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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:13,547 - RAY, WAKE UP. RAY, WAKE UP. 2 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:16,350 WAKE UP! - THERE'S PUDDING EVERYWHERE. 3 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,056 - RAY, I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING. 4 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,493 - DOES IT SOUND LIKE YOU TALKING? 5 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,530 - COME ON. RAY, I'M SERIOUS. 6 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,532 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 7 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,303 HOW COME I'M THE NOISE CHECKER-OUTER? 8 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,338 - BECAUSE IT WOULD LOOK PATHETIC ON THE NEWS 9 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,040 IF I WERE BEATEN UP WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING. 10 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:42,610 CAREFUL, HONEY, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS. 11 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,612 - YEAH. - AND RAY-- 12 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:48,182 IF IT'S NOTHING DANGEROUS, COULD YOU GET ME A YOGURT? 13 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,220 - YEAH. 14 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:56,056 - YOU KNOW, IN FACT, GET ME A YOGURT EITHER WAY. 15 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:00,594 - HI, I'M RAY, 16 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:02,163 AND I LIVE HERE IN LONG ISLAND 17 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,597 WITH MY WIFE, DEBRA. 18 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:04,865 SHE'S GREAT WITH THE KIDS, 19 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,201 THE HOUSE, EVERYTHING. 20 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,103 OH, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT. 21 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,604 WE'VE GOT A DAUGHTER, ALLY, 22 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:14,242 AND TWIN TWO-YEAR-OLD BOYS. 23 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,544 IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT THE KIDS. 24 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,547 MY PARENTS LIVE ACROSS THE STREET. 25 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,881 THAT'S RIGHT, 26 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,218 AND MY BROTHER LIVES WITH THEM. 27 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,153 NOW, NOT EVERY FAMILY 28 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,321 WOULD GO BY ON A CONVEYER BELT FOR YOU, 29 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,223 BUT MINE WOULD, BECAUSE-- 30 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,259 - EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND. 31 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,227 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 32 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:43,837 HEY, NEMO. 33 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:46,807 - HEY, THERE. STEINBRENNER SUCKS. 34 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,343 - THANKS FOR THE SCOOP. 35 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:50,444 - HEY, COME HERE. 36 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:51,679 I THOUGHT WE'D EAT AT THE BOOTH TODAY. 37 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:54,515 - WHY, ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? 38 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,651 - HA, HA, HA. JUST SHUT UP AND SIT OVER THERE. 39 00:01:57,685 --> 00:02:00,488 COME ON, TRUST ME. 40 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,122 YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. 41 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,795 AND WE HAVE LIFTOFF. 42 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:08,896 - HI. 43 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:12,333 SOMETHING TO DRINK FIRST? 44 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:14,468 - UH-- 45 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,170 BEER. 46 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,171 - IT'S A LITTLE EARLY. 47 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,572 - I LIKE IT WITH PIZZA. 48 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,708 BUT I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE? 49 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:23,777 BECAUSE I'LL CHANGE IT. 50 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,846 - I DRINK EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY. 51 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,881 - WATER. I'LL HAVE WATER. 52 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:30,251 PITCHER OF WATER. - OKAY. 53 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,186 AND YOU? - YEAH, OKAY, WATER. 54 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,821 I'LL JUST START WITH A GLASS, THOUGH. 55 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,591 AND THEN WHAT, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE USUAL? 56 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:41,429 - I JUST STARTED ON SATURDAY. NOBODY HAS A USUAL YET. 57 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:45,833 - IT'S FOUR SLICES, EVERYTHING ON IT. 58 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,768 - THAT SHOULD BE AN OCCASIONAL. 59 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:51,405 [Bernie laughs] 60 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:53,874 - HOW ABOUT THAT? THAT'S NEMO'S NIECE, 61 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,976 ANGELINA. 62 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,212 - I THINK SHE WAS STANDING A LITTLE CLOSE. 63 00:02:58,246 --> 00:02:59,513 - MAN, LOOK AT HER. 64 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,515 IF I WASN'T MARRIED, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO? 65 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,917 - WEAR THE SAME UNDERWEAR EVERY DAY. 66 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,490 - COME ON, RAY. YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S HOT? 67 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,924 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT, SHE'S ALL RIGHT. RELAX. 