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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,472 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:05,706 SOMEBODY JUST DROPS BY, 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,141 AND YOU'VE GOT HOMEMADE COOKIES. 4 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,209 YOU'RE AMAZING. 5 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:09,810 - OH, YEAH, AMY, I'M AMAZING. 6 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,680 I CAN TURN ON THE OVEN AND CUT UP A LOG OF DOUGH. 7 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:15,516 - I NEVER GET THAT FAR. 8 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:19,053 I JUST PEEL BACK THE PLASTIC AND EAT IT LIKE A BANANA. 9 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:21,222 - SO, AMY, WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU, HMM? 10 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:21,989 - WELL, I JUST GOT THE CORNER OFFICE-- 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,125 - NO, NO, PAST THAT. PAST THAT. 12 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:25,759 GET TO THE GOOD STUFF, THE DATING SCENE. 13 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,496 - OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO BACK THERE, DEB. 14 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,698 I FEEL LIKE I'M ONE OF THOSE THINGS 15 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,300 ON THE SALAD BAR THAT NOBODY TOUCHES 16 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,168 'CAUSE IT'S BEEN SITTING OUT THERE TOO LONG. 17 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:36,070 - NO. 18 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,406 COME ON; ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE SPRITZ OF WATER. 19 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,174 AND YOU SHOULD BE MORE ASSERTIVE. 20 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,343 - NAH, THAT'S NOT ME. 21 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,079 MAYBE I'LL JUST WAIT FOR ONE OF YOU GUYS. 22 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,217 - HEY. - HI, ROBERT. 23 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,484 - HELLO. 24 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:52,353 - OH, ROBERT, THIS IS MY FRIEND AMY. 25 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,122 WE USED TO WORK AT THE P.R. FIRM TOGETHER. 26 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,823 THIS IS ROBERT, RAY'S BROTHER. 27 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,791 - RAY'S BROTHER? - MM. 28 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,661 - LISTEN, DEBRA, ONCE AGAIN IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR 29 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:02,330 WHERE I HAVE TO ASK YOU 30 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:04,398 TO LOOK DEEP INTO YOUR HEARTS AND POCKETS 31 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:06,267 TO PLEDGE YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT 32 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,169 FOR THOSE OF US WHO RISK OUR LIVES FOR YOU. 33 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:08,836 - YEAH, SURE, ROBERT. HOW MUCH-- 34 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:11,372 - LET ME FINISH. 35 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,841 YOUR $20 PLEDGE ENABLES US TO UPGRADE OUR EQUIPMENT, 36 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:16,177 FUND OUR COMMUNITY OUTREACH PROGRAM, 37 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:19,147 AND PROVIDE OUR CANINE DIVISION WITH CRUNCHY TREATS. 38 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,251 THANK YOU. 39 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,686 - OH, I'VE GOT $20. 40 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:32,226 - THANK YOU, MA'AM, FOR YOUR GENEROSITY. 41 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:40,301 YOUR CONTRIBUTION ENTITLES YOU TO A REFLECTIVE DECAL. 42 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,769 - THANK YOU. 43 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,871 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A POLICE OFFICER? 44 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,439 - 15 YEARS. 45 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:46,674 - ROBERT'S A SERGEANT. 46 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:49,610 - OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL HER THAT. 47 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,645 OH, YOU MADE COOKIES, HUH? - UH-HUH. 48 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:52,846 - I LOVE IT WHEN YOU BAKE. 49 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:09,363 - SO YOU'RE A POLICE SERGEANT. 50 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:11,665 YOUR WIFE MUST GET WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU. 51 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,401 - WELL, NOT AS SICK AS SHE USED TO. 52 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,835 WE'RE DIVORCED. 53 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,571 - OH. I'M SORRY. 54 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:20,641 - NO, NO. 55 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,676 IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST. 56 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:25,279 I'M MUCH HAPPIER NOW THAN I USED TO BE. 57 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,318 - I JUST HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT 58 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,486 FOR PEOPLE IN YOUR LINE OF WORK. 59 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,188 - AH, IT'S JUST HOURS OF BOREDOM 60 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:36,790 INTERRUPTED BY MOMENTS OF UNBELIEVABLE HORROR. 61 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,697 - HEY, OH, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 62 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:44,965 I GOT A LIGHT OUT ON THE CEILING, 63 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:45,899 AND I DON'T HAVE A LADDER. 64 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,435 - SURE. 65 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:49,603 - UH, NO, NO. ROBERT, YOU STAY HERE. 66 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:50,804 I'LL HELP YOU CHANGE IT. 67 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,840 - YOU? YOU'RE A SHRIMP. 