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[Shelly] Tonight,
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Bella LaRouche has
chosen a theme.
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Ladies choose their partners.
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Bella started her journey
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through some other
neighborhoods, too,
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ones with more
experimental architecture.
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Where do you come
up with that stuff?
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[Tina] Are you
shooting food porn?
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[Richie] I need a
creative outlet, okay?
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You know that I haven't been
feeling fulfilled lately.
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[Bambi] I'm looking
for my next gig here.
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Just waiting for
the stars to align.
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You'll be fine.
Everyone loves you.
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What do you say we
drive up the coast...
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get lost where no
one can reach us?
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[Joyce] You brought
Constance in,
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you pitched her
the global vision,
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and now, you're about
to make it happen.
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- You should run the thing.
- Yeah.
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Why don't you make
us a cocktail,
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and we'll have a little chat
about this company's future?
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And yours.
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If we get on the cover
of Rolling Stone,
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it'll launch us to
outer fucking space.
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[upbeat funky music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[approaching footsteps]
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Oh, sorry. I, uh,
thought you'd be gone.
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Flight's not for a couple hours.
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Two full days in the office
between trips, Joycie?
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Careful, somebody might
think you work here.
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Vassar is thanking
me for endowing
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the new Fellowship
for Women in Print.
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Whole English department
will be there.
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How much is that gonna cost ya?
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It's not about the money, Doug.
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It's about smoothing the path
for the women who follow me.
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- [hammer banging loudly]
- Hey! That is my wall!
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- What are you...
- Yeah, it used to be mine.
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Oh, my God, please do
not be a murder weapon.
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No, no, no. I put this
here for safekeeping
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after I got out over my skis
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with a waitress at Trader Vic's.
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[Joyce gasps] Oh, my God.
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You're proposing to Tina?
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Yeah, the timing's right.
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I can't go to Europe
without that woman.
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There's a time difference.
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You know, and then
the... and then the cost
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of international calls
is... is through the roof.
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Okay, couple notes.
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Um, how heavily do logistics
feature in this proposal?
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Ah, don't worry, Joycie.
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This isn't my first time
around the marriage block.
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Maybe don't mention
that, either.
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It's her mother's
big retirement thing,
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so I'm just gonna slide in
there as we're getting ready
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and I'm gonna tell
her that, um...
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just gonna tell her that
she's the first person
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I want to tell my
news to, you know?
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Good or bad.
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And that my life does not...
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doesn't make any
sense without her.
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And when I met her,
everything just kind of
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changed for me for the better.
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[laughs]
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You know, something like that.
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I think of you two as
only existing at work,
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but you have this
whole other life
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that is just so beautiful.
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Jeez, Prigger. I never
took you for a sap.
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[Joyce inhales deeply]
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Marriage is still a
patriarchal prison
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akin to indentured servitude.
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And there she is.
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That better be fixed
when I get back
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from Poughkeepsie.
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[Maxine Weldon's "Grits
Ain't Groceries" playing]
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[upbeat funky music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[Maxine] ♪ All around the
world I'd rather be a fly ♪
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♪ I'd light on my baby... ♪
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[Joyce] Of course it's
free. It's included.
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Hello.
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[attendant] Here you are.
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- And for you.
- [Shelly] Oh!
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- Ah!
- [both laugh]
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[Joyce] Mm!
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[Shelly] When was the last
time we had a moment alone,
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you and me?
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And listen,
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it's been a whirlwind
at the Lambert house.
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- Lots to report.
- [Joyce gasps]
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I cannot wait to
show you campus.
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It's gonna be great.
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I just... I have to do
this one little speech,
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and then it's just
gonna be you and me.
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Oh, I wanna see all the stuff
you used to write home about,
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like the... the Rose Parlor?
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And the strawberry scones, yes.
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And you'll get to
meet Professor Merrim.
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Oh! The famous
Professor Merrim.
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She's where it all started!
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I... you know...
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I could barely string
a sentence together
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when I got to Vassar.
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Oh, that's not true.
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On your sixth-grade report card,
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it said, "aggressive
with words."
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I was flailing compared to
the boarding school girls.
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But she... she saw something...
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I don't know... Special
in me, you know?
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I remember she sat
me down and she said,
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"Stop worrying about
what other people hear
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and fall in love with
your own unique voice."
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- Gosh. I like her already.
- Yeah.
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She's the only
person I can imagine
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writing the prologue
for my book.
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Bringing it full-circle.
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I mean, there's poetry
in that, Joycie.
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[Joyce chuckles]
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[upbeat funky music plays]
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♪ ♪
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Who wants melon?
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It's Saturday.
Why are you here?
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I knew you'd be here working,
so I brought you brunch.
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- [Richie] Oh.
- Bellini?
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Oh, no. I can't.
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My new agent wants
an updated portfolio,
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including a self-portrait
that shows the real me,
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whoever that is.
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[both chuckle]
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You ready?
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- Old headshot's not cutting it.
- [Bambi laughs]
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I forgot you came to LA to act!
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- And dance.
- [laughter]
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- [Richie] Mm.
- Oh, I thought you'd sip it.
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What did you do?
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It's from NASA.
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What's from NASA?
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The pill I cut into
quarters, ground up,
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and muddled into
the peach juice.
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It's called M-D-M...
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something. Letters
don't matter.
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Bambi, we talked about this.
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I know. I just...
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I wanted to talk
about our feelings
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and go on a healing
journey, you know?
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The work will figure itself out.
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Drugs are great for inspiration.
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I know.
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That's why I'm already on them.
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I took two purple nurples
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the second I got
off the freeway.
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I guess the only
responsible thing to do is
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give me two of those so
we're on the same ride.
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What kind of ride?
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I'm guessing... a fast one?
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♪ ♪
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[Doug] Hey, good-lookin'.
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Oh, no! Now I have
to start over!
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You know how my mom is
about my makeup, my hair.
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Yeah, your everything.
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Hey, can I get a minute
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to chat with you
before the party?
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I forgot to tell you you're
off the hook tonight.
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Trust me.
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It's the last
place you wanna be.
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What are you talking about?
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Mom retiring?
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Marvin taking over
the stationery store?
