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FANFARE
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FAINT CHATTER
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Thank you.
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Right, everyone, welcome back
for Britain's Got Talent 2024.
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Well done on last series.
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Who knew the people of Britain
were so partial to hi-vis jackets?
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ELECTRONIC CHIME
# One more time... #
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What? Everyone loves hi vis!
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LAUGHTER
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We need something
that tells the nation we're back.
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That's why we've brought in
a panel of TV experts.
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GIGGLING
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Has anybody got any ideas?
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Why don't we change Golden Buzzer
to "Holden Buzzer"?
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What about a giant air balloon
with my face on it?
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What about a big party?
Yes!
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And invite loads of talent.
Ah...
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I've got a mate
with a house big enough,
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and he loves a good party.
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So, is that a yes
to the air balloon?
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LAUGHTER
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MUSIC: 'Dancing On The Ceiling'
by Lionel Richie
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DOORBELL RINGS
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# Oh, what a feeling
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# When we're dancing
On the ceiling... #
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This is the best party ever.
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# What a feeling
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# When we're dancing
On the ceiling... #
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Oi! Give me that.
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HE LAUGHS
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MUSIC STOPS,
ALL GASP
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SIMON: 'Er, boys?'
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Er, Simon... Do you like
what we've done with the place?
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'I don't like it.
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'I love it.'
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CHEERING
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MUSIC: 'Young Hearts Run Free'
by Candi Staton & Benji La Vida
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ECHOES: 'I love it.'
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# Say I'm gonna leave
A hundred times a day... #
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Britain's Got Talent auditions
start today!
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# Just can't break away
Just can't break away
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# Just can't break away
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# Oh, young hearts run free... #
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So happy
Britain's Got Talent is back.
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What about performing
for the Royal Variety?
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Imagine, in front
of all the royal family.
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What would you do with £250,000?
I don't know.
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I would get a Lamborghini.
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# I say I'm gonna turn loose
A thousand times a day
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# But I just can't break away
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# Oh, young hearts... #
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LAUGHTER
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Is that a cake?! It's not a cake.
It's a Golden Buzzer.
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Golden Buzzer.
Ah, yes. Oh, here we go.
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Just a gentle reminder.
You get one of these each.
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One, Bruno.
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Can we just put a "however"
in there? No! No!
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What about a "dot-dot-dot"?
No!
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Why don't we get in the mood...
Yes. ..by all hitting it together?
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Get it out the way.
To officially start BGT '24...
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EXPLOSION,
ALL SCREAM
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Oh, it's gone early!
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We haven't pressed it yet!
LAUGHTER
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ALL: Three, two, one...
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THEY CHEER
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# Come together
Our voice like a thunder... #
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Welcome to Britain's Got Talent!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Are you ready to meet
the Britain's Got Talent judges?
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CHEERING
Bruno Tonioli!
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# We can do anything now
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# Yes, we can, yes, we can
Yes, we can... #
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WOMAN TRILLS LIPS
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Here we go. Warming up.
THEY LAUGH
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Alesha Dixon!
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# Yes, we can, yes, we can
Yes, we can... #
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There's aliens over there. Look.
Little Trolls!
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Amanda Holden!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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I want to see Simon!
Yeah, me too.
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Simon Cowell!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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# We can do anything now
Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
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Yeah, final touches. Wonderful.
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# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
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Enjoy the show, everybody!
CHEERING
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# Yes, we can, yes, we can... #
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ALESHA: BGT 2024, let's go.
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I can't wait for this.
This is gonna be amazing.
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Always expect the unexpected, right?
BRUNO: Exactly.
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SONG: 'The Greatest Show'
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Ooh!
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BASS DRUM
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AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whoo!
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What's going on?
Ooh, the anticipation.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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AMANDA: Oh! My goodness me.
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That is The Greatest Showman.
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I really hope it is.
Yes, it is.
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MURMURING
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Ooh...
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# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... #
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Ah!
CHEERING
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# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... #
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It's Simon!
# Ladies and gents
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# This is the moment
You've waited for... #
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LAUGHTER
# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
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# Been searchin' in the dark
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# Your sweat soakin'
Through the floor
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# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
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# And buried in your bones
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# There's an ache
That you can't ignore
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# Takin' your breath
Stealin' your mind
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# And all that was real
Is left behind
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# Don't fight it
It's comin' for you, runnin' at ya
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# It's only this moment
Don't care what comes after
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# It's blindin'
Outshinin' anything that you know
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# Just surrender cos you're comin'
And you wanna go... #
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# Where it's covered
In all the coloured lights
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# Where the runaways
Are runnin' the night
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# Impossible comes true
Intoxicatin' you
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# Oh, this is the greatest show
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# We light it up, we won't come down
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# And the sun can't stop us now... #
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Oh, that is so funny!
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# It's takin' over you
Oh, this is the greatest show
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# It's everything you ever want
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# It's everything you ever need
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# And it's here
Right in front of you
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# This is where you wanna be
This is where you wanna be
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# It's everything you ever want... #
I love this so much.
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Look at you!
# It's everything you ever need
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# And it's here
Right in front of you
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# This is what you want
This is where you wanna be
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# This is the greatest show! #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# So tell me, do you wanna go?
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# Where it's covered
In all the coloured lights... #
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Very good.
Amazing.
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You liked it?
Love it! My God!
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# Impossible comes true
It's takin' over you
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# Oh, this is the greatest show... #
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Hello, judges.
You sing like angels.
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LAUGHTER
Thank you.
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CHEERING
How do you do that?!
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A camera.
LAUGHTER
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Yeah, but all the mannerisms
in the faces and everything.
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It was your face!
It was your face, Bruno.
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But when did they get my face?
LAUGHTER
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There's thousands of them
on the Internet! A picture? AI.
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Just sit down.
LAUGHTER
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Amazing.
I was crying with laughter.
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It was genius.
I couldn't take my eyes off him.
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Oh, Simon,
you look so good wearing that.
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It was so funny.
CHEERING
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I thought I rocked a beard as well.
LAUGHTER
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We are here mainly
because of the huge misconcept
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that AI is some sort of alien robot
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that will steal your job
and stuff like that.
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Well, it just did!
LAUGHTER
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They're gonna sit here
for the final.
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We'd get started on time.
ANT LAUGHS
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That was really, really good.
CHEERING
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And it did feel original,
and it did feel different,
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and it was brilliant.
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Yes!
Thank you so much.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Honestly, absolute madness.
I thought it was great.
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I'm saying yes.
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CHEERING
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Oh, it's a yes from me.
CHEERING
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It's a yes from me. Simon?
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I thought it was genius. Yes.
CHEERING
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# Oh, where it's covered
In all the coloured lights
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# Where the runaways
Are runnin' the night
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# Impossible comes true... #
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That was so good.
It was so clever.
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Well, that was
a start of the show, was it?
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I just love it when we start
on something a bit crazy.
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MUSIC: 'Who Do You Think You Are'
by Spice Girls
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# Swing it, shake it
Move it, make it
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# Who do you think you are?
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# Trust it, use it
Prove it, groove it
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# Show me how good you are... #
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Turn around and there's just,
like, talent everywhere.
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Everywhere, yeah.
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CHEERING
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# Swing it, shake it
Move it, make it
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You must be the Lady Grenades!
ALL: Yeah!
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Come on!
Ooh!
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What am I doing here?
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You know we've got
a proper camera there?
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LAUGHTER
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Hi.
How you doing?
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We are on Britain's Got Talent!
CHEERING
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# Trust it, use it
Prove it, groove it
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# Show me how good you are... #
Good luck!
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# Swing it, shake it
Move it, make it
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# Trust it, use it
Prove it, groove it... #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Welcome. Who are you?
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It looks like
you're ready for action already!
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LAUGHTER
Hi, guys. We're Lady Grenades.
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Oh, wow!
CHEERING
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All of us are actually
from all over the country.
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We have Liverpool,
we have Mansfield, Nottingham.
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All over the country, up and down.
CHEERING
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Yeah!
Fantastic.
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And what would it mean to you
to win this competition?
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It would mean the world and more
because we just really want
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to bring recognition
to the sport of cheerleading,
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not only within the UK...
Yes! Oh, yay!
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Yes!
Yes! ..but all over the world.
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Oh...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Well, listen, it looks to me like
you're ready to go, so go for it.
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Yeah! Thank you!
CHEERING
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Enjoy it! Let's go!
CHEERING
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They look great.
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One, two, three, four!
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ALL: Five, six, seven, eight!
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MUSIC: '2 Be Loved (Am I Ready)'
by Lizzo
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# Girl
I'm 'bout to have a panic attack
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# I did the work
It didn't work, ah, ah
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# That truth, it hurts
Goddamn, it hurts, ah, ah
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# I'm good with my friends
I don't want a man, girl
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# I'm in my bed
I'm way too fine to be here alone
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# On other hand
I know my worth, ah, ah
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# And now he callin' me
Why do I feel like this?
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# What's happenin' to me?
Oh, oh, oh
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# Am I ready?
Girl, there ain't a doubt
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# Am I ready?
What you talkin' 'bout?
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# Am I ready?
You gon' figure it out
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# To be loved, to be loved?
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# He squeeze my belly
I'm too embarrassed
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# To say I like it... #
Oh, my God!
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# Girl, is this my boo?
Is this my boo?
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# That's why I'm askin' you
Cos you know I've been through
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# Am I ready... #
Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
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# Am I ready?
What you talkin' 'bout?
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# Am I ready?
You gon' figure it out
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# To be loved
But I'm ready. #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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# Oh, Mickey
What a pity, you don't understand
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# You take me by the heart
And you take me by the hand... #
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All four judges on their feet.
