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- I still can't believe
this is happening.
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- Oh, it's happening.
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- I used to love the
Sacramento Children's Theater
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when I was a kid.
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If only little
theater dork Sarah
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knew that one day they would
be putting on her play,
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"Unsung Sheroes."
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What?
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- Usually you say
the full title.
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- "A Musical Celebration
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of Groundbreaking Women from
Sacagawea to Sotomayor"?
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We don't have time for that.
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Oh, did I pack Greta
Thunberg's raincoat?
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- Yes. It's with Joan
Jett's leather pants
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and Jane Fonda's leotard.
- Okay.
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Ready?
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Go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Okay.
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- I'm gonna miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you.
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But I'll be back for Christmas.
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Maybe sooner if
staying with my parents
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drives me absolutely insane.
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- Well, you're welcome
to be here instead
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when my parents come visit.
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- I'm actually bummed
I'm gonna miss them.
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- That's because they're
on their best behaviour
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when you're around.
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Otherwise, they
never stop arguing.
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They are the only people
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to get kicked out of a
Jimmy Buffett concert
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for literally fighting over
a cheeseburger in paradise.
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- Okay.
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Do you want me to cancel?
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Because if you do, just
say the word and I will.
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- No, I'll be fine.
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- Okay, great.
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Because you know, I
got time off from work
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and packing all this
stuff was just a lot.
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Aw!
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- Oh, we didn't pack
Dolly Parton's wig.
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- Oh, that's okay. I'll
just wear it in the car.
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Pulling it off?
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- Yeah.
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- Hear me, hear me.
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- Actually, it's "ye."
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- Who the hell is ye?
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- You know, yeah,
just keep going.
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- A toast to Tom Hayworth
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on making "The New York
Times" Best Seller list.
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- Ah, it's not that big a
deal. It's only number nine.
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- It is a big deal.
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- I know. It's a huge deal!
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Number nine, baby! Whoo!
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I did it!
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It is so strange knowing
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how we're gonna pay the
mortgage this month.
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What is this odd
sensation that I'm having?
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- Could it be that you're happy?
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- Is this what that feels like?
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- Hey, are you around this week?
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I could use some
backup with my parents.
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- Oh, I'm sorry. I
know they're a handful.
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I'm just really busy at work.
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- Oh, did you get a design job?
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- I wish. Dumb law
stuff at the firm.
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I turned down a chance to
design a billiard room.
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- Like in "Clue"?
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- Yes. Imagine
all the murders.
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- Well, you could always
swing by my slice of paradise.
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I think your parents are cool.
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And Jimmy is my
second-favourite Buffett.
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Behind Warren, of course.
- Thanks.
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But are you sure?
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Now that they're retired, they
have more energy to argue.
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- Denise, come on. We're
practically family.
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I dated your sister.
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I could have been
your brother-in-law.
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- You are my brother-in-law.
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- Thanks. That's really
sweet of you to say.
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- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪
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- Huh.
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Honey, did Connor give
the twins cash again?
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Oh, this is sex cash.
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- Remember?
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We said if you made it
to the Best Sellers list,
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we'd have sex on
the stacks of cash
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like a couple of bank robbers?
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- And you agreed because you
assumed it would never happen?
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- Well, it was either
this or the other thing,
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and I am never doing
the other thing.
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It's gonna be
so much better than last year
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when we had to do this
on a single paycheque.
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- I felt so dirty cashing it.
- Did you?
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- Tom?
- Mm-hmm?
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
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- You thinking about our
getaway driver who got caught?
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Don't worry.
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It just means more
dinero for us.
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Seeing all this
cash laid out here like this...
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- Yeah, I know.
It's a little gross.
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I really was hoping they'd give
us new dollar bills, but...
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Maybe we could put
a sheet on top.
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- No.
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Well, yeah, probably
just... This is very gross.
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But...
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What if this is it for me?
- Oh, God.
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- No, I mean, what if my
career has reached its peak?
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- And... 11 hours.
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- What?
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- You managed 11
hours of happiness
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before you started to worry.
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- I'm not worried,
I'm... Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, what if I'm worried?
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- Tom, you got on the
Best Sellers list.
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That is a big deal!
You should be ecstatic!
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I'm still glowing from
redecorating Gretchen's room,
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and that was two months ago.
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You should do something
to savour this moment.
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- You mean like
see a magic show?
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I guess there's this
new close-up guy
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who's doing some
pretty innovative stuff
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with cups and balls.
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- Or you could grab some
of this gross money,
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which has sunscreen on it.
