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- Hey.
- Maggie!
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It's only
a matter of time
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before George
gives you a byline.
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You are so beyond a researcher.
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- We both are.
- Thank you.
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You're more than happy
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to lap up the attention
when it suits you.
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You're more than happy
basking in my reflection.
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- Should we have sex now?
- Oh, no.
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I, um... I-I can't
do that again.
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- What?
- We need to be friends.
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You think anyone
else knows how good we are?
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Not a chance.
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You know,
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I haven't have a boss
since I was 16 years old.
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And now I have two,
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and one of them is
Joyce fucking Prigger.
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I've decided to
not move forward with Beyond.
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I need you to come
up with more ideas...
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Your big Renetti ideas.
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Well, were you
fucking wowed tonight?
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I have to defer to Joyce.
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Doug, the answer's no.
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♪ You... ♪
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Are you really not gonna
speak to me this entire ride?
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I'm sorry I vetoed
your dance troupe.
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Well, it could've
been a revolution.
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Historically, I don't
think revolutions
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- involve that much baby oil.
- Okay.
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Listen, Doug, it wasn't...
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If you say "it wasn't personal"
to me one more time, Joyce...
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It wasn't.
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I'm just getting
hammered on all sides.
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I mean, Connie kills
my science magazine.
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You murder my sexy boys.
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I'm on the goddamn schneid.
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"Schneid's" a losing streak.
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That's what you call
schmoozing in Sin City...
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Cutting international deals
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and bathed in glorious neon
surrounded by games of chance?
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I'm selling foreign
rights to Minx, Joyce.
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I'm not exactly attending
Frank Sinatra's birthday party.
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No, that's next
weekend.
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Me back in Vegas...
This is a huge mistake.
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This town has a
nose for failure,
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and I got the
fucking stink, so...
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You know, this city
shouldn't even be here.
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It's an oasis built
on hustle and moxie.
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This is where people come
to turn their luck around.
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Oh...
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Thank you.
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- Thanks, boss.
- Would you look around?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, come on.
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How can you be
depressed in Vegas?
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I'm not
depressed. It's just...
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Thank you.
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Man, I miss that sound...
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Money and tears.
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"A stately
pleasure-dome decree."
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You know, maybe
you're right, Joycey.
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Maybe things are getting better.
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- Renetti.
- Yeah.
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This is for '65, fuckhead.
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♪ If you want it ♪
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♪ If you want it, baby ♪
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♪ Get on it, ah! ♪
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♪ If you want it ♪
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I think
we got the shot.
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- Whoo.
- Thank you.
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- Good match, everyone.
- Hey.
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- Killer forehand, bro.
- Thanks, man.
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Nice work, boys, nice work.
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This issue's gonna be huge.
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Our readers love a
clean-cut sportsman or two.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Got caught arguing
ad rates with Kotex.
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I hope you didn't cave
to those terrorists.
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Tampax will pay us
double for exclusivity.
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That would mean
breaking our contract.
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Oh, well, they might try
and wiggle out themselves
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if the environment
is inhospitable.
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I guess I'll get creative.
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I guess you will.
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Another masterpiece, Ricardo.
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Honestly,
you didn't miss much.
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Prigger special, rackets,
dick, oh, look, there's a lady.
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- She's in power.
- The usual.
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Last chance, Richie, okay?
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The boys are coming,
too. It's gonna be fun.
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Uh, me and Danny still have
some work we need to finish up.
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You go on ahead.
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Hold on. What's happening here?
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We're hitting the Palomino to
watch the Battle of the Sexes.
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- It's the event of the year.
- Ooh, I'm racing home to watch.
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I wouldn't miss Billie
Jean for the world.
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Did I tell you...
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About your chance encounters
on the junior-tennis circuit?
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Holmby Hills in '62.
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Well, don't forget
Toluca Lake in '65
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She complimented my skort.
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- Wow.
- You know, I like tennis.
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- Oh, I would've invited you.
- She would've said no.
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- Yeah, you do always say no.
- Okay, maybe lately.
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That doesn't mean I
don't want to be invited.
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Yeah, but you're ascending
to the corporate plane,
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leaving us mortals behind,
but we're very proud of you.
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I'm still here, on the
fun plane, being fun.
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Let's watch here!
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- Oh.
- It'll be great.
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Just like old times.
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Uh, t-that's
actually a bad idea.
