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- Nico, well. Above! - Dad, dad, dad, dad.

- Dad dad. - My love, give me a kiss.

- Bandit! - Lost cause!

Goodbye love.

What has been done on the forehead of Cosmo? Did the glasses get broken?

Mom, do not give them ice cream before dinner.

Sorry, Who are you going out with tonight?

Bye.

NO ONE IS SAVED ALONE

- You want to change tables? - No, not anymore.

- Please? - A Reserve Ducale Oro 2008.

Thank you.

- What happened in 2008? - The economic crisis?

Cosmo was born.

- You've lost weight. - I am the same.

I have also lost weight. I eliminated dairy.

The stracchino is not dairy. Bufala is.

Need to get Cosmo's glasses fixed. They're broken.

- Where? At school? - The wine.

Down home while we were waiting. He slipped.

Alright. How much will it cost?

I do not know. My mom's eye doctor made them.

Why not do laser and get rid of the glasses altogether?

You said that nonsense a thousand times.

I'm stupid, you know.

- What do you want to do this summer? - What I can do?

I would like to go, disconnect, on foot, by bicycle, alone.

- Make a long journey. - I would like to as well.

- I would go to Calcutta. - To Calcutta?

- I don't think it's the right season. - I need to be alone.

Parting with the children but I can not go that far.

- I'm afraid to leave them. - Go to a happier place.

You can not go in the opposite direction of your mood.

How comforting

You could console your girlfriend.

- I don't have one, you know that. - I have not asked to come to dinner.

Hey, we're here to organize holidays for children.

Let's not try to offend each other and be so heavy.

- Are you ready for the order? - Yes.

Cutlet primavera.

- For me a cake of spinach. - Also a Roman artichoke.

Do they use ginger? They put it everywhere, so ...

- We are besieged by the East. - I'm allergic.

It is an oriental ginger root. Absorbs all evil.

We are so used to the worst,

that if we remove the preservatives we die.

We are depressed.

Morons and depressed.

Nutritionist I don't mean doctor.

- You don't have trust? - No, indeed. I do not trust doctors.

What is your main problem?

I have a swollen belly.

It gets hard as a drum.

Lie down.

Doctor, what's a girl like you doing working in a gym like this?

It is a choice.

Do you give anabolic steroids?

If you're going to say stupid things, leave. Lie down.

It's true, I'm pretty bad. I don't want to

Relax.

No no! Slowly slowly. I just had breakfast, Doctor.

I wouldn't like to... Relax too much...

Have you felt something? I feel like I'm gonna die.

I feel like Frankenstein junior, made of pieces of cadaver

the pieces fighting each other.

I am full of ideals, while the world lacks them.

You are full of toxins.

Is it bad?

No, but you must stop having yeast and milk to begin with.

- Pizza? - Forget the beer.

But the bad skin, yeah ...

Finally a smile! I bet that I would make you smile.

What happened to your teeth?

Do they bet on me?

We call you "apache".

Looks you came out of the American Indian reservations.

You took everything! Dairy, pasta ...

- What to eat? - Start with this.

- Can I kiss you? - Of course not.

- Nico left it in my house. - We've looked everywhere.

- Why did you not tell me? - You never answer the phone!

Thank you.

- Why do not you let me go home? - Children suffer when you leave.

You make them see only what you want.

They have to get used to your absence.

- Are you ... reorganizing? - Sorry?

Are you readying for someone else at home? You have the right. You can tell me.

- I'm not like you. - No, you're better than me.

Doesn't take much.

In any case, I am settling in.

I got a two-piece apartment with an open, very cute kitchen.

I know.

- Cosmo told you? - Yes.

I bought an electric broom.

It is perfect, all alone. Nico chases it...

Why did we never buy one?

- We could be separated at home. - But what are you saying?

What Cosmo said.

- He told the teacher. - Teacher?

- They talk about these things in class. - Still they are studying Pascoli?

No, they are studying the Masai. The long reign of the Masai.

The Masai.

What works do you like, Doctor?

I like thrillers. People pass by each other ...

Perhaps they never meet.

But they look for each other. Open endings, let's say.

Nothing of..

Nothing closed, all very ...

- Fluid. - Yes.

And what do you read?

Biographies of rock singers. Spies, criminals ...

Disgraced athletes.

In summary, people who sought life.

I also like this: "Guinness Records".

- Do you like that? - Macroscopia, diversity.

This is very interesting. The woman with thousand piercings.

The man with two penises.

Would you like to have them?

And use them sometimes.

- What do you mean you're not leaving? - No, I'm staying here.

You always said that Rome is a sewer.

I changed my mind.

Have you changed your mind? Sorry, when?

Good morning.

Is it because of this donkey that you're not leaving?

He's not a donkey, he's a wonderful, generous and creative guy.

He is writing a novel. I also want to give up.

You've spent 1200 pounds for the course in biodynamics!

- I know ... - The flights? Already we've paid!

- And me? - You go alone.

- How long has it been since you last fucked? - Hey, you do not know anything about me.

- What are you talking about? - Is it your will?

The nonsense about the midline ...

I am not a willful woman. I want to be what I am.

I am a weak, vulnerable and needy woman. That's me.

Your mother is right.

- What did she say that brainless woman? - To not trust myself to you.

Fuck off ass!

¿Micoló?

Or Micol?

But do you even eat?

- I drank tea. - A tea from this morning?

Want to die?

I don't know.

- What is it? - It's carnival.

