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I fantasize about the maestro 1.3 GL

since I was a kid I can do it for 450

close up I really have fallen in love

with it it is the 80s classic lovely

horn distinctive what treat yourself

different for Emily's I won't be needing

it that long oh dear

far side indicator doesn't appear to be

working

hold on oh it's okay oh yes sir

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fourteen five that's it that's as long

as I'm going four to five

okay okay you win

400 380 side

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knocked away

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my life

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good morning oh good morning

oh yes yes your eye he is very very

handsome noble Jack Russell profile

classic terrier features miss him

terribly I wake up sometimes at night

and I'm sure he's in bed with me I am

sorry how long ago did he pass away two

years I still find hair on the furniture

sometimes hard to replace a friend liner

but the turbo Tara vacuum can help you

with your hair problem

Oh Thank You Tina I quite forgot I'm so

sorry I do go on don't I not at all

after doing but it's so nice to have

someone detective premieres on wheels

girl can be quite surly oh I could have

been how that's that's enough don't

worry not worry mr. fellows that's the

main fiction in your childhood

no matter gives us the perfect

opportunity to test the turbo Towers

unparalleled power on both solids and

liquids if I could get just use your

bathroom yes of course

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thank you

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completely

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Oh spotter bother I'm so sorry I feel as

though I've wasted your time I have had

a wonderful morning really well if

you're ever in the area again and you

feel like a cup of tea in the chat

please do drop by thank you goodbye then

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you

she really loved that job didn't she

sometimes I think if she loved it more

than me

god rest her I mean I hate to say this

scene as it's all your mom's stuff that

but really this isn't worth very much

you know maybe 200 pounds his life that

cheap maybe 225 okay

this of course he doesn't matter

altogether oh his old collar his old

collar is worth a very considerable sum

of money is he very considerable rather

surprised you never mentioned it to you

she was a very private woman the two

hundred and fifty years old well maybe

more these are all diamonds really

extravagant for a dog collar the idea

was that the safest place to keep your

valuables was around your best hunting

dog's neck after all the most faithful

hound was never gonna leave you and if

anyone came near in where how how much

do you think it might be worth I

couldn't say you'd have stayed to a

specialist okay but slightly somewhere

in the region of 25,000 pounds

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reverse charge go please go Inga roller

in Spain double to two four five six

seven

Thank You Jenny

it's me hola como esta yeah bloody

freezing in Bridlington me granny lives

here look Jenny I've decided I am gonna

come and stay with you in the bar well

I've been thinking about you a lot and I

realize that I really do love you I'm

looking at your picture now yeah oh

listen did you know that Jimmy used to

work it out and God the armed robber

yeah is he still around

good know what it's on the door scheme

something well I'm going to find

somewhere to keep here tonight then I'm

gonna get it played first thing in the

morning from Manchester yes I do of

course I do

oh no the money's running out yep well

I'll call you when I land

alright love you too Bob alright bye

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I'm something I was just dying on my

shoelace sorry I'm in the frying are you

okay

fine sorry it's okay I'm fine now at

fifteen thousand art bed-and-breakfast

for no bounce or care you take a check

you do evening means there's a limited

menu available in the bath

you don't mean ejecting Marussia m-i r-i

CIA the rings your table numbers of

names you're in Tel Aviv stairs first

door on the left

after injector expected you're welcome

Jackie Jack it's me you've got to get

back here right now

you are never gonna believe who was just

booked in with a hell hey oh my god be

sure we don't know that you know it it

was a clue where are we

in high school Jax Michael Vick Oh busy

right what can I get you I think I'll

have a lovely egg burger please and I

see you got a bottle of Bezique up there

yes many years ago I used to drink a

cocktail made from Bezique grapefruit

and a dash of lime now what have we used

to call it and all again and NOLA Gary

that's it I live in Enola Gay please

right I'll just get some ice

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Oh God that takes me back the sweet

smell of success

essence of Margaret Thatcher them the

fuel-injected Ford Capri blonde

highlights white puffballs leaves and it

was just the boys

royal weddings anodes um what did we

call them how you know the things we

used to you know people used to

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you know I mean no good joke good joke

