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Twenty years ago,
the world fell to shit.
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A big ole apocalyptic dump.
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Some bug took out
all the world's computers.
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Power grids down,
the Internet gone!
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And not having
easily accessible porn
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freaked people the fuck out!
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So, cities put up walls
to protect themselves
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and threw the criminals
out into the chaos
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so they could fight over
what was left,
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which was not much,
mostly cars and guns.
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Now insiders stay inside
and outsiders stay outside.
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But there are people
who drive between,
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badasses, legends,
humble motherfuckers like me
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delivering precious cargo
from one walled city to another.
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It's not an easy road
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because all these assholes
want what I got.
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And that's where the cars
and the guns come in.
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**
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- How about some tunes?
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Evelyn,
may I have this dance?
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**
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* So you wanna be
a rock superstar *
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* and live large *
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* A big house
Five cars *
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* You're in charge
Coming up in the world *
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* Don't trust nobody *
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* Gotta look over
your shoulder constantly *
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- Holy shit!
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- Okay, I got Barry,
so who's left?
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Gary, Larry.
Got it.
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* You ever have big dreams
of makin' big cream *
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* Big shot heavy hitter
in the Bentley *
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* Be a snob and never
act friendly *
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* You wanna have big fame
Let me explain *
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* What happens to these stars
and their big brains *
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Don't you do it!
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Don't you even
think about it!
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No!
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* Then you get dissed
by the media and fans *
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* Things never stay
the same way they began *
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* I heard that some never
give full to the fullest *
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* That's while fools end up
dining on the bullet *
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* Think everything's fine
in the big time *
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* See me in my Lex' with
the chrome raised high *
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Where the hell is this exit?
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It's like a goddamn
maze in here.
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So, if I'm here,
then the exit is...
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Oh, they have a Footlocker!
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Oh!
Son of a bitch!
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* Gained fame
started gettin' ignored *
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* I warned him
Assured him *
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* this ain't easy
take it from Weezy *
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* Sleezy people
wanna be so cheesy *
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* the fuckin' lethal *
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* Assassins
Assassins *
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* So you wanna be
a rock superstar *
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* and live large *
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* A big house
Five cars *
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* You're in charge
Coming up in the world *
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* Don't trust nobody *
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* Gotta look over
your shoulder constantly *
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* At night I think of you *
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* I want to be
your lady baby *
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* If your game is on
You need to call *
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Hey there!
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- ID!
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It's the milkman.
It must be our delivery.
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- Yeah, they know me.
I'm here all the time.
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Hey, Doug!
- Hey, John.
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He's new.
- A virgin?
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Oh, I got
a big package for you.
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All the way from Paso Robles.
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Some vultures
wanted it real bad,
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but not bad enough.
You know what I mean?
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Hey, that better be
unleaded 93 in there;
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91 gives Evelyn the squirts.
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Payment's been
placed in the trunk.
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And we have new deliveries
for you to, um, deliver.
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- You're such a lamb.
Where to?
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- Fresh batteries
for the Gainsboro Colony
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and the usual shipment
of medicine
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to New San Francisco.
- New San Fran?
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It's been a month already?
- Um-hmm.
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- Time makes a fool
of us all.
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What's your name, slugger?
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- Abner.
- Abner? Really?
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I mean, it's a nice name,
but you don't meet too many--
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well, anyway.
Come here, Abner.
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How about you let me, uh,
slip inside...
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- Outside--
you stay outside!
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- Hey, take it easy.
Relax!
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Atta boy.
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All right,
this has been a gas.
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I'll see your shiny faces
in a month.
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Until then, Abner, eat up!
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- What'd the milkman
bring us this time?
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Tonight, we feast!
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See, a milkman's job
is never done.
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It's a big world out there,
but at the end of the day
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all that matters is me, Evelyn,
and the road.
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**
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* How many
special people change *
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* How many lives
are living strange *
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- No way!
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It's the Bosch Icon Premiere
windshield wipers!
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Ha-ha!
Mwah!
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* Slowly walking
down the hall *
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* Faster than a cannonball *
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* Where were you
while we were getting high *
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* Someday you will
find me *
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* Caught beneath
the landslide *
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- Oh!
Get off!
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- Give me the package,
Milkman!
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- Goddamn vultures!
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See that?
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Tension spring
is keeping the blades flexible
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for premium
wiping performance.
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Oh...
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**
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* Wake up the dawn
and ask her why *
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* A dreamer dreams
she never dies *
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* Wipe that tear
now from your eyes *
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- Let's go!
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Come on!
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Let's go! Come on!