They loved it!
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00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:37,480
Whoo!
# It's guys like you, Mickey
246
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,550
# Ooh, what you do, Mickey... #
Wow, wow, wow!
247
00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:42,600
What a performance!
248
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,910
Doing these aerials
is extremely dangerous,
249
00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:48,510
but you were going,
like, 12 feet high!
250
00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:50,790
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Come on!
251
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:55,000
You guys, you come out here smiling,
you're having so much fun.
252
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,270
You didn't put a foot out of place.
It was perfection.
253
00:11:58,270 --> 00:11:59,510
CHEERING
254
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:04,440
The amount of work that went
into that was absolutely brilliant.
255
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,790
I'm gonna kick this off with a yes.
CHEERING
256
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,390
It's a yes from me.
257
00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:10,360
It's a yes from me, girls.
258
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,720
And it's a yes from me!
CHEERING
259
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,240
# Oh, Mickey
What a pity, you don't understand
260
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:18,030
# You take me by the heart
And you take me by the hand... #
261
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,600
Yes! Yes!
Amazing!
262
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,630
Well done! Yes! Well done!
Incredible.
263
00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:25,670
Great.
They were so good. I loved that.
264
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,960
Four yeses! Yeah!
CHEERING
265
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,960
# Oh, Mickey, what a pity
You don't understand... #
266
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,150
Hi, Mike. How are you?
Hi. I'm good. How are you?
267
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:34,600
Oh... That's a really...
268
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,440
Ooh, yes!
Ooh, that's a handshake, innit?
269
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,720
That's a scared handshake.
Oh, is it? Oh, right.
270
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,150
You can come on with me if you want.
No, you're all right, thanks.
271
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:44,840
If you've got two or three minutes,
272
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:49,000
you've got this amazing opportunity
just to blow up...
273
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,240
We'll start a really good clap
for you. OK. Come on.
274
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,510
One, two, three... Do I just walk?
Yeah, you can go, Mike.
275
00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:58,750
There you are, look.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
276
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:04,440
Hello. Hi! What's your name?
Where you come from?
277
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,790
My name is Mike Woodhams,
I'm 37,
278
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:10,480
and I'm from the city
of Milton Keynes. Ooh...
279
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,630
SCATTERED CHEERING
Ooh...
280
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,870
And what do you do in Milton Keynes?
What's your job?
281
00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:20,360
So, I'm a singing and music teacher,
is what I do. Oh. OK.
282
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,150
Yeah, so I teach,
like, little humans to do music
283
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,750
and singing and recorder and...
Recorder.
284
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:28,000
..ukulele,
all those great instruments.
285
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000
Ukulele? Oh...
CHEERING
286
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,120
# I could be anyone, anyone, anyone
Anyone, anyone for you... #
287
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,240
I teach Year 3 to Year 6,
teach them music.
288
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,000
When you're sort of
getting to that point
289
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,750
where they're starting
to understand, like, music
290
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,510
and how to play things,
like, that is fun, so I do enjoy it.
291
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:47,390
# I can love you, I could be
Anything you want of me... #
292
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:49,960
I'm a singer.
Sing, then.
293
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,510
# La. #
Can you do it? That was bad.
294
00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:55,270
How about this one?
HIGH PITCH: # La. #
295
00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:57,750
I think the kids I teach
will be very excited
296
00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,030
to see me on Britain's Got Talent,
although I do feel
297
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:01,030
that the Year 6s
298
00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:05,120
will probably be harsher
than the judges, which is scary.
299
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,670
# Be your light... #
300
00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:09,030
Today could change my life
in a lot of ways.
301
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:10,870
I've gone red
just thinking about it.
302
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,150
HE SQUEAKS
303
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,510
Yeah.
HE LAUGHS
304
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,550
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
305
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,320
You have to aim for the stars,
you know...
306
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,080
Right.
..and this is your opportunity.
307
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,240
CHEERING
Go for it! Thank you.
308
00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:29,480
HE EXHALES
OK.
309
00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:36,320
Is that James Blunt?
310
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,240
AS JAMES BLUNT:
# My life is brilliant
311
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,750
LAUGHTER
# My love is pure
312
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,870
# I saw an angel
313
00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:46,550
# Of that I'm sure
314
00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:49,630
# She smiled at me on the subway
315
00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:52,550
# She was with another man. #
316
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,240
How about this one?
317
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,480
AS RONAN KEATING:
# No matter what they call us... #
318
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,270
CHEERING
319
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:03,120
# However they attack... #
LAUGHTER
320
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:08,790
# No matter where they take us
321
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,080
# We'll find our own way back. #
322
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,840
CHEERING
323
00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:17,270
Oh, come on, Gabrielle.
324
00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:20,550
AS GABRIELLE:
# Knew the signs, wasn't right... #
325
00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:22,910
Oh, he's good.
He's great.
326
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:26,550
# I was stupid for a while... #
CHEERING
327
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:31,320
# Swept away by you
328
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:36,390
# And now I feel like a fool... #
329
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:38,910
Very good.
CHEERING
330
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:45,840
AS MACY GRAY: # I play it off
But I'm dreaming of you
331
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:50,270
# I'll keep my cool
But I'm fiendin'... #
332
00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:54,390
# I try to say goodbye
And I choke, hey
333
00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:57,480
# Try to walk away and I stumble
334
00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,200
# Though I try to hide it
It's clear
335
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:04,270
# My world crumbles
When you are not near. #
336
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,320
AS ANASTACIA:
# Now, baby, come on... #
337
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,080
CHEERING
338
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,670
Oh, yeah.
Great. Oh, yeah.
339
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,840
# Never let me feel
340
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:20,320
# I should have known
That you brought nothing real
341
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:24,720
# You know I can't take this no more
342
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:30,550
# You know I gotta let it go
And you know
343
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,600
# I'm outta love. #
344
00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:37,440
AS HEATHER SMALL:
# What have you done today... #
345
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,320
Oh! Heather Small! Heather Small!
So good.
346
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:45,000
# It's never too late to try... #
Yeah!
347
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,200
# What have you done today
To make you feel proud? #
348
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,120
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yeah!
349
00:16:54,720 --> 00:17:00,440
# What have you done today
To make you feel proud?
350
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,200
# It's never too late to try... #
351
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,200
Everybody on their feet.
352
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,310
The crowd love him,
the judges love him.
353
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,200
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
354
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,160
Two thumbs up from Simon Cowell!
We love him.
355
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,030
# If you make that break for freedom
356
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:23,350
# What have you done today
To make you feel proud? #
357
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:25,240
You should be proud!
358
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,000
It's the best vocal impressions
I've heard
359
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,030
in a very, very long time.
360
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:33,400
I just loved it. What a talent.
The vocal range is insane.
361
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,480
Just amazing.
Yeah, you're a really good singer.
362
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,880
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
363
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,400
I am so happy for you
because I am so surprised.
364
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,790
I feel like when you came on...
Me too!
365
00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:45,160
LAUGHTER
366
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,400
I'm just gobsmacked.
I've never seen anything like it.
367
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,590
You're super-talented.
368
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:52,830
# I step out of the ordinary... #
369
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:55,240
You're standing up there,
you're doing female vocalists.
370
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,400
What a talent.
371
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,350
I'm glad you entered the show
this year. Thank you.
372
00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:02,270
# I'm on my way
Can't stop me now... #
373
00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:07,350
I'm so surprised because
you really undersold yourself. Yeah.
374
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,830
I've performed in front of people,
375
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,680
but I've never done THAT
in front of people.
376
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:14,160
I would just say going forward -
really start believing in yourself
377
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,830
because you're the kind of act,
378
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:18,160
honestly, I really believe
could win this whole show.
379
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,680
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
380
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:24,160
# What have you done today
To make you feel proud?
381
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,550
# To make you feel proud, yeah
Let me hear ya... #
382
00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:28,480
Seriously. OK. Bruno?
Yes!
383
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,000
# So, what have you done today... #
Alesha.
384
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,640
I'm saying yes.
385
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,030
Yes from me.
386
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,160
I think you've got
about four million yeses.
387
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,270
CHEERING
Well done.
388
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:42,030
# Cos you could be
So many people... #
389
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:45,160
He was really good.
What a gorgeous man.
390
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,590
That was so brilliant.
391
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,480
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
392
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:52,030
Well done.
Oh, God. My mouth is, like, stuck...
393
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,510
You had nothing to be nervous about.
394
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,790
Anastacia was brilliant.
395
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:56,590
The first one
when James Blunt came on
396
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,350
and he put his hood up
and he just did it,
397
00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,750
I was like, "This is not
what we thought this was gonna be."
398
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,830
No, nor do I. That was fun. Thanks.
Congrats.
399
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,510
Let's do it again.
Yeah! Thank you.
400
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,480
Yeah? Thanks, Mike.
Amazing. Well done.
401
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,350
# You could be so many people... #
402
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,830
Still a firm handshake.
Yeah, very firm. Wasn't it?
403
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:15,110
# Just make that break for freedom
404
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:19,880
# So what have you done today
To make you feel proud? #
405
00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:24,790
MUSIC: 'I'm So Excited'
by The Pointer Sisters
406
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:32,400
Come on...
# I'm so excited. #
407
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,400
CHEERING
# And I just can't hide it... #
408
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,000
# I know, I know, I know
I know, I know
409
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,750
# I love you! #
That's better.
410
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:46,440
# I want to love you, feel you
Wrap myself around you... #
411
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,110
Are you excited to see Simon Cowell?
412
00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:51,160
No, she wants Dec.
I'm excited to see anyone famous!
