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FAINT CHATTER

Thank you.

Right, everyone, welcome back for Britain's Got Talent 2024.

Well done on last series.

Who knew the people of Britain were so partial to hi-vis jackets?

ELECTRONIC CHIME # One more time... #

What? Everyone loves hi vis!

LAUGHTER

We need something that tells the nation we're back.

That's why we've brought in a panel of TV experts.

GIGGLING

Has anybody got any ideas?

Why don't we change Golden Buzzer to "Holden Buzzer"?

What about a giant air balloon with my face on it?

What about a big party? Yes!

And invite loads of talent. Ah...

I've got a mate with a house big enough,

and he loves a good party.

So, is that a yes to the air balloon?

LAUGHTER

MUSIC: 'Dancing On The Ceiling' by Lionel Richie

DOORBELL RINGS

# Oh, what a feeling

# When we're dancing On the ceiling... #

This is the best party ever.

# What a feeling

# When we're dancing On the ceiling... #

Oi! Give me that.

HE LAUGHS

MUSIC STOPS, ALL GASP

SIMON: 'Er, boys?'

Er, Simon... Do you like what we've done with the place?

'I don't like it.

'I love it.'

CHEERING

MUSIC: 'Young Hearts Run Free' by Candi Staton & Benji La Vida

ECHOES: 'I love it.'

# Say I'm gonna leave A hundred times a day... #

Britain's Got Talent auditions start today!

# Just can't break away Just can't break away

# Just can't break away

# Oh, young hearts run free... #

So happy Britain's Got Talent is back.

What about performing for the Royal Variety?

Imagine, in front of all the royal family.

What would you do with £250,000? I don't know.

I would get a Lamborghini.

# I say I'm gonna turn loose A thousand times a day

# But I just can't break away

# Oh, young hearts... #

LAUGHTER

Is that a cake?! It's not a cake. It's a Golden Buzzer.

Golden Buzzer. Ah, yes. Oh, here we go.

Just a gentle reminder. You get one of these each.

One, Bruno.

Can we just put a "however" in there? No! No!

What about a "dot-dot-dot"? No!

Why don't we get in the mood... Yes. ..by all hitting it together?

Get it out the way. To officially start BGT '24...

EXPLOSION, ALL SCREAM

Oh, it's gone early!

We haven't pressed it yet! LAUGHTER

ALL: Three, two, one...

THEY CHEER

# Come together Our voice like a thunder... #

Welcome to Britain's Got Talent!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Are you ready to meet the Britain's Got Talent judges?

CHEERING Bruno Tonioli!

# We can do anything now

# Yes, we can, yes, we can Yes, we can... #

WOMAN TRILLS LIPS

Here we go. Warming up. THEY LAUGH

Alesha Dixon!

# Yes, we can, yes, we can Yes, we can... #

There's aliens over there. Look. Little Trolls!

Amanda Holden!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I want to see Simon! Yeah, me too.

Simon Cowell!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# We can do anything now Yeah, yeah, yeah... #

Yeah, final touches. Wonderful.

# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #

Enjoy the show, everybody! CHEERING

# Yes, we can, yes, we can... #

ALESHA: BGT 2024, let's go.

I can't wait for this. This is gonna be amazing.

Always expect the unexpected, right? BRUNO: Exactly.

SONG: 'The Greatest Show'

Ooh!

BASS DRUM

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whoo!

What's going on? Ooh, the anticipation.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

AMANDA: Oh! My goodness me.

That is The Greatest Showman.

I really hope it is. Yes, it is.

MURMURING

Ooh...

# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... #

Ah! CHEERING

# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... #

It's Simon! # Ladies and gents

# This is the moment You've waited for... #

LAUGHTER # Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

# Been searchin' in the dark

# Your sweat soakin' Through the floor

# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

# And buried in your bones

# There's an ache That you can't ignore

# Takin' your breath Stealin' your mind

# And all that was real Is left behind

# Don't fight it It's comin' for you, runnin' at ya

# It's only this moment Don't care what comes after

# It's blindin' Outshinin' anything that you know

# Just surrender cos you're comin' And you wanna go... #

# Where it's covered In all the coloured lights

# Where the runaways Are runnin' the night

# Impossible comes true Intoxicatin' you

# Oh, this is the greatest show

# We light it up, we won't come down

# And the sun can't stop us now... #

Oh, that is so funny!

# It's takin' over you Oh, this is the greatest show

# It's everything you ever want

# It's everything you ever need

# And it's here Right in front of you

# This is where you wanna be This is where you wanna be

# It's everything you ever want... # I love this so much.

Look at you! # It's everything you ever need

# And it's here Right in front of you

# This is what you want This is where you wanna be

# This is the greatest show! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE # So tell me, do you wanna go?

# Where it's covered In all the coloured lights... #

Very good. Amazing.

You liked it? Love it! My God!

# Impossible comes true It's takin' over you

# Oh, this is the greatest show... #

Hello, judges. You sing like angels.

LAUGHTER Thank you.

CHEERING How do you do that?!

A camera. LAUGHTER

Yeah, but all the mannerisms in the faces and everything.

It was your face! It was your face, Bruno.

But when did they get my face? LAUGHTER

There's thousands of them on the Internet! A picture? AI.

Just sit down. LAUGHTER

Amazing. I was crying with laughter.

It was genius. I couldn't take my eyes off him.

Oh, Simon, you look so good wearing that.

It was so funny. CHEERING

I thought I rocked a beard as well. LAUGHTER

We are here mainly because of the huge misconcept

that AI is some sort of alien robot

that will steal your job and stuff like that.

Well, it just did! LAUGHTER

They're gonna sit here for the final.

