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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANIMAL: Rock on! Rock on! Rock on!
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{\an8}Ladies and gentlemen,
for years, audiences across the universe
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have been desperate for a glimpse
into the creative process
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of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.
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{\an8}And today, for the first time ever,
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I give you what... Oh! Oh.
You're just going right in. Okay.
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Okay, okay, you may be wondering
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why a film crew
is descending upon your sacred space.
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No, I'm not sure
we should start the chorus in G.
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Well, let's try it in J.
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I figured
that you're finally crankin' out songs,
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we could capture the magic of The Mayhem
in an epic rockumentary, huh?
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Who's gonna play me?
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You. Yeah, you play you.
That's the best part.
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All you guys gotta do,
is bring the love and magic
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that is The Electric Mayhem.
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The world needs more love,
especially right now.
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And even JJ agrees
that this band is pure love.
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Wait. I'm sorry, did you say J...
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- Oh, what's up, my homies? Whoa, easy.
- (ANIMAL GRUNTS)
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- Bad!
- JJ: Whoa!
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Animal, bud, look at me, okay?
JJ good, not bad.
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Yeah, yeah, JJ cool, JJ friend.
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"Friend"?
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Yeah, um, I, too, am confused.
Is JJ helping us now?
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Actually, after he bought us
more time with Penny,
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we decided to grab a coffee and...
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Wait, like a date?
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- What?
- Nothin'.
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Back in the day, we'd have
these big brainstorm sessions,
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and we picked up right where we left off.
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- And boom! We had a great idea.
- NORA: Mmm-hmm.
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Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem
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get immortalized by having their own
rock and roll documentary,
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- just like The Beatles did with...
- (GROWLS)
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- Get back!
- Okay.
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Get Back is the name of the Beatles doc,
and it's a smash. And, guess what?
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We've locked in an all-star director
to help us get goin'.
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Did someone say one-star director?
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Everyone, meet Kevin Smith. Okay.
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- Director of Clerks, Clerks II.
- Clerks III.
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Before you say anything,
just know that he's done so much more
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than foul-mouthed comedies.
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He's made action movies,
horror, political satire...
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And whatever Yoga Hosers was.
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- (ALL CHUCKLING)
- Oh, wow, burn.
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Dr. Teeth, you still got the bite.
Man, I have missed all of you so much...
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- Brosci! (LAUGHING)
- Ahh! Get in here.
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Brosci.
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Of course, you guys know each other.
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Yeah, he's our Bro Pesci,
our Broey Ramone,
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our Broseph Gordon-Levitt. We go way back.
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You wouldn't wanna meet me
back in the old days.
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I was a real square from Jersey
until I met The Mayhem.
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Ooh, for sure.
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Now, after a lifetime of making
critically panned R-rated movies,
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I'm finally ready to embrace
family-friendly entertainment.
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I wanna make a film
about all the joy and love
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brought into this world
by my favorite band.
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The Commodores.
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Not the Commodores.
I'm talking about The Mayhem!
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- You guys!
- All right.
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Listen to me very carefully.
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- You see this camera?
- ALL: Yeah.
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Do not look into this camera.
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ALL: No, no, no, no, no.
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Yeah, I want you to act naturally.
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That's the key, okay?
We'll go for one, here we go.
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- And, action.
- FLOYD: Just gonna act natural.
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(LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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{\an8}KEVIN: Action.
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Whoa!
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Nice.
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MOOG: Herbal tea?
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Elvis Presley should play me
in this movie.
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Zoot, buddy, Elvis is dead.
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What? When?
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- (PLAYING JAZZ RIFF)
- Yeah. I'm diggin' that riff, man.
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Add some sauce, boss.
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- Here we go!
- Don't mind me.
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I'll just be over here, knittin'.
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You won't even know I'm here.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Ain't she somethin'?
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Yes, she's definitely somethin'.
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(SIGHS) Thanks for helping
everyone get camera-ready, Han.