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It's gonna be intense.
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Those are more reasons
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why I should be there as
somebody who's more than your==
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My family doesn't know
that we're back together.
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Are you kidding me?
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You didn't tell them?
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They weren't thrilled
the first time.
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- Then we broke up...
- Okay.
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Then you married someone else.
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And they were actually
happy about that, but...
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Okay.
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The second time?
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Okay, okay, okay. Tins, look.
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We have had a lot of zags,
but this is different.
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This is our zig. Okay?
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So call your mother
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and tell her we
are back together
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and let me handle
the rest, okay?
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[upbeat folky music plays]
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Okay.
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Oh, that's, uh...
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that's where Persephone
Rising gathered
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- to celebrate the equinox.
- Oh!
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Well, it sounded silly
when you told me about it,
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but now that we're here,
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I kind of wanna throw
on a white dress
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and a flower crown.
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That's Cushing House,
home of The Miscellany.
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And where's the Rose Parlor?
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I could really go
for some scones.
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Um, we already took our break.
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What, when I peed
at New Rochelle?
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And we lost five minutes? Yes.
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I had to wash my hands.
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I don't mean to be so rigid.
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We're all just very
excited to have an icon
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of sexual liberation
back among us.
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Never apologize for
complimenting me to my face.
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[Joyce and Shelly chuckle]
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It's an honor to be back,
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reaching out a hand to lift
up the next generation.
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That's from my
speech. Too much?
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Almost not enough.
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♪ ♪
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[Joyce sighs]
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♪ ♪
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- [classical music plays]
- [indistinct chatter]
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- [Joyce gasps]
- Oh, look at this, Joycie.
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You think Jackie
O got this turnout
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when she came back?
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Well, yeah, but her
husband had just died.
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Where's, uh, Professor Merrim?
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Uh, office hours.
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But she'll be here
for the event.
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Of course. Great, no.
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I would never wanna
steal her away
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from shaping the
minds of tomorrow.
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That's where she gave me
my first sip of whiskey.
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Oh, I wouldn't mind a
drink. Should we find a bar?
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Actually, Joyce has
President Simpson
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right now for ten.
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Oh.
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- Um...
- Go, go. I'm a big girl.
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- You sure?
- Yes, yes!
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Okay, great. Bye! [chuckles]
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Oh.
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[upbeat funky music plays]
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[Bambi sighs]
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♪ ♪
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[radio warbling
through stations]
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[upbeat music playing]
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- [interference buzzing]
- [Bambi] Just pick a genre!
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Everything's good!
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No, it's not right.
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There's a perfect song,
and I'm gonna find it.
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It's not the song that
matters, it's who you jam with.
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[chuckling] Wrong!
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When I listen to
music with family,
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everything sounds right.
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We're not family.
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We're friends who work together.
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That is so mean.
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It's not. I-it's a
statement of fact.
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Why do you wanna hurt me?
257
00:08:33,317 --> 00:08:36,445
I don't! I love you!
258
00:08:36,612 --> 00:08:39,907
[screaming] Then why
are you screaming?
259
00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:41,617
You're in Joyce's office.
260
00:08:41,784 --> 00:08:42,785
And you're in Doug's.
261
00:08:42,952 --> 00:08:44,537
- Bad vibes!
- [Bambi] Oh, my God!
262
00:08:44,704 --> 00:08:46,247
[Richie] Ah! Go,
go, go, go, go, go!
263
00:08:48,374 --> 00:08:51,419
Did you at least tell your
mom that I'm driving a Rolls?
264
00:08:51,586 --> 00:08:53,504
I feel like you
should've led with that.
265
00:08:53,671 --> 00:08:55,590
We didn't discuss what
you're currently driving.
266
00:08:55,756 --> 00:08:57,596
[Doug] I feel like she
might've been impressed.
267
00:08:57,675 --> 00:08:59,385
[chuckling] Hey,
hey. You tickled me.
268
00:08:59,552 --> 00:09:01,220
That's my... that's
my ticklish spot.
269
00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:02,597
Since when are you ticklish?
270
00:09:02,763 --> 00:09:04,408
Oh, you get older, you
can't drink as much,
271
00:09:04,432 --> 00:09:06,152
you can't run as fast,
and you get ticklish.
272
00:09:06,183 --> 00:09:08,352
[chuckling] What do
you want me to say?
273
00:09:08,519 --> 00:09:09,788
How you feeling? You
feeling ready for this?
274
00:09:09,812 --> 00:09:11,290
- This is a big night.
- Are you ready?
275
00:09:11,314 --> 00:09:12,481
Don't worry about me.
276
00:09:12,607 --> 00:09:14,191
Call my mom Mrs.
Lewis, not Evelyn.
277
00:09:14,358 --> 00:09:15,443
Okay, of course.
278
00:09:15,610 --> 00:09:17,004
The silent guy with
the captain's hat
279
00:09:17,028 --> 00:09:18,988
is not her boyfriend, he's
her bachelor companion.
280
00:09:19,155 --> 00:09:21,155
- And the hat is not for show.
- The man is a hero.
281
00:09:21,282 --> 00:09:22,783
Whatever you do,
don't mention Midway.
282
00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:24,493
[sighs] You brought
this sack of shit?
283
00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:26,120
Hey, Ruby. Good to see ya.
284
00:09:26,287 --> 00:09:27,788
- [Ruby scoffs]
- [Doug chuckles]
285
00:09:27,955 --> 00:09:29,123
I thought you said that
286
00:09:29,290 --> 00:09:31,130
your sister liked me the
best out of everybody.
287
00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:32,792
[cheerfully] She does.
288
00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,379
It's an honor to be back.
289
00:09:35,546 --> 00:09:38,215
And I have one request.
290
00:09:38,382 --> 00:09:40,509
Don't just surprise me.
291
00:09:40,635 --> 00:09:42,053
Surprise yourselves.
292
00:09:42,219 --> 00:09:45,097
[applause]
293
00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:49,477
[President Simpson chuckles]
294
00:09:49,644 --> 00:09:50,895
[laughing] Thank
you, thank you.
295
00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:52,355
Thank you, Ms. Prigger.
