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I know
what you're thinking.
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What type of maniac wakes up
at dawn to punch boulders?
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I'll tell you who.
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My good pal,
Knuckles the echidna.
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It all began on
the Mushroom Planet,
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where old Knucks got
tricked into helping
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the very evil
and very filthy
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Doctor Mustache escape.
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He came to Earth in
search of a magic emerald
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and picked a fight with moi,
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which went very badly
for him, by the way.
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Hey, wait a minute!
This is the wrong footage!
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Why are we showing this?
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and teamed up to defeat
Robotnik's giant robot
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and recovered
the Master Emerald,
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hence saving the universe.
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Hooray!
And you're welcome.
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And then, Knuckles, Tails,
and I became friends
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and roommates!
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Now, with all the hero stuff
out of the way,
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Knuckles' only mission
is to relax and enjoy Earth,
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which might be harder
than it sounds.
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Ha! A new record!
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House Wachowski
is under attack.
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Huh?
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Pitiful.
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Huh?
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Ha!
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Ah!
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- Whoa! What's going on?
- What kinda job is this,
Mrs. Wachowski?
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Get it off me!
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Did you call us up
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to fix your house
so you could hunt us for sport?
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No, no, no, no, no!
I could see why it
might look like that,
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but one of our kids
gets a little...
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Your kid did this?
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He's a... really big kid.
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With a huge imagination!
Thinks he's a warrior.
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Always training, questing.
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As well as stalking,
hunting,
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and occasionally terrorizing.
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You know how kids
are at that age.
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You'll be hearing
from our lawyers.
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I am so sorry.
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Let's pack up.
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What?
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Victory is mine!
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And never has
it tasted so sweet.
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Mm! One day, I hope to visit
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this Cool Ranch of Doritos
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and bask in
all of its splendor!
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Chip?
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- I'm good.
- Hmm.
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Oh, boy. Poor guys.
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That's the fourth crew
this month.
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But, I have to say,
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Knuckles is
in incredible shape.
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Do you think he's more cardio
or weight focused?
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It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
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He looks fantastic.
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Do you think the house
is ever gonna get fixed?
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The living room is getting
pretty cold at night
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with that giant hole
in the wall.
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Boys.
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We need to talk about
our little red barbarian friend.
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I could use some backup.
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Knuckles is just having
a little trouble
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adjusting to his new home.
It wasn't easy for me
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to understand this planet
at first, either.
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When did you start
getting so wise?
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I read a lot
of cereal boxes.
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Also, I had a family
that was patient enough
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to let me figure things out,
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so we have to do
the same with Knuckles.
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Let me talk to him
when the time is right.
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Alright, Sonic.
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But, in the meantime,
do you mind asking him
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to get our dog off the roof?
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Concentrate, Wolf.
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An attack can come from
anywhere at any time.
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You must have steely focus.
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Steelier.
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Steelier... Steelier...
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Steelier!
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You know what?
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I think now is a good time
for that talk.
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Yeah, I think so, too.
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Come on, Ozzy!
Yeah.
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Good boy!
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Hey, big guy.
Mind if I join ya?
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Man, this place
is beautiful, huh?
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- No.
- What? Really?
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You don't think Green Hills
is a beautiful place to live?
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- No.
- Not even a little?
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- No.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Really look around
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and tell me you don't
think this is--
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- No.
- Okay, fine!
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We'll circle back
to this later.
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It's time we had a talk.
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You know,
hedgehog to echidna.
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Listen, moving to a new world
was tough for me at first, too.
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But trust me.
This planet is special.
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It's your home now.
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An Echidna warrior
has no home.
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I only remain on Earth
because I made a vow to you
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and the fox.
One I intend to keep.
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Hey, I respect that.
But we won.
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Robotnik's gone, and there's
no new battle to fight.
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No new quests
to embark on.
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Which means,
for the first time,
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you can take a break
from being a warrior.
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And Earth is the perfect place
to do that.
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So, relax.
Get comfortable.
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- Make yourself at home here.
- Hm...
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Perhaps you are right, hedgehog.
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Allow me to meditate
on your words of wisdom.
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Perfect.
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My work here is done.
I'm gonna do...
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fun things.
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Hm...
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Yes.
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I shall make myself at home.
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Right.
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Boys! Breakfast is ready!
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Good morning,
Pretzel Woman.
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Morning, Knuckles.
