Original subtitles

[♪]

[CROWD SHOUTING]

Hey, fellows, look.

Dollar day.

This will put a pot in every palace!

I'll put a pot on top of your head.

What are you disturbing us for? We're busy.

Sh.

[GIGGLES]

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS]

[MOANS]

[COUGHS] Go on.

Mm. Oh.

[GRUNTS]

[PLAYS SOFT, SLOW MUSIC]

[GROANS]

[CHATTERING]

[SCREAMS]

A rare bouquet.

The only one in the box? Yes.

Well. Not bad.

[CHUCKLING]

Oh.

Ow. Oh, oh, oh.

My-- Ow! My ear.

Ow.

Hey! What's all the fuss?

My ear. My ear.

[WHINES]

Oh. Hold it.

[BLOWING] MOE: More pressure.

Ooh.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Wait a minute. I didn't do it. He's the one.

[GRUNTS]

[POUNDING]

A customer.

Oh.

[WHINES]

Oh! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

What's going on out here?

Somebody is defacing our character.

Oh, yeah? Get over there, turnip-head.

I'll fix this.

[GROANS]

Hold that. Some of these guys are--

[GROANS]

Have it back in a jiffy. It was a little uneven.

[LAUGHS]

We used to be bill pasters for Barnum and Bailey.

Nyuck, nyuck.

Mm.

Pretty good.

[LAUGHS]

[WHINES]

Okay.

[LAUGHS]

There we are. Good as new.

Ah, a redhead.

Hey. Hey.

Octopus is on the "Grabus" again.

Yeah. Come on. We got plenty of work to do.

[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHS]

[GRUNTS]

Oh, gentlemen.

Please hide me. That guard's trying

to drag me off to the palace.

This way.

Hey, here. Here.

You'll be as safe in here as an olive in a bottle.

Yeah. Squatie-boo, baby.

And don't come out until I give a couple of raps like this.

Okay, down.

Oh, a customer. Be right with you, buddy.

Say, I think we got just what you're lookin' for.

That's just what I've been thinkin'.

Uh, can I interest you in a new mug?

What's that?

Oh, nothing personal. Pardon me. Come on. Sit down.

[GIGGLES]

I've got something to show you. You stick around.

[SQUISH]

There you are. There's a pretty thing.

A 10th-century--

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

Unbreakable.

See what I mean?

No. If I were you, I wouldn't buy anything in this shop.

What are you tryin' to do, ruin my sale?

Ix-nay. The oad-bray in the ase-vay.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, he's got stones in his head. [LAUGHS]

Oh, he's got stones in his head.

Now, I got-- Oh.

Now, here's somethin' cute,

a finger bowl. Now, here's somethin' cute,

a finger bowl.

If you take-- MOE: No. No.

LARRY: That was taken by a young lady today.

I didn't want to buy anything anyway.

Oh, a window-shopper. I didn't want to buy anything anyway.

Oh, a window-shopper.

[BARKS, CHATTERING]

Hey, what's behind those drapes?

The back of the drapes.

MAN: Oh, yeah? Yeah.

MAN: I'll see for myself.

[RIPPING] [GROANS]

Hey!

Hey, get that off of there!

Now, take it easy. Get it off.

Easy, now. Easy. Get it off.

Get it off.

[WOMAN SCREAMING]

Easy.

Girl hoarders, eh? You're under arrest.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Your glasses, sire.

WOMAN: No. I don't want to go to the emperor. No.

MAN: Come on. WOMAN: No. Let me go.

Come on.

[CHATTER]

Okay, now--

No! Please, let me go.

Here, sire, is the fairest redhead of them all.

No. Please, no.

Let me go.

MAN: Get in here.

WOMAN: No, I don't want to be empress.

Please, no. Please, no.

No.

[SCREAMS]

WOMAN: Please, no.

WOMAN: Let me go! Oh, oh, oh.

Please, don't--

[SCREAMS] Stop her.

WOMAN: No, let me go.

She almost got away, didn't she?

Oh, you would, huh?

A spirited wench, eh?

[BOTH GROANING]

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

[SCREAMING]

I'm a citizen, ain't I?

[CHATTERING]

Whoo-whoo-whoo.

He's got that spear halfway through me.

Talk to that chestnut sticker. Listen, buddy--

Give him a few syllables. Tell that guy.