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in the sticking so switching out the

piercing plate stays with you under

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you

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we know you are

tell us log tell us who you are

my name is Henry Miller Henry Miller

does your memory fail you shall give

your memory a little lunch oh no oh yes

Simon de anza founding member songwriter

unbirth Blair with the Venus alters

That's not me I don't know what you're

talking about let me go

he says up not in Jax now we must be

mistaken and let his lying smash hit

June 18 2011 a dent Simon is the driving

force behind the Venus hunters in many

ways he stands six foot three in his way

he took a boat his nickname is Hickey

due to a birthmark ladder look bad on

his neck okay it's me now we've all had

a lot of fun so why don't you just untie

me

do you remember us do you remember us oh

no you two you run the fan club didn't

you after I Sam we run intravenous no oh

yes yes yes right okay I think I know

what this is about now there was an

administrative error wasn't there

between the fan club and the band a

small amount of money went missing one

thousand seven hundred and twenty pounds

which Jackie and I paid back in full

the disappointed fans over the course of

three years from our own pockets right

well there's some cash in the case

upstairs if you just like to untie me

what in there we happy Jackie Omega

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Oh

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if I'm in room that lovely falling

pelvic oh used to air on stage the one

you gave to the intravenous raffle

before you embezzled all the ruffles fun

that's right silence Jackie one that

call isn't that looking time do you know

how many levels I've got long not one

wonderful night tiny awful quiet dick

anyway stuff is the brainy one for a

while or should have been seen or left

or in for all levels who are stair not

looking anymore

taking on stunts then no pauses and

newsletters jumps for you and spare back

the money you stole from us we work here

slice earring set not a bad likeness IV

noticed what may have been a law fight

on the man's max giveaway oh talking

about a substantial reward now Kay

listen for the last time what are you

two want we want you to reform the venus

Huntress for one performance on way

course only the crowd on the tower

Jools Holland introduces the New

Romantics on Friday the fans are doing

it Duran Duran your Malik MD Ultravox

Gary Numan listen very carefully

there is no Venus hunters there hasn't

been for 15 years and a certainty won't

be by Friday I hate them all and they

all hate me and I don't know where any

of them are just take your money and let

me go hear them all not quite the

close-knit bunch of chums were always

led to believe in smash it and look in

Ajax

I'm sorry Simon you no use to us anymore

after all you ate them all you don't

know where they are I think we'll just

leave you here

share your only real estate with us

Marge Beach what Marge beak will start

with Marge Beach Marge beak is Charlie's

mom I know where she lives

she's been godmother okay Simon I reckon

you could do with a bit of spiritual

guidance at the moment so anyway

people

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crowd at your voice

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hello mrs. beak can Charlie come out to

