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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,609 --> 00:00:01,882 - Um, did you guys see this? 2 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:03,706 "Kevin Costner has announced that he will no longer 3 00:00:03,730 --> 00:00:05,295 "be spokesperson for the Payne Turro 4 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:07,076 "or associated with the Payne brand 5 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,032 due to the company's recent scandals." 6 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:12,029 - Why does every celebrity have to take a big moral stance 7 00:00:12,073 --> 00:00:13,725 on every issue these days? 8 00:00:13,768 --> 00:00:15,332 I mean, not everything is personal. 9 00:00:15,376 --> 00:00:17,505 - Well, in this case, it is kind of personal to him. 10 00:00:17,549 --> 00:00:19,678 - He has a ranch where the fires broke out, 11 00:00:19,721 --> 00:00:22,155 or I guess he hada ranch where the fires broke out. 12 00:00:22,199 --> 00:00:23,719 - This is not making us look good. 13 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:26,239 "Costner Leaves Payne in the Ashes." 14 00:00:26,283 --> 00:00:28,258 But he's also about to star in a Broadway adaptation 15 00:00:28,282 --> 00:00:29,195 of "The Cutting Edge." 16 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,672 I wanna see that. 17 00:00:30,716 --> 00:00:33,062 - If it helps, I do an amazing Costner impression. 18 00:00:33,106 --> 00:00:34,669 You can just swap me in. 19 00:00:34,713 --> 00:00:37,928 Welcome to the Field of Dreams. 20 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:39,059 - That's "Jurassic Park." 21 00:00:39,103 --> 00:00:40,666 - Uh, no, it's "Field of Dreams." 22 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:42,101 I literally just said the title. 23 00:00:42,144 --> 00:00:43,685 - Well, we're just gonna get someone else, 24 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:46,489 someone better than Kevin Costner. 25 00:00:46,533 --> 00:00:49,053 Or you know, just another someone else. 26 00:00:49,097 --> 00:00:51,183 - Wait, no, it's like, uh... 27 00:00:51,226 --> 00:00:52,877 "Ah, looks like 28 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,659 you're on the Waterworld." 29 00:00:54,703 --> 00:00:56,007 Mm. 30 00:00:56,049 --> 00:00:57,014 - That was Connery. 31 00:00:57,039 --> 00:00:59,068 - Yeah, no, I... I heard it when I... when I said it. 32 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,526 - Yep. 33 00:01:00,568 --> 00:01:02,567 - ♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 34 00:01:02,611 --> 00:01:05,045 ♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 35 00:01:08,043 --> 00:01:08,927 - Yep, I agree. 36 00:01:08,952 --> 00:01:11,433 He is likable, approachable, and handsome, 37 00:01:11,476 --> 00:01:13,692 but Tony the Tiger is a cartoon 38 00:01:13,735 --> 00:01:15,212 and the spokesman for Frosted Flakes. 39 00:01:15,257 --> 00:01:17,038 - I'm not saying he should be our spokesman. 40 00:01:17,082 --> 00:01:18,776 I'm just saying he's a good template. 41 00:01:18,819 --> 00:01:21,123 - Wow, it looks like we have a lot of ideas. 42 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:22,880 - Yeah, kinda. I mean, these are celebrities 43 00:01:22,904 --> 00:01:24,271 that we could probably get, but we don't want. 44 00:01:24,295 --> 00:01:26,859 - AdamRayOkay, Horchata Soto. 45 00:01:26,902 --> 00:01:28,076 Are those real people? 46 00:01:28,119 --> 00:01:29,486 - They're the biggest accounts on TikTok. 47 00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:30,702 - Seriously? - Yeah, I don't know. 48 00:01:30,726 --> 00:01:31,811 The world's a mess. 49 00:01:31,856 --> 00:01:33,160 And then these are celebrities 50 00:01:33,203 --> 00:01:35,072 that we want, but we could never get. 51 00:01:35,115 --> 00:01:36,743 - Uh-huh, and what about celebrities that we want 52 00:01:36,767 --> 00:01:38,808 and can get? - They're on that list. 53 00:01:38,852 --> 00:01:40,070 - Ah. - Yes. 54 00:01:40,112 --> 00:01:41,982 - Not many A-listers wanting to be associated 55 00:01:42,024 --> 00:01:43,198 with the brand right now. 56 00:01:43,242 --> 00:01:44,651 - Ooh, what about the guy who played Snape? 57 00:01:44,675 --> 00:01:45,805 He has a great voice. 58 00:01:45,849 --> 00:01:47,761 - Alan Rickman? He died six years ago. 59 00:01:47,804 --> 00:01:49,238 - Snape is dead? - Yeah. 60 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:50,498 - It's a damn shame. 61 00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:52,018 I'ma start another list. "Gone"... 62 00:01:52,063 --> 00:01:53,800 - No more lists. - "Too Soon." 63 00:01:53,844 --> 00:01:55,061 - Oh, uh, James Gandolfini. 64 00:01:55,104 --> 00:01:56,451 Uh, Ray Liotta. 65 00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:58,103 - Uh, Kobe Bryant. Betty White. 66 00:01:58,147 --> 00:02:00,102 - Would we say Betty White was gone too soon? 67 00:02:00,146 --> 00:02:01,101 - Oh, that's... - Excuse me? 68 00:02:01,145 --> 00:02:02,163 - Have some respect, Cyrus. 69 00:02:02,187 --> 00:02:03,447 - She was 99. 70 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,012 How is that controversial to say? 71 00:02:05,056 --> 00:02:08,184 - Oh, my God, I've got it. Okay, what about Gerry Spier? 72 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,791 Hmm? Come on. Three-time BAFTA nominee. 73 00:02:10,835 --> 00:02:12,269 Lead of "Chasing the Alderman." 74 00:02:12,313 --> 00:02:13,616 Really? You guys haven't heard 75 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:15,113 of "Chasing the Alderman"? Where have you been? 76 00:02:15,137 --> 00:02:16,701 - In America. - Oh! 77 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:18,657 I played in a celebrity golf tournament once 78 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:19,656 with Andy Richter. 79 00:02:19,699 --> 00:02:21,003 He was awesome. 80 00:02:21,047 --> 00:02:22,761 We were just knocking 'em back and going insane. 81 00:02:22,785 --> 00:02:23,959 Well, I was. 82 00:02:24,002 --> 00:02:25,325 He was waiting for me to play through, 83 00:02:25,349 --> 00:02:27,869 but he said if I never needed help, 84 00:02:27,913 --> 00:02:29,304 I shouldn't be afraid to ask. 85 00:02:29,345 --> 00:02:30,582 - You sure he wasn't talking about rehab? 86 00:02:30,606 --> 00:02:32,605 - I don't hate that idea, actually. 87 00:02:32,649 --> 00:02:34,213 Andy Richter's kind of an everyman. 88 00:02:34,257 --> 00:02:35,517 - Do you like him? 89 00:02:35,561 --> 00:02:37,231 - I mean, I trust your opinion on this stuff. 90 00:02:37,255 --> 00:02:38,646 What do you think? - Me? 91 00:02:38,689 --> 00:02:41,861 Oh, well, yeah, he is likeable and recognizable, 92 00:02:41,905 --> 00:02:43,383 and he seems trustworthy. 