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Yeah, fancy new offices,
plush carpet, our bosses...
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Are out of here and done
giving us unnecessary feedback.
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I'm in charge.
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Good Time Tina says watch
party at Bottom Dollar!
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♪ What you want ♪
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♪ See it in motion ♪
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♪ Hear her talk ♪
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♪ You got to sell the notion ♪
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♪ That you want
To follow her ♪
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♪ Wherever she goes ♪
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Well, look at you.
You look sharp.
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Thank you.
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My outfit's the opening
volley on my panel remarks.
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I thinking of saying, "I'm here
to talk female demographics,
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but I'm also quite fun."
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Oh, right, your, uh,
chitchat thing, huh?
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You mean me forging
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essential bonds with
other professional women?
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Shouldn't you be forging some
fiscal bonds of your own?
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No need.
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- What happened?
- Nothing.
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I just don't have to
hustle for buyers.
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They came to me.
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What, in the 30 minutes
it took me to change?
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That's enough time
to fuck things up
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but not make things good?
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Look, concierge had a stack
of these for me at check-in.
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My room is full
of fruit baskets.
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Everybody wants in.
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So all I have to do is
play London off of Paris,
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gin up some old grudges from
the war, you know, Europe shit.
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We'll set our own price.
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Doug, this is incredible.
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Yeah, if I can get all these
deals done before dinner,
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I can get on the last
Greyhound to Los Angeles.
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The bus?
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Yeah.
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I'm tired, Joyce.
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It's possible,
verging on probable,
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that I have underappreciated
your contributions.
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What? You underappreciated me?
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- No.
- You brought Constance in.
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You pitched her
the global vision,
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and now you're about
to make it happen.
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I mean, you should
run the thing.
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Is that something
you'd even want?
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To run an international
publishing empire?
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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That'd be mildly
appealing, I guess.
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But, you know, Connie's
the big boss on this,
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and she'd have to get on board.
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No. No, she's been
deferring to me
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on everything Minx.
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I assure you I will
make my strongest case.
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Well, that's a lot of travel.
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I just don't know
where I would call home.
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Would it be Buenos Aires,
Amsterdam, Monaco?
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I think London is
less debauched,
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and, also, it's
commonly acknowledged
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to be the center of
international publishing,
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which would be none
of my business,
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because off American
soil, Minx would be yours.
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Ah.
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Well, I get along
very well with a lot of girls.
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I don't think
you give us credit
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for having any brains.
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Billie's gonna wipe that
smug smile off his face.
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I'm loving this.
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I'm rooting for the
plucky lesbian, too.
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Oh, whoa, whoa.
Billie's happily married.
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Her husband's a hunky blonde.
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Right. Sorry, I'm new
to women's tennis.
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It's a Good
Time Tina recipe.
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What are the measurements?
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Pour until there's nothing left.
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This whole thing's a joke.
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Men are better at
sports than women, okay?
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I'm sorry. I'm not
pretending they're not.
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Billie Jean's not just a woman.
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She's the best of
her generation.
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I could return that serve
with my hands behind my back.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Okay, prove it.
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- Prove it?
- Yeah, prove it...
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Outside, right now, my serve.
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Hmm.
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Hands behind my back, lady.
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...Astrodome, it's
the Battle of the Sexes...
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Billie Jean King
versus Bobby Riggs.
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♪ Anything you
can do I can be part of ♪
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My money's on Dustin.
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There is no beating
testosterone.
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How's he gonna hold the racket?
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Telekinesis?
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Wasn't on his résumé.
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The only special skill
he listed was "abs."
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Hmm.
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Sorry, Danny needs me for a sec.
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It's a darkroom thing.
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Hey.
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Huh? Huh?
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Whoa. He should've listed
that as a special skill.
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Little party
trick from my Chico days.
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You think this is the first
time I've seen a penis
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stuffed someplace
it doesn't belong?
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I got two boys.
Come on, love-all.
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- All right.
- Whoo, Shelly!
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- Tough talk.
- Thank you.
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Tough talk.
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Oh, shit.
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Whoo.
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Get the racket.
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You maim the official,
that's a forfeit.
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- That was out, second serve.
- No, that wasn't out.
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What, are you calling me a liar?
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Yeah, 'cause it was
not out.
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- Second serve, toots.
- Don't call me toots, asshole.
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Oh, God.
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It's okay.
You got this.
