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NOT THIS AGAIN. 13 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:40,108 RAY, YOU CHOSE THAT SIDE, YOU WANTED THAT SIDE, 14 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:44,212 YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW JUST SHUT UP IN IT. 15 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,347 - I NEVER SHOULD'VE TOOK THIS SIDE. 16 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,582 I WENT WITH MY CHILDHOOD INSTINCT, 17 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,651 I TOOK THE SIDE AWAY FROM THE DOOR 18 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:53,587 IN CASE THE BOGEYMAN COMES IN. 19 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,789 BOGEYMAN GETS YOU, 20 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:58,426 I'M IN MY SPACESHIP BY THEN. 21 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,797 - WHAT IF HE COMES IN THROUGH THE WINDOW? 22 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,111 - I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 23 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:23,384 HI, I'M RAY, 24 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,685 AND I LIVE HERE IN LONG ISLAND 25 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,387 WITH MY WIFE, DEBRA. 26 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,855 SHE'S GREAT WITH THE KIDS, 27 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,757 THE HOUSE, EVERYTHING. 28 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,692 OH, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT. 29 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,394 WE'VE GOT A DAUGHTER, ALLY, 30 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,830 AND TWIN TWO-YEAR-OLD BOYS. 31 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:39,133 IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT THE KIDS. 32 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:42,270 MY PARENTS LIVE ACROSS THE STREET. 33 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:43,604 THAT'S RIGHT, 34 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,540 AND MY BROTHER LIVES WITH THEM. 35 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:47,908 NOW, NOT EVERY FAMILY 36 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,743 WOULD GO BY ON A CONVEYER BELT FOR YOU, 37 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,645 BUT MINE WOULD, BECAUSE-- 38 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,747 - EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND. 39 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,516 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 40 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:01,755 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN. 41 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,358 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY-- AGAIN. 42 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,294 - YEAH, 'CAUSE, UH, 43 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,761 WE'VE MISSED YOU SINCE THIS MORNING. 44 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,697 - YEAH. [laughs] 45 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:12,466 - OKAY, BYE NOW. WE'LL SEE YOU. 46 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,302 - OH, HEY! 47 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,504 - ROBERT, LISTEN, EVERYBODY WAS JUST LEAVING 'CAUSE-- 48 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,506 - OH. HEY, IS THAT MEATLOAF? 49 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:19,807 - YEAH. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. 50 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,609 VERY DRY. WE'RE THROWING IT OUT. 51 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,744 - YEAH. 52 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,947 - IS--IS THAT A SPOT ON YOUR UNIFORM, ROBBIE? 53 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,349 - WHAT? OH, THIS? - YEAH. 54 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:29,783 - OH, NO, THAT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING 55 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,219 THAT THE LIEUTENANT PINNED 56 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,521 ON A PARTICULARLY DESERVING OFFICER 57 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,323 AT ROLL CALL THIS MORNING. 58 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:38,759 - WHAT DID YOU GET, LIKE, A CONDEMNATION? 59 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,361 - COMMENDATION, DAD. 60 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,396 - OOH, LET ME SEE! 61 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:43,597 - OKAY, GO EASY ON IT. 62 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:45,433 - OH-- WHAT'S IT FOR? 63 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,435 - PERFECT ATTENDANCE. 64 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,340 THREE YEARS IN A ROW. 65 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,275 - HEY, THAT'S, UH-- THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, ROBERT. 66 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:55,276 OKAY, BYE NOW. 67 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,645 - OH-- 68 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,314 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, ROBBIE. 69 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,250 - THAT'S MY BOY. 70 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:05,586 ALWAYS...THERE. 71 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,223 - HEY, RAY, LOOK AT THIS LETTER. 72 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,991 YOU'RE UP FOR SPORTSWRITER OF THE YEAR. 73 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,526 - HEY. 74 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,694 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 75 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:14,828 - YEAH, LOOK. 76 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,831 YOUR NEWSPAPER SUBMITTED YOU, AND YOU GOT NOMINATED. 77 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,000 - OH, RAYMOND, THAT'S MARVELOUS! 78 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,669 - I KNEW I WAS SUBMITTED TO THIS THING, 79 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,371 BUT I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. 80 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:28,309 - 1,095 DAYS OF PERFECT ATTENDANCE. 