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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,276 - HEY, THANKS FOR THAT INTERVIEW, CLARK. 2 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:10,478 - YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 3 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,613 OH, EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE CHANGE FOR THE PHONE? 4 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:15,216 - SURE, YEAH. 5 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:16,484 DO YOU NEED ME TO BREAK A MILLION? 6 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:19,120 - COME ON. WHAT'S WITH YOU REPORTERS 7 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:21,455 ALWAYS GETTING ON ME ABOUT MY SALARY? 8 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:23,591 - HEH! THAT'S FUNNY, 9 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:26,727 CALLING SEVEN MILLION A SALARY. 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,529 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU MAKE? 11 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:32,566 - WHY, THAT'S KIND OF PERSONAL. 12 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,535 - EXACTLY. 13 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,270 - YEAH, BUT WHAT YOU MAKE IS NEWS, 14 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:40,541 BECAUSE IT'S SO-- GIGANTIC. 15 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,575 - ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU MAKE, REALLY, 16 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,811 ABOUT SAY 50 A YEAR? 17 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,679 - YEAH, ABOUT THAT. - WELL, OKAY. 18 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,716 THAT'S TWO COLUMNS A WEEK, ABOUT EIGHT COLUMNS A MONTH, 19 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,684 ABOUT $500 A COLUMN. 20 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,086 - IT IS? 21 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,387 - YEAH, IT'S A BUCK A WORD. 22 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:56,424 FOR EVERY LITTLE WORD LIKE "THE" AND "A," 23 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,193 IF YOU HIT THE LETTER "A," IT'S A BUCK. 24 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,598 - I GUESS--I GUESS I'M DOING ALL RIGHT THEN. 25 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,467 - YOU SEE? - YEAH. 26 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:09,170 - OH, CAN I BORROW A QUARTER FOR THE PHONE? 27 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:13,341 - HERE. TAKE TWO. 28 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,179 HI, I'M RAY, 29 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,280 AND I LIVE HERE IN LONG ISLAND 30 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:21,115 WITH MY WIFE, DEBRA. 31 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,183 SHE'S GREAT WITH THE KIDS, 32 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:24,352 THE HOUSE, EVERYTHING. 33 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,254 OH, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT. 34 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,888 WE'VE GOT A DAUGHTER, ALLY, 35 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:31,392 AND TWIN TWO-YEAR-OLD BOYS. 36 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,627 IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT THE KIDS. 37 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:36,797 MY PARENTS LIVE ACROSS THE STREET. 38 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,199 THAT'S RIGHT, 39 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:41,335 AND MY BROTHER LIVES WITH THEM. 40 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:42,503 NOW, NOT EVERY FAMILY 41 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,405 WOULD GO BY ON A CONVEYER BELT FOR YOU, 42 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,174 BUT MINE WOULD, BECAUSE-- 43 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,576 - EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND. 44 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,711 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 45 00:01:58,519 --> 00:01:59,487 HEY. 46 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,688 - HEY, WANT SOME SANDWICH? 47 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,190 - HEY! 48 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,491 - NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. 49 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:04,692 LISTEN, MA, I NEED CONSTRUCTION PAPER. 50 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,560 ALLY'S MAKING VALENTINES FOR SCHOOL. 51 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,829 - OH, I USED TO LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY. 52 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,199 THEN I MET YOUR FATHER. 53 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,634 - I USED TO LOVE EVERY DAY. 54 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,538 - ANYBODY SEE TODAY'S PAPER? 55 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:18,939 - WHY? WHAT'S UP? 56 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,408 - I'M IN IT. 57 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,946 - "LARGE MALE SEEKS ANY WOMAN." 58 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,282 - THEY DISCONTINUED MY AD. 59 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,417 AND I HAPPEN TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW, 60 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,252 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 61 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,286 IT'S IN THE METRO SECTION. 62 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,354 - OOH, LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE. 63 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,789 [chuckles] OH, HERE YOU ARE! 64 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:36,790 - AND DO YOU SEE WHO'S AT THE OTHER END 65 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,926 OF THOSE HANDCUFFS? 66 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:42,463 - MY GOD--LEON. 67 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,465 [chuckling] LOOK, FRANK. 