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Are you kidding?
I love being the glam squad.
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Also, trapping people in my make-up chair
gets me all the hot goss.
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Oh. Speaking of,
spill the tea on you and JJ.
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There's no tea to spill. The only thing
I have time for is finishing this album.
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And shooting this doc.
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And booking the band
at the Hollywood Bowl.
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You're doing the thing
where you use busy work life
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as an excuse to blow off your love life.
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Help, I need somebody!
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(YELLING)
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- I'm gonna go save him.
- Uh-huh.
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(TUNING GUITAR)
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- Yo, Moop.
-"Moog."
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I know, right?
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So, I've been thinking,
your knowledge of all things Mayhem
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could really help this doc be the
lovefest that Nora wants it to be.
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Yeah. No. Yeah. What...
Anything to help Nora.
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Great. What do you have on Animal
that's fun?
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Are you serious? Yeah, no... Uh...
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First off, Animal rarely takes baths.
He's always like, "Too wet."
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- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- Good stuff. That's good.
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Oh.
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Animal loves bunnies.
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- Bunnies?
- Yes.
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- Yeah, okay, that'll work.
- For what?
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To stop Animal from killing my vibe
with Nora. Thanks, pal.
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Wait. What just happened?
Can you play that back for me, please?
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(HESITATES) No.
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- (PLAYING BASS RIFF)
- What do you think of this, Teeth?
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(SINGING)
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You know, like that. What'd you think?
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- Yeah.
- (DR. TEETH MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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If you're suggestin' we take a fiver,
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- uh... I agree.
- It's nice and snug.
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- (DR. TEETH MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
- (CHUCKLES)
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(KICK DRUM BEATING)
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JJ: Hey, it's my main man...
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- ...imal.
- (GROWLS SOFTLY)
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I know. JJ bad.
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But perhaps, bunny good?
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- Bunny!
- Yeah, that's right, that's right.
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Now, if, um, Bunny good,
maybe JJ good, too?
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- Bunny man good.
- All right.
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- Aw. I knew he'd warm up to you.
- JJ: Yeah.
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What?
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- (ANIMAL COOS)
- (JJ CHUCKLES)
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(SOULFUL KEYBOARD PLAYING)
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What about James Brown?
He'd be a good me.
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Uh, Zoot, I think that guy's dead.
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What? When?
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Here's what I was tryin' to play
for you yesterday.
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(SINGING)
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- (VOCALIZING)
- Yeah.
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(VOCALIZING) Yeah.
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(PENNY WAILING)
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(SQUEAKS)
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- Grilled cheesy wedge?
- Mmm-mmm.
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- Grilled cheesy wedge?
- Ahh! Moog, Moog, Moog.
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- MOOG: What are you doin'?
- You're not going anywhere. Sit.
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Yep, okay.
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While I take care
of these heinous dark circles,
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you tell me
about your adorable crush on my sister.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) What? No.
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- How'd you know?
- Glam squad knows all.
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Then you know
that I can't compete with JJ.
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Dude just used
my Mayhead knowledge against me.
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Love is a game with no rules, Moog.
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Which means, anyone can win. Even you.
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Yeah, but I don't play games.
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- My jam is just being sweet.
- How's that going for you?
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Really bad.
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Then switch it up.
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Wait, why do you wanna help me?
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I am Team Moog all the way.
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- Thank you.
- Okay, but you can't be you.
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Okay, so, you're not Team Moog?
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I'm just saying
you've got to do it JJ's way.
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Play his nasty game, but better.
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(PENNY VOCALIZING BADLY)
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(CHUCKLES) Don't mind me.
I was moved by the music.
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And I move we take another fiver.
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- Hey, Lips! My man.
- Hey, Nobu.
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Listen, I could really use your help
taking this documentary to the next level.
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Maybe with some star power.
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Yeah, I figured that's coming up.
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It seems like you know everyone.
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Any chance you have one of the Beatles
on speed dial?