296
00:09:52,521 --> 00:09:54,523
One of our most accomplished
and generous alumni.
297
00:09:54,649 --> 00:09:55,983
Mm-hmm.
298
00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:58,402
And now, in your
honor, the Night Owls.
299
00:09:58,569 --> 00:09:59,987
[all murmuring]
300
00:10:00,154 --> 00:10:02,657
[singers, in round] ♪ All
the leaves are brown ♪
301
00:10:02,823 --> 00:10:07,203
♪ And the sky is gray ♪
302
00:10:07,370 --> 00:10:10,831
♪ I've been for a walk ♪
303
00:10:10,998 --> 00:10:12,541
♪ On a winter's day ♪
304
00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:14,126
You want this to
be mom's retirement
305
00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:15,211
and her funeral?
306
00:10:15,378 --> 00:10:16,504
I knew this was a bad idea.
307
00:10:16,629 --> 00:10:17,989
I'm here to help,
not be a problem.
308
00:10:18,047 --> 00:10:20,383
Too late. Let's just
get this over with.
309
00:10:21,801 --> 00:10:24,178
Mama, congratulations!
310
00:10:24,345 --> 00:10:25,680
Ah! You're late.
311
00:10:25,846 --> 00:10:27,598
Hey, my man.
312
00:10:28,975 --> 00:10:30,351
[Evelyn] Mwah.
313
00:10:30,518 --> 00:10:31,560
Where's Doug sitting?
314
00:10:31,727 --> 00:10:32,663
I'm good to sit right
here next to my...
315
00:10:32,687 --> 00:10:34,605
Sorry, man. No room.
316
00:10:35,606 --> 00:10:37,733
Don't slap your brother.
He's a sensitive boy.
317
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:40,778
You called so late, I
couldn't get a bigger table.
318
00:10:40,903 --> 00:10:42,571
But don't worry.
319
00:10:42,697 --> 00:10:45,157
We'll find a spot
for your supervisor.
320
00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:48,536
[Doug chuckles softly]
321
00:10:48,703 --> 00:10:50,246
Listen, if my eldest
322
00:10:50,371 --> 00:10:53,541
would just ejaculate
into one dedicated sock
323
00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,835
instead of anything
that was close at hand,
324
00:10:56,002 --> 00:10:58,129
I tell you, I would
save years on laundry.
325
00:10:58,295 --> 00:11:00,089
- [person laughing]
- Years!
326
00:11:00,256 --> 00:11:02,925
The point is, that stain
will come out, no problem.
327
00:11:03,092 --> 00:11:04,552
Club soda, salt.
328
00:11:04,719 --> 00:11:07,013
- Soak, yes.
- [both laugh]
329
00:11:09,557 --> 00:11:13,227
Oh, Joycie! Oh, you were great.
330
00:11:13,394 --> 00:11:15,646
Let me introduce you to
my new friend, Doreen.
331
00:11:15,771 --> 00:11:18,941
We met at the bar, but we
bonded over petit fours.
332
00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:20,568
Professor Merrim!
333
00:11:20,735 --> 00:11:22,570
Wait, you're Professor Merrim?
334
00:11:22,737 --> 00:11:24,822
- You can call me Doreen now.
- Okay.
335
00:11:24,989 --> 00:11:26,365
[laughing] Hi, Doreen.
336
00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:27,676
I can't... This is
Professor Merrim.
337
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:28,909
I know!
338
00:11:29,076 --> 00:11:30,911
- You're quite the success.
- [Joyce] Oh!
339
00:11:31,078 --> 00:11:34,457
Your magazine is everywhere,
and you're not far behind.
340
00:11:34,623 --> 00:11:35,600
We are having a bit of a moment.
341
00:11:35,624 --> 00:11:36,584
[Shelly] Yes.
342
00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:38,085
And I hear you're
writing a book.
343
00:11:38,252 --> 00:11:40,504
Yes, and I have been dying
to talk to you about it.
344
00:11:40,671 --> 00:11:42,256
So... okay.
345
00:11:42,423 --> 00:11:44,341
I'm actually thinking
of using my thesis
346
00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:46,135
as the jumping-off point.
347
00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,988
So that makes you the
perfect person to ask to...
348
00:11:48,012 --> 00:11:49,096
I can't wait to read it.
349
00:11:49,221 --> 00:11:50,681
You'll have to
sign a copy for me.
350
00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:51,932
And what about you?
351
00:11:52,099 --> 00:11:53,243
Did you stay out
West for school?
352
00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:55,436
Well, I, um... I
started at Berkeley.
353
00:11:55,603 --> 00:11:58,105
What? No, you married Lenny
right out of high school.
354
00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:01,358
No, I did a semester at Cal.
355
00:12:02,651 --> 00:12:04,904
Then Mom left and-and...
356
00:12:05,071 --> 00:12:07,698
somebody needed to come
home and-and help Dad.
357
00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:10,743
Certainly wasn't gonna raise
an eight-year-old on his own,
358
00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:12,036
so I dropped out.
359
00:12:12,203 --> 00:12:13,621
[Doreen] Sisters
forced to navigate
360
00:12:13,788 --> 00:12:16,290
the gender revolution
without a mother.
361
00:12:16,457 --> 00:12:17,642
Now that's a book I would read.
362
00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:18,751
Oh. [chuckles]
363
00:12:18,918 --> 00:12:20,294
Not sure anyone
cares about... no.
364
00:12:20,461 --> 00:12:24,298
It's more, um, ideas
that I'm interested in.
365
00:12:24,465 --> 00:12:28,677
Sociopolitical commentary...
366
00:12:28,844 --> 00:12:30,471
Uh, you know, Shelly
is a writer, too.
367
00:12:30,638 --> 00:12:32,473
Oh, that makes sense.
368
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,076
- A natural raconteur.
- [Shelly laughs]
369
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,184
What's your genre?
370
00:12:35,351 --> 00:12:36,286
- Well, I...
- Oh, it's so fun.
371
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:38,979
Her voice really reminds
me of Djuna Barnes.
372
00:12:39,146 --> 00:12:40,815
Do you remember
Cora from seminar,
373
00:12:40,981 --> 00:12:42,421
and she could never
say Djuna Barnes?