play it's me Simon can I come in

Simon yes Simon your godson Marge

Simon bent also known as Simon the land

Sycamore lesson timer yeah that's right

Simon I'm sorry I'm written lately only

I've been very busy um we're we're

looking for Charlie Charlie yeah that's

right Charlie your son Charlie come on

let's him Marge

Oh God don't start crying please my joy

he was such a lovely boy such a dear

dear boy what's happened to him

I thought you would have known Simon oh

sorry you were such good friends I

thought you were - no no more Charlie my

boy is gone for us what happened I'm

sorry I don't want to talk about it of

course

if you want to know any more go to the

central club in rib Chester you will

find out the world

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when my veins

petulant insecure self-centered

obsessive drona tantrums he cried at the

drop of a he should have been a big star

he was I need to grieve

Thunder me handcuffs love not yet you

played here August to 1282 we've got the

mirror of all bone to starboard with

magical yeah don't try any funny

business course not

I didn't know they called owners much

done buzzer one turned heterosexual

commune

what are you to want from me I've done

all I can

why don't you just give me back me let

me go please

how dare you will use me like this I'm

supposed to be your hero I am Simon de

Lancie does not mean anything around

here anymore I am Simon de Lancie Simon

de Lancie yes Lord

Simon de Lancie I need the news have

their backs Jesus Christ charlie

first Simon surprised to see me

oh you were dead whatever gave you that

idea

your mother her eyes I am dead didn't

speak to me no I like those surprised me

you think should be so proud of you when

you dragged act in rude gesture you I'm

done well Charlie only my friends call

me Charlie you can call me Charlotte or

miss beak

you've got bosoms cause I know no vulgar

me careful what you say in here if I

were you fireman what - thought that was

your scene unless you got something to

tell me yes coming out are we know the

Venus hunters are gonna perform one last

time it's a one-off I'm a-tellin

where's the rest of the band then well

there's only us two so far well one and

a half I never wanted to see you again

but I'm pleased to have cuz I'm going to

break your bloody neck feel the pull of

the air for I choose it could happen

like this Charlie Charlie oh this is

Cassandra you remember she used her on

the fan club Sandra yes I remember with

your friends that's right yep yep okay

no Charlie yes

well Charlie is no short for Charlotte

these two poured their hearts into the

beans hunters Charlie I'll never forget

that

can you ever forget these two little

faces peering I'll put you from the

crush I feel as if I'll never forget

these two til the day I die

that's why when I decided to reform the

band I wanted them to be a part of it in

many ways I feel I owe them everything I

have hold on you spit the band off you

disappeared the week before we supposed

to start recording the album

you crossed John's hand in the van door

I made mistakes I'm sorry I can't

believe I'm hearing this

you said I get I'm sorry I'm truly sorry

I suppose what I'm saying is I didn't

realize until now just what we had but

these two did all along and I want to

prove them right and I think you do too

is this what you want Hey singing Tammy

Wynette to a handful of people on a

Tuesday lunchtime or do you want to sing

in front of millions millions just once

it's up to you

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we just reached a dead end

that was all we had lose it the

different musical differences

the only musical difference was I could

play my instrument the rest of you

couldn't what is said garden of course

he didn't play an instrument I just

meant that I was the only one with any

musical training

yeah grade seven piano at school and

that was it

grade eight well as of course you would

install Orchestra on here yeah

playing the tambourine those are the

days away some related to you one of the

biggest bands in the country briefly

what member driving around in that of an

old band with John eating Scotch eggs

and farting we used to go to the wind

instrument you know considerably or

tuned for limit our playing pop eater

having a nervous breakdown

plus some good died inside so we're John

are there are non flatulence like it

will gap in throwing away on the window

he always used to share a room with

Gavin in there a new salmon Delancy with

a 32 bleep trousers permanently round

your ankles

clucking condoms from the closet of

otaku boots pouring makeup off younger

it could never last yeah we'll never get

back what we have done

will you certainly

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come on Charlotte you and I are going to

the ladies I don't need to course you do

you're a woman now don't take your eyes

off him jack

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Simon could you sign this for me please