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Oh! Yeah, we go way back with the B...
Let's see, I gotta... (MUMBLES)
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Okay, all right.
Hey, really hope that was a "yes."
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Love, love me do.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Bunny man?
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Yeah, I'm the bunny man.
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And I figured your little cottontail pal
could use some company.
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One bunny, two bunny.
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(LAUGHS) Two bunny.
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Whoa! No! My kicks!
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Oh, man! I am so sorry.
Please, let me repay you.
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Fine, they're 800 bucks.
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What? No! Uh-uh. Not with money.
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I can help with
more of my Mayhead knowledge.
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No need. Animal's my homie now.
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No, help with Nora. Right? She wants
this movie to be a huge lovefest, right?
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I know exactly
how you can make that happen.
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Right, if it helps Nora.
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So, just ask
Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem
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how they got the name
Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.
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- Okay. All right, cool.
- All right?
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- Thank you. Dude, we gotta hang.
- Of course.
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- Okay.
- We gotta hang.
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Now you're just helping
the competition to impress my sister?
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- That's how you "play the game"?
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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That's how I win it.
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I know who should play me.
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Frank Sinatra?
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Also dead.
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What? When?
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Hey, if you guys are takin' a break,
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how about you tell us the epic tale
of how you got your name?
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- Oh! There is a...
- There is a...
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There is no story there.
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- Oh, like, of course, there is.
- Of course they do.
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Bunny! Bunny!
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When we started, we called ourselves
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"The Good Times Happy Trails
Super Smiles Fun Band."
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"TGTHTSSFB" for short.
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Oddly, our short was just as long.
(CHUCKLES)
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Great story, good memories, the end.
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The end?
You didn't even get to the good part.
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They met me.
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It was the first time the band
ever played the Whiskey a Go Go.
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Oh, yeah, we were, like,
opening for the opening act.
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Man, forget the...
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That's when I saw my
Big, Golden Tooth Olive on stage,
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and I felt a burning
deep in my soul and scalp.
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My hair caught on fire.
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Our ambitious laser light show shorted out
zappin' people without prejudice.
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And when the rubble was cleared,
and I came to,
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I gave the band a record deal.
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And a new and improved name,
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Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.
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And I gave her
my honest feedback, which is,
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"Why is Teeth's name in the front?"
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And I gave him my response,
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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"Because I said so."
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And, I gave in.
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- Phew! Try that in a court of law.
- Lips is right.
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You know, we really got the shaft
in that origin story.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Um, like, guys?
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00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:10,479
We totally agreed years ago
to never discuss the name thing
239
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,109
and keep it bottled up,
like healthy people do.
240
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,567
That's exactly right. Look,
it doesn't matter how we're monikerized,
241
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,236
at the end of the day,
we all know this band has no front man.
242
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,159
Easy for you to say, given
that you're always in the front, man!
243
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,289
- Hey!
- Guys, hey...
244
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,865
Even our logo is your big mouth!
245
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,460
- LIPS: Your big mouth!
- Let's just... What just happened?
246
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,786
And it's your little thing
that's always... (MUMBLES)
247
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,213
- I'm gonna...
- (ALL ARGUING)
248
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,210
LIPS: I'm talkin' to you! (MUMBLES)
249
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,382
JJ: They're fighting.
250
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,420
The band that never fights is fighting.
251
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,759
- What did you do?
- Nothing.
252
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,469
I asked them how they got their name.
253
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:45,644
Oh. Yeah. No, that story
always brings out the worst in them.
254
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,098
Man, I wish you would've asked me first.
255
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,150
- I did.
- I'll handle this, JJ. You've done enough.
256
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,980
Nora. Nor...
257
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,817
Well-played, pal.
258
00:12:56,984 --> 00:13:01,034
You know, not that it matters,
but you are way out of your league here.
259
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,658
Am I, though?
260
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:07,327
Why don't you save yourself
the humiliation and slow your roll?