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* Faster than
a cannonball *
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* Where were you
while we were getting high *
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* Someday you
will find me *
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* Caught beneath
the landslide *
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* And a champagne supernova
in the sky *
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- It must be nice.
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* Someday you
will find me *
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Oh...
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* Caught beneath
the landslide *
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* And a champagne supernova *
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* A champagne supernova *
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At least I was a cute kid.
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**
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**
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Damn, look at
all these pedestrians, Ev.
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All right,
time to turn on the charm.
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Lookin' real efficient
today, Bill.
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- Welcome back, John.
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- Got a fresh box
of insulin for you.
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Life must be good
if the diabetes are that bad.
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Oh!
For me?
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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You're coming home
with me, baby.
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What am I taking
to San Diego for you?
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- Stop!
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The COO of New San Francisco
wants to talk to you.
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Inside.
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- Like inside inside?
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- Let him through!
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Open the gate!
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- Holy fuck!
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**
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Clear the perimeter!
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**
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- You can park over there.
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- Whew!
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Y'all got some
big-ass trucks, huh?
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All right.
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Wait. Oh.
Oh, shit!
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Oh! Wait!
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Oh, shit!
Oh-oh boy!
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Make sure
I leave you enough room
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to get out, you know?
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All right, here we go.
Okay.
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There we go.
Whoo!
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Okay.
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- Strip.
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- Oh, shit!
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**
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All right.
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All right.
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Guess I'm not getting
that knife back am I?
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Lemony fresh, what's next?
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Hi, John.
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I'm Raven, COO of
New San Francisco.
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Let me get you a drink.
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So, tell me,
what's it like on the outside?
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I'm sure you've
got some stories.
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- Stories?
Of course, I do.
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Okay, how about this one?
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Once upon a time
there was a milkman.
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Charming, devilishly handsome,
you know the type.
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Well, he was an outsider.
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Then one day
a miracle happened.
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He was invited inside.
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For no reason other than to
have a beer with a mysterious,
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mildly intimidating
little white lady.
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Ta-da!
- Fair enough.
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We get a lot of milkmen
coming around here.
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- Mm!
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- But none have come
more than twice.
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You, on the other hand,
have come dozens of times.
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You're consistent, reliable,
you got a solid ass.
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- Boom!
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- I want to hire you.
- To do what exactly?
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- What you do best.
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Pick up a package,
bring it back.
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- It can't be that simple.
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- Well, there are
a few complications.
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One, you can't know
what you're transporting.
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- Oh!
Okay, I have a question.
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- It's not organs.
- Dammit!
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It's never organs.
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So, what's
the second complication?
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- The package is in
New Chicago.
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- Sorry, um,
thanks for the beer.
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- John, sit!
- No, look, I'm sorry.
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New Chicago is too far
and it's too risky.
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- Sit!
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Please.
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Now, I've gotta tell you,
I've got a lot of power.
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I can make peoples' desires,
their dreams,
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their every wish come true.
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So, John,
what do you wish for?
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- Wow!
Okay, I wasn't ready for that.
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Um, well, hmm, um,
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unlimited gas.
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Mm-hmm.
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A new tee shirt,
this one's kinda smelly.
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Toilet paper.
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You have no idea what I would do
for some two-ply.
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- I think I can do better.
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- Three-ply?
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- How about a tour?
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- Mmm!
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**
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See anything you like?
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- That's what I get?
A souvenir?
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I mean, I'll take
that girl's hat.
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- No, John,
this is your prize.
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If you go to New Chicago
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and bring this package
back for me,
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I will make you a citizen
of New San Francisco.
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- I get to live here?
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- John, I remember
when the colonies
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closed themselves off,
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when they threw the murderers
and thieves and bad guys
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out into the world
to fend for themselves
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without law and order.
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But you, you don't
belong out there.
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You're not one of them.
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John, if you do this run,
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you won't be returning
with a package.
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You'll be coming home.
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**
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**
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- Shit!
They're gaining on us!
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Faster!
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*
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I'm on it, lil' bunny!
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You can't find
shit back here!
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If we're gonna steal shit,
we gotta stay organized.
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Booyah!
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**
260
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,585
Holy shit!
261
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,552
Suck it now, motherfucker!
262
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,849
Gotcha!
263
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,892
- We're home free!
264
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,447
- Let's go collect 'em, boys.
265
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,619
- Make yourself at home.
I'll be back in a minute.
266
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:18,001
**
267
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:21,588
- What?
268
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,548
This is amazing.
269
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,064
Perfect place
for an ambush.
