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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,517 --> 00:00:04,758 - say you love me. - previously on "Sistas"... 2 00:00:04,827 --> 00:00:06,931 - I love you. - I'’m a cool dude. I work hard. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,137 I'’d really like to Take you out. 4 00:00:08,206 --> 00:00:10,241 I just got the largest Divorce settlement 5 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:13,206 My firm has ever seen. 6 00:00:13,275 --> 00:00:14,827 I never had a woman Like you before. 7 00:00:14,896 --> 00:00:16,172 And you never will again. 8 00:00:16,241 --> 00:00:17,758 Damn, you fine, gary. 9 00:00:17,827 --> 00:00:20,310 We'’ve been waiting to meet This mystery man for 6 months! 10 00:00:20,379 --> 00:00:22,862 Thank you for not telling The girls that gary'’s married. 11 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:25,758 First, I'’d like to say I hate that we'’re here To talk about divorce. 12 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:27,448 Where do we start? 13 00:00:27,517 --> 00:00:28,965 Let'’s start with Your husband'’s name. 14 00:00:29,034 --> 00:00:31,758 Gary marshall borders. 15 00:00:34,586 --> 00:00:37,620 Andi: I'’m sorry. What was his name? 16 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:40,689 Gary marshall borders. 17 00:00:42,586 --> 00:00:44,689 I'’m sorry. Would you Like some water? 18 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:46,551 No, thanks. I'’m fine. 19 00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:49,620 I'’m used to the heat. I'’m from albuquerque. 20 00:00:49,689 --> 00:00:50,931 Right. 21 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,206 Ok. 22 00:00:53,275 --> 00:00:55,724 Would you excuse me For a moment? 23 00:00:55,793 --> 00:00:57,517 Yeah. Sure. 24 00:00:57,586 --> 00:00:59,517 I had too much coffee. 25 00:00:59,586 --> 00:01:01,758 Jasmine: mmm. Gotcha. Yeah, no worries. 26 00:01:01,827 --> 00:01:03,758 Ok, thanks. 27 00:01:09,551 --> 00:01:11,448 [breathing hard] 28 00:01:26,068 --> 00:01:27,620 [clicking] 29 00:01:31,275 --> 00:01:32,758 [phone buzzing] 30 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:45,448 [ringing] 31 00:01:54,827 --> 00:01:56,275 Karen: ok, I didn'’t make it. 32 00:01:56,344 --> 00:01:57,931 - karen. - ok, yeah, 33 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,241 Well, I know you didn'’t Either, ok? 34 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:01,000 - why was you so weak? - karen... 35 00:02:01,068 --> 00:02:02,827 Karen: don'’t call me Judging me, ok? 36 00:02:02,896 --> 00:02:04,448 At least zak Is not married. 37 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:06,724 Andi: karen! She'’s here. 38 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,517 Who? 39 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,103 His wife. 40 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,137 Where? 41 00:02:12,206 --> 00:02:13,482 Andi: she'’s in my office. 42 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:14,965 Wait. What the hell You talkin'’ about? 43 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,689 The woman I won All that money for? 44 00:02:16,758 --> 00:02:17,896 She recommended me to her. 45 00:02:17,965 --> 00:02:20,172 Oh, that'’s a good thing. 46 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,103 No, the hell it'’s not. 47 00:02:22,172 --> 00:02:24,000 Well, it means He'’s telling the truth. 48 00:02:24,068 --> 00:02:25,689 He'’s getting a divorce. 49 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:27,344 You don'’t understand. 50 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:29,482 She wants me To represent her. 51 00:02:29,551 --> 00:02:31,827 Karen: oh, hell, no! You can'’t do that. 52 00:02:31,896 --> 00:02:33,344 I know that. 53 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:34,827 Karen: well, just give Her to someone else. 54 00:02:34,896 --> 00:02:36,172 Give her to another lawyer. 55 00:02:36,241 --> 00:02:37,896 Andi: she cannot be Represented here at all. 56 00:02:37,965 --> 00:02:39,448 That is a clear conflict. 57 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:41,344 Well, then, you gotta Tell your boss. 58 00:02:41,413 --> 00:02:43,896 What, that I am sleeping With a married man? 59 00:02:43,965 --> 00:02:46,344 Andi, what else You gonna do? 60 00:02:46,413 --> 00:02:47,758 You just got the job. 61 00:02:47,827 --> 00:02:52,310 I know, and I have never Made this much money. 62 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:54,275 Karen: what you gonna do, girl? 63 00:02:54,344 --> 00:02:55,930 I don'’t know. 64 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,827 Look, you better Figure it out. 65 00:02:58,896 --> 00:03:00,896 Andi: I'’m gonna call you back. 66 00:03:00,965 --> 00:03:02,586 Ok. Bye. 67 00:03:05,379 --> 00:03:08,413 Woman: ♪ don'’t my girls Hold me down ♪ 68 00:03:08,482 --> 00:03:10,517 ♪ let them boys mess around ♪ 69 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:13,034 ♪ my love life is a headache ♪ 70 00:03:13,103 --> 00:03:15,379 ♪ we'’re going out tonight ♪ 71 00:03:15,448 --> 00:03:18,793 ♪ '’cause I'’m into the love ♪ 72 00:03:29,172 --> 00:03:30,448 Sir, I need to talk to you. 73 00:03:30,517 --> 00:03:32,344 What are you doing? She'’s waiting. 74 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,620 Yes, I know, but I just Need to tell you something Before I go back in there. 75 00:03:34,689 --> 00:03:37,241 Andi, talk to her first. 76 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:40,206 I think that she needs Another lawyer, sir. 77 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:41,655 Why? 78 00:03:41,724 --> 00:03:44,655 Because I am not suitable To handle this case. 79 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,551 Don: I hate to be blunt, But helen said she wanted A black woman. 80 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:50,517 She referred you to her. What'’s the problem? 81 00:03:50,586 --> 00:03:53,551 I think that there may be A conflict of interest. 82 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:56,724 Don: listen, this is Just cold feet, ok? 83 00:03:56,793 --> 00:03:59,067 You got this. You'’re Gonna be great at it. 84 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:02,379 You made $6 million For this firm in just 2 cases 85 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:03,965 And 800,000 for yourself. 86 00:04:04,034 --> 00:04:06,206 This is another big one. 87 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:08,206 Go on. Go get it. 88 00:04:08,275 --> 00:04:10,965 We'’re counting on you. Make this work. 89 00:04:11,034 --> 00:04:12,793 Yes, sir. 90 00:04:24,862 --> 00:04:26,482 So sorry. 91 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:31,793 [jasmine crying] No. I'’m sorry. 92 00:04:33,551 --> 00:04:35,103 I just... 93 00:04:35,172 --> 00:04:38,448 I never thought It would come to this. 94 00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:42,206 I just...I love him So much. 95 00:04:42,275 --> 00:04:46,620 [sniffs] But I have to Have standards, you know? 96 00:04:46,689 --> 00:04:51,103 I mean, you have to hold Them to the fire at some point, 97 00:04:51,172 --> 00:04:54,586 Otherwise they'’ll Run all over you. 98 00:04:54,655 --> 00:04:55,965 [sniffs] 99 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:58,068 I... 100 00:04:58,137 --> 00:05:00,517 Have a really Great associate 101 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:03,172 Who has been with us For many years, 102 00:05:03,241 --> 00:05:04,862 And he-- - no. 103 00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:06,172 He has handled Over 400 divorces. 104 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:07,482 - no. - he would be perfect. 105 00:05:07,551 --> 00:05:09,620 No, no, no. I want you. 106 00:05:09,689 --> 00:05:13,689 Jasmine: helen said That you are the best 107 00:05:13,758 --> 00:05:19,758 And that you are almost Like a therapist to her. 108 00:05:19,827 --> 00:05:24,310 And now she'’s so happy. 109 00:05:24,379 --> 00:05:27,379 I just want to get out Of this thing happy. 110 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:31,862 Ok? So I want you, You and only you. 111 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,206 That man took My entire life. 112 00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:35,206 He owes me! 113 00:05:35,275 --> 00:05:37,551 ...Bastard. 114 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:39,517 [sniffs] 115 00:05:39,586 --> 00:05:41,241 [clears throat] 116 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:45,689 May I ask why You want a divorce? 117 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:48,965 How much time you got? I got lots of reasons. 118 00:05:49,034 --> 00:05:51,310 Such as? 119 00:05:51,379 --> 00:05:53,551 He'’s a liar... 120 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:54,482 A cheater... 121 00:05:54,551 --> 00:05:57,206 - cheater? - an abuser... 122 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:59,379 An abuser? 