Original subtitles

This movie is inspired by

"Bedazzled"

Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is...

Great!

The Arabic Company for production and distribution Presents

A Hama Film Production

Ahmed Mekky in

Teer Enta - "Fly Away"

Donia Samir Ghanem

Maged El Kedwany

Lotfy Labib

Hisham Ismail

Scenario and script by Omar Taher

Scenario co-written by Ahmed Mekky and Ahmed Elgendy

Production Assistant Ahmed Saleh

Excutive Producers Karim Yousef and Mustafa Sakr

Location Managers Ahmed Elnablisy and Hesham Abu Zaid

Script Supervisor Sameh Gamal

Post-production Supervisor Adel Shokry

Lighting Manager Khalid Bayoumi

Title Sequence Manager Ahmed Baskoutah

Costume Designer Marwa Abd Elsamea

Production Designer Hamdy Abd Elrahman

Music Supervisior Amr Ismael

Sound Designer Ahmed Gaber

Production Manager Emad Mourad

Distribution in Egypt and Abroad by The Arabic Company for production and distribution

Film Editor Salafa Nour Eddin

Director of Photography Ahmed Gabr

Director Ahmed Elgendy

I am

Dr. Baheeg

That's my name

Lonely...

That is my status

Very lonely

My life is boring and unveventful

To make my life less boring...

I remisce about the past

Mom and dad

They were the first Egyptian to emigrate to the (Arabian) Gulf

They saved up a sum of money

And bought a fan and a dual cassette player

Then, they decided to return

So that I may grow up amidst my family and people

In my country...

Egypt!

"Let them through"

"Have a safe trip"

"Let them through"

All that remained after the accident...

was me and the fan

And then my grandfather came

and picked us up

Although this was the first time that we had met

He bestowed me with the utmost affection

He was so joyful to have me

It was if I was a present

that God had sent him in the midst of his lonliness

We got much closer

We were inseparable

To the extent that I would look forward for the holidays

So I can accompany him to his job

He was the Zoo Manager

And here...

I discovered a whole new world

I grew up in the midst of creatures that were

Beautiful,

Clever,

Sensitive,

And had a sense of humour

And this was the first present that I had ever received

"What are you going to name him?"

"Hanafi"

And got accepted to the school of Veterinary Medicine

To make my grandfather proud...

(Sigh)...rest in peace grandfather

The shock was so great, even Hanafi could not handle it

From then on

I learned the true meaning

Of...

"The eggs!"

"The EGGS!"

Lonliness

I'm late for work

And this skating vehicle

Has become my mode of transport around the hallways and furniture of the apartment

Its scientific name is "The Scooter"

There are there who pronouce it "Scoder"

Like "Combuter"

And that is a prevalent linguistic mistake!

Usually I do not look this chic going to work

But today is no regular day

Laila is coming

Will I be able to talk to her, or will it be the same as always?

Perfect!

"You came back at 6am and smell of women's perfume"

No, I swear, I swear baby I was at the clinic all night

"So why was your phone turned off?"

I needed to focus, I had to turn it off

Come on, don't let your mind wander off to these irrational scenarios

You know how much I love you

You my wife, my love and the mother of my...

How did it go with that chick last night

You chick magnet!

"I WANT A DIVORCE!!!"

"I WANT A DIVORCE!!!"

God damn you Baheeg

You scum, you got me divorced

God damn you and god damn whoever hired you to work with me

So you were talking to your wife

Good!

Because you're a playboy

And..and, you should get pinched in the ears

It's none of your business

You know what, Dr. Sharif (Honorable)

(Hmph)...Honorable, yeah right

What is stopping me from becoming your friend

Or even a BFF

Is that you are a roisterer

And like an octopus-like with multiple relationships

Get out of my face, you're ticking me off

Get out of my face now!

Your pedantic argument

Is the biggest proof

That you have a shred of consciousness

What do you say, should we awaken your dormant consciousness?

Come on

Look at the bright side of your life

You are married to a beautiful caucasian, hijab-wearing lady

You have a crimson-colored Matrix that you're paying installment on

You have an annoying child

Leave my forehead and get out of my face

I will not give up

I will not give up until I awaken your conscious

Get out you...get out!

Noshy

Some one is calling for you

Ok

I am sorry

Come on son, grow up and stop these childish games

I'm sorry Mr. Noshy

I was just kidding with you

Kidding?!

Just go

Go back to work

Let me just help you

GO!

Let me just help you

GO!

What did you want anyway?

I got hot chocolate to replace that one that's run out

Please make me a cup and hurry because there is a case I need your assistance with

Give it to me

Can you catch?