We'd get started on time. ANT LAUGHS

That was really, really good. CHEERING

And it did feel original, and it did feel different,

and it was brilliant.

Yes! Thank you so much.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Honestly, absolute madness. I thought it was great.

I'm saying yes.

CHEERING

Oh, it's a yes from me. CHEERING

It's a yes from me. Simon?

I thought it was genius. Yes. CHEERING

# Oh, where it's covered In all the coloured lights

# Where the runaways Are runnin' the night

# Impossible comes true... #

That was so good. It was so clever.

Well, that was a start of the show, was it?

I just love it when we start on something a bit crazy.

MUSIC: 'Who Do You Think You Are' by Spice Girls

# Swing it, shake it Move it, make it

# Who do you think you are?

# Trust it, use it Prove it, groove it

# Show me how good you are... #

Turn around and there's just, like, talent everywhere.

Everywhere, yeah.

CHEERING

# Swing it, shake it Move it, make it

You must be the Lady Grenades! ALL: Yeah!

Come on! Ooh!

What am I doing here?

You know we've got a proper camera there?

LAUGHTER

Hi. How you doing?

We are on Britain's Got Talent! CHEERING

# Trust it, use it Prove it, groove it

# Show me how good you are... # Good luck!

# Swing it, shake it Move it, make it

# Trust it, use it Prove it, groove it... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome. Who are you?

It looks like you're ready for action already!

LAUGHTER Hi, guys. We're Lady Grenades.

Oh, wow! CHEERING

All of us are actually from all over the country.

We have Liverpool, we have Mansfield, Nottingham.

All over the country, up and down. CHEERING

Yeah! Fantastic.

And what would it mean to you to win this competition?

It would mean the world and more because we just really want

to bring recognition to the sport of cheerleading,

not only within the UK... Yes! Oh, yay!

Yes! Yes! ..but all over the world.

Oh... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well, listen, it looks to me like you're ready to go, so go for it.

Yeah! Thank you! CHEERING

Enjoy it! Let's go! CHEERING

They look great.

One, two, three, four!

ALL: Five, six, seven, eight!

MUSIC: '2 Be Loved (Am I Ready)' by Lizzo

# Girl I'm 'bout to have a panic attack

# I did the work It didn't work, ah, ah

# That truth, it hurts Goddamn, it hurts, ah, ah

# I'm good with my friends I don't want a man, girl

# I'm in my bed I'm way too fine to be here alone

# On other hand I know my worth, ah, ah

# And now he callin' me Why do I feel like this?

# What's happenin' to me? Oh, oh, oh

# Am I ready? Girl, there ain't a doubt

# Am I ready? What you talkin' 'bout?

# Am I ready? You gon' figure it out

# To be loved, to be loved?

# He squeeze my belly I'm too embarrassed

# To say I like it... # Oh, my God!

# Girl, is this my boo? Is this my boo?

# That's why I'm askin' you Cos you know I've been through

# Am I ready... # Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

# Am I ready? What you talkin' 'bout?

# Am I ready? You gon' figure it out

# To be loved But I'm ready. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Oh, Mickey What a pity, you don't understand

# You take me by the heart And you take me by the hand... #

All four judges on their feet. They loved it!

Whoo! # It's guys like you, Mickey

# Ooh, what you do, Mickey... # Wow, wow, wow!

What a performance!

Doing these aerials is extremely dangerous,

but you were going, like, 12 feet high!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Come on!

You guys, you come out here smiling, you're having so much fun.

You didn't put a foot out of place. It was perfection.

CHEERING

The amount of work that went into that was absolutely brilliant.

I'm gonna kick this off with a yes. CHEERING

It's a yes from me.

It's a yes from me, girls.

And it's a yes from me! CHEERING

# Oh, Mickey What a pity, you don't understand

# You take me by the heart And you take me by the hand... #

Yes! Yes! Amazing!

Well done! Yes! Well done! Incredible.

Great. They were so good. I loved that.

Four yeses! Yeah! CHEERING

# Oh, Mickey, what a pity You don't understand... #

Hi, Mike. How are you? Hi. I'm good. How are you?

Oh... That's a really...

Ooh, yes! Ooh, that's a handshake, innit?

That's a scared handshake. Oh, is it? Oh, right.

You can come on with me if you want. No, you're all right, thanks.

If you've got two or three minutes,

you've got this amazing opportunity just to blow up...

We'll start a really good clap for you. OK. Come on.

One, two, three... Do I just walk? Yeah, you can go, Mike.

There you are, look. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. Hi! What's your name? Where you come from?

My name is Mike Woodhams, I'm 37,

and I'm from the city of Milton Keynes. Ooh...

SCATTERED CHEERING Ooh...

And what do you do in Milton Keynes? What's your job?

So, I'm a singing and music teacher, is what I do. Oh. OK.

Yeah, so I teach, like, little humans to do music

and singing and recorder and... Recorder.

..ukulele, all those great instruments.

Ukulele? Oh... CHEERING

# I could be anyone, anyone, anyone Anyone, anyone for you... #

I teach Year 3 to Year 6, teach them music.

When you're sort of getting to that point

where they're starting to understand, like, music

and how to play things, like, that is fun, so I do enjoy it.

# I can love you, I could be Anything you want of me... #

I'm a singer. Sing, then.

# La. # Can you do it? That was bad.

How about this one? HIGH PITCH: # La. #

I think the kids I teach will be very excited

to see me on Britain's Got Talent, although I do feel

that the Year 6s

will probably be harsher than the judges, which is scary.

# Be your light... #

Today could change my life in a lot of ways.

I've gone red just thinking about it.

HE SQUEAKS

Yeah. HE LAUGHS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You have to aim for the stars, you know...

Right. ..and this is your opportunity.

CHEERING Go for it! Thank you.