she used to buy them off with friends

that ones has lots of love with Cree

kisses that the standard tips that one's

my favorite

I used to take it to bed with me before

has a big pretty poor haunted about four

months ago I got all this baby things

got me a dress in a sample from an old

copy of smashes and we're not signed in

any of you then we'll be all sorry turn

to what the B&B

I'm surprised we agreed to do it seen as

Simla split the band up in the first

place probably to persuade in boxer he's

really fired up for it now mmm-hmm no

longer feel to pull out the earth I mean

you sing it no no go on I think you're

one the greatest songs ever written

oh shut up starburst was just a series

of do gallant Andris no more no less

some people said it was a joke cynically

on a juvenile level but we knew it

wasn't on a deeper level

there was no deeper level Uranus Uranus

Uranus is down yeah you might have

problems getting Peter on board

Peter has few fond memories of the

summer of 82

so another well since then to tell Simon

this fee to pay for my operation the dog

star on Pluto we heard angels sing dog

Pluto

we heard angels sing it just rang with

ring that's all ring rhymes with sing

you look terrific by the way food I sent

my children skyward I launched them into

space a Herculean effort the strain

shows on my face well fantastic

I sent my children skyward I launched

them into space Herculean effort the

strange shows online faith it means

everyone off the rig

no yes what to me it doesn't to me it

conjures images of hope leaving a sick

planet for a new beginning we were

having another ton of continuity fell

Batian maybe I understand

Charlie what is starburst mean to you

what was it about it's about finding

yourself yeah sorry Charlie you mystical

Peter Douglas nerd yeah

told him he only needed his sequences

and samplers because keyboard playing

wasn't up to scratch

because you always thought you were the

genius in the band Charlotte well Peter

can see and you know we're here

do you think he'll want to do it doesn't

really matter does it half his stuff was

on tape he was hardly the most

charismatic performer the stick a tape

recorder onstage and put some trousers

on it no the amount of difference the

band can only play with the complete

original Lionel that's what the BBC say

they'll do it they look being in a band

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oh sorry it's my father forget in there

sometimes not worth every penny

thank you they were you look fantastic

I thought the doctor to send you were to

avoid old acquaintances three-year also

if he did something's come up

so bribes abroad it's the Venus hunters

sister Simon your IP Cassandra remember

all of course you ran a fan club

Jackie hi be good names you bog

Darwin didn't have you turn a

prize-winner were Robert go Ferris

reaction Holt lend us their UMP if you

come here

begging you can forget it

that's know why I'm here the Venus

hunters are playing again one last time

not with me

listen P no you listen

you took the piss so mercilessly we were

having a laugh II know I was so unhappy

oh come on

hey comrade early life on the road just

a bit of Buffalo between mates I had a

nervous breakdown on tour during this

summer of 82 and you didn't even notice

that day clock tower Motel wailing I

came down to breakfast wearing a tutu oh

we were all pretty outlandish dresses in

those days cowboy boots and a viking

helmet so you were lack the style and

instinctive flair of the rest of us I

didn't know who I was anymore you

casually mutilated my self-esteem God

retreated behind my keyboards I bought

more and more equipment so I could hide

on stage I started thinking they were

the only things I could communicate with

the only friends I had and they've been

very good friends

Aven they Peter computers and

essentially what you're saying is that

without me none of this would happened

the night of this this was the only good

thing to come out of this summer of 82

seniors Peter Simon may be right this

may be the best way to exorcise those

ghosts both of us I think it might help

me say goodbye to the old Charlie once

and for all I'll do it for you not they

him maybe the time is right for one last

trip to Uranus oh that is great

by the way your crapper doesn't flush it

oh that's all right we're looking for a

plumber and John always said he'd go

back to plummeted music in work out as a

career I read it in looking at

suspending didn't work out as a career

you're right

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come on

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hello John Charlie I happened I've had a

sex-change John Riley I mean ow ow ah

yes child even me

everything in working order I haven't

had a chance to find out yet oh I mean

you did pramatta to that teacher you

look nice and everything but you're a

mine you shut up Tom come with me II

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should record stuck in a groove again

three you're on John John yes I'm good

it's true I wonder if you know the

whereabouts of Fender Stratocaster

guitar natural finish sooner number one

eight six four five three

hello John I can see it's cost me four

years savings the person hasn't been

seen since Mac Ramona's armored in 1982

that date have been as hunters return

the day you drove off with my van which

I have also not seen since okay where is

my guitar where is my van hello you are

we glass smashes faces no stop it please

stop it John

think of the fans the fans John think of

the fans will always do what the fans

want us to do you said that John what

ships do 1982

don't let us down we're still here don't

let the funds down please don't pull his

mouth off spare in the fun's demand it

who are you we're the fam just a fat Oh

don't you remember it well you know

those days are plenty of girls in other

words box Antonio's there will be this

time they'll John waving this time the

Banda reforming for one performance only

in front of a live audience that I

expect will consist of mainly girls you

will be on the telly John you

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Fister combination boilers live loads of