Keep your shirt on.

Now, listen, pal. He--

What guy? The guy that's--

Oh.

[GRUNTS]

I could've been free.

[CURLY SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

You want to get me in trouble? Easy, buddy, easy.

Uh, now we're getting someplace. This is my next queen.

Dress her in royal raiment.

Go! Yes, sire.

No, please. I don't-- Come on.

Ouch.

[ALL MOANING]

Who are those mongrels?

Sire, they were arrested trying to hide that girl.

Down on your knees, dogs.

[BARKS] Down.

Quiet, bloodhound.

To the lions with them.

After them, you idiots. Capture those men.

Well, hurry!

Ow. Ow.

Sh.

Did you see them?

Do you think they got away?

MAN: Oh.

What are we going to do?

I wouldn't hurt those guys. They're three nice fellows.

[GRUNTS]

Oh, so you think they're three nice guys?

Yeah. They always pay their income tax on time.

CURLY: They don't owe a cent in the world.

Oh, they don't, huh?

CURLY: No.

[GRUNTS]

How long have you known these fellows?

Well, I'll tell you, I--

[GROANS]

Sh.

I'll get this guy.

[SOBBING]

I don't want to be empress.

[SCREAMS] [MOE SCREAMS]

Quiet, toots.

Listen, we're your friends. We've come here to get you out.

But how? We're trapped in here,

the emperor will be here any minute.

All right. Listen to this.

Oh. Food.

Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F--

Gee, I like food.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Oh.

A tarantula.

[LAUGHS]

[CRUNCHING]

Hm.

Oh.

Ah.

[GRUNTS]

[MOANS]

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

[YELLS]

[COUGHS]

[MOANS]

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

[GROANING]

[YELLING]

[GROANS]

Now I'll redden your cheeks.

[GROANS]

Now, do as you're told.

[MOANS]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

MAN: Yoo-hoo.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Yes?

Diana, this is your own little Octopus come

to take you in his arms.

If you think I'm gonna let that guy

snuggle up to me, you're crazy.

How long is this gonna keep up?

You just keep stallin' until Diana makes her escape.

Soon as he gets in he'll recognize me.

Don't you worry. I'll take care of that.

Every time you take care of that, I get it.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Just a minute, Occy.

Make it a short minute, my little kelp fish.

Kelp fish.

Go on. Get sexy.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Oh, emperor, we're sorry.

We're sorry. It was an accident.

And your glasses, they're broken.

[SIGHS]

Even without my glasses,

you're ravishing.

[BARKS QUIETLY]

I bet you tell that to all the boys-- I mean girls.

How about a kiss, my little sardine?

No, no. I'm no sardine, and there'll be no kiss.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, please. You'll spoil my makeup.

[GIGGLES]

At least we can toast your beauty

with sparkling wine.

Here's to you, my little halibut.

[LAUGHS]

Uh-oh. I forgot to have it tasted.

Here. Taste this.

MOE AND LARRY: For me?

Thanks, pal. He said taste it.

He didn't invite you to lunch. I have to be very careful.

My last three tasters were poisoned.

[CURLY LAUGHS] Did you hear that?

It's a royal mickey.

[MAN SNORING]

Okay, Occy, real vintage.

Fine.

After you, my love.

After all, ladies first.

Oh, no.

Emperors always first.

To our undying love.

He means dying love.

Oh.

Oh.

[CHUCKLES] [LAUGHS]

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS]

A girl with spirit.

That's why I love redheads.

[GROANS]

[OCTOPUS LAUGHS]

Leave here. We want to be alone.

Now, wait a minute, empy,

you can't be here alone with him--

I mean her.

This is my wife. I just married her.

Oh, well, that's all right.

[LAUGHS]

Married? That's impossible.

[LOCK CLICKS]

[LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]

[YELPING]

[GROANS]

How's he doin'?

Curly's leadin' by a length.

We gotta get him out of here.

Oh, my goodness. Give me a hairpin.

Never mind, I'll use my sword.

As you were.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, no, you don't.

[LAUGHS]

[OCTOPUS LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[WHINES]

[SCREAMS] [GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[CURLY LAUGHS]

[GROANS]

Soldiers!

Whoa.

Hey, buddy, let me off of here.

Hey. Hey.

Hey, come on. Turn us loose, buddy.

Hey, stop it.

Come on.

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