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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:06,607 - THE FORECAST: CLOUDY SKIES WITH FLURRIES TODAY. 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,409 WE CAN EXPECT UP TO AN INCH OF SNOW 3 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,444 AND A HIGH OF ONLY 30... 4 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,253 - [sighs] 5 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:21,755 COME ON. DEB! 6 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:23,424 - WHAT? 7 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,359 - I CAN'T SEE. I HATE THIS SIDE OF THE BED. 8 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:27,061 I CAN'T SEE THE TV FROM HERE. 9 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:29,563 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU PICKED THAT SIDE. 10 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:33,834 - I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE MY SIDE FOR LIFE. 11 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,469 I GOT TO WATCH TV WITH A BIG FOOT 12 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:38,339 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN. 13 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,507 COME ON, I'M TRYING TO GET THE WEATHER. 14 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:43,544 I CAN ONLY GET FROM WEDNESDAY OVER. 15 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,179 - DO YOU WANT TO SWITCH SIDES? 16 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,847 - WHAT, AFTER SEVEN YEARS? 17 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,717 I'LL BE ALL OUT OF WHACK OVER THERE. 18 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:53,754 - MAYBE YOU'LL DO BETTER WITH YOUR NEXT WIFE. 19 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,657 - MY NEXT WIFE ISN'T GOING TO HAVE FEET. 20 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:02,363 THAT'S RIGHT. 21 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,232 I'LL BE ABLE TO WATCH THE TV, 22 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:06,267 AND I'LL NEVER HAVE TO GO DANCING. 23 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:14,875 HI, I'M RAY. 24 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,477 I LIVE HERE IN LONG ISLAND 25 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,579 WITH MY WIFE, DEBRA, 26 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,481 MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, 27 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:23,217 AND TWIN ALMOST-TWO-YEAR-OLD BOYS. 28 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:25,686 MY PARENTS LIVE ACROSS THE STREET. 29 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,588 THAT'S RIGHT. 30 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:30,191 THE TRUTH IS, I'D DO ANYTHING FOR MY FAMILY. 31 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,496 AND DONE. 32 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:38,232 OH, NO. 33 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,602 DEBRA! 34 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,371 HONEY! 35 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:46,240 SOMEBODY CALL MY FATHER! 36 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,242 I'M HYPERVENTILATING! 37 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,450 - YEAH, IT'S A CHARITY DRIVE, LINDA. 38 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,419 HMM-MM, YEAH, WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO GET RID OF. 39 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:01,422 AH, NO, NOT HIM. 40 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,257 [doorbell rings] 41 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,326 HANG ON. HEY, RAY, CAN YOU GET THAT PLEASE? 42 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,794 - I'M ALL BOXED IN OVER HERE. 43 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:10,764 [toy clacking and squeaking] 44 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,667 [doorbell rings] - COMING. 45 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,269 WHAT ARE THE TWINS DOING? 46 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:16,237 - THEY'RE PLAYING. THEY'RE PLAYING. 47 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,605 MICHAEL THINKS HE'S IN A CAR, 48 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,407 AND GEOFFREY JUST THINKS HE'S IN A BOX. 49 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,141 THE KID'S GOT NO IMAGINATION. 50 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,546 - HEY! - HEY. 51 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:26,947 BROUGHT SOME STUFF OVER FOR THE CHURCH DRIVE. 52 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,250 - OH, GREAT. - IT'S A LITTLE HEAVY. 53 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,484 - THANKS, ROBERT. THAT'S SWEET. WHAT IS IT? 54 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,253 - MY WEIGHT SET. 55 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,489 - YOU'RE NOT WORKING OUT ANYMORE? 56 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,625 - NO, I'M LOSING SOME OF MY FLEXIBILITY. 57 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,294 HAVING TROUBLE SHAMPOOING. 58 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,829 THAT'S A LOT OF STUFF HERE. 59 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:42,863 - YEAH. 60 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,532 - A LOT OF UGLY STUFF. 