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Okay. Time to brainstorm album names.
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Lay 'em on me, okay. There's no bad ideas.
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All right,
how's about "Feelin' Funkytronic"?
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How about "Organic Love"?
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(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
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"You Don't Bring Me White Fish."
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"Jazzy Jazzy Arms Akimbo."
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-"Bubblegum Dreams and Emotional Support."
- Music!
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-"He Who Rocked It, Rolled It."
-"Give Me The Woman."
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"The Sweet Smell of Sound."
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-"Mr. Fluff and The Puff Police."
- Songs!
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-"Sergeant Pepper."
- Music songs!
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"Llamas Llamas Everywhere."
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-"Finger Jams and Marshmallow Yams."
-"Born to Rock."
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"I Wish I Knew My Dad."
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We made an album?
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Stop!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Maybe there are some bad ideas.
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANIMAL: Rock on! Rock on! Rock on!
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(BAND MEMBERS SINGING)
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{\an8}Give me a break down,
my brothers and sisters.
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{\an8}(ALL CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
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Sorry to stop the flow.
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I figured it's time to talk strategy
for selling our album.
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This is the last song you're working on,
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and it's time the world knows that
you've been cooking up something fresh.
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First things first,
you gotta stop clapping.
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- So...
- LIPS: Oh.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Um, Zoot?
- Okay.
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Anyway, publicity for an album
is almost as important as what's on it.
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These days, there's really only one way
to get the word out.
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- Oversized billboards.
- Windshield leaflets.
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-This thing!
- (FEEDBACK WHINES)
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Yes, those were all options,
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but I was moreso
talking about the Internet.
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And lucky for us,
JJ is a tech wiz and he's here to help.
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I know you guys are very proud
of being an analog band.
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ALL: Yeah.
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- But welcome to the digital age.
- FLOYD: Ooh.
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JJ: Here, one for you.
ZOOT: What the...
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JJ: That's actually his. Okay.
ZOOT: Huh?
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Much obliged, but Lips is already the
keeper of our communal phone-a-mobile.
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Well, yeah. And I don't...
(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) You know?
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FLOYD: Yeah, I don't like it.
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We all know
that these were created by The Man
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to spy on us with high tech trackery.
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And, like,
I'm focusing on self-betterment right now,
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so I just can't become a cellular zombie
with my head looking down all the time.
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Also, it has no buttons.
I don't trust anything with no buttons.
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Like, even we have belly buttons.
(WHISPERS) Mine's an innie.
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- I got both kinds. In, and out.
- Oh.
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Actually, Zoot,
you'll like the phone more than anyone
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because, check it out, it's also a camera.
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What do you mean?
Where do the photos come out?
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No, they don't come out.
They go to the cloud.
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Oh, man, I don't do so good on planes.
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- Um...
- Hey. Hi. Not to be this guy,
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but are y'all sure this phone thing
is a smart idea?
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No.
It's a brilliant idea.
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Look, let's begin with the basics, Mayhem.
Your first tweet.
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Doc, this is all you.
We all know you've got a way with words.
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Absotively.
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There's just so many to pick from.
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Hmm.
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Let's see.
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- Ooh! I got it! I got it!
- LIPS: All right.
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(KEYPAD CLACKING)
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Done.
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You wrote the word "Tweet."
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- Now, what?
- Uh, now, you press "send."
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- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Now, what?
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And now, the word is out
and people will come.
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Um...
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Did the band just say "Tweet"?
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ALL: Cool.
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Are you guys doing Internet without me?
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ALL: Cool.
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Not cool.
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Look, I get that you put JJ
in charge of social media
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because you're
doing the whole power couple thing.
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- But...
- But it's a big mistake,
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putting a label on things so soon.
(SCOFFS)
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What?
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That's not what you were... I'm sorry.
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We were talking about that earlier.
It's moving too quickly.
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It's all just like...
'Kay, you can continue. (CLEARS THROAT)
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Look, all I'm saying
is that social media is my literal job.
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I would love to be a part of all of this.
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That's exactly why
I saved the best for you.
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For reals?
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'Cause you get Animal.
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(SHOUTS) Ani... Animal!
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More like "Hanimal."
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Ooh, like "Bennifer," but better.
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Oh, just you wait.