413
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:55,790
# And if you move real slow
I'll let it go. #
414
00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:57,070
MUSIC STOPS
Oh, one minute.
415
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,030
She's on her phone.
Nan!
416
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,110
Louder!
417
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:02,920
# I'm so excited... #
Yeah.
418
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,680
He never runs out of energy,
this guy.
419
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,200
Innit?
All right, let's go.
420
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,350
Bobby!
How's it going?
421
00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:14,200
ANT AND DEC LAUGH
422
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,680
Don't think we've had this before.
423
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,830
In 17 years of Britain's Got Talent.
No, definitely.
424
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:20,550
There's no "think" about it.
We definitely haven't.
425
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:23,590
What do you do?
I do jokes.
426
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,790
Great!
Er...
427
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:28,350
They're ready if you are.
Yeah, great. Let's do it.
428
00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:30,000
Let's do it.
Yeah, let's do it.
429
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,160
Yeah, yeah, straight on.
It's all yours.
430
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,350
# I'm so excited
431
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:35,110
# And I just can't hide it... #
CHEERING
432
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,720
There's something very fishy
about this act.
433
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,750
CHEERING
434
00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:43,790
Oh, my gosh.
435
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,960
Hello! How are you?
How's it going?
436
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,000
My name's Bobby Goldfinn.
437
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,750
CHEERING
Bobby Goldfinn.
438
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,680
I'm the only goldfish
on the UK comedy scene.
439
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,550
LAUGHTER
440
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,200
I love him already.
441
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,270
I'm just a small fish
in a big bowl, you know?
442
00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:02,440
LAUGHTER
Do you think you can win?
443
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,920
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
444
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,030
OK, fabulous.
Bobby Goldfinn, the stage is yours.
445
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,510
All right. Thanks.
446
00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:11,350
CHEERING
It's an honour to be here. Thanks.
447
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:12,880
I'm Bobby Goldfinn,
I got some jokes.
448
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,310
So, knock, knock...
ALL: Who's there?
449
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,720
I'll start that again.
450
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,310
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
451
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,640
Uh... This, um...
Come on.
452
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,750
My name's Bobby Goldfinn.
453
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,440
I got some jokes.
454
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,750
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
455
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:37,960
Uh...
456
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,030
Come on, get one gag out.
457
00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:41,510
Do I get to start?
458
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:44,680
Fish have a very short memory.
Do you remember why you're here?
459
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,400
LAUGHTER
460
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,200
Oh, yeah.
461
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,750
Knock, knock.
BUZZER SOUNDS
462
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:53,960
Knock, knock.
BUZZERS SOUND
463
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,720
Tell me when.
Any minute now.
464
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,830
Two fish swim into a bar...
465
00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:04,510
BUZZER SOUNDS,
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
466
00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:08,160
Look, the good thing is you're gonna
forget this ever happened.
467
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,720
LAUGHTER
468
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,030
I'm sorry. It's a no today, Bobby.
469
00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:16,310
# Don't you... #
Knock, knock.
470
00:22:16,310 --> 00:22:18,440
# Forget about me... #
471
00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:21,200
# Don't, don't, don't... #
472
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,920
Aw, Bobby.
What happened, Bobby?
473
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,110
Has the show started?
474
00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:29,440
ALESHA:
I don't even know what to say.
475
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,590
I mean, that sums up BGT madness,
really, doesn't it?
476
00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:32,880
It was bonkers.
477
00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:39,550
Come on.
Let's have it.
478
00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:41,640
Best of luck, darling.
Very excited about this.
479
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:45,000
It's all yours. Have fun out there.
480
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,440
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
481
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,310
Wave, wave!
482
00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:57,440
Hello.
Hello!
483
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,270
LAUGHTER,
CHEERING
484
00:22:59,270 --> 00:23:00,350
Hello, darlin'!
485
00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:03,350
Hello, everyone.
My name's Sydnie Christmas.
486
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:06,310
Is it?!
Sydnie Christmas? Yeah!
487
00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:08,510
That's an unbelievable name.
I love that. I know.
488
00:23:08,510 --> 00:23:10,510
It's terrible, isn't it?
It's not!
489
00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:13,160
My middle name's worse.
What is it? What is it?
490
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,000
Mary. No!
LAUGHTER
491
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,510
Sydnie Mary Christmas?
492
00:23:19,510 --> 00:23:22,350
Did your mum
seriously name you that?
493
00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:25,270
No, I'm joking.
LAUGHTER
494
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:28,720
OK, OK. Oh, my gosh, that is genius.
495
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,480
Sydnie, where are you from?
496
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,110
Raised in Kent,
just moved to London.
497
00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:35,790
CHEERING
498
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:38,790
Are you a student? Do you work?
What do you do?
499
00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:40,880
I'm currently working
front of house at a gym.
500
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,480
Oh, brilliant! Ooh, yes!
Yeah.
501
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,680
Fantastic.
But that's not what you want to do.
502
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,680
No, absolutely not.
LAUGHTER
503
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,400
No.
What do you want to do, Sydnie?
504
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,790
I'm trying to be in the West End.
I just want to sing.
505
00:23:56,790 --> 00:23:58,510
Aw...
506
00:23:58,510 --> 00:24:00,440
What are you gonna sing for us
today?
507
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,680
Er, the first song
that I ever sung, actually.
508
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,030
I haven't sung it in 24 years.
509
00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:06,830
How old are you? You LOOK 24.
510
00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:09,640
I'm 28.
LAUGHTER
511
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,160
Twenty-great.
Good answer.
512
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,000
Thank you.
Yep. There you go.
513
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,480
So, what song did you sing at four?
514
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,550
Er, Tomorrow.
SIMON GROANS
515
00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:20,400
From Annie?
From Annie, yeah.
516
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,240
CHEERING
Simon... That is Simon's worst song.
517
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,590
LAUGHTER
518
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,070
Hopefully, I sing it better
than when I was four.
519
00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:30,160
Well, so do we!
520
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,480
APPLAUSE
I can't wait.
521
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,110
Thank you.
522
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,440
Come on, Sydnie.
Come on, Sydnie.
523
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,310
Let's 'ave it.
ALESHA LAUGHS
524
00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:57,000
PIANO MUSIC: 'Tomorrow'
525
00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:05,750
# The sun will come out
526
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:08,030
# Tomorrow
527
00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:10,880
# Bet your bottom dollar that
528
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,030
# Tomorrow
529
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,550
# There'll be sun
530
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,960
# Just thinking about
531
00:25:23,270 --> 00:25:25,310
# Tomorrow
532
00:25:25,310 --> 00:25:29,590
# Clears away the cobwebs and
533
00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:33,400
# The sorrow
534
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,960
# Till there's none
535
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,790
# When I'm stuck with a day
536
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:44,640
# That's grey and lonely... #
CHEERING
537
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,400
# I just stick out my chin
538
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:55,440
# And grin, and say, oh
539
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,030
# The sun will come out
540
00:25:58,030 --> 00:26:00,000
# Tomorrow
541
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:05,920
# So you gotta hang on till tomorrow
542
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:12,960
# Come what may
543
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,550
# Tomorrow, tomorrow
544
00:26:17,550 --> 00:26:22,480
# I love you tomorrow... #
545
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,070
CHEERING
# You're always a day
546
00:26:26,070 --> 00:26:28,550
# Away
547
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:35,480
# The sun'll come out tomorrow
548
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,310
# Bet your bottom dollar
549
00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:42,680
# That tomorrow
550
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,510
# There'll be sun
551
00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:50,510
# Just thinking about
552
00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:52,640
# Tomorrow
553
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,680
# Clears away the cobwebs
554
00:26:55,680 --> 00:27:00,510
# And the sorrow... #
CHEERING
555
00:27:00,510 --> 00:27:04,110
# Till there's none
556
00:27:04,110 --> 00:27:07,030
# When I'm stuck with a day
557
00:27:07,030 --> 00:27:12,400
# That's grey and lonely
558
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:17,750
# I just stick out my chin and grin
559
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:23,440
# And say... #
CHEERING
560
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,110
# Oh, the sun will come out
561
00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:28,240
# Tomorrow
562
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,160
# I love you tomorrow
563
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,880
# You're always a day
564
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,070
# Away
565
00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:45,550
# Tomorrow
566
00:27:45,550 --> 00:27:50,000
# I love you tomorrow
567
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,550
# You're always
568
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,960
# A day
569
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,030
# Away. #
570
00:28:02,270 --> 00:28:07,160
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
571
00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:14,030
# Somewhere
572
00:28:15,030 --> 00:28:19,350
# Over the rainbow
573
00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:25,070
# Way up high... #
574
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:28,720
Sydnie! Look at that! Look at that!
575
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,880
# There's a land... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
576
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,790
# That I heard of
577
00:28:35,790 --> 00:28:42,200
# Once in a lullaby
578
00:28:47,510 --> 00:28:50,200
# Someday
I'll wish upon a star... #
579
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:55,310
AUDIENCE CHANT: Press the buzzer!
Press the buzzer! Press the buzzer!
580
00:28:55,310 --> 00:29:01,110
Press the gold!
Press the gold! Press the gold!
581
00:29:01,110 --> 00:29:04,200
Oh, my God.
Bruno, what did you think?
582
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,830
How to make an audience want more.
583
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:13,160
Tease them. Bring them in.
Make them believe.
584
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,920
Hit them with these huge notes!
CHEERING
585
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,960
It is just art. It's art. Art.
586
00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:24,590
You are full of character,
personality.
587
00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:25,790
You've got it all going on.
588
00:29:25,790 --> 00:29:28,640
CHEERING
589
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,880
LAUGHTER
590
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,480
Say no more, girl. Smashed it.