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You got this.
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What is he doing?
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Come on, wrap it up.
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I'm... I'm wrapping
it. I'm wrapping it.
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- Can you hurry it up?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Here we go.
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Yes!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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- Point.
- For me.
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The challenge was
return the serve.
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I did. I win for men.
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Men!
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What?
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- No. No, no, no.
- Men! Men! Men!
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Men! Men! Men! Men!
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- Uh...
- Men! Men! Men!
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Guys, I, uh...
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- I might be in trouble.
- Men! Men! Men!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Meet the New Woman,
251
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all-new women's magazine
for the new woman.
252
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Please take your seats.
253
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Hello. Checking
in. It's Joyce P...
254
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Of course, Ms. Prigger.
255
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Green lanyard for speakers.
256
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Ooh, so official. Thank you.
257
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Thank you.
258
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Would you mind?
259
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Oh.
260
00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:05,337
My pleasure, Beatrice.
Anything for a reader.
261
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This was a good one.
262
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They're all good, Ms. Prigger.
263
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Stop.
264
00:10:10,075 --> 00:10:11,635
Um, have my fellow
New Women checked in?
265
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I'd love to coordinate
a group photo.
266
00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,281
- Oh, yes, right there.
- Thank you.
267
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,154
- Joyce.
- George.
268
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I can't turn around
269
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without seeing
your smiling face.
270
00:10:25,738 --> 00:10:27,326
Success agrees with you.
271
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,528
Uh, you're here
for my- my panel?
272
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Sort of. Uh, my
monthly is up there.
273
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I left New York
magazine, started my own.
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Gal!
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Exclamation
mark and everything.
276
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,072
Yeah.
277
00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,184
Oh, I'm sorry. I must have
missed that on the stands.
278
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,585
Oh, we're still in
the growth mode...
279
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,053
You know, test issues
in select cities.
280
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,378
- Great response so far.
- Oh.
281
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,757
Boy, have women been waiting
for someone to figure out
282
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,941
how to combine the personal
and political, make it fun.
283
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,351
Gee, I hadn't noticed.
284
00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,753
Fellas, meet the
famous Joyce Prigger.
285
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Meet your
fellow panelists.
286
00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,058
Marshall Jensen, Healthy Lady.
287
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,826
Gerald Scott, What Women Wear.
288
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,362
Blaine Peters, Good
Woman, Better Kitchen.
289
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,663
Better than what?
290
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:08,601
Quite the lineup.
291
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,808
Uh, George, I promise
I'll take it easy on you.
292
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,972
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm not speaking.
293
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,274
My editor is.
294
00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:17,643
Joyce, look at
you in that dress.
295
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:20,646
Maggie, this is unexpected.
296
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,186
We're
about to begin,
297
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,558
if you'll please
take your seats.
298
00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:24,782
Uh, Joyce.
299
00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:26,928
I was hoping that we could
have a second to chat,
300
00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,072
- you know, clear the air.
- Oh, we're needed onstage.
301
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,728
Nah, if Italy wants in,
add another zero, my friend,
302
00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:37,162
and then we can talk.
303
00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:40,866
A zero? Ma che cazzo dici.
Doug, that's insanity.
304
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,636
Well, Berlin does not think
so. They think it's fair.
305
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,449
- Oh, come on.
- Do me a favor.
306
00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,952
Find me when you're ready to
play with the big boys, okay?
307
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,227
- Come on.
- No, you come on.
308
00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:50,342
Be fucking serious.
309
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:55,147
At Minx, when we consider
ads, we start with the premise
310
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,116
that there's nothing
wrong with women,
311
00:11:57,449 --> 00:11:58,884
and diet pills don't
check that box.
312
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,755
You disagree, Marshall?
313
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,436
At Healthy Lady, we run ads
314
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,458
that are relevant
to women's lives.
315
00:12:06,825 --> 00:12:10,663
I know that the main gal
at Gal! feels the same.
316
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,464
Like it or not,
317
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:15,467
women are interested
in losing weight.
318
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,269
That feels reductive.
319
00:12:17,483 --> 00:12:19,471
Seems like the ladies disagree
320
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:20,978
on this one.
321
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,508
Joyce, I
know that you...
322
00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:25,477
Minx maintains a
high-minded approach
323
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,179
in some areas,
324
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:30,883
but research shows
women want diet pills.
325
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,484
That sells.