No

You're the man

Here you go!

Here you go!

Rest assured

But if anything happens, give me a call

By the way

I do house calls

Won't that be a burden to you

It would be my pleasure

Here's my number

Dr. Yousef

But no need for formalities

Call me Dr. Joe

Call me anytime

You say the same thing to me everyday

But you never answer!

Miss, I want your opinion

We don't even need to go that far

This is his cell phone

Here

I called him yesterday 32 ti...

You save me as

Fruitcake?!

You can go ahead

If anything happens just give me a call

Bye

Come on man

Why did you come in like that

You were about to make me miss an opportunity

That's a disgrace to the white coat you are wearing

Why?

I called you 32 times and you didn't answer

Just take it easy

Have I ever answered your calls?

No

Then why are you mad?

I don't know Joe

Maybe because me and our friend Dr. Sharif clashed

And why

Because I'm trying to awaken what remains of his conscious

That you have contributed to killing

What did I do man

I didn't force him to do anything

Ok, you are a bachelor

A bohemian

Living it up

Converting your apartment to a women's boutique

The man is married

He has a child that looks like him and has his cheeks

Ok, come with me

Come with me and I'll reconcile you both

Calm down and take it easy

So where's that beautiful smile

There, there it is Joe

Joe, Joe, JOE

The animals' health man

Come on

Come, reconcile us

Baby I swear, I swear

I was just my friend kidding around

"Really?"

Yes, and I told him it was inappropriate to joke around like that

He immediately appologized

When he found out I was talking to my wife

My love and the mother of my child

There!

This is the man who is playing his wife

And is spending steamy nights at the clinic everyday

"What?!"

You octupus

"What is that I'm hearing?!"

"I WANT A DIVORCE!!"

Joe, Joe, Joe

Come here

Let me go, I have just had enough of him

Lower your voice

That is not his voice

I swear to God I'm going to kill you

Kill me for coming to reconcile with you? You idiot

It appears that battling is the only way

Here is a knuckle sandwich you idiot

I'm going to kill you

Here is a knuckle sandwich you idiot

I'll kill you

Stop Baheeg

Doctors, calm down

There are clients outside

Miss Laila has arrived

Is that client still playing hard to get?

Don't worry man

I don't think it's going to happen

Looks like she's a decent girl

Good morning

Good morning

Why? He is still hasn't finished his regimen and we still need...

Please, I want my dog

I didn't come here for a discussion. And hurry please

Don't worry miss, I will go and get your dog immediately

Could you please calm down

What would you like to drink?

I don't want anything, thanks

I have been here everyday for the last two weeks

And everyday the dog gets worse

That means one of two things

Either you're not doing your job or you're messing around

In either case I will be taking my dog right now, otherwise we will have a problem

Miss Laila

Miss Laila

Miss Laila

Miss Laila

Miss Laila

YES?!

Um, good morning

Uh, how are you?

How are you doing today?

Fine, do you need something?

Ok

Apparently you...

Don't remember me

Sorry, I don't remember. Who are you?

Uh...you

You...last time you were with us here at the hospital

You graced us with your presence

The whole hospital actually

That day you were sipping on your Nescafe

And by the second...

I mean third, yes third sip

You dribbled over yourself

EXCUSE ME?!

I mean a few drops fell onto your blouse

And you asked for a tissue

And?

I'm the tissue

I mean I'm the one who gave you the...the...the...tissue from...

The window

So, who are you?!

I'm Dr. Baheeg, nice to meet you

I work here at the hospital and have been following your dog's case every now and again

He has a parvovirus infection

For which there is no cure

I personally consider it a virus that screws you

Because when it sticks to a dog

He can never get rid of it

Anyways your dog has 2-3 days and will die

God forbid! What are you saying?!

I'm sorry I just meant to reassure you

I wanted to let you know

In fact

I have achieved positive results

You can say there is a glimmer of hope

So what do you want?

Your phone...

Uh, I mean it would be my pleasure to care for your dog

This is my card

I have another one with Smurfs on it

Thanks doctor I really appreciate your concern

But this is the last time I will come here

Last time?

Hard luck doctor

Forget about it

I have plan B

I've planned a perfect night out

You remember the two girls that had the Chocolate colored Labrador

YES!

Which one?

The one that bit you

Oh yeah the two girls

Did you hook up with them?

You know me

There's only one problem

Their relative is coming with them

So we need a third person so that she doesn't ruin the night for us

Sure!

Who do you think we should bring

Whoa, whoa

Joe, Joe

What is it? What's wrong?