81 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,577 - LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, 82 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:30,978 AND THEY'RE GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER 83 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:31,979 AT AN AWARDS BANQUET. 84 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,481 WHOO! HOO HOO! 85 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:34,648 - I BET THEY GOT A BUFFET. 86 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:35,949 - YEAH. OH, HONEY! 87 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,918 I ALWAYS TOLD YOU YOU WERE A GREAT WRITER. 88 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,587 - WELL, DON'T GET EXCITED, ALL RIGHT, 89 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,788 'CAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO THIS THING. 90 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:41,989 - WHY NOT? 91 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,757 - IT'S JUST A STUPID, MEANINGLESS AWARD; 92 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:44,792 THAT'S ALL. 93 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,827 - WELL, CAN I STILL GO? 94 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,797 THEY GOT WHEELBARROWS FULL OF SHRIMP THERE. 95 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,532 - NOBODY'S GOING, OKAY? 96 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,033 THESE EVENTS ARE ALWAYS LAME. 97 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,902 - WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NEGATIVE? 98 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,537 - YEAH. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 99 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,706 YOU DON'T LIKE SHRIMP? 100 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,341 COME ON, MARIE. I'M HUNGRY. 101 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,009 - WELL, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 102 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:05,513 YOU'RE ALREADY THE WINNER IN THIS FAMILY. 103 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:06,780 COME ON, ROBBIE. 104 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,356 - BEST OF LUCK. 105 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,358 I HOPE IT ALL WORKS OUT FOR YOU. 106 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,563 - RAY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 107 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,064 THIS ISN'T A LAME EVENT. 108 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:28,802 THIS IS A BLACK TIE, PRESTIGIOUS, YOU KNOW, THING, 109 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,439 AND IF YOU WIN, IT COULD REALLY BE GOOD FOR YOUR CAREER. 110 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,774 - OH, COME ON. GOOD FOR MY CAREER? 111 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,444 NO, THE AWARDS MEAN NOTHING, ALL RIGHT? 112 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,380 THE BEST THING TO DO IS JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 113 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,514 - YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE. 114 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:43,751 - OF COURSE! 115 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,686 - BUT THIS IS SO FANTASTIC, RAY. 116 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:46,687 LOOK AT THIS. 117 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,622 "SPORTSWRITER OF THE YEAR." 118 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:51,692 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THIS IS GREAT JUST TO BE NOMINATED. 119 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,361 - "IT'S GREAT JUST TO BE NOMINATED." 120 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,028 THAT'S WHAT THE LOSER SAYS. 121 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,698 THAT'S--THAT'S THE TITLE OF THE LOSER HANDBOOK. 122 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,635 - HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF SOMETHING, RAY? 123 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,404 YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN THIS. 124 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:06,607 - DON'T--LOOK, DEBRA, DON'T MAKE ME WANT THIS. 125 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,908 - IT'S OKAY TO WANT THINGS, RAY. 126 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,943 - NO! NO, YOU'RE WRONG. 127 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,645 LOOK, RIGHT NOW, MY EXPECTATIONS 128 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,448 ARE RIGHT HERE, THIS HIGH. 129 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:17,451 WHEN I FALL FROM HERE, I SPRAIN AN ANKLE. 130 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,353 I LIMP AWAY. THAT'S ALL. 131 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:21,722 IF I FALL FROM WHERE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT-- 132 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,924 SPLAT! 133 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,826 I'M SPLAT THE LOSER. 134 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,028 "OH, HEY, ANY WORDS FOR US, SPLAT?" 135 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:32,633 "OH, OH, IT WAS GREAT JUST TO BE NOMINATED." 136 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,602 I DON'T KNOW. NO. 137 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:35,469 - FINE. ALL RIGHT, FINE. 138 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,837 WE WON'T GO. 139 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,472 GOD, RAYMOND, YOU'RE HOPELESS. 140 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:49,517 - YOU REALLY THINK I COULD WIN IT? 141 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,851 - HONEY, COME ON. 142 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,453 LOOK AT THE COMPETITION HERE, ALL RIGHT? 143 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:53,687 BILL SCHEFT. 144 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,923 HE'S ALREADY WON TWICE, SO HE'S FINISHED. 145 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,458 CHUCK HEATON'S BIG STORY THIS YEAR WAS 146 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,560 "TOO MUCH VIOLENCE IN BOXING." 147 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,595 THANKS FOR THE SCOOP, CHUCK. 