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PHIL: Previously, on The Amazing Race.

Four teams set out from Jodhpur, India

and raced more than 4,000 miles

to Istanbul, Turkey.

Kelly confronted Ron.

You don't make commitments.

RON: I was only committed to the military.

And you got out of that one...

How did I get out of that one?

By being a P.O.W.

PHIL: In the airport, Rob got cocky.

ROB: Uchenna and Joyce doesn't know who to turn to.

I mean, they're asking Meredith and Gretchen for advice now.

It's like the blind leading the blind.

Yes. When is the earliest flight to Istanbul?

PHIL: Not realizing that they were falling behind.

UCHENNA: That's a two-hour jump on the original tickets.

PHIL: Once in Istanbul,

teams hunted for Travelocity roaming gnomes.

JOYCE: We got a gnome. We got a gnome.

PHIL: On the Roadblock...

Oh my God, Meredith.

PHIL: Gretchen struggled to scale a wall...

MEREDITH: Come on, babes.

PHIL: while Rob and Amber, and Ron and Kelly

race to avoid last place.

ROB: Yeah.

KELLY: Honey, you can do it.

AMBER: Whoo!

- Ugh. - PHIL: But in the end,

Ron and Kelly couldn't catch up.

You're the last team to arrive.

This is a non-elimination leg

and you guys are both still in The Amazing Race.

And were stripped of their belongings.

Did you guys bring the gnome for me?

But a lucky break...

PHIL: You have $20,000

to spend with Travelocity.

Whoo! Yes.

PHIL: awarded them a vacation of a lifetime.

RON: I think it's gonna be fun travelling

with $20,000 of cash to spend.

KELLY: Thanks, Travelocity.

PHIL: Four teams remain.

Who will be eliminated next?

( Music playing )

PHIL: This is the historic city

of Istanbul, Turkey.

It is the only city in the world

built on two continents,

Europe and Asia.

And just outside the city,

this 550-year-old fortress,

Rumelihisari,

this was the ninth Pit Stop

in a race around the world.

Ron and Kelly, who arrived last, were not eliminated

because this Pit Stop was the second

of three pre-determined non-elimination spots.

However, they were stripped of all their belongings

except for the clothes on their backs

and their passports.

In addition, all of their money was taken

and they will not receive any money at all

for the coming leg.

Will this be the final blow to Ron and Kelly's

already troubled relationship?

Or will it bring them closer together

as they work to come from behind?

And after jumping ahead in the last leg,

will Uchenna and Joyce,

and Meredith and Gretchen

be able to stay ahead of the competition?

Uchenna and Joyce, who were the first

- to arrive at 10:53 A.M... - Yeah!

PHIL: will depart at 10:53 pm.

Okay. Where are we going?

Meet your way above-- make your way

to Sirkeci Station-- Train Station and find

- the room with the dervishes. - UCHENNA: Dervishes.

PHIL: Teams must now make their way

ten miles to Sirkeci Train Station

and enter this room.

Inside, teams must pass through

a group of whirling dervishes,

a religious sect famed for a ritual

in which they spin to show devotion to their faith.

It is here the teams will find their next clue.

Three teams will have $477

for this leg of the race.

One team will have $0.

- $76, $77. - Okay. Cool. Let's go.

- Taxi! - JOYCE: Oh my God!

- Did he hear you? - UCHENNA: I got a big mouth.

Train station?

Thank you.

In our real world, Uchenna goes one direction

and I go another direction,

so this race has definitely drawn us together.

Mainly because we have to rely on each other.

This is the train station?

- JOYCE: Okay. Great. - UCHENNA: Oh.

Are these dervishes right over here?

UCHENNA: Those look like dervishes to me.

Can one of you escort us?

( Music playing )

PHIL: Teams must now fly over 2,000 miles

to London, England

and find this zebra crossing or crosswalk on a road

made famous on an album cover by The Beatles.

Teams will have to figure out that this is Abbey Road

and at the crossing, they'll find their next clue.

( Music playing )

- UCHENNA: Wow. - JOYCE: That's cool.

- UCHENNA: That was magical. - JOYCE: It's cool!

I just want to get there quick as possible to the airport.

Abbey Road.

JOYCE: Abbey Road?

Yeah, that sounds right.

All right. It looks like we got a few bucks.

One team has zero for this leg of the race.

Oh, I'm so glad it's not us.

Poor Kelly and Rob.

Here, hang on.

- It's difficult. - GRETCHEN: Right.

It's a quite a thrill for us to be the oldest team

that has made it this far on the race.

