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- I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR YOUR TIME, MR. LASORDA.
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OKAY--
TOMMY.
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I REALLY APPRECIATE
THIS INTERVIEW.
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THIS'LL BE REAL QUICK.
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OKAY, NOW THAT
YOU'RE RETIRED,
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I WAS JUST WONDERING,
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING WITH THAT COOKIE?
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PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!
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NO, NO, NO, NOT YOU,
MR. LASORDA. NO.
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DID I--I SCARED YOU?
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OH, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO SCARE YOU.
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OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE EATING A COOKIE.
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- DON'T YOU LOVE NEMO'S
AT NIGHT?
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THE CANDLES--
- YES.
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- TWINKLY LIGHTS.
- I KNOW.
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SUCH A ROMANTIC
ATMOSPHERE, HUH?
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- YEAH.
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THAT'S WHY
THE POPE EATS HERE.
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HEY, YOU THINK
HE REALLY SAID,
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"TO MY BUDDY NEMO,
YOUR PIZZA IS INFALLIBLE"?
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- HEY, HE'S GOOD LUCK.
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- YEAH. LINDA AND I
GOT A PICTURE OF HIM
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DOWN AT THE SHOP
RIDING A JET SKI.
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- NO.
- THAT WAS MY IDEA.
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- YOU SEE?
SHE'S BRAINY AND BEAUTIFUL.
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- AW.
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- AND LOOSE.
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DID YOU ORDER FOREPLAY?
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I DIDN'T ORDER FOREPLAY.
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- YOU OKAY, HONEY?
YOU'RE SWEATING.
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- I SWEAT
BEFORE I THROW UP.
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- TWO MELANZONIES.
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- YEAH, HERE.
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- EXTRA SAUCE.
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- SHE'S THE SAUCY ONE.
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- AND THE ASSORTED
FRIED CHEESES PLATE.
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- HE'S THE FAT ONE.
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- BON APPETIT.
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- OW!
OW!
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- OH, BABE, LET ME SEE.
LET ME SEE.
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- YOU WANT SOME ICE,
BERNIE?
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- I GOT WHAT BERNIE NEEDS.
COME HERE. COME HERE.
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- AW.
[laughs]
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YOU GOT
WHAT I NEED, RAY?
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- A GUN?
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HEY, THAT'S TONGUE!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A VEGETARIAN.
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- OH, WHAT, YOU NEVER KISSED
IN FRONT OF ANYBODY?
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- YEAH, I'M SURE WE HAVE.
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- THERE WAS, UH--
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THAT ONE
AT OUR WEDDING.
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[tapping on glasses]
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- OH, WHAT, THAT'S IT?
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- WHAT ARE YOU--
COME ON. THE POPE!
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- HEY, WATCH THIS.
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HEY, TRY IT
LIKE THIS, OKAY?
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[imitating Marlon Brando]
STELLA!
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- STELLA!
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- ATTAGIRL!
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- BRANDO.
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"I COULD HAVE BEEN
A CONTENDER."
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- AWW! HELLO, DEARS.
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- WERE YOU
IN MY OFFICE, MA?
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- YEAH. I WAS
TRYING TO GET A PEN
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TO DO THE CROSSWORDS.
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YOU KNOW
YOUR DESK DRAWER IS LOCKED?
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- UH, YEAH,
WE LOCK IT NOW.
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- OH?
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- YEAH.
IT KEEPS THE KIDS OUT.
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- OH!
HA, HA, HA!
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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I BROKE A KNIFE IN IT.
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- OKAY,
LET'S GET TO BED, ALLY.
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- HEY.
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SHOWER'S BROKEN.
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MUST'VE BEEN LOOSE,
'CAUSE WHEN I FIDDLED WITH IT,
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IT CAME RIGHT OUT
OF THE WALL.
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- OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT'RE YOU TAKING A SHOWER
OVER HERE FOR?
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- WELL, HE CAME HOME FROM WORK,
AND WE WERE HERE,
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AND YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER.
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HE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE
ALONE IN THE HOUSE.
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- CAN WE GO NOW?
I'M COLD.
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- OH, SURE, SWEETIE.
COME ON, LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
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- UH, THAT'S MY TOWEL.
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BUT WE CAN
GET IT LATER.
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- I'LL PATCH THE SHOWER UP
FOR YOU TOMORROW.
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- OF COURSE YOU WILL.