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Oh, I hope that's sunscreen.
- Okay.
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- And buy something
to celebrate.
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- Yeah, you know
what? I'm gonna do it.
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Right after I see
that magic show.
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Or no, instead of
the magic show.
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That's better.
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So, uh, should we still...
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- I think we need
to burn the sheets.
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Oh, thank God.
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- Mom, Dad,
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the constant
bickering has to stop.
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It's toxic.
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No, no, let me finish.
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It's infecting your
relationship with me
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and my kids, okay?
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- Oh, just stop it, Jay!
- No, you stop it!
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Oh, you couldn't take...
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- I hope they take it
as well as you did.
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- Woman, I'm just
getting started!
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You two aren't even in the
apartment and you're already...
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Hugging?
- Denise!
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Your father is so hilarious.
He just told me a joke.
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It's like I'm living
with Steve Harvey.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
He is much funnier.
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Oh!
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But hey, I do look
good in a suit!
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- Wow, look at you
two, getting along.
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- Yeah, yeah, we are
just so happy to see you.
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- Yes.
- And our grandbabies.
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Where's Kelvin? Does he
have a moustache yet?
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And if not, why not?
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- They are on their
way back from the park.
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- Mm.
- But we can get you settled.
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You two can sleep in my bedroom,
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and I will sleep on the couch.
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- Ah.
- Oh, no need.
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We're just gonna stay in the RV.
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- What RV?
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- After we sold our
dental practice,
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then we bought an RV.
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You might say it's our...
- Wait for it.
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Molar home.
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- I told you. It's
like he's Steve Harvey.
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I told you!
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Steve RV.
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- Uh-uh! You are so bad!
- Huh? Huh?
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Very bad.
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Anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We drove it all the
way from Tampa Bay.
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- You chose to
drive cross-country
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in a confined space together?
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- Oh, RV life is so fun.
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It's like we're on
a non-stop vacation.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Our vacations were the
worst. You two always fought.
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- Oh, Denise,
you're exaggerating.
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- We're banned from
Spirit Airlines,
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and they need customers.
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- Hey, honey.
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I took your advice on enjoying
the fruits of my success,
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and I did it.
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I actually bought
myself something.
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- That's great, but
I've had a long day.
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Could I see your R2-D2
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or wearable Hobbit
feet or whatever later?
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- I got something
even better. Come on.
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I gotta show you right
now. Sorry. Come on.
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Ta-da!
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- You bought a hot tub?
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- I did. I bought a hot tub.
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Always wanted one,
now I got one.
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- I'm surprised.
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Hot tub doesn't
exactly scream, "Tom."
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- Yeah, I know.
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But growing up, our next-door
neighbours had a hot tub,
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and I was always so
jealous listening to them
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soaking in the tub
and popping Frescas.
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Always sounded like
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they were having such
a blast, you know?
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So I think they did a
lot of hardcore drugs.
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All right, you want to take
this bad boy out for a spin?
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- Hells yeah.
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I choose to jacuzz.
- Yeah.
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- I'm gonna put on
my bathing suit!
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- I'm gonna pop a Fresca!
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Oh, boy.
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That's
a little spicy.
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- Ultimately, it's about
taking responsibility,
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about accepting the
blame for your actions.
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Until you do that,
you'll always be adrift.
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Anyways, that's what I think
"Margaritaville" is about.
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Mm.
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- That's a great
interpretation, Connor.
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- It is so nice to
see people your age
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getting into real music.
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- Yeah.
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- Look, look... what are your
thoughts on "Jamaica Mistaica"?
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- I think we've covered enough
of Jimmy Buffett's catalogue.
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- Can I tell you the
chicken is just amazing?
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I have eaten every bite.
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- Oh, here, baby. You
can have a piece of mine.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Absolutely.
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- Here you go there.
- Mm.
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- You know, there's
more in the kitchen,
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so you can just stop that.
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Oh, you got me.
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And Connor,
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your place is even
nicer than JoJo said.
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- How is JoJo, by the way?
- Oh, she is great.
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You know she's gonna be on
"Influencer Lagoon All-Stars"?
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- Yeah, think she's got a
real shot to win it too,
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if she takes down that
D'Amelio sister from season...
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I
mean I watch sports.
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I don't
watch that kind of stuff.
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Oh. Huh.
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- You two were
such a cute couple.
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You seeing anyone now?
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- No, but I'm out there.
You know, on the apps.
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The dating apps.
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Kinda like going to a
bar, but on your phone.