261
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,333
Or what?
262
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,245
Or the gloves come off.
263
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,746
Well, too late,
264
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,956
- 'cause mine are already off.
- Oh, yeah?
265
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,796
Yeah, and my skin is soft.
266
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:24,178
Weird flex, but okay. Game on.
267
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,886
ANIMAL: Bunny!
268
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,600
Bunny! Come back, bunny!
269
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,363
(CHUCKLES) One bunny, two bunny.
270
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,568
(LAUGHS) Huh?
271
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,988
Bunny? What?
272
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,368
Bunny make more bunny!
273
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,622
(LAUGHS) Whoa! Whoa!
274
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,122
Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
275
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,538
Bunny tickles.
276
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,042
(LAUGHS)
277
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,328
FLOYD: Now,
I demand the band name be changed!
278
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:58,462
This is a personal
and professional atrocity on all levels.
279
00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,762
- Oh, for sure.
- See?
280
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,875
Oh, please.
281
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,551
- We all know what this is really about.
- What?
282
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,851
You're jealous I got a sweater
that turtles my neck.
283
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,926
What if I am?
284
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,675
Well, then,
I'll see if Penny can make you one!
285
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,563
That would be very much appreciated!
286
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,186
You are very welcome!
287
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,767
- Well, thank you!
- Thank you!
288
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,942
- You're welcome!
- You're welcome!
289
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,071
FLOYD: Thank you!
290
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,609
(SHOUTS) You're welcome!
291
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,989
Wait, Floyd. Where are you going?
292
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,953
Just like the dark horse himself,
George Harrison,
293
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:31,496
I'll be takin' my leave
and goin' home in polite protest.
294
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,995
This is your home.
295
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:34,747
FLOYD: Get out of my way!
296
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,208
Floyd, come back!
297
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,707
Hi, I'm Susanna.
298
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,878
Lips said you needed a Bangle
for some sort of music doc?
299
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,591
Wow. Susanna Hoffs.
300
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,761
Ta-da!
301
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,468
Dude, I asked for the Beatles.
302
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:47,967
- She's from The Bangles.
- Yeah.
303
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,058
As in, I wanted a Ringo or a Paul.
304
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,385
It's cool. I'd do anything for Lips.
305
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,766
He taught me how to walk like an Egyptian.
306
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,228
It was fun in the '80s.
307
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,231
Hey, we're looking to cast a Zoot.
Wanna audition?
308
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,363
- Sounds fun.
- Let's run lines.
309
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,991
- Here's the script, Zoot.
- Oh.
310
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,355
What script?
311
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,834
It's a documentary, okay?
And you're already Zoot.
312
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,539
We're doin' a documentary?
313
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,667
(BAND ARGUING)
314
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,589
What are you talking about?
315
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,757
- Nothing to do with it.
- Easy for you to say.
316
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,256
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
317
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,425
Still arguing about the band name?
318
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:31,756
No, that was just, like, a gateway fight
to deeper, more personal band issues.
319
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:36,599
They called Penny intrusive
and my hat repulsive. Neither are true.
320
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,272
They called me a diva and a cheapskate.
321
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,401
Half true.
322
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,567
They called me capricious and flighty.
Both true.
323
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,607
They called me a chrysanthemum.
324
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,071
Sometimes, a man
has to look in the mirror, Lips.
325
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,202
What?
326
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,488
I do not have time to stand this.
327
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,831
I'll call my hairdresser.
You don't know nothing.
328
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,576
Stop, okay? All this fighting
is freaking out our director.
329
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,119
You know the films he's made,
so that's saying a lot.
330
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,130
All right, all right. I suppose,
331
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:04,382
in the spirit of band harmonality,
we cease fire.
332
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,875
And resume work
on this love song about Penny.
333
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,217
- Let's get back...
- My friend!
334
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,969
I wrote this song about Janice.
335
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,259
DR. TEETH: Janice?
FLOYD: Yeah.