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- YOU KNOW THAT SHAMPOO
THAT SAYS "NO MORE TEARS"?
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- YEAH.
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- THERE'S TEARS.
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- OH, YEAH.
DEFINITELY BROKEN.
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YOU KNOW
HOW I COULD TELL?
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THERE SHOULD BE
A BATHROOM RIGHT HERE.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT TO BE
HARD ON ROBERT
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BEING SO GIGANTIC.
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WHEN HE WAS A KID,
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HE WASN'T ALLOWED
TO PET THE CAT.
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COME ON.
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HE COULDN'T PET THE CAT.
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OH, GOD. YOU'RE NOT OKAY.
YOU'RE NOT.
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- I'M FINE, RAY.
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- SEE, I WOULD'VE BELIEVED YOU
IF YOU DIDN'T ADD THE "RAY."
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LOOK, DO YOU MIND?
I HAVE TO PACK.
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I'M LEAVING
WITH THE METS TOMORROW.
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- YEAH. GO AHEAD.
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IT'S MY BROTHER, RIGHT?
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- NO, IT'S--
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- IT'S MY FATHER.
YES, HE'S REALLY ANNOYING.
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- [sighs]
NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FATHER.
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- IT'S MY MOM, RIGHT?
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YEAH, YEAH.
SHE BROKE OUR KNIFE.
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LET'S KILL HER.
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COME ON, YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING
WE DON'T DO THINGS TOGETHER.
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WE'LL KILL HER
AND THEN A MOVIE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID.
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I'M USUALLY GOOD
AT KNOWING WHEN IT'S ME,
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BECAUSE IT'S USUALLY ME.
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- RAY, HOW COME YOU CAN NEVER
JUST BE AFFECTIONATE WITH ME?
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- OH, BERNIE!
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- DID YOU SEE
HOW BERNIE IS WITH LINDA?
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- I SEE. EVERYBODY SEES THAT.
IT'S FREE PLAYBOY CHANNEL!
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- THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
ONCE IN A WHILE.
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- HE WAS DRINKING.
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- THEY'RE SO PASSIONATE.
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- THEY'RE DRUNKS!
BOTH OF THEM!
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LOOK--
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LOOK, THEY'VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED
FOR, WHAT, TWO YEARS?
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SO THERE'S NO KIDS,
NO EXHAUSTION.
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JUST WAIT.
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- WAIT FOR WHAT?
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- FOR THIS.
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THE NOISE AND THE NO SLEEP
AND THE NO TIME.
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PLEASE, KNOW WHAT
I MEAN HERE.
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- YOU NEVER EVEN SAY
"I LOVE YOU."
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- OH, NOW I DON'T LOVE YOU.
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- YOU DON'T SAY IT.
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- I DO.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
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- I DO.
- WHEN DO YOU SAY IT?
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- WITH MY EYES!
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- I'M--
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DROWNING.
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LOOK, YOU WANT ME
TO SAY IT?
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I LOVE YOU.
THERE. I SAID IT.
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- OH, YEAH, OKAY,
THERE'S THE SEVEN LITTLE WORDS
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EVERY WOMAN
WANTS TO HEAR.
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I LOVE YOU.
THERE. I SAID IT.
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- HEY, COME ON.
DON'T I SAY IT WHEN WE--
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- OH, YELLING IT DURING SEX
DOESN'T COUNT.
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- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
I DON'T KNOW.
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- WELL--
- WHAT?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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JUST--
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WELL, I--
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DOESN'T MATTER.
JUST--
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GOOD NIGHT.
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- UM--
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I'M STILL PACKING
OVER HERE.
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- GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.
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- HI.
- HI.
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- HEY, GUYS!
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HERE.
THIS IS FOR YOU.
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- WHAT IS THIS?
A CARD?
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- MM-HMM.
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GOT UP EARLY
TO GET IT FOR YOU.
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- WHY?
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- YOU KNOW.
'CAUSE OF WHAT WE--
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YOU KNOW.
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- "TO A SPECIAL WIFE."
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"LOVE LIKE OURS
IS REAL AND TRUE
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"AS A LILY HOLDS
THE MORNING DEW.
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"EVER DAY
FINDS JOY ANEW,
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AND IN EVERY WAY
DO I LOVE YOU."
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- AHH.
- YEAH!
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HA, HA, HA!