68 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:56,844 HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO HAVE TO THROW YOU UP THERE? 69 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,979 - JUST COME HERE, RAY, ALL RIGHT? 70 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,749 - WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 71 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,384 CAN'T YOU SEE THERE'S CHEMISTRY HAPPENING IN THERE? 72 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,818 - CHEMISTRY? 73 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,820 OH, LOOK, ROBERT'S NOT READY FOR CHEMISTRY, OKAY? 74 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,923 HE COULD BLOW UP, NOW. 75 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,992 HE'S STILL GUN-SHY FROM HIS DIVORCE. 76 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,728 - BUT IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE HIS WIFE LEFT HIM. 77 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:15,929 - SHE DIDN'T JUST LEAVE HIM. 78 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:19,600 SHE LEFT HIM FOR A GUY HE ARRESTED, OKAY? 79 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,436 YOU DON'T GET OVER THAT FAST. 80 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,972 NO, NO, NO. THIS ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. 81 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,308 - WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN. 82 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:30,010 - NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT DOING THAT. 83 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,513 - [laughing] 84 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:36,250 - SEE, NOW, THAT'S SAD. SHE'S LAUGHING AT HIM. 85 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:39,553 - - OKAY, AMY, I GUESS I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 86 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:40,888 - THAT'D BE GREAT. 87 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,990 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. 88 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,692 - YEAH. 89 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,694 - THANKS AGAIN FOR THE DECAL. 90 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,330 - YEAH. 91 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,604 - YOU OKAY, ROBERT? 92 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,509 - YEAH. 93 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,617 - I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM THAT HAPPY. 94 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,390 - HEY, SQUIRT. 95 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,692 - HEY, HOW YOU-- OH, HER. 96 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:20,528 - HEY, DEBRA. - HI, ROBERT. 97 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,029 - I TALKED TO YOUR FRIEND THIS EVENING, 98 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,997 AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING OUT. 99 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,867 - [gasps] OH, ROBERT, THAT'S GREAT! 100 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:27,901 GOOD FOR YOU! 101 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:28,902 - I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS. 102 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,971 - OH, COME ON. 103 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,673 YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS 'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T DATED FOR A WHILE. 104 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,408 - NAH, I'M NOT NERVOUS. I JUST WANT OUT. 105 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,410 - OH! 106 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:37,745 - WELL, COME ON, YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF GOOD EXCUSES. 107 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,046 YOU'RE A COP. 108 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,749 HEY, HERE'S ONE. TELL HER YOU GOT SHOT. 109 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,618 [chuckles] 110 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,387 - WOULD YOU SIT DOWN? - HEY, NO, WHAT? 111 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,588 - HE SHOULD GO OUT WITH HER. 112 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,390 - NO, NOT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE HER, RIGHT? 113 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,391 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE LIKES HER. 114 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:52,393 - DO YOU LIKE HER, ROBERT? 115 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,428 - I FELT A STIRRING. 116 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,330 - THAT'S TERRIFIC. YOU SHOULD. 117 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,798 AMY'S A WONDERFUL GIRL. 118 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,700 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT? 119 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:00,934 - ALL RIGHT, IT'S JUST-- JUST THAT I'VE BEEN 120 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,703 OUT OF THE LOOP FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW, 121 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:06,674 AND, WELL, MOST OF THE WOMEN I TALK TO ARE IN HANDCUFFS. 122 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:10,611 AND THEN HALF OF THEM TURN OUT TO BE MEN. 123 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,046 - LISTEN, YOU'LL BE FINE. JUST RELAX. 124 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,548 - THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 125 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:15,816 - OH, LISTEN, I GOT ADVICE FOR YOU. 126 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,451 WHEN YOU PICK HER UP, 127 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,420 YOU GOT TO REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE OFF DUTY. 128 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:20,854 YOU KNOW, SO, LIKE, WHEN YOU-- 129 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,656 WHEN OPEN UP THE CAR DOOR FOR HER, 130 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,124 DON'T PUSH HER HEAD DOWN LIKE THIS. 131 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,393 YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 132 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,760 - ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 133 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:28,762 THAT'S GREAT, RAYMOND. I APPRECIATE IT. 134 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:31,499 - ROBERT, YOU HAVE A FASCINATING JOB, 135 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,733 SO JUST TALK ABOUT THAT, 136 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,602 'CAUSE AMY'S OBVIOUSLY INTERESTED. 