93 00:02:43,426 --> 00:02:45,598 - Okay. Richter's the victor! 94 00:02:45,642 --> 00:02:47,510 - Uh, Jeremy Tugendhat? 95 00:02:47,554 --> 00:02:49,528 Yeah, he plays the posh lord lieutenant to the shire. 96 00:02:49,552 --> 00:02:50,683 Anyone? 97 00:02:50,726 --> 00:02:52,681 - No one knows what you're saying, baby. 98 00:02:52,725 --> 00:02:54,942 - No. Thank you. - It's a great program. 99 00:02:54,985 --> 00:02:56,004 - I... I really appreciate the opportunity. 100 00:02:56,028 --> 00:02:57,201 - We're all set. - Yeah, yeah. 101 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:57,983 Looking forward to it. - See you then. 102 00:02:58,027 --> 00:02:59,635 Bye. 103 00:02:59,678 --> 00:03:01,416 - Good news? - Yeah, they wanna meet me 104 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:02,783 for the management training program. 105 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,675 - Oh, I applied to that too. 106 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:06,413 - Oh. Yeah, well, I'm sure 107 00:03:06,457 --> 00:03:07,735 you'll get a call any second now. 108 00:03:10,237 --> 00:03:11,541 Any second now. 109 00:03:11,584 --> 00:03:13,540 - Guess who just jumped on the Sade-train. 110 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:14,974 - Hmm? - I was trying something. 111 00:03:15,018 --> 00:03:16,104 Didn't work. 112 00:03:16,147 --> 00:03:17,930 Katherine asked for my advice. 113 00:03:17,972 --> 00:03:19,971 I gave it to her, and she took it. 114 00:03:20,015 --> 00:03:21,145 - Mm. - Could you not? 115 00:03:21,188 --> 00:03:23,447 I'm waiting for a very important call. 116 00:03:23,491 --> 00:03:25,577 - Oh, sorry. - And I just got asked 117 00:03:25,621 --> 00:03:27,706 to interview for the management training program. 118 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,053 - Oh! - Yeah. 119 00:03:29,097 --> 00:03:30,748 - That's... that's great too. 120 00:03:30,792 --> 00:03:33,225 - It's not that big a deal. I've heard it's not that good. 121 00:03:33,269 --> 00:03:34,616 - Well, I hope you get in. 122 00:03:34,659 --> 00:03:36,788 I mean, we'll miss having you around. 123 00:03:36,831 --> 00:03:38,111 - Oh, no, I wouldn't have to leave. 124 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:39,415 They switched it to being remote this year. 125 00:03:39,439 --> 00:03:41,351 - Oh, then I do hope you get it. 126 00:03:41,394 --> 00:03:42,544 Yeah, so you'll have to 127 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:43,934 figure out another way to get rid of me. 128 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:44,914 - Well, there's, like, blackmail, 129 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:45,957 excessive force... 130 00:03:46,001 --> 00:03:47,391 - Framing me for murder? 131 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,019 - The options, honestly, they're endless. 132 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:50,737 - Shh! 133 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:52,519 - You'll hear it. 134 00:03:52,562 --> 00:03:54,518 Okay. Wait. Here we go. 135 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:58,211 Boom, Gerry Spier lays the smack down. 136 00:03:58,255 --> 00:04:00,558 - He just handed the other old dude a stack of papers. 137 00:04:00,602 --> 00:04:02,229 - Yeah, right, yeah, but wait until you see 138 00:04:02,253 --> 00:04:03,556 what's in those papers. 139 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,946 - Okay, you've seen other television, right? 140 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:07,337 Where things happen? 141 00:04:07,379 --> 00:04:09,379 - Oh, ha-ha. 142 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,987 Okay, I'm sorry this isn't the sort of sensationist trash 143 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,334 you two are used to watching. 144 00:04:13,377 --> 00:04:15,376 You know, where it's all drug deals 145 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:17,897 and teens eating each other in the woods. 146 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:20,243 - I watch "7th Heaven." Nobody is... 147 00:04:20,286 --> 00:04:22,045 - Don't... don't listen to him. - There's no drug deal 148 00:04:22,069 --> 00:04:23,806 in "Touched by an Angel." 149 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:25,328 - Oh! Andy, my man! 150 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:28,195 Long time no see. - Oh, yeah, hey. 151 00:04:28,239 --> 00:04:31,237 It's... it's good to see you again, yeah. 152 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,039 - Hey, look, I'm gonna let the ladies do their thing. 153 00:04:33,063 --> 00:04:35,190 I just wanted to say, no pressure. 154 00:04:35,235 --> 00:04:36,775 Don't feel like you have to agree to anything 155 00:04:36,799 --> 00:04:37,973 just 'cause we're friends. 156 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,537 - I... I appreciate that. Thanks. 157 00:04:39,581 --> 00:04:40,841 - Hi, Andy. 158 00:04:40,884 --> 00:04:42,926 I just wanna say I'm a huge, huge fan. 159 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:44,033 I mean, I'm blushing. - Thank you. 160 00:04:44,057 --> 00:04:45,119 - I mean, can you see I'm blushing? 161 00:04:45,143 --> 00:04:46,185 And sweating. 162 00:04:46,229 --> 00:04:47,507 - No, I'm not. I'm just blushing. 163 00:04:47,532 --> 00:04:48,836 I'm just blushing. 164 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,637 Anyway, I'm gonna let Sadie take it from here. 165 00:04:50,661 --> 00:04:52,376 - So we've got the Payne Turro driving through 166 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,528 all kinds of different landscapes. 167 00:04:54,572 --> 00:04:57,397 We got the quiet, the hustle bustle... 168 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,157 - Probably what you're used to, right, Andy? 169 00:05:00,395 --> 00:05:01,873 - You dropped out. What was that? 170 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:03,915 - Oh, say what you said. 171 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:05,566 - I said, "The hustle bustle..." 172 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,521 - And I said, "You're used to that." 173 00:05:08,695 --> 00:05:11,303 - Oh, uh, yeah, okay, yeah, sure. 174 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,823 You're losing him. 175 00:05:12,867 --> 00:05:15,691 - Andy, we see you as the next James Stewart, really. 176 00:05:15,735 --> 00:05:16,821 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 177 00:05:16,865 --> 00:05:19,341 Beloved and trusted, America's friend. 178 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:21,253 I mean, there really is no one else 179 00:05:21,297 --> 00:05:22,687 who could lead this campaign. 