including elderly he's a real numeral

ate drank and slept Gary Numan and Gary

one of the head transplant this flow

volunteered be her donor but need to be

part Gary

especially your suggestion garish scalp

rejected him he worked early for the day

goes Gary Numan was a pioneer track

bollocks people isn't afraid with his

dot Gary was moody cool of me bit like

silent it ain't much yeah because like

this time and he couldn't dumb I could

do drunk thank you us you know you

playing twister or by yourself

yeah we're chewing gum stuck the issue

trying to shake it off please talk

employ my plugins to shut up

we convinced biggest rancher and I can

be max with super-modern apples of the

Year Gary Mary run of its fancy yeah

yeah anyway you I've seen your face

plastered over the music bro flailing

whatever happened to that promising solo

career your talk about yeah yes I'm what

happened

well I can exclusively reveal that Simon

habit of 38 actually in you Simon

I've found it on the Internet

cause it cool son hmm rut Rattrap boys

we know that boots are rats huh

drat

rampage it was rollin rats 1988

Christmas

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it was only just 16 back in 82 so young

too young to cope with it all what if he

doesn't want to come out we'll have to

use a drum machine that's my baby

brother you're talking about the show

was go on Jim poor little Galvin just

another rock and roll casualty our kind

of delusions

they take various forms his favorite

seems to be that he thinks he was a pot

stirrer well you mean he thinks he was a

pastor what he's convinced he's had a

hit single but he can't remember the

words all the music we've tried to track

down the record he says he made but it

can't be found you wanna stop

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Gavin Gary nice John it's your brother

John John from a distance you look just

like Gary Numan not easy mistake must be

the boiler suit yeah yeah must be

imagine that I'm not even recognizing

your own brother

yeah gather

how you found to get away for a couple

of days just a couple long weekend oh um

I don't think so John them

I mean I'll feel okay but they still see

nothing off bit nuts tell you why the

Venus Hummers the belt you for me one

performance only going to be on the

telly no no you see this is exactly the

kind of thing they're worried about is

this these kind of voices no no it's not

it's me it's John it's a bother

so where the rest of the bed then over

that wall enough he needs

you

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nothing new for me one last trip tonight

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I don't believe it

you're here it's you only yes it is you

it is issue you're them aren't you yeah

we are them do you remember it

Joseph ooh I love the Human League John

John

if the girls out of Human League yeah

he's at Simon Peter I never knew you

knew the girls Petey never told me and

introduced us

listen down cuz you will not believe who

I was talking to not 20 minutes ago

quite literally not 20 minutes ago who

Gavin

Phil Oakey out of the Human League we

were having a [ __ ] together you know

talking about the old times saying it

was right for revival that's why it

girls are here near drum machine ax is

then they're not the Human League of

this is Cassandra and Jackie oh oh right

sorry sorry sorry they used to run the

fan club

of course you did mmm

where's Charlie did hi girl

so different Charlie must be your hair

listen gaffe Peter I'm not Charlie Gavin

I'm Charlotte Charlie's sister all right

I'm sorry

don't worry we do look alike very alike

got the same eyes exactly the same eyes

yeah and a lot of people call me Charlie

too I don't believe in I thought your

segment is for all the band's here -

Charlie where is Charlie Charlie is no

more Gavin what happened he had an

operation he went under the anesthetic

but he never came back so sorry

and this child will be guesting on

vocals what is I get up for you that's

what Charlie would wanted

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later than you expected

oh hi

I don't need your mental [ __ ] you

contacted about being a fortune yes

when we've got them yet all of them yeah

well then all they have what they're all

here which is the main thing he's doing

on the show

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what aren't you upset okay we'll be