HE EXHALES OK.

Is that James Blunt?

AS JAMES BLUNT: # My life is brilliant

LAUGHTER # My love is pure

# I saw an angel

# Of that I'm sure

# She smiled at me on the subway

# She was with another man. #

How about this one?

AS RONAN KEATING: # No matter what they call us... #

CHEERING

# However they attack... # LAUGHTER

# No matter where they take us

# We'll find our own way back. #

CHEERING

Oh, come on, Gabrielle.

AS GABRIELLE: # Knew the signs, wasn't right... #

Oh, he's good. He's great.

# I was stupid for a while... # CHEERING

# Swept away by you

# And now I feel like a fool... #

Very good. CHEERING

AS MACY GRAY: # I play it off But I'm dreaming of you

# I'll keep my cool But I'm fiendin'... #

# I try to say goodbye And I choke, hey

# Try to walk away and I stumble

# Though I try to hide it It's clear

# My world crumbles When you are not near. #

AS ANASTACIA: # Now, baby, come on... #

CHEERING

Oh, yeah. Great. Oh, yeah.

# Never let me feel

# I should have known That you brought nothing real

# You know I can't take this no more

# You know I gotta let it go And you know

# I'm outta love. #

AS HEATHER SMALL: # What have you done today... #

Oh! Heather Small! Heather Small! So good.

# It's never too late to try... # Yeah!

# What have you done today To make you feel proud? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah!

# What have you done today To make you feel proud?

# It's never too late to try... #

Everybody on their feet.

The crowd love him, the judges love him.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Two thumbs up from Simon Cowell! We love him.

# If you make that break for freedom

# What have you done today To make you feel proud? #

You should be proud!

It's the best vocal impressions I've heard

in a very, very long time.

I just loved it. What a talent. The vocal range is insane.

Just amazing. Yeah, you're a really good singer.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I am so happy for you because I am so surprised.

I feel like when you came on... Me too!

LAUGHTER

I'm just gobsmacked. I've never seen anything like it.

You're super-talented.

# I step out of the ordinary... #

You're standing up there, you're doing female vocalists.

What a talent.

I'm glad you entered the show this year. Thank you.

# I'm on my way Can't stop me now... #

I'm so surprised because you really undersold yourself. Yeah.

I've performed in front of people,

but I've never done THAT in front of people.

I would just say going forward - really start believing in yourself

because you're the kind of act,

honestly, I really believe could win this whole show.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# What have you done today To make you feel proud?

# To make you feel proud, yeah Let me hear ya... #

Seriously. OK. Bruno? Yes!

# So, what have you done today... # Alesha.

I'm saying yes.

Yes from me.

I think you've got about four million yeses.

CHEERING Well done.

# Cos you could be So many people... #

He was really good. What a gorgeous man.

That was so brilliant.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Well done. Oh, God. My mouth is, like, stuck...

You had nothing to be nervous about.

Anastacia was brilliant.

The first one when James Blunt came on

and he put his hood up and he just did it,

I was like, "This is not what we thought this was gonna be."

No, nor do I. That was fun. Thanks. Congrats.

Let's do it again. Yeah! Thank you.

Yeah? Thanks, Mike. Amazing. Well done.

# You could be so many people... #

Still a firm handshake. Yeah, very firm. Wasn't it?

# Just make that break for freedom

# So what have you done today To make you feel proud? #

MUSIC: 'I'm So Excited' by The Pointer Sisters

Come on... # I'm so excited. #

CHEERING # And I just can't hide it... #

# I know, I know, I know I know, I know

# I love you! # That's better.

# I want to love you, feel you Wrap myself around you... #

Are you excited to see Simon Cowell?

No, she wants Dec. I'm excited to see anyone famous!

# And if you move real slow I'll let it go. #

MUSIC STOPS Oh, one minute.

She's on her phone. Nan!

Louder!

# I'm so excited... # Yeah.

He never runs out of energy, this guy.

Innit? All right, let's go.

Bobby! How's it going?

ANT AND DEC LAUGH

Don't think we've had this before.

In 17 years of Britain's Got Talent. No, definitely.

There's no "think" about it. We definitely haven't.

What do you do? I do jokes.

Great! Er...

They're ready if you are. Yeah, great. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it.

Yeah, yeah, straight on. It's all yours.

# I'm so excited

# And I just can't hide it... # CHEERING

There's something very fishy about this act.

CHEERING

Oh, my gosh.

Hello! How are you? How's it going?

My name's Bobby Goldfinn.

CHEERING Bobby Goldfinn.

I'm the only goldfish on the UK comedy scene.

LAUGHTER

I love him already.

I'm just a small fish in a big bowl, you know?

LAUGHTER Do you think you can win?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, fabulous. Bobby Goldfinn, the stage is yours.

All right. Thanks.

CHEERING It's an honour to be here. Thanks.

I'm Bobby Goldfinn, I got some jokes.

So, knock, knock... ALL: Who's there?

I'll start that again.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Uh... This, um... Come on.

My name's Bobby Goldfinn.

I got some jokes.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Uh...

Come on, get one gag out.

Do I get to start?

Fish have a very short memory. Do you remember why you're here?

LAUGHTER

Oh, yeah.

Knock, knock. BUZZER SOUNDS

Knock, knock. BUZZERS SOUND

Tell me when. Any minute now.

Two fish swim into a bar...

BUZZER SOUNDS, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Look, the good thing is you're gonna forget this ever happened.

LAUGHTER

I'm sorry. It's a no today, Bobby.

# Don't you... # Knock, knock.

# Forget about me... #

# Don't, don't, don't... #

Aw, Bobby. What happened, Bobby?

Has the show started?

ALESHA: I don't even know what to say.

