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What are you doing?

Shh!

We are trying to listen to Grace and Nathan have sex!

It's kinda difficult with you yammering on

Rude!

- Outta there! Go on! Beat it! - Ooh! / Ooh! I like that

What's the matter with you?

You can't spy on people when they're mating

This isn't Animal Planet

God! You people are so unethical!

- You're the one who's unethical, Will - Oh, I'm unethical

Thank you At least you admit it

I'm not admitting it I'm being incredulous

Isn't that just another word for unethical?

Look, spying on Grace and Nathan while they're in flagrante...heterosis

That's unethical It's like lying or stealing

It's like wearing a brown belt with black shoes

- Now you've gone too far!- I resent that!

Listen, there is nothing wrong with us listening to Nathan and Grace have sex

It's a victimless crime

It's like tax evasion or public indecency

Yeah, or like when a bartender doesn't notice his tip

you can slide it in front of you and leave it as your own

Oh, great example, honey! You are so quick! Lightning! Whhssshh!

That's a terrible example!

Ooh. I think somebody's just mad because somebody didn't think of it first

What am I doing?

I'd have better luck explaining ethics to Angelina and Billy Bob

Hey!

Grace would agree with us Let's go in and ask her

You're not going in there!

Oh, why not? It's not like there's anything that interesting going on

- Get out! Go on, beat it! - Ooh! / Hey! Hey!

- Sweetie! - Oh, baby!

Oh, Grace! Marry me!

What?

Will & Grace 4season episode 06 Rules of Engagement

Will & Grace Season 4

Grace. Grace, wait

I cannot believe that you just did that

Do you have any idea how inappropriate that was?

Grace, it's supposed to be inappropriate

That's why they call it "sex."

What's--what's going on?

- I asked Grace to marry me - You-- Oh, my god!

Oh, tell us everything!

How did he do it? Did he get down on one knee?

Stop. Stop No one is marrying anyone

She's just a little thrown

'cause I asked her while we were having sex

Tell us everything!

How did she do it? Did she get down on one knee?

Ok, out! Out! Everyone out!

Go to your own apartment, please We'll have have little privacy

Ha. Jeez Those guys

It's like they don't have their own lives

- Get out! - All right!

I can't believe you did that...like that while we were doing that

Why? Was it not a happy time for both of us?

It was a happy time for you It was on the way to a happy time for me

Just blurting it out like that... I mean, did you even mean it?

Sure Why not?

That's not an answer That's what you say to the free sample lady

when she asks "do you wanna try bacon in a tube?"

Come on, Grace Sue a guy for being spontaneous

Nathan, there is a difference between

being spontaneous and turning a marriage proposal into a Penthouse letter

I don't even know what that means

Ok, I do know what that means

but rest assured, I would never use your real name

Look, it's just not how I ever imagined being proposed to, ok?

I'm supposed to be holding a bouquet of wildflowers

not my own ankles!

Ok. I get it I'm sorry. I...

Just we've never been big on proposals in my family

When my dad asked my mom it wasn't so much

"Will you marry me," as... "Well, I guess now we gotta get married."

Anyway, now that it's out there huh... huh... you wanna?

I'm not ready to answer that question

- So no - No...

- No. Yes? - Yes

- Not now? - No. Yes!

- No? - No. Yes. I don't know!

Just take it back

Could you just take the question off the table?

Fine I take it back

Thank you

We'll just pretend like it never happened

I understand So it's off the table

Right Never happened

- What never happened? - The proposal!

Look, we haven't been talking much, so, uh...

No, no, no, no, no We're not gonna talk about that

Talk about what?

The thing we said we weren't gonna talk about

I wasn't gonna talk about that

Oh

what were you gonna talk about?

I lied I was gonna talk about that

- But now I won't - Good

'Cause there are plenty of other things for us to talk about

......

Ugh...

I just had another uncomfortable evening with Nathan

It's just-- It's horrible

I mean, ever since he proposed there's been nothing but weirdness

but he should not have asked me like that, right?!

No/ No/ Of course not!

The fact is, there's a right way and a wrong way to propose to someone

and that was the wrong way

I did the right thing

Totally/ Of course you did!/ Totally

Oh, my God, I did the wrong thing

Totally/ Of course you did!/ Totally

I have made a complete mess out of a really great thing! What am I gonna do?

