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Oh, Christ.
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- Hello?
- Hi!
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
I was by the pool.
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- How was your journey?
- Oh, fine.
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Bit of trouble on the M25, but...
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I was wondering where you'd got to,
as I was sitting by the pool.
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Oh, sorry, Jason texted Derek
to let him know.
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No, it's fine.
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I was just worried about you, as
I was sitting by the pool.
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Oh.
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It's got a pool.
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Right.
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Oh, sorry, love.
Come on.
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Hello.
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- It's amazing.
- Yeah, this is incredible.
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Thanks for inviting us, Pauline.
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Well, it's just got the three
reception rooms
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and the one swimming pool and the
4.5 acres of grounds, but...
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it'll do!
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This way.
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Gravel.
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Yeah.
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Welcome.
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Oh!
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- Here's the birthday boy.
- Here she is. Big sis!
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Welcome to our little home for the week.
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Shoes.
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Yep.
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Wow, look at this place!
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Shoes.
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Yes. Not a bad life,
just been sitting by a roaring fire
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and reading a newspaper.
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Champagne, everyone?
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Oh, wow.
Uh, yeah.
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- Go on, then.
- Yeah.
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We've just got the 96 bottles.
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Shall we use the plain flutes
or the crystal?
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I hate having to choose.
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Well, I won't be having any champagne, so...
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- I'm on antibiotics, aren't I?
- Yeah.
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Are you, love?
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Yeah.
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I'm on antibiotics, which means
I can't drink alcohol.
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And also, I'm always tired and
I can't lift anything.
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And in the mornings, I'm sick.
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And for the rest of the day,
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I have to keep eating and drinking
water or I just keep being sick.
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- And you're a little bit teary, aren't you?
- Yeah.
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Just a little bit, but I...
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Let's not talk about it.
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They're really strong antibiotics.
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- Shall we...
- Yes.
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Well, if you'd like to come this
way, we'll begin the tour.
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Oh, this hallway is nearly
as big as my house.
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Yes, but it feels bigger.
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Should you be carrying that?
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This is the dining room.
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Oh, yeah, it's lovely.
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- Oh.
- Don't.
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Oh, wow, babe.
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Look at the bottle.
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That's not a bottle, babe.
That's a decanter.
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Piano, obviously.
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Very nice.
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You can play the piano, can't you?
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It's pronounced pi-ah-no.
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This is quite a good space
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if you want to read a broad sheet
or check the Ftse 100 index.
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Well, that's good to know.
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65 inches, 4k, surround sound,
Wi-Fi, Sky plus,
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and if you ask it nicely, it'll
make you a latte.
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Ha.
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And if you're nice to the telly,
it'll make you...
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- I've done it.
- Right.
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The kitchen.
It's got an island.
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Bay window.
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Hand spray pull-out rinse.
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Wow.
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Yes.
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- Oh, wow.
- Bloody hell!
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It's just got the two dishwashers,
ice machine, larder through there.
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I don't suppose you've ever had
a larder, have you, Cathy?
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No.
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No.
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Well, I don't know about you guys,
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- but I'm going to have a dip in the pool.
- Oh, my God.
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Derek will help you with your luggage
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and once I've dried off, I'll
accompany you to your rooms.
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- Thanks, Pauline.
- Thanks, Pauline!
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Oh, it's... It's really
lovely, Pauline.
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Thanks so much for inviting us.
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It's quite all right.
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I love a swimming pool in the spring.
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So fresh!
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Lovely and fresh.
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I'll go in later.
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Good idea.
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- Hello?
- Michael!
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I'm in here, mate.
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Sorry, just turn this off.
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I've been listening to, er...
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Radio 4.
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Oh, OK.
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It's a radio station, but they don't
play music and you can't phone in.
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Yeah.
I have it on in the car.
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I can see that.
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- Thanks for coming.
- Thanks for inviting me.
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- It's quite a house.
- Yeah.
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So, you'll be residing in Chestnut, Cathy.
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It's not one of the premier rooms, but
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don't worry, it's very you.
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Aw!
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A little bed for a little Cathy.
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Thanks, that's really thoughtful.
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Will you actually fit in that?
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Just about.
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Aw, that's so cute.
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She's such a tiny person.
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Only things to point out are,
don't touch the Lego.
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I won't.
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Promise?
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- Yeah.
- No smoking indoors, and...
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- swan.
- Oh, yeah. Wow.
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Never seen that before.
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Thought not.
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If you'd like to follow me.
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There's a room down here we're
keeping for a party
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on Saturday, so you'll be residing
down in the South wing.
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- Oh, my God.