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Is that an Iron Throne
at our breakfast table?
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Good morning!
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What is that?
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It is merely the seat
that designates my role
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as family champion.
If you wish to claim it,
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you must simply defeat me
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in a ritual battle
of trial by combat.
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What do you mean,
"trial by combat"?
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Come, fox.
I will show you.
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I heeded the hedgehog's advice
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and made myself at home!
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Wow! Love what you've done
with the place, Knucks.
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It's very, um, Conan chic.
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Nope!
This is not happening.
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We are not turning
our living room
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into some kind of
gladiator fighting pit.
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Warrior fighting pit.
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Whatever! And wh-what
is Ozzy doing here?
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Ozzy has bravely volunteered
for the first match
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by challenging
his greatest enemy.
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Enemy? What enemy?
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Is that our mailman?!
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Please!
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I just wanna go home.
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I am so sorry.
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That's it!
Get down right now.
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You are grounded!
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I have no idea
what that means.
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Well, I definitely do.
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It means
no battling enemies.
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No leaving
your room on quests.
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And most of all,
no warrior-ing.
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How dare you.
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In the name of
Great Chief Pachacamac,
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- I swear you will
regret the day you--
- Excuse me?!
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- You will regret...
- Uh!
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- the day you...
- Uh!
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Knuckles, word of advice.
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Do not mess with Maddie
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when she's this mad.
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Very well, Pretzel Woman.
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I will accept my grounding...
with honor.
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Great. I'm gonna
be late for work.
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Uh, Maddie?
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We may have another issue.
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It looks like Knuckles built
part of his throne out of...
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our car.
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Our car...
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Oh, gosh. Okay, um,
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Tom is out of town...
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Maybe Wade will pick me up.
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Okay.
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Hey, this is Wade!
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I can't answer
the phone right now.
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I'm training for
the biggest tournament
of my adult life.
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Wish me luck!
After the beep. Beep!
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Alright, Wade.
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You got this.
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You will bowl a strike
right now
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because you are
an excellent bowler.
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But, more importantly,
you are a good person.
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You help old ladies
cross the street.
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You leave positive reviews
at restaurants,
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even when the service
is just meh.
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You are pretty,
yet you are approachable.
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But, most of all,
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you are an excellent...
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You're gonna choke, loser!
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Susie, I have begged you
a thousand times,
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please do not insult me
in the middle of my backswing.
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Maybe I wouldn't insult you
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if you weren't such
a freaking loser!
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Well, maybe I wouldn't be
such a freaking loser
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if you weren't insulting me!
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Wade, get it together.
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The Renegades need you.
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Roll one strike, and we win.
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But don't do it for me.
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Do it for you.
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Wade, this is what
the Swahili tribesmen call
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"kufafanua wakati."
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"The defining moment."
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The moment when you rise up
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like the flaming phoenix
and scream,
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"I am Wade Whipple, and I am
an unstoppable warrior."
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I am Wade Whipple and
I am an unstoppable warrior.
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Annihilate this little girl,
Wade.
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Crush her spirit.
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Humiliate her so badly,
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her parents won't even
look at her again.
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Doesn't this seem like
we're going a bit far?
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Not far enough.
You can do this, Wade.
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00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:10,669
And by do this, I mean
crush that tiny girl's skull.
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Hey, you can't talk
to her like that.
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Just who do
you think you are?
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Oh, I'm so happy you asked.
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I'm an acclaimed writer
of historical fiction.
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I'm a man who knows his way
around a vegetable garden.
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But at my core, I'm someone
who uses his keen instincts
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to hunt the world's
most dangerous animal.
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Man.
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Jack Sinclair, bounty hunter.
At your service.
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I'm sorry about my friend.
H-He's like that with everybody.
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Are we gonna bowl or what?
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Squash her like a bug.
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Okay, Wade...
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- We won!
- We won!
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No...
Wait, wait. Let's wait.
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Let's wait
before we celebrate.
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We don't know
if the pin's gonna drop yet!
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Go down!
It can still go down!
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Come on! Come on!
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No!
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I'm sorry, Jack.
I failed you.
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No.
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You didn't fail me, Wade.
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You failed the Renegades.
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I know, and I will up my game
by the Tournament of Champions.
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- When we get to Reno,
I will be a--
- A warrior?
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Yeah, a warrior.
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I don't think so, Wade.
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Warriors don't get mentally
and emotionally decimated
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by young children.