326
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:33,652
I don't know, Maggie.
327
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,121
My magazine just
cracked three million,
328
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,890
and we didn't have
to convince women
329
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,217
that their bodies were a
problem in need of fixing
330
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,527
to get there.
331
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,797
Uh-oh, the claws are coming out.
332
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:51,337
Oh,
my dinner's in there.
333
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,706
- What happened?
- The male ego.
334
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:55,674
He was proving that
men are superior,
335
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:56,909
and he nailed it.
336
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,377
How you doing, Dustin?
337
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,624
She said the
cold would make it shrink,
338
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,357
- but it's starting to burn.
- Where have you been?
339
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,916
Whoo! Yes!
340
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,485
Bow down, Bobby, bow down!
341
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,120
I need to handle
whatever that is.
342
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:11,156
Ugh! Gross. Is that glue?
343
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,491
Uh, Danny spilled some...
344
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,111
You've really got
to get in there.
345
00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:15,539
That was a lot of
glass breaking.
346
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:18,006
I don't know what you
and Danny have been up to,
347
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,750
but these are your
models, too, so fix this.
348
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,533
Please.
349
00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:25,738
Oh.
350
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:28,374
Pick around the
glue, basically fine.
351
00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:34,413
Oh, who won?
352
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,548
Who won that set,
Phil? Say it, punk.
353
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,127
- Billie Jean.
- No, louder, Phil.
354
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,528
- Billie Jean.
- That's right.
355
00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:42,354
Goddamn right! Only
one more to go.
356
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:44,823
Yay, Billie Jean.
357
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,592
Maybe we celebrate
her on the ground.
358
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:47,865
No lady business from you.
359
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,527
This is tennis time
right now, okay?
360
00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:51,139
I don't want your
big-eye lady smiles.
361
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,278
Get out of here.
362
00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:54,905
What's our
next move, boss?
363
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,235
I don't know. Um...
364
00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:58,003
Wait a second. Are
you shadowing me?
365
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,973
Jumped off the Doug bus
onto the Tina train?
366
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,875
Yes.
367
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,286
It's just... you're always
calm in the eye of the storm,
368
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,112
and I got so invested
in Club Minx,
369
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,814
I just want to be
cool, like you.
370
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:10,474
I don't want to be
your role model.
371
00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:11,984
I just want to have fun.
372
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:13,752
Why won't anyone
let me have fun?
373
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,321
Oh, come on, look
at that drop shot!
374
00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:17,823
Oh, do you love that?
375
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,993
So, uh, Lenny at home or...
376
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,280
...the office, in
case you needed to call?
377
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,231
An aggressive woman on the
court, taking what she wants!
378
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,809
- I mean, look at this.
- Mm-hmm.
379
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:28,834
First, she rips you off,
380
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,768
then she tells you
you're doing it wrong.
381
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,038
Takes a lot
of nerve, Maggie.
382
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,254
You don't even give out
circulation numbers,
383
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,643
and we all know what that means.
384
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:39,187
Well, we're new...
385
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,279
An emerging voice.
386
00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:44,550
More like a whisper.
387
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,455
Yes, Gal! has some
creative overlap with Minx,
388
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:53,258
but Maggie's also bringing
a different perspective,
389
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,462
which is something
I find thrilling.
390
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,697
What?
391
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,608
This is a
women's magazine panel.
392
00:15:00,632 --> 00:15:03,068
Maggie belongs here. It's
you I'm not so sure about.
393
00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:05,037
Watch yourself, missy.
394
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,284
He's been doing this since
before you were born.
395
00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:08,612
Well, maybe that's the problem.
396
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,416
You sure you want
to risk that dough?
397
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,085
You're gonna need it if you
want a shot at Minx, bud.
398
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,888
Hit me.
399
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,456
Oh!
400
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,291
Lady Luck!
401
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,094
I got it today.
402
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,064
Why is it when you see two
women stepping into power,
403
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,134
your first instinct is to
pit them against each other?
404
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,412
- That is not what's...
- Well, I can only assume
405
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,316
it's because they're afraid.
406
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,516
Billie Jean King
is brimming with confidence.
407
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:42,884
Old Man River's
not getting to that.
408
00:15:45,057 --> 00:15:46,345
Yes! You can do it!
409
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:50,015
Come on! Come on!
410
00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:54,086
Is that why you don't have
a single woman listed here,
411
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,357
but you do have five Johns
on your editorial staff?