Let's 'ave it!
591
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,790
Let's 'ave it!
Come on, Sydnie!
592
00:29:36,790 --> 00:29:39,240
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
593
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,680
Oh, thank you.
594
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,160
Sydnie, I think, for me,
what struck me so much about you
595
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,920
is just, like,
how naturally funny, how warm,
596
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,030
how brilliant your presence was
the minute you walked on the stage,
597
00:29:52,030 --> 00:29:54,510
but how you were, like,
entertaining everyone,
598
00:29:54,510 --> 00:29:58,030
but then you brought us
the most heartfelt,
599
00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:00,680
beautiful version of that song.
600
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,200
And that was the best version
I have ever heard in my life,
601
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,830
so I'm gonna do this!
602
00:30:05,830 --> 00:30:10,400
# Me
603
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:14,830
# Somewhere... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
604
00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:19,160
# Over the rainbow
605
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:26,070
# Skies are blue
606
00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:31,960
# And the dreams
607
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,680
# That you dare to dream... #
608
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,160
Yeah!
DEC LAUGHS
609
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:42,400
# Really do come true... #
610
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,400
CHEERING
611
00:30:52,030 --> 00:30:54,590
Let's 'ave it!
Thank you so much! Thank you.
612
00:30:54,590 --> 00:30:56,720
You were so good.
Oh, my God. So beautiful.
613
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,110
Thank you so much
for that opportunity. So beautiful.
614
00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:01,680
CHEERING
615
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,790
Sydnie! Sydnie!
I wanna say something.
616
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,680
That reaction we just heard
in the room, it was...
617
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,790
You know, it's rare.
618
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,750
Thank you so much.
Thanks for screaming for me.
619
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,720
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
620
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,480
Everyone's aware, you know,
it's tough to get that break,
621
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,070
you know, for something
which you really love.
622
00:31:29,350 --> 00:31:31,310
You so deserve what you just got.
623
00:31:31,310 --> 00:31:34,270
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
624
00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:36,350
Your control was amazing.
625
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,750
And I used to hate that song,
and now I absolutely love it.
626
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:43,830
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
627
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:49,350
Good for you. That was brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant. Thank you.
628
00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:51,000
See you in the live shows!
629
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,350
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
630
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,350
Yeah! Oh, my God!
What just happened there?!
631
00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:02,350
She really deserved that.
She was so good, yeah.
632
00:32:02,350 --> 00:32:04,510
She's properly given me chills
all over my body.
633
00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:05,510
I was like, "Oh, my God."
634
00:32:05,510 --> 00:32:07,680
Everybody was just
in the palm of your hand.
635
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,640
I have never experienced
anything like that, ever. Really?
636
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:15,920
I really felt heard.
That was something... Aw, good.
637
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,350
I will never forget that.
638
00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:19,480
I look at her and I go,
"My daughter's gonna love her,
639
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,680
"my nan's gonna love her,
and my mum's gonna love her."
640
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,480
That's how I always judge it. Like,
the three different generations.
641
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,310
CHEERING
642
00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:30,030
# Why
643
00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:32,400
# Oh, why
644
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:39,440
# Can't I? #
645
00:32:52,030 --> 00:32:53,550
MUSIC STOPS,
STARTS
646
00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:56,240
WOMAN ON RADIO: 'Good morning!
It's an exciting day in London
647
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,270
'as BGT auditions
have hit the capital.'
648
00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:01,510
This is the greatest day of my life!
649
00:33:03,030 --> 00:33:05,350
Here we are.
SCREAMING
650
00:33:06,830 --> 00:33:10,000
# Be young, be foolish
651
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,510
# But be happy... #
652
00:33:11,510 --> 00:33:15,200
What's so nice about this show,
though, that anyone can audition.
653
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,000
# Be foolish, but be happy... #
654
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,510
From contortionists to magic.
655
00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:23,270
Irish dancers and pole dancers.
656
00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:24,790
It's all the costumes and that.
657
00:33:24,790 --> 00:33:27,160
I think we could do with a bit
of sparkle, you know. We could.
658
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,720
By the way, we actually don't know
who's going to come on.
659
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,880
Genuinely. Haven't got a clue.
660
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,960
# So be young, be foolish
661
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,030
# Girl, be happy... #
662
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,960
I have to say,
I was driving here today,
663
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,920
and I saw your good self with
a camera guy and a couple of guys,
664
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,350
and I thought,
"It must be Britain's Got Talent."
665
00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:48,880
MOP SQUEAKS
666
00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:51,880
ALESHA: Very excited.
667
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,510
Onto the star, have a chat.
Enjoy, enjoy. Good luck.
668
00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:56,350
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
669
00:33:59,350 --> 00:34:01,110
Hello.
Hello, Amanda.
670
00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:03,750
What's your name?
Dennis Frere-Smith.
671
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,830
And where are you from?
Norwich.
672
00:34:05,830 --> 00:34:07,240
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
673
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,150
Is... Is that a trumpet?
Erm...
674
00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:12,000
LAUGHTER
No, it's a piano.
675
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,400
LAUGHTER
676
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,760
Dennis,
how long have you been playing?
677
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,360
When I left school,
I wanted to play in London,
678
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,840
so I joined a Guards band.
I was 16. Oh, wow.
679
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,230
So I played for the Queen
and the Queen Mother,
680
00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:25,800
and it would be just incredible
681
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,110
to have the opportunity
to play for the King.
682
00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:29,760
Oh, my gosh.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
683
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,000
Is this something
that you've done all your life?
684
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,110
I needed to get a proper job,
685
00:34:33,110 --> 00:34:36,280
cos I got married and had children,
and my son's with me today.
686
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,000
Aw, amazing.
CHEERING
687
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,880
And why have you entered this show
this year?
688
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,190
You know, what's the dream?
689
00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:45,710
My dream would be to perform
my music all over the world.
690
00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:47,280
CHEERING
691
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,670
Well, Dennis, I'm gonna wish you
all the best of luck.
692
00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:51,280
Thank you very much.
When you're ready.
693
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,760
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
694
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,000
Oh...
695
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,760
What's happening here?
Aye-aye. Huh?
696
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,280
Oh, is it a trick?
Could be a contortionist?
697
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,360
Listen,
I wouldn't put it past anyone.
698
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,670
BRUNO LAUGHS
It's true.
699
00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:08,320
Anything's possible on this show.
True.
700
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,960
PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT
PLAYS
701
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,510
PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING IN'
702
00:35:19,510 --> 00:35:22,800
CHEERING,
RHYTHMIC APPLAUSE
703
00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:28,800
Oh, yeah!
704
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,550
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
705
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,920
PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING IN'
706
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,150
What the hell?!
707
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,190
TOOTS TEAPOT
MELODICALLY
708
00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:49,670
LAUGHTER
709
00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:52,710
BUZZER SOUNDS
710
00:35:52,710 --> 00:35:55,190
No! It's brilliant!
711
00:35:55,190 --> 00:35:57,000
CHEERING
Oh, my God...
712
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,280
LAUGHTER,
TEMPO INCREASES
713
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,840
PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING IN'
714
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,110
Oh! That's good!
That's good!
715
00:36:04,190 --> 00:36:06,000
Oh, my God,
it just sounds like farting.
716
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,800
LAUGHTER
717
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,880
TRUMPETS MELODICALLY
718
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,150
HOSEPIPES TOOT
719
00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:19,150
PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING IN'
720
00:36:19,150 --> 00:36:20,710
LAUGHTER
721
00:36:20,710 --> 00:36:24,000
WARBLES MELODICALLY
722
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,670
My ears! My ears!
723
00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:29,550
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
724
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,800
Press the gold!
725
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,670
LAUGHTER
726
00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:43,000
Oh, Dennis.
What did you think, Simon?
727
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,840
What age were you
when you discovered
728
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,840
that those things
could make those noises?
729
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,360
Er, about 12 years old.
730
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,230
LAUGHTER
731
00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:55,440
And did you just suddenly go,
"A hose can be a trumpet"?
732
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,110
I was playing at school
and one of the students said to me,
733
00:36:58,110 --> 00:36:59,920
"Have you ever tried a hosepipe?"
So I did.
734
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,840
Of course.
And it went from there.
735
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,360
LAUGHTER
736
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:07,840
Dennis, it just reminded me
of good old-fashioned entertainment.
737
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,670
I just think
there is no other show on Earth
738
00:37:09,670 --> 00:37:11,320
where you'd be
able to play a hosepipe.
739
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,710
This is perfect
for Britain's Got Talent.
740
00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:16,510
I'm gonna kick this off with a yes.
741
00:37:16,510 --> 00:37:18,030
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you.
742
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,710
I'm definitely saying yes.
Thank you. Thank you.
743
00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:25,920
Bruno?
It's such a waste of wind.
744
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,670
LAUGHTER
What a put-down!
745
00:37:27,670 --> 00:37:29,590
"You're such a waste of wind."
"Waste of wind."
746
00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:31,670
It's a no from me.
What?!
747
00:37:31,670 --> 00:37:33,030
I can't.
BOOING
748
00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:35,670
It's a yes from me!
Oh! I can't believe it!
749
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,030
# Good golly, Miss Molly... #
750
00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:38,630
Thank you so much.
751
00:37:40,110 --> 00:37:42,960
# When you're rockin'
And a-rollin'... #
752
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,000
Well done, Den!
Dennis! Thank you so much.
753
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,760
Well done. Well done.
You're very welcome.
754
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:47,880
That was incredible.
755
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,280
I mean, he went to a lot of effort.
756
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,440
This is literally the only place
you can play those instruments.