137 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:35,703 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. LISTEN, LISTEN. 138 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,004 ON THE FIRST DATE, 139 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,606 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DO ON THE DATE. 140 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:40,040 IT ALL COMES DOWN TO SAYING GOOD NIGHT. 141 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,675 ARE YOU GOING TO KISS HER GOOD NIGHT, 142 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,110 OR IS IT GOING TO BE A HANDSHAKE? 143 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,413 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T ASSUME THAT SHE WANTS A KISS. 144 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,880 SO--SO-- WELL, THIS IS WHAT I DO. 145 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,382 WHEN THE MOMENT ARRIVES, 146 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:51,752 YOU KIND OF LEAN IN A LITTLE, YOU KNOW? 147 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:53,621 YEAH, YOU GOT TO SEE IF SHE'S GOING TO RESPOND TO IT. 148 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:54,922 DON'T GO TOO FAR, THOUGH, 149 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,724 BECAUSE YOU REACH, LIKE, A CERTAIN POINT, 150 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:57,958 AND YOU GOT TO GO IN; YOU'RE COMMITTED. 151 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,827 AND THEN IF SHE'S NOT EXPECTING A KISS, 152 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,129 THEN YOU GOT TO WHISPER SOMETHING IN HER EAR. 153 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,666 "BOY, IT'S HUMID." 154 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,401 - OKAY, I APPRECIATE ALL THE ADVICE. 155 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,803 THAT'S GREAT. I-- 156 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,439 IT'S STILL NOT GOING TO HELP ME WITH MY BIGGEST PROBLEM. 157 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,840 - WHAT IS IT, ROBERT? 158 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,742 - WELL, AMY'S A LOVELY GIRL, YOU KNOW. 159 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:18,178 SHE'S FEMININE, DELICATE, ATTRACTIVE, 160 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,681 AND, UM, LOOK AT ME. 161 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,983 - OH! - WELL-- 162 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,918 YOU REALLY CAN'T CHANGE THAT, ROBERT. 163 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:28,556 - OH. RAY! 164 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,057 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ROBERT? 165 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,159 YOU'RE A VERY GOOD-LOOKING GUY. 166 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,661 - AH, I'M THE HULK. 167 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,996 - OH, COME ON. COME ON, ROBERT. 168 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:39,900 YOU'RE NOT...GREEN. 169 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,769 - I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE WITH MY APPEARANCE, 170 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:42,836 NEVER HAVE BEEN. 171 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,205 - YOU ARE BEING SILLY. 172 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,674 I MEAN, YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE. 173 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,542 YOU'RE TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME. 174 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:49,877 THAT'S WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS. 175 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,812 - OH, DEBRA, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT. 176 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,581 - NO, LISTEN. I'VE ALWAYS FELT THAT WAY. 177 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,549 - YEAH, SEE? THERE YOU GO, ROBERT. 178 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,751 - YES, IN FACT, OF ALL THE BARONES, 179 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,520 I'D SAY THAT YOU ARE THE MOST-- 180 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,726 - WHAT? 181 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:10,764 - THE M-MOST TALLEST AND THE MOST D-DARKEST. 182 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,136 - WHAT--WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY THERE? 183 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,139 - NOTHING. I'M JUST TELLING ROBERT HOW ATTRACTIVE HE IS. 184 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,509 - THANK YOU, DEBRA. 185 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:28,749 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A DATE WITH MISS AMY. 186 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:34,655 - BOY, IT'S HUMID. 187 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:05,052 - WOULD YOU TWO LIKE TO BE ALONE? 188 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,954 - I GOT AN INGROWN THING. 189 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,523 I CAN'T, UH-- - YEAH. 190 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:12,793 RAY, IS THIS BECAUSE OF WHAT I SAID DOWNSTAIRS 191 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:13,794 ABOUT ROBERT? 192 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,262 - DOWNSTAIRS? ABOUT ROBERT? 193 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:16,897 SOMETHING ABOUT HOW HANDSOME HE IS? 194 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,767 HOW IF YOU COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, YOU'D MARRY HIM? 195 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,034 - NOW, COME ON. 196 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,736 I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 197 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,705 - WELL, YOU WERE ABOUT TO, BUT YOU STOPPED 198 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,774 WHEN YOU SAW THE WARTHOG YOU'RE STUCK WITH FOR LIFE 199 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,577 SITTING NEXT TO YOU. 200 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,078 - YOU DON'T THINK I THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE? 201 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,213 - [gargles and spits] I DO. 202 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:36,950 I JUST-- 203 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,919 I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU THOUGHT ROBERT WAS MORE ATTRACTIVE. 