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- Shh.
- Ruby: Baal doesn't use brute force.
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He breeds paranoia, gets into people's
psyches, turning them against each other.
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- (crowd screaming)
- Ruby: The Necronomicon is the only way
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we can banish Baal
back to the underworld.
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The book, it did something to me.
It changed me.
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- You're becoming one with the book.
- (chanting in foreign language)
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- (Chet yells)
- Just you and me now, Chet.
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Cheryl, this only feels
half as good as it used to.
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- (Chet grunts)
- Chet!
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And that, Elk Grove,
is how you take care of business.
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Ash, behind you!
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Shh.
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Audrey: Wouldn't it be much easier
to work together?
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(garbled voice plays on recorder)
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(clock chimes)
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(roars)
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(screaming)
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- (evil laughter)
- (chainsaw buzzing)
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Ah!
(panting)
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Oh.
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Ow.
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Where am I?
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(indistinct whispering)
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(faint growling)
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You had the nightmare again?
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Where'd you come from?
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Who are you?
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You don't know who I am today?
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Never saw your mug before
in my life.
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Hmm. Memory loss.
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It's not a positive development.
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I'm Dr. Peacock.
Your psychiatrist, remember?
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(chuckles)
My shrink?
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Ah, well, boy,
the joke's on you there, Doc,
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'cause I don't have a shrink.
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I don't even have health care.
In fact, I do my own surgery.
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Dr. Peacock:
That's for your own safety.
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You've been becoming
increasingly violent of late.
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Ash, I've been your doctor
ever since your psychotic break.
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My what?
My psychotic break?
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Yes, Ash.
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You murdered
four people in a cabin.
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Oh, Christ!
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Here we go
with that horseshit again.
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Uh... you know what?
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That wasn't me, Doc.
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That was some evil BS.
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After the murders,
you created a complex delusion
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to justify your actions.
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It all hinged on an evil book.
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Ever since then, I've been trying to
help you pinpoint that delusion,
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and destroy it.
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Okay, so you want to...
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destroy my delusion?
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That's right.
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Rid yourself of the book,
and the nightmare will be over.
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Okay-
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You know, Doc,
I think I'm starting to get it.
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Good.
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I know who you are.
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You are that demon Bill.
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Oh, sorry, Baal.
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And you know that that book
can send you back, right?
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So you want to scramble my brain
until I give it to you.
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Well, think again.
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The only person
who scrambles my brain, pal, is me,
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by doing the fun stuff,
like drinking glue and sniffing booze!
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Ash, I can't breathe!
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They said that you were crafty.
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You led me right to you.
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Now I'm going to kill you,
just like I killed your father!
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(chuckles)
I didn't really kill your father,
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that just kind of sounded cool.
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The point is you're dead!
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Ash, it's me, your doctor.
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You know, Ruby said
this would be hard.
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Buddy, I've had harder turds.
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You are a joke of a demon!
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(grunts)
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Dr. Peacock: We will break you
of these delusions, Ash.
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- I'm not giving up on you.
- Yeah?
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Well, you can suck
my saggy bills...
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Baal.
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(music playing)
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(mumbling)
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- (groaning)
- No.
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No! No!
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What did you do to me?
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You're the hardest patient
I've ever treated, Ash.
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Most people, after a brief discussion,
see things my way.
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Not you, though.
You're special.
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Yeah, I'll show you special.
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I'll shove you on that short bus
straight back to hell, buddy.
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You have to understand
that my reality is reality, Ashley.
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- Does the patient need...
- The patient needs
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to get out of this dump and tell
his friends that he found the demon!
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We're fine in here, nurse.
We're making progress.
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Oh, no, we're not, we're...
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Ruby?
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Ruby! He's right here!
We can finish this!
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- I'll come back later.
- No, no, no!
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Don't go!
Tell Pablo...
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And Kelly?
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You better not hurt them.
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How could I hurt them?
They're all in your head.
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You invented this entire narrative.
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The team, the book,
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so that you wouldn't
have to face the truth.
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You murdered your friends
in cold blood.
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Says you, Captain Creepy.
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(sighs)
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I think it's time
that we tried a new tactic.
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Seeing as you're unable
to face reality by yourself,
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I've brought in a friend
who might be able to help.
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- Meet Ashy Slashy.
- A puppet.
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I hate puppets!
Even stunningly handsome ones.
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Get that out of here!
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See, it's easy.
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Okay, this is not me.
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- I'm not doing this.
- Right.
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Just like you didn't kill your friends.
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Hey, pal, what's the scoop?
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Ah, come on,
you can talk to me, Ash.
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I'm all ears.
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- This is dumb.
- You're dumb.
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- You're dumb!