412
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:01,360
- What do you have over there?
- Three Peters and two Pauls.
413
00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:03,729
And not even one Mary.
414
00:16:04,062 --> 00:16:06,131
I'll have you know
we've invested heavily
415
00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,333
in several women who
left us in the lurch
416
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,068
by going off and having babies.
417
00:16:10,435 --> 00:16:12,475
Well, it sounds to me like
they wanted to look after
418
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,940
one whining infant instead
of an office full of them.
419
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,034
Mothers want to be at
home with their babies.
420
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:18,343
Just ask my wife.
421
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:19,770
Oh, there are a lot of things
422
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,380
I'd like to ask
your wife, Blaine.
423
00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:23,091
That
ain't one of them.
424
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,616
Match
point. Beautiful.
425
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,132
Tell me you dealt with the dick.
426
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,767
In-in a way, yes.
427
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,368
What the...
428
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,170
JJ had a lot of advice
429
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,406
on the smartest way
to handle the problem,
430
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,576
so I suggested that we
use the scientific method
431
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,978
to see if we can
duplicate the results.
432
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,414
And we did.
433
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:56,782
It's not funny.
434
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,060
You wish your dicks were
big enough to get stuck.
435
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,164
Yeah, it was a lot of that.
436
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,120
Men are so dumb.
437
00:17:04,122 --> 00:17:05,791
Is it bad
to say that was fun?
438
00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:07,644
Oh, my God, the look
on Marshall's face
439
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,406
when you asked for
his home address...
440
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,197
What? He promised to start
hiring female staffers.
441
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,331
The ladies need a place
to send their résumés.
442
00:17:14,499 --> 00:17:17,169
Oh, my God, I miss this.
443
00:17:17,502 --> 00:17:19,113
Look, what... what
happened in New York...
444
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:20,657
Oh, no, it's
behind us. It's...
445
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:21,999
It's just so good to see you.
446
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:24,176
I finally have a friend
I can actually talk to.
447
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,463
Can I have a word,
Prigger, please, alone?
448
00:17:26,511 --> 00:17:28,580
Pardon my
male counterpart.
449
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,183
Oh, right. Okay.
450
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,584
- What?
- Do you hate me?
451
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:33,931
Is that it? Do you hate me?
452
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,746
No, I've even taken
to complimenting you
453
00:17:35,787 --> 00:17:37,365
- behind your back.
- Oh, you have?
454
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,367
Then why are you sabotaging
me? I don't understand.
455
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,459
What?
456
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:43,195
The panel...
What the hell was that?
457
00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:46,832
An hour ago, Gal!
was nothing, right?
458
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:49,801
But then you take the spotlight
that is directly on us,
459
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,703
and you move it right on them.
460
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,205
Why?
461
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,516
No, there's room for more
than one woman-led magazine.
462
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,300
Then why do I have a
bunch of European buyers
463
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,044
who all of a sudden
have cold feet?
464
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,322
You made them think that
there was a cheap alternative.
465
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,826
Come on, Maggie's
not our competition.
466
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,616
Well, she is now...
467
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:06,985
- ...because of you.
- Mm-hmm.
468
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,654
So fix this. Play the game.
469
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,722
What is the point
in being number one
470
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,736
if you can't change
how the game is played?
471
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,168
I can't do this
with you right now.
472
00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:16,028
- Doug... Oh, my God.
- Just fix it.
473
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,033
Come on!
474
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:24,169
Back on the schneid!
475
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,474
First female president
this decade...
476
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,510
I would bet my
kids' lives on it.
477
00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:33,354
Shell,
sweetheart, how you doing?
478
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,856
- Oh, it's my hubby!
- You okay? All right.
479
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,081
Hi!
480
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:38,050
Ooh, he's a doctor, kind of.
481
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,484
He can save the penises.
482
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,087
Well, strictly
above the neck here.
483
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,236
Oh, but we've got a
whole car full of drugs.
484
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,583
We hand them out to our
friends at dinner parties.
485
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,518
Ooh, shh!
Warning... career jeopardy.
486
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,662
- I would never do that.
- He's so supportive.
487
00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:52,322
He's just like
Billie Jean's Larry.
488
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,342
You know what?
Why don't I run to the car?
489
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,377
I'll get my bag, see if I can
help you fellas out, okay?