374
00:12:42,483 --> 00:12:44,443
She would always say
D-Juna. Remember?
375
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,797
And then she drove down with us
to the city to see that play,
376
00:12:46,821 --> 00:12:48,864
the-the all-female
Hamlet in Central Park?
377
00:12:49,031 --> 00:12:51,826
[chuckling] I recall
seeing that production.
378
00:12:51,992 --> 00:12:52,868
Turgid.
379
00:12:53,035 --> 00:12:54,578
Well, you know,
380
00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:56,431
obviously, you're not gonna
remember every single student.
381
00:12:56,455 --> 00:12:57,581
[Doreen chuckles]
382
00:12:57,706 --> 00:12:59,542
You remember me, though.
383
00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,294
Yes! How could I forget
384
00:13:02,461 --> 00:13:06,257
your, uh, recontextualization
of Sor Juana de la Cruz?
385
00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:08,008
Yeah, that got
thesis of the year,
386
00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:10,469
but, um, my friend
Maggie wrote that.
387
00:13:10,636 --> 00:13:12,513
Uh, Joycie did the Brontes.
388
00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,682
Of course. I'm so sorry.
389
00:13:14,849 --> 00:13:17,059
Oh, it's fine. [chuckles]
390
00:13:17,184 --> 00:13:19,520
I obviously don't remember
all of my professors.
391
00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:22,189
Well, and now you brought
the Brontes to life.
392
00:13:22,356 --> 00:13:24,233
Two sisters, two
formidable writers.
393
00:13:24,358 --> 00:13:25,609
Well, mine are just scribbles.
394
00:13:25,776 --> 00:13:28,070
Don't diminish your
talent like that.
395
00:13:28,195 --> 00:13:31,740
The key is to stop worrying
about what other people hear
396
00:13:31,907 --> 00:13:35,578
and fall in love with
your own unique voice.
397
00:13:35,744 --> 00:13:37,496
There's nothing like it.
398
00:13:39,415 --> 00:13:41,125
Well, thank you.
399
00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:44,753
Are you all right, dear?
400
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,423
Joyce. My name is Joyce.
401
00:13:48,757 --> 00:13:50,259
I need some air.
402
00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:55,347
[chuckles softly]
403
00:13:55,514 --> 00:13:56,682
[child] Meatball?
404
00:13:56,849 --> 00:13:58,559
Oh, yeah.
405
00:13:58,726 --> 00:14:00,102
Mm! Needs a little
bit more sauce.
406
00:14:00,227 --> 00:14:01,187
[child] I licked it off.
407
00:14:03,022 --> 00:14:05,441
So you sell magazines
about vaginas, huh?
408
00:14:05,608 --> 00:14:06,567
About vaginas?
409
00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:07,985
No, we're mostly in the, uh...
410
00:14:08,152 --> 00:14:09,546
in the... in the penis
business now, actually.
411
00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,030
Mm.
412
00:14:11,197 --> 00:14:13,317
So Benji, you've been with
this family longer than me.
413
00:14:13,449 --> 00:14:16,660
How do I get from this
table to that one?
414
00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:18,537
What's in it for me?
415
00:14:18,704 --> 00:14:19,598
Helping me out.
What do you mean?
416
00:14:19,622 --> 00:14:20,831
What do you want, cash?
417
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,041
Minx subscription.
418
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,917
Full year, plus back issues.
419
00:14:24,084 --> 00:14:25,395
You're too young.
How old are you, kid?
420
00:14:25,419 --> 00:14:26,378
[Benjamin] 13.
421
00:14:26,503 --> 00:14:28,088
- You are 13?
- [Benjamin] Yeah.
422
00:14:28,255 --> 00:14:30,174
- You got a place to store it?
- Yeah.
423
00:14:30,341 --> 00:14:32,176
'Cause I used to
keep mine, you know,
424
00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:33,820
ladies underwear catalogue,
under a mattress.
425
00:14:33,844 --> 00:14:34,696
Where are you keeping yours?
426
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,804
Amateur.
427
00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:37,431
That's the first
place they look.
428
00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:39,767
I got a spot under the
floorboard of the kitchen.
429
00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:41,769
There's still
moonshine in there.
430
00:14:41,936 --> 00:14:43,812
All right.
431
00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:44,939
All right, fuck it.
432
00:14:45,105 --> 00:14:47,483
You got a deal. Let's do this.
433
00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:48,692
Marvin.
434
00:14:50,694 --> 00:14:53,781
Grandma likes him best
'cause he needs her most.
435
00:14:53,948 --> 00:14:56,992
That is really
insightful stuff, man.
436
00:14:57,117 --> 00:14:58,744
[child] Do you
want my spaghetti?
437
00:14:58,911 --> 00:14:59,995
Oh, no thank you.
438
00:15:00,162 --> 00:15:01,097
Thank you, though,
for the offer.
439
00:15:01,121 --> 00:15:01,997
It's so funny.
440
00:15:02,164 --> 00:15:03,499
I can hear the colors.
441
00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:05,125
And this one's screaming.
442
00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:07,461
- [Richie] More taupe, please.
- No.
443
00:15:07,628 --> 00:15:08,837
[whispers] You're perfect.
444
00:15:11,298 --> 00:15:12,967
[Richie sighs]
445
00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:14,677
Josefina.
446
00:15:14,843 --> 00:15:16,387
How gorgeous are you?
447
00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:17,930
[Richie sighs]
448
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:20,599
I can see it now.
449
00:15:20,766 --> 00:15:23,978
Why you have to
leave our family.
450
00:15:24,144 --> 00:15:26,438
You have so much more
to give this world.
451
00:15:26,563 --> 00:15:30,192
Not a family. Just a workplace.
452
00:15:30,317 --> 00:15:32,778
And you have more to give, too.
453
00:15:32,945 --> 00:15:37,324
You're-you're so good
at loving and nurturing.
454
00:15:37,491 --> 00:15:39,827
[spacey folk music plays]
455
00:15:39,994 --> 00:15:42,955
You have a real gift, Bambi.
