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NARRATOR: When chimpanzees mate,
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their orgasms sound
remarkably like human orgasms.
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Hear for yourself.
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Okay.
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- Move it!
- We're taking over.
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♪♪
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But the chimpanzees' orgasms...
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Sound just like humans. Everybody knows!
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This is "Langley Dollar Listings"!
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And it's filmed here.
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In Langley Heights, to be exact.
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Very exclusive.
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You would never be allowed
up there, Steve.
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Here are the realtors!
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Trad. Lame.
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Clephanie. Lamer.
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Vebastian. Nice guy, horrible realtor.
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- Trashelle...
- Trashelle...
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Who's she?
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She's hands-down the best realtor.
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She has the coolest car...
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Ghost black Range Rover.
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- ...the biggest heels...
- 10-inchers.
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...and the hottest boyfriend.
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Tristan, a 19-year-old yoga model
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who's converting to Christianity for her
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even though he's never heard of it.
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She's what I would be
if I were a TV realtor.
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Tough, smart, a stone-cold closer.
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But the reason she's the best is because
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she's like me, dramatic!
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No, she's the best
because she's so smart.
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She always gets the right
buyers through the door.
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Nuh-unh. It's the drama!
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You're so stupid,
you remind me of Clephanie.
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I remind you of a bad bitch
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that drives a tricked-out Kia Sonata?
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[CHUCKLES] Keep trying to insult me.
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You're doing great.
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Hyundai makes the Sonata.
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Kia makes the Sorento.
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FRANCINE AND ROGER: Shut up,
Steve, you're such a Vebastian!
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪♪
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Hey, Geric, what's up?
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That's Geric.
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He runs the agency and
gives out all the listings.
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Oh, Trashelle, I've got some big news!
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I'm giving you the biggest listing
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in "Langley Dollar Listings" history...
Chateau Langley!
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Oh, my God!
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Chateau Langley is a 24-bedroom castle
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that overlooks the
amazing Langley ravine
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and hasn't been on the
market in 780 years.
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STEVE: That's, like, before Columbus...
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Shut up!
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- I'm gonna go.
- Get out of here!
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Gahhh! Steve's terrible at watching TV.
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Aquarium trip!
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I'm only paying for
the first three people!
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Did I make it?
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Barely. What's that?
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Fancy pour-over coffees I made for us.
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Sorry, Jeff, I'm not interested.
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Because it was made by you.
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I understand.
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I'll buy that cup of coffee off ya.
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I was on my way to the coffee shop!
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Mmm, wow, this is amazing coffee!
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- How much?
- One money.
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Here you go!
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I would've paid way more.
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There. You got a little dollar, Jeff.
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- Happy?
- No!
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I'm gonna get a lot of little dollars!
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'Cause I'm gonna start selling my coffee
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to people walking by
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on their way to the
coffee shop right now!
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Instead of going to the aquarium?
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Yes. 'Cause that's how serious I am.
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I'm willing to give up laughing
at the sea otters for this.
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Sorry, laughing with the sea otters.
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Did we make the aquarium cut?
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Nobody's going to the aquarium.
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I guess we're doing a
coffee shop this week.
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Oh, no!
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I got all dolled up to
ask out that hot octopus.
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You saw her on the news!
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She picked two of the
last seven presidents.
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♪♪
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As everyone knows,
I recently gave Trashelle
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the Chateau Langley listing.
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TOGETHER: Boo!
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But as everyone doesn't know,
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Trashelle has gone missing!
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[ALL GASP]
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[BOTH GASP]
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♪♪
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Alright, gang, the posters have been up
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for a solid couple hours.
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It is time to for us to accept
Trashelle is not coming back.
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So let's all consider her dead.
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That's why we're turning to you,
loyal viewer!
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Instead of seeking a new agent
through professional avenues,
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we're asking our viewers to audition!
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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♪♪
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I'm Memphis Stormfront,
and look at all these idiots
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standing in line,
praying to be the newest realtor
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on the smash-hit show,
"Langley Dollar Listings."
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482... Stormfront!
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So long, loyal viewers.
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I can finally admit I've
always hated weather.
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Even though I've been a realtor before,
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I stayed up watching all
the Trashelle episodes
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so I could sound smart like her.
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P.A.: 483... Francine!
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- Francine, that's you.
- Right!
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I was so focused on being smart
I forgot my name for a second.
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I know how to get the right
buyers through the door.
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- And how is that?
- I actually... don't know.
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I was just saying that.
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No, that's fine.
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The attitude is right.
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Can you tell me what these images are?
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Door, window, for-sale sign.