336
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,471
I believe you are deeply discombobulated.
337
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,892
Oh! I am very much bobulated!
338
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,232
Tell him, baby.
Tell him who I wrote this song for.
339
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,978
Like, actually,
I wrote this love song about me.
340
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,981
You can't write a love song
about yourself!
341
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,608
It goes against the laws of nature!
342
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:30,699
I'm on, like, a journey of self-healing,
so, I can write about whoever I want.
343
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:35,368
Then I'm gonna write my own love song
about my other true love.
344
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,409
Uh... Soup!
345
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:43,535
(SINGING) Soup soup-di-doup
How I love my soup
346
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:48,465
Soup don't make me frown
But you guys let me down
347
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,676
You're a hurtful group
So I stick with my soup
348
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,297
Soup soup-di-doup
My soup
349
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,392
Yeah, still kind of a work in progress,
350
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,442
but I think it illustrates
how much I love soup.
351
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:06,193
Feels like less of a love song about soup
and more of a spiteful attack on us.
352
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,991
Doesn't matter. Wanna know why?
We don't need songs about soup.
353
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,236
Then what's your stance
on a nice, steamy chowder?
354
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,323
That is not a soup, and you know it!
You tell him, Janice.
355
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,494
Like, why do you care what I think?
356
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:20,963
Truth is,
I never enjoyed any bowl-based cuisine.
357
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,706
- (ALL GASPING)
- Hey, I'm here.
358
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,794
Are you Nora?
359
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,593
Paula Abdul? Oh, snap!
What's happening here?
360
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,843
Lips here said you needed me for a cameo,
361
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,257
and I owe him big time because
he introduced me to Skat Kat.
362
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,340
Very well.
363
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:38,974
Right on. I'm so sorry, though.
There seems to be a mix-up. Again.
364
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:42,564
Yes, Lips, I had asked you for a Paul,
not Paula.
365
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,765
Paula. I'm so sorry,
but, yeah, don't make a day, okay?
366
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,108
Hey! P Abby D, what it be?
367
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,609
- Floyd, bring it in.
- FLOYD: Ha-ha! Yeah.
368
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,742
How you doin', honey?
369
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,658
Never better. Just wrote
a boilin' hot soup-centric love song
370
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,988
out of sheer spite to get back at Janice.
371
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,874
And it's, like, totally working.
372
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,075
Hey, you need some choreography?
373
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,500
Oh! Straight up! Let's do it!
374
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,762
Uh, Nora? We got a situation back here.
375
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,591
Oh, God. No, no, no.
No, no, no, that's mine.
376
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,091
Hey, what's up, y'all?
377
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,049
I'm Zoot.
378
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,974
Whoa! It's like lookin' into a mirror.
379
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,635
Actually, it's me, Morgan Freeman.
380
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,768
- You got the part, Marvin.
- (CHUCKLES)
381
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,360
Okay. All of that is wrong.
382
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,942
I'm so sorry, Mr. Freeman,
383
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,901
but there is no part
because we already have a Zoot.
384
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,033
Where?
385
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,618
- You. You're Zoot.
- Huh?
386
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:40,290
Which is why I am going to study
his every move and mannerism.
387
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,996
I'd like to know what it feels like
to walk in your shoes.
388
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,745
Huh. Here. Let's ask Jimmy.
389
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,499
Hmm. It's not so bad.
390
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,512
This may very well be
the role of a lifetime.
391
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,047
Whoa.
392
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,053
Hey, we're here to audition for Zoot.
393
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,849
We're not casting for Zoot.
394
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,561
Great. Lost another role to Freeman.
395
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:07,345
There is no role, okay?
Because Zoot is Zoot.
396
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,774
And there's nothing you can do
to change my mind.
397
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,188
(CHUCKLES) I can do this.
398
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,147
(PLAYING SAXOPHONE BADLY)
399
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,111
Okay.