there

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humanity is being a sunset having

changed overnight Annette 979 holo sharp

suits series- a Dre tones boombox on

their baggage Thatcher not much better

Gary Numan

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come on quit your gasps well what I call

it in whole get mr. Schrute Phil okay

look at ticking as wise don't worry what

I thought about that well recognize me

because I'm gonna pretend I saw Mabel

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used to be class venue this they all

played here spams Duran Duran

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grupe saint-saens ldaes sound groovy I'm

a shag that one on the right you have

the other one

Oh bad luck ray yours is gone

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we planted him yeah you remember

cracking yeah

it will pass out in though on it

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you

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let me go hunger please let me go

all right the money in the civil case

5050

I mean it 21:06 82 what does the day at

the 21st of the 6th 1982 ring any bells

no staged or rebel fiercest Cobra I

don't believe it

well if this is your life isn't it oh

you come out Simon's the Joker he's

always making us laugh smash it's June

1982

what are you on about the 21st of the

6th 1982 I lost my virginity in this

alleyway congratulations

me yeah you

and a black condom norm at the time as

an a light rider these were the other

two in the packet that's it that's what

you want well that's fine come on in

let's do it well it was obviously a

memorable occasion

let's give it a North spin it was rather

like that human league song la love

action seconds we were Ardley when I

want it wonder where Sun let's just say

you made it briefly into the law reaches

before dropping on ceremoniously out of

the chat afterwards had unsummon played

your record

starburst at least that was a solid

seven inches and lasted a little longer

than three minutes well you obviously

have a clouded memory of the event you

were probably in shock after all you

were only young you'd never had sex with

a real man before I'm tough sex with any

kind of man since Thomas I haven't well

then we could definitely give it another

spin a reissue remixed repackaged well

the 12-inch version this town just you

let me out I think not Simon

the reason I've never had sex with a man

since it's because I'm a lesbian

I always have been what you'll find at

most others I've tried it with a bloke

at least once and if you're going to do

it you might as well do it with your

hero okay I'm just coming Simon got a

bit nervous after all you're almost

prone to a bit of stage fright weren't

you

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sometimes by - I'm sorry tactic are

Philistines and what is it was it too

large either oh yes

you know your brother used to thrive on

these enough have a salon without

saddling his hand

has to under buy him some time

are you sure you want that no still no

sense of rhythm yeah I'm down I'm down

in my calm down look it is perhaps

serration thought you're gonna section

me again just like a loony bin no it

doesn't

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follow me ha

you've got my sister nice

what are you tell me how to earn any

frozen hauser it's slipped my mind

the only thing missing was the band

glitching today there anything's

appropriate now you're all here the wind

caught a BBC they should ever they

haven't they can't trace one Thank You

datalist their behavior track it down my

silver God's sake sold out ah that's

where you're wrong John there were only

ever 500 copies made what what what

you're talking about 500 copies my ass

we're top 30

yeah when top 30 because a certain

amount of money changed and between

myself and a gentleman from the market

research bureau he fabricated the sales

figures for one week only to give us our

top 30 glory you're lying

I did all the deals with a record

manufacturer we put the single out

ourselves in way you're lying

no I'm telling the truth Smash Hits Top

of the Pops for silver record that was

the lie matey all of it just to come no

big

well at least our bus leads up in our

collective memory last I use a carnival

bugger all oh wow okay that starburst

by the Venus hunters I'm Madison

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Jackie this I hate this stayed at number