148 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:04,998 I MEAN, YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT A HACK TED STANKOVICH IS, 149 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,901 BUT, YOU KNOW, MOST IMPORTANTLY, I KNOW YOU, RAY. 150 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:10,771 I KNOW YOUR WRITING, AND LISTEN, SWEETIE, 151 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:14,408 YOU ARE REALLY, REALLY GOOD. 152 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,176 YOU ARE. THERE IS NOBODY THAT'S BETTER THAN YOU, RAY. 153 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,879 YOU ARE SPORTSWRITER OF THE YEAR. 154 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,552 - YOU--YOU DID IT. 155 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,854 YOU MADE ME WANT IT! 156 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,465 - RAY, THIS IS SO GREAT. 157 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:40,000 OH, MY GOD, WE'RE OUT, WE'RE WITH ADULTS. 158 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,969 I DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ANYBODY'S MEAT, 159 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,571 YOU SMELL GOOD. 160 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,507 - THIS WAS A MISTAKE, YOU KNOW? 161 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,741 ALL THIS SMALL TALK WITH PEOPLE 162 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,042 WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT ME. 163 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,144 - OH. - IT'S TORTURE. 164 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:51,945 - [gasps] LOOK. 165 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,915 RAY, LOOK. THE SKATER, THE SKATER. 166 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,450 - EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU RAY BARONE? 167 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:57,685 - YEAH. 168 00:06:57,718 --> 00:07:00,220 - I'M KATARINA WITT. 169 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,790 - HI. 170 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,758 UH--WIFE. 171 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,927 - HI. DEBRA. I'M DEBRA. 172 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,029 OH, MY GOSH, IT IS SO GREAT TO MEET YOU. 173 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,898 WE ARE REALLY BIG FANS OF YOURS. 174 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,666 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 175 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,868 RAY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW MUCH I LOVED YOUR ARTICLE 176 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,804 ABOUT PROFESSIONALS IN THE OLYMPICS. 177 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,906 - OH, WOW. THANKS. THANKS. 178 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,107 - I THINK YOU'RE A VERY GOOD WRITER, 179 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,909 AND I'M SURE YOU'RE GOING TO WIN TONIGHT, 180 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,511 SO GOOD LUCK. 181 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:24,878 - WELL, THANK YOU. 182 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:28,516 SEE? TORTURE. 183 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,117 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 184 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,185 A BEAUTIFUL, FAMOUS SKATER HAS JUST TOLD YOU 185 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,921 HOW MUCH SHE LOVES YOUR WORK. 186 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,556 HOW CAN IT BE BETTER THAN THAT? 187 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:36,557 - I COULD BE SINGLE. 188 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,060 LOOK, OF COURSE SHE'S GOING TO SAY SHE LIKES MY WORK. 189 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,228 SHE'S A SKATER. 190 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,763 SHE'S DIZZY FROM ALL OF THAT SPINNING. 191 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,097 - YOU'RE RIGHT, RAY. 192 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,633 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. 193 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:46,634 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 194 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,635 IF YOU'LL ALL TAKE YOUR SEATS, 195 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,069 IT'S TIME TO BEGIN. 196 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,771 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GET SOME FRESH AIR. 197 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,105 I'M GOING TO JUST JUMP OUT THAT WINDOW. 198 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,007 - OH, SIT DOWN, YOU FREAK. 199 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,645 - HEY, RAY BARONE! 200 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:58,546 - MARV ALBERT. HI. 201 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,080 HONEY, COME HERE. THIS IS MARV ALBERT. 202 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,849 - "YES!" 203 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,554 - GEE, I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. 204 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:07,855 - THIS IS MY WIFE, DEBRA. 205 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,256 - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE MEETING YOU. 206 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:13,160 - CAKE THROWS OFF HER MEDICATIONS. 207 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:16,129 - WORD IS THAT YOU ARE THE ODDS-ON FAVORITE, 208 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,631 AND, YOU KNOW, PERSONALLY, 209 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,667 I'VE BEEN SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOURS OVER THE YEARS. 210 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,068 - OH, THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT. 211 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:21,902 - I'LL SEE YOU LATER. - THANKS. 212 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,237 - BEST OF LUCK TO YOU. - THANK YOU. 213 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,877 - MARV ALBERT THINKS I'M ON MEDICATION. 214 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:34,147 - ODDS-ON FAVORITE? 215 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,049 BIG FAN? 216 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,185 OH, MY GOD, I MIGHT HAVE A SHOT AT THIS. 217 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,287 - AND NOW, TO PRESENT THE AWARD 218 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,689 FOR SPORTSWRITER OF THE YEAR, 219 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:42,690 MR. MARV ALBERT. 