I don't know

This is the first time for me to see this many real women

And they're all scantily clad

Ok just calm down

Just take it easy

Come with me

Drink up

You brought me alcohol you low-lives

What alcohol man

This is the official drink for this place

This is tequila

So you're sure it doesn't have alcohol?

The man told you it's the official drink

So no way it has alcohol

Weren't you a bit tense? Drink up so you can relax

Man...I swear

You say one thing and I know something is up

Baheeg

Drink

Ok Joe, Ok

Only because I trust you

But you...

Jeez!

That's disgusting

Are you spitting on us

It's ok, it's ok

Look Baheeg that's not how you drink it

You drink it in one go

Yes, in one go

Sorry

He hissing and about to die and ruin our night

Night?!

Don't think that because I came with you to this brothel

No way!

I came here for two reasons

One

It is my duty as your best friend to be with you in your time of need

Two

Today is my birthday

Happy birthday

I thought I should try something new

Instead of spending it alone as usual

Baheeg is it true that you've never hooked up before?

Joe, my friend

There is no man

Really?!!

That's it!

Sorry, please go on

He is being obnoxious. I wont continue

Sorry

Stop being obnoxious

Tell us about your craziest hookup

You're brining up memories of when I was naughty

God bless you Joe

It was an electronic relationship

I met her through facebook

On the "Ramiz Galal Lovers" group

What attracted me to her

Was her email

Iam_very.blue@yahoo

I wanted to see why she's blue

It was a surprise Joe, a surprise!

She had a beautiful picture

The girl was wearing a bib

With two pig tails

Let's go play!

Can you imagine Joe

In the jungle of the world that we live in

There are innocent girls

Anyway

Out of the blue

Without any reason

She removed me

You must have told her something to make her mad

I swear I didn't

I still remember our last conversation to the letter

She told me

What are you doing this summer

Because it looks like it will be

Hot

Hot

Hot

I replied:

My dearest "Blue"

My summer will be as follows

I will go to "Gamasa" beach

Lay out on the beach

And observe the migration of the Penaeus species

That is protecting its eggs

From the consistent crustacean attacks

You actually said "Penaeus migrations"?

Yup

Ok

And she only removed you

Did you see her again?

Yes but this time

In the "Yasser Galal Lovers" group

And unfortunately Joe

She was with a juiced up, buff guy

He had her over his arm on the beach

Both of them holding Malted beverages

Obviously

She became a deviant

Hey!

Why are you guys late?

What is this?

Didn't you say there were 3 females coming

These are only 2 females

Oh yeah, so where is your relative

When we passed by her house, she was very sick

Meaning?

Ok, come with me Baheeg

Have a seat, have a seat

Hey what's wrong?

I'm ok

For real?

Yes

I don't want you to be mad at me because the other girl didn't come

No, I'm not mad at all

Really

So where is that beautiful smile

There, there it is Joe

Anyway I want you to rest assured

I owe you one

Don't worry about it man

I found out that this degenerate life-style is not for me

I will drink 6-7 cups of tequila and go home

If you can go home

Completely unbalanced!

Terrible headache

Thanks for your (birthday) wishes

As usual....

I will spend my birthday alone at home

What do I wish for?

No, this year I did have a wish

I had hoped that Laila would love me as I love her

But that's it

She said she would not come back to the hospital

As usual...

There is no hope

I miss you so much

Life without you is stale and desolate

I wish you were here with me

And like old times...

As clock the strikes midnight

You would sing to me

Grandpa?!

I was just kidding

I was messing around

Happy birthday Baheeg

Baheeg

Baheeg

Baheeg

Who are you? How did you get in here? How did you know my name?

If you knew who I am...

And in regards to how I knew your name

Look Baheeg

I know things about you that you don't even know

Now you know who I am?

A federal agent?

It's either you're a federal agent or a genie

Ok, I need some clarification

Do you mean like a mischievous boy?

Or do you mean like an actual genie

A real genie

Disappear...disappear...disappear

Don't worry

I won't hurt you

I'm a good genie

My name is Mared (rebel)

My marital status:

Single

My education:

That is the problem!

I have been in 8th grade for 112 years

Every year

I pass the theoretical section

But fail in my graduation project

Mr. Mared, I would really like to help you out

With hard work comes succeed

Eat a couple of halawa sandwiches while studying

And you'll be fine

I'm still not done talking

Go ahead

Sit

Back to our discussion

My graduation project is to grant a human a wish

And from my observation

I have chosen you

Great choice!

But why me specifically, why?

Becau...

Dude, you startled me. You don't have to prove that you're a genie

So I mesmerized you?

You went overboad

Really?!

Yes

Ok, excuse me then. I'm going to take this off, it's too hot

To be honest, I was wearing it

To mesmerize you

Goodness

Are you...