68 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,327 YOU'RE GOING TO PULL A MUSCLE. 69 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,828 - SHE'S ALL RIGHT? 70 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,231 SHE'S BUILT LIKE THE LADY FROM THE MUDFLAPS. 71 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,966 - THE MUDFLAPS? WHAT? 72 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,668 - YOU KNOW, THE LADY YOU SEE ON THE TRUCKS. 73 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,702 YOU KNOW, LIKE THIS. 74 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,204 - DON'T YOU DO IT. 75 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,008 - YOUR ORDER WILL BE UP IN JUST ONE MINUTE. 76 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,612 - OHH. DID YOU SMELL HER? 77 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:34,448 - NO, I-- I READ THE SIGN, BERNIE: 78 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,684 "THANK YOU FOR NOT SMELLING THE HELP." 79 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,621 - YEP, HERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU. 80 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,856 - THANKS, ANGELINA. THANK YOU. THANKS. 81 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,425 ASK FOR PARMESAN. 82 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,493 - NO. - JUST GO AHEAD. 83 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:46,494 - I DON'T WANT PARMESAN. - ANGELINA? 84 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:47,495 - YEAH? 85 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:48,462 - RAY HERE WOULD LIKE 86 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,264 JUST A SMIDGEN OF GRATED PARMESAN, PLEASE. 87 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,700 - OKAY. - WAIT. A SMIDGEN? 88 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,536 OH, YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOURSELF, CAN YOU? 89 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,438 - I CANNOT. 90 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,006 - SAY WHEN. 91 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,593 - WHEN. 92 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,564 GIVE ME YOUR WATER. 93 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:27,501 [telephone rings] 94 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,941 - HELLO? 95 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,344 YES, HE IS. MAY I ASK WHO'S CALLING? 96 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,878 OKAY, JUST A MINUTE. ANGELINA. 97 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,380 - ANGELINA? 98 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:44,752 DON'T KNOW ANYONE BY THAT NAME. 99 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,888 - UH, DOES HE KNOW WHAT THIS IS REGARDING? 100 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,723 OKAY. YEAH. THANKS FOR CALLING. 101 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,058 BYE-BYE. 102 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,059 SHE'S GOT YOUR WALLET. 103 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,761 - MY--MY WALLET? 104 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,896 - YEAH. IT'S AT NEMO'S. 105 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,031 - I DIDN'T GO TO NEMO'S. 106 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:06,039 - WELL, YOUR WALLET MADE IT THERE SOMEHOW. 107 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,708 DO YOU HAVE YOUR WALLET? 108 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,780 RAY, SHE SAID SHE JUST WAITED ON YOU. 109 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,983 - OH, NEMO'S. NEMO'S. YEAH, YEAH. 110 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,586 THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A WAITRESS OVER THERE, YEAH. 111 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,421 EVEN THOUGH WE USUALLY GO TO THE COUNTER. 112 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:23,391 BUT TODAY, NEMO, HE FORCED US INTO THIS TABLE, 113 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,759 WHERE THE WAITRESSES GO. 114 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,027 SO WE HAD TO HAVE A WAITRESS-- 115 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,830 NOT "HAVE" A WAITRESS. 116 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,766 WE HAD, UH, WAITRESS SERVICE. 117 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,802 - SO HOW PRETTY IS SHE? 118 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,470 - I DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS PRETTY. 119 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,472 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. 120 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,474 YOU'RE BEING SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT. 121 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,876 MY GOSH, YOU'D THINK SOMETHING WAS GOING ON. 122 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,845 - HA, HA, HA, HA, HA. 123 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,981 HA, HA, HA. 124 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,984 AH! HA, HA, HA, HA. 125 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,853 NO, NO, NO, NO. 126 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:56,056 NO, NO, NO. 127 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,158 - YOU'RE A FREAK. 128 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,661 - WHAT? WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I DO? 129 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,729 - OH, COME ON, CAN'T YOU BE HONEST? 130 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,131 I MEAN, LOOK, RAY, IF YOU SAW SOMEONE PRETTY TODAY, 131 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,132 YOU CAN TELL ME. 132 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,800 - I SAW NOTHING. 133 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,570 - OH, WOW! SHE MUST BE BEAUTIFUL. 134 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,171 - LOOK, SHE'S NEMO'S NIECE. 135 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,074 HOW BEAUTIFUL CAN SHE BE, HUH? 136 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,744 YOU'VE SEEN NEMO. 137 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:20,047 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, SOME MEN MIGHT FIND HER ATTRACTIVE. 