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[♪]
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Dopey Dan's daily double,
15 cents. Get your--
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Pinkham Penny's picked parlay.
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Get your--
Hardtacker's handicap.
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Get a scorecard, you can't tell
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the players without a scorecard.
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I don't mean to misrepresent you
and cast my jurisdiction
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upon you, but today I'm
giving away a house and lot,
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a diamond-studded wristwatch,
a special sedan,
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and as an added prize
I am giving away
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a custom-built secondhand tire.
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I'll take that.
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Who's talking to you? Oh!
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[GROWLS]
Wait a minute, it's no use.
Who's talking to you? Oh!
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[GROWLS]
Wait a minute, it's no use.
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There's nobody stopping for us.
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They will. Come here.
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Lay down.
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Now, you stay there,
and when he stops,
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sell him one of these.
If he stops.
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Here comes one now.
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[CAR APPROACHING]
Get your daily double here.
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[HORN HONKS]
[CAR APPROACHING]
Get your daily double here.
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[HORN HONKS]
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He's gone.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[CAR APPROACHING] Hey!
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[METAL CLANGS]
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[GROWLS]
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You can't afford
to miss a terrific chance
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like this: a winner every day.
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I'll guarantee you four winners.
I'll make it five.
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Six. Seven.
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Eight. Nine.
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Just a minute.
There's only eight races.
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Last race, dead heat.
Two winners.
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That so? Certainly.
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Well, give me one.
Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Just a second. These horses
ran day before yesterday.
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They won, didn't they?
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You-- Give me back my money.
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No mistakes rectified
after you leave the window.
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Oh, a bunch of crooks, huh?
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Police! Police!
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There's one over there.
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Hey, officer!
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Hey, come here!
[STOOGES YELLING]
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DRIVER: Police!
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[SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]
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Say, buddy,
is that cop after you too?
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Yeah, I--
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Ah, ah, ah! Whoo!
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What's the matter with you?
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Mmm!
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I thought you was a dummy,
but I-- Tut, tut, tut!
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Ah, trying to pull
a fast one, huh?
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Give me your hand.
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[CREAKS] Arthritis.
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Now...
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Now I've got to go.
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Hey, hey!
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[BOTH YELL]
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[GRUNTS]
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[WHISTLES]
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Come on in the house.
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[KNOCK ON HEAD] CURLY: Oh!
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Yes? Pardon me,
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but I'm working my way
through college, and I--
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Come on.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Oh! Ooh.
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Boy, that was a close shave.
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Hey, fellas, look.
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Spread out.
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[SIGHS]
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[ENGLISH ACCENT]
Stebbens, draw my bath.
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Yes, milord.
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Hot, cold or muddy?
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Oh, as you wish.
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What's the matter? Too hot?
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No, too muddy.
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Oh!
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Whoo, heh, heh.
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Oh, a bazoonie.
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[SILENCE]
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Hm.
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[NOTE PLAYS]
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Hm.
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[SILENCE]
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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[SILENCE]
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[EXHALES]
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Hm!
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[NOTE PLAYS] Mm!
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[LOWER NOTE PLAYS]
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[INHALES]
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[SILENCE]
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Ugh. Hm!
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[PANTING]
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[HUMMING]
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[NOTES PLAYS] Oh!
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Hm!
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Mm.
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[GASPS]
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[FULL BAND PLAYING] Ah! Ugh.
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[BAND STOPS PLAYING]
[KEEPS HUMMING]
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[GROWLING]
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[CRUNCHING]
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe!
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Hey, Larry! It's got me!
It's biting me! Get it. Get it.
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Heave. Oh.
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Heave. Oh!
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Mmm.
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Hmm.
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[BARKS] [SPITS]
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Ah!
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[WHOOPING]
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Mm.
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Why, gentlemen.
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What do you mean
by coming in our apartment
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without knocking?
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This is my furniture.
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I was dispossessed yesterday.
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[HEADS CLACKING]
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Why didn't you
call up Washington?
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Get yourself an FBI loan?
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Ugh.
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Mommy, could I have
some milk now?
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Not now, darling. Maybe later
mommy can get you some.
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You heard the kid. Scram.
Get her some milk.
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With what?
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With this.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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[CRASHING]
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Hey, Curly.
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Hey, kid, say something.
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I'm afraid you've finished him.
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Oh, no, not that.
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DOLL: Mama.
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Mama.
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Mama.
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Get me Ripley.
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Yeah, Believe It or Not.
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Hey, you got to dial first.