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OH, THAT'S REALLY SWEET, RAY.
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- YEAH?
- YEAH. I JUST--
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LOVE IT.
IT'S--
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IT'S A REALLY NICE CARD.
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- OH, SOMETHING'S WRONG.
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WHAT, IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
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OH, I SHOULD'VE GOT
THE POP-UP.
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- MAYBE YOU JUST DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEANT.
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- OH, YOU STILL WANT
THE TALKING.
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LOOK, THIS IS BETTER
THAN TALKING.
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THIS IS WRITING.
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- UH-HUH.
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YOU COULDN'T EVEN
SIGN IT "LOVE, RAY."
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YOU SIGNED IT,
"OKAY? RAY."
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- LOOK, YOU KNOW ME.
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YOU KNOW THIS ALL
MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
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WHEN I SAY I LOVE YOU,
IT DOESN'T SOUND NATURAL.
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IT'S LIKE SOME BAD MOVIE,
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LIKE SOMEBODY'S
GOING TO LAUGH AT ME.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
LAUGH?
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- SOMEBODY'S GOING TO LAUGH
AT ME SAYING THAT STUFF.
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- STUFF?
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- DO YOU LOVE ME, DADDY?
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- OH, YES!
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU!
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I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS.
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AND MOMMY.
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HUH?
WHAT A MOMMY.
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WHAT A--
LET'S HEAR IT FOR MOMMY!
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RAISE YOUR HAND FOR--
YAY!
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LOOK, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. I'M JUST--
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I'M NOT GOOD
AT SAYING THAT STUFF ALOUD.
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THAT'S THE WAY I AM.
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THAT'S THE WAY
MY PARENTS WERE.
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- WELL, OKAY,
BUT YOU KNOW,
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MAYBE THERE WAS
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
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YOU WANT TO PASS THIS TRAIT
ON TO YOUR KIDS?
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- NO.
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- RAY--
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I LOVE YOU.
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- AND I YOU.
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- OH!
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- COME ON!
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COME ON.
IT'S ALL HERE IN THE CARD!
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DEBRA.
DEBRA!
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- STELLA!
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- STUPID STINKING HUMP!
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DON'T TOY WITH ME, GOD.
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- HEY, DAD, ICED TEA?
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- NO. IT GETS ME
ALL HOPPED UP.
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I'M ALMOST DONE HERE.
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OW!
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DAMN PIECE
OF CRAP!
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- PLEASE, DAD,
TAKE IT EASY A LITTLE.
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- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING?
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- YEAH, SURE, YOU DO,
BUT RELAX.
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- GIVE ME
THE DAMN PLIERS.
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THANKS.
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00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,713
- LISTEN, DAD,
I GOT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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- THERE!
DONE!
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A COUPLE OF THINGS
YOU GOT TO REMEMBER.
239
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,752
IT'S VERY EASY, OKAY.
- YEAH? LIKE WHAT?
240
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:22,122
- WELL, IT'S NOTHING.
HOT IS NOW COLD.
241
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,257
- WHAT ELSE?
IS THE WATER GOING TO COME OUT?
242
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,759
- SURE.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
243
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,661
YOU HOLD
ON TO THIS ONE TIGHT,
244
00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,330
AND THEN YOU PUSH
AND TURN WITH THIS ONE.
245
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,232
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
AT LEAST TWO HANDS.
246
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,801
- YEAH, DAD, PLEASE--
247
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,136
- AAH!
248
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,338
THE WATER COMES OUT
VERY HOT AT FIRST,
249
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,439
BUT SAVE THAT.
250
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,408
YOU'RE GOING
TO NEED IT LATER.
251
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,711
- AW, DAD, SHUT IT.
JUST SHUT IT.
252
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,913
- HERE, GIVE ME A HAND.
GIVE ME A HAND.
253
00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,047
- [groaning]
254
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,248
- TURN.
TURN IT!
255
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,817
- I'M TURNING.
- TURN IT!
256
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,919
- I'M TURNING IT!
257
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,120
- WHEW!
258
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,423
- THANKS.
259
00:10:56,456 --> 00:11:01,394
LISTEN, DAD,
I WAS WONDERING SOMETHING.
260
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:08,335
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
261
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:12,139
THAT YOU SAID
"I LOVE YOU" TO--
262
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,008
ANYBODY?
263
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,110
- "I LOVE YOU"?
