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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:07,918 Okay. Time to brainstorm album names. 2 00:00:08,049 --> 00:00:10,139 Lay 'em on me, okay. There's no bad ideas. 3 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,885 All right, how's about "Feelin' Funkytronic"? 4 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,717 How about "Organic Love"? 5 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:15,893 (MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) 6 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,680 "You Don't Bring Me White Fish." 7 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,194 "Jazzy Jazzy Arms Akimbo." 8 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:22,145 -"Bubblegum Dreams and Emotional Support." - Music! 9 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,397 -"He Who Rocked It, Rolled It." -"Give Me The Woman." 10 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:25,689 "The Sweet Smell of Sound." 11 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,072 -"Mr. Fluff and The Puff Police." - Songs! 12 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,409 -"Sergeant Pepper." - Music songs! 13 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:32,195 "Llamas Llamas Everywhere." 14 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,618 -"Finger Jams and Marshmallow Yams." -"Born to Rock." 15 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,907 "I Wish I Knew My Dad." 16 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:38,458 We made an album? 17 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,785 Stop! 18 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,957 (CLEARS THROAT) Maybe there are some bad ideas. 19 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,127 (OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 20 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,002 ANIMAL: Rock on! Rock on! Rock on! 21 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,837 (BAND MEMBERS SINGING) 22 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,130 {\an8}Give me a break down, my brothers and sisters. 23 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:35,804 {\an8}(ALL CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) 24 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,229 Sorry to stop the flow. 25 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,940 I figured it's time to talk strategy for selling our album. 26 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,819 This is the last song you're working on, 27 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:55,240 and it's time the world knows that you've been cooking up something fresh. 28 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,792 First things first, you gotta stop clapping. 29 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:01,867 - So... - LIPS: Oh. 30 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:03,081 - Yeah. - Yeah. 31 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,206 - Um, Zoot? - Okay. 32 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:08,796 Anyway, publicity for an album is almost as important as what's on it. 33 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,455 These days, there's really only one way to get the word out. 34 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,839 - Oversized billboards. - Windshield leaflets. 35 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,427 -This thing! - (FEEDBACK WHINES) 36 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,676 Yes, those were all options, 37 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,096 but I was moreso talking about the Internet. 38 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:26,020 And lucky for us, JJ is a tech wiz and he's here to help. 39 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:29,189 I know you guys are very proud of being an analog band. 40 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,280 ALL: Yeah. 41 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:33,105 - But welcome to the digital age. - FLOYD: Ooh. 42 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,741 JJ: Here, one for you. ZOOT: What the... 43 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,487 JJ: That's actually his. Okay. ZOOT: Huh? 44 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:40,789 Much obliged, but Lips is already the keeper of our communal phone-a-mobile. 45 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:44,495 Well, yeah. And I don't... (MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) You know? 46 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,211 FLOYD: Yeah, I don't like it. 47 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:48,327 We all know that these were created by The Man 48 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,174 to spy on us with high tech trackery. 49 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,010 And, like, I'm focusing on self-betterment right now, 50 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:57,466 so I just can't become a cellular zombie with my head looking down all the time. 51 00:02:57,468 --> 00:03:00,968 Also, it has no buttons. I don't trust anything with no buttons. 52 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:04,597 Like, even we have belly buttons. (WHISPERS) Mine's an innie. 53 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:08,021 - I got both kinds. In, and out. - Oh. 54 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,731 Actually, Zoot, you'll like the phone more than anyone 55 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,232 because, check it out, it's also a camera. 56 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:16,034 What do you mean? Where do the photos come out? 57 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,529 No, they don't come out. They go to the cloud. 58 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,203 Oh, man, I don't do so good on planes. 59 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,155 - Um... - Hey. Hi. Not to be this guy, 60 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,873 but are y'all sure this phone thing is a smart idea? 61 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,381 No. It's a brilliant idea. 62 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:34,586 Look, let's begin with the basics, Mayhem. Your first tweet. 63 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:37,384 Doc, this is all you. We all know you've got a way with words. 64 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:38,638 Absotively. 65 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,175 There's just so many to pick from. 66 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,511 Hmm. 67 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,394 Let's see. 68 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,271 - Ooh! I got it! I got it! - LIPS: All right. 69 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,649 (KEYPAD CLACKING) 70 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:50,896 Done. 71 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,694 You wrote the word "Tweet." 