one for 4 weeks in 1981 it kept one of

the greatest songs ever written out of

its rightful number one spot do you know

what that song was

Ultravox Vienna Thank You Kath

Ultravox Vienna Oh Mitch come on what

play play

yeah well starburst look I can't let it

now

you bet have to play it tomorrow chemist

you be the good of mine it's all lies

all about the playing life who's who

come play live tomorrow honestly after

15 years or why not shut up Kevin ever

for why not well dad if I remember

rightly agrees to have a big furry

cushion for you in a way which we use to

bat for your bass drum with because you

can keep time all the time so we used a

beat box instead oh yeah can't play that

McCutcheon every box and still can't

play without this fuzz box phaser

flanger harmonizer compressor and chorus

pedal exactly I can't recapture my sound

without my pedals oh hi of original fort

is Mike with a valve Oh and that's the

really important bit the valve amp with

heavy heavy valve reverb yeah and I need

a penis is Reeboks and a couple of weeks

of studio reproduce all those sounds

yeah what do you mean play live

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I

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that's why we I think you ladies might

wish to leave us this could be a very

long evening indeed starburst words and

music by Simon Delancey you are going to

play my song and you are gonna play it

properly and yes I did right Roland

wraps Christmas single it was a pleasure

to work with

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you can't do Christmas no not a guy

dream come true

yeah nothing going on downstairs

good Jack talking going on downstairs

knock me some time on the trip

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you

you

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I take all off not crap

they were pretty crap 15 years ago now

they're just crap you know that don't

you the Venus hunters work bollocks

that's why we spend so much time in the

studio that's why I had to buy our way

into the chance that cost money enough

fire rituals often flogged junga tearing

them yeah still at least be found a

guitar maybe you would have become as

big as Duran Duran in the end who knows

I only came outside to watch the

nightfall with the rain

I heard you making patterns rhyme the

feeling is wrong only you and I Oh

Vienna yes

suppose we learn that crap no you

weren't

I will kiss I think when Oliver born

arrived with the light years it could

happen like this

a galaxy we can call home if it wasn't

for the Venus pontus Jackie and I would

never have met will make honor your did

you know Jackie um mouths I didn't have

anywhere to stare so she came back to my

mom's B&B we fresh snogged in the room

that's called Taliban's well you nearly

stewarded ha ha ha

I should have known it shouldn't I I

should have guessed tel aviv ID run your

own that's right

so anyway you mean a lot to us

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don't let us down oh yeah okay that oh

thank goodness just cut in in the van

oh right you know you've got a very

powerful voice for a woman sound just

like Charlie you're a professional

singer on you I just seen a bit yeah

your name's not really Charlotte it's

all is it tears so what you're talking

about

yes you do I think I know something you

don't think I know what that have you

telling

well speeders jackie can ask a favor

what in my suitcase as an article I used

to wear on stage do you mind if I wear

it for the gig

what is it looks a bit like a dog collar

you never used to wear a dog collar yes

I did I used to wear it on the arm for

good look

yes sir pester thanks a lot hey Cass you

are going to let me go after they sign

yes and give me money back right are we

all set

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they annoy us

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yeah

Oh

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with the Venus hunters the marina hotel

I just oh come on

I got there beyond the other door

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Thunder gone rotten

wait looks terrific where's yet me oh

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okay being attentive go through the