- Welcome to your room.
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It's got en en-suite.
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I'll be next door, so just give me a shout.
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Thanks, Pauline!
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- That's a nice one.
- Show me.
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- It's a nice one, isn't it?
- Yeah, it is a nice one.
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It's unbelievable.
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- And that's just setting one.
- Jesus.
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Whereas, if you really to fuck
something up...
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- Oh, my God.
- It's vicious!
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- Oh, I bet it makes a lovely dough.
- What's that?
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- I bet it makes a lovely dough.
- Oh, yeah, mate. Springy as fuck.
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Right.
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Here it is.
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Just a small diamond.
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- You going to do it, then?
- Yeah.
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Cost me 8,900.
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Deary me.
Why are you spending 8,900 on a ring?
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That's how much it cost.
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- Look at the en-suite, babe.
- Is there anything we can nick?
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Power shower.
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- Is it big enough?
- Erm...
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- That feels all right.
- Little bit tight, maybe, but...
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No, it's all right.
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What about when you wash your bum?
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Erm...
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- Good for you?
- Yeah, good for me.
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- Good for you?
- Yeah.
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Teeth?
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Yeah, teeth should be all right.
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Erm...
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You know you don't have to
wash your bum like that.
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I want to wash my bum like that.
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That's quite a chandelier.
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Yeah, I was thinking I might nick
it and put it in my house.
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It would fit right in.
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What do you think of my bedroom?
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Oh, an astronaut.
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You do love astronauts.
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Yeah, I'm going to be one when I grow up.
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But do you know what I love
more than astronauts?
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Lego?
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Oh, that excites me in a way
no furniture should.
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And a tiny, single bed.
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I did ask for a matchbox, but
this was all they had.
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I...
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Oh.
Yeah, thanks.
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And...
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Oh. Yep.
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Was all a bit of a rush this
morning, wasn't it?
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Yeah.
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Did you get home before Jason got there?
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, it was, um...
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It was nice.
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I mean, the film was bollocks, but...
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- Yeah, they always are.
- It's...
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nice to go to the cinema.
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Yeah.
And then...
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Yeah.
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- Afterwards.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, no, we should probably do
it again at some point.
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Oh, God, yeah.
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Consider that your free trial.
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Now I'm on permanent standby.
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Anything you want to do,
no matter how depraved...
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Oh, my God...
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I don't want Jason to...
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Oh, no, of course not.
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I'll, um...
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I'd better get to my room.
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I'm in Willow, apparently.
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Oh.
Very nice.
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My favourite tree.
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Tastes delicious.
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Hi, Michael.
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- Isn't it big?
- Yeah,
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just going to go and look for my room.
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If you don't hear from me in the next
hour or so, send out a search party.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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How funny.
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Thanks.
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Michael just made a funny joke.
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Oh, well done, mate.
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Yeah.
It was really witty.
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About a search party.
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- Oh, sounds great.
- Yeah.
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Thanks, Michael.
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We're going to be laughing about
that all afternoon.
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- Not a bad house, is it, Jason, mate?
- Yeah, it's amazing.
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I feel like Pauline must have spent
a fortune hiring it...
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Are you coming, Mum?
They're doing champagne and nibbles.
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Yeah, in a minute.
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I wonder what the nibbles are going to be.
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It's got to be, like, nuts or something.
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What was Michael's joke?
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You can smell the cows.
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Hundreds of them.
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- Can you smell the cows?
- Take this.
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- And them.
- All I can smell is cows.
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Take that, a minute.
And that.
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Just take them.
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What's this doing in here?
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I didn't know if they'd have one.
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65 inches, 4k, surround sound,
Wi-Fi, Sky Plus
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- and if you ask it nicely...
- Nan and Grandad are here.
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Oh, great.
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- Oh, right, yeah. Well, we should, uh...
- What does it do?
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Oh, nothing.
Doesn't matter.
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No, go on.
What does it do if you ask it nicely?
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No, it doesn't matter, mate.
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- It's a, it's a... forget about it.
- Oh, go on, please.
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It, uh...
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it makes you a latte.
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That's really funny.
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Well, thanks.
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Wow.
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- Did you actually find that funny?
- Yeah!
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Of course, it's hilarious!
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OK.
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Well, I came up with it yesterday.
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The fellow who owns this place
was showing us around,
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saying what the telly can do
and I just came out with it.
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- Wow!
- Yeah.
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I didn't even know I was saying it.
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- That's really funny, Derek.
- Thanks, Kelly.
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Oh, there's a fly now.
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Hello, Nan!
Grandad!
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Hi, Reg.
Hi, Maureen.