61 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,400 WHO WOULD BUY THIS? 62 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,969 - YOU BOUGHT IT FOR ME. 63 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,838 - OH. 64 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,940 HOW COME YOU NEVER WEAR IT? 65 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,776 - HEY, RAYMOND. YOU'RE GIVING THIS AWAY? 66 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:56,944 - WHAT IS IT? 67 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,947 OH, MY GOD. DEBRA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 68 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,849 - WHAT? IT'S JUST AN OLD BASEBALL. 69 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:03,817 - JUST A BASEBALL? JUST A BASEBALL. 70 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,953 I'VE HAD THIS THING FOR 25 YEARS. 71 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,389 THIS IS MY AUTOGRAPHED MICKEY MANTLE BALL. 72 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:11,892 - OH, DEBRA. 73 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,361 - SORRY. 74 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,563 I MEAN, SO MICKEY MANTLE SIGNED IT. 75 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,265 I MEAN-- - "SO?" 76 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:18,666 "SO." 77 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,535 THIS IS LIKE HAVING A BIBLE SIGNED BY-- 78 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:24,272 [mumbling] - YEAH. 79 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,707 IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME. - THAT'S RIGHT. 80 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,942 MY DAD GOT ME THIS WHEN I WAS TEN. 81 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:31,612 REMEMBER? - YEAH, I REMEMBER. 82 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:34,848 YOU GOT MICKEY MANTLE. I GOT ART SHAMSKY. 83 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,251 - AND YOU WANTED ART SHAMSKY. 84 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:39,353 - HEY, HE HOMERED HIS FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE AT BAT. 85 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:42,590 THEN AFTER THAT, RIGHT INTO THE DUMPER. 86 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,758 - HE COULD STILL BECOME FAMOUS. 87 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:47,395 - YEAH, IF HE SHOOTS SOMEONE FAMOUS. 88 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,730 - I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BALL IN YEARS. 89 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:52,666 [knocking at door] 90 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,435 - HI, RAY. 91 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,803 - HEY. - MISTLETOE. 92 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,638 - OH. 93 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,473 I'M NOT KISSING YOU, BUDDY. YOU'RE ALL HANDS. 94 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:02,310 - YOU USED TO LOVE THAT ABOUT ME. 95 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,445 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOXES? 96 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,714 - OH, UH-- 97 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,282 OH, THIS IS MY STUFF. 98 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,683 DEB AND I, UH-- 99 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,952 IT AIN'T HAPPENING. 100 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,655 - THAT'S TOO BAD. - YEAH. 101 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:17,057 - MIND IF I CALL HER? 102 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,060 - IT'S A CHARITY DRIVE FOR THE NEEDY, ANDY. 103 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,963 - OH, GREAT. WHAT CAN I HAVE? 104 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:27,401 - YEAH, IT'S NOT FOR THE EMOTIONALLY NEEDY. 105 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:28,669 - ANDY, I EVER SHOW YOU THAT? 106 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:29,903 THAT'S MY MICKEY MANTLE. 107 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,505 - WOW! 108 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,341 YOU MET THE MICKELA? 109 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,743 - NO. NO, MY DAD GOT IT FOR ME. 110 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,044 PRETTY INCREDIBLE, HUH? 111 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,480 - YEAH, IF MICKEY REALLY SIGNED IT. 112 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,014 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 113 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,916 - DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT THING ON "60 MINUTES"? 114 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,553 ALL THIS SIGNED STUFF IS, LIKE, 70% FAKE. 115 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:48,322 LIKE, BACK THEN, THE TRAINERS WOULD SIGN ALL THE BALLS. 116 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,324 - YEAH. YOU KNOW, I SAW THAT. 117 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:54,061 OH, RAYMOND. THIS MAY NOT BE REAL. 118 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,497 THAT'S A SHAME. 119 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,101 - YEAH, RIGHT. 120 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,804 DAD GOT THIS FOR ME HIMSELF, ALL RIGHT? 121 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,039 - MAYBE MORLEY SAFER'S WRONG. 122 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:10,378 - [chuckling] 123 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,012 HEY, ANDY, WANT TO GO FOR A SLICE? 124 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,046 - SURE. YOU IN, RAY? 125 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,349 - NO, NO, GO AHEAD. YOU GUYS GO. 126 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,685 - ALL RIGHT. COME ON, PEPPY. 127 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:18,986 - HEY, LISTEN. 128 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,588 ANDY, CAN I BORROW THAT MISTLETOE? 