Sure you're a genie

Why else would I dress up and jump around for?

Of course I'm a genie

You do have a point

But there's no way genies dress like that

I've never heard of a sneakers wearing gening

Do I have to have hooves and horns to convince you

Is it either hooves and horns or sneakers?

You're such an extremist genie

Just calm down man and focus, I have a few things to tell you

Go ahed

Look, I chose you to be my graduation project

Because I found you to be a simple and decent guy with simple dreams

That way

I can grant your wishes easily

And graduate with an A+ with ease

I would have loved to help you out

But you chose the wrong guy

Don't say that, you're a stellar guy

You're better

I swear you're a great guy

Thanks man, but I know myself. I don't have any wishes

Yes you do

Jeez, I know myself. I don't have wishes

Ok, one second, one second

God!

One second, just one second

Where are we?

What's going on Mr. Mared

That was your wish, right?

Yes

Come and sit next to me then

The deal is as follows

One favor for another

I will grant you your wish

And if I do...

You will sign this graduation letter

Then I will submit it, pass and graduate

Deal?

Deal!

Look...

I wish

That Laila would love me as I do her

Don't you know anything about genies?

Why?

There are 3 things I can't meddle in

Love...

Death...

And anything dealing with national security

So what's your use

I can everything else through the internet

Of course not

I can provide you with things that catches her eye

The rest is up to you

But be aware

You only have 7 tries

Alright

Ask for whatever you wish for

Come on Baheeg, hurry up

There is a deadline and a procedure to submit my graduation

And this is still our 1st try

Enough, enough. You're distracting me. You've interrupted my train of thought

I figured it out

Look, I'll be honest with you

My whole life

I had only one bitter relationship

And it was via the internet

The girl ditched me

"La plage"

Yup!

Those are my favorite...

While listening to techno and house

Yes! The music that goes...

Without any melody

Yeah, that's it

I want to be one of those guys

No problem

Piece of cake

Ok

But be aware

If at any point you don't like the situation

And you want to return and try again

You have to do a specific motion

Which is?

Do that...

With my mouth?

Of course, what else?

If that's the case, alright

Are you ready?

Oh god!!

Go ahead change me

Quickly

Give it to me

Change what and give you what?

What's wrong with you Baheeg

Isn't there going to be a flame that will devour me

And bats will cling to my face

And the world will spin

God damn these movies that ruined our reputation

That's all special effects

It's much simpler than that

Really?!

Sure

Fly away

The is truly...

The beach-jock look!

Mr. Misho

Misho?!

We've been waiting for an hour, won't we start the class?

Day dreaming a little

♫ Early in the morning ♫

♫ I go to the gym and run ♫

♫ The beautiful air fills my lungs ♫

♫ While everyone is asleep ♫

♫ Asleep ♫

♫...eep ♫

♫ Jeep ♫

All together

And all together

Breathe

Rest for 15 minutes. Rest for 15 minutes

Do you want anything from Beirut?

Beirut?

Why are you going there?

I'm going to do surgery

I'm going to remove all of my chest hair with laser

I'm sick of it

I'm really, really sick of it

I keep shaving it off again and again

It also covers my pecks and six-pack

And the idea of a guy with chest hair is...

Eww

I don't want to imagine it

Anyways, did you find a good doctor?

I found a really fantastic doctor

Dad?

Where did you see him?

I haven't even seen him for 2 months

I was partying in Sangria bar

He was wasted in the bathroom

By the way

Do you know who my daddy's girlfriend is?

How did you know?

I just told you, I met him in Sangria and he was wasted

His head was inside the toilet

I pulled him out and cleaned him up

And he told me how they met

How? How?

Tell me

Remember when he went for a hair transplant in Lebanon

Yeah

She was having a breast implant there

They got to know each other

I bet they're reaping from they planted there!

You know if my mom knows man

She won't cool down until she hooks up with "Hamaki" himself

Your mom is crazy. She would do it

This finger has a hangnail

Dude there's a beach party that's popping

It's at Kimo's villa

He hooked me up with 10 invitations

Let's finish this up and bounce

Let's do it dude

Check it out, it's your comercial

Hey!

I'm talking to you

Do you have body parts that are larger than others?

And flabby?

Forget it!

The summer is coming up

So let's get in that beach body

At Misho's Gym

Our motto is

A rock solid chest

And tasty abs!

Peaches and grapes!

I was just driving

Let me know if you have any problems

I can hook it up

Thanks so much for stopping

My tire is flat and I don't know how to change it

Today sucks

We can change it

Did you forget we just had a pedicure

We don't know how to change tires

Are you going to the beach

Yup

I can give you a lift

Really?!