We are going to break... No.
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Destroy the Internet.
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Ah, yeah. Destroy! Destroy! (LAUGHS)
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Come on. We're gonna start
by blinging out that collar.
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ANIMAL: Oh!
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Bling, bling! (LAUGHS)
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Calling it now.
This is all gonna blow up.
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Man, we are blowing up.
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The band's tweeting,
Animal's getting glammed up.
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What's next, Smooshie?
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Next, you stop calling me "Smooshie."
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And after that, we figure out a way
to book the Hollywood Bowl
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because I stupidly
promised the band they'd play there.
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Move in with me.
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Whoa.
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JJ, kind of feels
like we're moving a little...
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insanely fast.
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No. Isn't it like
we're just picking up where we left off?
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Besides, work-wise,
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it makes sense for us
to maximize our time together.
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That's true, but I've already
settled in here with Janice and...
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Right. I have four spare bedrooms
at my place,
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you're sleeping here in a pillow pile.
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It's a pillow nest.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Thank you.
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Huh?
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Uh, cloud's broken.
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(JJ SIGHS)
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Look, no rush. But think about it.
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(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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DR. TEETH: Hey.
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Talk about a revelation
of momentous proportions.
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We twittered once,
and now the world's twittering back.
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Yeah.
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The instant gratification
is a hit of sheer dopamine
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- surging through my cranium. I am sold.
- (LIPS MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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Don't be.
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The Mayhem
doesn't tweet their fans online.
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You meet your fans in real life
and befriend them.
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And tell them the very intimate details
of your personal life.
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But, like, now,
we're socially connecting with, like,
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way more people.
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It's like a virtual Woodstock.
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Yep, except maybe this time
we remember it. (LAUGHS)
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- (ALL LAUGHING)
- JANICE: Wow. For sure.
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Ooh! Lookie here.
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Miss Taylor Swift and
that Justin Bieber kid just followed us.
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Oh, Beyoncé and Gaga just tweeted,
"Whaddup?"
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And Jack Harlow just, like,
slid into my DMs.
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Don't know what that means.
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It'd be most disrespectful
not to respond to them all.
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- Agreed.
- DR. TEETH: How's about something like,
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"To our fellow music makers,
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"you're all absotively tremendulous."
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Right on.
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"You are all truly talenticious,
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-"with stupendorous fans."
- Love it.
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And, send.
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{\an8}PENNY: "To our fellow music makers.
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"You're absolutely terrible.
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"You're all truly talentless
with stupid fans."
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This is your idea of good publicity?
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Now, to be clear,
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the phone tarnishified my beauteous words
for some strangestical reason.
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It's because your words
aren't actual words.
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- The what?
- Yeah, they were autocorrected.
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Who is this smart guy
and why is he talking to me?
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Now, I'm even more aggravated.
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Don't be, okay?
I will figure out a way to fix this.
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Yeah, while you're at it,
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I'm out of Satan's Blow Out sauce,
so you can fix that, too.
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The hotter the better.
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Whew!
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Ain't she something?
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This is craziness.
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With one tweet
you started beef with all of music.
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No beef, please.
My vegan belly rejects all bovine.
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Yeah, we don't beef with nobody.
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Well, except that one band
from River Bottom.
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Yeah, they were a nightmare.
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So, when do I get my photos?
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Okay, one thing at a time. Okay?
First, damage control.
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I'm sure JJ's got a way
to fix this whole mess.
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- (BRAKES SCREECH)
- Hey, now!
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING ANGRILY)
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What's happening?
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Trouble.
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Are those Taylor Swift fans?
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And our vengeance shall be swift.
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(STAMMERING) Why they doin' that?
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- Okay, Teeth. Get us out of here.
- LIPS: Behind us!
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You come for our queen, Beyoncé,
you're gonna get stung.
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Oh, we got the BeyHive in the back
and the Beliebers in the front, y'all.
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You better belieb it's go time.
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Seems we've been emboxified in.
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Oh, my Gaga! It's the Little Monsters!
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Mayhem, come out to play.
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- No, no, no!
- It's too late now to say sorry!
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- (YELLING)
-"Who runs the world? Girls!"
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Roar!
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No. No.
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- (FANS CLAMORING)
- Oh, whoa!