To be fair,
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she has the soul of a very
old... witch of some kind.
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To win in Reno, my team needs
the strongest of warriors,
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and you, Wade Whipple,
are not a warrior.
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- You're off the team.
- Oh, no, no. Come on, Jack.
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Please, I will work harder!
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00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,550
Besides, who are you gonna
replace me with in time
for the tournament?
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Little Susie.
258
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,220
- What?!
- She's a fearless,
259
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,256
stone-cold killer
on the lanes.
260
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,991
She's 5 years old!
261
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,058
Her hands aren't
even big enough!
262
00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:14,660
She puts one hand in
one hole!
263
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,229
Plus, her parents are loaded and
they're renting a stretch Hummer
264
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,998
- so we can ride
to the tourney in style.
- Hi.
265
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,566
That sounds
very fun and cool.
266
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,501
Yeah. It will be.
267
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,036
Maybe I could go
as an alternate.
268
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,604
I'm afraid there's no room
in the car for you, pal.
269
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:28,274
No room in a stretch Hummer?
That's right.
270
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,209
Now, if you don't mind,
271
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,077
I'm gonna need to collect
your bowling shirt.
272
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:38,083
My job is to make sure things
like this don't happen actually
273
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,318
'cause that is theft,
technically,
274
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,220
but you can have it back.
I'll give it to you.
275
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,657
Hm, she wears it well.
Fits her like a glove.
276
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,725
You take care now, Wade.
277
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,694
And if you ever need
a bounty hunting,
278
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,496
call me.
279
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,367
Such a cool jacket.
280
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:57,136
I lied to you about
the stretch hummer.
281
00:13:57,136 --> 00:14:00,172
We just don't want you there.
282
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:03,876
You're the worst friend ever,
Jack Sinclair!
283
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:15,287
Hey, buddy. How's it goin'?
284
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:18,290
Leave me be, hedgehog.
I took your advice.
285
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:21,227
And now, I lay banished
on the floor of shame,
286
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,829
with nothing to do
but plot my revenge.
287
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:26,865
- Against you.
- Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
288
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:30,269
Lighten up, big guy.
Being grounded isn't that bad.
289
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,738
I lived in a cave
for seven years.
290
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:34,573
You can survive
a few days in an attic.
291
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,243
Look at all these great
options you have. Like...
292
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,677
comic books!
293
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:41,247
Music!
294
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,383
Video games!
They have come a long way
since the '90s.
295
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,719
Ah! Where have you sent me?!
296
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,721
And viral dance videos!
297
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,791
See what I mean?
298
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,060
Use this time to relax.
299
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,796
You'll be out there warrior-ing
before you know it.
300
00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,398
Okay, good talk.
301
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:04,169
The hedgehog
could not possibly understand.
302
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,940
O wise Echidna Elders.
303
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:11,010
I seek your guidance
in my hour of need.
304
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,212
Please, send me a sign.
305
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:23,122
Are you kidding me?
306
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,257
The Mets lost again?
307
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,293
Ah! Assassin!
308
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:32,631
Relax, Knuckles.
It's me.
309
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:35,701
Chief Pachacamac?
310
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,404
It's good to see you,
my boy.
311
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,707
Now, put down
the rubber chicken
312
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,142
and give your old chief a--
313
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,650
Oh, right.
314
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,686
I'm a ghost...
315
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,688
Thank goodness you're here.
316
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:59,124
I have completed my quest
and found the Master Emerald.
317
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,294
But with my work complete,
what becomes of me?
318
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:06,532
Knuckles!
Your quest is not complete.
319
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,067
It's only begun!
320
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:12,004
You are the last
of the Echidnas!
321
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,807
And so,
the legacy of our people
322
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,742
is in your hands.
323
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,144
Guide me, O Great Chief.
324
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,648
I want you to train
an apprentice
325
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,850
in the ways of the Echidna!
326
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,219
Teach him our customs.
327
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:30,089
Show him our traditions.
328
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:34,560
And soon, our tribe
will grow once again.
329
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,563
But where will I find
such a student?
330
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:38,997
Right here.
331
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,066
Wade Whipple?
332
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:45,104
I know this man.
He's no great warrior.
333
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:48,307
Neither were you
when we first met.
334
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:52,111
He may not look like much,
but he's special.
335
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,113
In here.