204 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,721 - OH! 205 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,623 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. I GREW UP WITH ROBERT, OKAY. 206 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:46,093 I'VE SEEN PARTS OF HIM THAT AREN'T SO PRETTY. 207 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,795 I'VE BEEN IN THE TUB WITH THIS GUY. 208 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:50,864 - HONEY. LISTEN, I'M SORRY. 209 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:54,167 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SO SENSITIVE ABOUT YOUR LOOKS. 210 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,003 - WHO SAID THAT? I NEVER SAID THAT. 211 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,106 IT'S THE TEETH, RIGHT? 212 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,108 - WHAT? - YEAH, NOT ALL THE TEETH. 213 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,777 THE TOP TEETH ARE OKAY, BUT THE BOTTOM TEETH-- 214 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,178 LOOK. 215 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,180 UGLY, RIGHT? 216 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,782 - WELL, THAT. 217 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,718 - YEAH, SEE? I KNEW IT. 218 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,586 - OH, RAY. 219 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,256 - YOU KNOW, I'M A LOT BETTER LOOKING 220 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,025 WITH A SUNTAN. 221 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,793 - I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 222 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:23,296 - YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK AT MY FACE WHEN IT'S RELAXED, 223 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,032 'CAUSE I'M A LOT BETTER LOOKING 224 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,067 WHEN IT'S FLEXED. 225 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:34,642 JUST, YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO TALK LIKE THIS. 226 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,210 - PLEASE KEEP IT FLEXED, THEN. 227 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,650 LOOK, RAY, I'M REALLY SORRY. 228 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,217 YOU KNOW, I JUST MISSPOKE. 229 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,153 YOU'RE THE MORE ATTRACTIVE ONE. 230 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,388 I MEAN THAT. I REALLY DO. 231 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,923 SO CAN WE JUST, YOU KNOW, 232 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:52,025 FORGET THIS WHOLE THING, ALL RIGHT? 233 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,695 JUST GO TO SLEEP, OKAY? 234 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,930 GOOD NIGHT. 235 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:05,072 - IT'S THE PORES ON MY NOSE, RIGHT? 236 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,340 - THE PORES ON YOUR NOSE? 237 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,242 - YEAH. I GOT THESE PORES. 238 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,944 THEY'RE LARGE. 239 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:13,113 THEY'RE LARGE PORES. 240 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,217 - THEY'RE REGULAR PORES, RAY. 241 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,619 YOU JUST THINK THEY'RE LARGE BECAUSE YOU-- 242 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,756 - BECAUSE? 243 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,057 BECAUSE? 244 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,426 BECAUSE THEY'RE ON MY LARGE NOSE. 245 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,195 - NO, NO, NO. 246 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,363 NO, HONEY. COME ON. 247 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,032 COME HERE, BABY. 248 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,134 - NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S OKAY, OKAY? 249 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,169 I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY. 250 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,280 - RAYMOND. HELLO, DEAR. 251 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,982 - HI, MA. HERE. 252 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,383 THANKS FOR THE THING HERE. 253 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,685 - YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETHEART. 254 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:52,953 YOU HUNGRY? 255 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,755 - NO, NO, NO. - NO? 256 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,859 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE TOASTER FOR? 257 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,293 YOU WANT SOME TOAST? - NO, NO, NO, NO. 258 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,394 - I GOT RAISIN BREAD. 259 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:04,164 - NO, MA, I'M NOT HUNGRY. 260 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,999 LISTEN, MA. - YEAH. 261 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,134 - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 262 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,368 - ANYTHING, DEAR. 263 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,771 - HOW DO I LOOK TO YOU? 264 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,339 - WHY? ARE YOU SICK? 265 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,307 - NO. - OH, YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 266 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,843 - MA. 267 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,745 - OH, NO, NO. YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD. 268 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,080 OOH, YOU'RE PALE, AND YOUR EYES ARE SUNKEN IN. 269 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,749 WHAT'S THE MATTER? - NOTHING! 