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Oh, God! Oh, God!
I'm in the butt!
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But I don't see the book.
Where is it?
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It's locked up in the Delta,
safe and sound.
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I cannot believe you guys
jacked this from Ashy Slashy.
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Are you insane?
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"Misartra."
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- (screams)
- What the fuck was that?!
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- Ah!
' st°n it!
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What is your genius plan
for getting the book back?
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And throw one of
our epic parties tonight.
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The kids who stole your car
will show up.
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Ruby: We might not be able
to find the book,
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but we can go after the ones
who are searching for it.
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- (distorted) Mama.
- Then let's go kill your kids.
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Ash: What the rice and beans
is he doing here?
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- (growling)
- Ah! Help!
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Believe it or not Dad,
this is my day job.
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(screams)
Ashy Slashy's going to kill us all!
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Hey, relax!
Everything's fine!
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Brock: My son is a hero.
You hear me? He's a hero!
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- You really mean that, Dad?
- I was wrong.
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(horn honks)
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Ah, Dad.
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You can't be dead now.
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Not after everything
we've been through,
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with all the bitterness
and the hatred and...
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and now we finally made peace
with each other.
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I'm so sorry, Jefe.
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You're right, it's not fair.
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Fate is a cruel mistress, Pablo.
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Everyone I've ever loved
has been taken from me.
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Next time it's going to be you
or Kelly or Eli or...
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Well, no, that's pretty much it,
but one of you three.
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- No doubt about it.
- Don't worry.
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I'm done letting fate choose for me.
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From now on, I'm grabbing
the bull by the horns, Jefe.
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Won't make a pube hair
of difference, Pablo.
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My advice, think of your life
as a good time, not a long time.
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- No, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Well, Pop,
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I guess it's time
to ride the pale horse
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up to the discount
hardware store in the sky.
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Pablo, you don't see another eyeball
around here, do you?
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No.
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- (car rumbling)
- But I think your plan worked.
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- (brakes squeal)
- ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
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- Those punks are gonna pay.
- I got this.
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Bull by the horns, Jefe!
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Pablo!
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(engine revving)
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- (muffled screaming)
- (rock music playing on car stereo)
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- No, it's not me! I swear to God!
- What the fuck is going--
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- (yelling, grunting)
- (screaming)
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Get out of there!
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Ash!
The Delta, it's possessed!
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- (screaming continues)
- (engine revving)
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Possessed?
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No, no. no, no, no.
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Come on, baby, not you.
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I ...feel the noise ♪
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- ♪ Girls, rock your boys ♪
- What are you doing?
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- ♪ We get wild, wild... ♪
- No.
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Back off! Not you.
Come on! Not the classic.
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- (tires screeching)
- You can't be possessed!
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- ♪ Come on, feel the noise ♪
- Not you!
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- ♪ Girls, rock your boys ♪
- No!
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- No! No.
- ♪ We get wild, wild, wild ♪
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(music playing)
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(cat screeching)
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- Hey, Chet!
' Hey, man!
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- Hey, how you doing, buddy')
- Uh, yeah!
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Hey, listen, uh, I got to borrow
your wheels, is that cool?
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Mm. Absolutely.
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(slurred) As long as we're going
down "Mammary Lane."
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Oh, sure.
We can reminisce later.
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No, Mammary Lane?
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The titty bar!
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- Oh, Mammary Lane!
- Remember?
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- Yeah!
- Sure, yeah, they got great lighting.
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Man, I love having you
back in town!
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Right. Hey, let's get going.
What do you say?
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Yeah, okay.
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And, oh, oh, shit.
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That's not the... Oh, here.
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I got-- No.
Yeah, that's it.
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- That's the...
- Try that one.
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Okay, come on. Shit.
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- Oh!
- Hey, you know what?
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Chet, I got a great idea.
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If I drive, you can keep pounding
brewskies the whole time.
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- I can stay hydrated!
- Exactly.
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- Great idea.
- Yes! Okay!
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- Okay, go that way.
- Okay.
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- Here we go.
- Yeah.
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- (Chet grunts)
- (engine revving)
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♪ Take off,
it's a beauty way to go ♪
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♪ Take off,
to the Great White North I
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♪ Take off,
it's a beauty way to go... ♪
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We're going to die here.
This car's going to kill us.
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- (tires screeching)
- (both gasping)
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(both grunting)
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- (grunting)
- There's no use!