123 00:05:59,448 --> 00:06:03,827 Jasmine: yes. And I know He'’s cheating with someone, 124 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:05,827 And I'’m sick of it! 125 00:06:09,482 --> 00:06:11,931 Has he done this before? 126 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:14,655 Yes. 127 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:19,068 Do you have proof Of his affairs? 128 00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:21,206 He'’s careful, 129 00:06:21,275 --> 00:06:22,931 So careful. 130 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:28,931 And whoever this woman is, She'’s different. 131 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,448 He showers more. 132 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:34,758 He wears different clothes. 133 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:37,448 I hear him whispering. 134 00:06:37,517 --> 00:06:40,413 And I want to know Who that bitch is! 135 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,724 I'’m sorry. 136 00:06:47,793 --> 00:06:50,517 No. Don'’t be. 137 00:06:50,586 --> 00:06:51,931 It'’s not your fault. 138 00:06:53,517 --> 00:06:57,379 Look, I know He'’s gonna leave me, 139 00:06:57,448 --> 00:06:59,931 But I want to Beat him to it. 140 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,896 So I hired a private detective. 141 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,344 [jasmine sniffs] 142 00:07:05,931 --> 00:07:07,344 Do they have anything? 143 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:11,689 As I said, He'’s careful. 144 00:07:11,758 --> 00:07:15,517 But I know he'’s gonna Find something soon. 145 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:19,000 I think that She'’s at his gym. 146 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:23,206 W-why do you think that? 147 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:29,379 The private detective Follows him to the gym At 5 a.M. 148 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:31,689 He parks at the building Across the street, 149 00:07:31,758 --> 00:07:35,689 But doesn'’t appear to the gym Until an hour later. 150 00:07:35,758 --> 00:07:37,655 You can help me... 151 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,000 Can'’t you? 152 00:07:42,586 --> 00:07:46,896 Tell me more, and I will See what I can do. 153 00:07:46,965 --> 00:07:48,827 Ok. 154 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:53,482 On saturdays, we'’re Supposed to meet at the mall. 155 00:08:07,137 --> 00:08:10,068 Zac: I'’m sorry. 156 00:08:10,137 --> 00:08:11,758 [bracelet drops on table] 157 00:08:11,827 --> 00:08:13,206 About last night? 158 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,344 About everything. 159 00:08:16,965 --> 00:08:18,758 I hear you. 160 00:08:20,275 --> 00:08:21,931 But you don'’t Accept my apology? 161 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,517 Zac, look... 162 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,689 Zac: listen, I just... 163 00:08:25,758 --> 00:08:28,827 I just want things to go Back to the way they were. 164 00:08:28,896 --> 00:08:30,482 Then you shouldn'’t Have done what you did! 165 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:33,586 I know! I know! But what'’s done is done. 166 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:35,586 Can we just move forward? 167 00:08:35,655 --> 00:08:37,688 That ain'’t how It works, zac. 168 00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:39,241 '’cause you want to be mad. 169 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:41,931 No. '’cause I'’m hurt. 170 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,620 You know what... 171 00:08:46,413 --> 00:08:49,068 You don'’t get this. 172 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:52,275 And this selfish-ass Conversation 173 00:08:52,344 --> 00:08:54,965 That you are having With me right now 174 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,793 Just continues to inform me That you don'’t get this. 175 00:08:57,862 --> 00:09:00,241 - I get it. - no, you don'’t. 176 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:03,724 You think just '’cause I ... You Last night it'’s all good? 177 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,379 We cool? 178 00:09:05,448 --> 00:09:07,103 If I can recall, I did all the ... 179 00:09:08,689 --> 00:09:10,172 We got jokes right now? 180 00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:13,482 No, I don'’t--I'’m just Trying to make you laugh. 181 00:09:13,551 --> 00:09:16,827 By telling a joke About ...? 182 00:09:18,103 --> 00:09:21,034 You know what that just Made me think about? 183 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,862 You ... Her. 184 00:09:22,931 --> 00:09:27,103 You know what I was thinkin'’ About last night when you Was on your knees? 185 00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:28,241 How you did that to her. 186 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,241 Why would you be Thinking about her? 187 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:31,724 This between you and me. 188 00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:34,586 You know what, Can you just get out? 189 00:09:34,655 --> 00:09:36,896 '’cause I regret Last night for sure. 190 00:09:36,965 --> 00:09:40,103 Ok, all right, you was weak. I was weak. 191 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:42,724 But you still mad, and I'’m Still in the doghouse. 192 00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:44,310 All I'’m saying is we Gotta move forward. 193 00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:46,620 That'’s all, baby. 194 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:49,137 No. That ain'’t all. 195 00:09:49,206 --> 00:09:51,137 Then what? 196 00:09:51,206 --> 00:09:53,758 You forgot one thing. 197 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,000 What? 198 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:58,241 You still want me to leave? 199 00:09:58,310 --> 00:09:59,965 Damn right. 200 00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:04,137 You know what... 201 00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:06,482 I'’m not even trying To upset you right now. 202 00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:09,655 You got a long day Ahead of you. 203 00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:12,896 I won'’t be here When you get back. 204 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:14,620 Ok. 205 00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:16,517 That'’s for the best. 206 00:10:18,103 --> 00:10:19,103 Ok. 207 00:10:27,275 --> 00:10:28,827 [water running] 208 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:40,172 Sabrina: what? 209 00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:42,931 And then he said He wouldn'’t be there When I got home. 210 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,724 Sabrina: well, that'’s What you wanted. 211 00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:45,965 No, it ain'’t! 212 00:10:46,034 --> 00:10:47,413 You asked him to leave. 213 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:49,482 Karen: well, why didn'’t he Wake up and just agree? 214 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:50,965 - karen-- - no. 215 00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:53,862 You know what, he came into My bedroom last night, ok? 216 00:10:53,931 --> 00:10:56,551 I know he heard my vibrator. He knew I was horny. 217 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:58,275 He knew that He'’d got to me. 218 00:10:58,344 --> 00:10:59,655 Ok, will you calm down? 219 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:03,551 - he played me. - he did not play you. 220 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,206 You asked him to leave. 221 00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:07,310 Well, he should have stayed. 222 00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:09,620 Sabrina: didn'’t we have A conversation about Mixed signals? 223 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:12,551 Karen: this is not A mixed signal, '’brina. 224 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,620 I wonder if that ho texted him. 225 00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:16,103 - karen... - nope. 226 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:17,620 That is what happened, '’brina. 227 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,586 She texted him, and she Told him to come on over. 228 00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:21,586 She told him to come on! 229 00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:24,103 You know I hate it when you Go down this rabbit hole. 230 00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:25,482 I'’m telling you! 231 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:27,551 Sabrina: but you don'’t Know that to be true. 232 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,448 You know what, I know who will. 233 00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:31,724 Karen, no. Do not involve danni. 