138 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,516 NOTHING LIKE YOU, THOUGH. 139 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:23,851 THAT-- 140 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:27,655 WHICH MEANS THAT YOU ARE THE MORE ATTRACTIVE ONE. 141 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:31,459 I--I HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY. 142 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,600 - OKAY, SO SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 143 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,469 THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW. NO BIG DEAL. 144 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:45,506 - ALL RIGHT, GOOD. SO IT'S OVER, DONE. 145 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,174 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 146 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,642 - LASAGNA. 147 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,711 - AHA. 148 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,145 - SO WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH HER IF WE WEREN'T MARRIED? 149 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,981 - OH, WHAT? NO! 150 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,183 NO. NO, NO. 151 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,719 - LET'S JUST PRETEND I DIDN'T EXIST. 152 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,489 - I DON'T LIKE THIS RIDE. IT'S SCARY. 153 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,526 - WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? 154 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,509 - LOOK, IF YOU DIDN'T EXIST, 155 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,812 I'D NEVER MEET ANOTHER WOMAN, BECAUSE I'D BE A SAILOR. 156 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,046 I'D SAIL. 157 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,716 I'D JUST SAIL AROUND THE WORLD BY MYSELF, 158 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:32,019 MARRIED TO THE SALT AND THE SEA. 159 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,888 - OH, MAN, OKAY, JUST FORGET IT. 160 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,724 GOOD GRIEF, I WAS JUST KIDDING. 161 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,125 - ALL RIGHT. 162 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,631 - OKAY, SO YOU'RE A SAILOR. 163 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,165 YOU--YOU PULL INTO THE PORT OF QUEENS 164 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,100 TO-- TO TAKE ON SUPPLIES, 165 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,703 AND YOU GO ASHORE TO NEMO'S. 166 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,272 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LONELY FROM THIS LONG JOURNEY, 167 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,208 AND YOU COME UPON THIS LOVELY PIZZA WENCH. 168 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,946 WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH HER? 169 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:01,849 - YOU DON'T EXIST? 170 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,150 - IT'S LIKE "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE." 171 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,686 THERE'S NO DEBRA. 172 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,821 - WELL, THEN IT'S NOT A WONDERFUL LIFE, IS IT? 173 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,857 - OH, HA, HA. 174 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,000 - HOW MANY MONTHS HAVE I BEEN AT SEA? 175 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,902 - MMM, SEVEN. 176 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,604 - AND THERE'S NO WIND, THERE'S NOTHING. 177 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,272 I'M JUST STUCK THERE FOR A LONG TIME? 178 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:29,543 - NO ME, NO WIND, STUCK ON SHORE. 179 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:32,880 - WELL, THEN, SURE, YEAH. 180 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,315 I GUESS SO. 181 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,986 BREAK OUT THE FUNKY COLD MEDINA. 182 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,695 - I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES. 183 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,163 - OKAY? 184 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,599 - YEP, SURE. FINE. 185 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:52,432 - OKAY, GOOD. 186 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:53,934 SO, WHAT KIND-- WHAT KIND OF SAUCE? 187 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,202 MEAT SAUCE OR-- 188 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:02,542 OR SHOULD I JUST EAT OUT OF A BOWL ON THE PORCH? 189 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,846 YOU DIDN'T EXIST! 190 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,319 - YOU SURE YOU AREN'T HUNGRY? 191 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,286 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 192 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,724 - HEY, RAY, DOES THIS SMELL FUNNY TO YOU? 193 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,828 - YEAH. YEAH. 194 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,830 - OKAY, NO CHARGE. 195 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,037 - LOOK, I'M HERE TO GET MY WALLET, THAT'S IT. 196 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,038 I'M JUST GETTING MY WALLET. 197 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,272 YOU'RE MY WITNESS. 198 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,010 - YOU HUNGRY YET? 199 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,211 - NO, NO, NO. 200 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,012 - THEN JUST COME SIT WITH ME. 201 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,313 COME ON. COME ON. 202 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,685 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING SO GUILTY ABOUT? 