129 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:23,457 I WANT TO BREAK THE ICE WITH A WOMAN IN HOMICIDE. 130 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,630 - YOU OKAY, RAY? 131 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,832 - WHAT IF THEY'RE RIGHT? WHAT IF HE DIDN'T SIGN THIS? 132 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,701 - COME ON, RAY. 133 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,536 I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOU EVER LOOKING AT THAT BALL. 134 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,605 IT'S BEEN BURIED IN THE CLOSET SINCE WE MOVED HERE. 135 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,107 - NO, NOT BURIED. TUCKED AWAY. 136 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,809 YOU DON'T-- YOU DON'T GET IT. 137 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,777 MICKEY MANTLE SIGNED THIS TO ME. 138 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,546 "TO RAY." 139 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,415 RAY. 140 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,483 THEN HE WISHES ME LUCK. 141 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:54,021 GOOD LUCK. 142 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,023 THEN HE SIGNS IT. 143 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,858 "MICKEY MANTLE." 144 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,827 LOOK AT THAT, LOOK HOW THE "Y" IN THE "RAY" 145 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,764 IS THE SAME AS THE "Y" IN THE "MICKEY." 146 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,633 YOU KNOW, FOR ONE MOMENT, 147 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,401 THE GREATEST PLAYER THAT I EVER SAW 148 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:10,037 WAS THINKING ABOUT ME. 149 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,672 I KNOW IT SOUNDS STUPID, BUT THIS GUY-- 150 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,742 THIS GUY'S THE REASON THAT I'M A SPORTSWRITER. 151 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,076 THIS GUY-- 152 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:19,747 THIS GUY'S... MICKEY MANTLE. 153 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,817 - GEE, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, RAY. 154 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:27,655 IT'S VERY PASSIONATE. 155 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:30,924 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID TO ME WHEN YOU PROPOSED? 156 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,393 "SO HOW 'BOUT IT?" 157 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,873 - WHY DO YOU INSIST ON MAKING THIS CAR WRECK 158 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:49,109 OUR CHRISTMAS TREE EVERY YEAR? 159 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,579 I MEAN, I WANT A REAL TREE. 160 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,047 - AN ARTIFICIAL TREE SAVES WATER, 161 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:57,084 SAVES THE FOREST, AND SAVES THE PLANET. 162 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,787 I'M A CONSERVATIONIST. 163 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,690 - YOU'RE CHEAP. 164 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,091 - ALL RIGHT, I'M SAVING MONEY. 165 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,594 - OH! I HATE THIS THING. 166 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:09,763 - FINE, THEN THERE'LL BE NOTHING UNDER IT FOR YOU. 167 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:13,501 - LIKE I NEED ANOTHER TOTES UMBRELLA. 168 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:16,169 HEY, RAY DARLING! - HI. 169 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,905 - MERRY CHRISTMAS! 170 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,741 - HEY, HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 171 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,775 OKAY. 172 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,110 OH. 173 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,945 DID ROCKEFELLER CENTER 174 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,180 TURN IT DOWN AGAIN THIS YEAR? 175 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,717 IT'S A SHAME. HERE, MA. 176 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,118 DEBRA SAYS THANKS FOR THE CLOTHES. 177 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,886 - WHAT CLOTHES? 178 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,254 - OH, IT'S YOUR JUNK, 179 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,790 LIKE THAT RATTY, MOTH-EATEN GRAY SWEATER. 180 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,091 - MOTH-EATEN? 181 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,694 MARIE, I LOVE THAT SWEATER. 182 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:43,163 AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY WILD-EYED WEIRDO 183 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:46,567 MARCHING AROUND IN MY CLOTHES! 184 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,036 - WELCOME TO MY WORLD, FRANK. 185 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,745 - HOLIDAYS ARE A VERY STRESSFUL TIME FOR YOUR MOTHER. 186 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,246 HOW ARE THINGS AT YOUR HOUSE? 