Here we go.

Sirkeci...

MEREDITH: Train Station.

GRETCHEN: And we were just hoping to get through

the first couple of legs without embarrassing ourselves

and here we are.

Thank you.

Oh, let's try Turkish.

Excuse me, I'm trying to fly to London

as quickly as possible.

Do you have a flight that is faster?

JOYCE: Is that open?

Can I take your passports, please?

UCHENNA: We just purchased the first available flight

out of Istanbul to London,

direct on Turkish Airlines.

This leaves at 8:30 in morning,

arriving in London at 10:30.

We didn't consider another flight leaving out here.

We just talked about direct.

We could find maybe some kind of connection.

JOYCE: We should just take a direct flight

because anything can happen to connecting flights.

UCHENNA: All right. Let's go eat.

This is it? The train station?

( Music playing )

GRETCHEN: Oh, that's wonderful.

Find the zebra crossing

on the road made famous

by a Beatles album cover.

GRETCHEN: I'm rather it would be Mel Torme

or something, right?

- Airport? - MEREDITH: Yes, international.

Find the room with the dervish.

Once there, a dervish will escort you

- to the next clue. - AMBER: Seventy-seven.

- Let's go. - ROB: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

AMBER: Rob and I know it's getting close to the end

and those nerves in your stomach are just turning and turning.

It's making you make stupid decisions.

We have no idea what a dervish is.

I don't know.

ROB: I think it's a topless woman.

MEREDITH: Turkish Airlines are open now.

GRETCHEN: Leaves at 8:30?

MEREDITH: That's fine. That's fine.

Three teams have $477

for this leg of the race.

- One team has zero. - Whoa!

We got a lot of catching up to do.

- Let's go. - RON: All right. Come on, baby.

Honey, these rocks are kind of slick.

We lost our bags, we have the clothes on our back

and Kelly's not gonna be wearing makeup for a little while.

She's gonna be wearing the same clothes day after day

and it's gonna get a little nastier.

She's really surprised me

and I think I've seen everything

that I wanna see out here on this race.

KELLY: I used to think that I could marry Ron.

And I'm just not sure if he is the one

or if I'm the one for him.

That's what I'm hoping this race will show us.

RON: Let's ask these people for some money.

Hey sir, we have no lira.

( Speaking in Turkish )

RON: Tavern? No. No tavern.

Do you wanna go there?

KELLY: Okay.

- We... - We have zero money.

From which country?

KELLY: We're from America.

- MAN: America. - KELLY: Uh-hmm.

We need help.

( Indistinct )

Thank you so much.

You're very, very kind.

Nice.

( Taxi honks horn )

Six million lira is all we have.

MAN: 6 million?

KELLY: 6 million.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

( Music playing )

AMBER: Yeah, I don't like it.

It's spooky.

It's like they're hanging from something.

Beatles album cover.

Oh, my dad's gonna kill me.

Abbey Road? I don't know.

- I don't remember. - AMBER: Yeah.

International airport?

- Okay. - ROB: Thank you.

This is my Turkish translation.

Please go fast.

Whoo! This guy's good.

Okay. Where's the information desk?

Flight to London, 8:30 in the morning.

Nonstop on Turkish.

Gets there in at 10:30.

Let's go find something better.

Do you guys have any internet?

WOMAN: Yes.

ROB: Here it is, Lufthansa for Istanbul to Frankfurt.

It connects Frankfurt to London.

We were able to come up with the flight

that connected through Frankfurt, Germany.

It left at 5:50 in the morning

and was supposed to arrive at London at 9:00 AM.

AMBER: An hour and a half earlier than the Turkish flight.

ROB: Frankfurt to London.

Is it full or you have it?

Full.

Where does it say full?

AMBER: Can you put us on a waiting list?

ROB: Baby, this is like very, very risky.

AMBER: That's fine.

ROB: Amber and I decided to take a chance,

get on the early flight to Frankfurt,

hopefully get on the waiting list

for the 8:20 flight,

landing at 9:00 in London.

But if we miss the connection,

we could put ourselves completely out of this race.

AMBER: Don't let anybody else use the internet.

Please, nobody else.

Do you understand?

- WOMAN: Uh-hmm. - AMBER: Thank you. Yes.

We need to get out of here before Rob and Kelly come.

( Music playing )

KELLY: This is like a dream.

Fly to London, England.

We need to ask somebody.

We just need to get a taxi and go.

This is all we have.

- ROB: Two million lira. - AMBER: We don't have any more.