203 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,187 - THAT'S MY NATURAL LOOK. 204 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,388 - LOOK, LIGHTEN UP, RAY. 205 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,891 YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 206 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,392 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BERNIE. 207 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,962 THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME. 208 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:59,667 I DID NOT NEED THAT MUCH PARMESAN CHEESE. 209 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,341 - HI. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 210 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,877 - YOU ARE? 211 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,845 - HERE YOU GO. 212 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:15,415 YOU GOT CUTE KIDS THERE. 213 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,416 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 214 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,384 - OH, MAN, YOU ARE GOLDEN. 215 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,119 YOU KNOW WHO SHE SMELLS LIKE? 216 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,221 DO YOU REMEMBER CARLA DEMECO FROM HIGH SCHOOL? 217 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,024 - OH, YEAH. CARLA DEMECO. 218 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,193 SHE SMELLED LIKE VANILLA-- 219 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,095 AND--AND APPLE, 220 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,429 AND STRAWBERRY. 221 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,363 YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WAS LIKE? 222 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:34,201 THE SYRUP CADDIE AT THE HOUSE OF PANCAKES. 223 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,670 - LET'S GO THERE LATER. 224 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:39,840 - HELLO, LADIES. - HEY! 225 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,008 - DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 226 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,677 - HEY, LET ME IN. 227 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,012 - DAD, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 228 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,046 - HEE, HEE, HEE. 229 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,716 I CAME TO SEE THE NEW WAITRESS. 230 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,218 - OH, GOD, DAD! 231 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,354 - HEY, RELAX. I'M HAVING LUNCH. 232 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,857 - HI, WILL YOU BE JOINING THEM? 233 00:10:56,890 --> 00:11:00,160 - HOLY CRAP! 234 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,696 UH, UH, YES, YES, I WILL. THANK YOU. 235 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,097 - OKAY. 236 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,733 WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? 237 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,468 - I'LL HAVE A MEATBALL SANDWICH, DEAR. 238 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,370 - AND TO DRINK? 239 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:14,307 - A NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER, S'IL VOUS PLAIT. 240 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,343 - I THINK SHE'S GOT A LITTLE CRUSH ON YOUR BOY HERE. 241 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,078 - HEY, YOU BETTER WATCH IT. 242 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,347 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? DOES DEBRA KNOW? 243 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,182 - WHAT? THERE'S NOTHING TO KNOW. 244 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,416 - RAY LEFT HIS WALLET HERE YESTERDAY, 245 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,251 AND WHEN ANGELINA FOUND IT, 246 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,319 SHE CALLED THE HOUSE LOOKING FOR RAY. 247 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,188 - JEEZ-ALOO! 248 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,090 HEY, YOU DENIED NOTICING HER, RIGHT? 249 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,726 - I TRIED, BUT DEBRA CAN TELL WHEN I'M LYING. 250 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,195 THEN WE HAD TO DISCUSS IT. 251 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,364 - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MESSING WITH HERE, DO YOU? 252 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,432 YOU COULD GET HIT BY THE THUNDERBOLT. 253 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,433 - WHAT'S THAT? 254 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,002 - THE THUNDERBOLT. 255 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:46,273 YOU SEE SOMEBODY, AND THEN-- BA-BOOM! 256 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:50,410 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 257 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,012 IT'S IN YOUR BLOOD. 258 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,347 - ALL RIGHT. - I CAN'T GO INTO DETAIL. 259 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:59,219 - HERE YOU GO, LARGE MEATBALL. 260 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,922 - THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HIM AT HOME. 261 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,391 - HOW ABOUT YOU? DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 262 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,458 - [raspy voice] NO. 263 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,763 - YOU SEE? YOU SEE? 264 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,398 - YOU BETTER WATCH IT. - I REALLY DIDN'T-- 265 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,833 - UNTIL YOU LEARN TO KEEP A POKER FACE, 266 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,868 YOU DON'T COME IN HERE ANYMORE. 267 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,837 YOU'RE OFF NEMO'S. JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 268 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,439 NO MORE PIZZA, YOU UNDERSTAND? 269 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,909 UH, SWEETHEART? - YEAH? 270 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,878 - COULD I HAVE A LITTLE PARMESAN OVER HERE, PLEASE? 