270 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,016 - OH, DON'T LIE TO ME, RAYMOND. 271 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,417 YOU LOOK AWFUL. 272 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,986 OH, HAVE SOME RAISIN TOAST. 273 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,021 - MA, STOP IT. I'M NOT SICK, OKAY? 274 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,157 THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS LOOK. 275 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,760 BUT THANK YOU. 276 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,361 - SO THEN WHAT IS IT? 277 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:38,098 - I WAS JUST-- I WAS WONDERING, 278 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,132 BETWEEN ROBERT AND ME-- 279 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,367 - OOH, WHERE IS ROBERT? 280 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,902 HE CALLED LAST NIGHT, 281 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:42,870 AND HE SAID HE WASN'T COMING HOME. 282 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,137 - YEAH. HE HAD A DATE. 283 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,338 - HE DID? - YEAH. 284 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,840 - ROBERT HAD A DATE? 285 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,009 WHOO-HOO-HOO! WHO IS SHE? 286 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,111 OH, I WOULD HAVE IRONED HIS SHIRT FOR HIM. 287 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,813 I MEAN, THEY COULD HAVE EATEN HERE. 288 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:53,914 I WOULD HAVE MADE SOMETHING SPECIAL. 289 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,783 WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME HE HAD A DATE? 290 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,986 - BECAUSE OF THIS! 291 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,088 - I'M GLAD HE HAD A DATE, AT LEAST. 292 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,389 I MEAN, HE'S BEEN MOPING AROUND HERE 293 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,423 EVER SINCE THE DIVORCE. 294 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,958 I MEAN, SUCH A WASTE. 295 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,928 OH, HE'S SUCH A GOOD-LOOKING BOY. 296 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,897 - SO YOU THINK SO TOO? 297 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,932 - OF COURSE. WHO DOESN'T? 298 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,267 OH, EVERYBODY USED TO SAY 299 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:17,237 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BOY YOUR BROTHER WAS. 300 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,240 - WHAT ABOUT ME? 301 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,844 - WELL, YOU'RE ADORABLE. 302 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,279 - ADORABLE? LIKE A HAMSTER? 303 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:30,050 - NO, LIKE A PERSON. 304 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,219 BUT, OH, YOUR BROTHER USED TO TURN HEADS. 305 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,087 WHOO! 306 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:37,090 HE ALWAYS HAD THAT SORT OF OLD-FASHIONED MOVIE-STAR LOOK 307 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,226 LIKE, UH, VALENTINO. 308 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,828 - OH, SO I SEE. 309 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:44,297 SO HE'S VALENTINO, AND I'M FIEVEL. 310 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,867 - OH, SWEETHEART. 311 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,803 NO, BOTH OF MY BOYS ARE GORGEOUS... 312 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,005 IN THEIR OWN WAY. 313 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:57,144 BUT I THINK THAT ROBERT SORT OF TAKES AFTER ME A BIT MORE, 314 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,079 WHEREAS YOU FAVOR YOUR FATHER. 315 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,848 - MARIE. - YEAH. 316 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,515 - MARIE. 317 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,185 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BUNION AND A CORN? 318 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,519 - OH. 319 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,388 DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR SON HERE 320 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,489 DOESN'T THINK HE'S GOOD-LOOKING? 321 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,091 - OH, JUST STOP IT. 322 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,826 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE NOT GOOD-LOOKING? 323 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,928 YOU LOOK LIKE ME. 324 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,596 - THERE YOU GO. 325 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,565 DO YOU KNOW THAT ROBERT IS STILL OUT ON HIS DATE 326 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,833 FROM LAST NIGHT? 327 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,101 - HEY, GREAT. 328 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,170 BACK IN THE SADDLE, HUH? 329 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,939 I WANT TO TURN HIS ROOM INTO A STUDY. 330 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,841 - A STUDY? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO STUDY, YOUR FEET? 331 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,042 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING, OKAY? 332 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,343 THANKS, MOM. - RAY. 333 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,545 YOU SHOULDN'T BE JEALOUS OF YOUR BROTHER. 334 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,614 I MEAN, CONSIDER ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU HAVE. 335 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,016 - I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. 336 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,150 - ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD 337 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,887 THAT YOU HAVE A BROTHER WHO'S SO CLASSICALLY HANDSOME. 338 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,290 - ROBERT'S CLASSICALLY HANDSOME? 