68 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,767 YOUR FRIEND LEON. 69 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,336 - YOU ARRESTED LEON? 70 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,903 MY LEON? 71 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,573 - TECHNICALLY NOW, THE STATE OF NEW YORK'S LEON. 72 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,642 - I'VE KNOWN THIS GUY 40 YEARS. 73 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,410 SINCE WHEN IS IT A CRIME TO SELL MERCHANDISE 74 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,746 AT FAR BELOW WHOLESALE PRICES? 75 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,448 - YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIS WAREHOUSE. 76 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,350 FAKE DESIGNER LUGGAGE, IMITATION JEWELRY. 77 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,951 MACINTUSH COMPUTERS. 78 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,220 [Robert and Marie laughing] 79 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:07,955 - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 80 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:10,591 DIDN'T YOU BUY MY ENGAGEMENT RING FROM LEON? 81 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:11,759 - RELAX. 82 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,761 HE ASSURED ME IT'S A ONE OF A KIND 83 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,229 FLAWLESS DIAMOND. 84 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,230 - THAT'S A FAKE. 85 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,698 - IT'S A FAKE? 86 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,700 - HEY, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT'S A FAKE? 87 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,535 - WELL, BECAUSE I HAVE 300 MORE EXACTLY LIKE 'EM 88 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,837 DOWN AT THE STATION. 89 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,573 - I WANT ANOTHER RING, FRANK. 90 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,241 - YOU LIVE 40 YEARS WITH THAT ONE. 91 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,510 YOU CAN LIVE ANOTHER TEN. 92 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:32,780 - I DON'T THINK SO, FRANK. 93 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:34,248 I'M GOING SHOPPING. 94 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:36,850 YOU'LL BE AMAZED AT YOUR GENEROSITY. 95 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,786 - OH, MY GOD. 96 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,521 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 97 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,655 - WHAT, WHAT? 98 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,891 - DEBRA'S RING IS FROM LEON TOO. 99 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,326 - YOU WENT TO LEON? 100 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,695 - I LISTENED TO HIM! 101 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,430 I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET MORE FOR MY MONEY. 102 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:50,664 I WANTED TO GET DEBRA A RING 103 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,400 THAT SHE COULD SHOW HER MOTHER. 104 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,902 AND LEON THREW IN A SET OF GOLF CLUBS. 105 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,638 - I GOT SNOW TIRES. 106 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,473 - OH, WHAT DID I DO? 107 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:00,674 I CAN'T HAVE DEBRA THINKING I DIDN'T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT HER 108 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,276 TO GO TO A REAL JEWELER. 109 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,811 SHE'S WEARING GLASS! 110 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:04,878 - IT'S NOT GLASS. 111 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,481 IT'S GLASSETTE. 112 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,982 - I GOT TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT. 113 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,851 I GOT TO--I GOT TO REPLACE HER STONE WITH ANOTHER ONE. 114 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,653 A REAL ONE. 115 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:13,787 I'LL SPEND 1,000 BUCKS IF I HAVE TO, THAT'S ALL. 116 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:14,888 2,000 BUCKS. 117 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,024 - 2,000 BUCKS FOR A DIAMOND? 118 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,726 HEY, I KNOW ANOTHER GUY. 119 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,994 - NO MORE GUYS! 120 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,596 - LOOK, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TELL YOUR WIFE 121 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,432 YOU PURCHASED HER DISCOUNT ENGAGEMENT RING 122 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,467 FROM A CROOK, THAT'S ALL. 123 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,801 - I CAN'T LET HER FIND OUT. 124 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:30,671 SHE'S GOING TO THINK I'M A SLIMEBALL. 125 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,506 I'LL HAVE TO STEAL IT FROM HER. 126 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:41,915 HEY. 127 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:42,916 HERE YOU GO. 128 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,318 - OH, GOOD. 129 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,519 - THANK YOU, DADDY. 130 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:48,389 - HEY, LOOK AT ALL THESE VALENTINES, HUH? 131 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,657 WHERE'S DADDY'S? 132 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,959 - YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURS FROM MOMMY. 133 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,061 - I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET MINE FROM MOMMY FOR-- 134 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,730 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 135 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,099 I GOT YOUR VALENTINE RIGHT HERE. 136 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,001 MMM. I LOVE YOU. 137 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,536 - I LOVE YOU? - MM-HMM. 138 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:05,706 - A LITTLE WINE WITH LUNCH TODAY? 