234 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,448 Sabrina: please Don'’t involve her. 235 00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:35,413 You know she'’s like The insta-fbi. 236 00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:38,310 She'’s gonna be all over Social media trying to Put this all together. 237 00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:40,103 Ok, I'’m not gonna tell her, ok? 238 00:11:40,172 --> 00:11:41,827 '’cause I ain'’t runnin'’ After him no more. 239 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,517 Sabrina: good. Look, I gotta go 240 00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:45,137 '’cause I gotta Open up this bank, 241 00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:46,793 And I will talk to you later. 242 00:11:46,862 --> 00:11:47,827 Ok. 243 00:11:47,896 --> 00:11:49,896 And tell danni I said hi. - what? 244 00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:52,103 Oh, you will be Calling her by lunch. 245 00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:54,241 No, I will not, ok? Bye. 246 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:58,103 Ok. I'’ll talk To you later. Bye. 247 00:11:58,172 --> 00:11:59,862 Shit. 248 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:06,931 Oh, good morning! 249 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,172 Maurice: sabrina, I just wanted You to witness this. 250 00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:11,068 Man: I'’ve got a delivery for-- 251 00:12:11,137 --> 00:12:12,551 Maurice: me, darling. 252 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,689 - are you sabrina hollins? - oh! 253 00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:16,379 Maurice: no, that thot Is right there. 254 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,689 You a hater. That'’s me. 255 00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:20,862 - sign right here. - thank you. 256 00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:22,137 Wow. 257 00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:28,655 Ugly-ass flowers. I don'’t like '’em no way. 258 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,482 What you signin'’, girl? The declaration of independence? 259 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:35,172 - thank you. - thank you so much. 260 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,862 Who they from? 261 00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:39,172 Mmm... 262 00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:40,724 Calvin. 263 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,965 Oh, "Thanks for a great dinner 264 00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:44,965 "And I can'’t wait To see you again 265 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:47,517 So you can tell me It was black." ha! 266 00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:49,068 What'’s black? 267 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:53,448 Mmm...We were at dinner, and He was just making this joke 268 00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:56,655 About how my dress is blue, But it'’s black. 269 00:12:56,724 --> 00:12:57,965 It was super funny. 270 00:12:58,034 --> 00:13:00,931 That don'’t sound Funny to me. 271 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,206 You are the worst. 272 00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:07,206 So, did you sleep With him, girl? 273 00:13:07,275 --> 00:13:09,482 What are you Talking about? 274 00:13:09,551 --> 00:13:11,689 I know you went out With my man, 275 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,379 So I just need to know Did you take him home 276 00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:15,103 And do the damn thing or not? 277 00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:16,793 No. 278 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,758 He just seems Like a nice guy. 279 00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:21,448 Well, sending flowers And shit, it seems-- 280 00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:23,206 Hush up. 281 00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:27,724 You gonna see him again? 282 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:30,758 As a matter of fact, I might. 283 00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:31,931 Mmm... 284 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,241 - it does say "Lunch?" - don'’t. 285 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:36,758 What? 286 00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:38,068 Don'’t make yourself So available. 287 00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:41,551 I'’m not making Myself available! 288 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,206 I'’m not doing anything. 289 00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:44,965 Then find something to do. 290 00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:47,241 You can'’t be available Every time he calls. 291 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:50,034 I'’m not playing those games. 292 00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,482 You can'’t win unless You play the game. 293 00:13:52,551 --> 00:13:55,206 I'’m not doing that. 294 00:13:55,275 --> 00:13:57,241 Cool. Well, Be available. 295 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,689 He'’ll be gone In 2 weeks. 296 00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:02,379 How do you know that? 297 00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:04,310 Hmm. I know men, sabrina. 298 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,000 I am one. 299 00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:07,310 Well... 300 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,655 What are you Trying to say? 301 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,103 No. Hold on, hold on. Don'’t get offended. 302 00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:13,034 - of course you'’re a man. - oh, yeah. 303 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,793 Oh, yes, you'’re a man, But I mean... 304 00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:19,000 You were a little misleading. 305 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:22,758 Huh? You did say that He was into you. 306 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:25,310 No, I still stand by that. 307 00:14:25,379 --> 00:14:27,275 You'’re clearly wrong. 308 00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,310 Cool. 309 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:33,103 Enjoy your 2 weeks. 310 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,310 When'’s the last time You had a relationship 311 00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:37,103 That lasted longer Than 2 weeks? 312 00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:38,310 Exactly my point. 313 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:40,517 [pops lips] 314 00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:42,793 Go open the door. 315 00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:45,000 We got a bank to run. 316 00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:52,103 Karen: be about 30 minutes Under the dryer, then You'’ll be right out, ok? 317 00:14:52,172 --> 00:14:53,206 Woman: yeah. 318 00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:56,344 Karen: you came early Today, too, huh? 319 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:58,827 - hey. - hey, girl. 320 00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:01,206 Karen: tito, you come bring Her under the dryer? 321 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,344 Go ahead, baby. Go ahead. 322 00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:04,931 Andi: hey. 323 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,379 Karen: girl, you look like I feel. What'’s up? 324 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,068 Andi: nope. You first. 325 00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:10,068 No. You go ahead. 326 00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:11,379 No. You tell me. 327 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:13,172 - gary. - zac. 328 00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:15,931 Look, I'’m sorry. Go ahead. Go on. 329 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,206 No. I... 330 00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:19,758 You first. 331 00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:24,655 Zac left this morning Without putting up a fight, 332 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,620 And I just...I think He'’s with that girl. 333 00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:31,206 - oh, damn. What the hell? - I know. 334 00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:34,068 Every black woman in The city can'’t be going Through this shit. 335 00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:35,896 Can'’t be. 336 00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,862 All right, come on. I'’m hungry. 