271 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,084 - HELLO, DEAR. 272 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,285 - WELL, HI. HOW ARE YOU? 273 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,154 - GOOD. GOOD. 274 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,123 OH, WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN? 275 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,358 - OH, I GOT THEM PLUGGED IN. 276 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:41,795 BARNEY'S IN CHARGE FOR THE NEXT HALF HOUR. 277 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,396 - WELL, ENJOY YOUR BREAK. 278 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,232 YOU DESERVE IT, HONEY. 279 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,566 I REMEMBER BEFORE TELEVISION, 280 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,236 WE ACTUALLY HAD TO BE WITH THE KIDS. 281 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,370 - HA, HA, HA, HA. 282 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,143 - SO H-H-HOW YOU DOING? 283 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,078 - I'M FINE. WHY? 284 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,479 - WELL, HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING ENOUGH REST? 285 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,182 'CAUSE YOU LOOK A LITTLE TIRED. 286 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,284 - WELL, OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD. 287 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,353 - HA, HA, HA. BOY. 288 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,021 OH, BOY, HONEY, I KNOW. 289 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,957 I'VE BEEN THERE. HA, HA. 290 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,025 HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY, UH, 291 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:15,262 FRANK AND I HAVE SUCH A GOOD RELATIONSHIP? 292 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,930 - NO. 293 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,934 - WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S BECAUSE I KNOW THE IMPORTANCE 294 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,136 OF KEEPING UP MY APPEARANCE. 295 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,571 HUH? 296 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,107 HERE'S SOMETHING I USE 297 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,977 FOR THOSE LITTLE WRINKLES AROUND THE EYES. 298 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,847 - MARIE, THIS IS HEMORRHOID CREAM. 299 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:38,351 - IT STINGS A LITTLE, BUT IT REALLY WORKS, SEE? 300 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,188 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY IT. 301 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,591 SO HOW ARE THINGS BETWEEN YOU AND RAY? 302 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,493 - WELL, I'M NOT SURE WE NEED THIS. 303 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,328 - OH. HA, HA, HA. 304 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,064 WELL, YOU KNOW ME, DEBRA. 305 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:54,434 I'M THE LAST PERSON TO WANT TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE. 306 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,503 BUT, UH-- 307 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,272 I, UH, I'VE HEARD SOME THINGS. 308 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,341 - THINGS? 309 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:05,578 MARIE, ALL RAY DID WAS LEAVE HIS WALLET AT NEMO'S. 310 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,514 - OOH, I SAID TOO MUCH. 311 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,982 MAYBE I SHOULD GO. 312 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,151 I WAS NEVER HERE. 313 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,420 - MARIE, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT RAY. 314 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,355 - OH, I TRUST RAY TOO. 315 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,491 I DON'T TRUST THAT PIZZA PARLOR PUTTANA. 316 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,027 HERE, A GIFT. 317 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,261 - HEY! 318 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,030 - HEY, MARIE, WE'RE STARVING OVER THERE. 319 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,999 - OKAY, OKAY. GOOD LUCK, HONEY. 320 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,368 - I DON'T NEED GOOD LUCK. 321 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,938 THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON, YOU KNOW? 322 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,139 - MARIE, WHAT'S SHE TALKING ABOUT? 323 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:32,973 - NOTHING. NOTHING. 324 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,375 WE WERE JUST HAVING A DISCUSSION. 325 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,410 - MARIE, YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH YOUR YAPPER. 326 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,047 - OH, NO, IT'S NOT FOR YOU, DEAR. 327 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,448 IT'S FOR DEBRA. 328 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,083 - OH. 329 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,251 SORRY. 330 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,365 - YOU KNOW, I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN, AND THE GIFT, 331 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,002 BUT, YOU KNOW, I REALLY THINK THIS IS BETWEEN RAY AND I. 332 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,471 - OH, IS THIS ABOUT RAYMOND AND THE TRAMP? 333 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,941 - HEY, EVERYBODY. - HEY. 334 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,242 - HI, RAY. - HEY, RAY. 335 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,115 - I'M STARVING. 336 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,087 WHAT--WHAT'S THAT I SMELL THERE, MEAT LOAF? 337 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,556 - YEAH, BUT, UM, THAT'S FOR TOMORROW. 338 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,925 I WAS THINKING WE COULD GO TO NEMO'S TONIGHT. 