336
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,750
He seeks to compete in
a Tournament of Champions
337
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,019
in a mystical place called...
338
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:04,990
Reno, Nevada.
339
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,792
Tournament of Champions.
340
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:10,129
There is much glory
to be found in such a contest!
341
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:14,166
Train him as a warrior!
342
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,669
The fate of the Echidna
343
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,571
is in your--
344
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:20,806
Oh!
345
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,341
Stupid widow.
346
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:26,078
How does this ghost stuff
even work?
347
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,547
Ah! There we go.
348
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:32,518
Our fate is in your hands!
349
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:35,087
I won't let you down.
350
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,225
Alright, you baby-man.
351
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,262
It's time to get ripped!
352
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,575
No, I'm not! I'm weak!
353
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,676
Oh, I'm gonna die today.
354
00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,446
Oh, help me. Help! Help!
355
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,918
Wade Whipple,
this is no time for lying down.
356
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:09,688
I come to you
with an urgent need.
357
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,557
How did you get in here?
358
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,193
A true warrior can
conquer any stronghold.
359
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:17,129
Not even the strongest barrier
can contain his might.
360
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,997
Came in through
the open window, huh?
361
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,202
Yes. Yes, I did.
362
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,439
You seek to compete
in the upcoming
Tournament of Champions
363
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,674
in Reno, Nevada.
364
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,342
I will take you there.
365
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:33,579
This tournament is my destiny.
366
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,647
Yeah. It was mine, too.
367
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,617
Until I lost my spot
on the team.
368
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,685
How?
369
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:42,788
You were bested by a sworn enemy
in trial by combat?
370
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,692
I was brutally trash-talked by
an 8-year-old girl named Susie.
371
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,161
So, yes. Yeah. The same--
The same thing.
372
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,730
And you do not wish
to reclaim your honor?
373
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:55,501
No, I-I do. I wish to reclaim
my honor bad. It's just...
374
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,403
Jack Sinclair was right.
I'm...
375
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:01,573
Not strong. I'm not tough.
376
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:02,941
I'm not a warrior.
377
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,576
But I am.
378
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,513
I can train you
in ways of the Echidna.
379
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,982
Teach you every form
of lethal combat.
380
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,985
Show you the secrets
to all my strength.
381
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,454
Then, I could use that
to challenge Susie
382
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,489
in a trial by bowling combat
383
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,291
and earn my spot
back on the team.
384
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:22,561
Yes. If you take me
on this quest to Reno,
385
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,464
I will make you
a true warrior!
386
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:29,501
- As the great Echidna
Chief Pachacamac did for me.
- Pachacamac.
387
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,170
I think my sister went
to sleepaway camp there.
388
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:35,007
Our destiny awaits,
Wade Whipple.
389
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,042
Do we have an alliance?
390
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,577
Wait a minute.
391
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,913
Didn't I hear
you were grounded?
392
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,215
There's no way you're allowed
to leave home, right?
393
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,118
One cannot ground
an Echidna warrior...
394
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:50,322
For an Echidna warrior
has no home.
395
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,090
Alright, that checks out!
396
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,526
Let's do this!
Destiny awaits!
397
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,165
Let's go get 'em.
398
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,967
Alright!
399
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:06,371
The warrior training road trip
is officially official.
400
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,340
Knucks.
Can I call you Knucks?
401
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,208
- No.
- How about Knucky?
402
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,977
- No. No.
- Knuckington Bear?
403
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,979
- Sir Knucksalot?
- No.
404
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:16,348
Knuck, knuck.
405
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,818
- Knuck, knuck.
You gotta say, "Who's there?"
- Who's there?
406
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,888
Knuckolas Cage.
407
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,723
Please stop.
408
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,459
So, tell me a little
about yourself.
409
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,494
You know, I-I know
that you're an alien
410
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,063
and that you're super powerful
411
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,698
and that you've recently
saved the world,
412
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,833
et cetera, et cetera.
413
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,803
But let's dig a little deeper,
you know? You have any hobbies?
414
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,271
Honor.
415
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,707
Honor is really more of
a principle than a hobby.
416
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,075
- Victory.
- Hm...
417
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,676
Maybe I should
restate the question.
418
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,079
What do you
like to do for fun?
419
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,147
- Vengeance.
- Gettin' a little dark.
420
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,782
I was thinking
more like reading
421
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,452
o-or yoga o-or music.