757
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,880
Only on this show.
758
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,800
# Good golly, Miss Molly... #
759
00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:00,110
I am so happy BGT is back.
Look around at all these people.
760
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:01,510
# When you're rockin'... #
761
00:38:01,510 --> 00:38:02,590
So much energy as well.
762
00:38:02,590 --> 00:38:04,840
There's, like,
everything going on everywhere.
763
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,360
Dogs...
DOG BARKS
764
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,550
They came to say hello.
765
00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:12,880
BARKS
766
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,190
WOMAN: Aw, did you hear that?
767
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,960
Did you hear it?
Yeah.
768
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,590
This is gonna be great!
On the star. You know how it works.
769
00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:21,630
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
770
00:38:27,230 --> 00:38:28,670
Hello.
Hello.
771
00:38:28,670 --> 00:38:32,030
Now, I recognise you.
Yeah. I have been here before.
772
00:38:32,030 --> 00:38:33,670
My name's Lucy Heath,
773
00:38:33,670 --> 00:38:35,920
and I came on before
with my little dog Trip Hazard.
774
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,480
I think the name must be memorable.
775
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,920
Yes. Hi, Luce.
Yeah. We made it to the final.
776
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,920
I mean, getting in the final
is great... Yeah.
777
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,110
..but I guess you wanna win, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
778
00:38:46,110 --> 00:38:47,400
I'd love to have another go
779
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,360
and see how far we can get
this time, really.
780
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,880
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
781
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,150
MUSIC: 'If I Didn't Have You'
by Billy Crystal and John Goodman
782
00:38:55,150 --> 00:38:57,360
My name's Lucy, and this is Strike,
783
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,030
and we're from Grantham
in Lincolnshire,
784
00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:01,590
and we're a dog trick act.
STRIKE WHINES
785
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:06,070
# I wouldn't have nothing
If I didn't have you... #
786
00:39:06,070 --> 00:39:07,960
I have been
on Britain's Got Talent before
787
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,030
with my dog Trip Hazard,
788
00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:11,840
and we did make it
all the way to the final.
789
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,070
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
790
00:39:14,070 --> 00:39:16,440
ANT: In seventh place is...
791
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,510
Trip Hazard.
AUDIENCE: Aw...
792
00:39:18,510 --> 00:39:19,880
But I didn't win,
793
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,110
so I'm back to show
something different with Strike.
794
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,070
Since I've been on the show,
I've become a mum.
795
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:26,320
I've got a three-year-old
little boy called Ethan.
796
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,710
Everybody thinks
that the dogs are difficult.
797
00:39:28,710 --> 00:39:30,440
The dogs are so easy.
798
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,320
If only I could work out
how to train a toddler,
799
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,920
it would all be fine.
SHE LAUGHS
800
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,480
I have a really, really
close relationship with Strike.
801
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,760
You do a bit of singing, don't you?
Can you sing?
802
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,150
STRIKE WHINES
803
00:39:42,070 --> 00:39:44,760
That's a crap one, really, but...
SHE LAUGHS
804
00:39:47,030 --> 00:39:49,590
Coming back to the show this year,
having had a kid,
805
00:39:49,590 --> 00:39:52,110
it definitely gives it
a bit more meaning.
806
00:39:52,110 --> 00:39:54,360
I want to show him
that he can follow his dreams
807
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,280
and follow his passion.
808
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,190
And I really would like
to go one step further
809
00:39:58,190 --> 00:39:59,440
and maybe win this time.
810
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,510
APPLAUSE
What happened to Trip?
811
00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:06,190
Trip's great.
Trip is doing fantastic. He's grown.
812
00:40:06,190 --> 00:40:07,880
LAUGHTER
Yeah, yeah.
813
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,880
So, who is this one?
So, this is Strike... Strike.
814
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,840
..and he's a five-year-old
Border Collie.
815
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,550
He looks very smart.
AUDIENCE: Aw...
816
00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:16,280
He's already doing his thing.
817
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,070
He is, isn't he?
Oh, my goodness me.
818
00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:20,480
OK. No more questions.
It's lovely to have you back.
819
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,360
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
820
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,030
ALESHA: It doesn't feel right until
we've seen one dog act.
821
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,150
STRIKE BARKS
Ruff, ruff! A-woo!
822
00:40:30,150 --> 00:40:32,400
Sit. Stay.
823
00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:36,550
SONG: 'Friend Like Me'
824
00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:41,110
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
825
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,480
ANT GASPS
Look at him! He's doing this!
826
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,710
# Scheherazade
Had a thousand tales... #
827
00:40:49,710 --> 00:40:51,440
Oh, my God. That dog is beyond.
828
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,800
# Up your sleeve
You got a brand of magic never fails
829
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,550
# You got some power
In your corner now
830
00:40:57,550 --> 00:41:00,280
# Some heavy ammunition
In your camp... #
831
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,000
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Whoa!
832
00:41:03,110 --> 00:41:04,760
Is that it? Oh! There's another one!
833
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,320
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
834
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,550
What's out the back there?
Battersea Dogs Home?!
835
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,280
# You ain't never had
A friend like me
836
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,280
# Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'... #
837
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,510
Wow. Wow!
838
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:22,150
# Come on
Whisper what it is you want
839
00:41:22,150 --> 00:41:24,550
# You ain't never had
A friend like me... #
840
00:41:25,670 --> 00:41:28,360
Aw! I love it!
841
00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:32,110
# Have some of column A
842
00:41:32,110 --> 00:41:33,800
# Try all of column B
843
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,920
# Come on
844
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,800
# I'm in the mood to help you, dude
845
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,960
# You ain't never had
846
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,110
# A friend like me... #
847
00:41:39,110 --> 00:41:41,630
Oh, come on!
Synchronised spinning! Yes!
848
00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:43,030
Oh, my God, this is amazing!
849
00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:46,630
# Oh, yeah... #
CHEERING
850
00:41:46,630 --> 00:41:48,360
Aw!
851
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,190
# Yeah, oh
852
00:41:53,190 --> 00:41:54,440
# Can your friends do this? #
853
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,320
BOTH: There's another one!
854
00:41:58,110 --> 00:41:59,280
That's Trip Hazard!
855
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,360
# Can your friends pull this... #
856
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,670
LAUGHTER
Yes!
857
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,190
Go on, Trip!
858
00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:10,070
# Can your friends go poof... #
859
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,000
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
860
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,360
Look at him!
He's doing this! He's doing this!
861
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,670
Bless her.
862
00:42:15,670 --> 00:42:18,320
# I'm on the job, you big nabob
863
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,030
# You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend... #
864
00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:23,670
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Aw!
865
00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:25,630
The dog is on the dog!
866
00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:27,440
# Had a friend... #
867
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,480
They're cuddling!
868
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,480
# La-la-la-la
869
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,480
# You ain't never had
A friend like me, yeah! #
870
00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:39,150
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
871
00:42:39,150 --> 00:42:42,710
Yeah!
Oh, bless.
872
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,840
# This will be
873
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,510
# An everlasting love
874
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,880
# Oh, yes, it will now... #
875
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,400
That was wonderful!
Touched.
876
00:42:56,630 --> 00:43:00,510
# For me, oh... #
877
00:43:00,510 --> 00:43:03,190
I am actually speechless.
CHEERING
878
00:43:05,590 --> 00:43:07,880
Bruno, that was like
the show you used to do.
879
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,190
LAUGHTER
880
00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:10,480
"Strictly Dogs Dancing".
881
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,230
I am...
I'm a bit of a beginner here,
882
00:43:12,230 --> 00:43:15,230
but it really was
like a full review of dogs.
883
00:43:15,230 --> 00:43:16,360
CHEERING
884
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,920
The synchronised spinning
was incredible.
885
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,670
For me, it's the best dog act
I have seen.
886
00:43:22,670 --> 00:43:25,710
Oh! Thank you!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
887
00:43:27,630 --> 00:43:29,440
Alesha.
Oh, my goodness.
888
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,880
The fact that you decided to
come back on the show and audition
889
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:37,070
tells me a lot about you and your
competitive spirit, which I love.
890
00:43:37,070 --> 00:43:39,280
Oh, thank you.
That is absolutely brilliant.
891
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,670
CHEERING
# This will be
892
00:43:41,670 --> 00:43:43,030
# You and me... #
893
00:43:43,030 --> 00:43:46,280
Amanda.
You are incredible
894
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,230
because I can just about get my dog
out in the garden for a wee.
895
00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:50,760
LAUGHTER
896
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,550
It was incredible,
and I agree with Bruno,
897
00:43:53,550 --> 00:43:54,840
I would go as far as to say
898
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,000
this is one of the best dog acts
we've had on the show.
899
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,030
Aw, thank you!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
900
00:44:01,190 --> 00:44:05,440
What you did is actually impossible.
LAUGHTER
901
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,880
I was scared, to be honest.
902
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,880
You came really close to winning...
Yeah.
903
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,550
..and then you thought,
"OK, how can I make it better?"
904
00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:16,510
Well, you did.
I've never seen an act like this.
905
00:44:16,510 --> 00:44:18,800
It was like the big dogs
were training the little dogs.
906
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,480
LAUGHTER
907
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,630
It was incredible.
CHEERING
908
00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:25,110
I think I know where this is going.
Bruno.
909
00:44:25,110 --> 00:44:26,760
Yes! Yes, yes!
910
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,230
CHEERING
Alesha.
911
00:44:29,230 --> 00:44:31,710
I'm saying yes!
Thank you.
912
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,440
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
913
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:39,670
Four yeses.
914
00:44:39,670 --> 00:44:41,510
# This will be... #
Yes!