Here.

Eat.

Thank you.

- Why? - For loving me.

Good.

So good!

What have you done?

- What have I done? - Did you get punched?

No. I was born that way. Beaten.

And you do not change as you grow?

No.

Fortunately!

They look like the teeth of children.

Just out of the gum.

- Should we fix them? - Do not you dare.

If you do I will leave you.

I am not kidding.

Ok?

Eat.

My mother left my father when I was seven.

I ran to the window and thought, "I will shoot myself"

"Check yourself".

I thought it was my fault.

I was always dieting, always tanned.

A mother should have a maternal instinct.

She always put tiny bikinis

the hairs that came out of the triangle.

She was very beautiful.

Sexy.

My friends looked at her.

Surely they had sexual thoughts.

Your friends were being sexual thinking about your mother?

- I do not know, they didn't tell me. - How ugly!

I never brought a boy home.

I believe you.

She told her friends that I was a lesbian.

I can't believe it.

Stopping to eat was very easy.

I felt an incredible energy.

Finally I controlled everything.

I'd have an apple, cut in ever smaller pieces.

And ...

Then I learned to throw them up too.

That's how I screwed up my teeth.

You do not know how much pain is related to food.

- Wipe your mouth. - What's up?

You're dirty.

Gae was always an artist. He even won a poetry contest.

- Mom, I was in child! - Tell her, who you copied?

Do not talk with your mouth full!

"Hurt me slowly," slow motion annoys you.

He's subscribed to "Focus". He knows everything.

How old is your Dad?

Dad is dead.

- Hell, I told you! - We forgot.

- I am so sorry. - A heart attack two years ago.

He was a great speech therapist.

At his funeral there were many people from show business.

He healed the vocal cords of opera singers and actors.

The voice is important. I was a trade unionist!

- What was the tempura? - Blah! Little beer batter on the table!

Do not eat it! At a certain age you should not eat so much, right?

- Should we eat less. - And touch less balls...

Everything makes me feel like I'm spinning. I take an aspirin every day for circulation.

I also did some motocross, dabbled in film.

Now begins the autobiography!

- Pasolini wanted to give me audition! - Pasolini was in love with Mom.

When it was snowing he took her in her up like a doll.

We didn't formalize right. Do you formalize?

No.

Delia, do you see me? No, you're wrong.

You think you see a man. But I am transparent.

You know when you see me? When I bring home pay.

Then you see me, for otherwise I'm a ghost.

I am like your father. But what do they say?

The show must go on. As the Americans say.

Serene ...

- You remember? - Beautiful.

I told you.

You do not know how lucky you are to have such a family.

You think? I can't wait to get out of here.

Thank you.

Tell me, Mom.

Give him to me.

- Cosmo, what are you doing up? - Give him to me.

We'll talk about the dog tomorrow. Go to sleep, it's late. Bye.

- I wanted to talk to him! - I am sorry.

Have not you told them we were together?

I did not want to let them think about it.

They're not sleeping?

No, my mother has promised to buy a dog.

- How is your mother? - Depends on the liquor.

- Let them have a dog! - It was enough with the hamster.

Another time the same story? I saved it a thousand times.

He lived three years, a record. And he died naturally.

Cosmo wanted to take him to the vet.

- Of course not, just buy another one! - Of course!

The vet costs 50 euros, the hamster costs 8.

Cosmo was very close to him, it was in his sock.

Exactly, it is put in a cage not in a sock.

Are we talking about the hamster after everything that happened?

- For Cosmo it was more than a hamster. - A rat is a rat.

It is serious if a hamster dies. It is severe if a relative dies.

- I do not know what you have in mind! - No you!

You're making him crazy, turning everything into a form of symbolism.

- He sees reality for himself. - Delia, it is not healthy.

And what is healthy, Gaetano?

Telling a child of 8 years to not take a mouse to a hospital.

- And no one will put a serum. - Shut up.

- No one will save a mouse. - That's how you teach them what is love?

No, that's how I teach them how to live.

No one will save you, Gaetano. When did you become so stupid?

- Why do not you keep it tied? - Delia!

I can not believe it.

Fulvio!

What are you doing here? Witch!

- Goodbye, my treasure! I'll be waiting for you!

- Who's that old bastard? - An old friend of my father.

- He put his hands in your mouth. - He's a dentist!

Did you fuck him?

Sorry...

Do you like old men?

You are an idiot.

How many guys have you had before me?

A few.

How many? You will remember...

A dozen...

A dozen!

Who was the first? The dentist?

The dentist?

You know what I do? The dentist? The dentist?

Enough! I'm telling you it's enough! It's over, Gaetano!

You're fucking paranoid. Leave me alone, Christ!

Leave me alone!

- I am paranoid? - You disrespect me!

- But what the hell are you saying? - What the hell have you learned?

I fear that you will leave me, do you understand?

I'm afraid that you'll betray me.

If you betray me I'll kill myself.

I'll stick a knife in my belly and I do it like Mishima.

Just shut up idiot!

You're a idiot, Gaetano!

I'll never betray you!

- Before I'd rather cut it off! - Alright, cut it off!

Alessio!

- Who wrote "Crimes and Misdemeanors"? - I know. Woody Allen.

- Protagonist of "Crimes and Misdemeanors"? - Raskolnikov.

"We have delivered our word on earth"

- "And it it has been a fiasco". Who? - Dürrenmatt.

The Swiss!

- That's disgusting! - Bravo!