Is it cool to leave the car here?

Its cool, I'm leaving Coocoo here

Ok, let me get my bags from the car

Lets go

What, is the house?

Yeah, that's it

Really thank you so much

You're such an awesome guy

Oh, it's nothing

Really, you're such an awesome dude

Come on girl

Thanks for helping me out and bringing me here

It ain't no thing

You know...we're already

Do you need help with anything?

No I'm ok

I'll see you at the party

Definitely!

You know what's at the party?

Awesome!

Please help out a poor man

You're such a buzzkill

Happy new year sir

Who helps those in need will surely rewarded in good deeds

Get lost for real

Sir, I'm poor and deserve charity

My son fell 4 stories

And my wife washes 3 times a week

So what? My mom washes 6 times

Her kidneys sir, her kidneys

Besides, my feet have gangrene

And when my son fell...

You shot my whole day

You're such a buzzkill

You don't need money

You need to party dude

This is an invitation

A banging one

Party on

Banging?!

Thank you lord

By the way, that's the 3rd time he did that

Looks like he's flirting

What do you mean so, I said he's flirting

Live for the moment, forget about it

Hey Laila, I really missed you

Hey, how are you?

Good

You really embarrassed him

Why didn't you kiss him?

What?!

As long as it is in public and there are no feelings behind it

And infront of her brother

I'm tired and I want to sit down

Vodka or beer?

Thanks, I don't drink

I want a Vodka Tonic

So, do you actually work?

What do you do?

What? Don't I look familiar?

Wait...

You're the guy who says

I'm the one who does: "Hey I'm talking to you"

"Let get in that beach body"

Really?!

Cool

I don't consider that my real job

Because it doesn't pertain to everyone

But my real job is obviously

Is important to everyone

So, what is it?

This guy in front of you...

If the biggest boxer model

In the Middle-east

I have a Calvin Klein Diploma

And a speedo

Very nice, great...

You're like a...

What happened?

I got accepted to participate in the Mr. Egypt contest

Laila, I will the prettiest guy in Egypt

Please, I want to leave

I don't get it, we've been here for so long

I'm getting really cold

There's something important

I really...want to talk to you about

What is it?

My hair is splitting

I have to clip them

That's what you wanted to talk about

I want to take our relationship to the next level

I really hope our relationship becomes...

Official

Misho, you surprised me

We just met, are we really going to get engaged this quickly?

What are you talking about?

Who said anything about an engagement

I meant...

We should go out

Sorry, I don't date

Hey, why? Why not?

Why not date?

Would you be ok with your sister dating?

Why do you keep bringing her up?

Anyways

If my sister dates

But in public

And her brother knows

Then, so what?

That's none of my business

It is because you're supposed to be a man

Am I right?

What do you see honey

Hey pretty!

What a buzzkill

Stop making a fuss and give me what you have

Whoa, who is that pretty thing?

Who's that sexy chick?

Pull them out of the car

What is this?

Don't touch me

Let me go

Watch my dress

Let me go

Get your hands off of me

I'm coming with you willingly

I can't walk

You animals, you scum

To be honest, beautiful, we came to rob you and dip

But after we saw you...

We changed our minds

Bring me the chick and toss the guy

Are you just going to stay quiet?

Of course not!

Hey you!

You're making a big mistake

I will have to avenge my family name

Listen up cupcake

We're taking the girls anyways

Should we take her and leave you in one piece

Or should we take her and leave you in a pool of blood?

Look...

They...

Look like...

They're taking you anyways

And...I can't get hurt

I'm going to be a contestant in Mr. Egypt

Besides

Just between the two of us

As long as what they're going to do to you isn't in public

And there's no feelings behind it

But before I leave, I have to tell this oaf one last thing

All your muscles and pretty looks

Don't make you a man

Manliness comes with courage and taking action

So that's being a man, huh?!

Good job

Let's hurry before they get up

They have a knife

You're driving?

My mouth

It's paralyzed

I want to go back, but I can't make the sound

They were going to molest me

Aren't you ashamed?

That girl turned out to be manlier than you

I put myself through all that trouble to give you a make over

With blonde hair and a pumped up body and a tattoo

You're going to ruin me

Looks like I'm not going to graduate middle school

Middle school?!

Your classmates are probably army generals by now

So you're dumping on me now, huh?

Alright, I know how it is

You're biting the hand that feeds

You're such a trashy genie

From the beginning I made the wrong choice

What muscles

They're only men on the outside

They're just juiced up

You just reminded me of my grandfather

My grandfather had a wise saying

The guy who juiced up once

Can never go back

You're grandfather said that?