456
00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:46,792
[singer] ♪ Waiting for
someone To come on home ♪
457
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:49,837
♪ ♪
458
00:15:51,797 --> 00:15:54,425
[both sigh]
459
00:15:54,591 --> 00:15:57,177
Drugs are amazing.
460
00:15:57,344 --> 00:16:00,180
- [Bambi gasps]
- What? What is it?
461
00:16:00,347 --> 00:16:02,057
We should do more.
462
00:16:02,224 --> 00:16:03,600
Yes.
463
00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:07,730
Benji said you like
a white Russian.
464
00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:10,024
Mind if I sit down?
465
00:16:12,484 --> 00:16:14,403
Well, thank you.
466
00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:17,865
I gotta ask you, Marvin,
why do you hate me so much?
467
00:16:18,032 --> 00:16:20,051
Why does everybody hate me? Is
it 'cause I was Tina's boss?
468
00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:21,952
Is that it?
469
00:16:22,119 --> 00:16:24,204
Nobody cares about that, man.
470
00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:26,623
How do you think my dad
got together with my mom?
471
00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:28,542
Then what is it?
472
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,228
'Cause I'm really trying
to make this work.
473
00:16:30,252 --> 00:16:32,355
There's a chance you and I
are gonna be brothers one day.
474
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:35,549
Mm, I don't see that
happening for us.
475
00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:39,887
The store was Tina's.
476
00:16:40,054 --> 00:16:42,097
That was always the plan.
477
00:16:42,264 --> 00:16:44,391
Then you come along
and hire her away.
478
00:16:44,558 --> 00:16:46,852
Dad dies, Mom steps in.
479
00:16:47,019 --> 00:16:50,105
Now it's my turn.
You did all that.
480
00:16:50,272 --> 00:16:51,916
Look, I've done a lot of
questionable things in my life,
481
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,317
but offering a
talented woman a job
482
00:16:53,484 --> 00:16:54,564
I don't see as one of them.
483
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:56,153
She loves her family.
484
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,821
She would never have
just walked away.
485
00:16:57,988 --> 00:16:59,239
You hypnotized her.
486
00:16:59,406 --> 00:17:00,508
There was always
a fire within her.
487
00:17:00,532 --> 00:17:02,826
Maybe I fanned the flames a
little bit, but that's it.
488
00:17:02,993 --> 00:17:03,793
- Nah.
- [Doug] Yeah.
489
00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:05,620
You talked her into it.
490
00:17:05,788 --> 00:17:07,373
Hey, what did you
even say, anyway?
491
00:17:07,539 --> 00:17:08,999
I just told her the truth.
492
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,792
Judy, you'd be fascinated
493
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,753
by what Shelly's
been working on.
494
00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:14,838
Shelly, how would
you describe it?
495
00:17:15,004 --> 00:17:16,548
Oh, uh, I don't know.
496
00:17:16,715 --> 00:17:20,427
Um, I guess I'd say, uh...
497
00:17:20,594 --> 00:17:23,013
I take Madame Bovary, uh,
498
00:17:23,138 --> 00:17:25,599
a touch of the Marquis de Sade,
499
00:17:25,766 --> 00:17:28,102
mix in a little Donna
Reed... [chuckles]
500
00:17:28,268 --> 00:17:29,686
and then use it all to explore
501
00:17:29,853 --> 00:17:32,147
America's suburban anxiety.
502
00:17:33,774 --> 00:17:35,109
Fuck, that sounds good.
503
00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:37,152
She's been publishing at Minx.
504
00:17:37,277 --> 00:17:38,904
I'm teaching a
seminar next semester
505
00:17:39,029 --> 00:17:40,697
on the modern erotic.
506
00:17:40,823 --> 00:17:42,699
This sounds exactly
like the type of thing
507
00:17:42,866 --> 00:17:44,284
I should include
on the syllabus.
508
00:17:44,451 --> 00:17:45,494
Oh.
509
00:17:48,622 --> 00:17:50,457
You remember Jared
from First Baptist?
510
00:17:50,624 --> 00:17:53,794
- Mm-hmm.
- He has four sons now.
511
00:17:53,961 --> 00:17:55,421
I bet he's a great dad.
512
00:17:55,546 --> 00:17:59,049
You could give him a call
since you love married men.
513
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:01,343
[Tina laughs]
514
00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:02,678
Mm.
515
00:18:02,803 --> 00:18:05,305
Happy retirement!
516
00:18:05,472 --> 00:18:06,974
[Evelyn] Mm.
517
00:18:07,141 --> 00:18:08,725
Okay.
518
00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:14,815
[Evelyn gasps]
519
00:18:14,982 --> 00:18:16,859
Oh, my goodness.
520
00:18:16,984 --> 00:18:18,152
It's the day that...
521
00:18:18,318 --> 00:18:20,529
Your daddy took over
the store from Grampy.
522
00:18:20,696 --> 00:18:23,323
- [chuckling] Yes.
- Oh, baby!
523
00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,951
[Evelyn smooches] Thank you!
524
00:18:26,118 --> 00:18:29,163
- I'm glad you like it.
- Thank you.
525
00:18:29,288 --> 00:18:31,039
Mm. [sniffles]
526
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:33,083
[Tina] Now listen, Mama.
527
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,127
About Doug.
528
00:18:35,294 --> 00:18:36,354
Don't you think
it's time that we...
529
00:18:36,378 --> 00:18:37,838
[glass clinking]
530
00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:39,283
Hey, let's bring
it in, everybody.
531
00:18:39,339 --> 00:18:41,925
My lovely family, one
second, one second.
532
00:18:42,092 --> 00:18:43,486
I know we're all
gathered here today
533
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,679
to celebrate Mama's retirement
534
00:18:45,846 --> 00:18:48,891
and the next generation
taking over Lewis Stationers.
535
00:18:49,057 --> 00:18:51,018
[cheers and applause]
536
00:18:51,185 --> 00:18:53,395
Hey, hey!
537
00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:59,234
Now, I had a nice conversation
with my brother, Doug Renetti.
538
00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,487
Smart man.
539
00:19:01,653 --> 00:19:02,863
Now, he convinced me that
540
00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:05,365
I gotta start living my dreams,
541
00:19:05,532 --> 00:19:08,076
and that means becoming
a long-haul trucker...