I mean, that sums up BGT madness, really, doesn't it?

It was bonkers.

Come on. Let's have it.

Best of luck, darling. Very excited about this.

It's all yours. Have fun out there.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wave, wave!

Hello. Hello!

LAUGHTER, CHEERING

Hello, darlin'!

Hello, everyone. My name's Sydnie Christmas.

Is it?! Sydnie Christmas? Yeah!

That's an unbelievable name. I love that. I know.

It's terrible, isn't it? It's not!

My middle name's worse. What is it? What is it?

Mary. No! LAUGHTER

Sydnie Mary Christmas?

Did your mum seriously name you that?

No, I'm joking. LAUGHTER

OK, OK. Oh, my gosh, that is genius.

Sydnie, where are you from?

Raised in Kent, just moved to London.

CHEERING

Are you a student? Do you work? What do you do?

I'm currently working front of house at a gym.

Oh, brilliant! Ooh, yes! Yeah.

Fantastic. But that's not what you want to do.

No, absolutely not. LAUGHTER

No. What do you want to do, Sydnie?

I'm trying to be in the West End. I just want to sing.

Aw...

What are you gonna sing for us today?

Er, the first song that I ever sung, actually.

I haven't sung it in 24 years.

How old are you? You LOOK 24.

I'm 28. LAUGHTER

Twenty-great. Good answer.

Thank you. Yep. There you go.

So, what song did you sing at four?

Er, Tomorrow. SIMON GROANS

From Annie? From Annie, yeah.

CHEERING Simon... That is Simon's worst song.

LAUGHTER

Hopefully, I sing it better than when I was four.

Well, so do we!

APPLAUSE I can't wait.

Thank you.

Come on, Sydnie. Come on, Sydnie.

Let's 'ave it. ALESHA LAUGHS

PIANO MUSIC: 'Tomorrow'

# The sun will come out

# Tomorrow

# Bet your bottom dollar that

# Tomorrow

# There'll be sun

# Just thinking about

# Tomorrow

# Clears away the cobwebs and

# The sorrow

# Till there's none

# When I'm stuck with a day

# That's grey and lonely... # CHEERING

# I just stick out my chin

# And grin, and say, oh

# The sun will come out

# Tomorrow

# So you gotta hang on till tomorrow

# Come what may

# Tomorrow, tomorrow

# I love you tomorrow... #

CHEERING # You're always a day

# Away

# The sun'll come out tomorrow

# Bet your bottom dollar

# That tomorrow

# There'll be sun

# Just thinking about

# Tomorrow

# Clears away the cobwebs

# And the sorrow... # CHEERING

# Till there's none

# When I'm stuck with a day

# That's grey and lonely

# I just stick out my chin and grin

# And say... # CHEERING

# Oh, the sun will come out

# Tomorrow

# I love you tomorrow

# You're always a day

# Away

# Tomorrow

# I love you tomorrow

# You're always

# A day

# Away. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Somewhere

# Over the rainbow

# Way up high... #

Sydnie! Look at that! Look at that!

# There's a land... # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# That I heard of

# Once in a lullaby

# Someday I'll wish upon a star... #

AUDIENCE CHANT: Press the buzzer! Press the buzzer! Press the buzzer!

Press the gold! Press the gold! Press the gold!

Oh, my God. Bruno, what did you think?

How to make an audience want more.

Tease them. Bring them in. Make them believe.

Hit them with these huge notes! CHEERING

It is just art. It's art. Art.

You are full of character, personality.

You've got it all going on.

CHEERING

LAUGHTER

Say no more, girl. Smashed it. Let's 'ave it!

Let's 'ave it! Come on, Sydnie!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, thank you.

Sydnie, I think, for me, what struck me so much about you

is just, like, how naturally funny, how warm,

how brilliant your presence was the minute you walked on the stage,

but how you were, like, entertaining everyone,

but then you brought us the most heartfelt,

beautiful version of that song.

And that was the best version I have ever heard in my life,

so I'm gonna do this!

# Me

# Somewhere... # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Over the rainbow

# Skies are blue

# And the dreams

# That you dare to dream... #

Yeah! DEC LAUGHS

# Really do come true... #

CHEERING

Let's 'ave it! Thank you so much! Thank you.

You were so good. Oh, my God. So beautiful.

Thank you so much for that opportunity. So beautiful.

CHEERING

Sydnie! Sydnie! I wanna say something.

That reaction we just heard in the room, it was...

You know, it's rare.

Thank you so much. Thanks for screaming for me.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Everyone's aware, you know, it's tough to get that break,

you know, for something which you really love.

You so deserve what you just got.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Your control was amazing.

And I used to hate that song, and now I absolutely love it.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Good for you. That was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Thank you.

See you in the live shows!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah! Oh, my God! What just happened there?!

She really deserved that. She was so good, yeah.

She's properly given me chills all over my body.

I was like, "Oh, my God."

Everybody was just in the palm of your hand.

I have never experienced anything like that, ever. Really?

I really felt heard. That was something... Aw, good.

I will never forget that.

I look at her and I go, "My daughter's gonna love her,

"my nan's gonna love her, and my mum's gonna love her."

That's how I always judge it. Like, the three different generations.

CHEERING

# Why

# Oh, why

# Can't I? #

MUSIC STOPS, STARTS

WOMAN ON RADIO: 'Good morning! It's an exciting day in London

'as BGT auditions have hit the capital.'

This is the greatest day of my life!

Here we are. SCREAMING

# Be young, be foolish

# But be happy... #

What's so nice about this show, though, that anyone can audition.

# Be foolish, but be happy... #

From contortionists to magic.

Irish dancers and pole dancers.

It's all the costumes and that.

I think we could do with a bit of sparkle, you know. We could.