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- We know what apps are.
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I mean, we're old, but
we're not that old.
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- I am just so grateful that
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I met Jay the old-fashioned way.
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- Her father's
horse kicked my car.
250
00:08:23,265 --> 00:08:24,607
Remember that?
- That was the day.
251
00:08:24,707 --> 00:08:25,968
That was the day.
252
00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:27,970
- They seem really happy.
253
00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:29,532
- I know.
254
00:08:29,632 --> 00:08:32,775
And I'm gonna get
to the bottom of it.
255
00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:35,057
- Ay-yi-yi.
- Oh, yeah.
256
00:08:35,157 --> 00:08:36,699
It's nice, right?
- Mm!
257
00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:39,101
- Actually, it's a little loud.
258
00:08:39,201 --> 00:08:40,543
There we go.
259
00:08:40,643 --> 00:08:44,026
- This might be the best
idea you have ever had.
260
00:08:44,126 --> 00:08:45,303
- Well, you're the
one who talked me into
261
00:08:45,327 --> 00:08:46,589
spending it myself, so.
262
00:08:46,689 --> 00:08:47,870
- That's right.
263
00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:49,472
This is the best
idea I've ever had.
264
00:08:50,893 --> 00:08:54,597
Mm! Feel that heat.
104 on the dot.
265
00:08:54,697 --> 00:08:57,279
- It's perfect.
- Fantastic.
266
00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:59,562
It's a little chlorine-y,
though, right?
267
00:08:59,662 --> 00:09:02,004
- No, I think it smells fine.
- Okay, cool.
268
00:09:02,104 --> 00:09:04,286
Water's a little hard, though.
- What? Hard?
269
00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:06,124
- No, I'm just saying we
should probably use a softener.
270
00:09:06,148 --> 00:09:07,650
It's like a pH thing.
271
00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,492
- The water feels like water.
272
00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,654
Maybe you should just,
you know, enjoy it.
273
00:09:11,754 --> 00:09:13,175
- Totally.
274
00:09:13,275 --> 00:09:16,238
- Let the hot tub take the wheel.
- Yeah.
275
00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:18,701
What is it?
- What?
276
00:09:18,801 --> 00:09:20,423
Nothing, nothing.
277
00:09:20,523 --> 00:09:22,104
Just the electric
meter's going crazy.
278
00:09:22,204 --> 00:09:24,222
Didn't really think about what
this'll do to our power bill.
279
00:09:24,246 --> 00:09:27,189
- Okay, let's swap places.
- Okay.
280
00:09:27,289 --> 00:09:28,991
How's this gonna
help lower our bill?
281
00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:30,873
- It'll prevent you
from seeing the meter.
282
00:09:30,973 --> 00:09:32,154
- Right.
283
00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:34,357
Well, this is perfect.
284
00:09:34,457 --> 00:09:36,078
Whoo! Tub life!
285
00:09:36,178 --> 00:09:37,440
- Mm.
286
00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:38,797
- Okay, I can see
into Mrs. Kim's house.
287
00:09:38,821 --> 00:09:40,358
And if I can see her,
then she can see me.
288
00:09:40,382 --> 00:09:42,725
- Mrs. Kim is not
looking at you.
289
00:09:42,825 --> 00:09:45,167
Can you please focus?
We're in a hot tub!
290
00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:48,010
I'm wearing a
swimsuit. Do the math.
291
00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:50,613
- Oh. Yeah, well...
292
00:09:50,713 --> 00:09:53,556
math was always one of
my favourite subjects.
293
00:09:54,717 --> 00:09:56,819
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
294
00:09:56,919 --> 00:09:58,621
- Tom!
- Got a dead bee.
295
00:09:58,721 --> 00:10:00,378
Got a dead bee in here.
Don't worry, I got it.
296
00:10:00,402 --> 00:10:01,682
Whoa, I don't got
it! It's alive.
297
00:10:01,764 --> 00:10:03,065
It is very much alive!
298
00:10:03,165 --> 00:10:04,302
We might be dealing with
a murder hornet here.
299
00:10:04,326 --> 00:10:05,468
I'm gonna go get a knife.
300
00:10:05,568 --> 00:10:07,510
- Right behind you.
301
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,316
Who thought of that?
302
00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:15,758
- Okay, enough.
303
00:10:15,858 --> 00:10:17,355
You two are usually at
each other's throats
304
00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,361
and now you're all
sweet and affectionate.
305
00:10:19,461 --> 00:10:22,044
It's too much.
What is going on?