180 00:05:22,731 --> 00:05:24,338 - Except for Kevin Costner, right? 181 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:28,554 - You know, honestly, I was never really a fan of Costner. 182 00:05:28,597 --> 00:05:30,987 I was rooting for the other guy in "The Bodyguard." 183 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,334 - The stalker? 184 00:05:32,378 --> 00:05:33,527 - No, the baseball... The baseball movie? 185 00:05:33,551 --> 00:05:35,332 - No, no, no, he's a sex stalker. 186 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:37,766 - Yeah, no, it was a stalker. - Huh. 187 00:05:37,810 --> 00:05:39,374 Hey, Cyrus. 188 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:41,677 - Guess how much Andy Richter-signed headshots 189 00:05:41,721 --> 00:05:42,807 go for on eBay. 190 00:05:42,851 --> 00:05:43,980 - Mm-mm-mm, 500? 191 00:05:44,024 --> 00:05:45,327 - No, less than that. 192 00:05:45,371 --> 00:05:47,326 But it's good. - Hey, can I put you down 193 00:05:47,370 --> 00:05:48,779 as a reference for the management program? 194 00:05:48,803 --> 00:05:50,151 - Of course! That's great. 195 00:05:50,195 --> 00:05:51,344 You got to the interview portion. 196 00:05:51,368 --> 00:05:52,584 - Mm-hmm. - Are you nervous? 197 00:05:52,628 --> 00:05:53,540 Nervous? 198 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:54,974 No, no, no. 199 00:05:55,018 --> 00:05:57,095 I just thought it was, like, a casual meet and greet. 200 00:05:57,973 --> 00:06:00,493 Or... or maybe less casual. 201 00:06:00,537 --> 00:06:02,101 - Don't let me get in your head. 202 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:04,448 Try to think of it as a normal, regular job interview. 203 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:07,141 - Right, I have never actually had a job interview. 204 00:06:07,185 --> 00:06:08,924 Yeah, I got the job on the assembly line 205 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:10,364 because my buddy's dad worked there. 206 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,202 Before that, kids at school would just give me money 207 00:06:12,226 --> 00:06:14,182 when I ate weird stuff. 208 00:06:14,224 --> 00:06:15,920 - Jack, do you even have a résumé? 209 00:06:15,963 --> 00:06:17,701 - Mm, mm-mm. 210 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,743 - I'm sure it'll be fine. 211 00:06:21,178 --> 00:06:22,457 - Look, I'm just gonna call it out. 212 00:06:22,481 --> 00:06:23,872 Costner cut ties with us 213 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,870 because of our recent issues, okay? 214 00:06:25,914 --> 00:06:30,129 But I can promise you that we are coming back stronger, 215 00:06:30,173 --> 00:06:32,562 and we would love for you to be a part of that comeback. 216 00:06:34,257 --> 00:06:37,821 - Well, uh, you know, I believe in second chances, 217 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,472 and I like you guys. 218 00:06:39,515 --> 00:06:41,080 So, uh, I'm in. 219 00:06:41,123 --> 00:06:42,209 Let's do this. 220 00:06:42,253 --> 00:06:43,340 Awesome. 221 00:06:43,382 --> 00:06:44,990 - Well, we're very, very excited. 222 00:06:45,034 --> 00:06:46,685 We promise that you won't regret it, 223 00:06:46,728 --> 00:06:48,467 and we promise no more fires. 224 00:06:51,856 --> 00:06:53,030 - You dropped out again. 225 00:06:53,074 --> 00:06:54,073 What was that last part? 226 00:06:54,116 --> 00:06:55,222 - Um, can we just end this now? 227 00:06:55,246 --> 00:06:56,680 We're done. - Bye! 228 00:06:56,723 --> 00:06:58,810 - Bye! - Ah! 229 00:07:00,852 --> 00:07:03,155 - Uh, hey, everyone, uh, Andy Richter 230 00:07:03,198 --> 00:07:04,284 is coming in today. 231 00:07:04,328 --> 00:07:05,433 We're gonna be showing him around, 232 00:07:05,457 --> 00:07:06,520 signing contracts, all that. 233 00:07:06,544 --> 00:07:07,717 So best feet forward, okay? 234 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,152 Uh, Cyrus, is the car ready? - Yes. 235 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,846 We have a brand-new, luxury trim, top-of-the-line 236 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,584 Payne Turro for Andy to take home. 237 00:07:13,627 --> 00:07:15,428 - And it's not, like, a dumb color or anything? 238 00:07:15,452 --> 00:07:16,669 - Correct. I chose one of our 239 00:07:16,712 --> 00:07:18,363 non-dumb colors. - Great. 240 00:07:18,407 --> 00:07:20,406 - Oh, and I know it can be intimidating 241 00:07:20,449 --> 00:07:22,014 seeing a celebrity in person, 242 00:07:22,058 --> 00:07:23,448 but as a friend of his, 243 00:07:23,492 --> 00:07:25,577 I can assure you that Andy is basically 244 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:26,857 the coolest guy you'll ever meet. 245 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,315 But maybe don't, like, approach him. 246 00:07:28,358 --> 00:07:29,793 If you wanna meet him, come to me. 247 00:07:29,836 --> 00:07:31,550 I'll give you the thumbs-up or the thumbs-down. 248 00:07:31,574 --> 00:07:32,767 - Okay, I think what we're saying 249 00:07:32,791 --> 00:07:34,051 is be warm, 250 00:07:34,094 --> 00:07:36,137 but don't go overboard trying to impress him. 251 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:37,416 - Right, exactly, so like, Jack, 252 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:38,875 I love the effort, but, mm, 253 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:40,588 maybe probably didn't need to dress up today. 254 00:07:40,612 --> 00:07:41,873 Oh, this? 255 00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:43,872 No, it's not about that. 256 00:07:43,915 --> 00:07:45,716 I have an interview for the management program. 257 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:47,392 - Oh! - Congrats, dude! 258 00:07:47,435 --> 00:07:49,086 You're like our own Billy Madison. 259 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:50,303 Thanks, thanks. 260 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:51,998 Uh, you know, I'm definitely nervous. 261 00:07:52,042 --> 00:07:53,407 Oh, stop looking at me, swan. 262 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,649 Okay, great. 263 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:56,387 Jack, let's not pull focus, okay? 264 00:07:56,430 --> 00:07:57,579 - Right. - Today's about Andy Richter. 265 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,038 Tomorrow could be a Jack day. 266 00:07:59,081 --> 00:08:01,645 All right, everyone! Good luck! 267 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:03,991 Hi, Andy. Welcome to Payne Motors. 