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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:03,371 HEY. 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,373 - HEY, MORNING. - HEY. 3 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:08,676 - MORNING, DADDY. - GOOD MORNING. 4 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:10,311 ANYTHING FOR BREAKFAST? 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,312 - HOW ABOUT PANCAKES? 6 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,346 - AH, GREAT. 7 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:13,514 - WE NEED EGGS, BUTTER, 8 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,549 MILK, SYRUP, AND PANCAKE MIX. 9 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,422 AND WHILE YOU'RE OUT, COULD YOU GO TO THE BANK, 10 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:24,125 THE HARDWARE STORE, AND THE DRY CLEANER'S? 11 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:27,161 - I'LL JUST HAVE CEREAL. 12 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,696 - COME ON, RAY. 13 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:31,031 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY WHILE I'M AT WORK? 14 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,303 - I ENTERTAIN MEN, RAY. 15 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:37,438 COME ON, ALLY. 16 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,209 - GREAT NEWS, RAY. 17 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,476 YOU'RE IN. 18 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:45,579 - WHAT AM I IN, AND DOES IT WASH OFF? 19 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,448 - RAY, 20 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:51,085 EVERY MAN HAS CERTAIN MOMENTS IN LIFE 21 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:56,124 THAT DEFINE WHO HE IS IN THE GREAT CIRCLE OF... 22 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,725 LIFE. 23 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:01,095 TONIGHT YOU AND I ARE HAVING SUCH A MOMENT. 24 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,730 - I'M NOT GETTING NAKED 25 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,732 AND LET YOU HOLD ME UP TO THE MOON, DAD... 26 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:09,670 NOT AGAIN. 27 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:10,871 - POKER. 28 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,207 WITH ME AND THE BOYS. 29 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,209 - NO, DAD, PLEASE. WHY DON'T YOU ASK ROBERT? 30 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,810 - WELL, YOUR BROTHER'S A COP. 31 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,879 HE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT THIS GAMBLING THING. 32 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,681 WHAT IF HE TURNS US IN? 33 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:21,849 - YOU'D LIKE JAIL. 34 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,417 THEY HAVE CRAFTS. 35 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:25,686 - I DON'T GET IT. 36 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,155 YOU-- YOU SAYING NO TO ME? 37 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,456 TO YOUR FATHER? 38 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:29,557 - DAD, I'M NOT SAYING NO. 39 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,426 I JUST-- I DON'T WANT TO GO. 40 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,428 - DON'T WANT TO GO? - YEAH. 41 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:35,629 - AFTER THE WAY YOU HOUNDED ME 42 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,731 ALL THOSE YEARS IN HIGH SCHOOL TO PLAY? 43 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:41,569 - WHEN DID I HOUND YOU TO PLAY CARDS WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 44 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,204 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 45 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,473 SO WE DIDN'T TALK MUCH DURING THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARS. 46 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:48,709 I-I KNOW I KIND OF LOST TRACK OF YOU. 47 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:49,843 I'M SORRY. 48 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,445 ANYWAY, WE GOT FOUR GUYS. 49 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,514 WE NEED A FIFTH. 50 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:54,715 - COME ON. NO. I HATE THOSE GUYS. 51 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,350 ALL THEY DID WAS MAKE FUN OF ME. 52 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,286 - OH, THEY WON'T ANYMORE. 53 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,222 YOUR HEAD'S A NORMAL SIZE NOW. 54 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,724 COME ON. DO IT FOR THE OLD MAN. 55 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,159 - OH, PLEASE. DO I HAVE TO? 56 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,527 - ATTABOY. ATTABOY. 57 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,329 10:00 AT NEMO'S. 58 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,630 IT'S A WILD TIME, RAY. 59 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,299 BETTER THAN VEGAS. 60 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,601 FOOD, FUN, FAST ACTION. 61 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,604 HEY, THE NEW GUY BRINGS THE MAALOX. 62 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,416 HEY, NEMO, WHAT'D YOU MAKE TONIGHT? 63 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:29,783 - LASAGNA MEATBALLS. 64 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,552 - YOU MEAN LASAGNA AND MEATBALLS? 65 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,854 - NO, LASAGNA MEATBALLS. 66 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,859 I HAD TO CLEAN OUT THE FREEZER. 67 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:39,927 - HEALTH INSPECTOR? 