306
00:10:22,144 --> 00:10:24,847
- Well, if you must know...
307
00:10:24,947 --> 00:10:27,249
your father and I have been
seeing a couples therapist.
308
00:10:27,349 --> 00:10:29,371
- We're learning to listen
to each other's needs
309
00:10:29,471 --> 00:10:30,853
and be more flexible.
- Mm-hmm.
310
00:10:30,953 --> 00:10:32,214
- Couples therapy.
311
00:10:32,314 --> 00:10:33,874
Sarah's gonna be so
mad she missed this.
312
00:10:33,916 --> 00:10:34,973
- Judith... That's
our therapist...
313
00:10:34,997 --> 00:10:36,218
- Yeah.
314
00:10:36,318 --> 00:10:38,781
- She taught us all
about savouring life.
315
00:10:38,881 --> 00:10:40,182
Speaking of,
316
00:10:40,282 --> 00:10:42,985
there is a gorgeous
bridge out there
317
00:10:43,085 --> 00:10:46,348
that I would love to stare
at with a gorgeous lady.
318
00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:48,591
- Survey says you're
talking about me.
319
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,352
Come on.
320
00:10:50,452 --> 00:10:53,035
- Oh, yes. Thank you.
321
00:10:53,135 --> 00:10:55,037
- Watch yourself.
- Okay. Thank you.
322
00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:56,314
- Maybe they really
have changed.
323
00:10:56,338 --> 00:10:57,680
- Yeah, cool, whatever.
324
00:10:57,780 --> 00:10:59,562
Hey, you really need
to see this profile.
325
00:10:59,662 --> 00:11:01,684
- Oh, Connor, I don't want
to see your dating apps.
326
00:11:01,784 --> 00:11:03,085
Let me guess.
327
00:11:03,185 --> 00:11:04,883
She likes "The Office"
and is pretty random.
328
00:11:04,907 --> 00:11:07,369
- I was swiping through new
singles in the area and...
329
00:11:07,469 --> 00:11:10,773
I came across this.
330
00:11:10,873 --> 00:11:13,335
- Huh. That thirsty
lady looks like my mom.
331
00:11:13,435 --> 00:11:15,177
Oh, that thirsty lady is my mom.
332
00:11:15,277 --> 00:11:17,197
- Yeah. I don't have an
age setting on right now.
333
00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:19,281
I'm trying out some new stuff.
334
00:11:22,925 --> 00:11:24,987
- Oh, hey. There you are.
335
00:11:25,087 --> 00:11:26,228
How was your walk?
336
00:11:26,328 --> 00:11:28,070
- Great. Invigorating.
337
00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:30,673
- Okay, well, the kids
are already asleep
338
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,675
and your father's
having a land shower.
339
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,196
- A what?
340
00:11:34,296 --> 00:11:35,798
- That's what we
"RV people" call
341
00:11:35,898 --> 00:11:37,359
a shower inside of a building.
342
00:11:37,459 --> 00:11:38,961
Hey, are you okay?
343
00:11:39,061 --> 00:11:41,924
You were awfully quiet on
the drive back from Connor's.
344
00:11:42,024 --> 00:11:44,086
- I know what's going on.
You're cheating on Dad.
345
00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:45,648
- Cheating? No.
346
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,850
- Yes. I saw you
on Connor's app.
347
00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,252
He has no age setting 'cause
he's trying some stuff.
348
00:11:50,352 --> 00:11:51,854
- Wait. It's not
what you think.
349
00:11:51,954 --> 00:11:53,375
- Oh, so I didn't see
350
00:11:53,475 --> 00:11:55,578
a profile pic of you
suggestively eating ice cream
351
00:11:55,678 --> 00:11:57,820
in a sweater I bought
you for Christmas?
352
00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,942
- Uh, okay, well, it's
partly what you think.
353
00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:01,504
- Ugh!
- But... oh.
354
00:12:01,604 --> 00:12:02,604
- I need a drink.
355
00:12:02,685 --> 00:12:03,946
- Hey, hey, hey, Tammy.
356
00:12:04,046 --> 00:12:06,468
I got a match that
says she's DTF.
357
00:12:06,568 --> 00:12:09,471
Now look, I also
Desire True Friendship,
358
00:12:09,571 --> 00:12:11,029
but does that mean that
she doesn't wanna...
359
00:12:11,053 --> 00:12:12,394
- No, no, no,
no, no. Jay, Jay.
360
00:12:14,296 --> 00:12:17,479
- What is happening?