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Yeah, here. Oh!
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[WHIMPERS]
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Go on.
I'll mash you like a potato.
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Oh! Ooh-ooh.
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Mm.
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Ooh.
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[BLEATS]
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Ooh.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[BLEATS]
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[BLEATS]
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[IMITATING BLEATING]
Oh, ye-e-e-s.
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[BLEATS]
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Oh, ye-e-e-s. But when?
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[BOTH BLEAT]
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[WHISTLES]
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[BLEATS]
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[BLEATS] [BLEATS]
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[CALF BLEATS]
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[BLEATS]
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[RAM BLEATS]
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[GOAT BLEATS]
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[BLEATS]
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Whoo-whoo.
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[GROWLS]
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[HEADS CLANK]
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Now, let that be
a lesson to you.
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Hmm!
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There we are, home sweet home.
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Nothing left to do
but have it insured. Ha-ha.
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Here's the milk for the baby.
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Thank you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Thank you.
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[BLEATS]
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[BLEATS]
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Jersey?
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No, New York.
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Ah... Ah! Stop it.
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Hey, fellas, look what I got.
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Hm, smelt.
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Here, scale it.
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[HARMONICA PLAYING NOTES
OF THE SCALE]
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What are you doing? Scaling.
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Go on, cook that thing.
Make the head well-done,
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the middle medium,
the tail rare.
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[BLEATS]
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Whoo.
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[HUMMING]
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Speak.
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Come on, speak.
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[BARKS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Ar-- Ah, ah.
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Must have been a flying fish.
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I don't--
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Oh.
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Plank fish.
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[LAUGHS]
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[CHUCKLING]
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Plank fish.
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Ha.
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What kind of fish
you say this was?
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Saw. Saw?
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See? Saw.
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Saw.
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See?
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[CHUCKLES]
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See? Saw.
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Ah.
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There we are.
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Sort of a delicacy. Ahem.
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[CRUNCHING]
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[CRUNCHING]
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Ugh. Saw. See?
[CRUNCHING]
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Ugh. Saw. See?
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[CRUNCHING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Hm.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, what's on your mind?
You know, if we could get into
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the track and if we had a tip,
we could bet on a horse,
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if we had some money.
Heh, heh, heh.
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Ooh! Ow.
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What are you smuggling?
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[WHINES]
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Turn loose or I'll--
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[COINS JINGLE]
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Why, you cheap crook.
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Stealing a baby's bank.
It's only a lend-lease.
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I figured I'd bet on a 50-to-1
shot to double the baby's money.
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You imbecile. Why don't you pick
a 100-to-1 shot and triple it?
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Oh, okay. Wait a minute.
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If we spend any money
to get in there,
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we won't have any left
to bet on the horse.
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What'll we do?
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MAN 1: Press.
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MAN 2: Press.
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Come on. Follow me.
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WOMAN: Press.
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MAN 3: Press.
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MAN 4: Press.
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WOMAN 2: Press.
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Press.
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Press.
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Pull.
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Ooh-ooh-ooh!
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Well, don't look like we're
gonna get any suckers today.
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No. I got a good notion
to go back into vaudeville
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with my ventriloquist act.
Ah, you've probably forgotten
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how to throw your voice
by this time.
257
00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:34,080
Oh, you think so?
258
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:38,580
Well, here we are.
259
00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:40,580
Let's look the bangtails over.
Come on.
260
00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,080
[CHUCKLES] [HORSE SNORTS]
261
00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:48,390
Look.
262
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,840
[SNORTS]
263
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,140
Watch me have some fun
with that sap.
264
00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:56,230
Say, you look pretty good to me.
265
00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:58,270
You're not bad-looking
yourself, big boy.
266
00:11:58,270 --> 00:11:59,350
[SNORTS]
267
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:01,350
I bet you tell that to-- Oh-oh!
268
00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:02,850
Are you talking to me?
269
00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:03,850
[SNORTS]
270
00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:05,360
MAN [THROWING VOICE]: Yeah.
271
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,360
Oh.
272
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,360
MAN: Bet all you
got on me, sucker.
273
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,860
I'm gonna win this race.
274
00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:10,860
No kidding?
275
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:11,860
MAN: No kidding.
276
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:14,370
[SNORTS] [TITTERS]
277
00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:16,080
That's all I want to know. Whoo!
278
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,170
How about that?
No, that's a mudder.
279
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,670
I got a tip, a hot tip.
280
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,170
What's her name?
It's no her. It's a him.