68 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,364 - YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO HIM? 69 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,899 - LIKE YOU TALKED TO THE JUDGE AT YOUR DIVORCE TRIAL, GARVIN? 70 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:48,702 - HEY, I DID OKAY ON THAT SETTLEMENT. 71 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,671 - YOU'RE LIVING AT THE FRIGGING "Y." 72 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,376 HEY, HERE HE IS. HERE'S MY BOY. 73 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:56,377 - HERE I AM. 74 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:57,611 - HEY, RAY. 75 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:58,679 [laughs] 76 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,551 - THIS IT, DAD? THIS EVERYBODY? 77 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,220 - RAY, THIS KAVUTCH SAYS 78 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,456 HE WOULD ONLY PICK CHANGE OUT OF A URINAL 79 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,524 IF IT WAS MORE THAN A BUCK. 80 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:13,327 - SOME OF US HAVE PRINCIPLES. 81 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,962 - SOME OF US HAVE 87 CENTS. 82 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:16,530 - [laughs] 83 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:17,998 - RAY. - HEY, RAY. 84 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,567 - HEY. 85 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,737 - SO, RAY, YOU FEEL LIKE A WINNER? 86 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:24,705 - NOT REALLY. 87 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,708 - SIT DOWN, RAY, OVER HERE, 88 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,343 BY MY GOOD EAR. 89 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:30,311 - TINNITUS. 90 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,312 - WHA? 91 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:34,515 [laughter] 92 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:39,353 [coughing] 93 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,954 - COME ON, GUYS. 94 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:44,558 THIS IS HOW THE EBOLA VIRUS STARTED. 95 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:48,529 - ANTE UP, SEVEN-CARD, NO PEEKY. 96 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,997 - ISN'T THIS GREAT? 97 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:54,502 MY KID AND MY PALS BONDING OVER A REAL MAN'S GAME. 98 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,870 - NO PEEKY. 99 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,840 - SO, RAY, YOU STILL DOING THAT SPORTSWRITING THING? 100 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,642 - YEAH. 101 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,777 - HEY, TELL THEM ABOUT ALL THE AWARDS YOU WON THIS YEAR. 102 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:04,612 - ALL RIGHT. COME ON, DAD. 103 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,747 - AWARDS! WOW! 104 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,849 WHO WOULD HAVE MADE THAT BET, HUH? 105 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,551 - WHAT? 106 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,885 - NOTHING PERSONAL, 107 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,488 BUT YOU HAD THE BIGGEST HEAD I'D EVER SEEN ON A KID. 108 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,457 - IT WAS HUGE! 109 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:17,725 - FREAKISH. 110 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,693 - WE USED TO GET CALLS FROM THE CIRCUS. 111 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,662 [laughter] 112 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:22,896 - ALL RIGHT, ARE WE GONNA PLAY CARDS, 113 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,698 OR ARE WE GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME ALL NIGHT? 114 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:25,899 - DON'T WORRY, KID. 115 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,535 WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME FOR BOTH. 116 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,304 [laughter] 117 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:37,077 [hacking cough] 118 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,913 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PHLEGMTONES. 119 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,683 [laughter] 120 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,591 I'LL, UH-- 121 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,361 I'LL MAKE A BET THAT'S AS BIG AS MY HEAD. 122 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:03,404 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAD? 123 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:04,805 - I'M STACKING YOUR CHIPS. 124 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,640 - STACK YOUR OWN CHIPS, DAD-- 125 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,075 ALL THREE OF 'EM. 126 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,412 - YOU'RE BLUFFING, RAYMOND. 127 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:12,780 I CALL. 128 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:13,947 - YOU CALL? 129 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,584 YOU BETTER CALL A DOCTOR. 130 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,487 FULL HOUSE: QUEENS OVER 8s. 131 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,122 SORRY, GUYS. I'M IN THE ZONE. 132 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,958 - HEY, RAY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WIN ALL THE MONEY. 133 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,895 - YEAH, WELL, PERHAPS I HAVE AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE. 134 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,997 YOU KNOW, ALL NIGHT, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO READ 135 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,900 THE REFLECTION OF YOUR CARDS OFF YOUR SHINY NOGGINS. 