361
00:12:17,579 --> 00:12:19,802
- Oh, h-hey, Denise.
362
00:12:19,902 --> 00:12:21,283
How was your walk?
363
00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:23,205
- Honey, this is what
I'm trying to tell you.
364
00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:25,327
No one is cheating.
365
00:12:25,427 --> 00:12:27,890
- Your father and I are...
366
00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:30,773
in an open relationship.
367
00:12:32,715 --> 00:12:34,336
- Oh.
368
00:12:34,436 --> 00:12:35,778
It's just an open relationship.
369
00:12:35,878 --> 00:12:36,979
Yes.
370
00:12:37,079 --> 00:12:39,622
Okay, that's great.
371
00:12:39,722 --> 00:12:40,943
- Denise, have some class.
372
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:43,025
- Okay, all right.
373
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,787
So you're in an
open relationship.
374
00:12:44,887 --> 00:12:47,229
So you're just, like, what,
doing it with other couples?
375
00:12:47,329 --> 00:12:48,546
No, no,
no, of course not.
376
00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:49,752
That's swinging.
377
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:50,909
That's
a common mistake.
378
00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:52,114
- Look, look, look, Denise.
379
00:12:52,214 --> 00:12:54,717
Your mother and I, we
are very much in love.
380
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,518
- Mm-hmm.
381
00:12:56,618 --> 00:13:01,363
- But we're also on individual
journeys of sexual exploration.
382
00:13:01,463 --> 00:13:02,725
- So when you said that
383
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,362
you were listening to
each other's needs,
384
00:13:04,386 --> 00:13:05,968
you're talking
about those needs?
385
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,628
- And we've met some
very lovely people.
386
00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:08,830
It's not all sexual.
- No, no.
387
00:13:08,911 --> 00:13:11,133
Well, it's mostly sexual.
388
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:12,534
- It is mostly sexual.
389
00:13:12,634 --> 00:13:13,754
- Please stop saying sexual.
390
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,137
- Okay, fine. Sensual.
391
00:13:15,237 --> 00:13:16,819
- Oh, that's so much worse.
392
00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:20,022
- Denise, we really didn't
want you to find out this way.
393
00:13:20,122 --> 00:13:22,144
- Or at all.
394
00:13:22,244 --> 00:13:23,564
- I'm gonna go
take a land shower.
395
00:13:23,645 --> 00:13:24,747
- Okay.
396
00:13:30,252 --> 00:13:31,714
- Rule 12,
397
00:13:31,814 --> 00:13:33,311
you must remain seated in
the hot tub at all times.
398
00:13:33,335 --> 00:13:35,357
Rule 13, no fingers in the jets.
399
00:13:35,457 --> 00:13:36,799
Rule 14, no splashing.
400
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,160
Rule 15, no laughing.
401
00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:39,620
It could be mistaken
for screaming,
402
00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:41,163
which might cause alarm.
403
00:13:41,263 --> 00:13:43,081
Now, has anyone had diarrhoea
in the past couple weeks?
404
00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:44,967
- Should we just watch a movie?
- Yeah.
405
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:48,010
- Okay, but you guys are
missing out on rule 16.
406
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,892
Rule 16 is have fun!
407
00:13:49,992 --> 00:13:52,014
- Oh, excuse me. Can you
grab me one, sweetie?
408
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:54,817
Left me hanging.
409
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,258
- Wow.
410
00:13:56,358 --> 00:13:58,861
- Sure seems like we're
in hot water with her.
411
00:13:58,961 --> 00:14:00,863
- Jay, now is not the
time for Steve Harvey.
412
00:14:00,963 --> 00:14:02,184
- You're right.
413
00:14:02,284 --> 00:14:03,661
- Although that was clever.
- Thank you.
414
00:14:03,685 --> 00:14:06,268
- Look at them in
there. Disgusting.
415
00:14:06,368 --> 00:14:09,832
- Okay, emotions
are obviously high.
416
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,629
Why don't we try one of
your calming techniques?
417
00:14:11,653 --> 00:14:13,155
Just close your eyes.
418
00:14:13,255 --> 00:14:17,359
Now, imagine you're holding
an energy gem in one hand
419
00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:21,724
and, like, a moonshine
incense crystal in the other.
420
00:14:21,824 --> 00:14:23,806
- Are you making up crystals?
421
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,287
- It's not my area of expertise.
422
00:14:25,387 --> 00:14:28,330
- I'm going inside.
423
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:30,252
- I have never seen
her this upset.
424
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:32,494
I should go talk to her.