- You're old!
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You're short!
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How is this happening?
Whose side are you even on?
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I'm on our side, Ash.
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I'm you, but the part of you
who's willing to face reality.
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Who believes the doctor.
Who wants to face the delusions.
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Let's rid ourselves
of the Necronomicon, Ash.
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We don't need it anymore.
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Ruby, get back in here
and help me.
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- Tell him I'm not crazy!
- There is no Ruby.
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No Kelly. No Pablo.
You made it all up!
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No. No!
They're real!
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Ah!
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Give in.
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Let the doctor help us.
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Get your filthy puppet butthole
off of my arm!
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(yells, groans)
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(grunting)
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(woman laughing)
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- (doorknob rattling)
- Man: Let me out!
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- Hey!
- Girl: Mommy!
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(gasps)
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' (teeth Ch 0n1 - _ cw! ping)
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- (yelling)
- (chomping continues)
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(creaking)
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- Dr. Peacock: Ash?
- (patient wailing)
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Dr. Peacock: Ash?
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- (exhales sharply, sniffs) Oh, God!
- (flies buzzing)
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Somebody light a candle.
It smells like death in here.
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What are you doing in my room?
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Oh. Oh, nothing.
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Don't worry about it. I'm just--
I'm just in your imagination.
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Are you a ghost?
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Kelly?
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Oh, you're here to help me!
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- Sweet!
- (grunts)
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Ooh, you don't smell so sweet,
but, you know,
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that's nothing ten
or 12 showers can't fix.
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I know who you are.
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Murderer. Murderer!
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- (yelling continues)
- Shh!
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Inside voice.
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All right, let me ask you a question.
How long have I been here?
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You've been here forever.
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(chuckling) Oh, no.
No, that's not possible.
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At least I don't think it's possible.
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Well, how would you know anyway?
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Because I'm very good
at keeping count.
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It's what I do.
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See?
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I've been here for six years,
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three months, and five days.
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- Let me show you how I count.
- What's that?
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- (bones cracking)
' (gasps)
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- One!
- Ooh, no! That's so not necessary!
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- Oh, Kelly! Stop doing that.
- Two!
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- Three!
- You're going to run out of fingers.
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(laughing maniacally)
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Somebody get me out of here!
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' (Kelly laughing)
- (Ash grunts)
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Pablo!
Oh, thank God you're here!
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You got to get me out of here.
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Baal put the whammy on Kelly.
Now she's crazy as a mad cow.
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Shut your trap, Slashy!
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On the ground,
hands behind your back now!
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- What? Why?
- You know the drill.
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Oh, watch the hair!
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Pablo, what are you doing?!
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(maniacal laughter continues)
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You can't escape, Ash.
You must face your delusions.
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Yeah, I'm facing my delusions,
because they're real, asshole.
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Oh, I'll show you real.
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(electrodes zapping)
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(groaning)
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Oh, whoo!
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That's like doing whippets!
Can we go again, Doc?
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It saddens me
that your treatment is failing.
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After all these years of passivity,
you've become too violent.
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We need to break
this delusion, Ash, for good.
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- (machine powering on)
- For everyone's safety.
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We need to destroy this "book"
that you're obsessed with.
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You're not going to break me,
Poindexter.
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You can go ahead
and pull that trigger again.
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- I double dog dare yo--
- (electrodes zapping)
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Dr. Peacock:
You're not the Jefe, Ash.
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You're not the savior of humanity.
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Kill the book, Ash.
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Kill the book.
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- (zapping continues)
- (table whirring)
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You will be my henchman.
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You will be my slaughterman.
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- (machine turns off)
' (gasps)
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Did you say something?
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Chet:
Do you have a beer?
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Huh?
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Ash:
Chet, you're alive.
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Wait a second, Chet,
you can't be here.
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- Cheryl ripped your heart out.
- Amen to that, brother.
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- (machine powering on)
- I died 30 years ago when you killed her.
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But...
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- (electrodes zapping)
- Chet!
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Fight it, man! Fight it!
Don't give in!
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(electrodes zapping)
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(groaning)
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- (machine turns off)
- (panting)
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Oh, Doc, that was a-a little
on the spicy side, even for me.
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Oh... how you doing, buddy?
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Chet... oh.
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Oh, they killed you again.
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- (machine powering on)
- That is so not coo--
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- (electrodes zapping)
- (grunting)
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(evil laughter)
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(music playing on TV)
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Man on TV: ...was a matter
more of principal products.
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Principal products?
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Oh, you know, like,
uh, principal products...
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(voices echoing)
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- (indistinct on TV)
- Baal: Kill the book.
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Kill the book.
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- (indistinct chatter)
- Kill the book.