136 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,071 - HEY, HEY, A LITTLE RESPECT. 137 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:41,108 - DON'T WORRY. THE KID'S DONE WINNING. 138 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,910 IT'S TIME FOR A MAN'S GAME. 139 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,645 FIVE-CARD DRAW. 140 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,514 NO DRAW. 141 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,749 - THAT MEANS YOU PLAY THE FIVE CARDS YOU'RE DEALT. 142 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,384 - YEAH, I FIGURED IT OUT, DAD. 143 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,390 - ANYBODY GOT ANY ANTACID OR BICARBONATE OF SODA? 144 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,626 - NO. - I DON'T. 145 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:01,695 - IN THAT CASE, I FOLD. 146 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:02,763 - I'LL OPEN. 147 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,035 - TAKE IT EASY. 148 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,136 - DAD, WHAT? 149 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,739 YOU DON'T TELL YOUR PALS TO TAKE IT EASY. 150 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,040 - THEY'RE NOT MY SON. 151 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:16,009 - WELL, I'M NOT YOUR SON HERE EITHER, DAD--FRANK. 152 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,113 WE'RE EQUALS. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 153 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:23,517 - I'M OUT. - I'M OUT. 154 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,085 - WHAT, ARE YOU SHOWING OFF? 155 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,554 THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN YOU WERE A KID 156 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:29,857 AND YOU'D SHOVE THE COCOA PUFFS UP YOUR NOSE. 157 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,726 I RAISE YOU 50. 158 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,128 - I WAS SIX THEN, 159 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,964 AND THEY SMELLED GOOD. 160 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:44,638 I SEE YOU 50, AND I RAISE YOU 50. 161 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:47,641 - I TOLD YOU DON'T PUT THE COCOA PUFFS UP YOUR NOSE. 162 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:49,209 SO WHAT DO YOU DO? 163 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,780 YOU SHOVE 25 OF THEM UP THERE. 164 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,583 WE GOT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. 165 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,985 I SEE YOU, 166 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,887 AND I RAISE YOU. 167 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,123 - WELL, DAD, 168 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:06,193 WHATEVER YOU SPENT AT THE HOSPITAL THAT NIGHT, 169 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:10,564 HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE IT ALL BACK. 170 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,735 - HOLY CRAP! - HOLY CRAP! 171 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,144 [toys clattering and squeaking] 172 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,482 - HI, HONEY. 173 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:29,817 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 174 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,819 WHY ARE YOU HOME SO LATE? 175 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,855 - 'CAUSE I-- I WON A LOT OF MONEY. 176 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,024 - OH, THAT'S GOOD. 177 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,796 - THEN I LOST SOME. 178 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,201 - HOW MUCH? 179 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:51,505 - OH, GO--GO TO SLEEP. GO TO SLEEP. 180 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,673 - WELL, HOW MUCH? 181 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,708 - NOT ENOUGH TO LOSE SLEEP OVER. 182 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:55,943 - COME ON, JUST TELL ME. 183 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,112 - SLEEP. - RAY! 184 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,213 - ALL RIGHT, DON'T SLEEP, 185 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,583 BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE CRANKY TOMORROW. 186 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,568 - DID YOU LOSE MORE THAN $50? 187 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:23,937 - YEAH. 188 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,074 - YOU DIDN'T LOSE $100, DID YOU? 189 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,141 - NO. 190 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,179 HUNDREDS. 191 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,650 - HOW MANY HUNDREDS? 192 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:37,851 - [muffled] 193 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,054 - WHAT? 194 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,122 - [muffled] 195 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,192 - WHAT? 196 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,627 - ROAD AND FRICK. 197 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,169 - RAY, HOW MANY HUNDREDS? - 23. 198 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,171 - [gasps] - TO MY DAD. 199 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,908 - YOU LOST $2,300 TO YOUR FATHER? 200 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,109 - RELAX, ALL RIGHT? 201 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,310 WE'RE GONNA GET THE MONEY BACK. 202 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,912 - HOW? - WHEN HE DIES. 203 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,146 - OH! 204 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,191 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOST ALL THAT MONEY. 