337 00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:39,827 Ok, but I'’m meeting up With danni. 338 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:43,344 Wait. Then we won'’t be Able to talk about this. 339 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:47,620 I know. She gonna be Too busy talking about My situation anyway. 340 00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,793 Mmm, good point. Give me a break. 341 00:15:49,862 --> 00:15:51,793 - right. - well, is bri coming? 342 00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:53,482 No, she got a date. 343 00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,068 With the guy From last night? 344 00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:56,137 Karen: mm-hmm. 345 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,689 Oh, he'’s taking Her out again? 346 00:15:57,758 --> 00:15:59,448 Lunch, apparently. 347 00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:01,241 Wow. 348 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,758 Well, I hope she has Better luck than me. 349 00:16:03,827 --> 00:16:05,931 I mean us. 350 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,034 No, zac'’s gone. You mean you. 351 00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:10,241 - no, I mean us. - you ready? 352 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:11,965 Andi: oh, you gonna Change the subject? 353 00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:14,448 - are you ready? - I'’m ready. Can we eat? 354 00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,413 [karen speaking indistinctly] 355 00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:33,000 Ha ha! Are you serious? 356 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:34,551 You mean to tell me You'’ve never come here before? 357 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,896 No. 358 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:39,344 Oh, what, it'’s too much Of a dive for you? 359 00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:41,172 - no. - hmm. 360 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,137 I mean, I love it. 361 00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:45,413 I just can'’t, you know, Eat like this every day. 362 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,655 This grown-woman weight Won'’t fall off like it used to. 363 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,206 Girl, what are you Talking about? 364 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,310 You look terrific. Stop it. 365 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,310 You see that right there? 366 00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:57,655 What? 367 00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:59,827 Your smile is... 368 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,379 It'’s like life. 369 00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:04,205 Ok, stop. 370 00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:07,344 No. Your smile is what Life should be. 371 00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:08,792 You'’re beautiful. 372 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,517 Ok, calvin. What--what'’s up? 373 00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:13,172 Where is your girlfriend? 374 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,344 Oh, wow! I knew This was coming. 375 00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:17,413 Well, you did ask me. 376 00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:22,344 All right. Well, There'’s the door if you Want to run, '’cause... 377 00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:25,103 Nope. I'’m ready. Go. 378 00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:26,862 Ok. 379 00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:29,862 Well, I am single because I have a kid 380 00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:33,034 And a baby mama That'’s bat-shit crazy. 381 00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:35,413 Hmm. Ok. 382 00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:37,034 Why didn'’t you two Make it? 383 00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:39,862 Did you not hear The crazy part? 384 00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:44,413 Yes, but there had to have Been a time when you Found her attractive, right? 385 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,724 Are we speaking honestly? 386 00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:50,413 That'’s the only way I want to speak. 387 00:17:50,482 --> 00:17:51,620 It was her body. 388 00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,896 Wow. That is so shallow. 389 00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:56,275 No, no, no, wait. Before you start dragging me, 390 00:17:56,344 --> 00:18:00,413 All right, like any other man, I saw her, thought she was sexy. 391 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:01,896 - where? - I hit her up. 392 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:04,068 - on the '’gram? - yeah. 393 00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:08,172 All right, go ahead, Keep going. 394 00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:09,379 Thank you. 395 00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:13,965 So, I hit her up, you know, Slid in her dm. 396 00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:16,103 We knew each other For, like, 2 days. 397 00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:18,068 Next thing I know, she'’s talking About that she loves me 398 00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:22,448 And she wants to be with me, And it was--aghh! 399 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,482 That'’s scary. 400 00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:24,827 Yeah, tell me about it. 401 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,965 That'’s not even The scary part. 402 00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:28,931 We only had sex one time. 403 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,448 Now I got a baby boy. 404 00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:33,000 - wow! - yeah. 405 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:37,172 But you do it only takes One time, right? 406 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,275 Yeah. I know. 407 00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:43,379 I mean, my baby boy-- He'’s...Amazing, but... 408 00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:44,482 The baby mama-- 409 00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,068 Both: bat-shit crazy! 410 00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:48,172 - right. So you understand. - I got it. 411 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:50,172 It'’s crazy. 412 00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:52,275 Laz: calvin? 413 00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:54,172 Oh, my god! Laz? 414 00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:56,137 Oh, my god! 415 00:18:58,034 --> 00:18:59,379 Mwah! 416 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,206 - it is so good to see you. - it'’s good to see you. 417 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,034 - I can'’t believe it! - this is crazy. 418 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:04,793 - it is. - how you been? 419 00:19:04,862 --> 00:19:06,344 - so good. - good. 420 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,517 Oh, I'’m so sorry. Sabrina, this is laz. 421 00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:09,827 Laz, this is sabrina. 422 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,344 - hi! - hi. 423 00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:13,034 Oh, my god. My car'’s outside. 424 00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:14,551 Laz: will you please call me? I miss you! 425 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,034 - I miss you! - please? 426 00:19:16,103 --> 00:19:17,344 - please call me. Please. - I definitely will. 427 00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,034 Calvin: definitely, man. You already know. 428 00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:21,034 Ok, '’cause that thing you Did last time I saw you, 429 00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:22,344 I am still in pain! 430 00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,000 Oh, my god. I can'’t Believe you remember-- 431 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:26,241 Laz: of course I do. It was good To meet you, katrina. 432 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:28,206 It'’s sabri... 433 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:33,448 Wow! Mmm, mmm, mmm. 434 00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:35,241 Good old laz. 435 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,068 Ah...Mmm. 436 00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:40,517 Mm-hmm. You have A little lip-- 437 00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:42,241 Oh. Ha ha! 438 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:43,931 Sabrina: Mmm. Good ol'’... 