72 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,320 - Now, what? - Uh, now, you press "send." 73 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:57,784 - (PHONE CHIMES) - Now, what? 74 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,776 And now, the word is out and people will come. 75 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,329 Um... 76 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,945 Did the band just say "Tweet"? 77 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,622 ALL: Cool. 78 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,657 Are you guys doing Internet without me? 79 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:08,960 ALL: Cool. 80 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:11,173 Not cool. 81 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:13,672 Look, I get that you put JJ in charge of social media 82 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,840 because you're doing the whole power couple thing. 83 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:17,468 - But... - But it's a big mistake, 84 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:21,135 putting a label on things so soon. (SCOFFS) 85 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:22,886 What? 86 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:25,809 That's not what you were... I'm sorry. 87 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,272 We were talking about that earlier. It's moving too quickly. 88 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:33,114 It's all just like... 'Kay, you can continue. (CLEARS THROAT) 89 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:38,193 Look, all I'm saying is that social media is my literal job. 90 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,071 I would love to be a part of all of this. 91 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:43,911 That's exactly why I saved the best for you. 92 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:45,078 For reals? 93 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,116 'Cause you get Animal. 94 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,788 (SHOUTS) Ani... Animal! 95 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:52,424 More like "Hanimal." 96 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,877 Ooh, like "Bennifer," but better. 97 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:57,795 Oh, just you wait. We are going to break... No. 98 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,722 Destroy the Internet. 99 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,836 Ah, yeah. Destroy! Destroy! (LAUGHS) 100 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:06,144 Come on. We're gonna start by blinging out that collar. 101 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,349 ANIMAL: Oh! 102 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:09,388 Bling, bling! (LAUGHS) 103 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,437 Calling it now. This is all gonna blow up. 104 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,651 Man, we are blowing up. 105 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,319 The band's tweeting, Animal's getting glammed up. 106 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,649 What's next, Smooshie? 107 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,658 Next, you stop calling me "Smooshie." 108 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,740 And after that, we figure out a way to book the Hollywood Bowl 109 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,872 because I stupidly promised the band they'd play there. 110 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:29,995 Move in with me. 111 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,163 Whoa. 112 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,504 JJ, kind of feels like we're moving a little... 113 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:34,579 insanely fast. 114 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,169 No. Isn't it like we're just picking up where we left off? 115 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,295 Besides, work-wise, 116 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,756 it makes sense for us to maximize our time together. 117 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:44,802 That's true, but I've already settled in here with Janice and... 118 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:47,059 Right. I have four spare bedrooms at my place, 119 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:50,215 you're sleeping here in a pillow pile. 120 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,227 It's a pillow nest. 121 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:53,643 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 122 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,404 Thank you. 123 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,360 Huh? 124 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,649 Uh, cloud's broken. 125 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,322 (JJ SIGHS) 126 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:08,953 Look, no rush. But think about it. 127 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,501 (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 128 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,657 DR. TEETH: Hey. 129 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,543 Talk about a revelation of momentous proportions. 130 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,052 We twittered once, and now the world's twittering back. 131 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,125 Yeah. 132 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:23,054 The instant gratification is a hit of sheer dopamine 133 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:26,839 - surging through my cranium. I am sold. - (LIPS MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY) 134 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:28,104 Don't be. 135 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,306 The Mayhem doesn't tweet their fans online. 136 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,886 You meet your fans in real life and befriend them. 137 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,847 And tell them the very intimate details of your personal life. 138 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,693 But, like, now, we're socially connecting with, like, 139 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,316 way more people. 140 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,493 It's like a virtual Woodstock. 141 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:45,283 Yep, except maybe this time we remember it. (LAUGHS) 142 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,239 - (ALL LAUGHING) - JANICE: Wow. For sure. 143 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,330 Ooh! Lookie here. 144 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:52,872 Miss Taylor Swift and that Justin Bieber kid just followed us. 145 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:55,790 Oh, Beyoncé and Gaga just tweeted, "Whaddup?" 