490
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,303
Uh, do... do you guys
have some latex gloves?
491
00:18:58,603 --> 00:18:59,905
Oh, we should have
some left over
492
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:02,908
from the naked-nurses
shoot, which I will go get.
493
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,609
- I'll come with you.
- No.
494
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:07,412
Do you feel it? Do you feel
it? It's the year of the woman.
495
00:19:07,612 --> 00:19:09,815
Now.
496
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,284
Oh.
497
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,686
That's our money shot.
498
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,089
What the hell is this?
499
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,293
Are you shooting food porn?
500
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:24,329
General Mills loved
my portfolio, okay?
501
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:26,098
They asked me if I
could take a swing
502
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,333
at bringing my signature look
503
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,935
to their novelty-cereal line.
504
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,436
On spec?
505
00:19:33,271 --> 00:19:35,640
I need a
creative outlet, okay?
506
00:19:35,954 --> 00:19:37,985
You know that I haven't been
feeling fulfilled lately.
507
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:39,745
- What if this is my calling?
- This?
508
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,545
Tiny marshmallows never jammed
tennis rackets on their cocks.
509
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,149
Okay.
510
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,586
As your friend, I am thrilled
people are seeing your talent.
511
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,421
As managing editor,
512
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:52,057
I have to tell you, you're
in breach of contract.
513
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,126
You're exclusive to Minx.
514
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,128
Wow.
515
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,996
Okay, good to know.
516
00:19:58,163 --> 00:19:59,131
On spec?
517
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,833
Have I taught you nothing?
518
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,687
♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪
519
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,289
♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪
520
00:20:05,384 --> 00:20:08,840
♪ From Monday
morning Till Friday night ♪
521
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:12,144
♪ Oh, those lonely weekends ♪
522
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:17,115
Really went for the
jugular back there.
523
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:18,650
Give a guy some warning.
524
00:20:18,997 --> 00:20:21,953
I apologize if I was pointed,
but I stand by what I said.
525
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,499
I never would've agreed to
help you with your little show
526
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,625
if I'd known it was
gonna go down like that.
527
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,995
Right. Our little show.
528
00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:33,198
Maggie told me you
were on the same page.
529
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,201
I guess we, uh, strayed
from the... the plan,
530
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,741
- uh, a bit.
- A bit?
531
00:20:37,983 --> 00:20:39,604
What happened to me
lighting the match?
532
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:41,339
Get the conference buzzing?
533
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:44,209
I guess we took it
in another direction.
534
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,745
Huh. Well, next time
leave me out of it.
535
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,914
I didn't come here
to be embarrassed.
536
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,217
Neither did I.
537
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,390
You were right.
Gal!'s a problem.
538
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,226
Great. Finally. Let's get
you talking to France, okay?
539
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,200
The guy's a... Well,
he's a bit of a perv,
540
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:04,728
so if there's
anything you can do...
541
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,041
What? No, that's disgusting.
I have a different idea.
542
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,400
If it has a whiff of kumbaya...
543
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:09,787
No, actually, I was thinking
544
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,237
of something a little
more aggressive.
545
00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:15,540
Ugh.
546
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,209
This isn't gonna hurt one bit,
547
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,644
and even if it did, I know
you're gonna be so tough.
548
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,780
You, uh, have a great
bedside manner...
549
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,315
Very cool under pressure.
550
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:24,742
Well, I recently went through
551
00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:26,818
a male-dance-revue-related
heartbreak,
552
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,453
so I'm exploring nonattachment.
553
00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:30,233
- I'm studying the Tina method.
- Hmm.
554
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:31,823
Smart going with the ten gauge.
555
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,059
- It's good for increased...
- Maneuverability?
556
00:21:34,392 --> 00:21:35,937
- Yeah.
- How did you know that?
557
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,462
Well, I did background
work on MASH.
558
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,231
I was Hot Lips' hotter protégé,
559
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:41,700
but then I died in a
submarine accident.
560
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:42,834
In a land war?
561
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,341
Yeah, they never take my notes.
562
00:21:44,402 --> 00:21:46,004
Aw. Friends.
563
00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:47,873
Tell me
this is gonna work.
564
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,284
Well, assuming phalluses
respond exactly like molars,
565
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:51,710
we're in business.
566
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,754
- Hell, no. No, no, no, no!
- No, absolutely not.