187 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,814 - YEAH, WE'RE BUSY. WE'RE BUSY TOO. 188 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,182 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 189 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,717 WE WERE CLEANING THINGS OUT THIS MORNING, 190 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,719 AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 191 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:06,920 REMEMBER THIS? 192 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:10,290 - OH, HEY, LOOK AT THAT. 193 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:14,027 GOD, I REMEMBER WHEN I BROUGHT THIS HOME FOR YOU. 194 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,029 WHAT WERE YOU, LIKE, TEN? 195 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,898 YOU RAN ALL AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD 196 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,734 SHOWING IT TO THE OTHER KIDS, RIGHT? 197 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,202 - YEAH, SO-- 198 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,904 SO MICKEY MANTLE REALLY SIGNED IT? 199 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,807 - WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 200 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,809 - YOU. YOU DID. 201 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,845 - OH. - WH-- 202 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,717 WAIT. MICKEY MANTLE DIDN'T SIGN THIS BALL? 203 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,018 THIS ISN'T REAL? 204 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,555 - IT'S A REAL BALL. 205 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,691 - I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 206 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,626 SO YOU NEVER MET HIM. 207 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,894 - NO. 208 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,765 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 209 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:55,168 - NO, NOTHING, NOTHING. 210 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:01,208 - IT LOOKS LIKE I'M THE ONLY NORMAL ONE HERE. 211 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,345 - HOW COULD MY FATHER DO THIS? 212 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,281 HE KNEW WHAT THAT BALL MEANT TO ME. 213 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,684 - RAY, I'M SURE IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL. 214 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,185 HE PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 215 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,621 - YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 216 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,756 HE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO LIE TO HIS KID. 217 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,691 - LOOK, EVERYBODY DOES THAT SOMETIMES. 218 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,693 - NO, NO. I DON'T. 219 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,094 - OH, NO? 220 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,997 WHAT ABOUT, "NO, KIDS, THAT'S NOT A STORE. 221 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:27,367 THAT'S A TOY MUSEUM"? 222 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,136 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 223 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,804 - AND MY FAVORITE ONE IS, 224 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,874 "UH, DADDY'S JUST TEACHING MOMMY HOW TO WRESTLE." 225 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,312 - YEAH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE ONE TOO. 226 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:42,049 BUT NO MORE. NO MORE. 227 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,951 I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO MY KIDS ANYMORE. 228 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,185 - YES, YOU WILL, RAY. 229 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,387 - NO, NO, I WILL NOT. UH-UH. 230 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,157 I'M NOT GOING TO DO TO THEM WHAT MY FATHER DID TO ME. 231 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,225 FROM NOW ON, ONLY THE TRUTH. 232 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,227 WHEN MY KIDS LOOK BACK AT ME, 233 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,697 I WANT THEM TO BE ABLE TO SAY, 234 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,999 "OKAY, I'M ALL SCREWED UP FROM THAT GUY, 235 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,969 BUT HE DIDN'T LIE." 236 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:05,205 - WHAT A LOVELY THOUGHT FOR OUR CHILDREN, RAY. 237 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,777 - CAN I HAVE THIS DOLLY, DADDY? 238 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,278 - NO, NO, HONEY. 239 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,412 WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THESE TOYS 240 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,682 TO OTHER KIDS FOR CHRISTMAS, OKAY? 241 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:18,418 - BUT YOU SAID SANTA BRINGS ALL THE TOYS. 242 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,721 - I SAID SANTA? 243 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,157 - DOESN'T HE, DADDY? 244 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,938 DADDY? 245 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,973 - DADDY? 246 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:47,314 - WOULD YOU MIND REPEATING THE QUESTION? 247 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,884 - DOESN'T SANTA BRING ALL THE TOYS? 248 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:54,254 - TO BE HONEST-- - DON'T YOU DARE. 249 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,056 - WHAT, DADDY? 250 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,926 - WHO WANTS COOKIES, HUH? 251 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,262 - TELL ME ABOUT SANTA, DADDY. 