205 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,594 - LOOK, IT'S MY DAD'S FAULT. 206 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:23,864 HE KEPT TELLING ME TO FOLD LIKE I WAS A LITTLE KID. 207 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,167 - OH, SO YOU SHOWED HIM BY LOSING ALL YOUR MONEY TO HIM. 208 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,602 - THAT'S RIGHT. 209 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,137 I'M MY OWN MAN. 210 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,276 - RAY, YOU KNOW, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 211 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:39,112 WE HAVE THREE KIDS TO PUT THROUGH COLLEGE. 212 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,748 - WELL, MAYBE WE'LL GET LUCKY 213 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,883 AND THEY WON'T BE COLLEGE MATERIAL. 214 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,724 - YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVING 215 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:51,759 TO BUY A BIGGER HOUSE 216 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,662 SO WE COULD MOVE AWAY FROM-- 217 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,796 THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 218 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,668 - LOOK, YOU THINK I WANTED TO LOSE THAT MUCH MONEY? 219 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,102 I KNOW IT WAS WRONG, 220 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,271 BUT YOU GOT TO KNOW I HAD A VERY GOOD REASON. 221 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,273 - YOU HAD A VERY GOOD REASON? 222 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,008 - IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR FATHER TELLS YOU 223 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,777 NOT TO PUT COCOA PUFFS UP YOUR NOSE. 224 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,112 - OH, NOT THE COCOA PUFF STORY AGAIN, RAY. 225 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,881 - WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO? 226 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,684 PUT COCOA PUFFS UP YOUR NOSE. 227 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,218 - SO NOW YOU'RE... 228 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,753 CUCKOO. 229 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,723 - DON'T YOU SEE? 230 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,758 IT'S JUST THE SAME THING AS 30 YEARS AGO. 231 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,059 HE KEPT TELLING ME TO STOP BETTING, 232 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,027 SO THE FIRST THING-- 233 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,696 - ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. I GET IT. I GET IT. 234 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,431 - GOOD. OKAY, GOOD. I FEEL BETTER. 235 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,033 ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST FORGET 236 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,769 ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING AND GET SOME SLEEP. 237 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,438 - JUST FORGET ABOUT $2,300? 238 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:42,876 - OKAY, YOU WANT TO BEAT IT INTO THE GROUND. 239 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,946 - I'M JUST--I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU LOST IT TO YOUR FATHER. 240 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,047 - WHY? 241 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,149 - BECAUSE YOU CAN GO OVER THERE AND ASK FOR IT BACK. 242 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,283 - I CAN'T DO THAT. 243 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,785 - WHY? 244 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,154 - I'M NOT A CHILD. 245 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:57,825 - OH, NO, YOU'RE A MATURE ADULT WHO LOST $2,300 246 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,660 BECAUSE HIS DADDY TOLD HIM NOT TO. 247 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,265 - ALL RIGHT, I AM A CHILD. 248 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,703 BUT IF I GO BACK AND ASK FOR THE MONEY BACK, 249 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,873 THEN I'M A BABY. 250 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,407 I DON'T WANT TO BE A BABY. 251 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,747 - QUIT PUSHING! 252 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,015 - GO AHEAD. DO IT. 253 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,717 - I'M NOT GIVING RAY'S CHECK BACK. 254 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,318 I WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE. 255 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,854 - OH, IF YOU DON'T GIVE RAY HIS MONEY, 256 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,056 YOU'RE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED. 257 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,858 - I WIN AGAIN. 258 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,997 - I CAN'T TAKE THE MONEY BACK, MA. 259 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:37,998 - YES, YOU CAN. 260 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,266 - FRANK, PLEASE. 261 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,836 - FORGET IT. I WANT TO TEACH HIM A LESSON. 262 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,138 DON'T GET IN OVER YOUR HEAD. 263 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,308 PLAY WITH FIRE, YOU'RE GONNA GET BURNED. 264 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,477 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 265 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,845 THANK YOU. 266 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:52,913 COME AGAIN. 