- No. I'll do it.
425
00:14:32,594 --> 00:14:34,376
I'm the one who
swiped on her mom.
426
00:14:34,476 --> 00:14:35,476
- Mm.
427
00:14:35,557 --> 00:14:37,539
- Hey, Jay, Tamara.
428
00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:38,759
How those jets treating you?
429
00:14:38,841 --> 00:14:40,222
- Oh, perfect!
430
00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:42,562
- Think I should alert them
to the risk of filter fungus?
431
00:14:42,644 --> 00:14:44,506
- Tom, it's a
two-day-old hot tub.
432
00:14:44,606 --> 00:14:46,268
- Let's keep the hands
above water, guys.
433
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:48,410
Just for... for fun.
Keep 'em up there!
434
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,914
- Why can't they be
like normal old folk?
435
00:14:52,014 --> 00:14:53,511
They should be telling
people to get off their lawn,
436
00:14:53,535 --> 00:14:55,517
not getting it on with
people on their lawn.
437
00:14:55,617 --> 00:14:56,638
- Are they doing that?
438
00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:58,280
- Probably. I don't know.
439
00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,641
- I know this must be rough,
440
00:14:59,741 --> 00:15:01,403
but you were dreading
them coming here
441
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:03,165
because of how much they bicker.
442
00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:05,047
Now they're getting
along. Isn't that better?
443
00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:07,249
- They are driving a sex
barge across the country.
444
00:15:07,349 --> 00:15:08,771
- I get it, okay?
445
00:15:08,871 --> 00:15:10,711
No one wants to picture
their parents doing it,
446
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:13,255
smashing off the
side of Route 66,
447
00:15:13,355 --> 00:15:15,257
up against the St. Louis Arch,
448
00:15:15,357 --> 00:15:16,779
looking over Niagara Falls,
449
00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:19,782
maybe using the energy
from the Red Rocks to...
450
00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:20,983
really get after...
451
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,224
- Connor.
452
00:15:22,324 --> 00:15:24,426
- Yeah, sorry. I
kinda want an RV.
453
00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:26,628
But the point is they're
not actually hurting anyone.
454
00:15:26,728 --> 00:15:28,791
Unlike when my dad straight
up cheated on my mom
455
00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:30,632
or when Emily cheated on me.
456
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:32,190
They're just being
honest with each other
457
00:15:32,214 --> 00:15:34,476
and it's making them happy.
458
00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:37,559
Maybe it's possible something
can be weird and pretty gross,
459
00:15:37,659 --> 00:15:40,682
but also not wrong?
460
00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:42,680
- I hate that you're giving
me a lot to think about.
461
00:15:42,704 --> 00:15:44,927
- I know, right? Not
usually my thing.
462
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,347
Hey, could you
actually text Sarah
463
00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:48,308
and tell her I'm being
super smart and sensitive?
464
00:15:50,072 --> 00:15:51,854
- You know what? I'm
getting in there.
465
00:15:51,954 --> 00:15:54,336
- Good for you, honey.
You deserve to enjoy it.
466
00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:55,657
- No, I want to make sure
467
00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:57,015
their suits don't get
sucked into the intake.
468
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,660
Jay's wearing some baggy trunks.
469
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,863
- Okay, Tom.
470
00:16:00,963 --> 00:16:03,545
The idea was to get something
that would make you happy,
471
00:16:03,645 --> 00:16:05,627
and I'm feeling like
that is not this.
472
00:16:05,727 --> 00:16:07,465
- What are you talking
about? I love the hot tub.
473
00:16:07,489 --> 00:16:09,191
It's so relaxing.
474
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,473
Don't I look relaxed?
475
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,560
- Okay, fine.
476
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:19,797
I've been a stress case
since we bought this thing.
477
00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:21,039
What do you want me
to say? I'm miserable.
478
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,841
- So then just return it
and get something else.
479
00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:24,446
- Like what?
480
00:16:24,546 --> 00:16:26,204
A car loses half its value
once you drive it off the lot,
481
00:16:26,228 --> 00:16:27,489
you get a new computer,
482
00:16:27,589 --> 00:16:29,411
boom, they come out with
a better one, and...
483
00:16:29,511 --> 00:16:31,049
I know I'm not cool enough
to pull off a banjo.
484
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,170
- There's gotta be something
485
00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:33,655
that you can spend
that money on.
486
00:16:33,755 --> 00:16:35,057
- What if there's not?
487
00:16:35,157 --> 00:16:37,739
What if I'm incapable
of enjoying myself?