AMBER: Thank you.

ROB: We got 'em in the end.

AMBER: Now we're gonna go over to Turkish Airlines

and still get on the 8:30 flight

that lands at 10:30.

And then those ones, we're gonna flaunt around

in front of the other teams to make them think

that we're on that flight.

KELLY: I see Meredith and Gretchen.

Here, let me give you some bucks.

Oh, thank you.

Oh my gosh.

- Thank you so much. - Good luck to you.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

Thank you or doing what you did for us.

I know that you completely understand,

- so yeah. - Yeah, that's fine.

Please tell me there's only one flight we can all get on.

Well, Turkish Airlines say they got

the first one out of here this morning.

Rob and Amber are down the Turkish ticket sales.

- We're gonna take that one. - Where is that at?

It's right on the other side over there.

Over there?

AMBER: Okay, here they come.

- Hi, kids. - ROB: What's up?

AMBER: This is it.

ROB: Thank you.

RON: See you later.

We need tickets to London.

Okay.

KELLY: Okay.

Do you mind letting me borrow some of your lipstick?

- WOMAN: Sure. - Oh, you don't mind?

RON: All right, babe.

- That's cool. - Thank you.

Thank you.

- Ready? - RON: Uh-huh.

KELLY: Ron, Is Frankfurt on the way to London?

RON: I don't know. We'll find out.

KELLY: I looked up and I saw the Lufthansa sign

and it said Frankfurt.

We need to get to London as soon as possible.

KELLY: Can you tell me what time it would arrive?

KELLY: Can you give us standby tickets?

This is it.

This is the flight we have to get on.

Let's take the risk, Ron.

If you don't take any risk,

you're not going to win anything.

- Yeah, yeah. That's fine. - Yeah, that's fine.

- KELLY: Thank you. - RON: Thank you.

ROB: There's Ron and Kelly.

( Music playing )

UCHENNA: I haven't seen Rob and Amber,

or Ron and Kelly.

- Sleepy still? - Yeah.

On this flight, a bird in the hand

is worth two in the bush. Uhhmm.

KELLY: There's the shuttle.

ROB: Come on. Come on. Come on...

AMBER: There's the shuttle.

ROB: Come on.

RON: Cutting it close.

ROB: Let's go to the other side.

RON: Kelly, come on. Come on.

Come on, baby. Come on.

( Music playing )

RON: Kelly, come on. Come on.

Come on, baby. Come on.

Excuse me, we have first priority,

the waiting list?

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

RON: I wasn't giving it up to them,

- you know what I mean? - AMBER: Yeah.

They must've been pissed when we got on that shuttle.

RON: Can we get on that flight?

I'm not sure what we got to pay,

but we'll still get on.

WOMAN: You're on the flight.

RON: Thank you so much.

PHIL: All teams are now on their way to London, England.

Rob and Amber and Ron and Kelly

are on the connecting flight from Frankfurt

that arrives in London at 9:00 AM.

Uchenna and Joyce and Meredith and Gretchen

are on the direct flight from Istanbul

that arrives in London

an hour and a half later.

AMBER: In getting out of the airport, we never

looked back to see where Ron and Kelly were.

Heathrow Express, right here.

- AMBER: To Paddington? - MAN: Yes.

ROB: Hello. I need tickets to Paddington Station?

- MAN: Here you go. - KELLY: Thank you.

RON: All right. We're in London.

We need to ask somebody.

The zebra crossing off the Beatles album cover?

It's the Abbey Road Studios.

How is the fastest way to get there?

RON: All right. Let's get out tickets.

AMBER: It's here. It's here.

RON: Damn. We missed the train.

ROB: Do you know where this is?

ROB: Do you know how to get there?

You follow us if you want to. We're going the same way.

On that train, Amber and I met Stewart.

AMBER: Stewart just pretty much volunteered

to take us right there, to Abbey Road.

ROB: Okay. We'll stick with you.

Thank you.

KELLY: Yesterday, we lost all of our money

and so we're begging people for...

KELLY: That would be great. Thank you so much.

RON: It really feels good for somebody to help us.

ROB: Move, babe.

Let's buy tickets.

- Amber, stand in that line. - AMBER: Okay.

Rob, what's the destination?

- What's the destination? - STEWART: St. John's Wood.

AMBER: Two for St. John's Wood.

ROB: Come on, baby. They're right behind us.

AMBER: Thank you.

ROB: Let's go.

We lost Ron and Kelly.

I think they were on the express train right after us.

Who knows how far they made it.