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00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,100
- I'm thirsty.
- Oh, dear.
262
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,135
She's had too many Pringles.
263
00:15:17,196 --> 00:15:19,591
I've had too many Pringles, Cathy.
264
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,831
Stupid how many Pringles I've had.
265
00:15:21,892 --> 00:15:23,660
Hello, everyone!
266
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:28,077
- This is Kumar, the owner of the house.
- Hello, welcome.
267
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,143
Hello, nice to meet you.
268
00:15:30,204 --> 00:15:32,699
- You've got such a lovely home.
- Thank you.
269
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,340
But Kumar and his family are sadly residing
270
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,140
at the back of the house, aren't you?
271
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,500
Yes, just during the rental period.
272
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,860
The kids are away at boarding school,
so it's just the two of us.
273
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,304
It's not so nice back there, is it?
274
00:15:44,624 --> 00:15:46,300
It's cosy.
275
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,900
But you need the money, don't you?
From the rental?
276
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,164
Yeah.
277
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,900
- Should I show you the...?
- Did I mention the size
278
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,620
of my divorce settlement?
279
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,880
- You did, yes.
- Yes.
280
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,391
- I'll show you the barbecue.
- Reg.
281
00:16:00,024 --> 00:16:01,231
Kumar.
282
00:16:03,242 --> 00:16:05,657
- Big, isn't it?
- Yeah.
283
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,136
- You got Wi-Fi?
- We do, yes.
284
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,760
They've got Wi-Fi!
285
00:16:13,465 --> 00:16:14,711
Yeah.
286
00:16:15,466 --> 00:16:16,689
Wi-Fi.
287
00:16:21,358 --> 00:16:22,617
My God.
288
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:26,420
Was your towel shaped like a swan?
289
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,111
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
290
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,215
It's genuinely unbelievable.
291
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,281
I've just been getting a latte from the telly!
292
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,940
- How's everything at the flat?
- It's good, yeah.
293
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,052
There's a leak from our bath going
into the flat downstairs, but...
294
00:16:44,113 --> 00:16:46,258
we're pretending it's not,
so it should be fine.
295
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,680
Right.
296
00:16:51,521 --> 00:16:54,081
I'm OK, I just keep crying for no reason.
297
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,913
How much of it can we eat?
298
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,320
All of it, just help yourselves.
299
00:17:03,498 --> 00:17:05,160
What's wrong with it?
300
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,890
There's nothing wrong with it.
301
00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:10,793
- We just got some food for everyone to share.
- Why are you pawning it off on us?
302
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,980
- And how big is the pool?
- It's 12m.
303
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,500
- 12?
- Yeah.
304
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,942
Mm.
305
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,900
And it's... what?
Was it 5.5 acres of land?
306
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,660
Uh, 4.5, yeah.
307
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,048
Oh, 4.5?
308
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:24,893
Ohh.
309
00:17:26,249 --> 00:17:27,449
Oh, OK.
310
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,220
Sorry, I was just leaning on my new car.
311
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,620
- I'll show you where the barbecue is.
- If you could.
312
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,782
I meant to say, I was a bit late,
because I had to stop for a pee.
313
00:17:38,843 --> 00:17:40,163
Of course I did.
314
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,420
How was it getting
your nan across the gravel?
315
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,340
I'm really sorry, I should have helped.
316
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,234
Didn't need your help, mate.
317
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,500
I think I might pop upstairs and...
318
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,104
finish my unpacking.
319
00:17:55,165 --> 00:17:57,857
- Oh, it's all glamour with you.
- Yeah.
320
00:17:59,313 --> 00:18:00,613
Um...
321
00:18:05,094 --> 00:18:06,518
England.
322
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,172
Yes.
323
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,800
It's England all right.
324
00:18:10,686 --> 00:18:12,440
You wouldn't get this in France.
325
00:18:14,584 --> 00:18:15,930
I'll tell you what,
326
00:18:15,998 --> 00:18:17,755
and this is no exaggeration,
327
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,700
I'd rather be dead than be French.
328
00:18:20,971 --> 00:18:23,100
- I hate the Dutch.
- Oh, yeah, the Dutch.
329
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,300
I mean, what do they even do all day?
330
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,740
You know the thing about the Dutch?
No manners.
331
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,076
Is that right?
332
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,420
We did a house move for this Dutch bird.
She offered us a cup of tea
333
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,134
and she never even made it.
334
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,580
- You're kidding me?
- No.
335
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,296
It's in their DNA.
336
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,867
If I discovered I was even a
quarter Dutch I'd be out of here.
337
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,819
- Really?
- Yeah.