267 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,384 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING! 268 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,319 YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DEPRIVE YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD 269 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:02,055 OF MONEY HE NEEDS TO FEED HIS FAMILY? 270 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,024 - WE'RE OKAY, MA. 271 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,259 - LOOK HOW THEY LIVE OVER HERE, FRANK-- 272 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,895 THE WANT. 273 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,064 - WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE? 274 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,300 - NOTHING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 275 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,969 - I'M A POLICEMAN. I COME HOME AT 3:00 A.M. 276 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,537 NO MOM, NO DAD, NO SANDWICH. 277 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,106 I START TO WORRY. 278 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,308 - OH, ROBBIE, IT'S THE WORST. 279 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,376 OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO UPSET IN MY LIFE. 280 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,846 - DON'T TELL HIM. HE'S A COP. 281 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,350 - TELL ME WHAT? 282 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,919 - NOTHING. 283 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,056 - RAY AND FRANK PLAYED POKER TONIGHT, 284 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:40,360 AND RAY LOST $2,300 TO YOUR FATHER. 285 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,395 - WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM I CRY DURING SEX? 286 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,763 - OH-- 287 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:54,474 - YOU PLAYED FOR REAL MONEY? 288 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,409 YOU--YOU BROKE THE LAW? 289 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,912 - WE GAMBLED. NOBODY GOT HURT. 290 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,981 - I SEE, SO IT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW 291 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,983 UNLESS SOMEBODY GETS HURT. 292 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,318 INTERESTING. 293 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,120 - ROBERT, WANT SOME ICE CREAM? 294 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,089 - NO, NO. CAN'T STAY. 295 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,591 GOT TO GO TELL THE PUSHERS AND THE MUGGERS 296 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,260 AND THE LADIES OF THE EVENING 297 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,562 THAT IT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW UNLESS SOMEBODY GETS HURT. 298 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,004 MIO FAMIGLIA. 299 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,440 [mumbling in Italian] 300 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,215 - HELLO, SWEETHEART. 301 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,917 - HI, GRANDMA. 302 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,618 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 303 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,253 - WE'RE FROSTING CUPCAKES. 304 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,891 - OH, HOW NICE. 305 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,458 FROSTING FROM A CAN. 306 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,260 SO MUCH EASIER THAN HOMEMADE. 307 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,430 - WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MARIE? 308 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:54,401 - DARLING, WILL YOU GO WASH YOUR FACE FOR GRANDMA, HUH? 309 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,203 THAT'S A GOOD GIRL. THANKS. 310 00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,940 THIS IS FOR YOU. 311 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,108 - [gasps] 312 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,342 BUT I THOUGHT FRANK SAID-- 313 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,944 - NO, HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 314 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:04,945 THIS IS MY MONEY. 315 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,379 - YOU HAVE MONEY? 316 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,547 - OH. 317 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,583 MY FATHER-- OH, SUCH A WISE MAN. 318 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,086 ON MY WEDDING DAY, HE TOOK ME ASIDE, 319 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,554 GAVE ME $200, AND SAID, 320 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,924 "HERE, THIS IS IF YOU EVER COME TO YOUR SENSES 321 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,959 AND LEAVE FRANK." 322 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,160 - WOW. 323 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,063 MY DAD ONLY GAVE ME $50. 324 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,298 - SO FOR 45 YEARS NOW, 325 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,167 I'VE BEEN ADDING TO IT LITTLE BY LITTLE. 326 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,971 I MEAN, WHO KNOWS HOW LONG MY MARRIAGE WILL LAST, RIGHT? 327 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:34,007 I MEAN, MONEY IS FREEDOM. 328 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,475 - SO HOW FREE ARE YOU? 329 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,512 - $46,000. 