That was the first time he took to Gold's gym

It was such an incredible day

Enough blabber

I feel like I'm sitting with my blabber-mouth aunt

Splashing around in the pond

Come on

I'm begging you

I'm begging you

This nostalgic day dreaming is going to ruin us

I'm not going to get Laila and you're not going to graduate

Oh yeah, graduation

Focus!

You have only 6 tries left

So what's next?

Focus, focus

Aha, I found it!

While she was chewing me out...

She told me manliness

Comes with courage and taking action

That's it. That's all I had to say

Oh yeah...sorry...courage and taking action

Courage and action...

You're full of it

You have no idea what I'm talking about

Buddy

Wake up and focus

I...want to be bold!

Reckless!

But one's characteristic of "Sherif Mounir", while the other is of "Moustafa Amar"

If you just decide between...

Ok, ok

I got you, I got you Baheeg

I know what you want

Boldness...

Recklessness...

Ferocity

Yes!

Right!

Baheeg

Fly Away!

♫ (Melodramatic music) ♫

♫ O' country...♫

♫ Your people and family ♫

♫ Are the best you have to offer ♫

♫ They live in subjugation and oppression ♫

♫ Enduring all your calamities ♫

♫ Those who are sworn to guard you...are the ones pillaging you ♫

♫ And your leader is a tyrant ♫

People! People! The Boss is here!

It's all clear Boss

♫ Tyranny is a black horse ♫

♫ That tramples people ♫

♫ And destroys everything in its path ♫

♫ Beware of this trait ♫

♫ Beware...of this trait ♫

How are you Smeada?

Alive...

Alive by your grace and kindness Boss

Why haven't you haven't paid your cut this month?

Or is it that the Boss has to come to you?

Where would I get you 5000 L.E. a month?

This is not fair!

Work it out Smeada, others do it

Abu Ismail sold his kitchen appliances

And Ahmed Abu Hamed

Is renting his home out to Iraqi student

Him and his wife sleep in the mountains

And Hajj Yaseen

God bless his soul

One's working the "Arab League" streets

The other, at "Abbas El Akkad"

Come on, be reasonable

Whoa, whoa, whoa

I don't take your money

And deposit it as a trust fund at HSBC

Never

No...the cut I take from you is for your own good

We don't see any of it

We don't get water, electricity or any medical attention

All the money goes to you

You transformed your home into a mansion

And the glittering lights of the lamp posts flood it

That's the plan you morons

The Boss...

Has to live it up

So he can hook you up

I already started on myself

And soon, God willing

I will work towards you

You're a good guy Smeada

And I'll forgive you this time

But I will take your ox

End of discussion

Get out of my face!

Go!

Boss!

Boss!

Boss!

What is it Wahdan

I need to talk to you Boss

Speak

Privately

Something serious happened

Your wife tried to run away

What?

But I caught her at the last second

And took her back home

That low-down woman

Does anyone else know about this?

Not a soul

Are you sure Wahdan?

I would rather chop my tongue off than expose your secret

You're my boy

I don't need any money. I'm doing well by your grace

What are you going to do Boss?

I have to bury my secret with you

I'm your right-hand man, Boss

I'm your BFF Boss

You killed me?!

Alright! By the way the Boss' wife was going to...

You dirt bag!

My brother!

Wahdan!

I would give up my entire family for you boss

Get out you old cows

Out!

Out!

Am I going to have to kill one of my own men everyday because of your running away

I'm going to run out of men you tramp

Kill me!

Put me out of my misery

I wish

What's preventing me from doing so...

Is that I love you, you cow

Love me?!

You know how to love?!

You don't have a heart

Heart!

Do you think you're married to one of those softies?

Do you want me to walk in on you with mugs and teddy bears?

That's not what men do

Get out here, go upstairs

I better not...

Hear that you're trying to run away again

Go!

I will run away and keep running away until I escape this prison

Go! Get out here!

Hold it

"Mohanad", again?

I want to know...

How is he any different than me?

Huh?!

How did this boy get in my home?

Didn't I destroy the dish and receiver?

How did you get this ingrate's picture?

Through the internet

Damn the net, all those web browsers and web users!

At your service Boss

Get ready

And get the men ready

We have a mission

Breaking news

The internet service has been cut off in the Republics of Egypt and Sudan

Whereby the broad-band supplying cable was found severed

In the depths of the Mediterranean sea

The reason of which remain unclear

That's the way, Men!

Now we'll see...

I'm The Boss!

No one can stand in my way

The Boss has to leave!

The Boss has to leave!

He has to go! He has to go!

He has to go!