220 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:47,661 [applause] 221 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,763 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 222 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,231 AND NOW, THE MAIN EVENT. 223 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:54,167 FOR THE FEDERATED PRESS ASSOCIATION'S 224 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,270 SPORTSWRITER OF THE YEAR, THE NOMINEES ARE-- 225 00:08:57,304 --> 00:09:01,709 TED STANKOVICH OF "THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE"-- 226 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:05,012 - HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK. 227 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,648 - BILL SCHEFT OF "THE BOSTON GLOBE"-- 228 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:11,084 - [gagging] 229 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,220 - I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE. 230 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,657 - CHUCK HEATON OF "THE CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER"-- 231 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,791 - [blows raspberry] 232 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,329 - AND RAY BARONE OF "NEW YORK NEWSDAY". 233 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,698 - WHOO! [whistles] 234 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:25,933 GO-- RAY, STOP. 235 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,334 DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR. 236 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,906 - AND THE WINNER IS-- 237 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:37,611 - [whimpers] 238 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,684 - LOOK, RAY, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE 239 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:44,918 THE BEST OF THIS, HONEY. 240 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,654 I MEAN, SOMETHING GOOD'S GOING TO COME FROM THIS. 241 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,655 YOU'LL SEE. 242 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,757 RAY, COME ON. 243 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,037 YOU KNOW, RAY, 244 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,840 YOU'RE SPORTSWRITER OF THE YEAR. 245 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,709 YOU KNOW, WHEN MOST PEOPLE WIN AN AWARD, 246 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:12,045 THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE PASSING A STONE. 247 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,847 - YEAH, WELL, YOU TRY LIFTING THIS THING. 248 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:16,249 - OH, OH, THE TROPHY'S TOO BIG. 249 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,686 IS THAT THE PROBLEM, RAY? 250 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,287 - I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST-- 251 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,823 IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 252 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,725 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH WINNING AN AWARD? 253 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,093 - IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 254 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,661 - BUT IT IS TRUE! 255 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,797 - THEN IT CAN'T BE THAT GOOD. 256 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,799 - YOU ARE SUCH A PESSIMIST! 257 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,433 - I'M NOT A PESSIMIST. - OH, NO? 258 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,203 YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SEEING THE GOOD IN ANYTHING. 259 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,004 WHAT IS THAT CALLED? 260 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,006 - A REALIST. 261 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,174 AND I CAN SEE THE GOOD IN A LOT OF THINGS, OKAY? 262 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,710 HOW ABOUT LAST YEAR WHEN WE WENT SKIING 263 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,244 AND I DIDN'T BREAK ANYTHING? 264 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:47,014 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SAT IN THE LODGE THE WHOLE TIME, 265 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:50,684 SAYING, "I DON'T WANT TO BREAK ANYTHING." 266 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:53,020 - I ENJOYED IT IN MY OWN WAY. 267 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,288 I LIKED THE HOT CHOCOLATE. 268 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,190 ALTHOUGH, I HEAR NOW THAT FAKE SWEETENER STUFF 269 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,191 WILL KILL YOU. 270 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,459 IT'S CRAZY. 271 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,394 - YEAH, YOU'RE NOT A PESSIMIST, HUH? 272 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,864 LISTEN, I KNOW HOW YOUR HEAD WORKS. 273 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,332 I'M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU. 274 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,702 LISTEN, YOU SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES INTO YOUR MIND 275 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,872 WHEN I SAY, FOR INSTANCE, UM-- 276 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,006 LOVE. 277 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:16,877 - WIFE? 278 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,879 - [snorts] 279 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,147 UH, NICE ANSWER, 280 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,882 BUT IT TOOK A LITTLE TOO LONG GETTING THERE. 281 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,350 I COULD TELL YOU THREW OUT, LIKE, 15 WORDS 282 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,185 BEFORE YOU GOT TO "WIFE." 283 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,720 - THEY ALL MEANT "WIFE." 284 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,057 - OKAY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK 285 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,491 BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, OKAY? 286 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,726 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT. 287 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,727 OKAY. DO IT AGAIN. 