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- What do they want from us?
- Vengeance.
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Look, as a superfan myself,
I know how it works.
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You cold diss their leader?
You cold diss 'em all.
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But how do they even know
where to find us?
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It's the phones, man.
I told you they track us!
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Yeah. It's okay. Just everybody calm down!
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(LIPS EXCLAIMING)
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- (SCREAMS) They got Lips!
- Bring him back!
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Oh, they got the door!
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, no! They got me.
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(BAND MEMBERS SCREAMING)
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- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CAMERA SNAPPING)
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(BLOWING)
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- HANNAH: Yes, Animal.
- Yuck. That's scratchy.
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Hey. Oh, yes.
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- How's breaking the Internet going?
- Scratchy.
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#Hanimal is absolutely killing it.
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- Fork!
- Although, he hates the tags.
218
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:16,122
Which is ironic because it's literally
the whole reason we wear them.
219
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,525
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
220
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,620
- Lock the door!
- Go, go, go!
221
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,789
Hide! Everybody hide!
222
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,504
Hide? From who?
223
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,173
The Swifties.
They're, like, tiny, but vicious hunters.
224
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:30,627
Little or not, they got Lips!
And the Beliebers stole the van, man.
225
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,710
(ALL CLAMORING)
226
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,594
Okay. Everybody chill, all right?
227
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,721
- I saw the tweet.
- And you're not freaking out?
228
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,718
No. A high-profile Twitter beef
229
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,850
is the best possible way
for us to get back on everyone's radar.
230
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,308
But you guys are here,
literally hiding from it.
231
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,854
Did he not hear about Lips?
232
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,769
Or the van. They got the van, man.
233
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,442
Yeah, and because of that tweet,
234
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,110
you got invited to play a virtual concert
in Minecraft.
235
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,530
- Wow. Minecraft is huge, guys.
- Yeah.
236
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,238
FLOYD AND JANICE: Ooh!
237
00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,081
Wait, a virtual concert?
238
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,790
I thought we were working hard
to book the band a real gig.
239
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,616
- Like, at the Hollywood Bowl.
- Exactly.
240
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,246
Look, getting the band
a bunch of fake friends online
241
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:09,214
is one thing, but now
you want them to play a fake concert?
242
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,670
In front of millions of people,
all at once, worldwide?
243
00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,762
BOTH: Ooh!
244
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,045
I guess JJ wins.
Virtual concert it is.
245
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,298
Hey, I'm sure it'll be great, Moog.
246
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,064
What'd I miss?
247
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:32,397
(NORA SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ON VIDEO)
248
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,873
Why? I told you I hate birthdays.
249
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,159
But do you hate cupcakes?
250
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,792
Because I got your favorite.
Come on, give her a sniff.
251
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:50,458
- Oh!
- (NORA LAUGHS)
252
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,049
- You look so cute, Smooshie.
- Smooshie?
253
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,592
- I'll show you Smooshie.
- (LAUGHS)
254
00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:58,344
Smooshie?
255
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,350
Sorry. Didn't realize you were awake.
Kind of hard to tell.
256
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:06,481
Like, wow, I didn't know
that you and JJ used to be, like,
257
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:09,095
lovey-dovey picnic pals.
258
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,273
Yup.
259
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:14,068
And now, JJ wants to pick up
right where we left off.
260
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,436
And, like, that's a bad thing?
261
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,111
No.
262
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,906
JJ is everything I wanted.
263
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,203
Literally.
264
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,196
I broke up with him because he wasn't
265
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,834
serious or driven or showered.
266
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,837
And now, he's all of those things, but...
267
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,495
He's no Moog.
268
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:38,718
(CHUCKLES) Okay, Janice. Normally,
you're cosmically in tune with me,
269
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,046
but this time, you're way off.
270
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,887
Am I, though?
271
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:47,023
From what my third eye sees,
it's Moog who makes you smile more.
272
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,390
So?
273
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,359
Have I ever told you
the story of the free-spirited lass
274
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:57,685
whose heart was, like, totally torn
between two very different suitors?
275
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:01,662
- No, but, I...
- One was a flashy, driven businessman,
276
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,704
who was, like, pure ambition.