915
00:44:41,510 --> 00:44:45,630
# You and me, yes, siree
916
00:44:45,630 --> 00:44:48,000
# Eternally... #
917
00:44:49,030 --> 00:44:51,110
Can I say hello? How do you do it?
918
00:44:51,110 --> 00:44:53,280
A lot of treats, to be fair.
Yeah? A lot of treats.
919
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,630
You are so smart, aren't you?
Yes, you are.
920
00:44:56,630 --> 00:44:59,840
You're so beautiful.
You're so smart. OK.
921
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,840
Well done. Thank you.
I'm happy you came back.
922
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,920
Aw, thank you. That's really lovely.
Yeah. No, you're gonna do great.
923
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,670
Aw, thank you. That's awesome.
Really.
924
00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:12,360
# Love, love, love, love, love
925
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,150
# This will be
926
00:45:14,150 --> 00:45:17,550
# An everlasting love. #
927
00:45:17,550 --> 00:45:18,960
ALESHA: It's competition time,
928
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,480
and we've got a real treat for you
and the family worth over £110,000.
929
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,880
Courtesy of Kenwood Travel,
930
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,230
you and four guests could be
jetting off to sunny Barbados.
931
00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:31,590
You'll stay premium, all inclusive
in a luxury two-bedroom suite
932
00:45:31,590 --> 00:45:33,590
at Sea Breeze Beach House
for ten nights.
933
00:45:33,590 --> 00:45:36,960
Plus, you'll get to explore
this tropical island in style
934
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,030
on board a catamaran cruise.
935
00:45:39,030 --> 00:45:40,840
To round off this incredible prize,
936
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:45,190
there is also a huge £90,000
to spend on anything you want.
937
00:45:45,190 --> 00:45:48,280
Just imagine all that money
dropping into your bank account.
938
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,960
For your chance to win the holiday
and the cash, text:
939
00:45:54,230 --> 00:45:57,880
Texts cost £2 plus one
standard network rate message.
940
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:01,000
Go to the website.
Entries cost £2.
941
00:46:04,590 --> 00:46:07,840
Calls cost £2
plus your network access charge.
942
00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:16,480
Entrants must be 18 or over.
943
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,150
Lines close at 10am
on Monday, the 17th June. Good luck.
944
00:46:29,590 --> 00:46:32,800
INSTRUMENTAL: 'All Of The Stars'
945
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,320
SIMON: I feel a good energy in here.
946
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,920
ALESHA: I know, it's brilliant.
947
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,670
BRUNO: Are you having a good time?
948
00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:40,880
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It's great, isn't it?
949
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,960
JAWS THEME BEGINS
950
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,280
I wonder what's coming up next.
The anticipation.
951
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,030
Yeah.
I wanna laugh.
952
00:46:52,030 --> 00:46:53,670
JAWS THEME PLAYS
953
00:46:53,670 --> 00:46:55,760
He's back.
What?
954
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,800
MAN: OK, standby, everybody.
955
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,280
JAWS THEME QUICKENS
956
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,590
ALESHA: Right, guys. Let's do it.
957
00:47:01,590 --> 00:47:05,000
JAWS THEME CRESCENDOS
958
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,030
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
959
00:47:09,030 --> 00:47:10,840
What? What's he doing back?
960
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:14,190
MUSIC: 'Frolic'
by Luciano Michelini
961
00:47:14,190 --> 00:47:15,800
We've had him.
He's been here.
962
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,110
CHEERING
963
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,440
Thanks, guys. It's swell to be here.
I'm Bobby Goldfinn.
964
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,440
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
965
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,000
Seriously, why is he back?
I have no idea what's going on.
966
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,800
OK, right,
just so the audience know,
967
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,440
this goldfish got four noes,
and, for some reason, is back.
968
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,550
That's it.
LAUGHTER
969
00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:36,480
I think you got the wrong guy.
970
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,230
He can't remember!
Forgot. He forgot.
971
00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:41,630
Oh, you forgot.
LAUGHTER
972
00:47:41,630 --> 00:47:44,920
Well, you were here before,
and you were terrible,
973
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,030
so maybe you'll be better now.
Good luck.
974
00:47:48,030 --> 00:47:50,190
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thanks.
975
00:47:50,190 --> 00:47:52,510
I'm Bobby Goldfinn.
I got some jokes.
976
00:47:52,510 --> 00:47:54,030
Uh, so, uh...
977
00:47:54,030 --> 00:47:55,480
Knock, knock.
978
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,320
Who's there?
979
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,840
Uh... so...
980
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,030
Come on, mate.
981
00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:04,190
MUSIC: 'Frolic'
by Luciano Michelini
982
00:48:04,190 --> 00:48:06,320
Ha! He's forgot again.
ANT LAUGHS
983
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,190
Knock, knock.
984
00:48:09,630 --> 00:48:12,360
Uh...
LAUGHTER
985
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,550
BUZZER SOUNDS
986
00:48:14,550 --> 00:48:17,630
Knock, knock. Knock, knock.
987
00:48:17,630 --> 00:48:20,320
LAUGHTER,
BUZZERS SOUND
988
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,000
So, two fish swim into a bar...
989
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,800
BUZZER SOUNDS
990
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,480
LAUGHTER
991
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,070
Poor Bobby Goldfinn.
LAUGHTER
992
00:48:29,070 --> 00:48:31,800
MUSIC: 'Don't Bring Me Down'
by Electric Light Orchestra
993
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,760
Bye!
994
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,280
Things can only get better.
995
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,360
# You got me runnin'
Goin' out of my mind... #
996
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,510
This first graph
is about being tickled.
997
00:48:40,510 --> 00:48:42,400
BUZZER SOUNDS
998
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,960
I just found it boring.
We all have different opinions.
999
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,590
# No, no, no, no, no... #
BUZZERS SOUND
1000
00:48:48,590 --> 00:48:50,150
BOOING
# Ooh-ooh-hoo... #
1001
00:48:50,150 --> 00:48:51,880
What do you mean "boo"?
1002
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,360
# I'll tell you... #
Terrible.
1003
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,110
# Before I get off the floor... #
I don't think that is gonna win.
1004
00:48:56,110 --> 00:48:57,960
# Don't bring me down... #
Shocking. Oh, God!
1005
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,670
# No, no, no, no, no... #
No, no, no, no, no.
1006
00:49:00,670 --> 00:49:03,000
All right, wish me luck.
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
1007
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,800
# I'll tell you once more
Before I get off the floor... #
1008
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,480
How's it going?
# Don't bring me down. #
1009
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,670
I'm Bobby Goldfinn.
1010
00:49:09,670 --> 00:49:12,670
BUZZERS SOUND
1011
00:49:12,670 --> 00:49:14,960
LAUGHTER
1012
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,070
Reel him in, Ant. Reel him in.
1013
00:49:17,070 --> 00:49:19,800
MUSIC: 'Stuck In The Middle
With You' by Stealers Wheel
1014
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,320
ALESHA: Welcome to Carry On Camping.
LAUGHTER
1015
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,590
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1016
00:49:24,590 --> 00:49:26,320
Thanks, Bobby.
1017
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,400
All right, here goes nothing.
DEC LAUGHS
1018
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,800
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby...
1019
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,480
What's he doing?
I'm confused.
1020
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,280
"Here goes nothing!"
1021
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,070
It's a thrill to be here.
1022
00:49:38,070 --> 00:49:40,440
Bobby. Come on.
I'm Bobby Goldfinn.
1023
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,670
BUZZER SOUNDS
Knock, knock.
1024
00:49:43,670 --> 00:49:46,480
# Yes, I'm stuck
In the middle with you... #
1025
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,480
Absolute rubbish.
1026
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,440
Oh, Bobby.
That is great. That is good.
1027
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,190
That way, Bobby.
"Here goes nothing!"
1028
00:49:53,190 --> 00:49:55,150
THEY LAUGH
1029
00:49:55,150 --> 00:49:57,510
AMANDA:
Simon has lost the will to live.
1030
00:49:57,510 --> 00:50:00,280
# Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
1031
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,190
# Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you... #
1032
00:50:03,190 --> 00:50:06,030
Everyone likes to impress Simon.
That's, like... Yeah.
1033
00:50:06,030 --> 00:50:09,670
He's got this target on him.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
1034
00:50:09,670 --> 00:50:12,710
You all right?
Seriously? No.
1035
00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:16,000
The stage of the London Palladium
is almost ready. Are YOU ready?
1036
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,510
I am ready.
1037
00:50:17,510 --> 00:50:19,800
ALESHA: Simon, don't lose faith yet.
1038
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,710
We're trying to keep morale up
over here.
1039
00:50:21,710 --> 00:50:24,230
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1040
00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:32,480
Hello. Hello.
Who are you?
1041
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:33,960
My name's Kimberly Winter,
1042
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,440
and I flew all the way here
from America...
1043
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,070
Oh, my...
..to sing for Simon.
1044
00:50:38,070 --> 00:50:41,110
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1045
00:50:41,110 --> 00:50:43,230
So, has that always been
a personal dream of yours,
1046
00:50:43,230 --> 00:50:44,960
to sing in front of Simon Cowell?
1047
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,590
Yes. He's my favourite. I love him.
CHEERING
1048
00:50:48,590 --> 00:50:51,280
Simon, you feel better already!
1049
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,440
I'm here to perform for you, Simon.
1050
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,230
So, you're here on your own,
Kimberly?
1051
00:50:56,230 --> 00:50:59,110
I'm here with my husband,
Thomas Winter. OK.
1052
00:50:59,110 --> 00:51:02,360
And what does Thomas think
about your crush on Simon?