It says taxis that way.

RON: Sir, Abbey Crossroads?

- MAN: Abbey Studios, yeah? - RON: Yeah. Get in.

Thank God, we're in a country

where people actually speak English.

ROB: Thank you, Stewart.

Let's see if we can lure him in

and keep him with us all day long.

I see it. It's right here.

This is it.

Make your way to the London Eye.

PHIL: Teams must now make their way to the London Eye,

a 40-story Ferris wheel

located on the banks of the River Thames

and board one of these capsules.

Once inside, they must scan the city skyline

until they locate this flag.

Right below it, teams will find their next clue.

Let's go. Do you know it?

ROB: I think we hooked him.

All right, crossroad.

Clue box is right there.

KELLY: Okay. Make your way to the London Eye and ride it.

At London Eye?

What's the best way to get there? Train?

RON: Thank you. We really appreciate it.

All right, babe. Pick up the pace just a little bit

because we are in the race still.

KELLY: Okay.

We're going to the London Eye.

KELLY: Okay.

ROB: Wow.

County Hall ticket.

Marked customer service desk.

It's in here.

Ha! Tickets, please.

Thank you.

- AMBER: All right. - ROB: I feel like

I'm in outer space over here.

This is gonna be so tough.

It's so foggy.

KELLY: There! London Eye to the right.

RON: The marked ticket stand.

KELLY: Pull out that thing.

If it says what it is, then we can ask...

It's marked ticket, but that's...

KELLY: Please, just pull it out

like I've asked you to do several times.

- Here Kelly, keep it. - Quit...

being a brat.

Inside.

Gonna sit there and argue with me about it.

Oh man. Where is it?

AMBER: Don't necessarily look too far in the distance,

you know? It might just be right around here.

All right, which side do you want?

- Do you want that side? - I'll take this one

- after I get my apology. - RON: Oh man.

- ROB: We're almost on the top. - AMBER: Shoot.

We should be able to see it by now.

( Music playing )

I see it. I see it. I see it.

It's right there. It's right there.

- STEWART: You see it? - AMBER: Yup, I see it.

Okay. Good.

Do you know how to get there?

Now, where's Ron and Kelly?

KELLY: You wanna switch sides and see

if you see something I don't see?

RON: ( indistinct )

RON: Oh, I see it. It's right there.

No, that's it, right there.

See it in that little window right there?

KELLY: Oh yeah, yeah.

Rob and Amber, I hope they haven't been there.

ROB: Now we gotta go up.

There it is. There it is.

- Detour. - Detour.

A Detour is a choice between two tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this Detour, teams have to choose

between brains and brawn.

In brains, teams make their way to the nearby London Subway,

known as the Underground,

and must solve a series of three riddles.

The mystery will eventually lead them

to 221B Baker Street,

the home of legendary fictional detective

Sherlock Holmes,

where they'll receive their next clue.

In brawn, teams make their way

approximately one and a half miles

to Battersea Park.

Once there, they'll have to transport

five 160-pound boats

from this lake to a storage area

500 yards away.

Once all the boats are stacked,

the boat master will hand them their next clue.

Think we'll be able to figure it out?

- I do. - Okay. Let's do the riddles.

Let's go.

Okay. Thank you.

The stairs. Let's go up to it. Right there.

We're here.

Brains or brawn.

I think the navigate one.

ROB AND AMBER: Left Luggage.

ROB: Here it is.

For our first riddle, at Left Luggage.

Here, here, here.

Find the three naked men of Hammersmith.

This is a magnifying glass.

- AMBER: Is Hammersmith a place? - STEWART: Yeah.

- ROB: Is there a station? - STEWART: Yes.

ROB: Oh, let's go there.

UCHENNA: Heathrow Express.

MEREDITH: Heathrow Express, we're going to.

- Hello. - GRETCHEN: What would be

the best way to get to Abbey Road?

To, you know, where the Beatles...

JOYCE: Yeah. Somebody else was here, huh?

They've been here two hours ago.

UCHENNA: We're definitely behind,

so we got some work to do today.

MEREDITH: For Gretchen and myself,

it's do or die here in London.

Back to the eye of the storm, guys.

GRETCHEN: Two teams got in a couple of hours

earlier than we did.

We just gotta play it, the game,

really smart right now.

We're going to Abbey Road.

GRETCHEN: We wanna go to Abbey Road.

UCHENNA: Famous Buckingham Palace.

GRETCHEN: Oh.

Is this Buckingham?

Oh my gosh.