288 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,295 - OKAY. ICE CREAM. 289 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,230 - OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY "LOVE" AGAIN. 290 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,899 I WAS READY FOR "LOVE." 291 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,200 - NO, IT'S DIFFERENT WORDS, RAY. 292 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,334 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 293 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,335 ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. 294 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,837 - ICE CREAM. - FAT. 295 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,438 - SEE? RIGHT TO THE NEGATIVE. 296 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,439 ALL RIGHT. BEACH. 297 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,440 - SUNBURN. 298 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,742 - MARRIAGE. - COUNSELOR. 299 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,110 - BAD. - WORSE. 300 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,144 - STEAK. - STROKE. 301 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,080 - SEX. - TWINS. 302 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,315 - THINK I'VE PROVED MY POINT. 303 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,884 I'VE PROVED MY POINT. 304 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,352 - NO, THE TWINS ARE A POSITIVE, ALL RIGHT? 305 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,888 COME ON, HEY, MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE 306 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,255 WHO'S A LITTLE NEGATIVE AROUND HERE. 307 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,824 - OH, FACE IT, RAY, 308 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,859 YOU'RE A TOTAL PESSIMIST. 309 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,828 - ALL RIGHT, I'M A LITTLE PESSIMISTIC, 310 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,963 BUT I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL, OKAY? 311 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:14,234 I CAN BE OPTIMISTIC ANY TIME I WANT TO. 312 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,435 - YOU ARE SO CLASSIC. 313 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,170 YOU'RE IN TOTAL DENIAL. 314 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,106 I MEAN, LOOK. LOOK AT THIS. 315 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,474 HOW CAN YOU NOT ENJOY THIS? 316 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,876 - IT'S REALLY EASY. 317 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,477 - [sighs] 318 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,914 THIS IS NOT NORMAL, YOU KNOW THAT? 319 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,917 YOU REALLY HAVE A BIG PROBLEM. 320 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,253 - IT'S JUST I'M BEING CAREFUL, THAT'S ALL. 321 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:37,124 I--I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS JUST AN OCCASIONAL WORRIER. 322 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,159 YOU KNOW, LIKE A GUY COMES UP AND SAYS, "HELLO," 323 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,194 AND I'M THINKING, "HEY, IS THIS GUY GOING TO HIT ME?" 324 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,563 THAT KIND OF THING. 325 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,366 - DO YOU LIKE BEING THIS WAY? 326 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,535 - IT'S ALL I KNOW. 327 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,137 - YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. 328 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,505 YOU CAN GET BETTER. YOU CAN CHANGE. 329 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,807 BUT LISTEN-- 330 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,508 THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING 331 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,811 THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 332 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,950 - ALL RIGHT. 333 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,485 I'M RAY, AND I'M A PESSIMIST. 334 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,421 - HI, RAY. 335 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,397 - HEY, EVERYBODY, DADDY'S HOME. 336 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,399 - HI. - HEY. 337 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,400 - HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 338 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,870 - GREAT! JUST GREAT! 339 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,273 - GOOD. 340 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,941 - YEAH. - YEAH, OKAY. 341 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,342 WELL, DINNER'S ALMOST READY, SO-- 342 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,444 - OH, GREAT. GREAT. GREAT. GREAT. 343 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,445 WHAT ARE WE HAVING? 344 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,513 - JUST ASSORTED LEFTOVERS. 345 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,448 - GREAT! 346 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,449 I LIKE VARIETY. 347 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,851 - YEAH. 348 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,219 - HEY, SWEETIE. 349 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,521 [laughs] HEY. 350 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,292 - DADDY'S FACE IS WEIRD. 351 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,927 - YEAH. 352 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,528 GEE, SO, YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD, HUH? 353 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,964 - I'M IN A GREAT MOOD. 354 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,432 - WELL, RAY, I'M PROUD OF YOU. 355 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,267 YOU'RE REALLY BEING POSITIVE. 356 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,636 - YEAH. I'M TRYING. 