277
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:08,035
And the other, was, like, a scruffy,
aimless guitar player,
278
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,334
who just, like, made her smile.
279
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,340
Okay, Janice, clearly, the guitarist
was Floyd and you're the girl.
280
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,915
No. Her name was Betty.
281
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,005
And while she was busy
being all wishy-washy,
282
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,636
I swooped in and stole Floyd's heart.
283
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,512
Okay, and what happened to Betty?
284
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,728
The last I heard,
she's now a lonely old bag lady,
285
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,135
who lives under a bridge in Paramus.
286
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,186
(YAWNS)
287
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,149
- Nighty-night.
- But...
288
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,229
(SNORING)
289
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,873
(SLURPS)
290
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,331
Ah!
291
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,501
I gotta use the toilet.
292
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,249
Oh, yeah. 'Cause you drank four coconuts.
(GRUNTS)
293
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,552
Why are these even here?
294
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,173
Snow cone.
295
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,713
Om-nom!
296
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,761
Sir, please stop eating the equipment
297
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,968
and get in position.
That's behind the drums.
298
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,259
Okay, any movement you make
299
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,812
in your motion capture suits
will be mirrored in the game.
300
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,426
Let's do this, people!
Positions, everyone.
301
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,940
- Here we go!
- You know the drill.
302
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,515
You open strong with
Can You Picture That?
303
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,730
Ooh. I can picture that
boring the virtual pants off our crowd.
304
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,357
What? It's their biggest hit.
305
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,738
And it's also their oldest.
Look, the band is here
306
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,282
to discover a new audience.
307
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,159
So, they should open up with a song
from their new album.
308
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,992
Oh, hey, songs one through 12
are my personal favorites. (LAUGHS)
309
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:34,869
Indeed, but our final track
is a guaranteed-ified mind exploder.
310
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,924
Ooh, what about the We Are One one?
311
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,167
Oh, wow. Let's do it.
312
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,458
We're still figuring it all out, right?
313
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,128
You can't just go and play it live.
314
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,721
Uh, you of all Moogs, should know that
315
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:48,257
we are deeply adept
at the avian art of winging it.
316
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,432
We're about to go live.
317
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,725
No winging it. Moog is right.
Let's just do the hit everyone knows.
318
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,385
DR. TEETH: As you wish, Label Lady.
319
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:55,808
Plug us in.
320
00:14:55,936 --> 00:15:00,146
Five, four, three, two, one.
321
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:06,239
ANNOUNCER: Miners, creepers, zombies.
And Steve.
322
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:10,783
Put your blocky hands together
to welcome The Electric...
323
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,204
Mayhem!
324
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:18,459
CROWD: Mayhem, mayhem, mayhem!
325
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,336
- Far out, man.
- Oh, wow.
326
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,971
Well, all right.
327
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,927
Thank you, Minecraft youths
and fellow foragers.
328
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:32,256
We're here to rock your blocks off
with an oldie, but goodie.
329
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,060
Two, three, four...
330
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,519
Whoa! Hey.
That would've hurt if that was real.
331
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:43,779
Wow, like, I'm totally sensing a blanket
of digital darkness descending upon us.
332
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,985
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
333
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,543
Uh, dude...
334
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,456
I think we're all gonna die!
335
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,709
Fall in, Swifties.
Let's knock their blocks off.
336
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,745
- What's happening?
- It's the superfans.
337
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,508
It's all of them.
338
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,916
The Beliebers,
339
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,098
the BeyHive,
Gaga's Little Monsters.
340
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,220
Little Monsters, prepare to attack.
341
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,470
MOOG: That's not all.
342
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,388
BTS ARMY, the... Rihanna's Navy.
343
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,771
Even the Natalie Merchant Marines.
344
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,940
Okay, now I'm worried.
345
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,074
{\an8}(THUNDER RUMBLING)
346
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,526
FLOYD: They look mad and angry.
347
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,105
(BUZZING)
348
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:34,664
Like, the good news is, we've
brought so many different fans together.
349
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,327
Yeah, in their hatred of us.
350
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,036
Yummy.
351
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,040
(YELPS AND GRUNTS)
352
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,254
- Oh, my God!
- Lips!
353
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,006
What happened?
354
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,387
They're actually getting hurt right now,
so maybe we could pull the plug.