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Dr. Peacock's voice:
You're not the Jefe, Ash.
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- (indistinct whispering continues)
- You're not the savior of humanity.
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Kill the book, Ash.
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Kill the book.
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Finally, you're back.
251
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,849
What took so long?
252
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,651
Listen, I know
what's happening around here.
253
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:56,327
And obviously I had my doubts about
you following the Baal plan without me,
254
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,723
but, you know, I'm willing to be
proven wrong, this once.
255
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,644
Stop talking to me.
I'm working here.
256
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,723
Oh, I like it.
You're staying in character.
257
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,049
Hey, after we get out,
how about some role-playing?
258
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,409
Maybe Nurse Ratched needs
a little injection from Dr. Groovy.
259
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,164
What do you say?
260
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,324
Get your dope glazed eyes off of me
and back on that TV,
261
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,847
you murdering pervert.
262
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,163
Wow. Okay.
Yeah, uh, I'll just wait for your signal.
263
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,845
(chuckles)
264
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,207
Whoa! Jesus!
265
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,006
You almost scared me.
266
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,244
Ash, they locked us up
because we know the truth!
267
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,290
And they're taking us out,
one by one.
268
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,850
All right.
269
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,044
I know what to do.
Follow my lead.
270
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,531
- (yells)
' (gasps)
271
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,290
(laughing)
272
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,286
(screaming)
273
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,562
Okay, you crazies,
express yourselves!
274
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,007
(all screaming, laughing)
275
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,481
Put it-- put it down!
276
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,922
- Stop!
- Ash: Pablo.
277
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,330
(groaning)
278
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,369
(grunts)
Son of a-- son of a-- don't--
279
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,931
Don't hit me anymore.
280
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,605
Don't do it...
281
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,525
Wakey-wakey,
hands off your snaky!
282
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,521
Oh, I'm-I'm not. I just...
283
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,647
(gasps) Ash!
284
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,406
You're going to get us in big trouble.
What are you doing?
285
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,611
I'm busting out of here,
that's what I'm doing.
286
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,007
Now, listen,
you mind your P's and Q's,
287
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,810
I'll see to it
that you're taken care of.
288
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,007
Keep talking.
289
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,162
Uh, how about a Lil' Lori Doll
290
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,448
you can put
your puppet privates into, huh?
291
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,165
I like where your head's at.
292
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,721
Almost as much as I like
where your nub's at.
293
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,644
- Hoo.
- That's disgusting.
294
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,327
But you know I can't be mad, 'cause
that's exactly what I would of said.
295
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,084
(laughter)
296
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,961
Huh? Yeah.
297
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,160
Uh-huh. Oh.
298
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,809
(humming)
299
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,685
(beeps, unlocks)
300
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,330
What the Fraggle Rock
is that thing?
301
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,084
It's a long story.
Come on, we got to split.
302
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,890
You're not even
going to introduce us?
303
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,691
Come on, throw a dog a bone.
I mean, look at her.
304
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,366
- She's filthy.
- And fine. Yeah, I know.
305
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,851
(whispers)
What? What's fine?
306
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,968
- That tiny behind, sister.
- Hey, shut up!
307
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,122
You shut the fuck up!
308
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,929
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey!
309
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,770
Focus up.
310
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,202
(whispers)
Okay, I'll distract him.
311
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,805
You get the door, okay?
312
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,403
(pill skittering)
313
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,562
Somebody there?
314
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,242
(pills skittering)
315
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,846
- (Taser gun zaps)
- Who's there?
316
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,762
(beeps)
317
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,364
(beeps)
318
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,004
Kelly: Let's go!
What's taking so long?
319
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,124
- Stupid thing is busted!
- (alarm blaring)
320
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,005
Oh, dip, people are
definitely gonna to hear that.
321
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,167
No. I gotta get out!
322
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,403
- (Kelly grunts)
- (Pablo groans)
323
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,442
Kelly, what the hell did you do?!
324
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,971
He was a demon.
325
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,327
I had to kill him
before he killed us.
326
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,568
He's not a demon.
That's Pablo!
327
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,041
He was my friend!
He was your friend, too!
328
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,010
His name wasn't Pablo.
It was Reg.
329
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,650
Just like my name isn't Kelly.
330
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,485
It's Amanda, you wack job!
331
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,166
Wait a second.
This isn't right.
332
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,324
- Who's Reg?!
- Reg was a demon.
333
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,811
A dragon demon.
334
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,561
So I had to slay him,
just like we talked about, remember?
335
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,041
No! No!
336
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,680
There's no dragons
in the Necronomicon!
337
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,327
There's a Kandarian demon that flies
around and makes-makes Deadites!