357 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,338 ISN'T EASY, THOUGH, I'LL TELL YOU. 358 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:01,041 TODAY WAS ONE OF THE TOUGHEST DAYS OF MY LIFE. 359 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,109 - WHY? 360 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,314 - I GOT A PROMOTION. 361 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,982 - OH, MY GOD! 362 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,450 THAT'S WONDERFUL! 363 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,319 OH, SWEETIE! - YEAH. YEAH. 364 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,320 - CONGRATULATIONS! 365 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,289 - YEAH. IT'S A BIG-- 366 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,258 GOOD-- 367 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,660 THING. - YES! YES! 368 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,496 OH, SEE? THAT AWARD WAS GOOD, 369 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,999 AND SOMETHING GOOD CAME FROM THAT, TOO. 370 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,400 - RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. 371 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,902 I GOT TO ADMIT, I ALMOST HAD 372 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,338 SOME NEGATIVE THOUGHTS THERE, YOU KNOW? 373 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,440 I WAS TEMPTED TO THINK "PROMOTION-- 374 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,609 "MORE RESPONSIBILITY, INTENSE PRESSURE, 375 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:40,380 STOMACH ULCERS, HAIR LOSS, BLEEDING GUMS." 376 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,581 BUT I DIDN'T. 377 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,150 - [laughs nervously] - I DIDN'T. 378 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,085 I JUST PUSHED THOSE THOUGHTS RIGHT OUT OF MY MIND, 379 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,988 AND I THOUGHT, "EVERYTHING'S GREAT, 380 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:51,658 BECAUSE I'M COMING HOME TO MY FAMILY." 381 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,961 [banging and screaming] 382 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,534 OH--HUH. 383 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,503 - OH, RAY, THIS IS REALLY A HUGE STEP FOR YOU. 384 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,238 - IT IS. - YEAH. 385 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,541 - AND, YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH I GOT A PROMOTION, 386 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,643 I'M GOING TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. 387 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,980 I--AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT, 388 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,681 FORGET ABOUT THE LEFTOVERS. LET'S CELEBRATE. 389 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,116 LET'S ORDER IN, HUH? 390 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,150 - OH, GREAT! YEAH. 391 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,218 - AND I'LL GET MY PARENTS, 392 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,452 AND I'LL TELL THEM TO COME OVER. 393 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,253 - OH, RAY, DO YOU HAVE TO? 394 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,588 I MEAN, YOUR PARENTS ARE ALWAYS-- 395 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,323 - AH, AH, AH! 396 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,025 YOU'RE GOING TO TALK THE TALK, YOU WALK THE WALK. 397 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,659 - YEAH. - TCK, TCK, TCK, TCK! 398 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,528 - OKAY. 399 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:32,065 OH, GREAT. JUST GREAT. 400 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,038 - HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 401 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,539 "PELLAGRA." 402 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,242 "CHARACTERIZED BY SKIN ERUPTIONS, 403 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,045 "DIGESTIVE AND NERVOUS SYSTEM DISTURBANCES, 404 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:48,081 AND EVENTUAL MENTAL DETERIORATION." 405 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,450 - EWW. THAT'S DISGUSTING. 406 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,052 - YOU WANT ME TO KEEP GOING? 407 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,454 - COUPLE MORE. 408 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,990 - OOH. "IMPETIGO." 409 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,560 - HEY. HEY, EVERYBODY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 410 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,629 - UH, JUST READING UP ON DISEASES. 411 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,764 YOU GOT NO IDEA WHAT'S OUT THERE. 412 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,000 - WE HEARD YOU WON YOUR AWARD THING. 413 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,369 OH, THAT'S VERY NICE, RAY. 414 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,138 - YEAH, ACTUALLY IT WAS GREAT. 415 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,672 YOU KNOW HOW I THOUGHT-- I DIDN'T THINK 416 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,108 THE DINNER WAS GOING TO BE A BIG DEAL? 417 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,043 IT KIND OF WAS. 418 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,179 YEAH, I MET KATARINA WITT AND MARV ALBERT. 419 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,780 - WAS DIMAGGIO THERE? 420 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,349 - NO. NO, DAD. 421 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,484 - OH. 422 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,520 WELL, AT LEAST YOU MADE THE SPORTSWRITER HALL OF FAME. 423 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,323 - WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S SPORTSWRITER OF THE YEAR. 424 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,692 - OH. JUST THE YEAR. 425 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,496 - THAT'S WONDERFUL, DEAR. 426 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,198 HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN? 427 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,100 - I GOT A TROPHY, MA. 428 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,734 BIG--BIG TROPHY. - OH? 429 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,170 - OH. - NO CASH? 430 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,637 - NO. NO, NO. JUST THE TROPHY. 