339 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:47,394 OH, WHAT WORLD ARE WE IN? 340 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,196 - COME ON, RAY. 341 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,431 EVERYBODY KNOWS ROBERT'S THE LOOKER IN THE FAMILY. 342 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,000 - EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS? 343 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,467 ROBERT DIDN'T KNOW. 344 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,003 - WELL, WE DIDN'T WANT TO TELL HIM, DEAR, 345 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,871 BECAUSE WE DIDN'T WANT HIM TO GET A BIG HEAD. 346 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,173 - WE DIDN'T WANT TO SCREW HIM UP. 347 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,609 - WELL, THAT WORKED OUT WELL. 348 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:08,415 - ROBERT! 349 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,919 - ANY ONE OF YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH THE SUNRISE THIS MORNING? 350 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,954 BEAUTIFUL. 351 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,356 - YOU HAD A DATE. I DIDN'T KNOW. 352 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,225 - GOOD FOR YOU. 353 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,993 IT'S ABOUT TIME. 354 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,461 IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE, HUH? 355 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,397 - NO, NO, THERE WAS NO CYCLING. 356 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,167 AMY IS 100% LADY. 357 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,402 WE SPENT THE EVENING ENJOYING FINE FOOD, 358 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,904 CONVERSATION, 359 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,440 AND WE SPLIT A CLIP AT THE SHOOTING RANGE. 360 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,475 - WELL, GOOD, I'M GLAD IT WORKED OUT FOR YOU. 361 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,244 - WELL, HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT, CUBBY? 362 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,447 YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 363 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,549 - YEAH, I KNOW. 364 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,154 - WHAT'S WITH HIM? 365 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,289 - HE'S JUST SENSITIVE. 366 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,324 - YEAH, BUT HE'S SUCH A GREAT KID. 367 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:55,062 - OH, RAYMOND IS THE KINDEST, SWEETEST BOY 368 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,563 IN THE WORLD, 369 00:14:56,596 --> 00:15:00,533 THE KIND OF SON THAT EVERY MOTHER HOPES FOR. 370 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,936 - RIGHT. 371 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,016 - OH, MAN. 372 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,426 - HELLO. - HI. 373 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,128 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. LOOK AT THIS. 374 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,963 CHOCOLATE PUDDING, SPAGHETTI SAUCE, 375 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,398 AND GRAPE JUICE. 376 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,401 GOD, IT WAS LIKE A PRISON RIOT IN HERE. 377 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,735 THANK GOD THEY'RE ALL ASLEE-- 378 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:40,273 [laughs] 379 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,983 HONEY, WHAT DID YOU DO? 380 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,085 - NOTHING, NOTHING. WHAT? 381 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,054 - WELL, I MEAN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR? 382 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,755 - IT'S MY NORMAL HAIR. DON'T TOUCH IT. 383 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,458 - AND YOU HAVE A TAN, DON'T YOU? 384 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,692 - NO, NO. 385 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,394 - YOU DO! - NO! 386 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,430 - YOU WENT TO ONE OF THOSE PLACES. 387 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,266 - FOR-- FOR HEALTH REASONS. 388 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,306 WHAT? I LOOK GOOD, THOUGH, RIGHT? 389 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,610 - WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE, BUT IT'S-- 390 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,379 I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS WHOLE-- WHAT WAS THAT? 391 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,081 - NO, IT'S NOTHING. THEY'RE NOTHING. 392 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,582 THEY'RE NOTHING. - LET ME SEE. 393 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,385 - THEY'RE PERSONAL-- THEY'RE PERSONAL PRODUCTS. 394 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,287 - OH, MY GOD. 395 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,422 WHAT IS THIS? 396 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,358 HAIR GEL. 397 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,494 HAIR MOUSSE. 398 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,996 HAIR VOLUMIZER? 399 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,699 - HAIR VOLUMIZER. 400 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,535 IT MAKES MY HAIR...LOUDER. 401 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,672 - WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF? 402 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,408 DEEP PORE CLEANSER. 403 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,111 CLARIFYING LOTION? 404 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,612 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS STUFF IS FOR? 405 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,182 - WELL, THAT'S WHY I GOT THE CLARIFIER. 406 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,052 - GOD, THEY SAW YOU COMING, HONEY. 407 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,321 - NO, THEY DIDN'T. I--THEY'RE EXPERTS IN THERE. 