1053
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,960
LAUGHTER
1054
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,150
Uh... We don't discuss it.
1055
00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:09,480
LAUGHTER
So, what is the dream?
1056
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,150
What do you hope comes
from the back of this show?
1057
00:51:12,150 --> 00:51:14,360
I just wanna make it worldwide.
1058
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,840
That's a big dream.
1059
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,000
Good luck, Kimberly.
1060
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,630
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1061
00:51:20,630 --> 00:51:22,440
Bit of Ave Maria?
1062
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,960
Yeah, it's got to be classical,
hasn't it? Soprano.
1063
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,670
SONG: 'The Winner Takes It All'
Ah! Brilliant.
1064
00:51:35,230 --> 00:51:36,360
ABBA.
ABBA.
1065
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,880
This is the one.
1066
00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:43,590
Ah, The Winner Takes It All, Amanda.
1067
00:51:43,590 --> 00:51:44,920
I do, darling.
I love it.
1068
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,590
MUSIC STOPS
1069
00:51:47,590 --> 00:51:49,360
SHE BURPS
1070
00:51:51,070 --> 00:51:53,960
Oh!
# The judges will decide... #
1071
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,800
SHE BURPS
Oh!
1072
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,590
# The likes of me abide... #
BURPS: Abide.
1073
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,440
# Spectators of the show... #
BURPS: Of the show.
1074
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,590
Oh, my God.
# Always staying
1075
00:52:04,590 --> 00:52:06,320
# Low... #
BURPS: Low.
1076
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,070
# The game is on again... #
1077
00:52:08,070 --> 00:52:10,030
BURPS: On again.
LAUGHTER
1078
00:52:10,030 --> 00:52:12,320
# A lover or a friend... #
BURPS: Or a friend.
1079
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,630
BUZZER SOUNDS
1080
00:52:14,630 --> 00:52:17,800
# A big thing or a small... #
BURPS: Small.
1081
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,590
BUZZER SOUNDS
1082
00:52:19,590 --> 00:52:21,360
# Takes it all. #
BURPS: All.
1083
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,000
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1084
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,800
MUSIC: 'Mamma Mia'
by ABBA
1085
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,360
# I've been cheated by you
Since I don't know when... #
1086
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,070
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1087
00:52:35,070 --> 00:52:39,480
We weren't expecting that. No.
LAUGHTER
1088
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,710
May I suggest Alka-Seltzer, darling?
1089
00:52:42,710 --> 00:52:44,760
Because that will settle it
a little bit.
1090
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,030
LAUGHTER
BURPS: Simon.
1091
00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:49,070
LAUGHTER
1092
00:52:49,070 --> 00:52:50,230
BURPS: Simon.
1093
00:52:50,230 --> 00:52:52,400
CHEERING
Oh...
1094
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:57,440
Did you really fly in from America
to burp on me? Yes, Simon.
1095
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,190
Really?
It was so stupid, it was brilliant.
1096
00:53:00,190 --> 00:53:02,510
LAUGHTER
Really. And that's a compliment.
1097
00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:03,920
BURPS: Simon.
1098
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,920
LAUGHTER
1099
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:10,150
Whoa! Whoa!
That one was off the Richter scale.
1100
00:53:10,150 --> 00:53:11,840
Whoa!
Whoa!
1101
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,550
And where do you see this going
if you were to go through?
1102
00:53:15,550 --> 00:53:17,110
No, no. She can't go any further.
1103
00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:19,760
LAUGHTER
1104
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,280
Well, look, there's not much to say.
Bruno, yes or no?
1105
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,280
It's a no, my love.
BOOING
1106
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,960
Alesha.
Erm, it's a no from me.
1107
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,110
SHE BURPS
Ugh! Oh, Amanda, please.
1108
00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:31,230
It's... It's...
1109
00:53:31,230 --> 00:53:33,320
AMANDA BURPS
Oh, no!
1110
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,320
AUDIENCE EXCLAIM
I'm out of here. I'm out of here.
1111
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:39,000
It takes a lot of...
1112
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,030
SHE BURPS
..effort.
1113
00:53:41,030 --> 00:53:43,480
I am bitterly disappointed.
1114
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,480
LAUGHTER
1115
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,920
AMANDA BURPS,
LAUGHTER
1116
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,710
KIMBERLY BURPS
No, no!
1117
00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:53,230
AMANDA BURPS
I love it, girl!
1118
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,510
ANT BURPS
Oh! Ah!
1119
00:53:54,510 --> 00:53:57,230
You don't wanna reconsider...
ERIC BURPS
1120
00:53:57,230 --> 00:53:59,280
ALESHA: Eric!
Oh, no...
1121
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,590
SIMON BURPS
1122
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,360
KIMBERLY BURPS
Come on, let's go.
1123
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,710
They've gone. Two of them have gone.
I'm gonna say yes.
1124
00:54:06,710 --> 00:54:08,360
Thank you!
1125
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,840
I think this audience loved you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1126
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,550
# Just one look
And I can hear a bell ring
1127
00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:16,880
# One more look
And I forget everything... #
1128
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,550
Yes, they do.
I'm giving you a yes.
1129
00:54:19,550 --> 00:54:21,880
SHE BURPS,
LAUGHTER
1130
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,070
Bruno.
Come on, Bruno.
1131
00:54:24,070 --> 00:54:25,480
AMANDA LAUGHS
1132
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,880
BOOING
1133
00:54:28,550 --> 00:54:30,480
CHANTING: Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!
1134
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,550
BURPS: Bruno.
Oh!
1135
00:54:32,550 --> 00:54:34,670
LAUGHTER
BURPS: Bruno.
1136
00:54:34,670 --> 00:54:36,230
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1137
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,800
Just because
I can't possibly imagine
1138
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:46,440
how you're going to out-gross
this grossness...
1139
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:49,360
..I'll change it around.
1140
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,800
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE,
SHE BURPS
1141
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,800
# Yes, I've been brokenhearted... #
You've got three yeses. Well done.
1142
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,800
# Blue since the day we parted
1143
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,510
# Why, why, did I ever... #
1144
00:54:59,510 --> 00:55:01,190
That took us by surprise
a little bit.
1145
00:55:01,190 --> 00:55:04,280
I'm so sorry I embarrassed you.
THEY LAUGH
1146
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,190
Do you burp? No, I do not.
You don't? I do not.
1147
00:55:07,190 --> 00:55:08,230
SHE BURPS
1148
00:55:08,230 --> 00:55:10,360
Wahey! One for luck.
Wahey! One for luck.
1149
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,150
One for luck.
See you later, pet.
1150
00:55:12,150 --> 00:55:14,480
Thanks, Kimberly.
Ta-ra. Whoa!
1151
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,760
Seriously, so much fun.
What?
1152
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,030
Hilarious.
Has everybody lost the plot?
1153
00:55:20,030 --> 00:55:21,670
# How can I resist you? #
1154
00:55:21,670 --> 00:55:22,920
SHE BURPS
1155
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,480
DOG BARKS,
ALARM BLARES
1156
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:28,400
We're here to do something
you have never seen before on BGT.
1157
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1158
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,070
Oh, my...
Oh, my God!
1159
00:55:33,070 --> 00:55:35,800
# Let me show you
What it's all about
1160
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,800
# Check it out. #
1161
00:55:46,670 --> 00:55:48,400
# The world is ours... #
1162
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,710
'Ladies and gentlemen,
1163
00:55:49,710 --> 00:55:52,840
'we're shortly due to arrive
at the BGT auditions.
1164
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,360
'Please, remain seated
and keep your seatbelts fastened.'
1165
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:59,110
# Feel like we're born to fly... #
1166
00:55:59,110 --> 00:56:00,360
It was just phenomenal.
1167
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,670
Like, how people
just travel from so far,
1168
00:56:02,670 --> 00:56:05,110
this is the biggest talent show
in the whole entire world.
1169
00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:10,670
# The world can be ours... #
1170
00:56:10,670 --> 00:56:12,320
Where are you from?
From Italy.
1171
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:13,510
I'm from Canada.
1172
00:56:13,510 --> 00:56:15,760
South Korea.
South Korea? Oh.
1173
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:18,880
In Kazakhstan, everybody loves
Britain's Got Talent.
1174
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,760
So, now we have a chance,
performing here,
1175
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,230
dreams come true, and we love that.
1176
00:56:22,230 --> 00:56:26,110
# Oh-h-h-h, oh-oh-oh-h-h
1177
00:56:26,110 --> 00:56:29,920
# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-h-h. #
1178
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,800
WHOOPING
1179
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:38,710
# Heading out, on our own
With our hope in the clouds... #
1180
00:56:38,710 --> 00:56:41,110
We have come all the way
from South Korea
1181
00:56:41,110 --> 00:56:42,880
to perform on Britain's Got Talent.
1182
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:47,480
# Here we go
All we need is an open road... #
1183
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,360
My name is Hyun-Soo. I am Miju.
I am Yong-Han.
1184
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,230
We are part of Ssaulabi.
1185
00:56:52,230 --> 00:56:54,280
ALL: Yoo!
1186
00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:57,590
THEY LAUGH
1187
00:56:57,590 --> 00:57:01,440
# Here we go
With the sunlight on our skin... #
1188
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,590
We are here to show
Britain's Got Talent taekwondo.
1189
00:57:04,590 --> 00:57:08,670
We have been doing taekwondo
our whole lives.
1190
00:57:08,670 --> 00:57:12,360
# This is where the adventure begins
1191
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,150
# Every step
1192
00:57:14,150 --> 00:57:16,480
# Writing stories
That seek to be read... #
1193
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,880
We all met at university.