431 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,539 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, BECAUSE OF THAT TROPHY-- 432 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,408 - OH, THAT'S NICE. YOU GOT A NICE TROPHY. 433 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,343 A NICE GOLD TROPHY. 434 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,346 - WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S SILVER, MA. 435 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:57,450 - WELL, I THOUGHT SILVER WAS FOR SECOND PLACE. 436 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,219 WELL, I'M SURE IT'S A VERY NICE TROPHY. 437 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,154 - YEAH, YOU-- 438 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,190 YOU BUST YOUR ASS ALL YEAR LONG. 439 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,093 AT LEAST THEY COULD THROW YOU A FEW DOLLARS. 440 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,730 - DAD, IT'S JUST-- IT'S MORE OF A PRESTIGE THING. 441 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,265 - YEAH? 442 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,700 TAKE THE PRESTIGE THING TO THE MARKET 443 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,136 AND SEE HOW MANY EGGS YOU BRING HOME. 444 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,341 - HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 445 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,342 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 446 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,411 - I TOOK A SICK DAY. 447 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,846 - WHAT--WHAT ABOUT YOUR PERFECT ATTENDANCE? 448 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,216 - WHAT, LIKE I NEED ANOTHER LITTLE PIN? 449 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,220 WELL, I HEAR YOU WON THE AWARD LAST NIGHT. 450 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,323 - YEAH, YEAH, I DID, AND--AND IT WAS GREAT. 451 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,125 AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS ABOUT IT. 452 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,492 I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT. 453 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,628 I THOUGHT SOMETHING BAD WAS GOING TO HAPPEN FROM THIS, 454 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,764 BUT, UH--YOU KNOW WHAT, I GOT A PROMOTION TODAY. 455 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,399 - PROMOTION? - PROMOTION? 456 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,201 - GEE, WHAT A SHOCK. 457 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,737 - THEY MAKE YOU EDITOR? 458 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,272 - NO, DAD. 459 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,840 - WHY NOT? 460 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,576 - I'M HEAD OF SPORTS FEATURES. 461 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,711 AND THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 462 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,348 YOU KNOW, MOST PEOPLE THINK AN AWARD AND A PROMOTION 463 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,782 ARE GOOD THINGS. 464 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,417 I ENJOY MY WORK, 465 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,387 AND I'M GLAD TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR IT, OKAY? 466 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,888 AND I DON'T--I'M GOING TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK 467 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,790 AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT. 468 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,294 - WELL, I MUST SAY, RAY, 469 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,430 THIS IS A SIDE OF YOU THAT'S NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE. 470 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,401 - WHAT? - NOBODY LIKES A BRAGGER. 471 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,637 WHAT ARE YOU, GOING UPTOWN ON US? 472 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,507 - YOU'RE REALLY BEGINNING TO GET A SWELLED HEAD. 473 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,743 WE DIDN'T BRING YOU UP THAT WAY. 474 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,180 - I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T-- 475 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,647 YOU KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT I WAS-- 476 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,849 OH, NO, WAIT A MINUTE! 477 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,218 WHAT? WHAT? 478 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,253 WHAT AM I APOLOGIZING FOR? 479 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,189 LOOK, ALL I'M DOING IS BEING HAPPY! 480 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,723 YOU KNOW, MAYBE EVERYBODY AROUND HERE 481 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,891 WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT HAPPIER 482 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,326 IF YOU TRIED TO SEE THE GOOD IN THINGS 483 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:50,597 INSTEAD OF-- YOU JUST BEAT EVERYTHING DOWN! 484 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,432 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT US FOR? 485 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,134 IS THIS HOW YOU'RE GOING TO HANDLE THE NEW JOB? 486 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,513 - I GOT AN AWARD, ALL RIGHT? 487 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,848 THAT'S, YOU KNOW, THAT'S GOOD. 488 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,351 I GOT A PROMOTION, TOO. THAT'S--THAT'S GOOD. 489 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,885 THERE'S NO BAD HERE. THERE'S NO BAD-- 490 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,487 THEY DON'T PROMOTE YOU IF YOU'RE BAD. 491 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,689 IF I WAS A PESSIMIST LIKE THEM, 492 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,226 I WOULD THINK IT'S BAD, BUT I AM AN OPTIMIST NOW. 493 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,294 I FEEL GOOD ALL THE TIME. 494 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,762 OH, LOOK, IT'S RAINING. 