567
00:21:53,778 --> 00:21:55,456
You're not gonna stick that up
my dick... you're a dentist!
568
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,162
Wow, wow, wow, not too bad.
569
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,017
Pretty good.
570
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:00,085
Deal me in.
571
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,833
Oh, thank God you're here.
572
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:03,267
I have no idea what I'm doing.
573
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,757
Oh, don't sell yourself short.
574
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,730
I am so glad that
we've reconnected.
575
00:22:12,063 --> 00:22:13,899
You know, I had a
feeling we would.
576
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:17,035
If we could get past sophomore
year, we can survive anything.
577
00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:18,303
Right?
578
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:19,947
I mean, we've been
friends forever.
579
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:21,211
Nothing could ever change that.
580
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:22,274
Mm.
581
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,748
Can you believe those men?
582
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:31,995
It is so desperate to pit
us against each other.
583
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,286
They're the worst.
584
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:37,122
I will raise.
585
00:22:37,455 --> 00:22:39,015
It's like you said...
They're threatened
586
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,371
when they see two strong
women supporting each other.
587
00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:43,619
And if we can't be there for
each other, then who will?
588
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,130
Right?
589
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,165
All-in.
590
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,001
Why not?
591
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,074
Oh. Well...
592
00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:57,909
Sorry. It's just
beginner's luck.
593
00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:00,292
No, you deserved it.
594
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,480
Nicely played, Joyce.
595
00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:04,214
I guess you really
are all grown-up.
596
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:05,956
Excited to be working
with you again.
597
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:06,952
What?
598
00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:08,887
Oh, meet our new
owner and publisher.
599
00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:11,265
- We've been acquired.
- Welcome to the family.
600
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:12,791
Yeah.
601
00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,526
How wonderful.
602
00:23:14,859 --> 00:23:16,394
It was nice playing
with you, Maggie.
603
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,232
- See you.
- Yep.
604
00:23:23,134 --> 00:23:25,537
Okay. Come
on, be my brave boys.
605
00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:27,772
You can have
a lolly afterwards,
606
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:30,117
if that'll make it better...
You can choose the flavor.
607
00:23:30,141 --> 00:23:31,821
This is all
Billie Jean's fault.
608
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,346
- She's not even hot.
- How dare you?
609
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,027
You know, you two have a lot
of opinions and nothing else.
610
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,482
- But I...
- No, no, the only things
611
00:23:38,516 --> 00:23:40,318
I should be hearing
from you are, "Ow,"
612
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,020
"Sorry for ruining your night,"
613
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,914
and, "I should've
been nicer to my mom,"
614
00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:45,624
because if you spewed
this much bullshit
615
00:23:45,890 --> 00:23:46,970
in the half day being here,
616
00:23:47,258 --> 00:23:49,194
18 years must've been
a fucking nightmare.
617
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,830
You're not good enough to
string Billie Jean's racket...
618
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,966
Just two JV morons who jammed
their only redeeming quality
619
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,735
into an aluminum tube.
620
00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:59,437
And women are supposed
to find you sexy?
621
00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:00,839
Please.
622
00:24:01,206 --> 00:24:04,542
The only thing anyone
here is feeling is pity.
623
00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:12,297
Wow, looks like
I missed all the fun.
624
00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:14,519
Tina, moment alone?
625
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,445
Between
us, there was, like,
626
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,296
a ten-percent chance it was
gonna make them sterile, so...
627
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:26,957
Let me
explain what you say.
628
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:28,178
I know what I saw.
629
00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:30,635
I just came back to
share some good news
630
00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:33,405
from our friends in Las Vegas.
631
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,086
And the last thing you expected
was to come back to chaos.
632
00:24:36,307 --> 00:24:37,685
- Well...
- I lost control.
633
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:38,710
And regained it.
634
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:41,046
We work in media, not
Buckingham Palace.
635
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,090
I promise I'm
not normally that mean
636
00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:44,215
to the models.
637
00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:46,651
- They probably deserved it.
- Mm-hmm.
638
00:24:46,951 --> 00:24:48,420
Why don't you make
us a cocktail,
639
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,222
and we'll have a little chat
about this company's future?
640
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,124
And yours.
641
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,027
Sounds good to me.
642
00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:57,629
That was incredible!
643
00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,464
- Billie beat him!
- It was. Yeah.
644
00:24:59,764 --> 00:25:01,666
Yeah, she can do
whatever she wants.