By the way, we actually don't know who's going to come on.

Genuinely. Haven't got a clue.

# So be young, be foolish

# Girl, be happy... #

I have to say, I was driving here today,

and I saw your good self with a camera guy and a couple of guys,

and I thought, "It must be Britain's Got Talent."

MOP SQUEAKS

ALESHA: Very excited.

Onto the star, have a chat. Enjoy, enjoy. Good luck.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. Hello, Amanda.

What's your name? Dennis Frere-Smith.

And where are you from? Norwich.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Is... Is that a trumpet? Erm...

LAUGHTER No, it's a piano.

LAUGHTER

Dennis, how long have you been playing?

When I left school, I wanted to play in London,

so I joined a Guards band. I was 16. Oh, wow.

So I played for the Queen and the Queen Mother,

and it would be just incredible

to have the opportunity to play for the King.

Oh, my gosh. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Is this something that you've done all your life?

I needed to get a proper job,

cos I got married and had children, and my son's with me today.

Aw, amazing. CHEERING

And why have you entered this show this year?

You know, what's the dream?

My dream would be to perform my music all over the world.

CHEERING

Well, Dennis, I'm gonna wish you all the best of luck.

Thank you very much. When you're ready.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh...

What's happening here? Aye-aye. Huh?

Oh, is it a trick? Could be a contortionist?

Listen, I wouldn't put it past anyone.

BRUNO LAUGHS It's true.

Anything's possible on this show. True.

PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT PLAYS

PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN'

CHEERING, RHYTHMIC APPLAUSE

Oh, yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN'

What the hell?!

TOOTS TEAPOT MELODICALLY

LAUGHTER

BUZZER SOUNDS

No! It's brilliant!

CHEERING Oh, my God...

LAUGHTER, TEMPO INCREASES

PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN'

Oh! That's good! That's good!

Oh, my God, it just sounds like farting.

LAUGHTER

TRUMPETS MELODICALLY

HOSEPIPES TOOT

PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN'

LAUGHTER

WARBLES MELODICALLY

My ears! My ears!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Press the gold!

LAUGHTER

Oh, Dennis. What did you think, Simon?

What age were you when you discovered

that those things could make those noises?

Er, about 12 years old.

LAUGHTER

And did you just suddenly go, "A hose can be a trumpet"?

I was playing at school and one of the students said to me,

"Have you ever tried a hosepipe?" So I did.

Of course. And it went from there.

LAUGHTER

Dennis, it just reminded me of good old-fashioned entertainment.

I just think there is no other show on Earth

where you'd be able to play a hosepipe.

This is perfect for Britain's Got Talent.

I'm gonna kick this off with a yes.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.

I'm definitely saying yes. Thank you. Thank you.

Bruno? It's such a waste of wind.

LAUGHTER What a put-down!

"You're such a waste of wind." "Waste of wind."

It's a no from me. What?!

I can't. BOOING

It's a yes from me! Oh! I can't believe it!

# Good golly, Miss Molly... #

Thank you so much.

# When you're rockin' And a-rollin'... #

Well done, Den! Dennis! Thank you so much.

Well done. Well done. You're very welcome.

That was incredible.

I mean, he went to a lot of effort.

This is literally the only place you can play those instruments.

Only on this show.

# Good golly, Miss Molly... #

I am so happy BGT is back. Look around at all these people.

# When you're rockin'... #

So much energy as well.

There's, like, everything going on everywhere.

Dogs... DOG BARKS

They came to say hello.

BARKS

WOMAN: Aw, did you hear that?

Did you hear it? Yeah.

This is gonna be great! On the star. You know how it works.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. Hello.

Now, I recognise you. Yeah. I have been here before.

My name's Lucy Heath,

and I came on before with my little dog Trip Hazard.

I think the name must be memorable.

Yes. Hi, Luce. Yeah. We made it to the final.

I mean, getting in the final is great... Yeah.

..but I guess you wanna win, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I'd love to have another go

and see how far we can get this time, really.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'If I Didn't Have You' by Billy Crystal and John Goodman

My name's Lucy, and this is Strike,

and we're from Grantham in Lincolnshire,

and we're a dog trick act. STRIKE WHINES

# I wouldn't have nothing If I didn't have you... #

I have been on Britain's Got Talent before

with my dog Trip Hazard,

and we did make it all the way to the final.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ANT: In seventh place is...

Trip Hazard. AUDIENCE: Aw...

But I didn't win,

so I'm back to show something different with Strike.

Since I've been on the show, I've become a mum.

I've got a three-year-old little boy called Ethan.

Everybody thinks that the dogs are difficult.

The dogs are so easy.

If only I could work out how to train a toddler,

it would all be fine. SHE LAUGHS

I have a really, really close relationship with Strike.

You do a bit of singing, don't you? Can you sing?

STRIKE WHINES

That's a crap one, really, but... SHE LAUGHS

Coming back to the show this year, having had a kid,

it definitely gives it a bit more meaning.

I want to show him that he can follow his dreams

and follow his passion.

And I really would like to go one step further

and maybe win this time.

APPLAUSE What happened to Trip?

Trip's great. Trip is doing fantastic. He's grown.

LAUGHTER Yeah, yeah.

So, who is this one? So, this is Strike... Strike.

..and he's a five-year-old Border Collie.

He looks very smart. AUDIENCE: Aw...

He's already doing his thing.

He is, isn't he? Oh, my goodness me.

OK. No more questions. It's lovely to have you back.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ALESHA: It doesn't feel right until we've seen one dog act.

STRIKE BARKS Ruff, ruff! A-woo!

Sit. Stay.

SONG: 'Friend Like Me'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ANT GASPS Look at him! He's doing this!