495 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,698 OH, THAT'S--THAT'S GOOD FOR THE GARDEN, ISN'T IT? 496 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,469 - WHY DO PEOPLE WHO CONVERT 497 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,639 TRY TO DRAG EVERYONE ALONG WITH THEM? 498 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,817 - IT'S RAINING? 499 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,220 - IT'S RAINING. 500 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,855 BUT IT'S GOOD FOR THE GARDEN. 501 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,492 - OH, HONEY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET YOU GO OVER THERE. 502 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,426 I KNEW YOU WEREN'T READY. 503 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,228 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - OH, MY GOD. 504 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,530 - NO, TWO STEPS FORWARD, ONE STEP BACK. 505 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,898 - YEAH. 506 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,336 - WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 507 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,373 - OH, I THINK I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS, RAY. 508 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,741 - YEAH? - YEAH. 509 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,610 YOUR EDITOR CALLED. 510 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,744 THERE'S THIS RACE, 511 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,980 AND THERE'S A GIRL FROM LONG ISLAND, 512 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:17,250 A 13-YEAR-OLD WHO'S GOING TO BE COMPETING IN IT, 513 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:20,587 AND HE WANTS HIS NEW HEAD OF SPORTS FEATURES 514 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,555 TO COVER IT. 515 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,023 - YEAH? 516 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,892 - IT'S THE IDITAROD, RAY. 517 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,627 IT'S IN ALASKA. 518 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,932 - OH. 519 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,703 - ARE YOU OKAY? 520 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:42,375 - THAT'S A TWO-WEEK DOGSLED RACE IN 35-BELOW WEATHER. 521 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,777 STANKOVICH COVERED THAT LAST YEAR AND LOST A TOE. 522 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,313 - OH, MY GOD. 523 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:49,582 I'M SORRY. IT JUST SOUNDS TERRIBLE. 524 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:54,754 - YEAH, IT IS. IT IS. 525 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:55,822 - THEN WHY ARE YOU SMILING? 526 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,857 THIS ISN'T EXACTLY GOOD NEWS. 527 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:58,758 - NOT EXACTLY GOOD NEWS? 528 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,028 HONEY, THIS IS HORRIBLE! 529 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,730 I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. 530 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,831 - THEN WHY AREN'T YOU UPSET? 531 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,066 - BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT! 532 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,902 OH, GOD, I WAS RIGHT! 533 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,971 I WAS WALKING AROUND ALL DAY PRETENDING THERE WASN'T 534 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,540 GOING TO BE ANY BAD NEWS, 535 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,775 BUT HERE IT IS, BAD NEWS! 536 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,410 HELLO, OLD FRIEND. 537 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,711 - RAY, RAY, COME ON, HONEY, 538 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:19,912 YOU'RE FALLING OFF THE WAGON. 539 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,314 - NO, NO. - DON'T DO IT. COME ON. 540 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,382 SWEETIE-- - NO, NO, NO! 541 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,317 I AM A PESSIMIST! THAT'S WHO I AM! 542 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,553 IT'S IN MY BLOOD! 543 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,087 THIS IS WHERE I FEEL COMFORTABLE! 544 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,923 OH, I'M BACK! I'M BACK! 545 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,825 - YOU KNOW, RAY, YOU ARE JUST SICK! 546 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,661 YOU'RE NOT HAPPY UNLESS YOU'RE MISERABLE! 547 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,963 - BINGO! 548 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,665 COME ON. 549 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,467 COME ON, LET'S GO HAVE SOME CRUMMY LEFTOVERS, 550 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,902 AND THEN AFTER DINNER, WE'LL JUST SIT LIKE LUMPS, 551 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,871 AND WE'LL WATCH A STUPID VIDEO. 552 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,773 - YEAH, WELL, THE KIDS BROKE THE V.C.R. 553 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,375 - HA HA! 554 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,685 - YEAH, HONEY. 555 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,086 AH, AS MISERABLE AS IT SOUNDED, 556 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,755 IT'S EVEN WORSE! 557 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,792 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU IN A WEEK AND A HALF. 558 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,860 YEAH, I STILL GOT MY TOES. 559 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,662 OKAY, BYE. 560 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:10,797 I LOVE YOU TOO. 561 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,732 [kissing] 562 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,101 [muffled] OH, HONEY, DON'T HANG UP! 563 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,103 DON'T HANG UP! 564 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:20,940 MY LIPS ARE STUCK TO THE PHONE! 565 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,442 HELLO? 566 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,613 I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 36698

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