Year of the premiere of "The Exterminating Angel".

1962.

You fucked us!

"Viridiana" is from 1961. I waited to say, as some knew ...

But you do not know shit, we are the generation of the idiots.

We are the remake gen. What have we invented?

A pussy.

But we have imported, yes. Halloween.

We have imported sushi and boots from Poland.

What do you have against Poland?

Nothing, but ask people what they want to do in life.

What do people want to do in life?

Try to ask Micol what she wants to do in life?

- Micol, what do you want to do in life? - To organize events!

- We want a continuous party! - On the carnage of all!

What are you waiting? We have grown between the fall of muro on 11 September.

We have seen only fires. Don't you see?

Fires! Anyway, enough of smoking. In here no smoking.

It's not a pub!

Anyways you can't even smoke in pubs anymore.

So turn off the cigarette. Give me, come.

- Have you registered with Greenpeace? - What Greenpeace!

Excuse me, uh ...

I'm pregnant.

Cosmo.

Mythomaniacs!

He fainted! Let's put up to the legs!

Alessio! Boys! Can I get a hand?

Alessio!

But what the hell did you bring, wine? You need to bring water!

- Water! - Help me!

- Can I have some too? - You are jealous?

Very much.

There is another man who sucks you. Lucky.

Let me try.

Slowly.

Slowly.

How is it?

Strange.

Good.

He must have taken 50 grams. Put him again.

I can't anymore.

Baby is anorexic no?. Who's inherited from mom?

Cosmo ... eh. What's up? You may have to ...

Burp.

- Give him to me - Here.

My love!

There it is!

- He just did it. - Yes! - Perfect.

Bravo!

What are you doing?

Making sure it's controlled.

Is he alive?

He's alive.

You see? There is an eye inside. My eyes are always with you.

I who looks at you, will protect you.

I want to be a better father than mine.

You will be a better father.

Cosmo! My love.

Hours of kisses, in parks, against the walls.

As teenagers begin to experience another body inside.

Growing up together with saliva.

You're no longer the stupid person you were.

Because she wanted you, as a plant seeks the sun.

Like so many stupid things that are seek themselves in the world,

just to live.

They separated from each other a little and looked satisfied,

as sweaty workers.

"Fundamentals of saliva for love."

Are you moved?

It's marvelous.

How beautiful you are!

A child every year I'd give you!

We should do like the communes. Pray and fuck.

Then I'll take the first 15 days of August.

- And where will you take them? - I do not know. I'll get figure it out.

A Ostia, with your family?

There is iodine, we'll bring canoes ...

So you stay on your computer, and they eat junk,

and they go to bed at two in the morning.

But it's summer! Moreover there are the grandparents!

Why don't you do something with them? You alone with them.

They need to be with you, not a in a mess ...

Do they need to be with me? You chased me away

You were not with us.

I can not think, inflatables, sand, cooked ham ...

Nico always loses the pacifier.

I wish it were November.

Stockings, boots ...

I'm looking forward to go back to put boots.

- You always liked the summer! - In another life.

Do you still have those earrings?

Which ones?

Those.

Cosmo, do not touch anything. Do not touch the keys. Be quiet.

The dead are still! Children play, touch ...

300 grams! A leech!

The socks you wanted.

He will be a beer drinker. It looks, right?

But black?

Black, I wanted them black!

- They're black! - No, they're gray!

- Gray gunmetal. - Well, we'll change them!

How can we change them? I opened it, even I have pulled a thread...

They will not realize. I'll return them...

Do not return anything. Do not do certain things.

If you want, I can wear them! I can put them ...

I go outside and earn a few euros ...

With those big eyes, just a little mascara.

If he gets used to those arms, it will be finished! I told you!

If you held me in your arms, I might have had fewer problems today.

I used the Anglo-Saxon method, my love.

- So that's why you speak English! - What are you saying you?

What is that Anglo-Saxon method? Because I'm from Ostia ...

I'll tell you! It consists of leaving the daughter crying in the room.

while the mother is in the living room, drinking Veuve Clicquot with an English tenor.

- I never liked it! - This is.

- Do I make another, you want? - Yes.

Three years, I found in my father's bed,

one that was not my father.

You were always sleepwalking, my love! It was dark. You dreamed!

You were dreaming.

You can not have seen or remember anything.

I saw everything, remember everything and did not dream anything.

He sees everything, remembers everything and dreams. Be careful, Gaetano.

It's so nice to forget! The dream of senile dementia.

- Thank you. - To the present moment.

Cheers.

"Hi Mom, I'm Delia. Your daughter."

"Who are you? Nurse, take this stranger. They want to cheat me."

Sweetie ... you sure you want to call him Nicola?

Yes mom. We will call him Nicola. Like dad.

Perfect. Cosmo to the grave.

- Can you tell me what you came to do? - Yes.

Pay the rent.

Out, out! Gaetano, get her out?

She exaggerates, it is the hormones.

You need a target. I am always open target.

One day she'll put an apple on your head, and shoot arrows at you.

But as long as you love each other, the head of William Tell will be mine.

Cosmo! What have you done?

You deleted everything? You shouldn't touch anything!

- What was it? - An idea.

You do not know how beautiful it was.

You must not touch anything, understood?

Dad works with the computer! Dammit!

Do you have fun with my mother?

Me? You invited her.

Damn.

Come to Mama.

It seems like we have enough for the fun. It seems, I say.