139 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,841 - WELL, TOMORROW'S VALENTINE'S DAY. 140 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,643 HEY, SWEETIE, DID YOU KNOW THAT DADDY ASKED ME 141 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,812 TO MARRY HIM ON VALENTINE'S DAY? 142 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,847 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 143 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,516 - WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, 144 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:17,117 BUT I SAID "YES" ANYWAY. 145 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,652 [chuckles] 146 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:21,689 I LOVE YOUR DADDY VERY MUCH. 147 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,056 MM-HMM! 148 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,762 - AND I LOVE MOMMY. 149 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,831 - [knocking] 150 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:31,999 HEY. 151 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:35,135 - HEY, HEY, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 152 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,737 WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 153 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:37,771 - DID YOU GET THE RING YET? 154 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:40,408 - NO, SHE NEVER TAKES IT OFF. 155 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,910 I'M GOING TO NEED A BONE SAW. 156 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,678 LISTEN, JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT? 157 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:45,846 NOTHING. 158 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,648 - YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, RAYMOND. 159 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,952 HEY, DEBRA, LOOK, I, UH, 160 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:53,687 I HAVE TO ASK YOUR ADVICE ON SOMETHING. 161 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,055 - SURE, ROBERT. 162 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,457 - WELL, I'VE BEEN OUT WITH AMY ON FOUR DATES NOW, 163 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,492 AND AM I OBLIGATED 164 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,528 TO GET HER SOMETHING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? 165 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,430 - OH, WELL, I MEAN, IF IT HELPS YOU, 166 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,131 SHE'S GETTING YOU SOMETHING. 167 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:07,601 - THAT DOESN'T HELP ME. - NO. 168 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,902 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER FAVORITE COLOR IS? 169 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:09,937 - IT'S GREEN, I THINK, YEAH. 170 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,104 - GREEN, OKAY, GOOD. 171 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,740 WHAT DOES SHE WEIGH? 172 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,910 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 173 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:19,580 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? MOST WOMEN LIKE JEWELRY. 174 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,115 - YEAH, JEWELRY'S A GREAT GIFT. 175 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:24,685 ISN'T IT, RAYMOND? 176 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,588 - YEAH, YOU REALLY CAN'T GO WRONG WITH JEWELRY. 177 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,491 HEY, ALLY, LET'S GET SOME ENVELOPES FOR THESE, OKAY. 178 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,562 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JEWELRY FOR? 179 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,701 - SHE BROUGHT IT UP. 180 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,547 - [whispers] DEBRA. 181 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,652 HONEY. 182 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,759 HAVE YOU BEEN GAINING WEIGHT? 183 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:18,706 [clears throat] 184 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:51,805 [clears throat] 185 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,282 [groans softly] 186 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,703 OH! 187 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,036 HI. 188 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:09,109 WANT TO PLAY BAKER IN THE MINESHAFT? 189 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,716 - OKAY. 190 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,217 BUT I GET TO BE THE BAKER THIS TIME. 191 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,790 [mouthing] 192 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,366 - MORNING. 193 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,435 - MORNING. 194 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,237 HEY, THAT WAS FUN LAST NIGHT. 195 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,372 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 196 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,777 - YOU WERE VERY ROMANTIC, RAY. 197 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,814 I LOVE THE WAY YOU KEPT HOLDING MY HAND. 198 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,317 - YEAH, WELL, IT'S-- 199 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,719 IT'S THE WAY I DO IT. 200 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,410 - RAY. 201 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,445 - [grunting] 202 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,348 WHAT? WHAT? 203 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,216 - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 204 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,385 - HA, HA, YEAH. 205 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,755 YEAH, YEAH. 206 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,122 YOU TOO. 207 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,781 - CAN YOU HAND ME A TOWEL, RAY? 208 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:57,517 [loud thumps] 209 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,352 [crash] 210 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,189 [clatter] 211 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,859 RAY? 212 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:13,433 [knock on door] 213 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,071 AMY! HI. 214 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,239 HELP ME LOOK. 215 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,841 - I JUST CAME BY-- WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 216 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,143 - MY ENGAGEMENT RING. 217 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,545 - I MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST PERSON TO HELP. 218 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,849 I'VE SPENT THE LAST TEN YEARS LOOKING FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING. 219 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,986 - IT COULDN'T HAVE JUST DISAPPEARED. 