439 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,172 Gotta go. You know, I have an appointment, 440 00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:48,827 So I think I should Get out of here. 441 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,172 Ok. Well, guess I'’ll just Go grab the check. 442 00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:53,517 Uh-huh. 443 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,586 That'’s him texting you? 444 00:20:16,655 --> 00:20:18,034 No, it'’s bri. 445 00:20:18,103 --> 00:20:20,344 Oh. What she saying? 446 00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:25,206 She asks where we are And she said, "Don'’t move." 447 00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:27,068 She'’s on the way, Apparently. 448 00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:28,517 Well... 449 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,931 You better hurry up And finish this conversation 450 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,034 Before she and danni get here. 451 00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:37,517 Girl, what am I gonna do? 452 00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:39,068 What else did she say? 453 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,827 I mean some of everything. 454 00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:45,034 The man she described-- She said he yells at her 455 00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:47,275 And he belittles her and-- 456 00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:49,517 I mean, I'’ve never Seen any of that. 457 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:53,241 Andi, you can'’t take That lady'’s case. 458 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:54,344 I know. 459 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,172 I'’m just gonna go Back to my job 460 00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:59,172 And I'’m gonna tell '’em I can'’t do it. 461 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:00,689 What reason Will you give '’em? 462 00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:03,344 You'’re gonna help me Think of that. 463 00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:04,586 - oh. - please? 464 00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:06,068 Mmm...Um-mmm. 465 00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,413 I don'’t know. I really don'’t. 466 00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:09,586 I don'’t know nothin'’ About love, so-- 467 00:21:09,655 --> 00:21:11,620 Neither do I, apparently. 468 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:16,034 Andi, you could Lose your job. 469 00:21:16,103 --> 00:21:18,413 You remember how hard You worked in law school. 470 00:21:18,482 --> 00:21:21,103 You can'’t lose that For that man. 471 00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:22,275 Yeah. 472 00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:24,724 And, girl, she hired A private detective 473 00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:27,103 To follow him every morning. 474 00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:29,413 When he'’s with you? 475 00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:32,448 They'’re trying to figure out Why he parks in his building 476 00:21:32,517 --> 00:21:35,310 And waits an hour To go to workout. 477 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,586 Your building. 478 00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:38,000 - yes. - girl... 479 00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:40,103 The gym is across the street. 480 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:43,103 I don'’t like this. I don'’t like this at all. 481 00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:45,068 Neither do I, but I Have to tell my boss. 482 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,275 Why did she choose me? 483 00:21:49,344 --> 00:21:52,172 Girl... 484 00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:54,103 What? 485 00:21:54,172 --> 00:21:57,310 You think she knows? 486 00:21:57,379 --> 00:21:58,448 No. 487 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:02,172 Wait. What if she Knows it'’s you 488 00:22:02,241 --> 00:22:05,172 And she'’s messing With you, andi? 489 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,896 I don'’t think she'’ll Go through the trouble 490 00:22:07,965 --> 00:22:09,896 Of doing all that Just to mess with me. 491 00:22:09,965 --> 00:22:11,586 - look-- - that'’s cra-- 492 00:22:11,655 --> 00:22:12,758 Don'’t put it past her. 493 00:22:12,827 --> 00:22:15,655 Just talk to your boss. 494 00:22:15,724 --> 00:22:17,103 Ok... 495 00:22:17,172 --> 00:22:18,827 [footsteps approaching] 496 00:22:18,896 --> 00:22:21,172 Hey, girl. Go ahead, sit down. 497 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:23,172 Karen: how you doing? 498 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,000 - hey. - how are you? 499 00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:27,862 I'’m sorry. I just... 500 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,551 Karen: for what? 501 00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:31,137 Danni: well, what he do now? 502 00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:33,758 Karen: girl, I just wanted to Take you to lunch. Stop! 503 00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:35,344 What did I do? 504 00:22:35,413 --> 00:22:36,655 Nothing! 505 00:22:38,241 --> 00:22:40,689 You two never Call me for lunch. 506 00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:42,931 Well, I wanted to. 507 00:22:44,724 --> 00:22:47,172 Oh, ok. 508 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:51,724 Uh...Yeah, so I did charge My amazon bill to your account, 509 00:22:51,793 --> 00:22:55,172 But you know I'’m gonna Pay you back, karen. 510 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:58,517 Gotta bring me here, Shake me down, 511 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,103 I didn'’t know you Did that, danni. 512 00:23:02,827 --> 00:23:05,241 Forget I said that Until the 1st. 513 00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:08,172 I just wanted to bring you To lunch. That'’s it, so... 514 00:23:08,241 --> 00:23:10,068 Danni: oh, shit. Who died? 515 00:23:10,137 --> 00:23:11,724 - oh, my god. - what did you do? 516 00:23:11,793 --> 00:23:13,137 Andi: come on. Nobody died. Ok? 517 00:23:13,206 --> 00:23:17,413 I just wanted to Talk to you. That'’s all. 518 00:23:17,482 --> 00:23:19,620 Ok. 519 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,241 Karen: zac said some things, 520 00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:24,586 And I just wanted to get your Opinion on it. That'’s all. 521 00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:28,413 You know what, I'’m just-- I'’m not hooking anyone else up. 522 00:23:28,482 --> 00:23:29,724 You know, um... 523 00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:32,172 I should just Whoop his ass. 524 00:23:32,241 --> 00:23:35,655 What did he do now? Can I get a drink, please? 525 00:23:35,724 --> 00:23:37,241 Karen: girl, you about To go back to work. 526 00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:39,034 - what are you talking about? - right? Exactly. 527 00:23:39,103 --> 00:23:41,206 It'’ll help me From killing the bitch. 528 00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:43,413 I need peach vodka. 529 00:23:47,689 --> 00:23:48,896 That'’s what he did. 530 00:23:48,965 --> 00:23:51,724 - no. Doesn'’t sound right. - I know! 531 00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:54,310 Am I being crazy? 532 00:23:54,379 --> 00:23:56,344 Yes. 533 00:23:56,413 --> 00:23:59,379 No. He got up and left Without a fight? 534 00:23:59,448 --> 00:24:01,413 Right. 535 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,103 He with that ho. 536 00:24:03,172 --> 00:24:05,206 - ok, see, you-- - you think so? 537 00:24:05,275 --> 00:24:06,896 You two--you don'’t need To talk to each other. 538 00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:07,931 You make each other crazy. 539 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,413 No, karen, you right. 540 00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:13,000 He with that ho! 541 00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:14,517 - you think so, right? - yeah! 542 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,206 Danni: she probably called Him this morning 543 00:24:16,275 --> 00:24:17,758 And told him he can Come stay with her. 544 00:24:17,827 --> 00:24:20,206 - that'’s what I said, andi! - don'’t do this, karen. 