400
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,909
(ALL PLAYING SAXOPHONE BADLY)
401
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,450
- No, no, no. No. That's expensive.
- (BUNNIES CHITTERING)
402
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,825
That's e... Oh, my God.
403
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,116
Do the soup spoon, do the soup spoon.
And stir,
404
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,408
- and stir.
- PAULA: Stop. Stop.
405
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,964
Where are the clean sharp moves? Again.
406
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,748
- Five, six, seven, eight.
- (SAXOPHONES CONTINUE)
407
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,841
FLOYD: Do the soup spoon,
408
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,126
- do the soup spoon.
- PAULA: Yes.
409
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,419
- FLOYD: And stir.
- Hey! Enough.
410
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,473
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- Okay, everyone needs to leave.
411
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,966
Yeah, Paula Abdul, Morgan Freeman,
all the Zoots.
412
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,604
Everyone just take a bunny and go.
413
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,892
- It's been an honor.
- Yeah.
414
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,273
Not you, real Zoot. You stay.
415
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,943
- Who? Me?
- Wow. This is such a disaster.
416
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,647
I can't believe I let this happen.
417
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,897
- About that. Look, I can explain.
- Moog.
418
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,610
No, no, I'm sick of the game.
419
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,990
This is all my fault.
420
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,106
- What?
- I gotta admit it.
421
00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,494
Working on the doc,
giving Animal the bunnies,
422
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,540
even trying to buy the label,
it was all just an excuse to
423
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,583
get close to you.
424
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,246
Why?
425
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,421
Look, when you broke up with me,
426
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,132
you said it was because
I was an unemployed,
427
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,918
video game-obsessed loser.
428
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:21,429
That's why I worked 24/7
to build up my business,
429
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:25,063
and my net worth, which somehow,
led to fitness,
430
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,727
and lasering off all my body hair,
and taking hand gesture classes.
431
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,517
So, you're saying
that you became you for me?
432
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,611
No.
433
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,735
I became me for us.
434
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,363
NORA: I, uh...
435
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,288
Hey, can we cut, please?
436
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,660
Cut? Are you nuts?
We're getting good stuff here.
437
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,963
How? None of this has
anything to do with the band.
438
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,252
Hey, we agreed to make
a documentary about love,
439
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,962
and that's what I'm shooting here.
You chasing your Amy.
440
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,419
What? My what?
441
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,633
Come on,
this dude's clearly your Amy, man.
442
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,974
The one you regret dumping,
the one that got away.
443
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,005
Really? You regret it?
444
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,845
Okay, why is this about me
all of a sudden?
445
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,939
This is supposed to be
about the band, okay?
446
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,395
And their love for each other.
447
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,055
This is the love the world needs to see,
not me.
448
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:17,731
Wow, you're, like, totally deflecting.
449
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,189
Yeah. Maybe.
450
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:22,994
I've been so obsessed with my career
that when it comes to my love life,
451
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,450
I don't even know where to start,
Janice, okay?
452
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,830
Is that what you wanna hear?
453
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:30,457
You're not alone.
Love is hard for most people.
454
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:34,499
But we're not most people.
455
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,957
Uh, the Doctor's right.
456
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,632
I'm sorry I got all heated up
about our band name.
457
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:40,916
Hey...
458
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,264
It's fine by me.
459
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,046
But not by me.
460
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,135
I hereby take this moment.
461
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,966
From this day forward,
462
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:53,484
we am, is, are, and be,
they whom are known as
463
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,606
just The Electric Mayhem.
464
00:21:57,190 --> 00:22:01,150
You're a generous man
with a beautiful hat.
465
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,781
Thank you, Doc.
466
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,364
Always, my brother.
467
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,494
But most of all,
468
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:10,371
thank you, Nora,
for using your absolute brokenness
469
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,962
to bring our total togetherness.
470
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,377
You're welcome, I guess.
471
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,921
And, cut. Yes!
472
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,798
Show people, I think we got it.