220 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,554 I MEAN, HOW-- 221 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,889 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 222 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:39,326 IT'LL BE THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK. 223 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,028 - OF COURSE IT'LL BE THE LAST PLACE I LOOK, 224 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,129 BECAUSE ONCE I FIND IT, 225 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,431 I WON'T HAVE TO LOOK FOR IT ANYMORE! 226 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,399 I'M SORRY. I'M JUST A LITTLE-- 227 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,036 - BITCHY? - YEAH, THAT. 228 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,242 MAYBE I'LL DO THE KITCHEN AGAIN. 229 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,977 [knock on door] 230 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,815 - SAW YOUR CAR. 231 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,223 - THOUGHT I'D SAY HI TO DEBRA BEFORE OUR DATE. 232 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,092 - HEY, DEBRA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 233 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,961 - SHE CAN'T FIND HER RING. 234 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,864 - OH? 235 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,933 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 236 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,135 - HERE. 237 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,371 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 238 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,078 - THANK YOU. 239 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,553 - IT'S A TIE. 240 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,291 SEE THE PATTERN? 241 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,159 I PICKED IT OUT JUST FOR YOU: 242 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:49,930 LITTLE GUNS. 243 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:54,935 - SMITH & WESSON 686 WITH A 2-POUND TRIGGER PULL. 244 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:58,305 STANDARD POLICE ISSUE. 245 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,240 I LOVE IT. 246 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,915 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 247 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,083 ALL RIGHT, AND HERE-- 248 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,318 THAT'S FOR YOU. 249 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,954 - OH, ROBERT! 250 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,223 LOOK, DEBRA, ROBERT GOT ME SOMETHING. 251 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,590 - YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU. 252 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:18,992 LISTEN, IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME, 253 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,329 I WILL BE IN THE DEN PULLING UP CARPETING. 254 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,563 - HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 255 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,266 - OH, MY. 256 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,400 - SURPRISE! 257 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,069 IT'S AN IGUANA. 258 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,273 - YOU KNOW, WITH AN IGUANA, 259 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:37,144 YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO SAY "SURPRISE." 260 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,546 - WELL, DEBRA TOLD ME THAT GREEN WAS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR. 261 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,248 AND YOU KNOW, THE IGUANAS ARE THE MOST LOYAL 262 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,449 OF ALL THE REPTILES. 263 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,084 AND, UH, CHECK HIM OUT, SEE? 264 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,352 - AH! 265 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,586 - LOVELY, LOVELY GUY. 266 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,956 HE'S VERY, VERY, VERY DOCILE. 267 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,924 - DID YOU FIND MY RING? 268 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,626 OH, JUST A LIZARD. 269 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,302 - HONEY. 270 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,570 DEBRA. 271 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,047 - RAY? 272 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,486 - HI. 273 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,553 THERE YOU GO. 274 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,689 HAPPY--YOU KNOW. 275 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,257 - [sobs] 276 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,493 OH, THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL, RAY. 277 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,528 - I CRIED TOO. 278 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,666 ROSES ARE TWICE AS MUCH ON VALENTINE'S DAY. 279 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,237 - LISTEN, RAY. 280 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:42,442 I HAVE, UH, SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 281 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:46,113 WELL, I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE, BUT I-- 282 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,714 I THINK I'VE LOST MY ENGAGEMENT RING. 283 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:51,151 [sobs] 284 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:55,088 - AW, AW. 285 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,356 AW, ALL RIGHT. 