I'm glad we got to see this.

Now we're in trouble. "Find the three naked men."

I might be the only one that enjoys that.

( Music playing )

Find the three naked men of Hammersmith.

How do we get to Hammersmith?

Okay, thank you.

Three naked men.

Excuse me, do you know anything about Hammersmith?

The three naked men of Hammersmith?

KELLY: What would be the three naked men?

RON: The three naked men of Hammersmith?

ROB: Three naked men-- there they are.

What's up with the British guys?

- This stuff. - Yeah, what is this?

It's tobacco and a pipe.

STEWART: Looks like a piece of paper.

- ROB: Oh yeah, there is. - STEWART: Oh.

- AMBER: Oh. Magnifying glass. - ROB: Oh,

it's what the magnifying glass is for.

ROB: On what street did Victorian London's

most famous detective live?

Go to the station

with the same name

and find him standing tall outside.

Remember, all is not as it seems.

- Baker Street. - All right, let's go.

Okay.

Okay, The London Eye. UCHENNA: The London Eye.

( Music playing )

GRETCHEN: I see the clue box.

Come on!

JOYCE: Meredith and Gretchen,

just going for the clue.

GRETCHEN: To London Eye

as fast as you can, please.

KELLY: Three naked men of Hammersmith,

that's it, that's it.

Okay.

- What does it say? - Nothing.

Oh, the magnifying glass.

KELLY: On what street did Victorian London's

most famous detective lived?

Do you know what street Sherlock Holmes lived on here?

We're trying to find the...

Baker Street.

- Here it is! - Here it is.

In the seam.

Okay.

Mystery solved. Travel on foot to the museum,

return all belongings to me.

ROB: Let's go.

Quit screwing around.

Hey, give it back. I think everything's

got to be over here,

- in the bag. - Oh, we're good.

ROB: Here's the museum, come on, babe.

- Sherlock! How are you? - We got your bag.

- Thank you very much. - All right. Thanks.

SHERLOCK: Here is your next clue.

- All right. Thank you. - Thank you.

The next clue is at the Millennium Dome.

PHIL: Teams must now make their way

to the Millennium Dome,

the largest public arena of its kind

in the entire world.

In the parking lot outside,

teams will find their next clue.

Caution, Yield ahead.

- We have to get there first. - AMBER: Fast.

STEWART: Millennium Dome.

We're not the first team there,

you'll see our picture on the Yield, man.

- Definitely. - Guaranteed.

Guaranteed.

( Music playing )

Ah! I see it!

I see it!

See that arch building?

- Just behind it. - Yes, I see it. I see it.

JOYCE: Those guys are behind us.

GRETCHEN: Oh my God.

Where could it be?

Oh, I see it. I see it.

- GRETCHEN: Where? - MEREDITH: Right here.

Meredith!

ROB: Thank you, nice to see you.

- AMBER: Thank you so much. - ROB: Bye-bye.

North Greenwich, right?

STEWART: North Greenwich.

- ROB: Bye-bye. - AMBER: Now we're on our own.

What are we gonna do?

Right here.

Return all my belongings to me.

- Got it. - Museum is down here.

- Yeah. - KELLY: This way, this way.

- Yes. - RON: There.

Thank you.

Yield ahead.

- A Yield? - KELLY: Oh my gosh.

Let's take a taxi, honey.

- I think we need to catch up. - Let's go.

I'm just a little nervous.

The Millennium Dome?

JOYCE: Hey, hey, hey.

Brawn is better for us, huh?

Okay, let's get away from this.

- MEREDITH: Hurry up. - GRETCHEN: Ooh, yeah.

UCHENNA: Good morning, might you summon a cab for us?

MEREDITH: Let's go to the road. It's the London Underground.

I don't know the first thing about it.

- Travel by taxi. Let's go. - Hmm,

we always take the hardest one.

UCHENNA: Battersea Park?

Battersea Park?

Thank you.

If we get there and we're yielded,

there would be no big surprise.

We got to be first.

- RON: Rob and Amber. - KELLY: We do look at them

as the biggest competition so we would definitely

wanna yield them.

ROB: Coach Park.

Oh, now what do we do?

Who do we yield?

This the third and last Yield on the entire race.

At this specific spot,

one team can force any the other team to yield.

That is, stop racing

for a pre-determined amount of time.

Teams can exercise their yield power only once

during the race so they need to decide

when it's most advantageous to go for it.

Any team that's being forced to yield

must turn this hour glass upside down

and wait for the sand to run out

before they continue on.

Okay.