1194
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,150
Most of us lived together.
1195
00:57:20,150 --> 00:57:22,280
We know each other
better than anyone else.
1196
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,800
We are best friends.
Yeah. Best friends!
1197
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,670
This is our first time in the UK.
1198
00:57:27,670 --> 00:57:30,280
We have loved exploring.
1199
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,230
We are so excited to perform today.
1200
00:57:33,230 --> 00:57:37,320
We want to show BGT
and the world what we can do.
1201
00:57:44,110 --> 00:57:48,510
We are very excited to see Simon
because he is very famous.
1202
00:57:48,510 --> 00:57:52,880
We watch BGT on YouTube,
we love Ant and Dec.
1203
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,320
Hey! How are you?
Follow us!
1204
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,190
Welcome.
Come down. Come on over.
1205
00:57:58,190 --> 00:58:00,760
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Where are you from?
1206
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,670
Team Ssaulabi, from South Korea.
1207
00:58:02,670 --> 00:58:03,920
South Korea?
Amazing.
1208
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:07,710
Our dream is we want to be
the first taekwondo team
1209
00:58:07,710 --> 00:58:09,960
to win Britain's Got Talent.
1210
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,360
The judges are ready. Are you ready?
ALL: Yes!
1211
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,840
Guys, it's all yours.
1212
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,590
Good luck. Enjoy.
Good luck. Good luck.
1213
00:58:15,590 --> 00:58:19,550
# Here we go
All we need is an open road... #
1214
00:58:19,550 --> 00:58:20,920
CHEERING
1215
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,670
# And a chance to see
1216
00:58:22,670 --> 00:58:26,360
# A never-ending world
That's beautiful
1217
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,800
# This is
Where the adventure begins. #
1218
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,280
Hello.
Hello. Hello.
1219
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,480
How are you?
1220
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,670
I'm so excited.
1221
00:58:34,670 --> 00:58:38,280
OK. What is the name of the group?
1222
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,440
We are Team Ssaulabi,
from South Korea.
1223
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:42,880
Ah. Wow.
CHEERING
1224
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,960
And why are you here on the show?
1225
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:54,840
We are here to do something
you have never seen before on BGT.
1226
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,000
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1227
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,670
Do you think you can win?
1228
00:58:59,670 --> 00:59:03,000
We think our act
is fit for the royal family.
1229
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,190
That's amazing.
That's what the show's all about.
1230
00:59:05,190 --> 00:59:08,030
OK, well, we have no idea
what you're gonna do.
1231
00:59:08,030 --> 00:59:10,840
We love surprises,
and the best of luck.
1232
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,030
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1233
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,630
Let's go, Ssaulabi.
1234
00:59:17,630 --> 00:59:18,880
Can't wait for this.
1235
00:59:25,670 --> 00:59:26,960
Pre-match huddle.
1236
00:59:29,630 --> 00:59:32,110
We do that
before every show ourselves.
1237
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,440
LAUGHTER
1238
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,480
"Don't knock my head off,
don't knock my head off,
1239
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:38,630
"don't knock my head off."
1240
00:59:38,630 --> 00:59:40,880
"Don't kick us in the face."
"Don't kick us in the face."
1241
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,960
SHOUTING
1242
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:46,000
ALL SHOUT
1243
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1244
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,150
Let's go, let's go!
1245
00:59:50,150 --> 00:59:51,280
Yes!
1246
01:00:02,110 --> 01:00:04,360
DRUMS PLAY
1247
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,510
Whoa!
Ah!
1248
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,440
AMANDA: Oh, crikey!
1249
01:00:39,710 --> 01:00:41,760
BOTH: Oh!
ANT: No way!
1250
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,030
ALESHA: That was sick!
SIMON: Oh, my God!
1251
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,070
Whoa!
What?! What?!
1252
01:00:55,070 --> 01:00:57,150
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1253
01:01:04,030 --> 01:01:06,510
Flying wood everywhere!
1254
01:01:20,190 --> 01:01:21,760
Wow!
1255
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,110
Yes!
1256
01:01:39,550 --> 01:01:41,670
ALESHA: Yeah, show them!
Go on, girl!
1257
01:01:43,030 --> 01:01:44,920
SHE SHOUTS
1258
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,800
This is unbelievable.
1259
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:52,150
No, I'm sorry, but this is so good!
Oh, my God!
1260
01:01:52,150 --> 01:01:54,230
I can't believe that.
1261
01:01:54,230 --> 01:01:56,400
Oh, my God, I love it.
1262
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,670
ANT: Look at that!
1263
01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:59,360
BOTH: Wah!
1264
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,510
Oh, my God!
1265
01:02:17,030 --> 01:02:21,110
Oh, my God.
1266
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,000
ANT AND DEC: Wow!
1267
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,670
Yes!
1268
01:02:41,070 --> 01:02:43,590
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1269
01:02:45,630 --> 01:02:48,190
I did it, I did it, I did it!
DEC LAUGHS
1270
01:02:48,190 --> 01:02:50,320
Ow, that really hurt.
1271
01:03:27,590 --> 01:03:31,070
Wow! That was insane!
1272
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,070
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1273
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,400
Oh, my God!
Yes!
1274
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:53,760
# I'll carry you... #
1275
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:02,190
The buzzer!
1276
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:13,070
# Cos I'll fight your wars
Don't worry no more
1277
01:04:13,070 --> 01:04:18,880
# Weary soul
When your demons break through
1278
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:22,110
# I'll carry you... #
1279
01:04:24,230 --> 01:04:26,280
Hoo-ha!
# Yeah
1280
01:04:28,590 --> 01:04:32,110
# I'll carry you... #
1281
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,920
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1282
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,400
# Gonna carry you
1283
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,670
# I'll carry you... #
1284
01:04:44,670 --> 01:04:47,480
THEY SHOUT
1285
01:04:48,550 --> 01:04:54,440
# I'll carry you
1286
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:57,480
# I'll carry... #
1287
01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:00,670
I've never felt so alive!
Excellent!
1288
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,280
The power, the beauty
1289
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,320
the artistry.
1290
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:11,190
It blows everything else I've seen
out of the water.
1291
01:05:11,190 --> 01:05:13,510
Insane, incredible.
1292
01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:15,760
My goodness, I need more of that.
1293
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:20,070
I can't even imagine how much
discipline, hard work and dedication
1294
01:05:20,070 --> 01:05:23,480
that it's taken for you to achieve
what you just did there today.
1295
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:25,880
It was exciting,
you've got us screaming.
1296
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,880
Genuinely,
that might be one of the best things
1297
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:30,960
I've ever seen on this show.
1298
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,800
My mind was blown.
1299
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,480
It was like
a Quentin Tarantino movie.
1300
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,710
I couldn't get over it.
1301
01:05:40,030 --> 01:05:42,710
I totally agree with everything
everybody said.
1302
01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:45,630
I think the fact
that you've come here
1303
01:05:45,630 --> 01:05:47,150
to represent your country
1304
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:51,760
and show us what you have done,
which must have taken years
1305
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,110
to achieve this.
1306
01:05:53,110 --> 01:05:56,710
It was more than a 10,
it was an 11.
1307
01:05:56,710 --> 01:05:59,670
ANT: An 11? He never gives 11.
1308
01:05:59,670 --> 01:06:01,110
Never.
Ever.
1309
01:06:01,110 --> 01:06:04,510
That performance
will inspire other people
1310
01:06:04,510 --> 01:06:07,360
because it was just hard work
and brilliance.
1311
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:08,630
Congratulations.
1312
01:06:08,630 --> 01:06:14,550
# Cos I'll fight your wars
Don't worry no more
1313
01:06:14,550 --> 01:06:20,400
# Weary soul
When your demons break through
1314
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:24,230
# I'll carry you... #
1315
01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:27,150
I feel faint,
and I didn't even do anything.
1316
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,440
Well done. Well done.
1317
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:34,960
Congratulations. Well done.
Well done.
1318
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:37,150
AMANDA: I am exhausted.
1319
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,710
Oh, I like that.
Thank you. Thank you.
1320
01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:47,230
CHEERING
1321
01:06:47,230 --> 01:06:49,030
Amazing.
Love you.
1322
01:06:49,030 --> 01:06:51,000
Now let's win the show!
1323
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,760
CHEERING
1324
01:06:54,320 --> 01:07:01,920
# I'll carry you
1325
01:07:03,590 --> 01:07:06,150
# I'll carry you
1326
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:11,800
# I'll carry you. #
1327
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:14,030
Thanks, guys, it's swell to be here,
I'm Bobby Goldfinn.
1328
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,110
ECHOING
1329
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,360
Knock-knock.
1330
01:07:22,550 --> 01:07:24,760
# It's Saturday night
And I just got paid! #
1331
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:28,400
SIMON:
This country needs you right now.
1332
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,230
I think I had a heart attack.
1333
01:07:30,230 --> 01:07:32,000
SHE IMITATES
A DOLPHIN
1334
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,110
ANT EXCLAIMS
1335
01:07:33,110 --> 01:07:35,710
The moment you started talking,
you just had me.
1336
01:07:35,710 --> 01:07:38,280
It was stunning.
Now that's impressive.
1337
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:42,230
Oh, my God!
1338
01:07:42,230 --> 01:07:44,280
DEC: I was not expecting that.
1339
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:45,960
Well, I loved it, I loved it.
1340
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,000
Just when you thought
you'd seen it all,
1341
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,320
let me tell you,
you ain't seen nothing yet.
1342
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,320
Join us on ITVX for BGT Reacts.
1343
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,670
I will. What are you waiting for?
1344
01:07:55,670 --> 01:07:57,710
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