146 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,840 And Jack Harlow just, like, slid into my DMs. 147 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,375 Don't know what that means. 148 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,883 It'd be most disrespectful not to respond to them all. 149 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,760 - Agreed. - DR. TEETH: How's about something like, 150 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,967 "To our fellow music makers, 151 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,348 "you're all absotively tremendulous." 152 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:10,755 Right on. 153 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,393 "You are all truly talenticious, 154 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,306 -"with stupendorous fans." - Love it. 155 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,265 And, send. 156 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,765 {\an8}PENNY: "To our fellow music makers. 157 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,192 "You're absolutely terrible. 158 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,782 "You're all truly talentless with stupid fans." 159 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,737 This is your idea of good publicity? 160 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,369 Now, to be clear, 161 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:34,496 the phone tarnishified my beauteous words for some strangestical reason. 162 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,955 It's because your words aren't actual words. 163 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,416 - The what? - Yeah, they were autocorrected. 164 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,417 Who is this smart guy and why is he talking to me? 165 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,260 Now, I'm even more aggravated. 166 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,585 Don't be, okay? I will figure out a way to fix this. 167 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,257 Yeah, while you're at it, 168 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:51,929 I'm out of Satan's Blow Out sauce, so you can fix that, too. 169 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:53,354 The hotter the better. 170 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:54,681 Whew! 171 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:55,772 Ain't she something? 172 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,936 This is craziness. 173 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,822 With one tweet you started beef with all of music. 174 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:06,782 No beef, please. My vegan belly rejects all bovine. 175 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:09,067 Yeah, we don't beef with nobody. 176 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,907 Well, except that one band from River Bottom. 177 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,623 Yeah, they were a nightmare. 178 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,448 So, when do I get my photos? 179 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,333 Okay, one thing at a time. Okay? First, damage control. 180 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:21,536 I'm sure JJ's got a way to fix this whole mess. 181 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,091 - (BRAKES SCREECH) - Hey, now! 182 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,217 (PEOPLE CHATTERING ANGRILY) 183 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:28,718 What's happening? 184 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:31,801 Trouble. 185 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,351 Are those Taylor Swift fans? 186 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,401 And our vengeance shall be swift. 187 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:46,188 (STAMMERING) Why they doin' that? 188 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,032 - Okay, Teeth. Get us out of here. - LIPS: Behind us! 189 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:56,542 You come for our queen, Beyoncé, you're gonna get stung. 190 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:00,956 Oh, we got the BeyHive in the back and the Beliebers in the front, y'all. 191 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,627 You better belieb it's go time. 192 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,495 Seems we've been emboxified in. 193 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:10,125 Oh, my Gaga! It's the Little Monsters! 194 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,811 Mayhem, come out to play. 195 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,465 - No, no, no! - It's too late now to say sorry! 196 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:20,774 - (YELLING) -"Who runs the world? Girls!" 197 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:21,848 Roar! 198 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,395 No. No. 199 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,824 - (FANS CLAMORING) - Oh, whoa! 200 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,236 - What do they want from us? - Vengeance. 201 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,413 Look, as a superfan myself, I know how it works. 202 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,865 You cold diss their leader? You cold diss 'em all. 203 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,992 But how do they even know where to find us? 204 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,873 It's the phones, man. I told you they track us! 205 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,080 Yeah. It's okay. Just everybody calm down! 206 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,751 (LIPS EXCLAIMING) 207 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,669 - (SCREAMS) They got Lips! - Bring him back! 208 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:48,585 Oh, they got the door! 209 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,923 - Oh, my God! - Oh, no! They got me. 210 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,300 (BAND MEMBERS SCREAMING) 211 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,553 - (POP MUSIC PLAYING) - (CAMERA SNAPPING) 212 00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,349 (BLOWING) 213 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,642 - HANNAH: Yes, Animal. - Yuck. That's scratchy. 214 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,689 Hey. Oh, yes. 215 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,898 - How's breaking the Internet going? - Scratchy. 