- I don't know - What should she do?

Come on, give me something! I need some help here!

Will, what should I do?

Grace, what if he asked you the right way?

What?

What if he had asked you the right way Would you have said yes?

I don't know I...

I... I think I would have

Whoa

So that's great

Yeah, it is No, it's not!

I made him take it off the table Now he's never gonna ask me again

- So, ask him - No, no. No

That's not the way it's supposed to happen

I want him to ask me

Grace, in the real world women ask men all the time

Rhoda asked Joe (70��� �Ĺ� �̱� ��� "Rhoda"�� �� ���ΰ�)

- No, she didn't - Yes, she did

She kept waiting for him to pop the question

and when he finally did, it was "Do you wanna live together?"

So she looked him right in the eye and said

"Ok, Joe. I wanna be married."

Wow. You will use any excuse to do a Rhoda impression

Grace, you love him You wanna marry him

So ask him

You're right I should. I will!

I'm gonna ask him

I mean, it makes total sense

I was the one who was gonna end up paying for the ring anyway

- Oh, my God! This is so exciting! - I know!

I gotta call my sister Brenda and tell her the news (Brenda ���� "Rhoda"���� ���� �ι�)

No, no, no, mom

I'm just saying I wanna make sure you and dad are gonna be home tonight

'cause I may call later with some big news

Ok, how does your mind go to colitis?

Ok, just stay home Ok. Ok, bye

Whoo! The market was just nuts!

All these people yelling at me holding up their little numbers

"It's not your turn! I been standing here an hour!"

I am sorry, but homo don't play that

Is Nathan here yet?

No, no. Will took him out for a drink to give me more time to get ready

So...how do I look?

Would you say yes if I asked you to marry me?

Pretend you're straight

Grace, I cannot pretend I'm straight

I did that all through preschool I'm not about to go back

But you look beautiful

- Thank you - What about the hair?

- What? What about the hair? - No, mine

- Beautiful - Thank you. I know

Hey, good job! Great, perfect proposal food.

Non-breathy, non-chewy, non-gassy!

Hey, any change?

Lots

But I went ahead and bought myself a little something special

You like?

"Kiss the cook."

What? Cook?!

That's an "O"?!

That doesn't make any sense! (Kiss the Cock���� ������, Cock : ���� ����)

Who goes on a date hoping somebody will kiss their cook?

Just a minute!

Hurry up! I'm in a bad neighborhood

and I just used the last of my pepper spray on a pushy Jehovah's witness!

Oh, honey, I'm so excited for you

Are you nervous?

- A little. Are you loaded? - A little

Hey, poodle

Hey! Isn't this exciting? Grace is gonna ask a boy to marry her

Oh, you never forget your first marriage

It's the most important one, you know It's when you establish your quote

Oh, before I forget, I, uh...

just wanted to give you a little extra sparkle

Yeah. I had to Heimlich it out of Rosario's stomach right before I came over here

Turn around

Oh...my God! I'm-- I'm speechless!

I don't know what to say!

I'd say something if I weren't so speechless

but I'm speechless and so I don't know what to say!

Oh, zip it! It's a loan!

Now listen to me You got 250 on each ear

500 G's on the wrist and a cold seven on the chest

It would take you your mom, and your grandma

an entire lifetime of turning tricks at the Plaza to get even halfway there

- You lose even one, and you're dead! - Karen, you are so sweet

Oh, Jackie! I didn't forget about you

Here's a little something shiny for you to play with for an hour. Whee!

A beautiful broach and an hour to play with it?

What more could a man want?!

Wow

Whoever said money can't buy you happiness

never had this mother around their neck

Aww, look at you

My little girl's gonna get married

- Karen, what's wrong? - Nothing

- Are you-- - Mm!

- Is that-- - Oh, pfft!

- You're crying! - You're crazy!

Now get back to your desk! We've got a lot of work to do!

When you told me we were going to a bar called The Tight End

I just assumed you were talking about a sports bar

So it's a gay bar

What's the big deal? It's no different than the bars you go to

Coming through!

Who ordered the penis colossus, hmm?

They're actually delicious

So how are you doing? How are you and Grace? You ok?

I don't know

Things have gotten kind of funky since I asked her to marry me

It's like there's this big, ugly thing hanging over everything we do.