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Thank you.
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Send the next one in.
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I'm Shebecca Escrow,
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and I'll do anything to sell a house.
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I'll have sex with all the clients.
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I'll have sex with all the buyers.
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And I'll have sex with all of you.
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Hmm.
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♪♪
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I had so much fun
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make-believing I was a TV realtor today.
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And now to eat at the same salad bucket
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the realtors on the show eat at.
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A lot of people don't like salads
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'cause they're not filling enough.
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That's why I always
order mine all-garbanzo.
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This bad boy's about 30 pounds.
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Should keep me going
right into nap time.
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Gotta be honest,
pretty sure I got the job today.
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I had sex with Geric
and the other judge.
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And then to make sure the job was mine,
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I also had sex with the cameraman
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and the door handle on the way out.
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[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
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Hello?
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Yes!
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Great!
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That was Geric.
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I got the job!
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They said they loved my personality
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and I was the only person
to properly identify
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the images of the door,
window, and the for-sale sign.
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Window. Ahhh!
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There's your [BLEEP] window!
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Ahhh!
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I'm the new agent, Francine.
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I'm like a lemur monkey...
mostly business,
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but I will throw my own
shit at you if I have to.
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My first listing is a Danish modern
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owned by a super-rich pet dentist.
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So nice to meet you!
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Guunther, my property manager,
says you are the best!
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The most important thing is the home
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is made entirely of
ancient Danish alderwood
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and must be kept at precisely
64.2% humidity at all times
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thus... the air-lock
pressurization chamber.
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There are many rules about
who can enter the home
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which unfortunately I
cannot go over with you now.
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Grumpy cat has a cavity,
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and I must fly to Milan at once.
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Isn't Grumpy cat dead?
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Okay, fine.
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It's Grumpy cat's mistress.
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Now you know everything!
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I trust Mr. Umlaut filled you in
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on the home's unique attributes.
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- Roger?
- Guunther is the name.
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Yes, "Guunther."
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Why don't you show me the house?
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Before I show you the house,
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you must learn the rules of entry.
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Oh this one's important...
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"No shoes, no shirts, no problems."
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That's three separate rules.
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Shoes scuff the floor.
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Cotton shirts steal moisture.
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And leave your problems at the door,
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because this home does not
respond well to negative energy.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Geric, I'm having real problems
selling that Danish house.
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- GERIC: Love it!
- What?
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No, the business manager, Guunther,
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is making it impossible
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to even get buyers into the house.
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Which makes for great television!
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I didn't become the fourth
richest man in Langley
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by selling houses.
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I made my fortune being a TV star.
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That's where I know you from!
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Look, you just keep fighting
with cinnamon-bun-hair,
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and I'll give you a second listing.
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It's a sick mid-century
bachelor pad that...
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Another listing, eh?
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And she wasn't even gonna tell me, eh?
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When did I start saying "eh"
so much, eh?
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[BURPS]
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[SNIFFS]
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How many tuna sandwiches
did I have today, eh?
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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Look at this fool, man.
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It takes him forever to make a coffee.
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Psh. You know you and I could
streamline his operation
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and double profits in a second.
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Move it into the...
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Garage, train a couple more people,
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- change the ordering system...
- Stop.
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You had me at "Jeff,
you have no say in this."
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♪♪
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I have an amazing new listing.
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A mid-century bachelor pad
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perfect for a rich bachelor
or a rich barren couple.
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To pull in those desirable buyers,
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I'm gonna throw an extravagant
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'60s Martini party
with a bar in the back.
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♪♪
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Can I get a Martini?
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Just a sec, making a batch right now.
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And what '60s party would be complete
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without a little acid?
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As you can see,
indoor-outdoor living at its finest.
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What the hell?!
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[CROWD MUTTERING]
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♪♪
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Roger! You dosed all these people!
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I'm Jameson McSmirnoff,
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bartender for hire.
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Roger!
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MAN: Excuse me!
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I love this house.
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Like, I am in love with it.
261
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It has feelings and I have feelings
262
00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:57,432
and we have feelings for each other.
263
00:10:57,766 --> 00:10:59,684
I have to buy this house.
264
00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:01,411
I have the money.
265
00:11:01,436 --> 00:11:02,787
I'll pay you double.
266
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,080
Please!
267
00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:09,742
♪♪
268
00:11:09,744 --> 00:11:12,145
♪♪
269
00:11:12,147 --> 00:11:14,481
You got in at the right time, Stan.
270
00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:16,415
I don't know, Klaus,
all that new equipment
271
00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:17,484
kinda set me back.