He has to go! He has to go!

The Boss has to leave!

He has to go! He has to go!

He has to go! He has to go!

He has to go! He has to go!

He has to go! He has to go!

♫ With his laugh, his turban, his grimace and all his expressions ♫

♫ Has filled the country with fear ♫

♫ There he is... ♫

The Boss has to go!

He has to go! He has to go!

The Boss has to go!

He has to go! He has to go!

What do you want, you cattle

Take you clothes and leave Boss

We're tired of your oppression you tyrant

Yes, we're all united

I swear to God

If you don't leave right now

I will get my men to bury you right where you stand

Gabalawy!

We all have someone to avenge, Boss

This does not sound like you

Someone stirred you up

Who is it?

Who?!

Me, Boss

Drop the piece

You?!

How did you reach them? I cut off the internet

Via SMS

That's what you get for buying your wife an iphone

How could you raise a weapon on your man?

Because I don't think your a man

And doesn't treat her like cattle

The man has to be tender with his wife

And know how to pamper and treat her

You never said anything nice to me

Life with you has all been verbal and physical abuse

And tyranny and cruelty towards the destitute

And this is it how it ends for every tyrant

Hold it, woman

I have one word

To respond to you and the village people

Good?

I think everything is good

You're so insolent

Oh jeez

Man, you're the one who asked for a bold hear and reckless heart and to be a leader

I bent over backwards for you

What else do you want?

Are you going to harp on me?

Learn some respect!

I didn't mean to Baheeg

Sit down and drink a cup of tea, sit

What is this a picnic vibe you have here

How did you get sugar cane?

It's not even in season

I'm a genie man

Get lost man

Tell you what

Just relax and lets be reasonable

I'm listening

What you wished for, I granted

So, you know what I mean, focus again on your next tries and let me know what's up

Know what I mean? Let me know what's up?

You make me feel like we're in a trailer park

Why are you insistent on ruining my image of genies

Why?!

What happened to...

Your wish...is my command...and all these glittering adjectives

Where did it go?

Really?!

Ok. Your wish...is my command...and here's the glitter you wanted

Here!

Here!

So...

Are you happy now?

Are you dazzled?

What a cheap genie

You bought a packet of glitter from a dollar store and you expect me to be dazzled?

Get lost man

Focus, enough with the sarcasm

What do you want?

While she was chewing me out for the second time in a row...

Because of you!

She said, a man should be...

Tender

Oh!!

You know, she's right

She just reminded of my grandfather

He used to have a beautiful saying

He used to say...

Manliness is not confined to being strong

I just got goosebumps all over my body

You see?

Truly, that was a beautiful saying my friend

So why don't you remember these sayings

Instead of throwing me out to the dogs each time!

Why?!

Alright man, you're putting me off

Focus, you have 5 tries left

I'm telling you, hurry up

Look...

I want to be...tender

The most sensitive man in the world

Oh my!

You know what, Mared?

I want my emotions to...

Gush out

Gush out!

That's it

I have such a great idea for you

What, what is it?

I'll tell you

What?

I'll tell you

What?

Be quiet so I can tell you!

Look...

I will make you...

Why don't we just see

You're such a lame, phony and disingenuous genie

Make me fly away dammit

Welcome, welcome, welcome

Welcome to a new episode of your favorite show...

"Superstar"

Today...is a very special day

Today is Valentine's day

Therefore...

We have the artist of love

King of romance

The sensitivity of our generation

Souma Al-ashi' (The lover)

Souma, you have truly graced us with your presence at "Superstar"

Please have a seat

Souma, before we start, would you like us to call you...

Souma the Singer...

Or, Souma the Composer....

Or Souma the Poet?

Or Souma the Actor?

Or the ballet dancer?

Or the interpretive dancer?

Souma the Sensitive

A hard one

What would Souma the artist...

Say to the humane Souma

I miss you so much

Why don't you come back

Where are you?

Souma, there is no doubt that you have become a phenomenon

You've become a role model for teenagers and they try to be like you

When you go down to the streets, everyone is Souma

Your albums are best sellers

Your movies are box-office hits

Especially your last movie: "She's cheating, she cheating on me, Mr. Hossam"

You're a hit

Are you envious Tamoor (nickname for Tamer)?

I'm kidding of course, just kidding

For real...I want to tell you

That...that there success doesn't just come out of nothing

It is, number one...

A blessing from God

Plus number two

The warm and fuzzy spirit of the movie crew

It really shows on the TV screen

You're right Souman, it was really apparent in the movie

He have a trailer for the movie

Let's see it and we'll be back with...