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There's no controlling it!
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Hey, uh, I'm Pablo.
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- Uh, what's your name?
- Lacey!
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Listen, we're-we're going to
figure all of this out.
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- (tires screeching)
- Why is this happening to me?!
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Yeah, welcome to my world.
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(tires screech)
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Crushed it!
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Huh?
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Dude, there's a chainsaw
in my backseat.
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Yeah, that's mine.
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What's it for?
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Um... ice sculpture?
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Oh.
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And the shotgun?
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Uh, that's mine, too.
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What's that for?
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In case they don't pay
for the ice sculpture.
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- Oh.
- Huh?
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Yeah.
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Wait. Oh, dude. No.
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You passed it, man.
Mammary's is the other way!
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Uh, no, no, no.
Chet, uh, hey.
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I just remembered that, uh,
they had to close Mammary Lane down.
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- Huh?
- Yeah, asbestos in the poles.
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Chicks were getting, uh,
rashes on their hoochie-ma-kooters.
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But, hey, don't sweat it.
I got another place.
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Hey, Chet, uh, keep your eye out
for the Delta, can you?
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- Yeah.
- On our way there?
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Yeah.
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Where are the guns at?
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Impressive.
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Kelly: We weren't intending
to stockpile an arsenal,
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but you know what they say,
"When in Jacksonville"...
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We got to move.
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In the time we've wasted,
my spawn could have found the book.
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And if they've already raised Baal...
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- (sighs)
- What?
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Every time
you talk about this "Baal,"
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you trail off,
which is really annoying by the way,
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but it makes me think
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that you're hiding something.
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I'm not hiding anything.
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It's just...
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Baal has a power over me.
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And not just me, everyone.
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Yeah, he's a demon.
That makes sense.
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He's not a typical demon.
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Baal doesn't use brute force,
he breeds paranoia.
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He-he gets into people's psyches,
turning them against each other,
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until they annihilate themselves.
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(clicks tongue)
Well, you sure can pick 'em.
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I didn't pick him,
that's the point.
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He is seductive
and he's manipulative.
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You just can't resist him.
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And I'm afraid that if we do not get to
my spawn before they raise Baal,
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I will not have the strength
to fight him.
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No.
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You just think that way
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'cause you've been fighting alone
for thousands of years.
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But now you got me, okay?
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I promise I will help you
kill your spawn.
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Just tell me what we need to do.
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- Oh, my God, no!
- (Pablo grunting)
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(evil laughter)
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- What the fuck is that?!
- No way.
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You?!
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Shit!
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(whimpering)
Please make it stop!
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- Please make it stop!
- You okay?
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Forget her, Pablo!
This is about you and me!
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(whispers)
What the hell is that thing?
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It's just a stupid book
that talks and does evil things.
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- (yells)
- Pablo!
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- (screams)
- Oh, shit!
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Book:
Tell her the truth!
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Tell her our destinies
are intertwined.
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That we're bound by
the most powerful force imaginable.
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Embrace the truth, Pablo!
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Look at yourself!
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- (gasps)
- Lacey: Pablo, look out!
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- (horn honking)
- Pablo!
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- (tires screeching)
- (glass shattering)
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(gasping)
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(yelling)
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(metal scraping)
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Shit!
(groaning)
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- Pablo!
- Ash!
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I, uh, need you.
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- Whoa, whoa.
- I'm scared.
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_ I got YOu , b - No! uddy"
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(groaning) Shit!
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(panting)
Jefe...
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Okay, I'm going to pull it out!
Let's go for it.
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Okay-
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You ready? Hang on now.
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- (groans, screams)
- Okay, okay!
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- Can't help... not that way.
- That's not going to work.
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- Okay, hold on.
- (Pablo groaning)
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(screaming)
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- (panting, screams)
- Don't worry.
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It's okay.
We got it worked out.
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All right?
We're going to take care of this.
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What you need is some sleep.
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You need to rest right over here
in the trunk.
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It's really nice in there.
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- So, Pablo...
- Why in the trunk, Jefe?
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- Because we have to.
- No.
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I want you to trust me on this.
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There we go.
Just get in the trunk.
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Ah! No, no!
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- Jefe! No! Please!
- You want to be free of that book?
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Then you get in the goddamn trunk!
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(gasping)
Okay.