272
00:11:17,486 --> 00:11:20,153
Now's the time to turn the profit.
273
00:11:20,155 --> 00:11:21,723
You gotta cut costs.
274
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,556
Get cheaper beans.
275
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,310
And I know the place.
276
00:11:25,494 --> 00:11:27,694
I got some boys down in B-town
277
00:11:27,696 --> 00:11:29,628
that said they can get me a deal.
278
00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:32,165
Bogotá? Sounds legit. We're in.
279
00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,735
Cool. You gonna tell Jeff?
280
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,194
- No.
- Cool.
281
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,837
I'm feeling good.
282
00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:41,174
Not only did I sell the
mid-century bachelor pad,
283
00:11:41,176 --> 00:11:44,711
but I also think I have a
buyer for the Danish house.
284
00:11:45,646 --> 00:11:46,998
I thought you had a buyer.
285
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,917
I do. He's right here.
286
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,209
On my phone.
287
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,210
Oh.
288
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,238
Then I guess you can bring him in.
289
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,532
Wait! Does he have proof of funds?
290
00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:59,213
Not only do I have the
money but I have the funny!
291
00:11:59,528 --> 00:12:00,411
[ HORN HONKS]
292
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,348
Is that the CEO of Octadual?
293
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,934
He's funnier than I remember.
294
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:11,064
♪♪
295
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,982
GERIC: Oh, Francine!
296
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,608
Just heard you sold
that humid Danish house
297
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,029
and cinnamon bun was pissed!
298
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,948
Hey, I'm a closer.
299
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,415
That's why I'm giving
you the dream listing,
300
00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:24,551
Chateau Langley!
301
00:12:24,553 --> 00:12:26,018
Thank you, Geric!
302
00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:29,165
I promise to make you
and Trashelle proud.
303
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,042
Oh, yeah, Trashelle,
304
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,492
my missing and presumed dead employee!
305
00:12:33,494 --> 00:12:34,894
[LAUGHS]
306
00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:46,074
Congratulations on your new listing,
Francine.
307
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,774
How did you know I was here?
308
00:12:47,776 --> 00:12:50,228
Oh, I'm just following
you 24/7 at this point.
309
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,022
- But I came to apologize.
- Really?
310
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,582
Yes. I shouldn't have interfered.
311
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,444
If I had just let you do real estate
312
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,820
your dumb, boring way,
313
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,655
you would have ruined
the show and been fired.
314
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,782
I knew you weren't sorry!
315
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,724
I was supposed to be the
one that got the spot!
316
00:13:04,726 --> 00:13:06,619
I was the one that
went to the open house
317
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,527
and hid in a spice
rack until it was over
318
00:13:08,529 --> 00:13:10,289
and pushed Trashelle into the ravine.
319
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,599
- Roger!
- Quit the show, Francine.
320
00:13:12,601 --> 00:13:17,255
Or I will make every day of
your real-estate life hell.
321
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,272
I'll treat you fine at home, but...
322
00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:21,007
- Oh, God!
- Aah!
323
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,635
Roger! Help!
324
00:13:22,744 --> 00:13:23,953
Aah!
325
00:13:24,495 --> 00:13:25,763
Francine!
326
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,749
I hope she's okay.
327
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:30,483
Here's some cornnuts!
328
00:13:30,485 --> 00:13:31,978
I'll come get you in a couple months
329
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,338
when I get bored of this.
330
00:13:33,955 --> 00:13:34,856
I'm hungry.
331
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,050
Thank God I tied a
string to those cornnuts.
332
00:13:40,288 --> 00:13:41,471
Hey! Let go!
333
00:13:43,097 --> 00:13:44,015
Aaah!
334
00:13:45,189 --> 00:13:47,493
I've said it before,
and I'll say it again...
335
00:13:47,636 --> 00:13:50,229
Thank God I tied a
string to these cornnuts!
336
00:13:51,374 --> 00:13:54,509
♪♪
337
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,780
Good, you're up.
338
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:00,506
Trashelle?
339
00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:03,450
A fan. And you are?
340
00:14:03,452 --> 00:14:04,635
Francine.
341
00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:08,306
I actually took your spot on
the show after you disappeared.
342
00:14:08,457 --> 00:14:10,725
And I know the person
that pushed you down here.
343
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,477
That little goblin woman?
344
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,813
Yes. I'm so sorry you're down here.
345
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,064
Don't be! Getting pushed in the ravine
346
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,800
was the best thing that's
ever happened to me.
347
00:14:20,802 --> 00:14:22,528
Don't you miss real estate?
348
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,006
Oh, I'm still in real estate.