542
00:19:08,243 --> 00:19:09,953
[all gasping]
543
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,831
and exploring the highways
and byways of this great land.
544
00:19:12,998 --> 00:19:13,933
[whispering] Jesus Christ.
545
00:19:13,957 --> 00:19:15,709
To Doug!
546
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:18,378
[sedate classical music plays]
547
00:19:18,545 --> 00:19:20,297
[peaceful folky music plays]
548
00:19:20,464 --> 00:19:24,843
[singer] ♪ Don't little
Raindrops fall from the sky ♪
549
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:29,765
♪ Are there not
mountains Ever so high? ♪
550
00:19:29,932 --> 00:19:33,227
♪ Does a candle
flame Bring light ♪
551
00:19:33,393 --> 00:19:35,646
♪ Do I love you? ♪
552
00:19:35,812 --> 00:19:38,232
Shel, you up?
553
00:19:38,398 --> 00:19:40,234
Oh, oh, God!
554
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,276
Oh, God.
555
00:19:42,027 --> 00:19:42,945
Oh, God.
556
00:19:43,111 --> 00:19:44,905
♪ ♪
557
00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:46,156
Ah!
558
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:47,407
Snake charmer!
559
00:19:47,574 --> 00:19:48,676
[Doug] I didn't
tell him to leave!
560
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,244
I just told him
what I told Tina!
561
00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:51,745
- That's it!
- Confidence man!
562
00:19:51,912 --> 00:19:54,456
- Mama, stop it!
- [all gasp]
563
00:19:55,666 --> 00:19:57,000
It's not Doug's fault
564
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,461
nobody wants to work at
the damn stationery store.
565
00:19:59,586 --> 00:20:00,921
If he hadn't come along,
566
00:20:01,088 --> 00:20:02,839
I would've found
another way to escape.
567
00:20:03,006 --> 00:20:04,442
Hell, Ruby married
the first guy she met
568
00:20:04,466 --> 00:20:05,485
to get out of running the store.
569
00:20:05,509 --> 00:20:06,903
- Hey, hey, hey. Hold up.
- [Tina] Sorry, Dave.
570
00:20:06,927 --> 00:20:08,887
Love you.
571
00:20:09,054 --> 00:20:11,181
And Marvin, since when
are you into trucks?
572
00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:13,392
The road calls. Always has.
573
00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:14,677
The road calls because you...
574
00:20:14,768 --> 00:20:16,019
Because you killed his father.
575
00:20:16,144 --> 00:20:18,814
- [all gasping]
- Mama, you gotta stop that.
576
00:20:18,939 --> 00:20:20,691
You know Daddy
died of emphysema.
577
00:20:20,816 --> 00:20:22,693
After you left the store!
578
00:20:22,859 --> 00:20:25,070
If anything killed Daddy,
other than emphysema,
579
00:20:25,237 --> 00:20:26,280
it was the store,
580
00:20:26,405 --> 00:20:27,549
which he hated more
than any of us.
581
00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:28,615
Not more than me!
582
00:20:28,782 --> 00:20:30,158
Then sell it!
583
00:20:30,325 --> 00:20:32,661
Don't pass it along like
a haunted hot potato.
584
00:20:32,786 --> 00:20:36,415
I would never turn my back
on what this family built.
585
00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:39,001
I understand duty,
586
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,294
unlike you,
587
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:43,130
who threw it all
away to be secretary
588
00:20:43,297 --> 00:20:45,924
to a twice-divorced,
philandering
589
00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:48,468
white pornographer!
590
00:20:48,635 --> 00:20:50,637
- [all exclaim, groan]
- [softly] Yeah.
591
00:20:50,804 --> 00:20:53,974
I haven't been a secretary
for more than a year.
592
00:20:54,099 --> 00:20:57,060
And as a matter of fact,
I was just promoted.
593
00:20:57,227 --> 00:20:58,478
I'm going to be running
594
00:20:58,645 --> 00:21:00,814
the entire Minx
international division.
595
00:21:00,981 --> 00:21:03,275
Eight editions, four continents.
596
00:21:03,442 --> 00:21:05,027
And I get to move to Europe!
597
00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:09,156
So what exactly
did I throw away?
598
00:21:14,661 --> 00:21:15,662
What was that?
599
00:21:15,829 --> 00:21:17,331
What were you
doing... in there?
600
00:21:17,456 --> 00:21:19,458
And would you please
put a sock on the door?
601
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,001
Okay, I'm sure that was a lot.
602
00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:23,003
Since when are you
a... you know...
603
00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:24,546
with Professor Merrim?
604
00:21:24,713 --> 00:21:27,007
Oh, God. Just call
her Doreen already.
605
00:21:27,174 --> 00:21:30,344
I don't want to, Shelly.
This is-this is a...
606
00:21:30,510 --> 00:21:32,012
What about Lenny?
607
00:21:32,179 --> 00:21:36,224
Well, Lenny and I have a
sophisticated relationship.
608
00:21:36,350 --> 00:21:37,809
We're, you know...
609
00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:42,022
Holy shit. You're
Bella LaRouche.
610
00:21:42,189 --> 00:21:43,148
[Shelly sighs]
611
00:21:43,315 --> 00:21:45,150
Light dawns on Marblehead.
612
00:21:45,317 --> 00:21:48,362
This is just out
of nowhere, Shel.
613
00:21:48,528 --> 00:21:50,322
I've been trying to talk to you.
614
00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:52,366
This trip is about my fellowship
615
00:21:52,532 --> 00:21:55,285
and asking Professor...
Doreen if she would...
616
00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:57,871
if she would write my prologue,
and now you've just...
617
00:21:58,038 --> 00:22:01,708
you've just twisted it into
your sexual exploration.
618
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:05,045
Jesus, Joyce. This isn't
about you for once.
619
00:22:05,212 --> 00:22:06,356
- What does that mean?
- [Shelly] What?
620
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:09,049
It-it means just
that I am sick of you
621
00:22:09,216 --> 00:22:12,302
paying zero attention to anyone
other than Joyce Prigger.