264
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,412
- YEAH.
265
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,181
- WHAT, DO YOU LIVE
IN A FREAKIN' FAIRYLAND
266
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,850
OR SOMETHING?
267
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,953
- DAD, I JUST
WANTED TO KNOW.
268
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,487
- THIS IS REAL LIFE,
RAYMOND.
269
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,823
PEOPLE DON'T JUST
GO AROUND SAYING THAT.
270
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,424
- YES, THEY DO, DAD.
271
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,293
- NAME ONE.
NAME ONE PERSON.
272
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,797
- DEBRA.
- THAT'S AN ACT.
273
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,366
- IT'S NOT AN ACT, DAD.
SHE MEANS IT.
274
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,734
- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
COME ON.
275
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,770
MAYBE DEBRA.
276
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,906
BUT SHE'S, UH, NICE.
277
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,474
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME
THESE THINGS?
278
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,176
- I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
THAT'S ALL.
279
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,011
DO YOU EVER SAY IT
TO MOM?
280
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,146
- YOU'RE GETTING
KIND OF PERSONAL NOW.
281
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,782
- DAD, YOU'RE MY FATHER.
282
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,784
- YOUR MOTHER AND I
KNOW HOW WE FEEL.
283
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,218
THAT'S OUR BUSINESS.
284
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:02,489
- WHAT?
HELLO, RAYMOND, SWEETIE.
285
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,791
HOW YOU--
286
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,826
WHAT'S OUR BUSINESS?
287
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,061
- NOTHING.
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
288
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,797
- YOU SAID OUR BUSINESS.
289
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,031
WHAT ARE YOU TWO
TALKING ABOUT?
290
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,432
- NOTHING, MA.
IT'S OKAY.
291
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,801
- YOU GOT HIM LYING
FOR YOU NOW?
292
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,136
- GO AWAY!
293
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:20,073
- I CHOP UP CELERY AND DILL
FOR YOUR ROTTEN TUNA SANDWICH
294
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,842
AND I DRAG IT
ACROSS THE STREET FOR YOU,
295
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,277
AND YOU DON'T
EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY--
296
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,213
- HEY,
THAT'S MY FREAKIN' LUNCH!
297
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,981
- NOW COME ON.
IT'S NOTHING.
298
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,250
I WAS ASKING, THAT'S ALL.
I WAS JUST ASKING,
299
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,519
HOW COME NOBODY EVER SAYS
"I LOVE YOU" AROUND HERE?
300
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,887
BUT I'M STARTING
TO REALIZE
301
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,856
WHAT A STUPID QUESTION
THAT IS.
302
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,491
- NO, THAT'S NOT STUPID
AT ALL, DEAR.
303
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,359
THERE HAPPENS TO BE
304
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,995
A VERY GOOD EXPLANATION
FOR IT, THOUGH.
305
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,497
YOUR FATHER DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT LOVE IS.
306
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,366
- OKAY. OH, BOY.
307
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,335
- WHEN WE FIRST
WERE MARRIED,
308
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,237
I SAID IT
ALL THE TIME.
309
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,205
- NAME ONE TIME.
- ALL THE TIME.
310
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,273
- WHEN?
WHEN DID YOU SAY IT?
311
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,375
- I SAID IT
ALL THE TIME!
312
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,280
I HAPPEN TO BE
A VERY LOVING, CARING WOMAN.
313
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,882
YOU KNOW THAT, RAYMOND.
314
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,117
BUT I MEAN, AFTER YEARS
AND YEARS OF GIVING AND SHARING
315
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,054
AND GETTING NOTHING IN RETURN,
ONE TENDS TO--
316
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,956
- YOU SAID IT
ONE TIME IN ALBANY.
317
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,457
- OH, SHUT UP.
- ONE TIME!
318
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,524
- SHUT UP!
319
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,193
- THE NIGHT YOU HAD
THE RUM CANDY.
320
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,862
- SHUT UP, FRANK!
321
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,196
SEE WHAT I HAVE
TO PUT UP WITH?
322
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,831
- LOOK, MA, DAD,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT.
323
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,266
IT'S OKAY.
324
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,835
- WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO YOU,
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
325
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:25,172
MY PARENTS NEVER SAID IT.
326
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,606
- WHEN YOU WERE A KID,
DIDN'T YOU WANT
327
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,175
YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER
TO SAY IT TO YOU?