349
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,408
I'm selling trees like crazy out here.
350
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,676
I just helped a growing squirrel family
351
00:14:29,678 --> 00:14:32,371
buy their first oak this morning.
352
00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:34,418
Makes it all worth it.
353
00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:36,615
How do squirrels buy things?
354
00:14:36,617 --> 00:14:39,645
It's a pretty complicated
currency system
355
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,198
based on the disputed
weight of an average acorn.
356
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:47,512
Trashelle,
you have a big bump on your head.
357
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,805
I do? Where?
358
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,297
Alalalalalala.
359
00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:54,644
But, hey, you know what they say
about squirrel real estate...
360
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,395
It's nuts!
361
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,630
Oh, no.
362
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,902
Alright, Langley Listings real estate,
363
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,195
major announcement!
364
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,613
Hey, where's Geric?
365
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,115
Why isn't he our boss anymore?
366
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,200
Shut up, Trad! I run the show now!
367
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,168
Everyone needs to stop fixating
on Geric and his whereabouts
368
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:14,330
and start focusing on
tomorrow's big event...
369
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,124
Tristan's baptism!
370
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,208
Where am I?
371
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,293
I got Trashelle's fiancé, Tristan,
372
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:23,089
and tomorrow he is gonna
convert to Christianity for me!
373
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,549
It'll be the biggest event
374
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,843
in "Langley Dollar Listings" history!
375
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,719
This is so weird.
376
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,471
Can I please go back to my condo?
377
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,643
If I don't show up on Thursday,
378
00:15:31,643 --> 00:15:33,683
my spin class will come looking for me.
379
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,309
No, Clephanie, you can't.
380
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,353
We're all gonna stay here
and hook up and fight
381
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,938
so we have a lot of drama tomorrow.
382
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,023
Vebastian, kiss Trad on the lips.
383
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,984
Uh, no!
384
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,819
[GASPS] Drama!
385
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,487
Are you getting my good side?
386
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,614
Trick question. I have two good sides.
387
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,433
It's my front that's the problem.
388
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:54,145
Well, better start climbing.
389
00:15:54,612 --> 00:15:55,438
Damn.
390
00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:56,939
Sure is steep.
391
00:15:57,732 --> 00:16:00,334
Oh that reminds me!
I have something for you.
392
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,444
Chonkers!
393
00:16:01,509 --> 00:16:02,487
[GASPS]
394
00:16:03,488 --> 00:16:05,798
Your famous 10-inch heels?!
395
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,185
They're super sharp and
will help you climb out.
396
00:16:08,187 --> 00:16:10,845
Plus they're pretty unwieldy out here.
397
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,763
I actually accidentally
killed a client of mine
398
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,082
backing up the other day.
399
00:16:14,327 --> 00:16:15,433
[SIGHS]
400
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,727
You sure you don't want
to go back with me?
401
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,395
No. No, I'm not.
402
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,799
Now go be the star of
"Langley Dollar Listings"!
403
00:16:23,091 --> 00:16:25,885
And tell Tristan I'll always love him.
404
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,596
Until his mid-20s!
405
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,542
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
406
00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:32,867
Whoo!
407
00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:34,619
I got to hand it to you Klaus,
408
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,245
with the Colombian beans you ordered,
409
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,496
we're moving a lot more cups.
410
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,751
Yeah, people like this coffee
a lot more than Jeff's.
411
00:16:40,753 --> 00:16:43,461
People are passionate about this coffee.
412
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,691
♪♪
413
00:16:46,693 --> 00:16:49,093
Yesterday a guy said
he'd blow me for a cup.
414
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,843
I'll do a lot more than that!
415
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,563
That was my opening offer!
416
00:16:52,565 --> 00:16:55,966
Cup of Joe for my hard-workin'
brethren at the DEA?
417
00:16:55,968 --> 00:16:57,141
We have reason to believe
418
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,893
cocaine has been coming into the country
419
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,729
through coffee shipments to this store,
420
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:05,900
and the coffee itself
may be coated in cocaine.
421
00:17:05,978 --> 00:17:07,735
- Ohhhh.
- Makes sense.
422
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,528
Shut it down!
423
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:16,567
♪♪
424
00:17:16,789 --> 00:17:22,793
♪♪
425
00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:24,694
JEFF: Can we still go to the aquarium?
426
00:17:25,486 --> 00:17:27,964
And now, by the powers vested in me
427
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,299
by tendollarreverend.com,
428
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,385
I baptize thee!
429
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,427
No, please.
430
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,929
Yoga's my religion!