545 00:24:20,275 --> 00:24:22,689 I promise you, I can find out. 546 00:24:22,758 --> 00:24:24,241 - thank you, girl. - I will. 547 00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:27,241 - I just want to know. - I got you. 548 00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:30,896 Andi: hey, girl. You'’re late. We gotta go back to work. 549 00:24:30,965 --> 00:24:32,689 He kissed a man. 550 00:24:32,758 --> 00:24:34,241 Oh, we gotta talk. 551 00:24:35,965 --> 00:24:38,310 What are you talking about? 552 00:24:39,793 --> 00:24:42,448 Well... 553 00:24:42,517 --> 00:24:46,793 We were sitting in there, And then this guy comes in. 554 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,586 And I mean, that Bitch was...Beat. 555 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,206 - oh... - oh... 556 00:24:51,275 --> 00:24:55,482 Sabrina: he had the heels And the headwrap, 557 00:24:55,551 --> 00:24:58,206 But a full beard. 558 00:24:58,275 --> 00:25:00,344 And the eyebrows were arched. 559 00:25:00,413 --> 00:25:01,896 Yasss, honey. 560 00:25:01,965 --> 00:25:03,206 Stop it. 561 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:07,758 You talkin'’ about the man That you met last night? 562 00:25:07,827 --> 00:25:09,448 Calvin. 563 00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:11,655 - yes. - ok. 564 00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:14,275 I mean, then the guy, You know, he comes up And they greet 565 00:25:14,344 --> 00:25:17,000 And they say hi, And then they hug... 566 00:25:17,068 --> 00:25:19,758 Really, really tight. 567 00:25:19,827 --> 00:25:23,586 And then the guy says... 568 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:28,172 "The last time I saw you, You were in so much pain." 569 00:25:28,241 --> 00:25:30,586 - oh... - oh... 570 00:25:32,344 --> 00:25:34,137 What are you doing? 571 00:25:34,206 --> 00:25:37,275 I'’m seeing how much room I got to fall out! 572 00:25:37,344 --> 00:25:39,206 - stop it, danni! - ha ha! 573 00:25:39,275 --> 00:25:42,172 - this is not funny. - sorry, sorry. 574 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:43,586 - danni, stop. - I'’m not... 575 00:25:43,655 --> 00:25:45,758 Karen: stop. Ok? Go ahead. Go ahead, '’brina. 576 00:25:45,827 --> 00:25:48,758 I'’m listening. Danni! 577 00:25:48,827 --> 00:25:51,413 Andi: ok. Did he Introduce you? 578 00:25:51,482 --> 00:25:53,344 Yes. 579 00:25:53,413 --> 00:25:56,448 Andi: good. Did he say Who he was? 580 00:25:56,517 --> 00:25:58,586 He didn'’t say a damn thing. 581 00:25:58,655 --> 00:26:00,689 Maybe because There'’s nothing to tell. 582 00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:02,034 Karen: maybe. 583 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,655 Or he'’s been Getting that tail 584 00:26:03,724 --> 00:26:06,862 And pinning the dick On the donkey. 585 00:26:06,931 --> 00:26:08,655 Danni. 586 00:26:08,724 --> 00:26:12,655 Of course. Of course. Why do I even tell you anything? 587 00:26:12,724 --> 00:26:15,344 Karen: you know that'’s Why you confide. 588 00:26:15,413 --> 00:26:17,103 Sabrina: oh, I'’m not talking To him no more. 589 00:26:17,172 --> 00:26:20,482 Andi: wait a minute, '’brina. Why don'’t you just ask him? 590 00:26:20,551 --> 00:26:22,689 No, look. This is What you do. 591 00:26:22,758 --> 00:26:25,931 Danni: you take him home, You pull out your vibrator. 592 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,862 When he sees you, you know, you Let him go up in there with it. 593 00:26:29,931 --> 00:26:32,275 Um, could we not Do this at lunch? 594 00:26:32,344 --> 00:26:35,758 Oh, don'’t act like you Wasn'’t ... Gary last night, 595 00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:38,517 The man you claim You gonna be leaving. 596 00:26:38,586 --> 00:26:39,689 Ahem. 597 00:26:39,758 --> 00:26:41,206 Did you break it off? 598 00:26:41,275 --> 00:26:42,827 It'’s a very nice Place, actually. 599 00:26:42,896 --> 00:26:44,827 Did you break it off? 600 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:46,344 Andi: um...No. 601 00:26:46,413 --> 00:26:49,517 - the dick-- - but I will. 602 00:26:49,586 --> 00:26:51,310 I will...Soon. 603 00:26:51,379 --> 00:26:53,827 Danni: yeah, yeah, yeah. That d too good. 604 00:26:53,896 --> 00:26:55,172 And he'’s fine as hell. 605 00:26:55,241 --> 00:26:56,620 That'’s true. 606 00:26:56,689 --> 00:26:58,448 Danni: dark-skinned brother Have you feenin'’... 607 00:26:58,517 --> 00:27:00,586 Also true. 608 00:27:00,655 --> 00:27:02,000 Wait a minute. 609 00:27:02,068 --> 00:27:03,448 What? 610 00:27:03,517 --> 00:27:05,241 You really called her About that? 611 00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:07,896 Oh, no. No. 612 00:27:07,965 --> 00:27:09,310 No. 613 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,827 And you'’re really Gonna listen to her? 614 00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:14,344 You know she'’s always Going off the deep end. 615 00:27:14,413 --> 00:27:17,413 - true. - that'’s where the truth is. 616 00:27:17,482 --> 00:27:20,275 - sometimes. - like that time when... 617 00:27:20,344 --> 00:27:21,275 What'’s his name? 618 00:27:21,344 --> 00:27:23,000 - craig. - it'’s craig. 619 00:27:23,068 --> 00:27:26,551 Craig--he was--yeah, you thought He was cheating on you, 620 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:28,689 But you actually Chased his mama down. 621 00:27:28,758 --> 00:27:30,896 Girl, you broke That woman'’s hip. 622 00:27:30,965 --> 00:27:34,413 I shoulda. Nobody told That old bitch to be In red bottoms. 623 00:27:34,482 --> 00:27:35,965 She looked young From the back! 624 00:27:36,034 --> 00:27:37,413 She'’s 70. 625 00:27:37,482 --> 00:27:39,068 She was still Smaller than me 626 00:27:39,137 --> 00:27:40,655 With them brittle-ass bones. 627 00:27:40,724 --> 00:27:43,379 You'’re lucky You didn'’t get sued. 628 00:27:43,448 --> 00:27:46,724 I didn'’t know the bitch Had osteoporosis. 629 00:27:46,793 --> 00:27:50,551 I contributed to The fund afterwards. 630 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:53,724 Ok. All I can say, Don'’t listen to her. 631 00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:54,896 Just making my point. 632 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:56,241 Good point. 633 00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:58,413 - it'’s over. You good. - thank you. 634 00:27:58,482 --> 00:28:00,413 '’cause I'’m telling The truth, all right. 635 00:28:00,482 --> 00:28:01,793 Listen, I'’ll show you. Come to my house tonight. 636 00:28:01,862 --> 00:28:03,241 We'’ll go through the '’gram-- 637 00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:04,517 - ok. - no. 638 00:28:04,586 --> 00:28:06,448 And I'’ll put it All together for you. 639 00:28:06,517 --> 00:28:08,482 - yes! - for a small fee. 640 00:28:08,551 --> 00:28:09,793 Sabrina: don'’t do it. 641 00:28:09,862 --> 00:28:13,000 Bring wine and weed. But I gots to go. 642 00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:17,551 Karen: yeah, listen, Call me when he calls you. 643 00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:20,448 - did y'’all pay the bill? - no. You got it, right? 644 00:28:20,517 --> 00:28:23,793 - yep. Oh. - I'’m trapped! Help me! 645 00:28:23,862 --> 00:28:25,655 - help yourself! - aah! 646 00:28:25,724 --> 00:28:27,965 Bye! 647 00:28:28,034 --> 00:28:30,655 Those aren'’t my friends. 648 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,689 - you'’re late. - I'’m sorry. 649 00:28:42,758 --> 00:28:45,000 You know I cannot leave Until you come back. 650 00:28:45,068 --> 00:28:47,379 I know. I said I'’m sorry. 651 00:28:47,448 --> 00:28:48,965 So how was lunch? 652 00:28:49,034 --> 00:28:51,689 Good. 653 00:28:51,758 --> 00:28:54,758 What was he wearing? 654 00:28:54,827 --> 00:28:56,862 Jeans. 655 00:28:56,931 --> 00:28:59,034 Did he smell good, girl? 656 00:28:59,103 --> 00:29:02,551 Ok. Where is your head at? 657 00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:06,551 Nowhere. It'’s just I look Book, chapter, and verse. 658 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,206 Don'’t you have to Go to lunch? 659 00:29:08,275 --> 00:29:11,931 Oh, girl, I can eat and talk. 660 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,137 Great. 661 00:29:13,206 --> 00:29:15,034 Tell me, girl. 662 00:29:15,103 --> 00:29:17,172 Ok. Can I ask you something? 663 00:29:17,241 --> 00:29:19,965 Oh, this fella Be good, huh. 664 00:29:20,034 --> 00:29:21,896 Never mind. 665 00:29:21,965 --> 00:29:23,068 Don'’t do that. Come on. 666 00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:26,413 What did he do? Tell extravaganza! 667 00:29:26,482 --> 00:29:28,068 Who'’s extravaganza? 668 00:29:28,137 --> 00:29:29,793 That'’s my drag name. 669 00:29:29,862 --> 00:29:32,034 Hmm. That'’s cute. 670 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:34,448 What did he do? 671 00:29:34,517 --> 00:29:37,034 Is it wrong for me to Assume that a man'’s gay 672 00:29:37,103 --> 00:29:38,551 Because he has gay friends? 673 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:40,379 Oh, yeah, that'’s Ignorant as shit. 674 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:42,931 You'’re right. 675 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,379 What kind of gay friend? 