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New stream! Viral Hit channel begins

You wanna throw down?

If I'm gonna get hit anyway, I might as well try it!

This is also known as, "Operation: The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early!"

Hobin will win this fight.

All right!

I really bought this 140,000-yen outfit.

Samesies!

This makes me feel like I'm Bomi's boyfriend.

Hobin, you're sweating so much!

Well played.

Munseong Kim.

Yeah, we're good friends.

Good friends? Me and him?

Viral Hit

Episode 4

Humiliation

What do I do now?

I answered too enthusiastically.

Munseong, right? Yeah, we're good friends.

I even called him by his first name to stress how close we are.

We're good friends?

Sorry, Bomi. We're actually not close at all.

You probably don't know this,

but we losers have an unwritten rule:

"Never pretend to be good friends with anyone."

I broke that rule to show off.

I just wanted to continue to shine brightly in your eyes.

What's wrong?

You're friends, right?

Now that I've broken the rule, I must be punished accordingly.

Goodbye, Bomi.

Sure, I guess. We're in the same class.

Huh? What's happening right now?

What a coincidence, right?

You think so?

We've never even talked.

Your name's, uh, Ho—

Hobin.

See? You don't even know my name.

Uh, you do NewTubu, right?

Y-Yeah, sort of.

Is he trying to be nice to me?

But the way he said we were friends...

Oh, hey, we're wearing the same outfit.

Yeah, Munseong. Samesies, right?

I hate that it made me really happy for an moment.

Question: Which pairing makes the better couple?

Question: Which pairing makes the better couple? (5 points)

Even a grade-school kid can solve this one.

Answer: I'm the third wheel

"I'm the third wheel."

Hey, where should we go next?

Hey, you two.

Sorry, but I'm gonna head off now. My ingrown toenail's hurting.

Huh? Ingrown?

If I stick around any longer, I'm gonna die of self-loathing.

Ouch.

Man, ouch. Damn toe.

I'm such an idiot.

Couldn't I have come up with a better lie?

He's leaving already?

That idiot!

Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol

Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol

Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol

Ingrown toenail lol

Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol

Ingrown toenail lol

Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol

Ingrown toenail lol

This is funnier than the fights lol

Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol

Ingrown toenail lol

This is funnier than the fights lol

H-Hey! What's your problem?!

Shh! Be quiet! I happened to be nearby and I followed you 'cause I was worried.

Ingrown toenail? Are you for real? You were getting along so well! Why run away now?

What was I supposed to do?

If you're so smart, you try getting in between those two!

Unlike those pretty, well-rounded straight arrows,

I'm an ugly, twisted, ingrown toenail.

Hi! I'm an ingrown toenail!

Bomi and I live in different worlds! I know that better than anyone!

Hobin, being in love is like fighting in a contest.

It's a tournament, where many rivals fight over one girl.

Are you just going to give up because a strong opponent has appeared?

But if I don't fight, I'll never lose.

You coward! Listen up!

A world-famous basketball coach

said something to his team when they were on the brink of giving up:

"If you give up, the game is already over."

Huh?!

Are you sure you wanna give up now?

Who asked who out? Who bought who coffee?

Why would someone who isn't interested in you spend money on you?

Remember how sad she looked when you said you were leaving?

Still wanna give up?!

You're closer to victory right now than any of your rivals!

Snapper, you...

Thank you! You've opened my eyes!

Don't mention it.

We're buddies, aren't we?

Go on. Tell her how you really feel.

Yeah, I'll go and do just that!

Wait for me, Bomi.

Good luck, Hobin. You're...

a wonderful NewTuber.

Lololol

Lololol

Lololol

He really did it lol

Lololol

He really did it lol

Lololol

He really did it lol

I was holding my breath lol

Lololol

He really did it lol

I was holding my breath lol

"I confessed my love to a friend and got rejected." Enjoy the stream!

And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?

Lololol

And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?

Lololol

And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?

Lololol

I'd hate to have him as a friend lol

And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?

Lololol

I'd hate to have him as a friend lol

And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?

Lololol

I'd hate to have him as a friend lol

Sir, I want to play basketball!

And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?

Lololol

I'd hate to have him as a friend lol

Sir, I want to play basketball!

And now, let's continue with... Huh?

Hm?

Hm?

Hm?

Hm?

Hm?

What is it?

Hm?

What is it?

You...

What what?

What what?

What what?

What's going on?

What what?

What's going on?

What what?

What's going on?

What what?

What's going on?

What what?

What's going on?

The suspense...

What what?

What's going on?

The suspense...

Um, is your toenail okay?

Yeah, it's fine. I got over it.

Don't ingrown toenails—

Ingrown toenails need to be yanked out. Want me to do it?

What? No! That's super scary!

All right, I'll be off now.

Have fun at practice, Munseong.