286 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,724 ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY. 287 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,027 I'M SURE IT'LL TURN UP, HUH? 288 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,763 DID YOU LOOK IN THE SOFA? 289 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,199 - I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA FIND IT. 290 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,101 OH, GOD, I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN ONE DAY. 291 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,369 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY. 292 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,138 - NO, LISTEN, RAY. 293 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:18,245 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE TO YOU. 294 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:22,215 RIGHT AFTER WE GOT ENGAGED, 295 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:25,385 I HAD THE ORIGINAL STONE REPLACED. 296 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,333 - WHAT? 297 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,705 - HONEY, WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU, 298 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,041 I WAS SO HAPPY, BELIEVE ME. 299 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:51,178 BUT THAT DIAMOND, 300 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:54,247 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I-- 301 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,416 I KNEW YOU GOT THE BEST STONE YOU COULD AFFORD, 302 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,617 BLESS YOUR HEART. 303 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,154 BUT, WELL, LIKE, YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS 304 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,423 WEREN'T THAT CRAZY ABOUT YOU TO BEGIN WITH, 305 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:07,227 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW 'EM THAT STONE. 306 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,631 - I UNDERSTAND. 307 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,139 - YOU KNOW MY GRANDMOTHER ABBY? 308 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,573 SHE'D GIVEN ME HER RING YEARS BEFORE, 309 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:24,344 SO I PUT THAT STONE IN YOUR SETTING AND-- 310 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,079 [sobs] 311 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,315 - DO YOU REMEMBER HOW MUCH IT WAS WORTH? 312 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,851 JUST BALLPARK? 313 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,853 - OH, SWEETIE, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 314 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:38,391 - HOW IMPORTANT IS IT NOT? 315 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,826 - WHAT? 316 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:43,330 - HOW MUCH WAS OLD ABBY'S STONE WORTH? 317 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,532 - $15,000. 318 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,851 I COULD JUST KILL MYSELF, RAY! 319 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,520 - THIS COULD BE A MURDER-SUICIDE. 320 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,657 - I GOT TO KEEP LOOKING FOR IT. 321 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,559 - YEAH, YOU-- NO, NO, NO. 322 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,460 NO, NO, NO, STOP LOOKING. 323 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,861 STOP LOOKING. 324 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,729 LISTEN, WE HAVE TO BE REALISTIC, OKAY? 325 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,165 THE RING IS GONE. 326 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,700 IT'S GONE. 327 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,370 ALL RIGHT? LISTEN. 328 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,472 ALL RIGHT, YOU MADE A MISTAKE, THAT'S ALL. 329 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,474 EVERYBODY MAKES A MISTAKE. 330 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,742 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE LUCKY. 331 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,311 'CAUSE--'CAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED TO A GUY 332 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,146 WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THOSE THINGS. 333 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,482 - OH! - DON'T LIFT THAT CUSHION! 334 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:39,118 STOP TORTURING YOURSELF! 335 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,355 IT'S GONE, THAT'S ALL. 336 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,325 LOOK. 337 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,361 YOU KNOW WHAT WE BOTH COULD USE RIGHT NOW? 338 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,796 PIE. 339 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,567 LET'S HAVE A LITTLE PIE WITH-- 340 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,868 - OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 341 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:59,606 I GOT TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS. 342 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,274 - OKAY. YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S IN THE-- 343 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,775 OH, MY GOD! YOU FOUND IT! 344 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,910 OH, MY GOD! 345 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,178 GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! 