676 00:29:44,448 --> 00:29:45,965 What do you mean? 677 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:49,862 You know, the l, the g, the b, The t, the q, the I, or the a? 678 00:29:49,931 --> 00:29:51,310 Why does that matter? 679 00:29:51,379 --> 00:29:53,310 Well, it doesn'’t matter. 680 00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:55,344 If the friend'’s a les, but... 681 00:29:55,413 --> 00:30:00,034 Well, I mean, there was This guy who came into The restaurant. 682 00:30:00,103 --> 00:30:01,862 You know, his name is laz. 683 00:30:01,931 --> 00:30:05,068 Now, was his name laz Or was his name lazz! 684 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,655 Maurice. 685 00:30:11,482 --> 00:30:13,620 - anyway-- - mm-hmm. 686 00:30:13,689 --> 00:30:18,275 They greeted each other And they hugged And then they kissed. 687 00:30:18,344 --> 00:30:21,068 Wait, wait, wait. 688 00:30:21,137 --> 00:30:22,689 Where he kiss the man? 689 00:30:24,103 --> 00:30:25,379 On the lips. 690 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:27,034 Aw, yeah, girl. He just as gay 691 00:30:27,103 --> 00:30:29,862 As my unicorn Picnic basket. 692 00:30:29,931 --> 00:30:33,965 Ok, nothing wrong with that, But it'’s true. 693 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:36,724 Come on, will you talk to me? 694 00:30:37,965 --> 00:30:39,034 Do you like him? 695 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:40,724 No. 696 00:30:40,793 --> 00:30:42,172 Yes, you do. 697 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,862 Because if you didn'’t, You wouldn'’t be bothered. 698 00:30:44,931 --> 00:30:48,137 I mean, he just seems like A really nice guy. 699 00:30:48,206 --> 00:30:50,068 I was just Thrown off by that. 700 00:30:50,137 --> 00:30:51,862 Just ask him. 701 00:30:51,931 --> 00:30:54,000 I already did. He told me he was straight. 702 00:30:54,068 --> 00:30:56,758 Straight straight Or straight with a twist? 703 00:30:56,827 --> 00:31:00,413 Can'’t you just find out If he is and, like, you know, 704 00:31:00,482 --> 00:31:02,068 Ask around or something? 705 00:31:02,137 --> 00:31:06,103 Absolutely. How about I just Hop on the queen'’s hotline 706 00:31:06,172 --> 00:31:07,655 And see if anybody Knows him 707 00:31:07,724 --> 00:31:10,448 '’cause all of us gays Know each other! 708 00:31:10,517 --> 00:31:13,103 You know what, You'’re just being silly. 709 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:14,517 I don'’t want to Talk to you. 710 00:31:14,586 --> 00:31:17,103 Just ask the man, ok? 711 00:31:17,172 --> 00:31:18,620 You suck. 712 00:31:18,689 --> 00:31:22,793 And you better hope your man Don'’t swallow. Ok? Ha ha! 713 00:31:22,862 --> 00:31:23,931 Such an asshole. 714 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,827 Oh ho! That too! 715 00:31:26,896 --> 00:31:29,172 Get back to work. Next, please! 716 00:31:29,241 --> 00:31:32,068 Hi, how are you? 717 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,862 I'’m about to leave. How did it go? 718 00:31:46,931 --> 00:31:48,275 I need to talk to you, sir. 719 00:31:48,344 --> 00:31:50,000 Ok. Sounds serious. 720 00:31:50,068 --> 00:31:51,517 Yes, it is. 721 00:31:51,586 --> 00:31:54,689 I think I know What this is about. 722 00:31:54,758 --> 00:31:56,103 You do? 723 00:31:56,172 --> 00:31:58,517 Yeah. I was looking over The salary offer we made you, 724 00:31:58,586 --> 00:32:00,172 And it'’s really low And unfair. 725 00:32:00,241 --> 00:32:01,896 I think we should Bump it about 11%. 726 00:32:01,965 --> 00:32:04,586 That'’ll put you right on par With nelson, our other recruit. 727 00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:06,137 Well, I appreciate that-- 728 00:32:06,206 --> 00:32:07,482 And he did go to Harvard, you know. 729 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,034 Yes, but I also-- 730 00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:10,862 Listen, I don'’t want to get Into negotiating with you. 731 00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:12,586 You'’re a hell of A negotiator, 732 00:32:12,655 --> 00:32:14,275 And I know you Have other offers. 733 00:32:14,344 --> 00:32:16,758 And if you don'’t, You will. 734 00:32:16,827 --> 00:32:18,034 I just want to make sure You'’re happy here. 735 00:32:20,931 --> 00:32:23,206 I can'’t represent Jasmine borders. 736 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:24,862 Why? 737 00:32:24,931 --> 00:32:28,413 Because there is a clear Conflict of interest. 738 00:32:28,482 --> 00:32:30,103 How conflicted? 739 00:32:30,172 --> 00:32:31,827 It'’s extreme. 740 00:32:31,896 --> 00:32:33,689 Don: that'’s really Disappointing. 741 00:32:33,758 --> 00:32:35,551 I'’m sorry, too, because I think I'’m gonna have to hold off 742 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,241 On that salary offer. 743 00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:39,586 I don'’t think you understand, But helen, who recommended her, 744 00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:42,862 Is the head of the rhinehouse, The elite women of this town. 745 00:32:42,931 --> 00:32:45,862 They meet every wednesday To talk about school, kids, 746 00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,896 Whatever their husbands Are doing. 747 00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:50,517 Morris and winston Had them for years 748 00:32:50,586 --> 00:32:53,068 And made millions, 749 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:55,551 And you brought them to us. 750 00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:57,586 I can still do my job. 751 00:32:57,655 --> 00:32:59,068 Don: not if you turn tail On your best friend. 752 00:32:59,137 --> 00:33:00,689 But the conflict is gonna-- 753 00:33:00,758 --> 00:33:04,241 I think you need to think long And hard about this conflict... 754 00:33:04,310 --> 00:33:06,758 And be sure that It is a conflict. 755 00:33:08,689 --> 00:33:11,206 I know her husband. 756 00:33:11,275 --> 00:33:13,379 How? 757 00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:18,103 I see. 758 00:33:21,206 --> 00:33:23,137 I'’m sorry. 759 00:33:23,206 --> 00:33:25,379 You should go home. 760 00:33:25,448 --> 00:33:28,275 Are you firing me? 761 00:33:28,344 --> 00:33:31,379 No. Hell, no. 762 00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:33,965 But you should go home. 763 00:33:34,034 --> 00:33:36,586 And I want you to think About what I said. 764 00:33:36,655 --> 00:33:39,137 Think about that conflict. 765 00:33:39,206 --> 00:33:42,000 And is it really a conflict? 766 00:33:45,862 --> 00:33:49,827 Attorney barns? We never Had this conversation. 767 00:34:01,137 --> 00:34:04,068 Hey, baggage, you good? Be right back. 768 00:34:06,275 --> 00:34:07,724 Danni: hey! 769 00:34:07,793 --> 00:34:09,516 Zac: come on, danni! Every day? 770 00:34:09,585 --> 00:34:13,793 No, sir. Get your ass Off this cart and come Talk to me right now. 771 00:34:13,862 --> 00:34:16,275 I got to get These old ladies. 772 00:34:16,344 --> 00:34:18,000 Danni...Dan-- 773 00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:20,724 Tell them old bitches It broke down. 774 00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:22,688 Danni, you messin'’ With my tip money. 775 00:34:22,757 --> 00:34:24,241 What are you doing? 776 00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:25,896 Give me my key. 777 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,896 Hold on. 778 00:34:30,965 --> 00:34:32,206 There it is. 779 00:34:32,275 --> 00:34:33,688 Almost--oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 780 00:34:33,757 --> 00:34:35,206 - really? - take it. 781 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:36,724 Girl, I will take it. 782 00:34:36,793 --> 00:34:38,688 You know, you'’re messin'’ over My friend, right? 783 00:34:38,757 --> 00:34:40,206 She'’s a good woman. 784 00:34:40,275 --> 00:34:42,172 I know that, danni. I know it. 785 00:34:42,241 --> 00:34:43,482 Then why did you leave? 786 00:34:43,551 --> 00:34:45,724 She told me to leave. 787 00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:49,000 - she didn'’t mean that-- - you see this right here? 788 00:34:49,068 --> 00:34:50,724 This right here Is what'’s wrong with you. 789 00:34:50,793 --> 00:34:52,688 That'’s why you'’re all single. 790 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:54,172 Yes, '’cause y'’all crazy. 791 00:34:54,241 --> 00:34:56,206 I'’ll slap the shit out you. 792 00:34:56,275 --> 00:34:58,206 Go ahead on with that, danni. 793 00:34:58,275 --> 00:34:59,758 My girl has Been there for you. 794 00:34:59,827 --> 00:35:02,965 I know that. She never Let me forget it. 795 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,206 Aw... 796 00:35:04,275 --> 00:35:06,000 What are you talking about? 797 00:35:06,068 --> 00:35:09,275 She always on my shit, All right, just because I can'’t pay a bill 798 00:35:09,344 --> 00:35:11,000 Or I need to borrow the car. 799 00:35:11,068 --> 00:35:12,448 Like, nobody want to hear That every day. 800 00:35:12,517 --> 00:35:14,758 I'’m a grown-ass man. 801 00:35:14,827 --> 00:35:17,413 Well, get a better job. 802 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:18,931 With my record? 