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Morning, camper

Everybody ready to go on a little day trip?

I brought my fanny pack which I will hold as a clutch...

So as not to obscure...

My dynamite fanny

Jack, we're going to visit Stanley Walker in prison

We're not going to Swishy Pete's Camp for Feminine Boys

Do not lecture me

I have a lot more experience in this area than you do

Jack, do I have to explain to you again the actual meaning

of the phrase "penal system"?

I'm not going!

I'm too scared to visit a prison!

Oh, my god Look at me!

I'm wearing a scarf to go to prison

I might as well be wearing a big sign that says

"strangle me"!

Name, please?

Karen Walker I'm Stanley Walker's wife

Excuse me?

I'm his bitch! Ok?

Is that what you want to hear?

I'm Stanley Walker's bitch!

And I'm his one and only just in case you pervs get any ideas

during those lonely nights at lockdown

Ma'am

I just couldn't hear what you said

I'm Karen Walker

Oh, my god I have that same gun

Next

Hi. Grace Adler

What I'm wearing isn't too revealing,is it?

The men are locked up I don't want to drive them

into a state of sexual frenzy

I wouldn't worry about it

Oh, like you're so hot?

Hi. I just want to let you know that I have seen the documentary

"Scared Straight" 17 times

Never took

Please, forgive my friends

They're just, uh... They're idiots

Ok, only two visitors at a time

Please let the ladies through

My husband is in prison

It's gonna be ok

I just want you to know that I am here for you. Ok?

- I'm strong - Ok

I'm gonna be your rock, ok? Everything's gonna be all right

Don't stand too close to the glass, Clarice

Don't joke like that!

You promised you were never gonna do that!

I lied

Excuse me

I saw you come in with Karen Walker

Are you a friend of the family?

I'm Mr. Walker's attorney Who are you?

It's the attorney! Get set up, guys

Oh, no. Listen

I'm--not prepared to make a statement

It's just a few easy questions, Mr...

Uh, Tr-Truman Will Truman

But I'm not really comfortable with..

Roll camera In three, two...

This is Anthony Dukane with Channel Three News

I'm standing here with Will Truman the attorney for Stanley Walker

Mr. Truman

do you think your client was treated more or less fairly

because of his wealth and status?

Uh... The--the status of Mr. Whacker-- Wicker-- Wexler--

- Walker - Walker. Thank you

Uh... Oy, boy The answer to your question is--is

Mr. Guilter's walk Mr. Guilter's alleged walk-- Wait

What--What I'm trying to say is--is

that, yes, he's rich He's very rich

But that doesn't mean he's--he's poor

Ok, that's it Nice job

Uh...what did I just say?

Oh, God...

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Will & Grace Season 4

So you gonna be ok?

Yeah

It's just kind of weird

coming home to a... big empty house

I know

You and 35 servants

So I guess I'll see you tomorrow?

Yeah. I guess you will Want to stay over?

Did-- Did you say something?

Well... I-- I didn't say anything

Oh

'Cause-- I thought... you asked me to stay over

Me? You? (No)

Karen, do you do you want me to stay?

I don't know, Grace

If you want to stay I'm not gonna stop you

(What is your problem?)

Look, Karen, if--if you want me to stay all you have to do is ask

Listen, if I wanted you to stay I would ask you to stay

- Please stay - Stop doing that!

What do you-- What do you want?

I don't want anything, honey but apparently, you're just

dying to spend the night over here, so...

Yeah, come on in! Try to keep your feet off the furniture!

Yes, he's rich.He's very rich But that-- That doesn't mean

he's-- He's poor

That's good That's good stuff

Good stuff

Hey, Jack

what are you watching?

Just some classic bloopers

Oh, yeah? Well, shove over I could use a little cheering up

Sure

You are such a jerk you know that?

What, have you been sitting her by yourself laughing at me?

No! Toby and Josh were here but you ran out of wine

Stop it. It's not funny, ok? It's humiliating

You know, I freeze up in front of a camera

I always have

It's a big problem, you know?

On my grandparents' 50th anniversary video

I blanked on their names

Well, what were their names?

Grandma and Grandpa

- I'm such a loser - Hey

Don't be so hard on yourself

Why, I once knew a man people thought was a loser

Do you want to know what happened to him?

He went on to invent hand sneakers

Hand sneakers?

Yeah. You know so when you do cartwheels

your hands don't get dirty

Couldn't you just wear gloves?

Damn it, I should have invented gloves!

I'm not answering that

Who can it be calling on our phone?

Just leave your name

- 'cause we're not at home - Who can it be now?

Who can it? Who can it?

How did she talk me into doing that?

Hi, Mr. Truman Tony Dukane from Channel Three

I was wondering if you were available for a follow-up interview

Let me take care of this

Hi, Mr. Dukane Uh-huh

You want him to do another interview?

- He'll do it - Jack!

Can you hold just for one second?

Give me the phone!

- You wouldn't dare! - Oh, wouldn't I?

I will reach in there myself and get it

- No, you won't - No, I won't

but I will slap you like a girl

Get away! Get away! Stop! Get away!

Can't you see I'm here to help you?

- How? - This is a big opportunity

A very big opportunity

To do what, humiliate myself on television again?

No. To redeem yourself

This time, when you go on camera

you're gonna be great and do you know why?

Because you're coming with me to my on-camera acting class

What, do moronic ideas get a fanfare now?

Look, my problem is speaking in front of a camera

So how could I possibly be helped by some class

that teaches speaking... in front of a camera?

I'll do it

He's still on hold

Well, could you take him off?