Looks like it will be with a small co-production with Belgium.

You need a car seat?

The Flavia. It's a little disgusting, but ...

What's the matter?

It costs 130 euros and is required.

Gae!

- Nico has lost the pacifier! - It's about time!

What has been lost? Now we found it! Here, take it Cosmo.

But stay calm.

We'd have to have a spare!

They don't make that one anymore.

What's up? Have you lost the pacifier? Do not worry.

No, no, now we found it.

Here it is! Do you see where it is?

No, microbes!

Give it to me.

- Microbes? - Take.

- Microbes? I'm the father! - Mom is going to wash it.

Thank you.

Nico, Cosmo, you do not know what a guarantee fund is?

Completely ignore the problem of ministerial funds ...

Love

¿Delia?

What's wrong?

- I'm scared. - Of what?

Meningitis, breast cancer, pedophiles ...

Since I have children, I'm afraid of everything.

You love them, it is normal. You want to protect them.

I'm afraid to go to the window with them in my arms.

- If I go crazy? - You will not go mad.

Do we move to the country? Let's live there.

- Nico is here with you? - No!

Where is he?

But where is he?

- Have you lost him? Nico! - It was only a minute!

Nico!

Nico!

Here he is...

My love!

- You and guarantee funds ... - One minute!

- I turned around ... - You wanted it to be an hour?

Forgive me, he's a child! Did I leave the child and lose him?

- It's not possible! Come on. - Move on.

He said "one minute". How much did he want it to be? One hour?

You can cover it or need a loan?

I can cover, I do not want any debt.

Look at the rich who go into debt!

Anyway, with 10,000 deposit you can reserve the property.

Alright. My wife.

- A pleasure. - Pleasure, Delia.

We've been lucky, right?

- Beautiful. - Beautiful?

- The dog, Mom. - Yes, a Labrador.

Labradors like children, don't they?

No, we will get a Border Collie. It is the Ferrari dogs.

- Let's have both. - We can take them hunting.

What do you think, love, if I start to go hunting?

As Hemingway.

- Nico wants a monkey. - No.

Monkeys hang on lamps and open cupboards,

Monkeys poop into their hands and throw it on passperbys.

Dad's silly!

In the attic I'll do a study.

Wi-fi connected to the world ...

Does it snow in winter?

In winter?

Let's make love and hibernate.

Come on!

We can have hives.

We can have medicinal plants.

We can stop us.

To be.

Just breathe.

True.

- What about school? - They'll go to school with Hicks.

We can teach them.

Here it is. This is paradise.

- What did you say? - Nothing.

They have sold the house.

I loved the place, the silence.

We'd be done with the wine at 5 PM in front of the fireplace.

It is known that in the country, there is much drinking.

- How did you change your mind? - Easy.

I put the folder in the trash, empty it, and move on. What I can do?

You do not do anything you say.

Cosmo is an encyclopedia. Knows everything.

Even when you think, "How can a child know?"

He knows.

- You know how much Nic ate! - Yes? Have you eaten Nicola?

How sweet he is! A little Casanova.

Casanova at one point disappeared ... look here, there ...

- Where did he go? - Makes you spin.

They were on the waterfront. I watched from the balcony.

- Mom! - But what did you say!

- For insruance ... - No, no. Leave it alone.

- Reimburse me later. - You don't need to reimburse anything.

Gaetano, shall we? Children smell bad and I have to wash them.

We are going now. Mom, where are my books on film?

Under the bed!

Come, come up.

Did you see Cosmo?

We took them to the cinema on the plaza.

They're doing a survey to reasses the periphery.

What movie did we see?

"American Beauty". Great. Cosmo liked it a lot.

Wonderful Movie! And what a script! Perfect.

They have school. Here we are with the ass on the floor.

But what do you know?

Ah! The tiramisu!

I cannot comment as a spectator?

- No problem, thank you ... - I've done it with decaf.

- They grow with the air? - She said no!

- Why you yell! - She said she did not want it!

- Luigi, stop it. - Shut up, shut up!

Why do you scream? Your mother got up at 7, washed the eggs one by one,

because your wife is afraid of salmonel. At least say thanks!

But thanks for what? Who has asked you to do anything!

- Don't do anything for anyone. - And you?

Worked, I got up early. It did a strike.

Most importantly you did a strike.

- See ya, huh? - Yes.

And they fought well! We were left with our ass in the air.

You say, "No school". And I believe you!

You aren't even able to take care of your family!

But shut up! Come on! Delia, come on. Kids stink! Come on!

- Enough crying, you! - "American Beauty", huh?

Fuck you. Let's go let's go.

How's your father?

They had surgery of the prostate. But they can still fuck.

Good for them.

But is prostate cancer inherited?

I do not even know where the prostate is. Leave it alone!

- What habits you have. - What is this candle?

It lights it up. It's romantic.

Romantic.

Do not worry, honey. Come here, well done.

You should be with an old men with older children.

One would take you on vacation: coast, curves, slow food, Viagra.

A nice guesthouse. One of those who have destoryed Italy.

We can not blame anyone.

- I blame everyone. - Because you're a failure.

We are both failures.

Do not move. Stay like that. It is a journey. To Pluto.

- Yes? - Gaetano, I'm Alessio Righetti.

- I do not bother you? - Not at all.

I have an interesting project, I want to make a powerful and irreverent thing.

A sitcom about the economic crisis.

Okay, perfect. I can write a script.

Good, meanwhile do so.