# Scheherazade Had a thousand tales... #

Oh, my God. That dog is beyond.

# Up your sleeve You got a brand of magic never fails

# You got some power In your corner now

# Some heavy ammunition In your camp... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Whoa!

Is that it? Oh! There's another one!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What's out the back there? Battersea Dogs Home?!

# You ain't never had A friend like me

# Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d'... #

Wow. Wow!

# Come on Whisper what it is you want

# You ain't never had A friend like me... #

Aw! I love it!

# Have some of column A

# Try all of column B

# Come on

# I'm in the mood to help you, dude

# You ain't never had

# A friend like me... #

Oh, come on! Synchronised spinning! Yes!

Oh, my God, this is amazing!

# Oh, yeah... # CHEERING

Aw!

# Yeah, oh

# Can your friends do this? #

BOTH: There's another one!

That's Trip Hazard!

# Can your friends pull this... #

LAUGHTER Yes!

Go on, Trip!

# Can your friends go poof... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Look at him! He's doing this! He's doing this!

Bless her.

# I'm on the job, you big nabob

# You ain't never had a friend Never had a friend... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Aw!

The dog is on the dog!

# Had a friend... #

They're cuddling!

# La-la-la-la

# You ain't never had A friend like me, yeah! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah! Oh, bless.

# This will be

# An everlasting love

# Oh, yes, it will now... #

That was wonderful! Touched.

# For me, oh... #

I am actually speechless. CHEERING

Bruno, that was like the show you used to do.

LAUGHTER

"Strictly Dogs Dancing".

I am... I'm a bit of a beginner here,

but it really was like a full review of dogs.

CHEERING

The synchronised spinning was incredible.

For me, it's the best dog act I have seen.

Oh! Thank you! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Alesha. Oh, my goodness.

The fact that you decided to come back on the show and audition

tells me a lot about you and your competitive spirit, which I love.

Oh, thank you. That is absolutely brilliant.

CHEERING # This will be

# You and me... #

Amanda. You are incredible

because I can just about get my dog out in the garden for a wee.

LAUGHTER

It was incredible, and I agree with Bruno,

I would go as far as to say

this is one of the best dog acts we've had on the show.

Aw, thank you! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What you did is actually impossible. LAUGHTER

I was scared, to be honest.

You came really close to winning... Yeah.

..and then you thought, "OK, how can I make it better?"

Well, you did. I've never seen an act like this.

It was like the big dogs were training the little dogs.

LAUGHTER

It was incredible. CHEERING

I think I know where this is going. Bruno.

Yes! Yes, yes!

CHEERING Alesha.

I'm saying yes! Thank you.

It's a yes from me. Thank you.

Four yeses.

# This will be... # Yes!

# You and me, yes, siree

# Eternally... #

Can I say hello? How do you do it?

A lot of treats, to be fair. Yeah? A lot of treats.

You are so smart, aren't you? Yes, you are.

You're so beautiful. You're so smart. OK.

Well done. Thank you. I'm happy you came back.

Aw, thank you. That's really lovely. Yeah. No, you're gonna do great.

Aw, thank you. That's awesome. Really.

# Love, love, love, love, love

# This will be

# An everlasting love. #

ALESHA: It's competition time,

and we've got a real treat for you and the family worth over £110,000.

Courtesy of Kenwood Travel,

you and four guests could be jetting off to sunny Barbados.

You'll stay premium, all inclusive in a luxury two-bedroom suite

at Sea Breeze Beach House for ten nights.

Plus, you'll get to explore this tropical island in style

on board a catamaran cruise.

To round off this incredible prize,

there is also a huge £90,000 to spend on anything you want.

Just imagine all that money dropping into your bank account.

For your chance to win the holiday and the cash, text:

Texts cost £2 plus one standard network rate message.

Go to the website. Entries cost £2.

Calls cost £2 plus your network access charge.

Entrants must be 18 or over.

Lines close at 10am on Monday, the 17th June. Good luck.

INSTRUMENTAL: 'All Of The Stars'

SIMON: I feel a good energy in here.

ALESHA: I know, it's brilliant.

BRUNO: Are you having a good time?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It's great, isn't it?

JAWS THEME BEGINS

I wonder what's coming up next. The anticipation.

Yeah. I wanna laugh.

JAWS THEME PLAYS

He's back. What?

MAN: OK, standby, everybody.

JAWS THEME QUICKENS

ALESHA: Right, guys. Let's do it.

JAWS THEME CRESCENDOS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What? What's he doing back?

MUSIC: 'Frolic' by Luciano Michelini

We've had him. He's been here.

CHEERING

Thanks, guys. It's swell to be here. I'm Bobby Goldfinn.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Seriously, why is he back? I have no idea what's going on.

OK, right, just so the audience know,

this goldfish got four noes, and, for some reason, is back.

That's it. LAUGHTER

I think you got the wrong guy.

He can't remember! Forgot. He forgot.

Oh, you forgot. LAUGHTER

Well, you were here before, and you were terrible,

so maybe you'll be better now. Good luck.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thanks.

I'm Bobby Goldfinn. I got some jokes.

Uh, so, uh...

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Uh... so...

Come on, mate.

MUSIC: 'Frolic' by Luciano Michelini

Ha! He's forgot again. ANT LAUGHS

Knock, knock.

Uh... LAUGHTER

BUZZER SOUNDS

Knock, knock. Knock, knock.

LAUGHTER, BUZZERS SOUND

So, two fish swim into a bar...

BUZZER SOUNDS

LAUGHTER

Poor Bobby Goldfinn. LAUGHTER

MUSIC: 'Don't Bring Me Down' by Electric Light Orchestra

Bye!

Things can only get better.

# You got me runnin' Goin' out of my mind... #

This first graph is about being tickled.