338
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,380
Pills, cyanide, revolver,
I wouldn't take my chances.
339
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,068
I'd completely erase myself.
340
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,685
- Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Well...
341
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,834
Hm.
342
00:19:00,392 --> 00:19:02,564
Pauline's on good form, isn't she?
343
00:19:03,165 --> 00:19:05,580
I think this is going
to be an interesting week.
344
00:19:05,889 --> 00:19:09,020
Oh, God, yeah.
Fascinating, yeah.
345
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,380
No, I'm really interested.
346
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,780
It will be really interesting
to, sort of, collate all the facts
347
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,500
and figures and then go
from there with a view
348
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,000
to what the findings are.
349
00:19:28,403 --> 00:19:30,395
Yeah.
350
00:19:37,336 --> 00:19:40,096
I'm totally on my period at the moment.
351
00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:43,373
Oh, are you?
352
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,455
Yeah.
353
00:19:50,742 --> 00:19:52,820
Apparently there's a whole other
area out the back,
354
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,925
where the family who own it live
while they're renting it out.
355
00:19:56,346 --> 00:20:00,052
Oh, what a place to hire for your birthday.
356
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:04,026
- I hate to think what they paid for it.
- Yeah.
357
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,925
- My dad would have loved it here.
- Oh, yeah.
358
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,536
He would have been straight out into
that swimming pool, wouldn't he?
359
00:20:10,597 --> 00:20:11,797
Um...
360
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,200
no, I don't think so, mate.
361
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,440
No?
362
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,500
Well...
363
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,340
your dad would have found it funny, though.
364
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,300
The chandeliers, the fancy furniture.
365
00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:28,068
No, I don't think so actually.
366
00:20:31,419 --> 00:20:32,718
Why did you come?
367
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,140
- It's Derek's birthday.
- Yeah, yeah.
368
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,727
You know, he invited me.
369
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,840
I've moved into a more consultancy
role at work, haven't I? So...
370
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,637
bit easier to take time off.
371
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:51,120
- I think they're trying to get rid of me.
- Why aren't you in Spain?
372
00:20:54,571 --> 00:20:55,811
I'm just not.
373
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,160
OK.
374
00:21:00,809 --> 00:21:04,292
- Mind if I sit by the fire?
- Yeah, great. Do what you want, mate.
375
00:21:04,419 --> 00:21:05,679
Thanks.
376
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,443
And the long hours, you'd always
feel like you're at work.
377
00:21:29,678 --> 00:21:32,087
And I think I'd really miss gravity.
378
00:21:32,148 --> 00:21:34,620
I'd get so hot in the space suit.
379
00:21:34,869 --> 00:21:36,518
Do you know what I mean?
380
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,760
Should we head downstairs, love?
381
00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:40,581
Um...
382
00:21:44,079 --> 00:21:46,859
one of my friends from Sainsbury's,
383
00:21:47,177 --> 00:21:49,617
who you don't know,
she wasn't at my birthday...
384
00:21:50,748 --> 00:21:53,541
she's a little bit, sort of, pregnant.
385
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,314
- Oh, uh, OK.
- Yeah.
386
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:03,702
Like, just, like, six weeks,
four days or something,
387
00:22:03,763 --> 00:22:05,550
something like that and she was asking me
388
00:22:05,611 --> 00:22:08,380
and I said I'd ask you,
because you know everything,
389
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,420
you're basically the best person
I've ever met, have I told you that?
390
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,559
- You might have mentioned it, yeah.
- Yeah.
391
00:22:14,152 --> 00:22:19,223
Well, she was wondering whether,
when you were as pregnant as she is,
392
00:22:19,284 --> 00:22:22,089
six weeks, four days or thereabouts...
393
00:22:22,973 --> 00:22:25,020
whether it's normal to get, like...
394
00:22:25,439 --> 00:22:27,739
little pains in your tummy?
395
00:22:30,989 --> 00:22:32,671
How little are they?
396
00:22:32,732 --> 00:22:37,620
They're just little pains, just,
sort of, twinges and...
397
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,815
a few little aches down here.
398
00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:44,291
And, and do they make her dizzy?
Or...
399
00:22:44,352 --> 00:22:46,990
does she have to sit down
when she has them? Or...?
400
00:22:47,051 --> 00:22:48,351
Um...
401
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:54,262
no, I don't think so.
They just sort of twinge a little bit.
402
00:22:57,345 --> 00:22:59,299
I think that sounds pretty normal.
403
00:23:00,627 --> 00:23:02,206
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
404
00:23:02,706 --> 00:23:06,378
If they don't hurt too much
or don't get any worse.