270
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,359
Called it!
271
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,943
Shit!
272
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,571
Oh...
273
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,950
- You're home early.
- Yeah.
274
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,827
- Good day?
- Yeah, very good.
275
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,120
Come meet John.
276
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,539
John, this is
my husband, Noah.
277
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:57,832
- Huh.
278
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,086
Hi, I was just admiring
your, uh, this thing.
279
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,298
- It's an honor.
280
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,425
I've never met
a milkman before.
281
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,014
- And you've never
met a baby before,
282
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:16,059
have you, John?
- No.
283
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:19,521
- Her name is Dove.
284
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,648
- Hi, Dove.
285
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,984
Oh!
286
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:28,405
- I think she likes you.
287
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,366
John's staying for dinner.
- I am?
288
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:48,049
**
289
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,639
Mmm!
290
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,142
Yeah!
291
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,479
* The wheels on the bus
go round and round *
292
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,399
* Round and round
Round and round *
293
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,818
* The wheels on the bus
go round and round *
294
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,195
* All through the town *
295
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,823
* The mommies on the bus
say I love you *
296
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,200
* I love you
I love you *
297
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,828
* The mommies on the bus
say I love you *
298
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,080
* All through the town *
299
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:25,545
- Oh, I almost forgot
dessert.
300
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:26,796
- Oh, yeah.
301
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,590
- Jell-O!
302
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:32,260
- Jell-O!
303
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:37,307
- John, aren't you tired
of almost dying every day?
304
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,767
And looking in
the rearview mirror
305
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,061
and only seeing yourself?
306
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:44,856
Aren't you tired of
always being alone?
307
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,150
So, what do you say, John?
308
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:50,111
Will you drive?
309
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:58,244
**
310
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,913
You have 10 days
to pick up the package
311
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,122
and deliver it here.
312
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,166
One second over
and the deal expires.
313
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,211
Can you handle that?
- I can handle that.
314
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,798
You fixed my window!
315
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:18,848
Smooth!
316
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,809
- See you in 10 days, John.
317
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,436
- Until then, Jell-O, Raven!
318
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:29,192
Oh, okay...
319
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:32,153
Oh, boy.
Yep, got it!
320
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:35,532
Here we go!
All right. Jell-O!
321
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,951
- Bye, John!
322
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,537
Bye!
323
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,874
Get it back to its mother.
324
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,126
Ugh!
325
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,169
The payment's in
your apartment.
326
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,023
**
327
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:11,901
- Peekaboo.
328
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,952
- Hi.
329
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,747
Bet you kids are wondering
why we pulled you over today.
330
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:24,664
- I'm not sure
what you think we did,
331
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,499
but-but we didn't
hurt nobody.
332
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,876
I swear we're innocent.
333
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,169
- Oh.
334
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,381
That's some fresh
material right there.
335
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,676
You know, when I was a boy,
336
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,345
my father told me
about a police chief
337
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,055
named Breton.
338
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,514
Have you ever heard of him?
339
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,975
- No, sir, but I--
- Then stop talking.
340
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,019
It was rhetorical.
341
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:50,023
Well, this Police Chief Breton,
he cleaned up Manhattan,
342
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,192
which is a burrow
of Old New York,
343
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,486
in case you don't know
your geography.
344
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,696
But Chief Breton
had a theory
345
00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:00,784
that little sins
could attract big sins.
346
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,703
And so, he would stamp out
those little sins
347
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,581
like a match before it
ever caught fire.
348
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,709
And you know what?
By jukie it worked.
349
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,878
Crime went down
because he showed
350
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,423
no tolerance, no mercy,
351
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,468
not even for
petty vandalism,
352
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,553
defecating in the park.
353
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,890
Gosh, not even looting.
354
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:27,560
He saved New York,
and I'm saving this country.
355
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:31,564
Now then, you two
have a choice.
356
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:32,941
You and your lover...
357
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:36,403
- Sister, we-we have
the same mom and dad.
358
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,947
- I know what a sister is.
359
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,865
As I was saying,
360
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:45,328
you and your sister
have a choice.
361
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:48,665
You can resist,
in which case,
362
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,209
I'll have to napalm
the both of you.
363
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:56,840
Or one of you can
make the tough choice.
364
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,509
Take your own life.
365
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,386
Consider it your punishment
366
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,680
for crimes committed
against the law.
367
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:19,487
**
368
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,748
Eat my ass, motherfucker!
369
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,301
Huh, look at
all those brains.
370
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:45,764
Who knew?
Officer?
371
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,932
Let's see...