BUZZER SOUNDS

I just found it boring. We all have different opinions.

# No, no, no, no, no... # BUZZERS SOUND

BOOING # Ooh-ooh-hoo... #

What do you mean "boo"?

# I'll tell you... # Terrible.

# Before I get off the floor... # I don't think that is gonna win.

# Don't bring me down... # Shocking. Oh, God!

# No, no, no, no, no... # No, no, no, no, no.

All right, wish me luck. Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

# I'll tell you once more Before I get off the floor... #

How's it going? # Don't bring me down. #

I'm Bobby Goldfinn.

BUZZERS SOUND

LAUGHTER

Reel him in, Ant. Reel him in.

MUSIC: 'Stuck In The Middle With You' by Stealers Wheel

ALESHA: Welcome to Carry On Camping. LAUGHTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thanks, Bobby.

All right, here goes nothing. DEC LAUGHS

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby...

What's he doing? I'm confused.

"Here goes nothing!"

It's a thrill to be here.

Bobby. Come on. I'm Bobby Goldfinn.

BUZZER SOUNDS Knock, knock.

# Yes, I'm stuck In the middle with you... #

Absolute rubbish.

Oh, Bobby. That is great. That is good.

That way, Bobby. "Here goes nothing!"

THEY LAUGH

AMANDA: Simon has lost the will to live.

# Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right

# Here I am Stuck in the middle with you... #

Everyone likes to impress Simon. That's, like... Yeah.

He's got this target on him. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

You all right? Seriously? No.

The stage of the London Palladium is almost ready. Are YOU ready?

I am ready.

ALESHA: Simon, don't lose faith yet.

We're trying to keep morale up over here.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. Hello. Who are you?

My name's Kimberly Winter,

and I flew all the way here from America...

Oh, my... ..to sing for Simon.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, has that always been a personal dream of yours,

to sing in front of Simon Cowell?

Yes. He's my favourite. I love him. CHEERING

Simon, you feel better already!

I'm here to perform for you, Simon.

So, you're here on your own, Kimberly?

I'm here with my husband, Thomas Winter. OK.

And what does Thomas think about your crush on Simon?

LAUGHTER

Uh... We don't discuss it.

LAUGHTER So, what is the dream?

What do you hope comes from the back of this show?

I just wanna make it worldwide.

That's a big dream.

Good luck, Kimberly.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Bit of Ave Maria?

Yeah, it's got to be classical, hasn't it? Soprano.

SONG: 'The Winner Takes It All' Ah! Brilliant.

ABBA. ABBA.

This is the one.

Ah, The Winner Takes It All, Amanda.

I do, darling. I love it.

MUSIC STOPS

SHE BURPS

Oh! # The judges will decide... #

SHE BURPS Oh!

# The likes of me abide... # BURPS: Abide.

# Spectators of the show... # BURPS: Of the show.

Oh, my God. # Always staying

# Low... # BURPS: Low.

# The game is on again... #

BURPS: On again. LAUGHTER

# A lover or a friend... # BURPS: Or a friend.

BUZZER SOUNDS

# A big thing or a small... # BURPS: Small.

BUZZER SOUNDS

# Takes it all. # BURPS: All.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Mamma Mia' by ABBA

# I've been cheated by you Since I don't know when... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We weren't expecting that. No. LAUGHTER

May I suggest Alka-Seltzer, darling?

Because that will settle it a little bit.

LAUGHTER BURPS: Simon.

LAUGHTER

BURPS: Simon.

CHEERING Oh...

Did you really fly in from America to burp on me? Yes, Simon.

Really? It was so stupid, it was brilliant.

LAUGHTER Really. And that's a compliment.

BURPS: Simon.

LAUGHTER

Whoa! Whoa! That one was off the Richter scale.

Whoa! Whoa!

And where do you see this going if you were to go through?

No, no. She can't go any further.

LAUGHTER

Well, look, there's not much to say. Bruno, yes or no?

It's a no, my love. BOOING

Alesha. Erm, it's a no from me.

SHE BURPS Ugh! Oh, Amanda, please.

It's... It's...

AMANDA BURPS Oh, no!

AUDIENCE EXCLAIM I'm out of here. I'm out of here.

It takes a lot of...

SHE BURPS ..effort.

I am bitterly disappointed.

LAUGHTER

AMANDA BURPS, LAUGHTER

KIMBERLY BURPS No, no!

AMANDA BURPS I love it, girl!

ANT BURPS Oh! Ah!

You don't wanna reconsider... ERIC BURPS

ALESHA: Eric! Oh, no...

SIMON BURPS

KIMBERLY BURPS Come on, let's go.

They've gone. Two of them have gone. I'm gonna say yes.

Thank you!

I think this audience loved you. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Just one look And I can hear a bell ring

# One more look And I forget everything... #

Yes, they do. I'm giving you a yes.

SHE BURPS, LAUGHTER

Bruno. Come on, Bruno.

AMANDA LAUGHS

BOOING

CHANTING: Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!

BURPS: Bruno. Oh!

LAUGHTER BURPS: Bruno.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Just because I can't possibly imagine

how you're going to out-gross this grossness...

..I'll change it around.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE, SHE BURPS

# Yes, I've been brokenhearted... # You've got three yeses. Well done.

# Blue since the day we parted

# Why, why, did I ever... #

That took us by surprise a little bit.

I'm so sorry I embarrassed you. THEY LAUGH

Do you burp? No, I do not. You don't? I do not.

SHE BURPS

Wahey! One for luck. Wahey! One for luck.

One for luck. See you later, pet.

Thanks, Kimberly. Ta-ra. Whoa!

Seriously, so much fun. What?

Hilarious. Has everybody lost the plot?