You used to be that thing I miss those days, buddy

Yeah good times

Hey, sweetheart

this just came from that slice of heaven and hell at the corner table over there

for you

Mmm...

What?

You're not gonna accept that, are you?

Why not?

He doesn't know we're not together

How rude!

Well, what do you want me to do?

I want you to put your arm around me and give him a dirty look

All right

"WE'RE NOT TOGETHER"

Oh, my god! I'm so sorry I didn't mean to do that

Don't worry about it I'm a nervous wreck

I'm about to ask my boyfriend to marry me

Oh, yeah? Congratulations!

Wait Can you do that?

Yeah. We can do that Of course we can do that

- We can do that, right? - In Holland

In Holland

Oh, my God There he is

Wish me luck?

Oh. Good luck

Oh, so sweet

A diamond engagement ring Actually, that's a little too traditional for me

He's just an old-fashioned gay guy

popping the question at a bar named after a man's rear

There's something almost Victorian about it

You see, Will, that's the way it's supposed to go

That shoulda been me

Well, if your mother had been more clingy and had no boundaries, it might have been

You know what I mean That was the real thing

That was so romantic It was so easy

That's what I want You know...

I gotta go talk to Grace

Oh? Oh! Uh, ok Uh, let's go

Ok, Nathan's right behind me

What's wrong?

I can't do it, Will I cannot ask Nathan to marry me

I can't! Call me a sham Call me a fraud

but I'm a girl I'm a pretty girl

and I don't wanna!

- You don't have to - What?

I just spent an hour with Nathan at The Tight End

Oh, God, if you're gonna tell me he's gay

I'm gonna have a freakin' heart attack!

Relax He's gonna ask you

What?

Yeah. He just got a little freaked out when you shot him down the first time

but he's gonna ask you again

Are you-- Are you sure about this? We took it off the table

So let him know it's back on

Drop a few hints You know how to do that

Ok. Ok. I can do this No big deal

Will, I'm about to get engaged

Again!

- Why? - Sorry

- Oh, my God! - This is so exciting!

Oh, Mar, we've been through so much together

Get outta here! Bye!

Hey. Wow

- Hi - Look at you

And the place... Whoa What's goin' on?

Uh...nothing

Nothing, I just-- I just thought

it'd be nice to have a special dinner with my honey

Oh. Great You got any wine?

I do

Well, that's great Why don't you pour me a glass?

Ok. Sit here

Um...

I--I actually need your help with something

Next week, um

I'm having a dinner party and I need help figuring out the seating

It's gonna be you, me Will, and our friend Mary

How do you think we should sit?

Ok, how 'bout, uh... Me, you, Will, Mary?

Uh... Well, you know I--I'd kinda like to sit next to Will

Ok. How 'bout Will, you, me, Mary?

No, no. Um...

Keep the "Will" and the "you" part

but make sure that Mary and me stay together

Ok. Will, me, Mary, you

Switch me and you

Will, you, Mary, me(will you marry me?)

Yes! Yes, I will! Yes! Yes! Ok, Say it again! Say it again!

What the hell is the matter with you?

You were supposed to be-- Aw, hell!

Will you marry me?!

What?

I g--I guess I just--

I think I just had this idea that this was all supposed to go a certain way

or that maybe we weren't ready

but what I realized is that the part of me that's been telling me those things is

the exact part that you make me feel like I don't want to listen to anymore

You know?

Anyway... You are so...

not the person I thought I was gonna end up with

And this is so not how I thought this was gonna happen

But here you are... And here I am

And marry me...ok?

Let's get married! Ha ha ha!

What?

Look, Grace, you are... incredible, and I love you

I... Just....

Shouldn't this be a lot easier?

I mean, if it's meant to be does it matter how or where I ask you?

But I-- Ha ha! I asked you now. It's--

Yeah, but it's too hard, Grace

I don't think it should be this hard I...I don't want it to be this hard

Wait a minute Are--

Are you breaking up with me?

- What's going on? - I don't know. I can't hear a thing

What are you doing?

- Shh! - Rude!

Get away from there! What's the matter with you people?

Am I the only one around here

that knows the difference between right and wrong?

Hey! Hey! Nathan, congratulations--

What-- What happened? N-Nathan--

Oh, sweetie....