328
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,176
- OF COURSE.
329
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:29,977
- BUT THEY DIDN'T.
330
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:30,743
- WHY?
331
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,882
- THEY DIDN'T
WANT TO SPOIL US.
332
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,851
- ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE WAY
WE WANT TO BE?
333
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,120
IS THIS THE WAY
WE WANT THE KIDS TO BE?
334
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,055
I MEAN, WHAT WOULD BE SO WRONG
WITH SAYING "I LOVE YOU"
335
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:45,125
AROUND HERE
ONCE IN A WHILE?
336
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:49,529
- WELL, WE'RE NOT LIVING
IN A FAIRYLAND HERE, RAYMOND.
337
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,104
- HEY, HOT AND SOUR SOUP!
338
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,638
- WANT TO GIVE ME A HAND
WITH THESE GUYS?
339
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:02,275
- COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S FUN IN THE SINK.
340
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,276
YOU LOVE IT,
DON'T YOU?
341
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,546
LOOK AT THAT.
LOOK HOW THE GREASE SEPARATES.
342
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,616
ALL SQUEAKY
AND SHINY CLEAN.
343
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,651
HEY, I CAN SEE MYSELF.
344
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,354
- YEAH, YOU SHOULD BE
LOOKING A LITTLE LOWER.
345
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:19,426
- HEY, THIS DISH
HAS A CRACK IN IT.
346
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,161
COME ON.
347
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,530
ALL RIGHT,
LOOK, YOU'RE RIGHT.
348
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,233
YOU'RE RIGHT.
349
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,236
I'LL TRY AND CHANGE
THE WAY I AM OR SOMETHING.
350
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,171
- YOU MEAN THAT?
351
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,473
- WE'RE LEAVING NOW.
352
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,008
- OKAY.
THANKS.
353
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,476
THANKS, DAD.
354
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,411
- THE SHOWER'S FIXED,
355
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,981
AND THERE'S JUST ONE THING
I WANT YOU TO KNOW.
356
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,249
- WHAT?
357
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,318
- WELL, UH, WE'VE
BEEN TALKING, AND, UH--
358
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,319
YOU GO AHEAD, FRANK.
359
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,387
- I LOVE YOU.
360
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,489
- I LOVE YOU!
361
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,458
- OH, GOD, MOM.
362
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,993
- I LOVE YOU, DEBRA.
363
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,594
- MOM, YOU CAN STOP, MOM.
364
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,597
MOM, YOU'RE SCARING THEM.
365
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,533
GO.
SAVE THE CHILDREN.
366
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,103
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
367
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,038
IT'S OKAY.
368
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,039
- HEY.
369
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:09,276
- OH, ROBBIE,
SWEETHEART.
370
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,277
I LOVE YOU.
371
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,045
I'M SO SORRY.
372
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,213
- SORRY FOR WHAT?
373
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,247
- FOR NEVER SAYING IT.
374
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,448
FROM NOW ON,
375
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,716
I'M GOING TO SAY IT TO YOU
ALL THE TIME.
376
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,086
ALL OF YOU,
EVEN FRANK.
377
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,954
I LOVE YOU!
378
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,425
- ISN'T THIS THE PART
OF THE MOVIE
379
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,527
WHERE SHE'S SUPPOSED
TO GET SHOT BY THE REAL HER?
380
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,000
- WELL, WE'RE HERE
FOR SUCH A SHORT WHILE.
381
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,402
YOUR FAMILY SHOULD KNOW
HOW YOU FEEL.
382
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,272
- I'M FEELING IT'S NOT
THAT SHORT A WHILE HERE, MA.
383
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,207
- TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
384
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,177
I FELT KIND OF EMBARRASSED
AT FIRST TOO.
385
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,745
BUT NOW--
386
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,647
- OH, GOD.
387
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,516
AW.
388
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,118
- I LOVE YOU, SON.
389
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,286
- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
THANKS, DAD. ME TOO.
390
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,621
I'LL BE OVER HERE.
391
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,458
WHAT?
392
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,494
- WELL, YOU'RE MY BROTHER.
393
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,762
I LOVE YOU, RAYMOND.
394
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,098
- OH, ISN'T THAT NICE?
395
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,136
- COME ON. ENOUGH.
ENOUGH ALREADY!
396
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,570
OH, GOD!
397
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,240
- WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?