# How can I resist you? #

SHE BURPS

DOG BARKS, ALARM BLARES

We're here to do something you have never seen before on BGT.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, my... Oh, my God!

# Let me show you What it's all about

# Check it out. #

# The world is ours... #

'Ladies and gentlemen,

'we're shortly due to arrive at the BGT auditions.

'Please, remain seated and keep your seatbelts fastened.'

# Feel like we're born to fly... #

It was just phenomenal.

Like, how people just travel from so far,

this is the biggest talent show in the whole entire world.

# The world can be ours... #

Where are you from? From Italy.

I'm from Canada.

South Korea. South Korea? Oh.

In Kazakhstan, everybody loves Britain's Got Talent.

So, now we have a chance, performing here,

dreams come true, and we love that.

# Oh-h-h-h, oh-oh-oh-h-h

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-h-h. #

WHOOPING

# Heading out, on our own With our hope in the clouds... #

We have come all the way from South Korea

to perform on Britain's Got Talent.

# Here we go All we need is an open road... #

My name is Hyun-Soo. I am Miju. I am Yong-Han.

We are part of Ssaulabi.

ALL: Yoo!

THEY LAUGH

# Here we go With the sunlight on our skin... #

We are here to show Britain's Got Talent taekwondo.

We have been doing taekwondo our whole lives.

# This is where the adventure begins

# Every step

# Writing stories That seek to be read... #

We all met at university.

Most of us lived together.

We know each other better than anyone else.

We are best friends. Yeah. Best friends!

This is our first time in the UK.

We have loved exploring.

We are so excited to perform today.

We want to show BGT and the world what we can do.

We are very excited to see Simon because he is very famous.

We watch BGT on YouTube, we love Ant and Dec.

Hey! How are you? Follow us!

Welcome. Come down. Come on over.

Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. Where are you from?

Team Ssaulabi, from South Korea.

South Korea? Amazing.

Our dream is we want to be the first taekwondo team

to win Britain's Got Talent.

The judges are ready. Are you ready? ALL: Yes!

Guys, it's all yours.

Good luck. Enjoy. Good luck. Good luck.

# Here we go All we need is an open road... #

CHEERING

# And a chance to see

# A never-ending world That's beautiful

# This is Where the adventure begins. #

Hello. Hello. Hello.

How are you?

I'm so excited.

OK. What is the name of the group?

We are Team Ssaulabi, from South Korea.

Ah. Wow. CHEERING

And why are you here on the show?

We are here to do something you have never seen before on BGT.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Do you think you can win?

We think our act is fit for the royal family.

That's amazing. That's what the show's all about.

OK, well, we have no idea what you're gonna do.

We love surprises, and the best of luck.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's go, Ssaulabi.

Can't wait for this.

Pre-match huddle.

We do that before every show ourselves.

LAUGHTER

"Don't knock my head off, don't knock my head off,

"don't knock my head off."

"Don't kick us in the face." "Don't kick us in the face."

SHOUTING

ALL SHOUT

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's go, let's go!

Yes!

DRUMS PLAY

Whoa! Ah!

AMANDA: Oh, crikey!

BOTH: Oh! ANT: No way!

ALESHA: That was sick! SIMON: Oh, my God!

Whoa! What?! What?!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Flying wood everywhere!

Wow!

Yes!

ALESHA: Yeah, show them! Go on, girl!

SHE SHOUTS

This is unbelievable.

No, I'm sorry, but this is so good! Oh, my God!

I can't believe that.

Oh, my God, I love it.

ANT: Look at that!

BOTH: Wah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

ANT AND DEC: Wow!

Yes!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I did it, I did it, I did it! DEC LAUGHS

Ow, that really hurt.

Wow! That was insane!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, my God! Yes!

# I'll carry you... #

The buzzer!

# Cos I'll fight your wars Don't worry no more

# Weary soul When your demons break through

# I'll carry you... #

Hoo-ha! # Yeah

# I'll carry you... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Gonna carry you

# I'll carry you... #

THEY SHOUT

# I'll carry you

# I'll carry... #

I've never felt so alive! Excellent!

The power, the beauty

the artistry.

It blows everything else I've seen out of the water.

Insane, incredible.

My goodness, I need more of that.

I can't even imagine how much discipline, hard work and dedication

that it's taken for you to achieve what you just did there today.

It was exciting, you've got us screaming.

Genuinely, that might be one of the best things

I've ever seen on this show.

My mind was blown.

It was like a Quentin Tarantino movie.

I couldn't get over it.

I totally agree with everything everybody said.

I think the fact that you've come here

to represent your country

and show us what you have done, which must have taken years

to achieve this.

It was more than a 10, it was an 11.

ANT: An 11? He never gives 11.

Never. Ever.

That performance will inspire other people

because it was just hard work and brilliance.

Congratulations.

# Cos I'll fight your wars Don't worry no more

# Weary soul When your demons break through

# I'll carry you... #

I feel faint, and I didn't even do anything.

Well done. Well done.

Congratulations. Well done. Well done.

AMANDA: I am exhausted.

Oh, I like that. Thank you. Thank you.

CHEERING

Amazing. Love you.

Now let's win the show!

CHEERING

# I'll carry you

# I'll carry you

# I'll carry you. #

Thanks, guys, it's swell to be here, I'm Bobby Goldfinn.

ECHOING

Knock-knock.

# It's Saturday night And I just got paid! #

SIMON: This country needs you right now.

I think I had a heart attack.

SHE IMITATES A DOLPHIN

ANT EXCLAIMS

The moment you started talking, you just had me.

It was stunning. Now that's impressive.

Oh, my God!

DEC: I was not expecting that.

Well, I loved it, I loved it.

Just when you thought you'd seen it all,

let me tell you, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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