)
- (Kelly yelling)
416
00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:48,019
Help! Fuck!
417
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,562
See what drugs you can find,
418
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,857
like some pain killers, whatever.
419
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,068
Deadite Pablo: Kelly...
420
00:19:55,151 --> 00:19:57,529
- Kelly...
- Oh, fuck.
421
00:19:57,612 --> 00:20:00,115
He got in.
How did he get in?
422
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,950
- Shh!
- Deadite Pablo: Kelly.
423
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:04,744
- (whispers) Hold on.
- Kelly...
424
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,788
(both breathing heavily)
425
00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:09,499
(muffled voice) Oh, Kelly...
426
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,087
(grunting)
427
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:15,422
Kelly...
428
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:19,759
- (suspenseful music playing)
- (groaning)
429
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,594
Holy fuck face!
430
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,097
Come here, Kelly. Give me a kiss!
431
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,808
- (yelling)
- (roaring)
432
00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:29,394
(roaring)
433
00:20:29,477 --> 00:20:30,645
(Demon Dalton snarling)
434
00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:35,817
- (groaning)
- Yeah, yeah.
435
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,278
Betrayer!
436
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,494
- (chanting in Sumerian)
- (bones cracking)
437
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,498
- (continues chanting)
- (cracking continues)
438
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:01,760
- Hey.
- (gasping)
439
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,511
You with me, Knight boy?
440
00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:07,348
What did you do?
441
00:21:08,349 --> 00:21:10,977
Pushed away the evil, just for a bit.
442
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,146
We need to talk.
443
00:21:13,229 --> 00:21:16,691
You're Ruby...
the Dark One from the legend.
444
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,361
And you're the descendent
of those knucklehead Knights.
445
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,155
It's a pity, I thought I'd killed you all.
446
00:21:22,238 --> 00:21:24,032
You thought wrong, witch.
447
00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:27,118
How many more of you
delusional morons are out there?
448
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:30,622
Enough to kill you,
and send you straight to hell.
449
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,002
Wrong response.
450
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:41,341
For the record, hell is not my turf.
451
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:45,136
- Where's the rift?
- The what?
452
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,597
The rift you opened with the lost pages.
453
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,100
- Where is it?
- Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you.
454
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,145
But I'll tell you this.
455
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,314
We found the Kandarian dagger.
456
00:21:56,397 --> 00:21:59,901
And the ones who have it,
know all about you.
457
00:21:59,984 --> 00:22:02,320
(groaning)
458
00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:04,489
Who's got it?
459
00:22:04,572 --> 00:22:05,824
I want names.
460
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,701
(groaning continues)
461
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,537
(wailing)
462
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:15,458
Lovely.
463
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,336
You know what, I'm just going to wait
for evil to take you back,
464
00:22:18,419 --> 00:22:21,673
and... then you're going to tell me
anything I want to know.
465
00:22:24,592 --> 00:22:26,010
Shit!
466
00:22:26,719 --> 00:22:28,847
(dramatic music playing)
467
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,894
(thunder rumbling)
468
00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:40,024
(glass shatters)
469
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:47,282
Okay, Ruby...
it's just you and me.
470
00:22:50,785 --> 00:22:52,453
Come on out.
471
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:55,456
I got sandwiches,
and a nice buttery Chardonnay.
472
00:22:56,749 --> 00:22:58,376
Ruby!
(voice echoing)
473
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,546
(buzzing)
474
00:23:03,214 --> 00:23:04,507
All right.
475
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,427
Lucky her.
476
00:23:15,518 --> 00:23:17,478
Oh.
477
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,772
The real Mrs. Prevett, I presume.
478
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:21,816
(bowling pins clattering)
479
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,236
(woman softly singing)
♪ Byssan ♪
480
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,821
♪ Lull... ♪
481
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,576
(singing continues from upstairs)
482
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,334
(woman continues singing
Swedish lullaby)
483
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,600
(creaking)
484
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,527
(stairs creaking)
485
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:11,950
(creaking)
486
00:24:20,249 --> 00:24:21,376
Ooh!
487
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:24,045
Excuse me, um...
488
00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:27,215
- looking for a lady named Ruby--
- (gasps) Shh.
489
00:24:32,887 --> 00:24:34,931
(child cooing)
490
00:24:37,016 --> 00:24:38,893
(floorboards creaking)
491
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,479
It's just a kid sucking his thumb.
492
00:24:41,562 --> 00:24:43,564
Not his thumb.
493
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:48,820
Okay, that's a choking hazard.
494
00:24:50,905 --> 00:24:52,991
(metallic jingling)
495
00:24:58,037 --> 00:25:00,373
(mouthing words)
496
00:25:00,456 --> 00:25:02,667
- (chainsaw rumbles)
- (gasping)
497
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:03,793
Shh!
498
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,881
(screaming quietly)
499
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:17,682
- (clicking, whirring)
- (continues mouthing words)
500
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,602
(popping sound)
501
00:25:23,312 --> 00:25:25,273
(squeaks loudly)
502
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,527
(mouthing words)
503
00:25:29,610 --> 00:25:32,613
- ♪ Byssan lull ♪
- (squeaking continues)
504
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,115
♪ Koka... ♪
505
00:25:34,198 --> 00:25:36,200
- (electricity zapping)
- (gasping)
506
00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:37,368
Crap.
507
00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:38,619
(whirring weakly)
508
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,372
My hand's stuck. I can't get it off.
509
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:43,666
- (child crying softly)
- (mouthing words)
510
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,550
(faint sputtering, hissing)
511
00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:57,722
(both groaning)
512
00:25:57,805 --> 00:25:59,223
Hey.
513
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,933
(growling, babbling)
514
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,228
(giggling)
515
00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:06,481
- (screaming)
- Hey, hey, large foreign person.
516
00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:07,648
Easy, relax.
517
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,068
I've dealt with kids like this before.
518
00:26:10,985 --> 00:26:12,820
(high-pitched shrieking)
519
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,699
(electricity zapping)
520
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:18,743
Ash:
What's "Norway" for "up shit's creek?"
521
00:26:18,826 --> 00:26:21,287
♪ Ah, you said a bad word ♪
522
00:26:21,370 --> 00:26:23,956
♪ I'm gonna tell your mama on you, huh ♪
523
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,584
♪ She gonna whip you, too, huh ♪
524
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,377
♪ Yeah, that's what she gonna do ♪
525
00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:30,338
♪ Get down with your bad self♪
526
00:26:30,421 --> 00:26:32,548
♪ Talking that bad talk ♪
527
00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,675
♪ Saying them bad words ♪
528
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:37,011
♪ Oh ♪
529
00:26:38,304 --> 00:26:41,182
♪ You said a bad word,
you'd better take it back ♪
530
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:45,895
♪ 'Cause good little girls
don't talk like that ♪
531
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:50,733
♪ And if I told your mama what you said ♪
532
00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:55,363
♪ She'd make you come in the house
and go to bed ♪
533
00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:59,117
♪ But now, wait a minute ♪
534
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,952
♪ We can make a deal ♪
535
00:27:01,035 --> 00:27:03,788
♪ If you do what I tell you,
I won't tell your mama on you ♪
536
00:27:03,871 --> 00:27:05,873
(chuckling)
♪ Let me whisper in your ear♪
537
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,959
♪ I don't want everybody
listening to our business ♪
538
00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:09,544
♪ Come here ♪
539
00:27:09,627 --> 00:27:11,337
♪ Are you gonna do it?
Hm, hm, hm, hm? ♪
540
00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:12,964
♪ Are you gonna do it? ♪
541
00:27:12,988 --> 00:27:17,988
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