AMBER: Uchenna and Joyce.

ROB: Ron and Kelly, our toughest competition.

If we yield Uchenna and Joyce,

Ron and Kelly still end up last in this leg,

we've wasted the Yield.

It's the safest thing I think.

- And it's the smartest move. - AMBER: Okay.

We choose to yield Ron and Kelly.

Oh, they're not gonna be happy.

Oh, well.

( Music playing )

- Uh-oh. - PHIL: A Roadblock is task

that only one person may perform.

In this Roadblock, that person

has to drive a double-decker bus

through this marked course

without hitting any cones.

If they hit a cone, the bus will be reset

to the beginning of the course

and they'll have to start again.

At the end of the course,

the driver will have to back the bus

into a designated space

before they'll receive their next clue.

AMBER: What if it's a stick?

ROB: You can't drive the standard?

AMBER: No. Come on. You're doing it.

Standard.

- ROB: Hello, sir. - You're gonna drive, are you?

- ROB: Yes, sir. - MAN: Take your seat please.

( Music playing )

MAN: Lots of power steering.

( Whistle blows )

MAN: Pull ahead.

I really want him to get through this a little bit quicker

before any other teams show up

especially, uh,

the yielded team.

( Music playing )

UCHENNA: Battersea Park.

Thank you sir.

JOYCE: Inside of here.

UCHENNA: All right. Let's do it.

Let's go.

We got to go to where they stack them.

The bandstand 500 yards away.

JOYCE: This is tough.

MEREDITH: Okay there are the boats.

GRETCHEN: Oh my God,

are they big boats!

Joyce and Uchenna are here.

MEREDITH: Hurry, we got to get a boat.

Get up, let's do it!

GRETCHEN: Here, lift it up!

All right, let's go.

You're the best, baby.

I know you are, honey.

A million dollars, baby.

Oh my god. That's the bandstand.

MEREDITH: Yeah.

UCHENNA: We can do it guys, we can do it!

Steady as she goes.

GRETCHEN: Oh!

UCHENNA: Jog now.

Gotta breathe.

Oh boy.

- Here. - There's no place

- to grab it by. - Drop it down.

Let's go.

GRETCHEN: Oh!

He's doing better this time.

( Whistle blows )

( screams )

- ROB: It's hard. - I know honey.

Don't worry, I got it now.

Fourth time's the charm.

Thank you.

Oh, man.

Thanks a lot.

I'm sorry baby. Make your way in the Pit Stop.

PHIL: Teams, must now travel eight miles

to Potters Fields Park

situated across the river

from London's famed Tower Bridge.

This is the 10th Pit Stop

in a race around the world.

The last team to check in here

may be eliminated.

ROB: All right. Let's go babe.

Taxi! Potters Fields Park.

I was there for like an hour.

KELLY: Oh, thank you.

Cab ride took an hour.

KELLY: Oh my God, thank you Lord.

KELLY: Ohh!

( Panting )

RON: Damn! This is the nail in the coffin.

After this one, we got one boat to go.

GRETCHEN: This is hard.

Each take a side.

I'm fine.

Are you all right?

- UCHENNA: Hey guys! - JOYCE: This is no joke.

UCHENNA: Keep trucking.

We'll get those guys.

We're trucking.

GRETCHEN: Joyce and Uchenna,

they are just a wonderful couple.

They have given us, uh,

the extra incentive to keep going on.

UCHENNA: One more to go.

GRETCHEN: Uchenna very sweetly tried to help

push a boat off for us.

UCHENNA: Oh, that's right. Nobody can help.

I know. Nobody can help.

Meredith and Gretchen are good people, man,

I hate to see them break their backs like this

'cause this is definitely grunt work.

Stay firm, guys, we can do it.

JOYCE: ( indistinct )

- Thank you. - Thank you very much sir.

- MAN: Here's your clue. - Man that was tough.

There is a yield. Oh my God.

- Okay. - Okay, we got to go.

UCHENNA: Keep on trucking guys.

Okay, good luck!

Lift it up.

Oh. You look nice.

- Get the thing off there. - MEREDITH: Oh I know.

That was a really good idea.

GRETCHEN: Done.

UCHENNA: Millennium Dome?

Is it easier to get there by train, or can we take--

JOYCE: Is gonna be bad?

He say it's better to get on a train.

Yeah, he said it'll be faster.

Whoo! We have one more to go.

UCHENNA: We're trying to go here,

the Millennium Dome?

UCHENNA: This way? Is that right?

JOYCE: I don't know.