- Should we schedule one? - Of course, I'm really interested.

- Who's financing? - Albanians, now they have the money.

Economic crisis in comic key. We have to make people laugh.

- People will kill us ... - No problem. We'll laugh.

I think it's a good opportunity for you. Why don't you come to meet me?

- Gae ... - Are you in Saxa Rubra or the headquarters?

- No, meet me at the gym. - Well, until tomorrow.

- Say hello to your wife. - Ok. Bye.

Love, forgive me.

Sorry, my love.

Where were we?

I have to get a tax number.

So? When I can go to collect the things?

When the kids aren't home.

You emptied the closet?

Yes, I needed space. We have too many useless things.

- Have you found the pink shirt? - Which?

- The pink T-shirt with the skull. - I don't remember.

You do not remember? You've taken it from me many times!

Do you remember that time in the gym? You do not remember?

You said: "I never get tired." You killed me.

I cannot remember it.

- You do not remember? - No.

I am not worthy to be trusted and I am superficial, but you are false and deceitful.

You would send people to jail.

Who says that I'm as alone with you at home?

I've done all: I've built the library, I installed Sky,

and also the wi-fi in the toilet.

Make a bag and put everything. Get rid of the body. Do you have a pen?

Thank you. Sorry.

But give him your number! Give it to him...

- You think? - Have faith.

Since when do you mock me?

It would be better if I got a fixed monthly pension.

So I know what I to expect.

Now I have this. It is a good amount of money. Take it.

And do not fuck around.

- Are you sure you have money? - No, I made you a bad check.

But how the hell I could live with you all these years?

How the hell I had two sons with you!

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

- You ruined my life. - You've ruined mine.

- It's not worth anything. - I know. And I do not give a damn.

No, Nico, do not. Dad is working. Oh!

Cosmo, love, get down from there. You'll hurt yourself.

Do not smoke here. Smoke out!

You know that you're leaving them with an inadequate person?

You're the father, eh!

Children, dad has a novel in the drawer.

But to live I have sold out to the market of the sitcom, of criminal sagas ...

The washing machine is ready. Set it in motion. Bye.

And the biographies of saints!

Now you have bothered me. Go!

Go! Dammit!

Cosmo, come down from these logs.

Dad, the hamster isn't doing well. It's shaking.

Hamsters do not get sick. They get bought.

Eat the pizza.

The story of a second life.

A boxer.

He gets punched here on the temple.

He's in a coma

and then he wakes up.

And sees life with different eyes.

What are you doing? Leave it alone.

All children in the world eat snacks and ours do not.

- They have to eat celery and carrots. - At least it's healthy.

- What do you think it works or not? - It works.

It works. Warm water.

Do you believe in a second life?

No. I think we have to enjoy this.

That's it. It shows that you're not so sincere.

- I don't know, maybe you're right. - No no. You're right.

I'm not brave like Mishima, I do not want to do harakiri.

But Cosmo ...

According to you, could he be a homosexual?

How did you think of that?

He puts on my shoes, rocks when he's sad,

crosses his legs ...

I also put my mother's dresses.

- He's just very sensibile. - I'm afraid of him suffering.

A writer must have a life like what he writes.

But look where I live. Toys, pacifiers ...

Tell me, what life I live? Invoices, frozen foods, shitty diapers.

It is the life we ​​have chosen. We wanted children.

- What's that smell? - The softener.

When the hell did you put it?

Do not you like the smell of your family?

Get the drying rack.

By the way, the hamster is dead.

What are you writing?

- Cinema. - Cinema.

- Do you write for film? - Yes.

So you're one of the privileged few ...

who has an artistic job?

What I do has little to with being an artist.

On the contrary, I feel rather frustrated.

Then do not do it.

I have to give you money, don't I?

Show up when your children are actually waiting for you.

This is the turning point of the night.

We have waited for two hours on the sidewalk in this heat.

I know.

Have you been late for that movie?

I was locked with Saverio the crazy.

What are two children compared to a script?

I was held hostage. What can I tell you?

Children waiting for you with bathing suits under pants.

- I am sorry. - To go to the beach.

- I am sorry. - And someone was waiting for me.

- Who? - It is none of your business.

I'm free to do whatever I want. Although I'm not really.

- I wanted to go to the mountain. - With this psychopath, Micol?

Why you did not come? Why are you like this?

Lower your voice.

Cosmo got hurt while we waited for you.

He had to poop and we went to the bar.

- The ice cream and coffee. - Thank you.

He fell in the bathroom.

I had had Nico in my arms, it was a second.

His glasses fell, he hit himself on the forehead.

It has been scratched. The handle was rusty.

- They are covered for the anti-tetanus, no? - Yes I think so.

- Where are the health files? - At home, I think.

- You didn't take them? - No. And besides, when?

- When you took the scripts ... - When I threw the scripts at me you mean.

You are crazy.

You're not normal.

I will ruin you.

I will take away the children.

Fucking psychopath.

I have to put the photos in order.

I have to organize the photos.

I have to keep them for when they grow up.

I'm afraid that they believe that there were only fights.

And mix-ups, and the ugly ...

Instead they must remember that there was a great love.

It was a great love and we loved each other so much!

That we wanted them

That I wanted them, that you wanted them...

I remember...

I thought I was to blame for the separation of my parents.

The children of the separated, separate.. It is the example you give them.

They don't have the strength to react.

I have to keep the photos for them.

You're still in love with me.