268 00:08:04,035 --> 00:08:05,251 - Thank you, thank you. Hi. 269 00:08:05,295 --> 00:08:06,685 - Hi. - There's my guy! 270 00:08:06,729 --> 00:08:08,033 - Hey, hi. - Come here. 271 00:08:08,076 --> 00:08:09,771 Oh, wow. 272 00:08:09,814 --> 00:08:11,595 - Hi. - Thank you so much 273 00:08:11,639 --> 00:08:13,421 for coming all the way here. 274 00:08:13,464 --> 00:08:15,768 - Oh, you know, I have family in Michigan, 275 00:08:15,811 --> 00:08:16,941 so you know, um, 276 00:08:16,984 --> 00:08:18,331 coming here isn't a Payne. 277 00:08:21,026 --> 00:08:22,546 - Dude, Andy, you're so frunny. 278 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,240 Funny... sorry. I meant to say "funny." 279 00:08:25,284 --> 00:08:27,326 I just... I mean, obviously, it just... 280 00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:29,368 Uh,. 281 00:08:29,411 --> 00:08:31,585 - Well, Andy, we wanted to kick things off 282 00:08:31,628 --> 00:08:34,365 with a little token of our appreciation. 283 00:08:34,408 --> 00:08:36,842 How do you feel about a new car? 284 00:08:36,885 --> 00:08:38,233 Wh... 285 00:08:38,277 --> 00:08:39,492 - What? - Oh... 286 00:08:39,537 --> 00:08:40,884 - That is incredible! Thank you! 287 00:08:40,928 --> 00:08:42,579 - Sorry, Andy. Bit of a misunderstanding. 288 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:43,840 That's actually my car. 289 00:08:43,883 --> 00:08:46,055 - Your car? - Your car's, uh... ah! 290 00:08:46,099 --> 00:08:47,359 Right there, yeah. - Uh, Andy, 291 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:50,618 this is the all-new Payne Turro. 292 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:51,618 - Oh. 293 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,617 Well, that's very nice too. 294 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:54,790 Thanks. 295 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,200 - Give him your car. - What? 296 00:08:56,223 --> 00:08:57,851 - Give him your car. - Give him my car? 297 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,700 - Give him your car. - You can't be serious. 298 00:08:59,744 --> 00:09:00,613 He can get his own car. 299 00:09:00,656 --> 00:09:03,003 Give him your car, Elliot. 300 00:09:03,046 --> 00:09:04,611 - Katherine. 301 00:09:04,653 --> 00:09:06,523 Right. Uh, Andy, uh, sorry. 302 00:09:06,566 --> 00:09:08,608 Just a bit of Payne Motors humor there, 303 00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:12,302 pretending you were getting the... the family sedan 304 00:09:12,346 --> 00:09:13,866 and not my convertible, 305 00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:16,822 which I don't really want anyway, so... 306 00:09:16,865 --> 00:09:18,994 - Oh, no, I... I'm fine with this car. 307 00:09:19,037 --> 00:09:20,515 - No, no, no... 308 00:09:20,558 --> 00:09:22,644 I'm kidding. Thank you! 309 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:23,818 - He's very... - Wow! 310 00:09:23,861 --> 00:09:25,381 A Ferrari! - He's awfully funny. 311 00:09:29,032 --> 00:09:30,205 - I know. 312 00:09:30,249 --> 00:09:31,528 I know there's not a lot on there. 313 00:09:31,552 --> 00:09:33,160 - It's certainly sparse. - Yeah. 314 00:09:33,203 --> 00:09:34,811 - Uh, where'd you go to college? 315 00:09:35,594 --> 00:09:37,984 - I didn't actually fully graduate college. 316 00:09:38,027 --> 00:09:39,785 - Oh, well, how many more credits do you need? 317 00:09:39,809 --> 00:09:40,852 - Well... 318 00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:44,458 All of them. - Oh. 319 00:09:44,502 --> 00:09:46,043 - I should've just said I didn't go to college. 320 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:47,587 - Oh. - I'm sorry. 321 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,934 - Oh. 322 00:09:48,978 --> 00:09:50,431 - Hope you're not writing down that I'm a liar. 323 00:09:50,455 --> 00:09:52,324 No, just some notes. 324 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:53,758 - Yeah, notes. - Yeah. 325 00:09:55,843 --> 00:09:58,364 - Over here, we have our accounting department 326 00:09:58,408 --> 00:09:59,407 crunching those numbers. 327 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:00,493 Crunch, crunch, crunch. 328 00:10:00,536 --> 00:10:01,884 It's boring, but it is necessary. 329 00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:03,231 - Andy, Cyrus Knight. 330 00:10:03,274 --> 00:10:04,360 I'm a huge fan. 331 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,708 - Oh, thank you so much. 332 00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:07,508 - I hate to ask, but could I get your autograph? 333 00:10:07,532 --> 00:10:09,184 - Oh... - Okay, Cyrus, we're... 334 00:10:09,228 --> 00:10:10,922 - No, no, it's fine. I'm happy to. 335 00:10:10,966 --> 00:10:12,747 - Just make it out to "my biggest fan." 336 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:16,528 - Okay, "To my biggest fan, Cyrus." 337 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,613 - No, just to "my biggest fan." 338 00:10:18,657 --> 00:10:19,701 - Okay. 339 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,438 Better not see this on eBay later. 340 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:22,742 eBay? 341 00:10:22,786 --> 00:10:24,349 That's good, eBay. 342 00:10:24,393 --> 00:10:26,435 You're a funny, funny man. - Thank you. 343 00:10:26,479 --> 00:10:27,976 - Speaking of autographs, how 'bout we get one of those 344 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,520 bad boys on a contract and make this all official? 345 00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:32,476 - Yes, I just need to use the restroom first. 346 00:10:32,519 --> 00:10:33,973 - Oh, yeah. Right back the way we came. 347 00:10:33,997 --> 00:10:35,103 First door on the right. - Thanks. 348 00:10:35,127 --> 00:10:36,169 - Mm-hmm. 349 00:10:36,213 --> 00:10:38,255 - Really? 350 00:10:38,299 --> 00:10:39,864 Mm-hmm. 351 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,819 - Dude, Andy, you're so funny. 352 00:10:41,862 --> 00:10:43,513 Dude, Andy, you're so funny. 353 00:10:43,557 --> 00:10:45,816 Dude, Andy, you're so funny. 354 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:47,815 Oh, no! 355 00:10:47,859 --> 00:10:49,293 Dude, Andy, you're so funny. 356 00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:51,118 That's it. 357 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:58,070 Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. 358 00:10:58,114 --> 00:10:59,157 Oh, hey, I wouldn't, uh... 359 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,287 - Oh, wow, ugh. - Hey, Andy. 360 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:01,590 Hey, that's not mine. 361 00:11:01,634 --> 00:11:03,112 I didn't do that. - Yeah, well, 362 00:11:03,155 --> 00:11:04,285 maybe call a janitor. 