252 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,964 - WELL... 253 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,340 THE ANSWER, I THINK, HONEY, 254 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,877 COMES DOWN TO THE BASIC NATURE OF REALITY. 255 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,081 OKEY-DOKEY? 256 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,984 NO. 257 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,119 HONEY... 258 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,255 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT-- 259 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,223 AH! 260 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:39,132 - OF COURSE SANTA BRINGS ALL THE TOYS, HONEY. 261 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,034 WE'RE JUST GOING TO BE SANTA'S HELPERS 262 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,837 BECAUSE HE HAS SO MUCH TO CARRY THIS YEAR, 263 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:47,374 AND HE'S OUT OF SHAPE. 264 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,042 - OH, THAT'S NICE. 265 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,410 - YEAH, SO LISTEN, HONEY, 266 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,745 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS 267 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,313 FROM LAST YEAR, 268 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,248 AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A NICE LONG TALK WITH YOUR DADDY 269 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:58,986 ABOUT THE NATURE OF HIS REALITY, OKAY? 270 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:07,861 GOD. - OKAY, HERE WE GO. 271 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,529 - HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HER? 272 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,898 - WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 273 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,833 - OH, YOU WERE ABOUT TO. 274 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,868 RAY, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET WITH YOUR FATHER, 275 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:19,272 BUT HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT OUTING SANTA? 276 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,341 - WELL, WOULD YOU RATHER SHE HEARD IT ON THE STREETS? 277 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,878 - OH, PLEASE. 278 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,047 - I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO DO THIS, DEBRA, 279 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,949 BUT FRANK IS ABSOLUTELY INSISTING 280 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,918 HE GET HIS RATTY OLD SWEATER BACK, 281 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,252 WHICH IS PROBABLY THE BEST THING 282 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,388 THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE NEEDY. 283 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,389 - GO, TAKE IT. 284 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,058 - UH-OH. 285 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,292 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 286 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,994 - NOTHING. NOTHING. NOTHING'S THE MATTER. 287 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,495 - NO, NOTHING AT ALL, 288 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,832 EXCEPT RAY WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL ALLY THE TRUTH 289 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,267 ABOUT SANTA CLAUS. 290 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,536 - YOU WHAT? - OH, I DIDN'T TELL HER. 291 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:53,540 - MY OWN SON AN ATHEIST? 292 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,442 - I'M NOT AN ATHEIST, MA. 293 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,811 I JUST--I DON'T BELIEVE IN LYING TO MY KIDS. 294 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:58,879 - OH, STOP BEING FOOLISH. 295 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,213 NOW, YOU GO RIGHT IN THERE 296 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,149 AND TELL ALLY ALL ABOUT SANTA CLAUS 297 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,584 AND HIS FLYING REINDEER AND HIS SLED 298 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,386 AND ALL THE REST OF THAT MALARKEY. 299 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,888 - I DON'T THINK THAT THAT'S THE RIGHT THING. 300 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,256 - OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 301 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,557 - NOTHING'S THE MATTER. 302 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,292 I'M JUST-- I'M PROTECTING HER. 303 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,527 - OH, PROTECTING HER FROM WHAT? 304 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,930 WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT SANTA CLAUS DISCUSSION 305 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,366 UNTIL YOU WERE 14 YEARS OLD. 306 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,102 - YEAH, WELL, I KNEW ABOUT SANTA WHEN I WAS 8. 307 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,838 WHY'D YOU WAIT TILL I WAS 14 FOR? 308 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:28,842 - WELL, YOUR FATHER WANTED TO COVER SEX AND SANTA ALL AT ONCE, 309 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,411 SORT OF GET IT OVER WITH. 310 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,981 - DON'T THINK THAT HASN'T HAD REPERCUSSIONS. 311 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,051 - HERE YOU GO, MARIE. - OH, THANKS, HONEY. 312 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:41,621 LISTEN, ALLY IS FIVE YEARS OLD, YOU SCROOGE. 