398
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,642
- I TOLD THEM
WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.
399
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,344
- WHAT? WHY?
400
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,113
- I THOUGHT I COULD FIND OUT
WHY I WAS THE WAY I WAS.
401
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:23,483
BUT NOW I KNOW WHY.
I'M FROM A MENTAL INSTITUTION.
402
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,686
- I LOVE YOU, DEB.
403
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,455
- ROBERT, ROBERT.
- NO, NO.
404
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,657
- YOU'RE--
405
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,092
REMEMBER THE CAT.
406
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,039
- THANKS, ROB,
I--I LOVE YOU TOO.
407
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:49,409
RAY, THIS IS NOT
WHAT I WANTED.
408
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,479
UH, COULD EVERYBODY JUST--
GO BACK TO NORMAL?
409
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,280
I THINK IT WAS
MUCH BETTER
410
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,782
BEFORE EVERYBODY
LOVED EACH OTHER.
411
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,585
- WAIT A MINUTE.
412
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,720
THIS IS BETWEEN YOU TWO.
413
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,389
THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM.
414
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,357
- WELL, YEAH, YEAH,
I WAS TRYING TO FIND OUT
415
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,427
WHY I'M NOT THE MOST
DEMONSTRATIVE GUY.
416
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,228
AND I THOUGHT--
417
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,463
- YOU THOUGHT
IT WAS OUR FAULT.
418
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:13,300
- THAT'S TYPICAL.
YOU BLAME THE PARENTS.
419
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,601
THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM,
420
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,768
AND THE FIRST THING
KIDS DO TODAY
421
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,170
IS POINT
TO THE MOTHER.
422
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,771
- NOBODY'S POINTING, MA.
423
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:22,375
- IF IT'S ANYBODY'S FAULT,
IT'S YOUR FATHER.
424
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,612
- OKAY, PLEASE,
JUST STOP.
425
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,480
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
426
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,817
WHY DO YOU DEAL WITH IMPORTANT
THINGS WE TALK ABOUT LIKE THIS?
427
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,120
I'M SORRY
I EVER BRING THEM UP.
428
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,822
- I'M SORRY TOO.
429
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,823
- I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING, RAY.
430
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,126
I WILL NEVER BOTHER YOU
ON THIS SUBJECT AGAIN.
431
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,327
I PROMISE, OKAY?
432
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,162
LET'S JUST FORGET
I EVER SAID ANYTHING.
433
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,730
ALL RIGHT?
434
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,831
- COME ON, DEB.
435
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,366
DEB.
436
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,834
- YOU KNOW,
YOUR PLANE LEAVES IN TWO HOURS.
437
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,269
YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN PACKED YET.
438
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:53,340
- OH, GOD.
LOOK, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
439
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,643
I'M SORRY
I'M SUCH A SCREW-UP.
440
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,785
- [clears throat]
441
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,659
- THIS LOVE STUFF--
442
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,827
WE NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN.
443
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,615
- OH, HI.
- HI.
444
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,851
- I MADE THE BED.
- YEAH, I SEE.
445
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,523
- LISTEN--
- UH, DON'T.
446
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,757
- WHAT?
447
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,726
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY ANYTHING.
448
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,501
- I DON'T?
- NOPE.
449
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,344
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT?
450
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,678
- I'M GOING
TO MISS MY PLANE.
451
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,979
- OKAY.
452
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,514
- I'LL CALL YOU.
- OKAY.
453
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,550
- I'LL CALL YOU
WHEN I GET THERE.
454
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,617
- ALL RIGHT.
455
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:45,685
BYE.
456
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,434
- I LOVE YOU.
457
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,473
- [laughing]
458
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,907
- OH, BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL.
459
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,243
- HONEY, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
460
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:13,380
- NO, THAT'S ALL, CARDS--
ONLY CARDS FROM NOW ON.
461
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,949
YEAH, YOUR "I LOVE YOU"
IS GOING TO COME FROM ZIGGY.
462
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,995
YEAH, I MISS YOU, TOO.
463
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,364
OKAY,
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
464
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,400
AND, HONEY--
465
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,502
I LOVE YOU.
466
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:36,936
GOOD. WELL,
GET USED TO IT,
467
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,906
'CAUSE I'M GOING
TO SAY IT ALL THE TIME.
468
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:43,576
OKAY. NOW GIVE THE PHONE
TO MOMMY.
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