330 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,448 - WHAT? 331 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,016 - YUP. 332 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,652 JUST-- IT'S OUR SECRET, NOW. 333 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,220 - HI. - HI. 334 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,621 - HI, MA. - HI, DEAR. 335 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,622 - HOW YOU DOING? 336 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,224 - FINE. - FINE. 337 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,625 - OKAY, DEBRA, GIVE MOM THE MONEY BACK. 338 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,030 - HOW DID YOU KNOW? 339 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,598 - COME ON, LOOK AT YOU TWO, HUH? 340 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,168 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TWO WERE SMILING TOGETHER? 341 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,605 EXACTLY. NOW, GIVE IT BACK TO HER. 342 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,107 - OH, RAY, PLEASE. 343 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,108 - NO, NO, MA, NO. 344 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,310 GET OUT OF HERE. NO. GO. 345 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,611 - LOOK, IF YOU TAKE-- 346 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,480 - DON'T MAKE ME TURN THE HOSE ON YOU. 347 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,985 MA. 348 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,319 THANKS. 349 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,554 - YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU STUBBORN ASS. 350 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,395 - YOU WERE GONNA KEEP THAT MONEY, WEREN'T YOU? 351 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,064 - OH, RAY, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU AND YOUR STUPID PRIDE 352 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,699 TRYING TO OUTDO YOUR DAD, 353 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,002 YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE LOST THAT MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE. 354 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,536 - WRONG, ALL RIGHT? 355 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,138 I HAPPEN TO STINK AT POKER, 356 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,473 AND I WOULD HAVE LOST THE MONEY ANYWAY. 357 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,109 THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU KNOW. 358 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,292 - YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO ME? 359 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,594 - NOPE. 360 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,730 - I JUST KEEP WINNING. 361 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,402 - OH, HI, RAY. 362 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,504 - LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN ALLY'S PIGGY BANK-- 363 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,706 $2,300. 364 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,774 - OH. 365 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,609 ISN'T SHE THRIFTY? 366 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,710 - YEAH. 367 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,546 COME ON, MA, HUH? 368 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,780 I'LL TELL YOU, IT WASN'T EASY 369 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,316 TRYING TO WRESTLE IT OUT OF HER HANDS. 370 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,651 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 371 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,020 - I GAVE HIM $2,300. 372 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,555 WE'RE NOT KEEPING HIS MONEY. 373 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,590 - WHERE DID YOU GET $2,300? 374 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,758 - NEVER MIND. 375 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,660 - I DON'T WANT IT, MA. 376 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,596 - ALL RIGHT, FREEZE. 377 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,066 - ROBBIE, SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK? 378 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,501 - OH, I'M AT WORK RIGHT NOW. 379 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,702 I HEARD THE WHOLE THING. 380 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,803 THIS COULD GET UGLY, MOM. 381 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,272 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 382 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,673 - YOU'RE TELLING ME TO LEAVE MY OWN KITCHEN? 383 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,774 - NOW! 384 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,345 PLEASE. 385 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,547 - LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BOYS! 386 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,318 - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, SIT DOWN. 387 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,619 - OH, COME ON. - RIGHT NOW. 388 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,154 THE BOTH OF YOUSE. LET'S GO. 389 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,255 RIGHT HERE. 390 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,793 YOU GUYS WANT A CUP OF COFFEE? - OKAY. 391 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,695 - WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE HOW IT GOES. 392 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,832 NOW, LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT, OKAY? 393 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,235 THE BOTH OF YOU BROKE THE LAW, 394 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,669 THE LAW THAT I'VE SWORN TO UPHOLD. 