281
00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:22,670
What's his name?
282
00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:23,670
Bearded Lady.
283
00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:25,680
Who gave you the tip, the owner?
No, the horse.
284
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,260
[FANFARE PLAYING] Boy.
285
00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:28,350
The horse. The horse? The horse?
286
00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:29,350
BOTH: Hey!
287
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:30,350
LARRY: Come here!
288
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,350
[CURLY WHOOPS]
289
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:32,850
[HUMMING]
290
00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:35,350
[BELL RINGS]
291
00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:37,350
[CROWD CHEERS]
ANNOUNCER: They're off.
292
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:39,860
Hangover's taking the lead,
Pickup is running second
293
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,360
and Bicarbonate is running
a bad third.
294
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,360
Bicarbonate is moving
into contention
295
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,560
and Pickup is fading fast.
296
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:50,400
Nip and tuck between Hangover
and Bicarbonate and Pickup.
297
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,990
And here comes Bearded Lady!
298
00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:56,990
The winner, Bearded Lady
by eight whiskers.
299
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,000
Five hundred dollars.
300
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Ah.
301
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,500
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
302
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,500
[HUFFS]
303
00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:18,560
Say, wait a minute.
304
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,560
You boys are too lucky
to be betting on horses.
305
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,570
You ought to own one.
I think you got something there.
306
00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:24,570
You said it.
And we're gonna sell you one.
307
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,990
Come on, boys. Come on, there.
CURLY: Take this off our--
308
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:30,070
Well, there you are, boys.
Seabasket, the wonder horse.
309
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,580
Looks more like a fugitive
from a glue factory to me.
310
00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,580
I wouldn't have him as a gift.
311
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,000
I'll bet you never won a race.
312
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,950
I won the Kentucky Derby once.
313
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,450
Ah. No?
314
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,950
MAN [THROWING VOICE]: Yeah.
What else?
315
00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:45,960
MAN: I beat Filet Mignon
in the Porterhouse Stakes.
316
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,670
Ooh. That's good enough for me.
317
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,760
We'll take him. Thanks.
318
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,260
MAN 2: Thanks. Why, you--
319
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,760
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Come here.
320
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,770
Tell him what you told me.
Come on. Heh, heh. I--
321
00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:56,270
Tell him.
322
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,050
Why, you sap.
323
00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,640
Hm!
324
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,140
MAN [THROWING VOICE]:
Just for that,
325
00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,640
I'll never speak to you again.
326
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,150
[SNORTS] Eee.
327
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,150
Uh. Mm.
328
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:13,150
[SNORTS] Eee.
329
00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:15,150
Uh. Mm.
330
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,370
[CRUNCHING]
331
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:20,460
Oh!
332
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,790
Oh.
333
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,130
What's the matter?
Seabasket bit me.
334
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,710
Must be time for his vitamins.
335
00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:28,420
Okay, let's go.
336
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:31,470
Whoa, boy, whoa.
337
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,000
You hold his mouth open and I'll
blow this pill down his throat.
338
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,260
[SNORTS] [GULPS]
339
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,840
[GASPS]
340
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:40,840
[COUGHS]
341
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,810
MOE: What's the matter?
342
00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:43,350
I swallowed the pill.
343
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,850
That was vitamin Z.
344
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,850
[WHINNIES]
345
00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:48,350
[SNORTS]
346
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,350
[WHINNIES]
347
00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,320
Did that come out of me?
348
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,360
Yeah.
349
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,860
Take it easy.
350
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,360
[NEIGHS]
351
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,360
Whoa, whoa.
352
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,860
Ho, blubber-head. Ho!
353
00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:59,360
[NEIGHS] Ho! Ho!
354
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,860
I wonder how he is.
355
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:00,870
I don't know, I don't know.
I wonder how he is.
356
00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:02,370
I don't know, I don't know.
357
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:04,870
What's keeping that doctor?
358
00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:08,370
How's the patient, doc?
359
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,370
Fine. Nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck.
360
00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,380
Why, you--
361
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,380
The patient is all right.
362
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,880
It's a boy.
363
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,880
Here he is, son.
364
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,180
[CACKLES]
365
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,970
I wonder if you can talk.
366
00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:22,970
COLT: Da-da. Da-da. Da.
367
00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:23,970
[CACKLES] Da-da. Da-da.
368
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:25,470
Another winner.
369
00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:27,470
[LAUGHS]
370
00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:28,480
A combination ticket.
371
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,480
[STOOGES LAUGH]
372
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,480
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