346 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,447 GIVE IT TO ME! OH, GOD, OH! 347 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,649 OH! OH, RAY! 348 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:10,650 - YEAH. 349 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,651 - [laughing] - YEAH. 350 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:15,922 OH, WHAT A HAPPY MOMENT NOW. 351 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,824 - OH, SWEETIE, OH, COME HERE. 352 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,392 COME HERE! OH, LISTEN-- 353 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,494 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU FIRST GAVE ME THIS RING, 354 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,830 I JUST KNEW WE WERE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER. 355 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,298 - KEEP THAT IN MIND. 356 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,567 - HERE. 357 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,836 YOU PUT IT ON ME, OKAY? 358 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,638 GO ON, PUT IT ON ME. 359 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,874 OH, MY GOD! 360 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,175 - THERE YOU GO. 361 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,861 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 362 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,003 - I, UH, 363 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,438 MEANT WELL. 364 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,010 - YOU CHANGED THE STONE IN MY RING. 365 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,813 WHERE IS MY GRANDMOTHER'S DIAMOND? 366 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,384 - JUST LIKE GRANDMA. 367 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,287 GONE. 368 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,688 - YOU THREW IT OUT? 369 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,524 - I-I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT WAS A $15,000 DIAMOND. 370 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:28,428 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PIECE OF JUNK. 371 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,664 - SO YOU KNEW THAT THE FIRST RING YOU BOUGHT ME 372 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,333 WAS A PIECE OF JUNK? 373 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:37,370 - I WAS TRYING TO GET YOU MORE FOR YOUR MONEY, THAT'S ALL. 374 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,671 THIS IS YOUR FAULT ANYWAY! 375 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:39,672 - MY FAULT? 376 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,274 - THAT'S RIGHT! 377 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,775 IF YOU HAD JUST BEEN HONEST ENOUGH TO TELL ME 378 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,377 THAT YOU'D CHANGED IT, 379 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,679 THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO STEAL IT FROM YOU. 380 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,281 - YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE A GREAT THIEF, RAY. 381 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,917 YOU JUST THREW OUT $15,000. 382 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,320 WHO'D YOU GET THIS STONE FROM, LEON? 383 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,556 - HOW-- 384 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,492 DARE YOU! 385 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:00,860 HUH? 386 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,429 - HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 387 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,297 - 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO FIX THE WHOLE THING! 388 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,433 - WHY, AFTER EIGHT YEARS, DO YOU TRY TO FIX IT NOW? 389 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,336 - BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, HUH? 390 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,404 WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT EIGHT YEARS AGO? 391 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,406 - BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! 392 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,775 - MOMMY, DADDY. 393 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:16,976 - HONEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 394 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,911 GETTING READY FOR BED NOW, SWEETIE. 395 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,914 - LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY BACKPACK. 396 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,316 - WHAT IS IT? 397 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:27,454 - A VALENTINE. 398 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,821 KENNY GAVE IT TO ME. 399 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,923 - OH. 400 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,326 THAT'S REALLY SWEET, HONEY. 401 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,728 - IT'S STUCK WITH GUM. 402 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:39,532 - KENNY BLEW A BIG BUBBLE AND PUT IT IN THERE FOR ME. 403 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:42,034 both: AH. 404 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,504 - HE MUST REALLY LIKE ME. 405 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,606 - YEAH, THAT'S SWEET. 406 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,107 LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO UP AND GET READY FOR BED, 407 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,942 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE, OKAY? 408 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,652 HA, WOW. 409 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,053 LOOK AT THAT. 410 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,690 A WAD OF GUM ON A PIECE OF PAPER. 411 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,025 - YEAH. 412 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,660 CHEAP BASTARD. 413 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,575 [clattering] 414 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,477 [cat yowls] 415 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:30,082 [clanking, clattering continues] 416 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:33,820 OH, MAN. CAN WE TAKE A BREAK? 417 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,888 MY EYES ARE BURNIN'. 418 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,957 - NOT UNTIL WE FIND THE DIAMOND. 419 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:41,661 - [groans] 420 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,397 HERE'S A RING... FINGER. 25865

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