You're still in love with me.

We fished an amberjack of about 10 kilos.

I was fileting it on board while your father was preparing the appetizer.

He put the glasses on ice. It was all perfect.

At one time, Nicola looks at me and says:

"This is paradise".

A minute later it was gone.

Rinse, we'll make two loops.

He has not even put the lead crown, the jerk.

- But the teeth are high! - There is a risk of deformation.

- What the hell did you say? - No, it's a mess.

Maybe it's a girl. I would love to have a girl.

Girls fall in love with their fathers.

- Why did you fixed your teeth? - I did not know I was pregnant.

I need to register.

The terrible duke one day, abducted,

Melisendra the beautiful princess.

and kept her prisoner,

in the darkest room in the castle.

And she didn't have wi-fi coverage, the poor princess.

You spend 1000 euros for the party of your child, you're rich!

Things are done or not done. It fits in the Jazz Age.

Move aside, if not i'll blind your eye.

I will!

And they lived happily ever after being guests of George Clooney!

Bye!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

I'll call you later, I'm at my son's birthday. I can not speak. Bye.

Happy birthday to you!

I got an abortion.

I took the old windbreaker coat at the entrance.

The one I use to throw the trash.

And I went to get an abortion.

Gaetano did not come.

He didn't want to.

I sat up, I waited, I put on my robe,

and they have gave me a light anesthesia.

It made me feel a bit hight.

I do not regret it. I would like to regret it.

You have to change perfume.

After mourning, always change your perfume.

- That abortion cut our legs. - It would have changed nothing.

We would also be a couple separated.

Perhaps a child with a malformation of the heart or something else.

- Maybe it would have brought us luck. - Luck does not come from heaven.

Luck chooses.

And we're not on the list.

Do you remember the Nico's first laugh

Which?

- In the pizzeria Anzio. - Yes.

Do you remember?

- "A garganella". - You did well with the tablecloth.

In front of your eyes ... And he laughed.

- He laughed and made us all laugh. - It did not stop.

Gave us the giggles.

When we threw the artichokes ...

Where is that laugh now?

- I've seen the police! - Yes, more, more!

Polizia!

More more!

More more!

Good good. Police.

I approach, I come to the child, and say, "Child, answer".

The child does not move. Then I take off his clothes.

I reach out and check the breathing.

- Hopefully he's breathing, demons. - Sorry?

He said ... hopefully he's breathing.

He's not breathing, I help him breathe with five breaths.

- One ... - I do not think I can take it anymore.

I'm looking for signs: motor movement, breathing

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Who wants to try? Thank you.

Alright ...

Not breathing ... So ...?

- I line my head, close my nostrils. - All right.

- Five breaths. - Perfect.

Very good.

Who is this jerk?

- Well ... - Five.

Perfect.

- Control. - Yes.

- No circulation. - No.

- Thirty compressions. - Very good.

Up

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

11,12,13,14,15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,

21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.

- Alternating with ...? - Two breaths.

Two breaths.

Good.

- Perfect, thanks. - Thank you.

Please.

Say 33. Say No, I'm kidding.

- The first thing we said ... - Let's see if he breathes.

No breathing, no movement, then we start resuscitation.

You forgot to align the head. So no air passes.

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... - No, no.

That's too strong. You broke his ribs!

Please no.

Bye, see you.

Thank you, bye.

Sorry, he has lost a shoe!

Thank you. I wonder, come here ...

How do you manage to lose a shoe?

Let's remove this, bravo.

Today the shoe, yesterday the notebook. Tomorrow you lose your head?

Go.

- You're a dreamer, you! - Unfortunately yes.

Why "unfortunately"? Dreaming is beautiful.

- Hello! - Hello. You have been to a party?

Yes, then I auditioned for a program in the afternoon.

- Have they selected you? - I do not know. I was nervous.

- What did you want to say to me? - I meant,

that this morning was the best blowjob of November.

I went to work loaded energy and full of ideas.

And all thanks to you...

Princess Melisendra.

This night I slept in the car, at the bottom of your house.

I want to sleep with you one night.

Like a normal couple. Breakfast together ...

- Do you take tea or coffee? - Cappuccino!

- Cappuccino ... - Very foamy.

And if possible, a little chocolate.

Good.

I love you.

You're exaggerating.

Nico!

What are you doing there?

Come on let's go. Home.

Thirty blows to the heart.

7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14...

You're safe.

You are alive!

Mom, it's green.

Mom?

"Who knows who will die first." I'm sure you are wondering that.

- Ask for the bill. - Old people often ask that.

You do not know how many times I've imagined being a widower.

How would you deal with the children and all?

Perhaps very well, even better than you.

- You would have missed me. - Maybe it was what I wanted.

I also imagined being a widow.

- How did I die? - You feel from the scooter.

Did you not like it?

I despaired.

After I dressed the children for the funeral.

I started thinking about the beautiful moment, the first times...

Then I woke up crying.

Dead, I would have loved you to infinity.

I loved you so much dead.

You were great.

Quiet, still.

- You're changed. - You have also changed a lot.

- You'd walk away if I got closer. - Fucking is not enough.

- If you fuck, you're better. - If there is no respect, then no.

I've always respected you. Even too much.

I always did what you wanted.

You give the best of yourself away, with strangers.

I am friendly to everyone. You're the only one I fuck.

- Others do not know how you are. - Why? How I am?

Like this.

Today I have been stuck in the door of the bank.

I had a panic attack.