MEREDITH: Last one.

The last boat.

( Grunts )

Oh, for God's sake.

- Here's your clue. - Thank you.

The Millennium Dome. Yield ahead.

We're taking a cab.

( Music playing )

UCHENNA: Where is it?

MEREDITH: Cab! That's lucky.

GRETCHEN: We have to go to this Millennium Dome.

MEREDITH: Right now my hope is that

someone is gonna have some trouble,

anything could happen.

UCHENNA: Here it comes, yeah.

JOYCE: Yeah.

- UCHENNA: Let's move! - JOYCE: I thought it was here.

UCHENNA: Why the hell didn't it stop?

Are we on the wrong platform or what?

JOYCE: I thought it was here.

UCHENNA: Why the hell didn't it stop?

The Millennium Dome?

MAN: I think you have to take the Underground.

UCHENNA: Get on this train,

that mistake cost us a bunch of time.

( Music playing )

MEREDITH: It's taking quite a while.

GRETCHEN: Lots of traffic today huh?

KELLY: The devil made me do it.

- RON: It's gone. - KELLY: It's gone? It's gone?

- Okay, hurry up. - RON: Okay.

KELLY: Whose got the drive to win? Me?

- RON: Do it. - KELLY: Me? Okay.

RON: This would have been probably one of the perfect

Roadblocks for me to do

but I've completed five Roadblocks so far.

This is something that'll be a little bit difficult for her

but hopefully she will just get the hang of it.

( Whistle blows )

ROB: Okay, thank you.

- I'm okay. - Come on, come on.

Hello, welcome to London!

Welcome to London.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- You look very nice. - Thank you.

PHIL: Rob and Amber,

you are team number one.

Yeah!

Now, I have some good news for you.

As the winners of this leg of the race,

you have won a home entertainment system,

compliments of JVC.

It'd be fair to say that you guys have had

some good luck.

Absolutely, we've had better luck

probably than any other team.

AMBER: This race, luck is probably

one of the most important things.

UCHENNA: That's the dome.

There's the clue!

UCHENNA: Oh, somebody yielded somebody.

We choose not to yield.

JOYCE: Rob and Amber yielded Ron and Kelly.

Whoo!

Turn the wheel.

And here comes another team,

Uchenna and Joyce.

Oh, it's coming down to the wire.

JOYCE: Think about Roadblock.

Whose got the drive to win? I do.

UCHENNA: I hope you can do this baby,

this is gonna be awesome.

( Whistle blowing )

MAN: Yeah.

RON: All right, hurry. Get out, come on.

We got other teams!

- JOYCE: All right. - UCHENNA: Okay baby.

Kelly's knocked over a cone, that means

she's got to start the course again.

We're gonna be able to pass

and we're gonna be darn close.

- MEREDITH: Oh, right there. - GRETCHEN: Yeah, this is fine.

Look who got yielded.

MEREDITH: This Roadblock.

Okay, let me drive it.

Okay.

RON: And here comes the old couple.

UCHENNA: Meredith just jumped in his bus,

it's anybody's game at this point.

- Straight! - Cut right!

- GRETCHEN: Slow down. - MEREDITH: I am.

Cut the wheel hard.

What?

Hard right!

I'm all the way right.

- ( Whistle blows ) - Ohh!

Oh for crying out loud.

( Whistle blows )

KELLY: You directed me right over that.

The other way.

I'm not backing into that one.

- ( Whistle blows ) - Ohh!

Ohh.

( Whistle blows )

- Babycakes. - I can't understand

what the hell you're saying!

- ( Whistle blows ) - Argghh!

- Kelly! - Stop.

You're making me nervous.

- I'm gonna just shut up. - Uhhh!

RON: She's getting a lot better,

she's going faster.

That way.

KELLY: Let me think for just one minute.

RON: Then start backing up.

It's like teaching women how to drive.

Turn the wheel straight.

Straight back.

Straighten it out.

I don't know what straight is!

RON: All you gotta do is put the bus in the spot.

All right, that's good. That's good.

Now come straight back.

All right. You're in the parking slot.

- Whoo! - RON: Thank God!

- Here's your clue. - Thank you.

GRETCHEN: Kelly finished already.

Warning, the last team to check in may be eliminated.

RON: We got to go! They're almost done.

KELLY: That was very frustrating.

I don't see a taxi, do you?

KELLY: Just read the signs in front of you.

Taxi? Potters Fields Park.

- RON: You did great baby. - Thank you.

I'm very proud of you.

Thanks.