Yeah.

Huh? What's this? You're leaving?

He has a match next week, so he's busy.

No strawberry parfaits for him.

They weren't going on a date?

And there I was, hating myself and running away without understanding a thing.

Later, Munseong.

Hobin.

Can I help you?!

You're a good fighter.

I checked out your NewTubu channel, Viral Hit.

You took those punches early to minimize the pain, right?

I was just copying a video by a mysterious chicken.

And...

Not doing the next move was on purpose, right?

What was that? What "next" move?

Anyway, I look forward to your next video.

See ya.

Do you know something?

Does this mean it's not a secret video known only to me?

So, what did you want to talk to me about?

You came back because you had something to say, right?

Uh, yeah. I, um...

So, uh, I...

Hobin, the friction...

What's your i-ideal type?

Huh? U-Um...

An honest person, I guess.

H-Honest?

All right. I'll tell her my honest feelings.

My ideal type is...

My ideal type is...

Bomi! You're the embodiment of my ideals!

But before all that...

I knew you'd be filming this, idiot.

Did you do all that just so—

Snapper! What's wrong with your face?!

Run...

Thanks, Snapper.

Your live stream helped me find you.

I told you I'd have my revenge.

What's wrong with you?! Why are you doing this?!

Bomi...

Bomi, get out of here now.

Get out of here and go where?

This bitch.

When I asked for her number before, she pretended she wasn't interested in guys.

Turns out she's a whore.

Stay calm.

There's no easier opponent than one that's worked up.

I can't lose my cool before he does.

Pakgo.

Control my emotions.

Let him get riled up first.

You wanna become a loser again?

Move.

Stop smirking, loser!

How to get hit without getting hurt!

You think I didn't watch your video?

Of course, only a real idiot would use the same move over and over

just because it worked the first time.

"How to get hit without getting hurt" can easily be countered with an uppercut.

I knew that.

Hobin!

More importantly, what am I supposed to do now?

Damn it. I should have watched the other videos, too.

Not doing the next move was on purpose, right?

What is the next move?

My mind's completely blank.

In the shadows cast by the towering skyscrapers is where you'll find my house.

Is that why I've always lived in the shadows?

But then, the opportunity of a lifetime presented itself to me.

Hello.

A secret channel that taught me how to fight on my own.

I earned money using a technique I learned from it, which made me happy.

Showing my face to the world wasn't easy, but I didn't care as long as I was making money.

With my money worries solved,

I thought I'd become like everyone else, just a regular high school kid.

I grew complacent and stopped studying or putting any effort into fighting.

And now...

it was time to pay for that.

I became a loser again.

Aren't you cold?

I used to think getting hit was better than trying to resist.

Wounds heal, and the pain fades over time.

Home...

Huh? You want me to let you go home?

Hobin! No! Release me!

Please let Bomi go home.

Hobin! Hobin! Hobin!

But this time, I don't think these wounds will heal.

I don't want her to see me looking so pathetic.

Hobin!

I want this to end.

I have to make sure Bomi gets home, no matter what.

Hobin! Please stop this!

Hobin! Hobin!

I didn't want Bomi to know.

Hobin! Please, no more!

I wanted to hide the fact that I'm a worthless weakling from her.

Hobin, don't you know what you're supposed to do when you've done wrong?

I-I'm sorry.

Why am I groveling in front of the girl I love?

Come on, now. There was no sincerity in that at all.

Try it again, pants off.

How many viewers do you think we have?

You gotta be kidding.

Nice angle. If nothing else, your camera skills are top-notch.

Hobin, I'm sorry.

If you take your pants off and apologize, I'll forgive you.

But what was even more humiliating was that the girl I was in love with...

had more courage than I did.

No way.

Bitch! You asked for it!

Hey, Snapper! Point the camera elsewhere.

Even I'm not gonna punch a girl live on stream.

I don't deserve to call myself a man.

Because I don't think I can beat him in a fight,

this is the only way I can protect the girl I love.

There, I'm naked. Now, forgive me.

He really stripped.

There goes your subscriber count, too.

Hobin...

Send whatever you have left my way and shut down your NewTubu account.

Huh? H-Hey! Wait, what are—

Bye, Bomi.

Not your underwear! You'll get my account perma-banned!

Stop!

This is...

my final act of resistance.

Viral Hit

Viral Hit

Stop!

Hobin, you can keep those on.

You're trying to deny what little pride I had left?

Later, Munseong told me he'd seen Pakgo's stream and rushed to the scene.

And...

He was really strong.

Hey, no, w-wait, Munseong.

This is... I only—

Are you all right, Bomi?

Munseong! I'm fine, but...

Hobin's...

I was so deeply ashamed of myself from the bottom of my heart.

Let's go, Bomi.

But Hobin's...

Right now, what he needs is to be left alone.