313 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,991 OF COURSE WE LIE. 314 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,292 WE ALL LIE. 315 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,261 THAT'S WHAT HOLDS US ALL TOGETHER. 316 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,131 SO YOU GO IN AND LIE TO YOUR DAUGHTER, 317 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,067 AND I'LL GO HOME AND FEED THE MAN I LOVE. 318 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,308 - RAY, COME ON. 319 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,343 ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT BASEBALL? 320 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,611 - NO. 321 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,579 NO, I'M THINKING ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS NOW. 322 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,315 - LIKE WHAT? 323 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,650 - REMEMBER THAT GUY THAT YOU WENT OUT WITH BEFORE ME, 324 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,053 ERIC BUTTERPANTS? 325 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,521 - [laughs] 326 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,956 - ERIC BUTTERMAN, RAY. 327 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,959 - YEAH, OH, SO YOU DO REMEMBER HIM. 328 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,194 - YEAH. WHAT ABOUT HIM? 329 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,529 - YOU ALWAYS SAID TO ME 330 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,431 THAT YOU WERE GLAD THAT HE BROKE UP WITH YOU 331 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,233 BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER MET ME. 332 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,467 - YEAH. SO? 333 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,602 - SO IF HE HAD NEVER BROKEN UP WITH YOU, 334 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,905 WOULD YOU HAVE BEEN GLADDER? 335 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,476 - YOU ARE REALLY CRAZY. YOU KNOW THAT? 336 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,611 - NO. NO, NO, NO. HOW DO I KNOW? 337 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,048 HOW DO I KNOW THAT I'M THE ONE YOU WANTED TO END UP WITH? 338 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:44,117 - HERE'S A HINT, RAY: OUR THREE KIDS. 339 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,386 - YEAH. YEAH, OUR THREE BLOND KIDS. 340 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,255 - OH. 341 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,490 I THINK THAT'S THE BASEBALL TALKING. 342 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,025 - HOW CAN I BE SURE OF ANYTHING? 343 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,226 - SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 344 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,561 YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING ANYMORE? 345 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,564 - THAT'S RIGHT, UNLESS I SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES. 346 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,900 - HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 347 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,137 IS ALLY HERE? 348 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,605 I UNDERSTAND THERE ARE DOUBTS ABOUT ME 349 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,640 IN THIS HOUSE. 350 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,377 - THERE ARE NOW. 351 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,345 COME ON, ROBERT. - NO, NO. 352 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,414 YOU HAVE ME MISTAKEN FOR SOME OTHER PARTY, 353 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,649 FOR I AM THE JOLLY OLD SAINT NICK. 354 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,451 HO, HO, HO, HO! 355 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,188 MOM TOLD ME WHAT YOU DID. NICE. 356 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,457 - HEY, ALLY, LOOK, IT'S SANTA CLAUS. 357 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,126 - OH, GOD. 358 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,128 - SANTA? 359 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,997 - YES, IT IS REALLY I, 360 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,631 AND I CAME TO SEE YOU, ALLY, 361 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,501 BECAUSE I HEARD YOU WERE A VERY GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR, 362 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,037 AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT, 363 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,673 UNLIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE. 364 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,376 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO. 365 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,412 - ALL RIGHT, HOLD THE "HO"S, OKAY? 366 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,579 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE, SANTA. 367 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,550 - I'M SORRY. I'M WITH A CLIENT. 368 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,752 AND YOU MAY CALL ME MR. CLAUS. 369 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,488 HO, HO, HO, HO! 370 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,690 - WHERE'S ALLY? 371 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,659 HO, HO! 372 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,329 HOLY CRAP! 373 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,332 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 374 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,734 - I'M SANTA CLAUS. - YOU'RE SANTA? 