645
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,036
- She's free. I just...
- Sure bet.
646
00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,718
She came straight down, and
she showed that Bobby Riggs...
647
00:25:07,972 --> 00:25:09,452
Whoops,
whoops, you all right?
648
00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:10,814
- Yeah.
- Good?
649
00:25:10,975 --> 00:25:12,375
- I'm okay.
- Okay.
650
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:14,577
You know she
complimented my skort, right?
651
00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,086
So Joyce can go off
and write a book,
652
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:17,514
but I glance at a marshmallow,
653
00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,142
and I'm history's
greatest monster.
654
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,298
Hmm.
655
00:25:20,652 --> 00:25:22,654
I don't get it. Are
we not enough for you?
656
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:24,689
No, it's not you.
657
00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:26,491
This whole place has changed.
658
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:28,893
Doug's bouncing around
like some lost boy.
659
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,695
Joyce doesn't listen
to me anymore.
660
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:32,263
Tina's all business.
661
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:34,899
I'm trying to get mine
before it's too late.
662
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,635
- Well, what about me?
- You'll be fine.
663
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,104
Everyone loves you.
664
00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:41,272
♪ Oh, crazy ♪
665
00:25:43,274 --> 00:25:44,342
♪ For thinking ♪
666
00:25:44,642 --> 00:25:49,314
♪ That my love could hold you ♪
667
00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:58,690
♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪
668
00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:00,692
Europe is ours.
669
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:03,962
Minx is going
global.
670
00:26:04,242 --> 00:26:05,962
- Cheers.
- It's unbelievable.
671
00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:07,499
I'm so impressed.
672
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,934
Shifting gears from
seller to buyer,
673
00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:11,936
buying up Gal! just to kill it,
674
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:15,106
that's a big move, Joycey.
675
00:26:15,406 --> 00:26:17,342
I didn't know you had it in you.
676
00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:19,744
Neither did I.
677
00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:26,084
Is it supposed to...
678
00:26:26,317 --> 00:26:28,920
to feel this, uh...
679
00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:30,955
This what? Good?
680
00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:33,191
Yeah, that's the thrill of it.
681
00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:36,528
And your pal Connie...
She's over the fucking moon.
682
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,329
She loves this shit.
683
00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:40,698
Yeah, she did sound
pretty pleased.
684
00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:42,867
Yeah.
685
00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,570
I don't know. This
doesn't make me evil?
686
00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:47,539
No.
687
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,808
Makes you the queen.
688
00:26:50,074 --> 00:26:53,745
♪ Crazy... ♪
689
00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:55,513
Hit the tables?
690
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,116
- No, we should go home.
- Our rooms are comped.
691
00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:00,585
Nothing in Vegas is free.
692
00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:02,987
Let's leave while we're up.
693
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,857
Trust me. Let's
leave while we're up.
694
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,761
♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪
695
00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:13,565
♪ Crazy for crying ♪
696
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:19,604
♪ Crazy for loving you ♪
697
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:34,285
♪ I am the roving gambler ♪
698
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:37,422
♪ I've gambled all around ♪
699
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:40,091
♪ Wherever I meet
With a deck of cards ♪
700
00:27:40,391 --> 00:27:43,161
♪ I lay my money down ♪
701
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,263
♪ Lay my money down ♪
702
00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:49,334
♪ I lay my money down ♪
703
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:52,303
♪ I've gambled Down
in Washington ♪
704
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:54,873
♪ I've gambled up in Maine ♪
705
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,675
♪ I'm on my way to Georgia ♪
706
00:27:57,976 --> 00:28:00,511
♪ To gamble my last game ♪
707
00:28:00,778 --> 00:28:03,414
♪ Gamble my last game ♪
708
00:28:03,681 --> 00:28:05,850
♪ Gamble my last game ♪
709
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,393
♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪
710
00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,962
♪ You know I love you well ♪
711
00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:20,398
♪ But the love I have
For this gambling man ♪
712
00:28:20,698 --> 00:28:22,901
♪ No human tongue can tell ♪
713
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:25,904
♪ No human tongue can tell ♪
714
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:29,908
♪ No human tongue can tell ♪
715
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,443
♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪
716
00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:35,179
♪ I'll tell you if I can ♪
717
00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:37,749
♪ If you see me
Coming back again ♪
718
00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:40,385
♪ I'll be With
this gambling man ♪
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