I could not go neither forward nor backward.

I can not stand sitting.

Do you ever wonder how it would have been if we had resisted?

Look now!

He bit him, did you see? Did you see that bit?

- Has it done it right, Dad? - The adversary was wrong.

He hit below the belt. You can not do that Tyson.

- He's Tyson! - He is a criminal.

He is not a criminal. I read his biography.

His difficult character comes from a difficult adolescence.

Are you justifying the gesture?

I do not want to justify anything. But I do not want to condemn him.

I am a writer. I try to understand. Did you know that Tyson had a pigeon?

He adored his pigeons and someone stole them.

And the mother, a drunk, brought men to bed with him as a child.

I do not care about the mother of Tyson. I care about my kids.

I do not want them to see the carnage.

You know something else?

You're not a writer.

So what am I?

Someone like the others.

One who seeks a world to assert himself.

Tomorrow I'm taking Cosmo to the gym to box.

You leave Cosmo alone.

You jump at the chance to label our children?

What are jams? Blueberry, raspberry, fennel ...

You smell bad, shower. And when you leave the bathroom clean after you.

And put up the toilet seat when you piss.

- I do not count for anything here. - Talking like your father!

- But where the hell am I? - Try to stop.

Leave that phone,

take your child's hand and look at it for five minutes.

And you will understand where you are and where you should be.

You who makes him hard to come be.

He's always by your side.

Would you like to be the mother of a famous homosexual,

to carry you through the snow, as the mother of Pasolini.

- It's your mother! - You'd like that!

- It's your mother, it's her! - Do not touch me, do not touch me!

- You're a bastard - You're the disgrace.

You are the disgrace, that is the truth.

You transfer your erotic frustrations on your son.

And you where do you move your erotic charge?

- Get up. - Where is your frustrated sexual charge?

- Shut up. - Where do you put it?

- You've made me impotent. - Where do you put it?

- What the hell are you doing? Be still. - Cut it off!

Do you remember the promise? Cut it off.

- Be careful with that. - Cut it off.

But what the hell do you want from me?

You abide by the rules.

You go with your children and tell them that Tyson is a criminal.

Go.

Fine.

Children...

Mike Tyson is the greatest heavyweight of all time.

Get out of this house.

Go out.

It's fine.

There are moments, they get better.

Yes do not worry. Over the years you lower your revolt.

- She lowers hers. - A great cold settles in.

I was wrong with the film. He meant "great affection".

Great film "The great cold".

We've seen it before the operation.

How are you dad?

I still get morning wood.

I would like to have a child with you.

Love ... don't say nonsense.

Joking.

And I have children. I do not want to have more.

Maybe in ten years.

In ten years I do not even know if I'll be alive.

- It's sure, I will not have more children - You worry so much.

I have abandoned my children! You do not even know what it means.

Thank you.

I was cold.

- We have dinner together? - No.

Models that pass fast as movie posters.

Where is the myth? Where has Pan finished?

He took it from far, damn it.

Where has the rapist hidden? Where is the trauma?

Come on guys. We'll wait for dad on the street.

Can you move? Come on.

The Greeks tell us that there are still things that mutate in the future and why?

They look at Venus, the first star of the night, the first of the morning.

As you look at the SMS.

Why does Alma get out of the car and runs to meet Gregory? Why?

They seemed to agree, they had spoken.

But he's her therapist, she is giving up something of herself.

She is going to him. In that room, Gregorio has to go alone.

- And transform to a beetle. - What do you say? Where are you going?

- A pee. - No, you're going to get high.

For the role of Gregorio I love Tony Amenci.

Look what you're doing. I do not want troupes, I want ...

- Presences. - Presences.

Figurations but not figures.

Tony Amenci is dead.

- What do you mean he is dead? - Yes, two years ago.

So ... you we can do it.

Who imagined that this would be so bad?

- Mom, I have to poop - You could not do it at home?

The third act we have to throw it and redo it.

We have sown evil.

Okay, we'll work on it starting Monday.

Not from Monday, from now.

- Let your ideas rest. - They rest if they exist. Clear?

If not, you can't rest a demon.

34, 35, 36, 37, 38...

76, 77, 68, 79...

Mom, when is Daddy coming? I have to poop.

You need a scriptwriter. A feminine vision.

The Vagina! Give us the vagina!

Saverio, I have to take my kids to the beach.

Open a prosecco. I'm thirsty.

Mom, it's coming out.

Come, then, come on!

Move, walk!

And hurry! I will not take it anymore.

Excuse me, can we use the bathroom?

Well, I think we have it. We have overcome the obstacle.

We have entered the cave, we have fought with the dragon,

Princess released and can we reap the reward.

Thanks guys. Good weekend.

What have you done? A blow from a ball in the face?

It was me.

I hit Cosmo's head against the bathroom door.

What did you do?

He had to poop. He complained.

We did not go up again. We waited for you to come.

I took him to a bar.

Glasses fell off.

I stumbled, I slipped, and broke them.

He started to cry.

He just started crying.

And crying.

I lost my mind.

I took him by the hair and hit his head against the door.

Against the rusty handle. Poor kid. He started bleeding.

He said nothing, just: "Sorry, mom, sorry, Mom."

Delia, you're the best mother in the world.

If I'd had a mother like you,

I would have learned to respect women.

How can you be such a liar?

Because I'm good.

How do you say when a script is not closed,

Didn't work?

It is said that "we have sown evil".