338
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,006
Okay, right, so what, they-they
can't survive in sunlight?
339
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,322
- Those are vampires!
- Don't you mean Bloodites?
340
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,165
Oh, wait, there was that one time
that the sunlight did work.
341
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,483
Oh, listen to yourself!
You're fucking nuts!
342
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,564
Look who's talking to who!
You thought Pablo was a dragon!
343
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,769
His name was Reg!
344
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,481
- (grunting)
- Stop it. Stop it, Looney Tune.
345
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,691
Reg! Reg!
346
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,568
What the hell?
347
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,643
Oh, Jesus Christ!
348
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,206
Oh...
349
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,886
(gasps)
It wasn't me.
350
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,883
I didn't do this!
351
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,520
Yes, you did.
352
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,523
You're a murderer.
(echoes)
353
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,044
No!
354
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,488
- No! No! No!
- (Taser guns Zapping)
355
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,642
(screaming)
356
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,722
(screaming on TV)
357
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,562
(banging, splattering on TV)
358
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,842
(static crackling)
359
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,724
Dr. Peacock: I'm truly sorry
to make you watch this, Ash.
360
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,764
I simply can't find any other way
361
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,161
to impress upon you
how increasingly violent
362
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,244
and unstable
your behavior has become.
363
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,209
That's not me.
364
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,810
I'm afraid it is, Ash.
365
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,325
- (Ash grunting)
- (Amanda screaming)
366
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,966
Dr. Peacock:
As I'm afraid I've failed you.
367
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,088
I'm transferring you
to another facility.
368
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,724
One that's better equipped to deal
with patients like you.
369
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,442
I'm sorry to say that
their treatment methods are...
370
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,568
less progressive than mine.
371
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,281
- Barbaric even.
- That's not me.
372
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,330
(Dr. Peacock sighs)
Very well.
373
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,602
I've arranged a visitor for you.
374
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,643
A farewell.
375
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,529
(grunting on TV continues)
376
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,123
Linda: Ash?
377
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,610
Oh, my God.
378
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,849
What've they done to you?
379
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,448
(footsteps)
380
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,562
It's me.
381
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,404
Linda.
382
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,242
You're not real.
383
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,561
You're in my imagination.
384
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,164
You're still here?
385
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,642
Yes, it's me.
386
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,882
Linda, Ash.
387
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,565
Linda B.
388
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:54,169
I've been visiting you here
for the last 30 years.
389
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,403
30 years?
390
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,410
- I think I'm losing my mind.
- No...
391
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,369
(grunts)
392
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,881
(tires squeal)
393
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,685
I'm sorry, Linda.
394
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,166
I have to go away for a long time.
395
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,084
I don't think
I'll ever see you again.
396
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,645
Why, Ash?
397
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,162
Because now I understand.
398
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,243
(screaming, banging on TV)
399
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,846
That's me.
400
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,447
' (door opens)
- (footsteps approaching)
401
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,567
You ready to go, Ash?
402
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,046
Ash?
403
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,125
I did it.
404
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,521
What's that, Ash?
What'd you do?
405
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,804
I did it all.
406
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,006
I murdered my friends
at that cabin.
407
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,408
I murdered my sister, Cheryl.
408
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,568
The patient, the orderly.
409
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,930
I did it all.
410
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,804
That's good, Ash.
411
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,970
Very good.
412
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,721
You know what you have to do now,
though, don't you?
413
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,527
No. I don't.
414
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,331
- You need to listen to me.
- I will.
415
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,484
Shh.
No more talking.
416
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,325
You're mine now.
417
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,847
First, you have to destroy
this delusion.
418
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,241
You must destroy
the Necronomicon.
419
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,004
- Can you do that, Ash?
- Yes.
420
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,688
- Say it.
- I must destroy the book.
421
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,162
- Again!
- I must destroy
422
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,010
the Necronomicon!
423
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,884
Go ahead, Ash.
424
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,128
(chains clink)
425
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,487
Do it.
426
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,804
(growling)
427
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,884
Pablo's voice: Jefe?
428
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,931
♪ Pull the string
and I'll wink at you ♪
429
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,048
I I'm your puppet ♪
430
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:22,044
♪ I'll do funny things
if you want me to ♪
431
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,969
I I'm your puppet ♪
432
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,123
♪ Mm, I'm yours I
433
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,045
I To have and to hold ♪
434
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:38,005
I Darling, you've got full control I
435
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,083
♪ Of your puppet I
436
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,325
♪ Pull another string
and I'll kiss your lips ♪
437
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,721
I I'm your puppet ♪
438
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,163
I Love you and kiss you ♪
439
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,921
♪ And I'll pick you up ♪
440
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,923
IOh ♪
441
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,685
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