216 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,397 #Hanimal is absolutely killing it. 217 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,611 - Fork! - Although, he hates the tags. 218 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:16,122 Which is ironic because it's literally the whole reason we wear them. 219 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,525 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 220 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,620 - Lock the door! - Go, go, go! 221 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,789 Hide! Everybody hide! 222 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,504 Hide? From who? 223 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,173 The Swifties. They're, like, tiny, but vicious hunters. 224 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:30,627 Little or not, they got Lips! And the Beliebers stole the van, man. 225 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,710 (ALL CLAMORING) 226 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,594 Okay. Everybody chill, all right? 227 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,721 - I saw the tweet. - And you're not freaking out? 228 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,718 No. A high-profile Twitter beef 229 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,850 is the best possible way for us to get back on everyone's radar. 230 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,308 But you guys are here, literally hiding from it. 231 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,854 Did he not hear about Lips? 232 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,769 Or the van. They got the van, man. 233 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,442 Yeah, and because of that tweet, 234 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,110 you got invited to play a virtual concert in Minecraft. 235 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,530 - Wow. Minecraft is huge, guys. - Yeah. 236 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,238 FLOYD AND JANICE: Ooh! 237 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,081 Wait, a virtual concert? 238 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,790 I thought we were working hard to book the band a real gig. 239 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,616 - Like, at the Hollywood Bowl. - Exactly. 240 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,246 Look, getting the band a bunch of fake friends online 241 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:09,214 is one thing, but now you want them to play a fake concert? 242 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,670 In front of millions of people, all at once, worldwide? 243 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,762 BOTH: Ooh! 244 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,045 I guess JJ wins. Virtual concert it is. 245 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,298 Hey, I'm sure it'll be great, Moog. 246 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,064 What'd I miss? 247 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:32,397 (NORA SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON VIDEO) 248 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,873 Why? I told you I hate birthdays. 249 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,159 But do you hate cupcakes? 250 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,792 Because I got your favorite. Come on, give her a sniff. 251 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:50,458 - Oh! - (NORA LAUGHS) 252 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,049 - You look so cute, Smooshie. - Smooshie? 253 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,592 - I'll show you Smooshie. - (LAUGHS) 254 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:58,344 Smooshie? 255 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,350 Sorry. Didn't realize you were awake. Kind of hard to tell. 256 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:06,481 Like, wow, I didn't know that you and JJ used to be, like, 257 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:09,095 lovey-dovey picnic pals. 258 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,273 Yup. 259 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:14,068 And now, JJ wants to pick up right where we left off. 260 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,436 And, like, that's a bad thing? 261 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,111 No. 262 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,906 JJ is everything I wanted. 263 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,203 Literally. 264 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,196 I broke up with him because he wasn't 265 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,834 serious or driven or showered. 266 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,837 And now, he's all of those things, but... 267 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,495 He's no Moog. 268 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:38,718 (CHUCKLES) Okay, Janice. Normally, you're cosmically in tune with me, 269 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,046 but this time, you're way off. 270 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,887 Am I, though? 271 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:47,023 From what my third eye sees, it's Moog who makes you smile more. 272 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,390 So? 273 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,359 Have I ever told you the story of the free-spirited lass 274 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:57,685 whose heart was, like, totally torn between two very different suitors? 275 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:01,662 - No, but, I... - One was a flashy, driven businessman, 276 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,704 who was, like, pure ambition. 277 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:08,035 And the other, was, like, a scruffy, aimless guitar player, 278 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,334 who just, like, made her smile. 279 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,340 Okay, Janice, clearly, the guitarist was Floyd and you're the girl. 280 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,915 No. Her name was Betty. 281 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,005 And while she was busy being all wishy-washy, 282 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,636 I swooped in and stole Floyd's heart. 283 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,512 Okay, and what happened to Betty? 284 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,728 The last I heard, she's now a lonely old bag lady, 285 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,135 who lives under a bridge in Paramus. 286 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,186 (YAWNS) 287 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,149 - Nighty-night. - But... 288 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,229 (SNORING) 289 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,873 (SLURPS) 290 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,331 Ah! 291 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,501 I gotta use the toilet. 