reception

we're Davina saunas yes you said Phil

Phil might cafe I use a yeah it goes

yeah hiya

come on guys black toe let it go way way

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beneath tons of follow me

Oh

all right my godson John oh my favorite

sure that's fantastic

look if you get into these trousers nah

you'll be lucky if you get into these

trousers no John don't give up hope

thanks Simon

oh god no now you don't color good look

thank you can I borrow your eyeliner as

well please Jackie turn it back no Peter

no no no no no I need to confront it

no you don't not now please you look

ridiculous

take off let's get ready jack is that

function interesting next of the Venus

others apparently faint summers are

never a ruggedized unless we made

electrical Starbucks Coffee please shy

anyway I was like some aggressive woman

makes you look like that happened

hello girls

I can't I just come on Luke can you how

clue I cannot wear those clothes but

they're Charlie's clothes exactly why

not why can't you win because scabbing

on outside no no I want to tell they

know what's going on you had to do it we

had to do this I am not wearing a man's

clothes never the Peter forget it

Charlie for me Charlotte I want to tell

you something

this band meant a lot to your brother he

meant a lot to me now he's gone I miss

him I really do

I used to write letters you know from

the hospital but he never wrote back so

I gave up now I know why never and I

know that he can't be here so you've got

to do this for him you know this is what

you'd want

I never told him this I didn't need to

but I loved him I loved Charlie I really

did you know I want to feel like he's

he's really alive again here you can do

that for me for us anyway you know if I

heaven say shall I mean with that makeup

those trousers this shirt no shoes

there's gonna know you are dressed as a

man apart from you hey

that's my girl come on Charlotte

you better come to the ladies with us

yeah anyone got shoehorn yeah where does

that input my back

why'd you mean we wanted to pass to make

up feel government back

he did want well Simon where's the case

of the boss in my bag was of one Simon

he's a con artist yeah and you don't

understand all this wasn't his idea

it was ours we blackmailed him

he's got a bag with forty thousand quid

in it from ripping off all lidded please

just whipped up with a case of a buff

golfer excuse you make it useful Gangnam

you're a giant oh well I'm sorry but I

think this Georgia speed on your talk

abou I don't know where carry this fight

is gonna mark wonderful Gary spawn book

I used a blusher as well Turkey I didn't

think you'd mind Oh fine man right well

in the words of the Human League okay

ready

let's do it

you

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landscapes

i'm sanna gogo the passions I'm in love

with a German film star John Fox

underpass these were times peppered fans

who somewhat unkindly refer to as

one-hit wonders but who I would refer to

as band he knew how to get out while the

going was still good

before the mascara had started to run

and the extravagant white cuffs found

themselves in the ashtray of popular

music I have great pleasure in

introducing one such legendary combo to

you ladies and gentlemen playing live

for the first time in 15 years making a

little starburst please welcome the

Venus hunters

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one two

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I can't do this was tiny we were choking

on the fumes apocalypse disintegration

we

wrong

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with other thing

you shall

that great man

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-

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he will die

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I think my children Skyler I love the

interface to be an emphasis on my face

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it's the king

gone

and

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maybe sometime

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here

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you

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you will die

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some

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Natali

Norma mantids Venus countess 15 years on

their school exploding into a slobber

and here we have I believe Peter Burton

who played the keyboard with that soft

same band feedback on stage after 15

years tell me what was it like brilliant

and brilliant scintillating might not be

born again set free resurrected

resuscitated replenished by the spring

of live performance like a spiritual

orgasm my soul is flying through the air

like an amorphous glob of emotional

ejaculate heading for the egg of

happiness [ __ ] fantastic

well thank you so much then Peter pardon

there we are a man of many well-chosen

words leaving me little time to

introduce abandoned need no introduction

one man and two girls so much certainly

no longer working as waitresses in a

cocktail bar ladies and gentlemen the

Human League

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I'm John I'm a lesbian

so what mackerel John I yeah yeah they

all say that you've been lying to me

lysing not stupid I lose touch with the

outside world

I do not even go there I mean I know who

you are you do not shower it's almost

like your real name Victoria what got a

posh one are Spice Girl

I think you'll feel Victoria next e you

can't fool me

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you're my favorite

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we will stop drop will never be no no

maybe we're old star after all maybe I

was what are you gonna do now I don't

know a ball drops a little holiday so

I'll need this passport I'm a suitcase

please well I support that I allow it

some Atlantic yes my use it to Detective

Inspector hordes and they design knives

inside already

horrible is this been a mistake a

mistake I don't think so

no it was me I call 999 what does the

Fagin question has been recovered we've

got many more interesting things to talk

about another unfair exam we suck

here we go again but you should have

stuck with focusing maybe I should

market something

Simon

Devaraj yeah in prison will you reply to

the letter this time if you enclose a

stump to best envelope yeah I always did

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I

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once again our apologies for the picture

disturbance drawing commenting Venus we

hope isn't spoil your enjoyment of the

program too much

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you