339 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,969 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 340 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,371 - NOTHING; WE WERE JUST HAVING A DISCUSSION. 341 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,572 - OH, NO. 342 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,740 - BUT IT'S OVER NOW, 343 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,075 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER. 344 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,276 COME ON, LET'S GO. 345 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,551 - OH, WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE. 346 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,094 - YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA, HONEY? 347 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,463 PIZZA COULD BE FATTENING. 348 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,597 NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO WORRY, 349 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,199 NOT WITH YOUR GREAT FIGURE. 350 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,269 OH-- 351 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,604 BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET YOU HOME. 352 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,611 HEY, HEY, SUZY. 353 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,313 UH, WE'RE READY-- WE'RE GOING TO ORDER RIGHT NOW. 354 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:23,283 - OH, YOU BROUGHT THE KIDS TONIGHT. 355 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,451 I'M ON BREAK. 356 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,485 - WAIT, WAIT-- 357 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,321 - ANGELINA, TABLE FOUR. 358 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,422 - OH, HI, RAY. 359 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,325 - OH, HI, UH, WAITRESS. 360 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,663 OH, LOOK, KIDS, FIRE. 361 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,232 - HI, I THINK WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE EARLIER. 362 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,401 I'M ANGELINA. HI. - OH, HI. 363 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,702 - I'M SORRY, THAT WAS RUDE OF ME. 364 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,605 THIS IS DEBRA, THE LITTLE LADY. 365 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,740 I DON'T MEAN LITTLE IN A SIZE WAY 366 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,709 OR LITTLE THAT SHE DOESN'T MATTER. 367 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:55,248 SHE'S MY BIG LADY. SHE'S MY GREAT BIG LADY. 368 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,783 - IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 369 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,618 - YOU WANT YOUR USUAL? 370 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,154 - HA, HA. LIKE I HAVE A USUAL. 371 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,125 - GO AHEAD, RAY, JUST GET YOUR USUAL. 372 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,795 - IT'S BERNIE'S. IT'S BERNIE'S USUAL. UH-- 373 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:13,166 I'M GOING TO GO WITH ITALIAN FOOD. 374 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:23,643 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, MY BRIDE? 375 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,513 - HA, HA, HA, HA. 376 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,316 UH, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA. 377 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,517 I NEED THREE MILKS FOR THE KIDS. 378 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,484 I'LL HAVE A ROOT BEER, 379 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:35,255 AND HE NEEDS SOMETHING TO DRINK RIGHT AWAY. 380 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,723 AND I'LL HAVE A SALAD, THANKS. 381 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,559 - OKAY. COMING RIGHT UP. THANKS. 382 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,463 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, SHE IS PRETTY. 383 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,332 I CAN SEE WHY YOU MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT HER. 384 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,199 - ME? 385 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,567 I DIDN'T MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT HER. 386 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,369 YOU DID; YOU MADE THE BIG DEAL ABOUT HER. 387 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,837 YEAH, YOU'RE THE ONE. 388 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,372 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME IN THE OCEAN 389 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,307 AND KILLED YOURSELF. 390 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,675 AND YOU KEPT ME OUT THERE FOR SEVEN MONTHS, 391 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,244 A LONELY SAILOR. 392 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,411 YOU MADE ME DO IT. 393 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,347 YOU MADE ME SLEEP WITH HER. 394 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,714 OH, HELLO. 395 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,252 - DADDY'S SWEATING. 396 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,688 - DO YOU MIND? 397 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,458 - HELP HER. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 398 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,496 - OH, I FORGOT. 399 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,297 YOU LIKE PARMESAN. 400 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,433 - NO! NO, PARMESAN. NO PARMESAN. 401 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,155 UNLESS YOU WANT PARMESAN. 402 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,628 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, HONEY? 403 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,330 - NOTHING. NOTHING. 404 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,334 WOW! THAT REALLY DOES STING. 