372
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,684
There you go.
373
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,020
Oh, that's
why you're quiet.
374
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,397
You're from Orange County.
375
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,858
I've heard the barbaric things
those insiders
376
00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:00,070
will do to their own
to keep them in line.
377
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,865
But you, you won't need
words to let others know
378
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,826
you crossed paths
with Agent Stone.
379
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:09,746
Let's go, boys.
380
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:24,052
**
381
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:27,889
Just in case,
you decide to take the path
382
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,517
of your brother.
383
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,144
You have a nice day
now, ma'am.
384
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:49,411
**
385
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:49,577
**
386
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,051
- Oh, shit!
387
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,846
Tommy!
388
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,597
Tommy!
389
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,391
- What's the rush?
390
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:12,934
Not like you're
going anywhere.
391
00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:15,812
A little help, Tommy?
392
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:18,898
- Saving your ass
once again.
393
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,442
You're lucky.
394
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,278
This baby blew the pants
off a vulture last week.
395
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:27,198
Took me days to get the blood
and toenails out of the tile.
396
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,450
So, you got
a delivery for me
397
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:31,286
or are you just here
to chap my ass?
398
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:34,956
- Neither.
I need a map.
399
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:36,458
- A map?
- Yeah.
400
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:39,044
- Well, hell,
why didn't you say so?
401
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,296
Come on over.
402
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,672
Where you headed?
403
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:45,342
Got a lot of people going to
the great white north.
404
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:48,678
Hear there's a steel rush.
405
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:54,017
Huh, I got a route here
through the redwoods
406
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,643
that would make
your nipples spin
407
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,771
like a lady
in the burley-q show.
408
00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:59,522
I'm not going north.
409
00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:01,232
- Huh.
410
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:03,193
- I'm going east.
411
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:10,158
- East?
How far east are we talking?
412
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,203
- New Chicago.
413
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,413
- Give me your belt, John.
414
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,665
- Why?
- You're clearly suicidal,
415
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:19,834
so give me your goddamn belt!
- Hey, stop that, man!
416
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,003
It's a once in
a lifetime opportunity.
417
00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:24,464
- You have no idea
what's out east, do you?
418
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,965
- Of-of course, I don't.
419
00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:27,759
I've never driven
past Barstow.
420
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:30,637
That's why I'm here
seeing your pretty face.
421
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:37,394
Okay...
422
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:40,313
Okay, New Chicago.
423
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:53,034
New Chicago is
2,132 miles from here.
424
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:56,746
You know what that means?
425
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:57,831
- I shouldn't walk.
426
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:05,672
- It means 2,132 miles
of no cover.
427
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:11,845
No protection,
no safe harbor.
428
00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:13,722
The only shelter means
dealing with
429
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:18,643
a bunch of brainwashed,
burger worshipping screwballs.
430
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:22,147
- I'm not that desperate.
- You might be.
431
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:25,358
The roads out east
aren't like the roads here.
432
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,445
You won't be dealing with
your run of the mill vultures.
433
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:31,322
These boys are predators.
434
00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:33,533
Even the people trying
to bring the law back
435
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,744
are just as dangerous.
436
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,329
There's chaos
out there, John.
437
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,540
You'll be dealing
with it alone.
438
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,834
So, I've gotta ask...
439
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:45,628
Is the risk
worth the reward?
440
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:55,638
Oh...
441
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:03,938
You're gonna have to
go through Vegas, John.
442
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,858
We both know
who rules Vegas.
443
00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:20,705
**
444
00:26:49,526 --> 00:27:02,956
**
445
00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:12,757
- Why is the map so small?
446
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:15,218
Wait, is that a dick?
447
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,886
Whoa!
448
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,357
Gah!
449
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:32,235
You know, it's really rude
not to introduce yourself
450
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:34,279
before pulling a gun
on someone.
451
00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:41,369
Oh, this is ruder!
452
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,210
How about you lower
that sorry excuse for a gun
453
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:52,047
and I'll lower
my exceptionally cool blade.
454
00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:53,923
We don't want things
to escalate, do we?
455
00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:56,092
Okay.
456
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:59,095
See? Now things
have escalated.
457
00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:07,645
It's you.
458
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:17,280
We don't have time
for this.
459
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:18,323
So, how about you
tell your partner
460
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:19,449
to come out from
where he's hiding--
461
00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:22,327
Okay, whoa!
Touched a nerve.
462
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:31,753
You're hurt.
I get it.
463
00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:34,339
There's a way
out of this, okay?
464
00:28:46,434 --> 00:29:01,324
**
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