375 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,436 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WILL YOU GUYS CUT IT OUT? 376 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,238 COME ON; SHE'S CONFUSED ENOUGH ALREADY. 377 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,106 - WHAT'S TO BE CONFUSED ABOUT? 378 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,542 I'M THE REAL SANTA. 379 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,345 WHO IS THIS IMPOSTOR? 380 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,248 - WELL, YOU COULDN'T BOTH BE SANTA. 381 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,651 YOU MUST BE SANTA'S HELPERS. 382 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,754 - RIGHT. HE'S MY HELPER. 383 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,023 - HEY, HELPER, WHY DON'T YOU WARM UP THE REINDEER 384 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,624 AND BRING THE SLED AROUND? 385 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,760 - I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN NAME THE REINDEER. 386 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,296 - WHOA! OH! 387 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,430 RUDOLPH. 388 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,232 UH, DONNER. 389 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,134 BLITZEN. 390 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,769 THOSE ARE THE MAIN ONES. 391 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:48,075 WE ROTATE THEM SO THEY WEAR EVENLY. 392 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,278 UH, CUPID. 393 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,646 AJAX. 394 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,783 AND LEFTY. 395 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,718 - AHA! NOW WE KNOW THE TRUTH. 396 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,221 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO! 397 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,156 - IT'S UNCLE ROBERT. 398 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,791 - NO, NO, LITTLE ONE. 399 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,726 I'VE ONLY ASSUMED THE BODY 400 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,296 OF A LIFE-FORM THAT YOU WOULD ACCEPT. 401 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:15,635 - ROBERT, YOU'RE SANTA, NOT A KLINGON. 402 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,071 - AND THAT'S GRANDPA. 403 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,507 - THAT'S VERY GOOD, ALLY. THIS IS GRANDPA. 404 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,742 OKAY, GUYS, YOU COULDN'T FOOL HER, OKAY? COME ON. 405 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,511 - PULLING THE BEARD OFF SANTA CLAUS. 406 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,379 THE NERVE OF THIS GUY. 407 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,580 - IF YOU WANT TO DO SOME GOOD, 408 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:31,584 GO WORK THE CORNER WITH A BUCKET. 409 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:35,222 - JUST FOR THAT, NO TOYS. 410 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,825 - WHY DID THEY DO THAT? 411 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,560 - OH, HONEY, IT'S JUST BECAUSE 412 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,730 GRANDPA AND UNCLE ROBERT LOVE YOU SO MUCH, 413 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,533 AND THEY JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS. 414 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,468 - OH. 415 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,572 - THAT'S GOOD. YOU THINK SHE'S BETTER OFF NOW? 416 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,175 - OH, THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP, RAY. 417 00:17:55,208 --> 00:18:00,580 - YEAH, LET THEM HELP BY PAYING HER SHRINK BILLS, HUH, 418 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,382 WHEN SHE'S HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT TWO SANTAS 419 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,784 AND A REINDEER NAMED LEFTY. 420 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,291 - HEY, RAY. 421 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,692 - DAD, DO ME A FAVOR 422 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,462 AND DON'T COME OVER AND MAKE UP STORIES TO ALLY, OKAY? 423 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,464 - COME ON. I'M A GRANDFATHER. 424 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,765 THAT'S WHAT I DO. 425 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,168 I TELL STORIES. 426 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,437 IT'S IN THE MANUAL. 427 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,706 - LIKE YOU TOLD ME STORIES, RIGHT, DAD? 428 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,375 - WHAT IS IT? 429 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:32,145 - YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS THING MEANT TO ME? 430 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:35,382 - OH, COME ON, RAY. IT'S ONLY A BALL. 431 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,784 - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD. YOU'RE RIGHT. 432 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,119 THAT'S ALL IT IS NOW. 433 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,490 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 434 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,824 - DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT MEANT TO ME 435 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,459 TO HAVE A MICKEY MANTLE? 436 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,860 AND WHAT DID YOU DO? 437 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:51,398 YOU BROUGHT HOME A FAKE. 438 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:55,435 - WHAT--WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? 