363 00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:05,521 That should be fixed. - No, no, no, no. 364 00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:07,370 I'm saying I didn't do it. 365 00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:09,171 I walked in here. That was already bombed out. 366 00:11:09,195 --> 00:11:10,387 That's got nothing to do with me. 367 00:11:10,411 --> 00:11:11,518 - Yeah, no. - I haven't even gone yet. 368 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:12,672 I swear. - I believe you. 369 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,671 I believe... it's fine. It's fine. 370 00:11:17,494 --> 00:11:19,668 - Dude, Andy, you're so funny. 371 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:22,362 - Okay, thank you. 372 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:24,882 - Uh... 373 00:11:24,926 --> 00:11:26,447 oh, no. 374 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,619 - You know, I have not been to Detroit in years. 375 00:11:28,663 --> 00:11:30,140 - Oh, I have just loved it here. 376 00:11:30,184 --> 00:11:31,618 There is so much to do. 377 00:11:31,662 --> 00:11:33,399 - Oh, do you have any recommendations? 378 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,094 - Um, yeah. Oh, God, there's so much. 379 00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:37,788 Uh, go downtown. 380 00:11:37,832 --> 00:11:40,352 - Okay. - Yeah, there is this one place 381 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:43,567 that is on a corner, 382 00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:45,828 uh, in the main part. - Mm. 383 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,262 - You're describing nothing. 384 00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:48,411 - Oh, wait, you talkin' about Ricky's? 385 00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:50,477 - Yeah! It's Ricky... oh, Ricky's. 386 00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:52,259 - The titty bar? - Oh. 387 00:11:52,302 --> 00:11:54,084 - I guess it's nice as titty bars go, Andy. 388 00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:55,126 - Okay. - Yeah. 389 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:56,560 We're a sex-positive company. 390 00:11:56,604 --> 00:11:57,821 So we love Ricky's. - We do. 391 00:11:57,864 --> 00:11:58,927 We love them. - I'm there all the time. 392 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,341 - Okay, 393 00:12:00,384 --> 00:12:03,600 which one of you monsters crap-blasted our bathroom? 394 00:12:03,644 --> 00:12:05,991 Andy and I couldn't believe how disgusting it was. 395 00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:07,207 - I... I said it was okay. 396 00:12:07,251 --> 00:12:08,424 - It's not okay. - Mm. 397 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,423 - And whoever did it should confess, 398 00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:11,814 so this all gets cleared up. 399 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:12,876 - Yeah, we'll look into that. 400 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,160 Anyway, Andy, we're just... 401 00:12:14,203 --> 00:12:15,439 We're so happy to be working with you. 402 00:12:15,463 --> 00:12:16,854 - Me too. You know, it's funny, 403 00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:18,027 because just last week, 404 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,983 I met Ryan Reynolds at a party, 405 00:12:20,026 --> 00:12:22,025 and he kept going on and on 406 00:12:22,069 --> 00:12:24,068 about how much he loves Payne cars, 407 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,893 and now here I am, the spokesman. 408 00:12:25,936 --> 00:12:27,153 - Huh! 409 00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:28,543 Ryan Reynolds, the actor? 410 00:12:28,587 --> 00:12:30,586 - Yeah. - Like, "Deadpool," "Free Guy," 411 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:33,019 that Ryan Reynolds? - Yeah, I'd have to check IMDb, 412 00:12:33,063 --> 00:12:35,062 but yeah, I think so. 413 00:12:35,105 --> 00:12:36,409 - Hmm. - Well... 414 00:12:36,452 --> 00:12:38,060 You know what? 415 00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:39,841 I forgot the champagne. 416 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,469 Do you wanna help me get it? - Absolutely, yeah. 417 00:12:41,493 --> 00:12:42,555 You need two set of hands there, sure. 418 00:12:42,579 --> 00:12:43,642 - I do. - Yeah, we gotta get 419 00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:44,728 a ice bucket. - Get one for... 420 00:12:44,752 --> 00:12:47,272 - Yeah, okay. - I'll help her out. 421 00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:49,706 - Ryan Reynolds loves us? - I know, I heard it too. 422 00:12:49,749 --> 00:12:51,096 I mean... 423 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:53,057 So is this something you think we should explore? 424 00:12:53,095 --> 00:12:54,573 - I don't know. It's exciting. 425 00:12:54,617 --> 00:12:56,156 - Yeah, yeah. - But I just don't wanna be 426 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:58,484 like that dog with the meat, you know? 427 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,917 That he crosses the stream, and then he sees his reflection 428 00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:03,047 and thinks that dog's got a bigger piece of meat, 429 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,499 and then he drops the meat, like, do you know what I mean? 430 00:13:04,523 --> 00:13:05,871 Like, that's a thing, right? 431 00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:07,107 - Uh, yeah, I think so. Yeah, the meat dog thing. 432 00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:08,489 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, listen, so... 433 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,322 should we stick with Andy? - See, now I'm picturing 434 00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:12,085 Ryan Reynolds next to a Payne Turro, 435 00:13:12,129 --> 00:13:14,388 and I'm like, "What?" - I really love that image too. 436 00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:15,344 So it's your call. - It's a good image. 437 00:13:15,388 --> 00:13:16,648 - What do you wanna do? 438 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:18,604 - Got the contracts for Andy to sign. 439 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,384 - Change of plans. Do not let him sign those. 440 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,272 - Yes, great, and do not let him out of that room. 441 00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:25,816 You stall. Stall like the wind. 442 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,487 - Champagne's this way, but we're gonna get a bucket. 