422
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:56,855
Yes. The hedgehog spoke
of this Earth music.
423
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,724
Tell me, what is it?
424
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:02,327
Oh, I-- I can't
just tell you what it is.
425
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,695
I have to... I have to--
426
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,798
I'll put on one of
my classic Wade mixes.
427
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,102
Everyone at the station
loves these.
428
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,436
I send out a link
every Monday.
429
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,752
Ha! Kicked!
430
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,755
Not a music guy.
Noted.
431
00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:39,531
Well, well, well.
Looks like we've got a runner.
432
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,403
Agent Willoughby.
We got a problem.
433
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,771
It's a code red.
434
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,706
Knuckles has left
the Green Hills Zone.
435
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,307
We have to inform
Commander Walters.
436
00:21:49,307 --> 00:21:50,909
Don't worry, Agent Fairley.
437
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:52,944
I've been aware since
the second he left town,
438
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:56,515
and I'm in complete control
of the situation.
439
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,450
Uh...
440
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,386
Ma'am, you just took our
SAT surveillance offline.
441
00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:04,856
There's no way anyone in HQ
can track Knuckles now e...
442
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:06,658
except you.
443
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,494
With that device.
444
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,105
Uh, what's going on?
445
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,507
Thank you for your work,
Agent Fairley.
446
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,109
You are dismissed.
447
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,614
I hear the Mushroom Planet
is beautiful this time of year,
448
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:32,384
my friend! Enjoy!
449
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,353
You're pretty proud
of yourself for someone
450
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:37,589
who just kicked an unsuspecting
man in the chest.
451
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,558
Yeah, I am.
452
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,960
Right, come on.
We've got work to do.
453
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,176
What is it?
454
00:22:58,176 --> 00:22:59,611
You're disturbing my work.
455
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:02,814
We have
a unique opportunity.
456
00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:05,183
Wanted you to be
the first to know.
457
00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:06,885
One of the aliens...
458
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,920
has left Green Hills.
459
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,455
He's in the wild.
460
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,592
Which one?
461
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,528
Knuckles.
- Ah...
462
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,164
The muscle.
463
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,533
His powers
are exceptional.
464
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,802
But, without
his little friends,
465
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,705
he's vulnerable.
466
00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:33,311
I've been scouring the world
for these quills.
467
00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:35,781
They're the key to
everything I'm building.
468
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:38,784
You can build an evil
petting zoo for all I care.
469
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,685
As long as you
meet our price,
470
00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:44,089
we'll bring you
the echidna in 24 hours.
471
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,092
Careful, Agent Willoughby.
472
00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:50,028
You'll need more
than arrogance.
473
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:53,131
I'm sending you something
to even the odds.
474
00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:56,568
Something very special.
475
00:23:56,568 --> 00:24:00,605
Because anyone who goes
against Knuckles...
476
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,407
...better be ready
477
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:06,278
for the fight
of their lives.
478
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:17,689
Grapes was an interesting
choice for, uh,
479
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:20,559
someone who doesn't use
their individual fingers.
480
00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:25,564
Hey, when does
the training sesh start?
481
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:27,265
You know,
is there some kind of
482
00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:28,733
official warrior
training manual
483
00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:31,369
or a pamphlet of some kind?
484
00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:33,505
Maybe some literature
I could get a look at?
485
00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:36,041
That was the great
Pachacamac once said,
486
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,042
"You cannot train for battle
487
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:39,477
without first knowing
your battleground."
488
00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:43,081
Hm... You wanna
see my battleground.
489
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,884
Get ready to have
your mind blown.
490
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,487
Knuckolas Cage.
491
00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:52,557
This is my battleground.
492
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,828
This is not
a place of battle.
493
00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:00,198
It is a playground
for adult idiots.
494
00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:01,700
What's up?
495
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,903
Okay, granted, the quests
you're usually on
496
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:07,439
might be a little more...
high stakes.
497
00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:10,141
But trust me.
Many a battle
498
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:12,244
has been won and lost
between these very lanes.
499
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:15,380
Plus, bowling is
a beautiful game.
500
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:18,516
Come on, I'll show you.
501
00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:40,739
Ha!
502
00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:42,407
You smashed those pins
with no mercy.
503
00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:46,378
I'm beginning to understand
your interest in this game.
504
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,879
Yeah. You know,
505
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,548
there's another reason
I love bowling so much.
506
00:25:52,817 --> 00:25:54,619
It's kind of a big reason.