- What do you do then? - We dismantle everything and start again.

- Better plantings in a better spot. - Hopefully.

I would like to fall in love again, Gaetano.

I want to fall in love.

Try again, with someone else.

Now you'd choose better.

- Now I know where I was wrong. - You were wrong choosing me.

- No. If I could start again ... - You would turn on your heel.

I would redo almost everything.

You say for the kids.

I say it for me.

And what would you not do again?

My teeth.

At least now I laugh.

You know what I'd do?

I'd kneel down.

Open your legs, and lick you.

I can do anything in life,

but I could never kiss a woman the way I kissed you.

Say it.

What?

That you don't love me anymore. Say it now that we're at peace.

Like this I can digest it.

I no longer love you, Gaetano.

You say it.

No, I can not.

I still love you.

I will always love you.

- Even if you screw me. - Say it.

Say it.

I no longer love you, Delia.

You see? We can say it.

Guys, there must have been a mistake.

It must be your own, not ours.

My wife and I were sitting there before you arrived.

But she likes the side tables, always wants to be on the sides ...

And so we moved. And we have swallowed a bottle of champagne.

- We can not allow you to pay. - It's true, this is it.

Since we are here, let's finish this bottle of champagne.

Are you celebrating something?

My apparent resurrection.

Right, treasure?

If you join me, I would love it.

- Must be nice to invent stories. - More than invent, I steal them.

- You also have to know how to steal well. - It is true.

Yes, for me it's easy.

I hope you write a story about us, what do you think?

Vito, we are too old to interest a young writer.

Maybe he can find ideas.

He also has his artistic aspirations.

- It was a low-key baritone - No, you were much more.

I was a good promise, then I fell in love with this beautiful girl.

They do not know how beautiful you were.

How hot! Extraordinary. And I started a family.

Family with her.

We did not have a single lira. And there we got two girls.

The little girl had a serious heart disease. Three operations.

They took the heart and all our money.

But we also had happy days.

- Travel, Paris. - Fado houses in Lisbon ...

We always danced. She and I always danced.

The need to dance. Life is a dance.

I know them I've seen them somewhere.

I leave books on benches. I do that kind of exchange.

Maybe someday you picked one of my books off the bench.

I have a cancer, a traitor under the stomach.

Travelling as a terrorist and carrying bombs everywhere.

Every now and then busting the...

My mystery is enclosed in me ...

I want to live, life is now ...

- They are not interested, Vito. - I do not care.

I am interested in them.

Can you do me a small favour? I wouldn't ask anyone.

I've been thinking all night, I have to ask this to those two.

I have to break the balls of those two youngsters.

Will you give me your hand?

Pray for me.

I'm not able to, I'm sorry.

Just close your eyes and concentrate on the good.

A little abstract.

To pray, there must be someone who receives the prayer, right?

- You have a recipient? - No.

Pity.

Do you, beautiful lady? You want to pray for me?

And if we were dreams that someone dreams?

And if we were thoughts that someone thinks?

- Let's go home, love? - Yes.

Reality, come back tomorrow. It's enough for today!

Guys...

No one is saved alone.

What are you doing?

Pray for that old man.

- What do you care about that old guy? - Pray too, come.

- But what are you saying? We'll be taken for madmen. - Someone will hear us.

But who listens? No one has ever listened to us.

- In addition, two lost ones like us. - Shut up! Pray!

With all the problems I have ...

He chose us.

He saw when I threw the ice cream. He saw it all.

He wanted to tell us something.

To be less stupid.

Maybe just that.

Close your eyes.

- Why? - Close your eyes.

Rewind the movie.

Open.

Hello, Gaetano, a pleasure.

Similarly, Delia.

You look like you're out of an Indian reservation.

- I've already heard that. - You can not have heard it.

- It's the first time I tell you. - I've heard it before.

No, it's the first time.

You know what I like about you?

No.

The eyes.

And a bit of the ass.

Can I kiss you?

Of course not!

And what do you see?

The children.

It can't be, we haven't made them yet.

But that's how it is.

When I look at you, I see the children.

Gae! Hello!

Hi!

Yes, change me.

A great moment of collective joy.

I wrote this song, "Night of Miracles".

♪ It’s the night of the miracles, beware ♪

♪ Someone in the streets of Rome, with his mouth destroys a song. ♪

♪ It’s the night in which dogs talk to each other ♪

♪ Of the moon that is about to fall ♪

♪ And people running through the streets ♪

♪ To go see ♪

♪ This evening so sweet you could drink ♪

♪ To be spent with a hundred thousand people in a stadium ♪

♪ A night so strange and deep ♪

♪ They even say it on the radio. Moreover, it is traveling by waves, ♪

♪ In a night so black that it dirtied the sheets. ♪

♪ This is the time of miracles, that confuses me ♪

Delia, haven't you eaten?

No.

♪ The City is moving ... ♪

I'm hungry, mom.

♪ With the squares, gardens and people in bars. ♪

♪ Floating and then goes away ♪

♪ Even without the current they will go. ♪

♪ But tonight they fly ♪

♪ Their sales on the houses are a thousand sheets. ♪

♪ There are also criminals, ♪

♪ Do not be afraid just be careful. ♪

♪ Two by two, the lovers ♪

♪ Untie the sails, like pirates ♪

♪ And amid this sea ♪

♪ I will try to find out which star you are. ♪

♪ Because I would get lost ♪

♪ If I realized that tonight you are not here. ♪