408 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,756 THEY ALL HAD LAB COATS ON. 409 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,295 I THOUGHT ALL THIS STUFF WAS FOR WOMEN, 410 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:11,131 BUT THEY GOT A WHOLE LINE OF CRAP FOR MEN. 411 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,502 - RAY, YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND. 412 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,370 I SAY ONE THING ABOUT YOUR BROTHER, 413 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,773 AND YOU TURN INTO GEORGE HAMILTON. 414 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:30,583 - YEAH, OKAY, BUT I LOOK BETTER NOW, RIGHT? 415 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,385 YEAH, SEE? 416 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,255 STILL NOT AS GOOD AS ROBERT, RIGHT? 417 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,157 - AS GOOD AS ROBERT? 418 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,292 - YOU SAID THAT HE WAS THE HANDSOME ONE. 419 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,228 - WELL, YES, ROBERT'S HANDSOME, 420 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,197 BUT HE'S NOT WHO I'M ATTRACTED TO. 421 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,533 - WELL, THEN WHO IS IT? 422 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,803 - IT USED TO BE YOU, RAY. 423 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,605 I MEAN, COME ON. 424 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:56,376 WHAT, DO YOU THINK ALL OF THIS STUFF MAKES YOU SEXY? 425 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,112 THIS STUFF IS NOT YOU, RAY, YOU KNOW? 426 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,713 AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 427 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,284 I WANT MY REGULAR RAY. 428 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,686 THAT'S THE RAY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED. 429 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:13,426 - ARE YOU SAYING, THEN, THAT I'M SEXY? 430 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:29,476 I THINK I MIGHT NEED A LITTLE MORE CONVINCING. 431 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,478 - OKAY. 432 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,681 OH, MY GOD. 433 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:38,318 WHO DID YOUR HAIR, JIFFY LUBE? 434 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,154 - THAT'S THE DELUXE FINISHER MODEL. 435 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,425 - YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE DOING RIGHT NOW? 436 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,327 - YEAH? 437 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,862 HEY, I GOT SOMETHING FOR THAT TOO. 438 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,532 - I FOUND OUR SONG THE OTHER DAY. 439 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,467 - SONG? - MM-HMM. 440 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,169 - WHAT? OH, NO. 441 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:59,372 ["I'll Take You There" plays] 442 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,608 NO, NO. NO DANCING. 443 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,510 - COME ON, RAY. 444 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,844 WHOO! 445 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,581 COME ON, BABY. MOVE IT. 446 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,651 - I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. 447 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,486 - [laughs] YOU KNOW WHAT? 448 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,756 I HEAR ROBERT IS A VERY GOOD DANCER. 449 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,334 OH, YEAH. 450 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,370 - YOU KNOW, IN MY DAY, 451 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,805 DANCING USED TO LEAD TO SOMETHING. 452 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,874 - OH, WELL, WE'LL SEE. 453 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,576 HEY, COME ON. GIVE ME YOUR MOVE. 454 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:37,810 - YEAH? - YEAH. 455 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,847 - ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME ROOM. STAND BACK. 456 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,349 - OW! 457 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,788 OOH. 458 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,524 AW! YEAH, BABY. 459 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,859 WHOO! 460 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,695 [laughs] 461 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,565 OH, AND TO THINK YOU DOUBTED YOURSELF. 462 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,470 - SO YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR FACE, HUH? 463 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:07,740 - YEAH, YEAH. 464 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,542 YOU JUST--YOU KIND OF DAB IT UNDER YOUR EYES. 465 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,278 - LET ME ASK YOU, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 466 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,512 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? 467 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,746 - OH, WOW. 468 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,681 THAT'S GOT A LITTLE GIDDYAP TO IT. 469 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,383 - YEAH. 470 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,650 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 471 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,018 DON'T--DON'T SPRAY IT ON YOUR WRIST. 472 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,421 WHAT YOU DO IS, YOU SPRAY IT IN THE AIR, 473 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,557 AND THEN YOU JUST KIND OF WALK THROUGH IT. 474 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,742 - YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT THIS DRY PATCH HERE. 475 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,577 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT COULD HELP ME WITH THAT? 476 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,481 YOU KNOW, LIKE, A LITTLE FLAKINESS. 477 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,784 - EXFOLIANT. 478 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,820 - EXFOLIANT. YEAH, YEAH. 31248

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