507
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:57,355
My dad.
508
00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,525
See, my dad taught me
everything I know about bowling.
509
00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:03,728
Taught me how to get
the perfect spin on my shot.
510
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,997
Taught me how to nail
a 7-10 split.
511
00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:08,099
Taught me which Buffalo wings
would give me indigestion
512
00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:10,635
and fill me with regret
in the morning.
513
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:12,904
He was the best bowler ever.
514
00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:16,708
What happened to him?
515
00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:18,476
Tj maxx.
516
00:26:18,476 --> 00:26:21,313
Is that the warrior
who slayed him?
517
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,148
A fearsome name indeed.
518
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,750
It's a discount
department store.
519
00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:29,287
One moment, we were in
the men's department
520
00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:31,156
looking for warm-ups.
521
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:33,058
Next moment,
he was gone.
522
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:35,327
He abandoned me.
523
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,095
He abandoned my family.
524
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:41,366
But, sometimes,
525
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:46,071
when I'm between those lanes,
it's like we're together again.
526
00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:50,308
Just playing my favorite game
with my dad.
527
00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:51,743
So bowling is the thing
528
00:26:51,743 --> 00:26:54,846
that makes you feel
at home in this world?
529
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,049
Yeah. I guess it is.
530
00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:03,388
Oh, awesome!
We got here just in time!
531
00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:06,791
Come on!
532
00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:12,864
Amazing.
533
00:27:12,864 --> 00:27:16,201
It glows with the power
of a falling galacti-star.
534
00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:18,303
Actually, I think
it's glowing with the power
535
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,905
from the laundromat
next door.
536
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,109
Grasp it.
537
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:27,779
Feel its power course
through your ginormous hands.
538
00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:31,049
Take aim at your pins and...
539
00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:34,085
What?!
540
00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:37,422
We gotta get you
to Reno, man! Wow!
541
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:40,191
Jack Sinclair's gonna flip
when he sees this. Yes.
542
00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:42,560
It is nothing
an apprentice like you
543
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,596
cannot achieve in due time.
544
00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,631
You think I could do that?
545
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:51,336
Thanks for believing in me,
Knuckles.
546
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,172
You know, most people think
I'm just kind of a joke.
547
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:57,042
I do not make jokes,
Wade Whipple.
548
00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:59,677
I make warriors.
549
00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:12,090
What devilry is this?
550
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:14,159
Sorry,
this lane is reserved.
551
00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:16,361
What's up, Knucks?
552
00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:19,764
Okay, so this is because
Knuckles is grounded, right?
553
00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:22,200
- Who's the idiot?
- Does it matter?
554
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,869
- Get down!
- Whoa!
555
00:28:29,774 --> 00:28:32,911
I get it! Rules are rules!
If he's grounded,
556
00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:35,180
don't let me get in the way
of disciplining him!
557
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:38,683
Don't try anything, echidna.
You're coming with us.
558
00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:41,686
You think you can
take my power?
559
00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:55,467
Do I look like
I need your power?
560
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,902
What are you talking about?
Of course, we need his power.
561
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,404
It's the whole reason
we're here, to get his power
562
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,406
- and sell it for lots
and lots of money.
- I know that!
563
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,675
I was just trying to have a cool
catchphrase moment until you--
564
00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:12,450
Look alive!
565
00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:25,997
Knuckles!
566
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,005
Ha! It worked!
567
00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:56,060
Yeah! I thought
you'd be tougher, Knucks!
568
00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:02,667
Whoa!
569
00:30:09,407 --> 00:30:10,942
Wade! Do something!
570
00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,111
I told you this
was a battlefield!
571
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:15,580
Ah!
572
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:26,824
Fools! You thought
you could kidnap me?
573
00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:34,132
I am an Echidna-- Whoa!
574
00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:45,410
Right, let's go.
We got him.
575
00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:48,846
Cool. But, to be clear,
you didn't save me.
576
00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:51,883
I sacrificed myself,
which created a distraction
577
00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:54,452
which resulted in
a diversion, which...
578
00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:58,189
Alright,
let's call it a team effort.
579
00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:08,700
Oh, no.
580
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:12,403
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
581
00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:15,340
They have Knuckles,
and it's all my fault.
582
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:17,842
I have to do something.
I have to help him. I...
583
00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:25,950
...have an incredibly
dumb idea.
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