355
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,715
- Don't pull the plug.
- Moog is right. Pull the plug.
356
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,511
What plug? That's not how it works.
357
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,349
(EXPLOSIONS)
358
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,564
Nora, please.
359
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,024
You gotta trust me.
Can you just trust me on this?
360
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,228
- Okay.
- Okay, okay, um...
361
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,694
Attention, Electric Mayhem.
There's been a change to the set list.
362
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,151
You know what to do.
363
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,572
Uh... We really don't.
364
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,582
What do we do?
365
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,294
Wing it.
366
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,289
For sure.
367
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,287
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
368
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,842
(CROWD CHEERING)
369
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,144
(SINGING)
370
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,370
(CROWD CHEERING)
371
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,502
(CROWD CHEERING)
372
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:08,836
Yeah!
373
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,521
(LIP-SYNCING ALONG)
374
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,456
Looks like we just got our final song.
375
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:56,431
Yup. And it just united all the fans
with the whole world watching.
376
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,216
I just wanna hug you.
377
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,887
I'd say this calls for a celebration.
378
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,314
Shall we get Lips to call Diddy,
maybe he could throw him a white party?
379
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:09,059
Actually, I was thinking something
a little more colorful, you know?
380
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,904
Something more Mayhem.
381
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,025
ANIMAL: Higher!
382
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,863
Lower!
383
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,953
Higher.
384
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,322
Oh, yeah.
385
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,373
- Okay, switch.
- Okay.
386
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,696
Once Hanimal trends worldwide,
we can start wearing comfier clothes.
387
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,247
Yeah.
388
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,291
(CELL PHONES CLICKING)
389
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,415
Hello.
390
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,665
I finally throw you
a classic Mayhem Kickback,
391
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,260
and you spend it all on your phones?
392
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,835
Only 'cause this Internet age
is the biggest shindig of all time.
393
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,177
- All time.
- Says here,
394
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,177
our virtual concert
has been viewed two badrillion times.
395
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,731
- Mmm.
- Not quite, but it's up there.
396
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,100
Hey, I forgot to mention.
397
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:50,940
I've started my own channel where I
get to try hot stuff with my hot stuff.
398
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,229
Ha-ha! That would be me.
399
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,820
She's a spicy one, indeed.
400
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:58,948
You call this
a spicy Trinidadian Scorpion pepper?
401
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,374
I felt nothing.
402
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,525
Wow. It's burning my eyes.
403
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,869
(CHUCKLES)
404
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,199
- Hey, Zoot.
- Huh?
405
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,504
Grab your phone and come
digitally photify my fiery fiesta.
406
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,674
Can't. Cloud's busted.
407
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,957
(THUDS)
408
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,252
Ooh! Janice, are you okay?
409
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:18,629
Never better. Oh, look,
I have so many new follower friends.
410
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,139
And they're sending me
little pictures of prayer hands
411
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,806
and hearts and rainbows and cupcakes.
412
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,889
Let's send them back tiny pictures
of our favorite snacks.
413
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,352
- Apples and donuts and bananas...
- Oh!
414
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,305
- ...and tacos and hot dogs and... Hmm?
- Don't send those!
415
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,105
Wow. The band stuck on their phones
during their party is bad enough,
416
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,583
- but you're down here working?
- Actually, um,
417
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:44,655
I just finished.
418
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,118
- Wait, seriously?
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
419
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,456
That virtual concert
gave us our last song.
420
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,710
The Electric Mayhem
officially has their first album.
421
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,302
(CHUCKLES)
422
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,844
And that smile made it all worth it.
423
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,390
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
424
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,018
No way.
425
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,057
- (CELL PHONE CLICKING)
- Oh! (CHUCKLES)
426
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,194
There you go.
427
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:19,704
We did it.
428
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,778
- Did what?
- The Hollywood Bowl just called.
429
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,827
They saw the virtual concert
and offered the band the real deal!
430
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,035
- Power couple, am I right?
- You're right.
431
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,584
You know what? I'll do it.
432
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,790
I will move in. It just... It makes sense.
433
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,625
(EXCLAIMS)
434
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,008
She's moving in!
435
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,018
There they are.
436
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,381
Say cheese.
437
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,131
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Nice.
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