622
00:22:12,469 --> 00:22:13,553
I mean, for Chrissake,
623
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,365
you didn't even remember
I went to college?
624
00:22:15,389 --> 00:22:18,225
Oh, come on. Shel, I
was eight years old.
625
00:22:18,392 --> 00:22:19,601
And I was, you know,
626
00:22:19,768 --> 00:22:21,412
a bit distracted by the
fact that Mom had left.
627
00:22:21,436 --> 00:22:22,896
What do you want from me?
628
00:22:23,063 --> 00:22:25,524
Well, for starters, how
about some gratitude, okay?
629
00:22:25,691 --> 00:22:28,235
I let go of my dreams
to take care of you.
630
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,071
You've gotten to be
whoever you wanted.
631
00:22:31,238 --> 00:22:32,739
Why can't it be my turn?
632
00:22:32,906 --> 00:22:35,992
It can. It can,
Shel, it-it's just...
633
00:22:37,494 --> 00:22:39,996
Just why here? Why now?
634
00:22:40,163 --> 00:22:42,207
Joyce, I know you
wanted to come back here
635
00:22:42,374 --> 00:22:44,126
so the world could
gather at your feet
636
00:22:44,251 --> 00:22:45,627
and tell you how
brilliant you are,
637
00:22:45,794 --> 00:22:48,130
but I am sick of
putting my life on hold
638
00:22:48,296 --> 00:22:49,923
to talk about yours.
639
00:22:51,383 --> 00:22:52,634
Now, if you'll excuse me,
640
00:22:52,759 --> 00:22:54,559
I've been promised the
full Vassar experience,
641
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,638
and I don't want to
keep her waiting.
642
00:22:59,015 --> 00:23:00,267
- [sock whips]
- Okay.
643
00:23:00,392 --> 00:23:01,810
This is a sock.
644
00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:04,646
I'm putting it on the
doorknob just so we're clear.
645
00:23:06,231 --> 00:23:07,083
- [bedroom door slams]
- [car door slams]
646
00:23:07,107 --> 00:23:08,442
Did I just do that?
647
00:23:08,608 --> 00:23:09,794
I can't believe I just did that.
648
00:23:09,818 --> 00:23:10,944
I slapped her finger!
649
00:23:11,695 --> 00:23:14,281
- Nobody stands up to my mom.
- You did.
650
00:23:14,448 --> 00:23:17,284
I'm so glad you were
there and you saw that!
651
00:23:17,451 --> 00:23:18,493
Yeah.
652
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:19,595
It was a real
breakthrough moment.
653
00:23:19,619 --> 00:23:21,455
- It was.
- [Tina sighs]
654
00:23:21,621 --> 00:23:23,808
Hey, why didn't you tell me
about Minx International, Tins?
655
00:23:23,832 --> 00:23:25,959
I'm a little confused.
656
00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:28,503
Well, it happened while
you were in Vegas.
657
00:23:28,670 --> 00:23:30,606
Constance made me promise
not to tell anybody, so...
658
00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:32,424
Well, I'm not anybody, right?
659
00:23:34,801 --> 00:23:36,136
I know it was your idea.
660
00:23:36,303 --> 00:23:37,471
So the fuck what?
661
00:23:37,637 --> 00:23:39,473
You've kinda had a bad run.
662
00:23:39,639 --> 00:23:42,392
[soft music playing on radio]
663
00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:45,103
Well, I'm happy for you.
664
00:23:45,270 --> 00:23:47,147
This is a big deal for you.
665
00:23:50,108 --> 00:23:51,794
But you didn't tell me
about business school.
666
00:23:51,818 --> 00:23:54,571
You didn't tell me
about this. I...
667
00:23:54,696 --> 00:23:57,032
I guess I didn't know
how you'd take it.
668
00:24:01,453 --> 00:24:03,663
You're the first person I
wanna share my news with,
669
00:24:03,789 --> 00:24:06,333
good and bad.
670
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:08,543
I want to be that for you.
671
00:24:10,295 --> 00:24:11,880
I want that, too.
672
00:24:17,511 --> 00:24:19,012
[engine turns over]
673
00:24:19,179 --> 00:24:21,848
[peaceful folky music plays]
674
00:24:22,015 --> 00:24:24,935
♪ ♪
675
00:24:29,231 --> 00:24:30,398
Apology scones.
676
00:24:32,943 --> 00:24:34,027
- Thanks.
- [Joyce chuckles]
677
00:24:34,194 --> 00:24:35,946
♪ ♪
678
00:24:36,112 --> 00:24:37,405
I will be the first to admit
679
00:24:37,572 --> 00:24:40,450
that we both said
things we didn't mean.
680
00:24:40,617 --> 00:24:42,285
I meant every word.
681
00:24:42,410 --> 00:24:44,663
♪ ♪
682
00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:47,207
- Really?
- I regret yelling.
683
00:24:47,374 --> 00:24:50,627
[chuckling] Okay.
684
00:24:50,752 --> 00:24:53,380
Okay, well, we can talk more
about it in the car, I guess.
685
00:24:53,547 --> 00:24:55,298
Doreen invited me to breakfast.
686
00:24:55,465 --> 00:24:58,385
I-I've decided to
extend my stay.
687
00:24:58,552 --> 00:24:59,386
For how long?
688
00:24:59,553 --> 00:25:02,472
I-I... I don't know.
689
00:25:02,597 --> 00:25:04,307
[Joyce] What?
690
00:25:04,474 --> 00:25:05,851
Shel, what about the kids?
691
00:25:06,017 --> 00:25:08,895
Oh, Lenny's more than
capable of handling them.
692
00:25:09,062 --> 00:25:11,857
And hey, a flight alone?
You can work on your book.
693
00:25:12,023 --> 00:25:12,792
- [Shelly chuckles]
- [Joyce sighs]
694
00:25:12,816 --> 00:25:14,150
There's not much
to go on, really.
695
00:25:14,317 --> 00:25:16,111
It's just a title.
696
00:25:16,278 --> 00:25:17,713
Well, if you spend
some time with yourself
697
00:25:17,737 --> 00:25:19,537
rather than seeking out
other people's praise,
698
00:25:19,573 --> 00:25:21,366
maybe you'll know
where to start.