488
00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:39,741
- Massage chair?
- They catch fire.
489
00:16:47,649 --> 00:16:51,033
- Hey, I saw the truck
from Hot Tub Depot.
490
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:54,356
- Yup, she's gone.
491
00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:56,458
I don't think that grass
is ever growing back.
492
00:16:57,259 --> 00:16:59,721
- Well, I have been thinking
493
00:16:59,821 --> 00:17:01,884
of ways that you
could use the money.
494
00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:04,006
There's a wizarding camp.
495
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,447
Don't worry. It's
mostly adults.
496
00:17:05,547 --> 00:17:08,450
- No, no, I've... I've given up.
497
00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:09,812
I don't think there's anything
498
00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:11,169
I could buy for myself
that'll make me happy.
499
00:17:11,193 --> 00:17:13,415
- Aw, Tom. I'm sorry.
500
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:15,617
- No, it's okay. I know what
I wanna spend the money.
501
00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:17,980
Making you happy.
502
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,982
I want you to quit
your job at the firm
503
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,802
and focus on your design
business full-time.
504
00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:23,585
- Tom, that's crazy. What?
505
00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:25,863
- What are you talking about?
You did the same thing for me.
506
00:17:25,887 --> 00:17:29,591
I wanna take my book
money and do that for you.
507
00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:31,834
I mean,
that would be amazing,
508
00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:33,395
but the firm is steady work.
509
00:17:33,495 --> 00:17:35,037
The design thing, who knows?
510
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,399
- I do.
511
00:17:37,499 --> 00:17:40,202
You are so talented.
512
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,726
- Tom, I don't know if I
could let you do that for me.
513
00:17:44,826 --> 00:17:47,930
- Oh, well, this isn't
for you. This is for me.
514
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:50,132
Yeah, this is totally selfish.
515
00:17:50,232 --> 00:17:51,934
I have this weird thing about
516
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:54,136
my wife being fulfilled
and not miserable.
517
00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:55,337
It's, like...
- Mm.
518
00:17:55,437 --> 00:17:56,654
- I don't know, it's
kind of my kink.
519
00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:59,381
- Ugh, you sick man.
520
00:17:59,481 --> 00:18:00,582
Thank you.
521
00:18:00,682 --> 00:18:03,545
- See, you, you're my hot tub.
522
00:18:03,645 --> 00:18:05,307
- Mm.
523
00:18:05,407 --> 00:18:07,789
And you are my filter fungus.
524
00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:09,351
That's right.
525
00:18:09,451 --> 00:18:10,332
'Cause you're never
getting rid of me.
526
00:18:10,412 --> 00:18:12,634
Mm-hmm.
527
00:18:14,096 --> 00:18:15,958
Mm.
528
00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:17,439
Mrs. Kim is watching us.
529
00:18:17,539 --> 00:18:19,441
- See, I told you.
530
00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:20,602
- You know what?
531
00:18:20,702 --> 00:18:22,604
Let her.
- All right.
532
00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:29,887
- Hey.
- Oh, well, hey, baby girl.
533
00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:32,134
- Hey.
- Can we talk?
534
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:33,135
- Of course.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
535
00:18:33,235 --> 00:18:34,235
Come on out.
536
00:18:34,276 --> 00:18:35,898
- Well, we were thinking
537
00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:38,296
the last thing that we want is
for you to feel uncomfortable.
538
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,741
- Yeah, so tomorrow,
539
00:18:39,841 --> 00:18:42,584
we're gonna climb inside
Susan and get out of here.
540
00:18:42,684 --> 00:18:44,226
Susan's what we call the RV.
541
00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:46,868
- Oh, um, no. You
don't have to do that.
542
00:18:46,968 --> 00:18:49,751
I just wanted to apologise
for how I reacted.
543
00:18:49,851 --> 00:18:52,034
That was not my best moment.
544
00:18:52,134 --> 00:18:53,515
- Oh, we understand.
545
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,397
It must've come as such a shock.
546
00:18:55,497 --> 00:18:56,758
And looking back,
547
00:18:56,858 --> 00:18:58,921
I would say that my
photo with the ice cream
548
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,722
was a little suggestive.
549
00:19:00,822 --> 00:19:03,085
- In mine, I'm holding a banjo.
550
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,287
Which is pretty
cool.
551
00:19:05,387 --> 00:19:07,649
- Well, I also just shouldn't
have been so judgmental.
552
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:09,691
- No, no, baby. It's okay.
553
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:12,694
- No, it's not. You
two never judge me.