When did I become such a sad sack?

Was it when I was born? When my father left us?

Hey, you see that show last night?

No, I was more positive at first.

Shut up, shrimp!

Right up until I met Pakgo.

I couldn't understand why he was hitting me.

Stop... What did I do?

It's only natural that I didn't understand.

There was no reason to begin with.

I dunno.

That's when I started hating school.

Hey, Hobin. Act up and we'll beat you.

Look at him, pretending to be asleep!

Aw, c'mon. Cut it out.

I became too scared to look people in the eye.

He's always looking down.

My lips grew heavy, like they were made of lead.

Um, I need to get through.

My body was always all shriveled up.

Look at how bad his posture is.

You can see he's a loser.

My fear reached its peak.

I didn't even have the energy to curse at them in my head.

Man, I'm so tired of streaming during lunch break.

My life was over.

Hobin... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Long time no see, fools.

Huh? What?

Huh? What?

Huh? What?

Can't be

Huh? What?

Can't be

Huh? What?

Can't be

Damn, I've been waiting

Huh? What?

Can't be

Damn, I've been waiting

If you're gonna bad-mouth me, don't watch.

Lololol

Lololol

I only want viewers that support me.

Lololol

Pakgo's here lol

Lololol

Pakgo's here lol

Lololol

Pakgo's here lol

He's playing a new character lol

Lololol

Pakgo's here lol

He's playing a new character lol

I brought a model along today.

He's funnier than before lol

He's funnier than before lol

He's funnier than before lol

I like this version better, too

He's funnier than before lol

I like this version better, too

He's funnier than before lol

I like this version better, too

Haters begone

He's funnier than before lol

I like this version better, too

Haters begone

I worked hard on his makeup.

Lololol

Lololol

Lololol

Whoa lolol

Lololol

Whoa lolol

Lololol

Whoa lolol

Omegalulz

Lololol

Whoa lolol

Omegalulz

Presenting today's model!

Lololol

Whoa lolol

Omegalulz

It's here lol

Lololol

Whoa lolol

Omegalulz

It's here lol

Hobin, where are you?

They're saying you look cute.

How many days have you stayed away from school now?

All right, Snapper. Please greet our viewers.

I want to apologize to you properly.

Hobin

The number you have called is not available—

15 missed calls

Bomi Choi

3 missed calls

Snapper

Bomi Choi

I wanted to just disappear.

Bomi Choi

Bomi Choi

Bomi Choi

Miracles don't happen for people who don't put in the effort.

The fighting technique you'll learn today is:

How to fight and beat a regular person!

That's why I decided to change myself.

What do you think is needed to muster up the drive to change yourself?

Nishiyama's Gameplay Stream

Freestyle Swimming

Kids TV

Cosmetics Intro

The Autobio- graphy of K

The 33\h\h Criminals\h I Caught

Lots of NewTubu videos? Self-help books written by successful people?

Those are all worthless.

Nishiyama's Gameplay Stream

Freestyle Swimming

A person won't change just by reading glorified tales of successful experiences!

The answer is within you.

It is anger against yourself.

Fuel yourself with your rage.

Miracles won't happen if you don't make them happen.

You must inspire yourself, and put your life on the line.

Work hard like nothing else matters.

Mastering the techniques I am about to teach you

will take an entire month.

Hey, Hobin. You watching?

You just gonna leave your friend to the wolves?

Come and save him already.

I get 50,000 yen if I can get your pants off.

Hobin... Don't you dare come.

Stay at home where it's safe!

Don't you dare come here!

Hey, c'mon.

If you're watching this, don't come to school at all—

Hey, you're finally here. I've been waiting.

Is this a surprise from Snapper? You should've told me.

Hobin?

Uh, what...

It's streaming live?

Huh?

Huh?

What?

Huh?

What?

Huh?

What?

Are they back?

Huh?

What?

Are they back?

What are you doing, Snapper? Film me.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Seriously?

Huh?

Seriously?

Huh?

Seriously?

It can't be!

Huh?

Seriously?

It can't be!

Viral Hit's returning video is called...

We've been waiting!

We've been waiting!

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

Whatcha been up to all month?

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

Whatcha been up to all month?

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

Whatcha been up to all month?

Revenge match!

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

Whatcha been up to all month?

Revenge match!

Huh? What's this guy saying?

"How to fight and beat a regular person."

"Make sure you film evry move I make!" Catchphrase: "Don't miss this, viwrs!" And then, when I say this line...

Make sure you film this.

He's acting so cool.

That same old move again.

Why am I so weak?

Why am I the only one who has to feel so miserable?

This is when it starts in earnest.

I have to get stronger!

I'd rather die than drink this!

This is so tough.

Exactly as he planned!

That's not a move for beginners.

Another kick, right?

I'm not a loser!