292 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,249 Oh, yeah. 'Cause you drank four coconuts. (GRUNTS) 293 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,552 Why are these even here? 294 00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,173 Snow cone. 295 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,713 Om-nom! 296 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,761 Sir, please stop eating the equipment 297 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,968 and get in position. That's behind the drums. 298 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,259 Okay, any movement you make 299 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,812 in your motion capture suits will be mirrored in the game. 300 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,426 Let's do this, people! Positions, everyone. 301 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,940 - Here we go! - You know the drill. 302 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,515 You open strong with Can You Picture That? 303 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,730 Ooh. I can picture that boring the virtual pants off our crowd. 304 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,357 What? It's their biggest hit. 305 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,738 And it's also their oldest. Look, the band is here 306 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,282 to discover a new audience. 307 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,159 So, they should open up with a song from their new album. 308 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,992 Oh, hey, songs one through 12 are my personal favorites. (LAUGHS) 309 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:34,869 Indeed, but our final track is a guaranteed-ified mind exploder. 310 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,924 Ooh, what about the We Are One one? 311 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,167 Oh, wow. Let's do it. 312 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,458 We're still figuring it all out, right? 313 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,128 You can't just go and play it live. 314 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,721 Uh, you of all Moogs, should know that 315 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:48,257 we are deeply adept at the avian art of winging it. 316 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,432 We're about to go live. 317 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,725 No winging it. Moog is right. Let's just do the hit everyone knows. 318 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,385 DR. TEETH: As you wish, Label Lady. 319 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:55,808 Plug us in. 320 00:14:55,936 --> 00:15:00,146 Five, four, three, two, one. 321 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:06,239 ANNOUNCER: Miners, creepers, zombies. And Steve. 322 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:10,783 Put your blocky hands together to welcome The Electric... 323 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,204 Mayhem! 324 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:18,459 CROWD: Mayhem, mayhem, mayhem! 325 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,336 - Far out, man. - Oh, wow. 326 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,971 Well, all right. 327 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,927 Thank you, Minecraft youths and fellow foragers. 328 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:32,256 We're here to rock your blocks off with an oldie, but goodie. 329 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,060 Two, three, four... 330 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,519 Whoa! Hey. That would've hurt if that was real. 331 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:43,779 Wow, like, I'm totally sensing a blanket of digital darkness descending upon us. 332 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,985 - (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) - (THUNDER RUMBLING) 333 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,543 Uh, dude... 334 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,456 I think we're all gonna die! 335 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,709 Fall in, Swifties. Let's knock their blocks off. 336 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,745 - What's happening? - It's the superfans. 337 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,508 It's all of them. 338 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,916 The Beliebers, 339 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,098 the BeyHive, Gaga's Little Monsters. 340 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,220 Little Monsters, prepare to attack. 341 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,470 MOOG: That's not all. 342 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,388 BTS ARMY, the... Rihanna's Navy. 343 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,771 Even the Natalie Merchant Marines. 344 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,940 Okay, now I'm worried. 345 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,074 {\an8}(THUNDER RUMBLING) 346 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,526 FLOYD: They look mad and angry. 347 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,105 (BUZZING) 348 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:34,664 Like, the good news is, we've brought so many different fans together. 349 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,327 Yeah, in their hatred of us. 350 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,036 Yummy. 351 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,040 (YELPS AND GRUNTS) 352 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,254 - Oh, my God! - Lips! 353 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,006 What happened? 354 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,387 They're actually getting hurt right now, so maybe we could pull the plug. 355 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,715 - Don't pull the plug. - Moog is right. Pull the plug. 356 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,511 What plug? That's not how it works. 357 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,349 (EXPLOSIONS) 358 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,564 Nora, please. 