405
00:23:07,651 --> 00:23:10,540
She's got all these special bits of her body
406
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,683
that she's never really used before.
407
00:23:13,042 --> 00:23:15,798
- Now they're starting to wake up.
- Yeah, yeah.
408
00:23:16,236 --> 00:23:18,218
I'll tell her that, then, yeah.
409
00:23:18,721 --> 00:23:19,921
Thanks.
410
00:23:24,657 --> 00:23:25,857
How does she feel?
411
00:23:27,049 --> 00:23:30,276
Um... disgusting, yeah.
412
00:23:30,563 --> 00:23:34,140
She just, sort of, feels
constantly sick I think and...
413
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:39,739
sort of like she's the tiredest
and ugliest person in the universe.
414
00:23:40,235 --> 00:23:41,551
And like...
415
00:23:42,011 --> 00:23:44,560
she's always been the stupid one.
416
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:48,839
But now it's getting like...
417
00:23:51,492 --> 00:23:52,942
I don't know.
418
00:23:56,389 --> 00:23:57,794
But is she happy?
419
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,180
Well, if your friend's got
any other questions,
420
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,246
- you can always ask me for her.
- Yeah.
421
00:24:10,528 --> 00:24:12,060
Thanks, yeah.
422
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:14,020
I will do.
423
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,700
I'm just going to pop to my room
and text her all that info
424
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,527
and then I'm going to get back to
dealing with my massive period.
425
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:20,829
Lovely.
426
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,180
How's Kumar?
427
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,926
Boasting about the house again.
428
00:24:25,987 --> 00:24:27,420
Huh!
It's not that good.
429
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,660
I know!
430
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,365
- I know.
- What's it got? Like, four acres?
431
00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:32,706
4.5.
432
00:24:33,726 --> 00:24:34,980
Please.
433
00:24:35,523 --> 00:24:37,412
He never forgets the point five.
434
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,140
He's got no self-awareness.
435
00:24:41,394 --> 00:24:42,620
Sad really.
436
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,549
We should feel sorry for him.
437
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,040
I don't feel sorry for him.
438
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,320
I want to punch his fucking face.
439
00:24:52,399 --> 00:24:54,830
Is your towel shaped like a swan?
440
00:24:54,891 --> 00:24:56,957
Of course, I insist upon it.
441
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,640
I think I'm going to
start doing that at home.
442
00:25:07,677 --> 00:25:09,216
Jason been OK?
443
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,100
- Yeah, yeah we had a nice chat.
- I was in such a rush this morning,
444
00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:15,300
I was worried that he
might have noticed or...
445
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,600
He didn't say anything.
446
00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:22,085
- You don't think he suspects anything?
- Michael, mate.
447
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,420
Have you seen the sofas in here?
448
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,077
- What's that?
- They've got piping.
449
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:29,260
- You're kidding me?
- It's another world.
450
00:25:29,341 --> 00:25:31,453
Look at it, mate.
Piping.
451
00:25:34,954 --> 00:25:37,774
Mum, come and have a look at the garden.
There's a swing.
452
00:25:37,835 --> 00:25:39,835
Oh, lovely, yeah.
453
00:25:44,387 --> 00:25:46,140
And you just turn the gas on.
454
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,860
This actually reminds me of the third time
I went to southern Brazil.
455
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,146
Oh, OK.
456
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,220
Have you ever had
a churrasco in southern Brazil?
457
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,260
no, I haven't, no.
We've, we've been to the north.
458
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,440
- Well, everyone's been to the north.
- Yeah.
459
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:10,720
Lovely loo roll.
460
00:26:12,691 --> 00:26:14,011
It's three ply!
461
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,048
It's three ply!
462
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,103
How am I going to get up the stairs?
463
00:26:36,615 --> 00:26:38,820
I'll get you up the stairs.
464
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,818
Here's the birthday boy!
465
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,620
Oh, bloody hell, champagne!
466
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,500
It's a great house, Pauline, wow.
467
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,580
It'll do.
468
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,914
I was just saying to Marco how
Dad would have liked it here.
469
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:51,557
Oh, God.
Yeah, he would have.
470
00:26:51,618 --> 00:26:53,460
He'd have been straight in
that pool, wouldn't he?
471
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,700
He would have been straight in
there with all his clothes on
472
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,355
and we would have been stood about laughing.
473
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,060
I'd have been in there
after him, wouldn't I?
474
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,931
Yeah, yeah, you would have, love.
475
00:27:05,369 --> 00:27:07,269
- Vegetable crusts.
- Coming!
476
00:27:13,603 --> 00:27:18,203
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