473
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:27,467
Got what? This wasn't a lovefest,
it was utter chaos.
474
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,561
We couldn't even get a Beatle to drop by.
475
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:33,691
Nora, we wanted to show the world
what love really is, am I right?
476
00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:38,574
Love is chaos and it's passion.
And it's confusing.
477
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,225
And it can be very messy.
478
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,910
You don't need a Beatle to show the world
how y'all feel about each other.
479
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,740
You already have.
480
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,075
Well, what do you know?
481
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,371
Silent Bob drops some knowledge
at the end of the movie.
482
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,710
You know what? You're right.
483
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,338
- We really don't need Paul McCartney.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
484
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:05,760
Well, I guess, all that's left now
is a big ending.
485
00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:08,257
Yeah? What do you have in mind?
486
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,059
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
487
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,863
(ALL SINGING)
488
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:32,829
(VOCALIZING)
489
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:53,349
Looks like glam squad
really does know all.
490
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:54,853
Yeah, like you ever listen.
491
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:58,096
I guess it did take an entire film crew
and a famous director
492
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,358
to get me to stop hiding
and live a little.
493
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:03,404
- (PENNY WAILING)
- (MIC TURNS OFF)
494
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:25,133
- We make a pretty good team, huh?
- I knew we would.
495
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,677
Listen, um,
about the stuff I said earlier...
496
00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:31,005
No. Don't.
497
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:36,390
It means a lot that you just stopped
with all the games and got real.
498
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,228
You're saying
I didn't have to laser off my body hair?
499
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:44,903
Hey.
500
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:48,275
For what it's worth, I'm still Team Moog.
501
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,662
Okay, so, what's the next move?
502
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,249
Honestly, I think your only move
is to just
503
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:01,707
let it be.
504
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,349
Here it comes for the lovely lady.
505
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,427
- Here's one for the Ax Man.
- Thank you.
506
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:18,932
- Here's one for Toot.
- Give me.
507
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,854
- DR. TEETH: One for the Zoot.
- This is good.
508
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:24,192
Nice. So, Craig,
stick a 24 on the A-camera.
509
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,979
How about here? Give us a wide.
510
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,437
Seventy-five mil on the B,
511
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,902
and give me a close-up of Animal
the whole way through.
512
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,153
Precious!
513
00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:33,874
(EXCLAIMING)
514
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:34,945
Mind the kidneys.
515
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:40,000
Well, well, from The Shire to The Shack,
Sir Peter Jackson is here.
516
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,671
FLOYD: Been a while, PJ.
517
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:45,461
You know, we ain't seen you
since that night in Wellington,
518
00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,125
when we met the Feebles.
519
00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:48,458
Yeah, it was a bad night.
520
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:51,263
Two of them are in witness protection.
The rest are in prison.
521
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,593
(SHUDDERS)
522
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:56,682
So, uh, why is Sir Peter Jackson here?
523
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,175
Well, Lips saw my documentary Get Back.
524
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,352
I've won a few awards.
525
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,560
Basically, my documentary
put the Beatles on the map.
526
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:06,727
And Lips tells me you guys
are gonna be bigger than the Beatles.
527
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:11,243
- Mmm.
- Um... Like, Mr. Peter Jackson?
528
00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:12,646
"Sir Peter" is fine.
529
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:17,534
Like, Mr. Sir Peter Jackson,
we, like, totally already made our movie.
530
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,624
I'm sorry, Janice,
but I don't make movies.
531
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:21,956
- ALL: Huh?
- I make trilogies.
532
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,620
ALL: Ah!
533
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:27,093
All you guys need to do is be natural.
Don't look at the camera.
534
00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:28,460
Just give me your talent.
535
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,457
- Yeah. All right.
- We can do that.
536
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,343
Yeah, that's right! I feel it.
537
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,470
And, action.
538
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:02,786
Here we go.
539
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:05,083
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
540
00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:07,832
Now, you take one of me.
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