395 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,072 NOW, THE ONLY THING THAT COULD ALTER THAT FACT 396 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,608 IS IF NO MONEY CHANGED HANDS ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION 397 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,277 AT ONE NEMO'S PIZZERIA 398 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,613 AND HOMEMADE SPECIALTIES. 399 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,481 - THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND DAD, ROBERT. 400 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,551 - THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE PERFECTLY FINE. 401 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,456 - EVERYTHING'S PERFECTLY FINE, HUH? 402 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,757 YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW 403 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,726 THAT YOU'RE THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG? 404 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,462 YOU'RE GOING DOWN, POPS, AND WHEN YOU DO, 405 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,131 YOU'RE GONNA BRING DOWN EDDIE AND STAN 406 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,766 AND THAT DIVORCED GARVIN. 407 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,502 - ROBERT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING. 408 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,338 - OH, I'M NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING, HUH? 409 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,241 YOU WANT TO TRY ME? COME ON! 410 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,379 LISTEN, KID. 411 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,813 I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 412 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,715 IT'S-- IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT 413 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,285 'CAUSE YOU GOT MIXED UP WITH A BAD ELEMENT. 414 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,224 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 415 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,626 - WELL, GOOD COP/BAD COP. 416 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,362 IT'S JUST TAKING ME A LITTLE LONGER 417 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,130 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME. 418 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,143 - I KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS. 419 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,445 IT'S BECAUSE WE DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO PLAY. 420 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,282 - NO, NO, MY SECOND-RATE STATUS IN THIS FAMILY 421 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:38,618 HAS NO BEARING ON MY PROFESSIONAL RESPONSIBILITIES. 422 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,320 - THERE'S ANOTHER GAME NEXT WEEK. 423 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,721 - TOO LATE. - ENOUGH ALREADY. 424 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,256 LOOK, I'M LEAVING, ALL RIGHT? 425 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,158 AND FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT TAKING THE MONEY. 426 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,760 I LOST IT, THAT'S ALL. I'M A BIG BOY. 427 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,329 ALL RIGHT, IF I TAKE THE MONEY, 428 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,831 WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE DOES THAT SEND TO MY KIDS? 429 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,300 THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 430 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,501 YOU CAN JUST GO TO YOUR FATHER 431 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,469 AND HE'LL MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY? 432 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,340 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 433 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,411 YOU'RE RIGHT. 434 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,579 - WHAT? WHAT AM I RIGHT ABOUT? 435 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,519 - YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO TO YOUR FATHER, 436 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,222 AND HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE IT OKAY. 437 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,262 HERE, BE A GOOD FATHER, BIG HEAD. 438 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,398 - DAD-- 439 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,404 THANKS. THANKS, DAD. 440 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:38,511 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 441 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,913 - I'M JUST GLAD IT ALL WORKED OUT. 442 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,350 I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO CUFF YOU GUYS. 443 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,288 - I'M GLAD TOO. 444 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:54,761 AND, UH, IT MIGHT HAVE WORKED OUT VERY WELL. 445 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:55,828 - HEY! 446 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,497 THAT'S STILL MY MONEY. 447 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,979 - WELL, YOU WANTED TO PLAY CARDS. 448 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,781 WE'RE PLAYING CARDS. 449 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,749 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 450 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:17,784 - A PAIR OF 5s. 451 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,519 - [laughs] 452 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,521 FULL HOUSE: JACKS OVER 8s. 453 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,657 OKAY, DIAMOND JIM, TAKE IT OFF. 454 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,809 - I'M COLD. 28630

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