359 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,024 You gotta trust me. Can you just trust me on this? 360 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,228 - Okay. - Okay, okay, um... 361 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,694 Attention, Electric Mayhem. There's been a change to the set list. 362 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,151 You know what to do. 363 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,572 Uh... We really don't. 364 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,582 What do we do? 365 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,294 Wing it. 366 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,289 For sure. 367 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,287 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 368 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,842 (CROWD CHEERING) 369 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,144 (SINGING) 370 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,370 (CROWD CHEERING) 371 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,502 (CROWD CHEERING) 372 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:08,836 Yeah! 373 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,521 (LIP-SYNCING ALONG) 374 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,456 Looks like we just got our final song. 375 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:56,431 Yup. And it just united all the fans with the whole world watching. 376 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,216 I just wanna hug you. 377 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,887 I'd say this calls for a celebration. 378 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,314 Shall we get Lips to call Diddy, maybe he could throw him a white party? 379 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:09,059 Actually, I was thinking something a little more colorful, you know? 380 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,904 Something more Mayhem. 381 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,025 ANIMAL: Higher! 382 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,863 Lower! 383 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,953 Higher. 384 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,322 Oh, yeah. 385 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,373 - Okay, switch. - Okay. 386 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,696 Once Hanimal trends worldwide, we can start wearing comfier clothes. 387 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,247 Yeah. 388 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,291 (CELL PHONES CLICKING) 389 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,415 Hello. 390 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,665 I finally throw you a classic Mayhem Kickback, 391 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,260 and you spend it all on your phones? 392 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,835 Only 'cause this Internet age is the biggest shindig of all time. 393 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,177 - All time. - Says here, 394 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,177 our virtual concert has been viewed two badrillion times. 395 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,731 - Mmm. - Not quite, but it's up there. 396 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,100 Hey, I forgot to mention. 397 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:50,940 I've started my own channel where I get to try hot stuff with my hot stuff. 398 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,229 Ha-ha! That would be me. 399 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,820 She's a spicy one, indeed. 400 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:58,948 You call this a spicy Trinidadian Scorpion pepper? 401 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,374 I felt nothing. 402 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,525 Wow. It's burning my eyes. 403 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,869 (CHUCKLES) 404 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,199 - Hey, Zoot. - Huh? 405 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,504 Grab your phone and come digitally photify my fiery fiesta. 406 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,674 Can't. Cloud's busted. 407 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,957 (THUDS) 408 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,252 Ooh! Janice, are you okay? 409 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:18,629 Never better. Oh, look, I have so many new follower friends. 410 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,139 And they're sending me little pictures of prayer hands 411 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,806 and hearts and rainbows and cupcakes. 412 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,889 Let's send them back tiny pictures of our favorite snacks. 413 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,352 - Apples and donuts and bananas... - Oh! 414 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,305 - ...and tacos and hot dogs and... Hmm? - Don't send those! 415 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,105 Wow. The band stuck on their phones during their party is bad enough, 416 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,583 - but you're down here working? - Actually, um, 417 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:44,655 I just finished. 418 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,118 - Wait, seriously? - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 419 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,456 That virtual concert gave us our last song. 420 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,710 The Electric Mayhem officially has their first album. 421 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,302 (CHUCKLES) 422 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,844 And that smile made it all worth it. 423 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,390 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 424 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,018 No way. 425 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,057 - (CELL PHONE CLICKING) - Oh! (CHUCKLES) 426 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,194 There you go. 427 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:19,704 We did it. 428 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,778 - Did what? - The Hollywood Bowl just called. 429 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,827 They saw the virtual concert and offered the band the real deal! 430 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,035 - Power couple, am I right? - You're right. 431 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,584 You know what? I'll do it. 432 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,790 I will move in. It just... It makes sense. 433 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,625 (EXCLAIMS) 434 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,008 She's moving in! 435 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,018 There they are. 436 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,381 Say cheese. 437 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,131 - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) - Nice. 33079

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