443 00:13:30,336 --> 00:13:32,224 - And so that, along with the death of my grandfather 444 00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:33,378 when I was 12, 445 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,506 is probably why I really fear failure. 446 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,331 - Okay, um, thank you for sharing. 447 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:39,635 - Mm-hmm. - The question was, 448 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:41,373 what's your biggest weakness? 449 00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:42,720 Not your biggest fear. 450 00:13:42,764 --> 00:13:44,675 - Yeah, I can... I'll be happy to answer that. 451 00:13:44,719 --> 00:13:47,283 - It was a moving story, and I'm glad you shared it. 452 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,629 It's all... It's all grist for the mill. 453 00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:52,470 - Thank... thank you. - So thank you for that. 454 00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:54,496 - I'm just... yeah. - Um, yeah. 455 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,930 - Uh, references made to the agreement date as of... 456 00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:57,993 - Yeah. - That's where the month 457 00:13:58,017 --> 00:13:59,798 all goes, so you got that. - Right. 458 00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:00,971 - And on the day of... 459 00:14:01,015 --> 00:14:02,927 That's where we'll put today's date. 460 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:05,621 - Yeah, we don't have to read the whole thing. 461 00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:07,751 I mean, I get it. It's a contract. 462 00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:09,639 - Well, and I'm sure you've had a lot of experience 463 00:14:09,663 --> 00:14:11,444 with contracts in Hollywood. 464 00:14:11,487 --> 00:14:12,637 You know, but that's show business, 465 00:14:12,661 --> 00:14:14,356 and this is the car business, 466 00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:18,309 which is whole nother business. 467 00:14:18,353 --> 00:14:19,981 - Okay. - Hands are tied somewhat. 468 00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:21,134 - All right. 469 00:14:21,178 --> 00:14:22,872 - I think this is the right move, right? 470 00:14:22,916 --> 00:14:24,674 - Yeah, I mean, look, I've never had a sex dream 471 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,915 about Andy Richter. 472 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,151 - Have you had one about Ryan Reynolds? 473 00:14:27,175 --> 00:14:28,348 - Oh, yeah. 474 00:14:28,391 --> 00:14:30,607 I mean, it's more of a sex/anxiety dream. 475 00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:32,085 - Right. - Like, he's pleasuring me, 476 00:14:32,128 --> 00:14:35,084 but I keep staring at this plate of chicken Alfredo 477 00:14:35,127 --> 00:14:36,885 and worrying about how long it's been sitting out. 478 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,884 - Yeah, them cream sauces will turn on you real quick. 479 00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:40,341 Like that. 480 00:14:40,384 --> 00:14:42,906 Ryan Reynolds' autograph goes for way more than Andy's. 481 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:44,600 I definitely think this is the right move. 482 00:14:44,644 --> 00:14:46,121 - Plus, he's so holier-than-thou. 483 00:14:46,164 --> 00:14:47,835 Like, "I'm Andy Richter. I'm from Hollywood. 484 00:14:47,859 --> 00:14:49,423 I would never clog a toilet." 485 00:14:49,466 --> 00:14:50,597 - Hey, guys. - Hey! 486 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:51,770 - Hi! - Hi! 487 00:14:51,814 --> 00:14:53,421 Sorry, Ryan. 488 00:14:53,464 --> 00:14:55,768 We were just talking about how someone clogged the toilet. 489 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:56,767 - Uh, no problem. 490 00:14:56,811 --> 00:14:57,853 Happens to the best of us. 491 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,939 - No, no, no, no. It wasn't me. 492 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,895 I... I walked in, and I saw it like that. 493 00:15:01,938 --> 00:15:03,634 - Okay. I believe you. 494 00:15:03,676 --> 00:15:05,502 - Okay, good. 495 00:15:05,546 --> 00:15:07,240 - Well, I do think we can wrap this up... 496 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:08,500 - Mm. 497 00:15:08,544 --> 00:15:09,997 - Unless you have any questions for me. 498 00:15:10,021 --> 00:15:11,325 - For sure, yeah. Yeah, for sure. 499 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,585 Uh, do you... 500 00:15:14,236 --> 00:15:15,670 Have any plans this weekend? 501 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,842 - Nope. No, just... just staying in. 502 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,406 - That's cool. - Yeah. 503 00:15:21,449 --> 00:15:22,666 - That's very cool. 504 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:24,447 - Well, uh, it was nice to meet you, Jack. 505 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,535 - Yeah. - Yeah. 506 00:15:25,578 --> 00:15:27,577 Okay. 507 00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:29,533 I'm charming. 508 00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:31,401 - What? - I'm usually very charming, 509 00:15:31,444 --> 00:15:33,095 but I'm... I'm nervous, 510 00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:34,593 because I've never actually done this before, 511 00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:36,441 but normally... Normally, I'm... I'm smooth. 512 00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:38,528 - Mm. - I am... I'm smooth. 513 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,875 - Mm. 514 00:15:41,004 --> 00:15:42,371 - Right. - And that's the end... okay. 515 00:15:42,395 --> 00:15:43,481 All right. - Yep. Yep. 516 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,959 - Good to know. Thank you very much. 517 00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:48,565 - Ryan, we really see you as the next Jimmy Stewart. 518 00:15:48,609 --> 00:15:50,738 Beloved, trusted. 519 00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:53,562 There's no one else who can lead this campaign. 520 00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:54,475 Guys, I'm so... 521 00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:55,822 I'm really sorry. 