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I'm sorry, Jefe. Please!
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- See you on the other side, amigo.
- No!
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Lacey: Pablo? Hey!
Pablo, get up!
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What are you doing?
Get up!
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Somebody's following us.
Someone is following us.
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- Chet, there it is! The Delta.
- Huh?
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(engine revving)
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- Chet, sit back.
- What's that for?
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Oh!
Sweet monkey Jesus, Ash!
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- What's your problem?!
- Take the wheel.
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- How do you think I feel?
- Take the wheel!
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I'm going to take the wheel!
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- Chet, take the gun!
- Okay, yeah.
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L 90f you!
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(yells) No!
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Give me the gun!
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Lacey:
He's going to shoot again!
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- Whoa.
- (both grunt)
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Shit!
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- (brakes screech)
- Whoa.
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- What are you doing?!
- What are you doing?!
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All right, Chet,
I got to come clean.
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We're-we're not going
to a titty bar.
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But...
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then...
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Where?
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- You want to know?
- Yes.
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Okay, I'll give you
the abridged version.
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- Good.
- There's an evil book.
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00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,207
It possessed my car,
then it killed my dad.
247
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,930
There's little demons
who want the book.
248
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,162
I can't let them get that book,
'cause if they do,
249
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,527
they'll use the book
to summon a bigger demon.
250
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,286
That's the whole story.
251
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,529
Okay, man. Come on.
252
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,722
Let's kill us some demons!
Yeah!
253
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,609
No. Sorry, Chet.
254
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,046
This is the end of the road for you.
255
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,929
What? No, man.
256
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,731
Come on, we're in it together
till the wheels fall off, remember?
257
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,882
There's some things
a man has to do alone.
258
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,168
(sighs)
Like what?
259
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,964
Like drinking in the morning.
260
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,043
Like putting antifungal
ointment on your...
261
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,720
- Balls.
- Yeah. You understand me, Chet.
262
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,882
That's why you know
I got to do this alone.
263
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,890
I just got to get to the old Smash 'Em Up,
take care of business,
264
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,445
and I'll catch you on the flip-flop.
265
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,921
Wait a minute.
The Smash 'Em Up derby.
266
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,286
Oh, I get it now!
267
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,841
Yes, because it was there,
in the Delta,
268
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,401
where I first boned
Lillian Pendergrass.
269
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,483
Oh, see, 'cause I thought
it was because
270
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,125
that's where your dad got the Delta,
271
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,681
and then the Delta came back to
run him over as sort of a "cry for help,"
272
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:56,162
and then it went back to the place where
your dad originally got it, you know.
273
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,527
I guess it just jived with
the whole cathartic symmetry of that.
274
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,081
Sort of a circle of life
kind of a thing.
275
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,686
Yeah, Chet,
that could work, too.
276
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,285
Either way,
I think the car's going there.
277
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,930
- Can you drop me?
- Shit, yes, brother.
278
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,368
Bless your soul, Chet,
you drunk driving angel.
279
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,682
(both grunting)
280
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,922
(both howling)
281
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,851
♪ It's a beauty way to go,
take off... ♪
282
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,122
- Step on it, Chet!
- Let's go!
283
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,169
I Take off, it's a... ♪
284
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,522
(pipes rattling)
285
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,328
(steam hisses)
286
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,242
It smells like Ash's trailer.
287
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,486
My children have been
nesting in here.
288
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,642
Stop calling them that.
289
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,928
They're not your children anymore.
290
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,483
Ruby:
I can feel them.
291
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,486
(growls)
292
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,603
(sniffs)
Nope.
293
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,205
Synthetic.
294
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,051
From some cheap,
imported rice burner.
295
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,763
Pennzoil Platinum.
296
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,928
HeHo,baby.
297
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,003
Little overdue for a valve job.
298
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,162
But you're close.
299
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,568
(pipes rattling)
300
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,521
- (banging)
- (Kelly yells)
301
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,090
(faint growling)
302
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,440
So fucking dark in here.
303
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,810
They could be anywhere.
304
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,324
- (grams)
' (gasps)
305
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,562
' Kelly!
' Ah!
306
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,329
Get out of the way!
307
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,209
(both screaming)
308
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,689
(Ash yells)
309
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,121
Ah, shit!
310
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,649
_ Ash!