554
00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:14,256
Even when I came out as gay
555
00:19:14,356 --> 00:19:17,219
or changed from pre-med
to folklore and mythology.
556
00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:19,101
- Yeah, that was tough.
557
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,023
- All you ever wanted
was for me to be happy,
558
00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:22,243
and I want the same for you.
559
00:19:22,324 --> 00:19:24,626
- Sweetie, we are
happy. We are.
560
00:19:24,726 --> 00:19:26,949
- Yeah, and we are
so proud of you
561
00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:29,311
and the life that you
built here with Sarah.
562
00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:30,672
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
563
00:19:30,772 --> 00:19:31,954
- I love you both.
564
00:19:32,054 --> 00:19:33,191
- We love you.
- Aw, we love you too.
565
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,597
You know that.
566
00:19:35,697 --> 00:19:39,601
- And I can't believe I'm
saying this, but Dad...
567
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:41,843
- Mm-hmm?
568
00:19:41,943 --> 00:19:44,406
- The banjo's not gonna
get you a lot of swipes.
569
00:19:44,506 --> 00:19:46,288
- I tried to tell him.
570
00:19:46,388 --> 00:19:47,889
- Really?
- Yeah.
571
00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:49,972
- Hey!
- Oh, there he is!
572
00:19:50,072 --> 00:19:53,135
- How was your first
official day as a designer?
573
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,416
- Amazing.
574
00:19:54,516 --> 00:19:57,379
No legal briefs, no
documents redaction.
575
00:19:57,479 --> 00:19:59,621
I wore sneakers.
576
00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:00,721
- Well, you know what?
577
00:20:00,802 --> 00:20:03,225
If you're happy, then I'm happy.
578
00:20:03,325 --> 00:20:04,437
And I want you to
know something.
579
00:20:04,462 --> 00:20:05,983
I'm gonna stop getting
in my head so much.
580
00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:08,710
I'm done worrying about
every little thing.
581
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:09,931
- I love hearing that.
582
00:20:09,956 --> 00:20:10,680
Ooh, also
583
00:20:10,705 --> 00:20:12,550
I met this new contractor
that I'm gonna partner with.
584
00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:13,951
Come meet him.
- What, he's here right now?
585
00:20:13,975 --> 00:20:15,477
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, cool.
586
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,300
What the hell?
587
00:20:19,381 --> 00:20:21,523
- Hey, I'm Santiago.
588
00:20:21,623 --> 00:20:23,445
- Hey, I'm Tom.
589
00:20:23,545 --> 00:20:25,847
- Also known as the man
who brought us together.
590
00:20:25,947 --> 00:20:29,411
Oh. I-I
wouldn't say that.
591
00:20:29,511 --> 00:20:31,369
- I would. I mean, if it
wasn't for you, this...
592
00:20:31,393 --> 00:20:32,850
Wouldn't be happening.
593
00:20:32,874 --> 00:20:35,537
- So what exactly,
uh, is happening?
594
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:38,900
- Thank you so much for making
your wife available to me.
595
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,784
Well, she's all yours.
596
00:20:42,884 --> 00:20:45,347
I love that I did this.
597
00:20:45,447 --> 00:20:47,449
So great.
598
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,628
- No ice cream, no
candy, no gum in the tub.
599
00:20:50,652 --> 00:20:51,553
In fact, you know what?
600
00:20:51,653 --> 00:20:52,954
No sugary substances at all,
601
00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:54,676
unless you have a
medical issue, which...
602
00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:56,478
Yeah, you can come tell
me about privately.
603
00:20:56,578 --> 00:20:57,898
What else? Okay,
rule number nine.
604
00:20:57,939 --> 00:20:59,321
Guys, no politics, okay?
605
00:20:59,421 --> 00:21:01,563
Weather talk is allowed,
even encouraged.
606
00:21:01,663 --> 00:21:02,964
Speaking of which,
607
00:21:03,064 --> 00:21:04,784
you should all be on
the lookout for storms.
608
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,549
Remember,
precipitation equals...
609
00:21:09,511 --> 00:21:10,852
Evacuation.
610
00:21:10,952 --> 00:21:13,295
We'll work more on that
later. Yes, Gretchen?
611
00:21:13,395 --> 00:21:14,892
- Could you please explain the
verbal warning system again?
612
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:16,658
Great question.
613
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:18,420
- Gretchen!
- What?
614
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,840
I don't want to
commit a tub flub.
615
00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:21,923
- You guys gotta
start taking her lead.
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