522 00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:57,276 My kids are... They're yelling for me, 523 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,580 so I'm just gonna cut to the chase right here. 524 00:15:58,604 --> 00:15:59,646 Look, I love your company, 525 00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:00,993 I love the cars, 526 00:16:01,037 --> 00:16:03,253 and I would absolutely love to do this. 527 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,600 Oh! 528 00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:05,861 I think I speak for all of us 529 00:16:05,903 --> 00:16:07,902 when I say we love you, Ryan. 530 00:16:07,946 --> 00:16:09,356 Hey, we'll be in touch with your agent. 531 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,205 - Awesome, awesome, awesome. Talk soon. 532 00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:12,248 Whoo! 533 00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:13,639 - Whoa! - Wow! 534 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:14,745 - Amazing. - You know, I never really got 535 00:16:14,769 --> 00:16:15,918 the whole Ryan Reynolds thing, 536 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,288 but after seeing him on Zoom, I get it. 537 00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:19,418 Mm-hmm. 538 00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:20,895 - Nice work, Sadie. - Thanks. 539 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,720 - How are you gonna break it to Andy? 540 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:23,851 - Me? - Yeah, you kind of 541 00:16:23,894 --> 00:16:25,371 took the reins on this one, so yeah. 542 00:16:25,414 --> 00:16:26,892 - I feel like it was both of us. 543 00:16:26,936 --> 00:16:30,151 Like, one hand each holding the rein thing. 544 00:16:30,195 --> 00:16:31,716 - I don't think that's how reins work. 545 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,584 - There we go, see? A double comma, you know? 546 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,298 That's... we'll have to get that sorted out 547 00:16:36,322 --> 00:16:38,277 before we go any further. 548 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,451 I... - Hey. 549 00:16:39,495 --> 00:16:41,189 - Hi. - I am so sorry 550 00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:43,101 to keep you waiting. - Oh, it's all good. 551 00:16:43,144 --> 00:16:45,708 I... I think we're about ready to sign. 552 00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:48,533 I mean, I really, really hope we are. 553 00:16:48,577 --> 00:16:50,184 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 554 00:16:50,227 --> 00:16:51,575 But just before we do, 555 00:16:51,618 --> 00:16:53,921 I just wanna make absolutely sure 556 00:16:53,964 --> 00:16:57,050 that you're comfortable being associated with us 557 00:16:57,093 --> 00:17:00,048 with the recall and the terrible fire. 558 00:17:00,092 --> 00:17:02,656 If you think that doing this could harm your career 559 00:17:02,698 --> 00:17:04,523 in any way, I would understand completely. 560 00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:06,826 - You know, honestly, just you saying that 561 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,696 shows what a great place this is. 562 00:17:08,739 --> 00:17:11,041 I'm not gonna quit over one mistake. 563 00:17:11,086 --> 00:17:12,692 Well... 564 00:17:12,737 --> 00:17:14,519 Full disclosure, it's not just one mistake. 565 00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:17,386 There's a lot of shady stuff that's... 566 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:18,868 You know, it could break any day now. 567 00:17:18,908 --> 00:17:20,907 - What shady stuff? - I can't give any details. 568 00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:23,558 I'm so sorry, but it's... it's drugs and sex. 569 00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:25,513 - Wait, what? Okay, stop talking right now. 570 00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:28,380 - Let me... I... I... I'm a loyal guy. 571 00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:30,379 Okay? So whatever happens, 572 00:17:30,423 --> 00:17:32,074 we can weather it together. 573 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,507 - Andy, I'm so sorry. It's not gonna work out. 574 00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:37,048 We have decided to go in a different direction, 575 00:17:37,072 --> 00:17:38,158 spokesman-wise. 576 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,501 Mother! 577 00:17:47,545 --> 00:17:48,848 What did I do wrong? 578 00:17:48,892 --> 00:17:50,630 What did I do? - You didn't do anything. 579 00:17:50,673 --> 00:17:51,803 - Is it a looks thing? 580 00:17:51,846 --> 00:17:53,244 - Nope. - Because I can look better. 581 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,453 I can get a trainer, and I build muscle so fast. 582 00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:59,320 - It's not that, Andy. - Or do you want me to get fat? 583 00:17:59,363 --> 00:18:00,841 Do you want, like, a funny fat guy? 584 00:18:00,885 --> 00:18:03,318 Because I can get so fat for you. 585 00:18:03,361 --> 00:18:04,425 - No, it's not. We don't need fat. 586 00:18:04,449 --> 00:18:05,491 We don't need thin. 587 00:18:05,535 --> 00:18:07,055 - What am I gonna tell my family? 588 00:18:07,098 --> 00:18:10,010 I mean, my dad was so proud of me, and... 589 00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,140 What am I gonna tell him? 590 00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:13,226 - He'll understand. - No, he won't! 591 00:18:13,269 --> 00:18:14,443 You don't know him! 592 00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:15,896 - I don't. - I guess I'll just have to 593 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,658 tell him that his boy's a loser, like always! 594 00:18:18,702 --> 00:18:21,048 - You're not a loser. - You don't have to tell him. 595 00:18:26,697 --> 00:18:29,217 - What I meant to say was, "This program will help me 596 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:30,323 excel at a job that I'm passionate about." 597 00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:31,694 But what came out of my mouth was, 598 00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:33,258 "I'm charming." 599 00:18:33,302 --> 00:18:34,562 - Oh, baby, that's rough. 600 00:18:34,606 --> 00:18:35,964 - Sounds like you really bombed it. 601 00:18:35,996 --> 00:18:37,494 - Thanks, Dale. - Listen, just go back down 602 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,778 and say it to him now. 603 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,317 - Oh, it's too late, Cyrus. I already blew it. 604 00:18:40,341 --> 00:18:42,123 - Jack, you have nothing left to lose. 605 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,166 - Yeah. - Okay. 606 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,687 - Come on, Jack. - Okay. 607 00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:46,314 - Believe in yourself. - I'm gonna do it. 608 00:18:46,338 --> 00:18:47,468 - Yes. - Yeah. 609 00:18:47,512 --> 00:18:48,685 - Yes. - Yeah. Feel it. 610 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,467 - You're kind, you're smart, you important. 