405 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,772 - LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT. 406 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,275 I WAS A JERK. 407 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,343 - JUST TELL ME ONE THING, RAY. 408 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,345 DO YOU WISH I LOOKED LIKE ANGELINA? 409 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,347 - NO, NO. 410 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,848 OF COURSE NOT. 411 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,783 HOW COULD I TELL YOU APART? 412 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,621 - WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS? 413 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,224 WHY IS IT WHEN ONE OF YOU SEES A PRETTY GIRL, 414 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,393 HE BECOMES A BASKET CASE? 415 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:23,496 WHY IS HOW A WOMAN LOOKS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING? 416 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,565 - THAT'S GOD'S WAY. 417 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,435 THAT'S WHY THE EYES ARE IN FRONT. 418 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,270 IF WHAT A WOMAN SAID WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT, 419 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:34,241 THEN THE EARS WOULD BE HERE. 420 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,608 THAT'S JUST NATURAL SELECTION. 421 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:39,346 THERE WERE GUYS LIKE THAT, BUT THEY DIED OUT. 422 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,750 - WELL, I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT. 423 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,918 - I AM DIFFERENT. 424 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,555 I AM DIFFERENT. I'M VERY SPECIAL. 425 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,756 - OHH. 426 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,792 - YOU KNOW THAT. 427 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:57,129 HOW MANY MEN DO YOU KNOW CAN DO THIS? 428 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,471 [IMITATING BOMB FALLING] 429 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,406 BOOM! 430 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,490 - WHO ARE YOU? 431 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,825 - COME ON, HUH--OW. 432 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,760 THIS IS NO BIG DEAL. 433 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,562 - YOU LOOKING AROUND IS NOT A BIG DEAL? 434 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,831 - I DIDN'T LOOK AROUND. I LOOKED. 435 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,634 I LOOKED, THAT'S ALL. THERE'S NO "AROUND." 436 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,370 AND THERE NEVER WILL BE. 437 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,237 NOW, COME ON, 438 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,806 I'M SURE YOU LOOK AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE. 439 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,574 - NO, WOMEN ARE-- WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT. 440 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,710 - YEAH, YOU NEVER FOUND ANOTHER GUY ATTRACTIVE? 441 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,579 - NO. - REALLY? 442 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,814 - WELL-- - COME ON! 443 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,816 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 444 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,784 OH, WELL, MAYBE. 445 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,353 - WHO? 446 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:57,457 WHO? WHO? WHO DO YOU LOOK AT? 447 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,591 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, IF IT HELPS, 448 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,861 I'M DEAD, AND YOU'RE A SAILOR. 449 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:05,865 - OKAY, WELL, THERE'S THAT CHUCK WILSON. 450 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,368 - CHUCK WILSON? AT MY PAPER? 451 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,869 THE COLUMNIST? - YEAH. YEAH. 452 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,604 YOU KNOW, HIS PICTURE IS RIGHT ACROSS FROM YOURS, 453 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,873 AND, UH, HE'S KIND OF CUTE. 454 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:14,941 - WILSON? - YEAH. 455 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,711 - OH, GOD, HE'S A FAT LOAD, WILSON. 456 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,413 - WELL, HE DOESN'T LOOK FAT IN HIS PICTURE. 457 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,748 - THAT'S FROM THE HEAD UP. 458 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,849 I'M TELLING YOU, 459 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,385 FROM THE NECK DOWN, HE'S A CARNIVAL. 460 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,587 WILSON? GOD. 461 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,588 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY 462 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,822 BON JOVI OR SOMETHING. 463 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:33,526 - OH, RIGHT. LIKE I'M EVER GOING TO MEET HIM. 464 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,727 - WELL, YOU SURE AS HELL 465 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:35,962 AREN'T GOING TO MEET CHUCK WILSON NOW. 466 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,598 - OH, THIS IS STUPID, RAY. JUST FORGET IT. 467 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,767 - WILSON. BIG FAT WILSON. 468 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,102 HE'S A PIG. 469 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,471 HE'S A FATTY. 470 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,008 HE'S GOT A CURLY TAIL. 471 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,645 - SOO-EY! 472 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,859 - LOCKING UP. 473 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,987 - [clears throat] WHEN. 30374

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