What? You were being mean about it the whole time.

RON: Oh my God. You see,

this the woman and man problem.

You become a soldier, you don't have to deal with it.

You just say whatever you want.

And then this is the emotional side

that I'm never had to deal with before.

KELLY: My brother's in the army

and he wouldn't talk to me and be rude like that.

RON: What exactly did I say that was so bad?

KELLY: You're pretty much acting like you can do it better.

I flew a $35,000,000 helicopter...

- I'm not saying anything. - highly trained

to operate a mobile machine.

For me that probably wouldn't

have been much of a challenge.

You just had this big ego thing way up here

and if I say anything, you know,

- it's the whole ego thing. - It's me with the ego?

I mean it's you sitting here saying,

"I can drive-- I can drive anything."

I can park anything. I've driven this,

- I've driven that". - RON: Tell him to turn around.

We're going back to the challenge.

- I don't care... - I'll lose this entire race

to go back there and drive

that bus through that obstacle course

once, maybe twice.

KELLY: Baby, we can lose the race to go back

and let you be a man.

( Music playing )

UCHENNA: You're good, you're good.

GRETCHEN: Okay.

UCHENNA: She's doing way better with my mouth shut.

GRETCHEN: Good, Meredith.

( Whistle blows )

Oh, shoot.

UCHENNA: She backs it into this spot,

we're in a solid third.

You're doing great!

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Make your way to the next Pit Stop.

GRETCHEN: Good, Joyce!

UCHENNA: Potters Fields Park.

I don't see it here.

These bus drivers you think know?

Keep going.

Attaboy!

Come on, Betsy.

Right back, hon!

GRETCHEN: That's it.

MAN: Congratulations! Well done.

Potters Fields,

I think that's where they buried people.

UCHENNA: We don't have a map.

JOYCE: This to get to...

UCHENNA: Potters Fields Park.

- Oh, there's a cab right there. - JOYCE: Oh, okay.

UCHENNA: Come on! Potters Fields Park.

JOYCE: Thank you so much.

GRETCHEN: We need a cab.

Here's one!

Potters Fields Park.

KELLY: This is it. This is the Pit Stop.

MAN: Come on mate, come on!

RON: There's our favorite people.

PHIL: Ron and Kelly, you're team number two.

( Music playing )

KELLY: It was frustrating.

RON: Yeah, absolutely.

It was a pretty trying time

and it was the most trying time

for us of this race.

JOYCE: Came through and got on a cab.

- Yeah. - If they did,

we're in trouble.

Potter's Field.

Right here, okay.

Wow, that's a beautiful park.

Okay, thank you sir.

Must be right in here.

UCHENNA: They may be coming up from somewhere else.

We got to get it to this match.

GRETCHEN: This has to be the right way.

He pointed us here.

UCHENNA: Come on, babe.

- MEREDITH: Is that it? - GRETCHEN: Yeah.

- Uchenna and Joyce... - JOYCE: Yes.

You're team number three.

- Whoo! Good deal. - We're still in it.

That's what we wanted, baby.

- Not to come in last. - Okay.

Oh, Meredith look at that.

Oh.

Meredith and Gretchen,

you're the last team to arrive.

I'm sorry to tell you you've both been eliminated

from the race.

Ohh.

Oh, my baby.

It was a great ride, huh?

Yeah, sure it was. We've stayed in it

much longer than we ever dreamed we could.

And we had more than a million dollars

of memories and experiences.

MEREDITH: I've said it over and over again,

this is an amazing woman.

She's the love of my life

and my soul mate,

I think she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

If I never see another double-decker bus,

it'll be too soon.

PHIL: You guys are an inspiration.

( Music playing )

GRETCHEN: We are so happy we came this far.

All the things that we've been able to do,

the friendships that we've made,

it's just been a totally

incredible experience for the two of us,

it really has.

We're in the game,

one in three chance

of winning a million bucks.

Doesn't get much better than that.

When it comes out to the end,

we're gonna come out on top together

and we're gonna win together.

Ron and I are just as much a hundred percent

about winning the race as well.

We were gonna win this race the right way.

I see a definite lack of character in Rob and Amber.

Losing is not an option.

I can't lose.

JOYCE: Rob and Amber and Ron and Kelly

are only worried about each other,

they can just cancel each other out

and we can just sneak on ahead.

RON: I don't think you can doubt anyone in this race,

but there's no telling really who will be there

- at the end. - Oh, we're gonna win it.

I'm telling you, we're winning this race.

It is gonna be so on.