699
00:25:21,533 --> 00:25:24,411
♪ ♪
700
00:25:24,578 --> 00:25:26,580
Hey. We'll be good, okay?
701
00:25:26,746 --> 00:25:27,914
Go.
702
00:25:28,081 --> 00:25:29,058
[singer] ♪ Will
things work out? ♪
703
00:25:29,082 --> 00:25:30,584
♪ I don't know any more ♪
704
00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:32,752
Okay.
705
00:25:32,919 --> 00:25:35,755
There's, uh, an apple
orchard up Route 9.
706
00:25:35,922 --> 00:25:38,425
Have Doreen take you.
707
00:25:38,592 --> 00:25:41,177
[singer] ♪ That doing my
best Never gave me... ♪
708
00:25:41,344 --> 00:25:42,429
[softly] Okay.
709
00:25:42,596 --> 00:25:44,931
Okay.
710
00:25:45,098 --> 00:25:46,808
Bye.
711
00:25:46,975 --> 00:25:49,811
♪ ♪
712
00:25:49,936 --> 00:25:51,646
[Shelly sighs]
713
00:25:51,813 --> 00:25:53,607
♪ ♪
714
00:25:53,773 --> 00:25:56,443
[Tina sighs] We're
gonna be late.
715
00:25:56,610 --> 00:25:57,944
Ten more minutes.
716
00:25:58,111 --> 00:26:00,989
♪ ♪
717
00:26:06,328 --> 00:26:09,915
[singer] ♪ Try again, Trying
to tell you something ♪
718
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,627
♪ Words got stuck
In my mind again ♪
719
00:26:13,752 --> 00:26:17,964
♪ Smile at you Hoping
you see me coming up ♪
720
00:26:18,131 --> 00:26:20,133
♪ Won't turn your back
on me Maybe this time ♪
721
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:22,052
[Tina sighs]
722
00:26:22,218 --> 00:26:25,347
[singer] ♪ Try again, Trying
to tell you something ♪
723
00:26:25,513 --> 00:26:29,392
♪ Words got stuck
In my mind again ♪
724
00:26:29,517 --> 00:26:30,644
[camera shutter clicks]
725
00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:33,647
♪ ♪
726
00:26:42,739 --> 00:26:43,659
[camera shutter clicks]
727
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:48,578
♪ ♪
728
00:26:54,042 --> 00:26:56,169
[indistinct chatter]
729
00:26:56,336 --> 00:26:57,295
Excuse me.
730
00:26:57,462 --> 00:26:58,755
- Are you...
- Yes, I'm her.
731
00:26:58,922 --> 00:27:00,682
I appreciate the interest,
but I'm very busy.
732
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,675
In 2A?
733
00:27:01,841 --> 00:27:02,968
Oh.
734
00:27:03,093 --> 00:27:04,678
I think you're in my seat.
735
00:27:04,844 --> 00:27:06,322
- [chuckling] Sorry.
- [traveler] Okay.
736
00:27:06,346 --> 00:27:07,931
[sighs] Rough morning.
737
00:27:08,098 --> 00:27:09,140
[traveler] Yeah.
738
00:27:09,307 --> 00:27:11,393
- Um...
- Oops.
739
00:27:11,518 --> 00:27:12,352
Squeeze by.
740
00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:14,980
Ooh, um, yeah.
741
00:27:15,146 --> 00:27:18,858
[Joyce moaning] Oh! Oh, God!
742
00:27:19,025 --> 00:27:20,443
[traveler] Oh, shit!
743
00:27:22,362 --> 00:27:24,614
Oh, wow. [chuckles]
744
00:27:24,781 --> 00:27:26,008
You really know
what you're doing.
745
00:27:26,032 --> 00:27:27,617
Thank you.
746
00:27:27,784 --> 00:27:30,328
I mean, you're Joyce Prigger.
747
00:27:30,453 --> 00:27:31,579
You know who I am?
748
00:27:31,705 --> 00:27:33,373
Yeah. Doesn't everybody?
749
00:27:34,666 --> 00:27:35,917
Oh.
750
00:27:39,379 --> 00:27:40,797
Would you mind
signing this for me?
751
00:27:40,964 --> 00:27:42,215
[Joyce] Uh...
752
00:27:42,382 --> 00:27:44,884
[traveler laughs] Oh.
753
00:27:45,051 --> 00:27:46,891
Ah, the guys in the office
are gonna freak out.
754
00:27:46,970 --> 00:27:50,640
[sighs] Ooh.
755
00:27:50,807 --> 00:27:52,559
[chuckles]
756
00:27:52,726 --> 00:27:54,853
♪ ♪
757
00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:57,981
[singers, in round] ♪ All
the leaves are brown ♪
758
00:27:58,148 --> 00:28:02,569
♪ And the sky is gray ♪
759
00:28:02,736 --> 00:28:06,114
♪ I've been for a walk ♪
760
00:28:06,281 --> 00:28:10,452
♪ On a winter's day ♪
761
00:28:10,618 --> 00:28:13,955
♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪
762
00:28:14,122 --> 00:28:18,418
♪ If I was in LA ♪
763
00:28:18,585 --> 00:28:22,255
♪ California dreamin' ♪
764
00:28:22,422 --> 00:28:26,259
♪ On such a winter's day ♪
765
00:28:26,426 --> 00:28:29,763
♪ Stopped into a church ♪
766
00:28:29,929 --> 00:28:33,850
♪ I passed along the way ♪
767
00:28:33,975 --> 00:28:37,812
♪ Well, I got
down On my knees ♪
768
00:28:37,979 --> 00:28:41,858
♪ And I pretend to pray ♪
769
00:28:42,025 --> 00:28:45,987
♪ You know the preacher
Like the cold ♪
770
00:28:46,112 --> 00:28:50,450
♪ He knows I'm gonna stay ♪
771
00:28:50,617 --> 00:28:54,329
♪ California dreamin' ♪
772
00:28:54,454 --> 00:28:59,209
♪ On such a winter's day ♪
773
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[singers vocalizing]
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♪ ♪
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