611 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:51,616 - Head up, head up. - That's right. 612 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,900 - You got this, Jack. - Yeah! 613 00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:54,484 - And maybe mention me while you're in there. 614 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,159 - Dale, for the last time, 615 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,462 you need to find your own path, baby. 616 00:18:59,201 --> 00:19:01,200 - Excuse me. I'll just be a second. 617 00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:02,262 - Gary, I just wanna... - Hey! 618 00:19:02,286 --> 00:19:03,286 Hey! Uh... 619 00:19:03,329 --> 00:19:04,285 - God! - No! 620 00:19:04,328 --> 00:19:05,589 - No! - Uh, okay. 621 00:19:05,632 --> 00:19:07,153 - I'm so sorry! I'm so, so, so sorry. 622 00:19:09,152 --> 00:19:10,238 - Should just be a minute. 623 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,760 - I can't believe we're getting Ryan. 624 00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:13,280 - I know. 625 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:14,734 Do you end up having sex with him in the dream? 626 00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:15,776 - Oh, no, we never get that far. 627 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,670 - Mm. - I eat the pasta, though. 628 00:19:17,712 --> 00:19:19,711 - Yum. - Mmm, it is so good. 629 00:19:19,755 --> 00:19:21,363 Katherine, 630 00:19:21,407 --> 00:19:23,101 I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. 631 00:19:23,144 --> 00:19:25,143 So Ryan's not gonna do this. 632 00:19:26,056 --> 00:19:28,141 - Well, we just spoke to him about ten minutes ago, 633 00:19:28,185 --> 00:19:29,445 and he said he was. 634 00:19:29,489 --> 00:19:31,140 - Well, I spoke to him one minute ago, 635 00:19:31,184 --> 00:19:32,444 and he said he wasn't. 636 00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:34,008 - He literally told us, 637 00:19:34,051 --> 00:19:35,834 "I would absolutely love to do this." 638 00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,417 - Ryan would love to do a lot of things, 639 00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:38,919 but come on. 640 00:19:38,962 --> 00:19:40,961 He's not interested in Costner's sloppy seconds. 641 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,458 Plus, we've been in talks with Dannon Yogurt, 642 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,569 and I think that's really 643 00:19:43,612 --> 00:19:44,915 where his head is at right now. 644 00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,654 He appreciates the interest, though. 645 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,435 - We dropped the meat. 646 00:19:49,478 --> 00:19:52,433 - Yeah, we're meat dogs. 647 00:19:52,477 --> 00:19:54,823 - Really? Just right there in his office? 648 00:19:54,866 --> 00:19:57,039 - Yep, and then when I got back here, 649 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:59,473 there was a voicemail saying I'm in the program. 650 00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:01,123 - Oh, there you go! - Hey. 651 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,341 - No, I'm not gonna take it. 652 00:20:02,385 --> 00:20:03,731 He's only letting me in 653 00:20:03,774 --> 00:20:05,097 because he's worried that I'm gonna report him. 654 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,860 It'd be like blackmail. 655 00:20:06,904 --> 00:20:09,076 Oh, Jack. 656 00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:10,988 So young, so stupid. 657 00:20:11,031 --> 00:20:12,379 Let me give you the first lesson 658 00:20:12,422 --> 00:20:14,378 in the world of business: 659 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,246 take every advantage you can get. 660 00:20:16,289 --> 00:20:17,984 - Mm-hmm. Some folks have rich parents 661 00:20:18,027 --> 00:20:20,070 who send them to ritzy schools. 662 00:20:20,113 --> 00:20:21,504 Other folks walk in on supervisors 663 00:20:21,548 --> 00:20:23,112 jerking it to daytime porn. 664 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,110 That's just the game. 665 00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:28,892 Okay. Okay. 666 00:20:28,935 --> 00:20:30,239 Okay, I'm gonna take it. 667 00:20:30,281 --> 00:20:31,475 - As you should. - I know that's right. 668 00:20:31,499 --> 00:20:33,063 - Great call. Just to be clear, 669 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:36,148 uh, is there an actual rule against masturbating at work, 670 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,103 or is it just, like, frowned upon? 671 00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:44,274 - We screwed up. 672 00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:46,273 - We gambled. - Yeah. 673 00:20:46,317 --> 00:20:47,968 - If you've got a 16 in blackjack, 674 00:20:48,011 --> 00:20:49,228 and the dealer's showing a 7, 675 00:20:49,271 --> 00:20:50,401 what are you gonna do? 676 00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:52,357 Stay? - I do not know. 677 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,313 - You hit. I mean, unless you want 678 00:20:53,357 --> 00:20:54,486 some chain-smoking grandma 679 00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:56,224 cursing you out in Mandarin. 680 00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:57,442 God, I miss Vegas. 681 00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:59,223 Point is, even if you bust, 682 00:20:59,266 --> 00:21:01,004 hitting was still the right call. 683 00:21:01,048 --> 00:21:02,221 - It was exciting. 684 00:21:02,264 --> 00:21:04,263 Just going for broke. 685 00:21:04,307 --> 00:21:06,132 - Watch out. Future gambling addict. 686 00:21:06,175 --> 00:21:07,697 Put it all on red! 687 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:09,150 Oh, no, no, no, no. - No, it's just... 688 00:21:09,173 --> 00:21:10,324 - You don't play roulette. - I would never. 689 00:21:10,348 --> 00:21:11,627 - I mean, that's a sucker's game, Sadie. 690 00:21:11,651 --> 00:21:12,757 I know you might've been thinking that you were 691 00:21:12,781 --> 00:21:14,519 making a funny joke, but I'm not... 692 00:21:14,562 --> 00:21:16,233 I don't think that's funny. - I would never. 693 00:21:16,257 --> 00:21:17,213 - You're not stupid like that. 694 00:21:17,256 --> 00:21:19,081 - Yeah, I wouldn't do it. - No. 49847

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