431
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,555
But you'd convert for Trashelle.
432
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,808
I loved her!
433
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:39,834
I don't even know who you are!
434
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,413
Yay! You're Christian now!
435
00:17:42,415 --> 00:17:44,714
Stop this baptism at once!
436
00:17:45,017 --> 00:17:48,442
Hey, that's the lady we worked
with for a little while.
437
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,152
Francine, you're okay!
438
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,946
I came to take the show back.
439
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,490
Oh, look who's all empowered now.
440
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:58,536
Whoever captures her gets three
extra close-ups an episode!
441
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,565
You should be stopping her!
442
00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:03,749
She pushed Trashelle into
the bottom of the ravine
443
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,586
where she's still alive and well... ish.
444
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,574
- Praise Jesus!
- That's a lie!
445
00:18:09,576 --> 00:18:12,210
And even if it isn't,
she certainly has no proof.
446
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,359
Trashelle's heels!
447
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,784
[ALL GASP]
448
00:18:15,809 --> 00:18:17,221
I don't like this drama.
449
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,706
This is bad drama.
450
00:18:19,385 --> 00:18:21,286
- [ALARM RINGING]
- That's the state-of-the-art
451
00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:23,204
home security lockdown function!
452
00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:24,879
We gotta get out of here!
453
00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:27,148
GERIC: Help!
454
00:18:27,276 --> 00:18:28,676
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
455
00:18:28,678 --> 00:18:29,878
[SHUTTERS CLOSING]
456
00:18:32,313 --> 00:18:33,713
Oh, thank God!
457
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,482
It's like "The Descent" in here!
458
00:18:35,484 --> 00:18:36,949
I never saw that movie.
459
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,993
Yes, you did. We saw it together!
460
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,555
That was "Hostel"!
461
00:18:40,557 --> 00:18:43,681
No, we saw "Descent"
because we liked "Hostel."
462
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:44,540
You know what? Forget it.
463
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,083
Just promise me you'll quit the show
464
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:46,959
and I'll let you go.
465
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,195
Never! I think I know a way out.
466
00:18:51,234 --> 00:18:53,368
- Where are we?
- The east wing.
467
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:55,343
We just passed the dog gym.
468
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,839
That would be perfect
for my French bulldog.
469
00:18:57,841 --> 00:19:00,241
She's gotten too fat
for her wedding dress.
470
00:19:00,243 --> 00:19:02,243
- [SIZZLING]
- Ow, my feet!
471
00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:03,508
The floor is burning!
472
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,286
The whole house has heated floors!
473
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,937
He must've jacked them way up.
474
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:07,980
Come on!
475
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,051
♪♪
476
00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:10,983
Jump!
477
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,389
♪♪
478
00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:18,240
The home still has many of the
original medieval passages.
479
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:24,999
Gotta be honest, guys.
480
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:26,743
You found a room with no camera in it.
481
00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:28,312
Your feet burnin' off yet?
482
00:19:28,337 --> 00:19:29,819
You ready to give up?
483
00:19:33,142 --> 00:19:36,075
Francine, thank you for saving my life.
484
00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:38,027
And for selling this house.
485
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,881
You're welcome,
but I didn't sell the house.
486
00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:43,418
But you did, to me!
487
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:44,926
This place has everything
488
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,560
I've been looking for in a house.
489
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,490
That's why I started
"Langley Dollar Listings"
490
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,748
in the first place.
491
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,427
[CLAPPING]
492
00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:54,318
Only one problem.
493
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:57,613
You can't buy it, because you're
at the bottom of the ravine.
494
00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:59,166
[SCOFFS] No, I'm not...
495
00:19:59,168 --> 00:20:00,616
Ahhhhhh!
496
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,618
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
497
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,479
BOTH: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
498
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,333
Tristan saved my life.
499
00:20:09,712 --> 00:20:12,313
Did you let him out of the cage?
500
00:20:12,315 --> 00:20:13,279
No.
501
00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:17,295
It was me, Francine!
502
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,051
Good ol' Chonkers!
503
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,121
I always had a thing for you.
504
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:27,953
Alalalala.
505
00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:30,597
♪♪
506
00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:32,733
So, you guys got the show canceled?
507
00:20:32,735 --> 00:20:36,403
Yeah, and they replaced it
with some lame new show.
508
00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:43,185
- ♪♪
- _
509
00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:51,418
♪♪
510
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,354
Hey, I'm in this show.
511
00:20:53,356 --> 00:20:56,291
♪♪
512
00:20:56,293 --> 00:20:58,226
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
513
00:21:00,256 --> 00:21:01,996
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