803 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,827 I'’m happy as hell To have this one. 804 00:35:22,137 --> 00:35:24,103 So because you'’re In your feelings, 805 00:35:24,172 --> 00:35:27,275 You'’re gonna let the best Thing that ever happened to you 806 00:35:27,344 --> 00:35:28,275 Just pass you right by? 807 00:35:28,344 --> 00:35:30,758 - you-- - see that? 808 00:35:30,827 --> 00:35:32,275 That'’s--that'’s karen. 809 00:35:32,344 --> 00:35:33,965 You don'’t get it. 810 00:35:34,034 --> 00:35:35,241 Tell me. 811 00:35:36,655 --> 00:35:38,275 - danni, I'’m trying. - ok. 812 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:39,689 You know I'’m on your side. 813 00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:41,241 - you'’re on my side? - yes. 814 00:35:41,310 --> 00:35:43,758 So then give me my key back so I Can go make some more money. 815 00:35:43,827 --> 00:35:45,068 Where are you staying? 816 00:35:45,137 --> 00:35:47,068 You know I'’ll take That key, right? 817 00:35:47,137 --> 00:35:48,965 Do it. 818 00:35:50,689 --> 00:35:52,241 Boy, don'’t do that! 819 00:35:52,310 --> 00:35:54,551 I'’ll ... You right here On this carpet like a rabbit. 820 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,379 - do you want that? - give me it! 821 00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:58,068 In front of these people? 822 00:35:58,137 --> 00:36:01,310 I don'’t know them, But give me the damn key. 823 00:36:05,896 --> 00:36:08,000 That'’s not it. No. 824 00:36:09,413 --> 00:36:11,206 Actually, come on. Help me out. 825 00:36:11,275 --> 00:36:12,448 - danni! - see? See? 826 00:36:12,517 --> 00:36:15,586 You were gonna Do it, weren'’t you? 827 00:36:15,655 --> 00:36:18,034 It feels good. 828 00:36:18,103 --> 00:36:19,344 Whoo! 829 00:36:19,413 --> 00:36:22,206 Was good to myself. 830 00:36:25,896 --> 00:36:28,310 You ain'’t shit. 831 00:36:28,379 --> 00:36:29,862 Thank you. 832 00:36:29,931 --> 00:36:32,310 You just like your friend. She reminds me every day. 833 00:36:35,413 --> 00:36:37,344 Why these keys so sweaty? 834 00:36:37,413 --> 00:36:39,724 I got a warm bosom. 835 00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:44,241 Zac: they'’ll Short-circuit the cart. 836 00:36:46,724 --> 00:36:50,862 Cart coming through! Cart coming through! 837 00:36:50,931 --> 00:36:52,827 Yo, khakis, I said "Cart coming through," bro. 838 00:36:52,896 --> 00:36:54,931 You ain'’t even paying attention. 839 00:37:14,172 --> 00:37:15,379 Woman: excuse me. 840 00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:29,241 Man: it ain'’t all it'’s Cracked up to be. 841 00:37:29,310 --> 00:37:30,586 Excuse me? 842 00:37:30,655 --> 00:37:33,275 Marriage. Trust me. 843 00:37:33,344 --> 00:37:35,689 Oh. Ok. 844 00:37:35,758 --> 00:37:39,482 Uh, aaron carter. 845 00:37:39,551 --> 00:37:41,379 Karen. 846 00:37:41,448 --> 00:37:42,827 How are you? 847 00:37:42,896 --> 00:37:45,379 Tired. Excuse me. 848 00:37:46,827 --> 00:37:49,413 You see that right there, That attitude, 849 00:37:49,482 --> 00:37:50,931 Is why you'’re single. 850 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:55,241 Oh! First of all, you asshole, I'’m not single. 851 00:37:55,310 --> 00:37:57,655 And second of all, watch who The hell you'’re talking to. 852 00:37:57,724 --> 00:37:59,689 You do the same With your rude ass. 853 00:37:59,758 --> 00:38:01,000 Rude. Me? 854 00:38:01,068 --> 00:38:02,931 Yeah. I'’m just saying Hi to you. 855 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,965 - you can'’t even say hi back? - whatever. Ok? 856 00:38:05,034 --> 00:38:08,103 See? That'’s why I date white women. 857 00:38:08,172 --> 00:38:11,482 You try and give a sister A chance, they got attitude About every damn thing. 858 00:38:11,551 --> 00:38:13,413 Oh, wait a minute. A chance? 859 00:38:13,482 --> 00:38:15,068 What chance? 860 00:38:15,137 --> 00:38:16,482 You ain'’t never had a chance Even when you walked up here. 861 00:38:16,551 --> 00:38:19,793 Ok, so, yes, yes. Some of us Do have an attitude 862 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:21,172 '’cause we are tired Of playing weak 863 00:38:21,241 --> 00:38:22,931 So sorry-ass ...Like you Could feel strong-- 864 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,206 - now, hold on-- - no, no, no, no. Ok? 865 00:38:25,275 --> 00:38:27,482 We are tired of Dumbing ourselves down 866 00:38:27,551 --> 00:38:29,551 So that your ego Can be inflated. 867 00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:33,034 Tired of playing your Mama, your daddy, and Your damn therapist 868 00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:36,172 When all we really Want to do is just be. Hmm? 869 00:38:36,241 --> 00:38:37,896 Be us, be women. 870 00:38:37,965 --> 00:38:40,482 So get the ...Out of here With that shit, ok? 871 00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:43,586 That way. Bye, ... 872 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:48,448 [cheering and talking Indistinctly] 873 00:38:48,517 --> 00:38:49,482 Woman: ...With your tired ass. 874 00:38:49,551 --> 00:38:51,172 Woman: next time, Bring popcorn. 875 00:38:58,137 --> 00:39:00,344 [beep] Gary, on recording: hey, babe. 876 00:39:00,413 --> 00:39:02,137 Been calling you all day. 877 00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:06,034 I just called into albuquerque, Last-minute things. 878 00:39:06,103 --> 00:39:09,034 So I can'’t see you Tomorrow morning. 879 00:39:09,103 --> 00:39:12,517 I love you. Hope you'’re Kicking ass today. 880 00:39:26,586 --> 00:39:28,241 Aaron: hey. 881 00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:29,517 Leave me alone. 882 00:39:29,586 --> 00:39:31,034 Please? 883 00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:32,586 You want to get Cussed out again? 884 00:39:32,655 --> 00:39:34,724 I just want to apologize. 885 00:39:34,793 --> 00:39:36,586 Ok, good. Now you Can be gone. 886 00:39:36,655 --> 00:39:39,344 Aaron: come on, look. I'’m going through some Things, too, all right? 887 00:39:39,413 --> 00:39:42,000 I just found out my wife is Screwing around on me. 888 00:39:42,068 --> 00:39:46,344 I'’m mad. I came out here. I saw you, and I ended up Taking it out on you 889 00:39:46,413 --> 00:39:51,517 When it'’s really all my Stuff, so I apologize. 890 00:39:51,586 --> 00:39:54,068 Was she white? 891 00:39:54,137 --> 00:39:56,758 I don'’t know why race Really has to come into it. 892 00:39:56,827 --> 00:39:59,517 Oh, she was white. 893 00:39:59,586 --> 00:40:01,034 Aaron: look... 894 00:40:01,103 --> 00:40:03,000 I got some ice cream, too. 895 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,517 Do you want some company? 896 00:40:04,586 --> 00:40:06,551 I don'’t know you. 897 00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:08,551 You cussed me out Like you did. 898 00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:10,517 Can you leave me Alone, please? 899 00:40:12,448 --> 00:40:14,034 All right. 900 00:40:14,103 --> 00:40:16,344 Well, you got the Right idea, so... 901 00:40:16,413 --> 00:40:18,034 I'’ll be over Sitting in my truck 902 00:40:18,103 --> 00:40:19,586 Going into a sugar coma, too. 903 00:40:19,655 --> 00:40:21,034 - do that. - yeah. 904 00:40:21,103 --> 00:40:25,413 Wait, um... Kind you got? 905 00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:30,517 Vanilla? 906 00:40:33,310 --> 00:40:35,344 Thanks. 907 00:40:35,413 --> 00:40:36,517 Really? 908 00:40:36,586 --> 00:40:38,517 Get in. 909 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,448 Can we start over? 910 00:40:55,517 --> 00:40:57,034 I'’m aaron. 911 00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:00,551 Karen. 912 00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:02,586 It'’s nice to meet you, karen. 913 00:41:02,655 --> 00:41:05,103 You, too. 914 00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:07,275 Thanks for the ice cream. 915 00:41:10,275 --> 00:41:13,206 Oh, my feet are killing me. 916 00:41:16,655 --> 00:41:18,862 What the ... 917 00:41:24,310 --> 00:41:26,413 - have a seat. - honored to be invited. 918 00:41:26,482 --> 00:41:29,103 - what are you having? - anything black. 919 00:41:29,172 --> 00:41:31,206 I'’m just mad at every man In the world today. 920 00:41:31,275 --> 00:41:34,551 I wish I could just shoot fire From my boobs and burn '’em All off the planet. 921 00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:35,931 Damn, that'’s harsh. 922 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,206 You not gonna ask For my number? 923 00:41:37,275 --> 00:41:40,448 I am not gonna let some Horrible, miserable 924 00:41:40,517 --> 00:41:43,655 Wicked person without a soul Destroy my marriage. 925 00:41:43,724 --> 00:41:46,000 Jasmine: anyone who sleeps with Another person'’s husband 926 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:47,620 Is clearly the devil. 927 00:41:47,689 --> 00:41:49,068 I am tired of your bullshit! 928 00:41:49,137 --> 00:41:50,586 - baby-- - no, get out! 929 00:41:50,655 --> 00:41:54,655 - baby, please. - get out! 65339

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