Ok

Oh, my god

That was, like the best night of sleep

I think I've ever had in my life

Well, it should have been, honey You're sleeping on a $5,000 mattress

with $5,000 sheets and the indentation of a 5,000-pound man

Hey... listen...

thanks for staying over last night It really helped

I'm glad I could be here

You know, at one point during the night I looked over at you while you were asleep

You looked so innocent and peaceful

Kind of freaked me out

God, I love this nightgown

It's just so roomy

Honey, that's not a nightgown That's one of Stan's fitted T`s

No, no That's ok.

Oh, my god. look at the time I gotta get going

Honey, are you sure you don't want to at least stay for breakfast?

No, it's ok I'll just grab some Oreos

out of the bowl at my bank

Oh, wow

I love that color What is it?

Grace. There's no color They just cleaned off your toes

Still, it's nice

Miss Karen time to get up

Hey. How about bringing the volume down to foghorn level?

Up yours Count Drunkula

Oh, come on, honey stick around

It's fun here

I wish I could I just that I've got to clean my apartment

I've got to pick up my dry cleaning

For breakfast this morning we're serving French toast

The masseur comes at 2:00

And the movie in the media room this afternoon

is soft-core porn for women

Maybe I should stay a little longer

Well, here we are the actors' gymnatorium

Where we tone and strengthen the hams and pecs of our craft

- Ok, good-bye - Hey, come on, come on

Give it a try

Zandra is like a god in the acting community

Who's Sondra?

It is Zandra with a "Z," not Sondra with an "S,"

'cause Sondra with an "S" goes "sss" not "zzz."

A student once made the mistake of calling her Sondra

and she threw a lit cigarette at him

Don't you mean... Zigarette?

Look, kiddies, I'm being pummeled by my allergies, my back is in knots

and I`ve got an underwire sticking right here in my left one

So I am in no mood for B.S.

Ronnie, light me, please

Now... Let's see

Just one general note here

"Your scenes... last week... horse crap."

So we're gonna have to go back to the basics

In this exercise I want you to apologize-

Apologize to someone that you've wronged

And I don't want to catch anybody "acting." Ok?

I just want to catch the truth

Now you, Summers, you're up

Mom...

I'm not quite sure how to say this but...

I'm sorry Oh, God, I'm sorry!

Is she ok?

Ok?

She's having a breakthrough

It's what we all strive for Look at her. No inhibitions

Raw, naked, open

I never want to hear those words come out of your mouth again

Ok, young lady

That's nice work

Thanks, Zandra It felt really good

McFarland, you're up

Try not to fall in love with me during this exercise

I'll be very exposed

Someone I've wronged

Ok, I got it

I'm sorry I'm really sorry

I'm...really, really sorry

I didn't mean to do it so... Sorry

What is that?

- M-my apology - To who?

- My father? - I don't buy it

Ok, it--it-- It wasn't my father

It was somebody else that I really wronged

I don't believe you

Ok, I wasn't thinking about anybody

Well, what were you thinking about?

Food

- What kind? - An egg salad sandwich

- You liar! - Ok, it was tuna!

Poor guy

He's not very in touch with his instrument

Oh, but he is He can even dial a phone with it

honey, you scared me

I thought you were my clone but none of them survived

Hey, Kar

Hey, aren't you supposed to be at work, 'cause I know I am

Oh, how am I supposed to leave you?

I mean, look at you You're a wreck

Oh, well, actually, honey I'm feeling much better

Yeah, I just talked to Stan He had a good day in prison today

He and a convicted junk bond trader smuggled a glazed ham out of the kitchen

So, honey, if you want to leave I know you've got things to do

I mean, there's fashion mistakes to be made

and...it's probably happy hour at some gay bar

Oh, and also...

You know what? I'm not gonna leave you

Not this apartment or this tub

until I know that you are totally whole

But....

Not another word You know what?

I'm getting a little chill so could you close the door, please?

From the other side

How sorry am I?

"S" is for how very sad you make me feel

"O" is for, oh how very bad you make me feel

"R" is for how wrong you make me feel

And the other "R" is for how rotten you are

Get off Get off the stage!

I don't want to even look at you anymore

Sorry, Zandra

I don't even believe that

Ok, new person you're up

Oh, I'm just observing

Life isn't there for us to observe It's there for us to live

- Oh, really, I-Oh, but - Up!

The thing is, when there's a camera on me

I just get-- Oy, boy

Uh, I--I can't

Do it now Go

Hi

I haven't done a lot of acting before

Actually, that's not true

I--I-- For 19 years I played the role of a heterosexual

My guess is not very convincingly

Now apologize to someone you've wronged

Ok, let's see uh... I'm sorry...

Someone that you've treated unfairly

Just think about the pain you've caused

and tell that person you're sorry

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I've been so hard on you

I'm sorry I expect so much from you

Who are you talking to?

Myself

It's just that...

I make you feel that you have to

be so perfect for everybody else

I set you up for failure

No wonder you're afraid

Please forgive me, I beg of you please, forgive me. I love you

I love you

Will Truman, I love you!

I want to work with you privately

I don't know what to do

I mean, Grace is my friend and it's not that I don't appreciate

what she's done but enough is enough

I know, mommy She's driving me up a wall

She sleeps late She's insulting to the staff

She's turning into one of those mean abusive rich people

She should be punched in the neck

hey

That's not very lady-like

- With an open fist - There's my girl

What are we gonna do?

Wait a minute I've got an idea

We'll come up with a big fancy plan with lots of twists and turns

to make her understand what she's done

I'll hide somewhere and you'll wear big shoes

Or we could go simpler

Thanks, honey! You're a good friend!

"And I have to believe if there's any justice in this world

"Stanley Walker will soon be a free man."

I'm so real

"Stanley Walker will soon be a free man."

Every time I watch it I find a new layer

- Wanna watch it again? - No. Turn it off

- Hand me that blanket - You get it

You know, if we were at Karen's right now

there would be somebody to do this for me

This place is a dump