439 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,271 I DIDN'T KNOW MICKEY MANTLE, 440 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,573 AND YOU WANTED HIS AUTOGRAPH. 441 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,909 SO I WENT BACK FOR FIVE GAMES, 442 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,445 AND I STOOD BY THE STADIUM DOOR, 443 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,847 AND MANTLE NEVER CAME OUT. 444 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,417 - SO YOU JUST GOT SOME TRAINER TO SIGN IT. 445 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,352 - NO. 446 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,456 I SIGNED IT MYSELF. 447 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,626 - YOU SIGNED IT? 448 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,663 - YEAH, I KNEW HOW MUCH YOU WANTED THE THING, 449 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:27,534 SO I PRACTICED HIS SIGNATURE OVER AND OVER. 450 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:31,604 [chuckles] NOT A BAD JOB, HUH? 451 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,540 YOU KNOW, IF I COULD HAVE GOTTEN HOLD 452 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,874 OF THE MICK'S CHECKBOOK, 453 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,478 WE'D BE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION ON A YACHT. 454 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,882 - WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH? 455 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:46,319 - AH, I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE DISAPPOINTED. 456 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,822 YOU'RE MY KID. 457 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,530 I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING TICKED OFF. 458 00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,500 I'M SORRY I SIGNED IT. 459 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,876 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 460 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,412 - I WANT IT NOW. 461 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,295 - YOU--YOU-- 462 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,797 YOU--YOU MEAN THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW 463 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,833 THAT BALL'S A FAKE, IT STILL MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU? 464 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:37,970 - YEAH. YEAH, DAD. 465 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:41,474 - THEN THIS CHRISTMAS... 466 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,711 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THE ROLEX I GOT YOU. 467 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:05,264 - [softly] HO, HO, HO. 468 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:11,571 HO, HO, HO. 469 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,509 ALLY. 470 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:17,810 [thump] 471 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,080 HO, HO, HO. 472 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,549 - SANTA? 473 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,652 - HI, ALLY. 474 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,487 - YOU MUST BE THE REAL ONE. 475 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,856 - WELL... 476 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:33,593 I KNOW HOW MUCH THAT YOU BELIEVED IN ME, 477 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,464 AND I JUST WANTED TO COME BY AND SAY 478 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,666 THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT. 479 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,834 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 480 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,504 - I HAVE TO GO NOW. I HAVE TO, UH, 481 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,840 FILL ALL THE STOCKINGS AND EAT ALL THE COOKIES 482 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,677 AND--IN GENERAL, 483 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:54,581 THIS IS ONE OF MY BUSIEST NIGHTS OF THE YEAR. 484 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,616 - WILL YOU TUCK ME IN, SANTA? 485 00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:00,520 - YEAH, SURE, I'LL TUCK YOU IN. 486 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,955 ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU NEED? 487 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,658 A DRINK OF WATER? 488 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:06,826 TRIP TO THE BATHROOM? 489 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,495 - NO, THANK YOU. 490 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,963 - OKAY, THEN. 491 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,565 SWEET DREAMS... 492 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,934 ALWAYS. 493 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,841 - SANTA? - YEAH? 494 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,143 - SEE YOU NEXT YEAR. 495 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,012 - OKAY. 496 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:26,779 BYE-BYE. 497 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,082 [thump] OH, FU-- 498 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:32,985 [singing] LA-LA LA-LA 499 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,088 LA-LA LA-LA LA LA LA-- 500 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,990 [banging and clattering] 32142

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