- (grunting)
311
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,850
(yelling)
312
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,009
- (yells)
' (Qrowls)
313
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,442
(spawn growling, groaning)
314
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,529
(distorted) Mama.
315
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,648
- (evil laughter)
- Shit!
316
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,246
- 0h, my God! 0h, my God!
- (engine revving)
317
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,563
- (Pablo and Lacey screaming)
- (Delta rumbling, engine stops)
318
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,330
Doors. Check your door!
319
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,165
- It's open!
- All right.
320
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,924
- Come on.
- Pablo!
321
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,326
- (yells)
' (gasps)
322
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,723
Pablo! Pablo!
323
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,602
Whoa!
324
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,930
- Get off me! Go!
- I'll get help!
325
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,690
Wait!
Pablo, you can't do this!
326
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,968
There is another way.
327
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,124
Cast me back to the dimension
from which I came,
328
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,129
and you get to live!
329
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,166
- What the hell is that?
- My word.
330
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,926
Good girl.
(yelling)
331
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,685
- Brock: All in the ass, son.
- That you, Pop?! Whoa!
332
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,002
Got to clench those cheeks
together, nice and tight.
333
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,161
You want me to, what?!
334
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,846
Get them so hard you could
crack a walnut on them.
335
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,162
Okay!
(Yelling)
336
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,371
I'm doing it!
I'm hard, Dad!
337
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,921
I'm hard!
(yelling)
338
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,804
I gave you life,
I can take it away.
339
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,643
(spawn gurgling)
340
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,041
For what it's worth...
341
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,929
I'm proud of you.
342
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,166
- Ruby!
' KEHY, the dagger!
343
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,641
No!
344
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,802
(gasping)
Kelly! The dagger!
345
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,843
I sot it!
346
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,205
(yelling)
347
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,210
Hang on, Pablo!
348
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,722
Okay, what do I have to do?
349
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,281
Speak the word.
350
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,249
(Ash yelling)
Come on, baby!
351
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,607
Don't make me do this!
352
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,801
Pablo!
353
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,765
(tires screeching)
354
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,127
No. Damn you to hell!
355
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,760
- "Amagi."
- (chainsaw buzzing)
356
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,845
- (Delta roaring)
- Oh!
357
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,720
- (panting)
' (engine stops)
358
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,323
(spawn gasping)
359
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,447
That was the last of them.
360
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,803
That was the last.
361
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,167
What the hell is this?
362
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,846
Uh, I don't know.
363
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,729
Jefe, this is it!
364
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,611
This is how we cast
the book to hell.
365
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,410
Well, at this point, I mean,
could things get any worse?
366
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,961
Knock yourself out.
367
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,885
(Necronomicon roaring)
368
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,004
- (gasps)
- What?
369
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,322
Ruby, what's wrong?
370
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,562
The Necronomicon...
371
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,285
it's gone.
372
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,728
We got to move.
(grunts)
373
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,770
Okay, looks like it worked.
374
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,410
That's good enough for me.
375
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,523
(laughter)
376
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,925
- (slam echos)
- Come on, Ash.
377
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,048
Let's go home.
378
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,447
Uh, at least we don't
have to tow it anywhere.
379
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,080
This is good
a final resting place as any.
380
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,964
Hey, you wash out
your filthy mouth!
381
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,767
I'm not going to get rid of that beautiful
beast just because of a few dings.
382
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,288
Uh, Jefe, it was possessed,
killed a bunch of kids,
383
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,523
- and its trunk was a portal to hell.
- Nothing a lube job wouldn't fix.
384
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,126
Urn, have you seen the hood?
385
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,328
You drove your chainsaw
right into its heart.
386
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,527
I can buff that out.
387
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,644
Pablo don't worry, before you know it,
she'll be as good as new.
388
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,169
(roars)
389
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,846
♪ Come on, feel the noise I
390
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,209
♪ Girls, rock your boys ♪
391
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:13,084
♪ We get wild, wild, wild ♪
392
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,642
♪ So come on, feel the noise I
393
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,162
♪ Girls, rock your boys ♪
394
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,563
♪ We get wild, wild, wild ♪
395
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,609
I And you know ♪
396
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,843
A' Yeah a'
397
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,526
I So you think we have a lazy time ♪
398
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,001
I Well, you should know better I
399
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,249
♪ And I don't know why ♪
400
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,370
I I just don't know why ♪
401
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,605
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