Souma Al-ashi'

"Super Star"

I can't believe what I saw

She was cheating...cheating on me, Mr. Hossam!

Nooo!!!

Really! Nooo!!!

Really too much

No!

"She cheated, cheated on me Mr. Hossam!!" In theaters near you

"Super Star"

Oh yeah

There's an amazing twist at the end of the movie

Remember the clown she was cheating with?

Turns out that he's Mr. Hossam

That's a beautiful surprise for the viewers

We heard you will be taking a comedic role for your next movie

No, no, no. I will not be convincing, Tamoor

So what's new with you?

I'm working on a historic epic movie

I play the leader of the Arab armies

That liberate and conquer cities and stuff like that

Sure

I look totally different, I have bangs

That we, as Arabs, are telling them, as Arabs

We're not terroristsms

Not terror...

Yes?

Terro...

We have nothing to do with terrorism

Great

And, by the way, there's a new musical direction

That my artistic partner, Gad Shwel, is a part of

He released a new song called "Funky Arab" or "Arab Funky", I'm don't remember

It goes "I'm a sexy girl..."

This song's message is

Guys, we have nothing to do with terrorism

We're sexy girls...

Bikinis...

We shop and we're liberal like you

We really do need to bring these ideals to our lives, Souma

Really, I salute you

Recently, there have been rumors that you are in a relationship with the Lebanese model

No comment

Really, Tamer, No comment

Love, Tamoora...

Is a relationship between two people

Why do you guys interfere?

We really do respect that about you Souma

At the conclusion of the this episode, I would like to thank you for gracing our show

This has been a special episode of "Super Star"!

God bless you, God bless you!

I love you all

You really are...I'm not just complimenting you

You really are...

Lovable

And the producer is adorable

And the lighting manager is beautiful

And all of you are beautiful, I love you all, you are beautiful

My cutie-pie

I'm so sorry I'm late

(Lebanese dialect) It's ok honey

You won't believe how busy the highway was

I'm totally unfriending the highway

I won't take it anymore, for you

Yes, don't take it again. Have a seat

No, no, no. Tell me "I...forgive...you"

I forgive you!

People are looking at us, please have a seat

I love your temper

I wallow in your...

I know, I know that

Baby

The balm of my life

Tell me, I'm your servant

We went too fast

I can't imagine how our life would be after marriage

Why?

Our lives will be fabulous

You will go out at night, at your leisure, with your friends

And when you come back from the cold...

From twilight you will find me

Under the covers

And when you slip under the covers

I will jump out

And leave all the warmth for you

Is that marriage?!

To sleep alone?!

If you get scared, bring your mom over

I'm really at a loss for words

Souma...we have to break up

What!

Good evening

Good evening

I follow all of your commercials and video clips

I admire you

Especially the last video clip you were in

The one where you were wearing the dress with a side slit and an ankle bracelet

And when you were bending to hang the laundry

And cleaning the stairs

You were with that singer...

I honestly don't remember his name. They all look the same

He was a softie

Hey!!

Hey!!

Don't you see that she's sitting with me?

Am I invisible?

Who are you?

I'm the softie

I mean...I'm the singer

And you...please...leave us...now

As you wish

Go on, please

I have been really wanting to get to know you

Tell you what

There's a Valentine's day party at Sakkara

They have drinks and there's dancing and partying all night

Why don't you come?

Pardon me, Souma

Laila!

Where are you going?

We can't break up

You will never find anyone as tender and sensitive as me

That is the problem

You're too sensitive

And feelings by themselves are not enough

Souma, have you ever

Even once

Pulled me by the hair and kissed me?

Of course not!

Why not?

I am afraid to hurt you

Oh God!

Tsk-Tsk

Do you need me to speak Egyptian so you can understand?

Speak!

(In Egyptian dialect) You have never snapped on me

Or disagreed with me

I do everything

I say everything

Where to go out and where to eat

In other words, I want a man who will take command in the relationship

A decision maker

A man that will reproach me, not the other way around

Do you understand?

Shouldn't we get going?

You didn't mention your name

Antar!

I love that name

Gone!

The balm of my life is gone

♫ (Song about betrayal) ♫

♫ She knows she can ♫

♫ Forget me ♫

No!!

♫ Betrayal is in her nature ♫

♫ And lives inside her ♫

Why!!

Press pause!

Yes?!

I would like to know

Why do you insist on turning me into a low-life?

Why is there always a catch?

Where are you from dude?

Do you know where Shobra Palace theater is?

Yup

You take the first left, right in front of Mr. Ibrahim's carburetor shop is

The carb...carbo...carburetor shop?

Yeah

But unfortunately they knocked down the theater and built an apartment complex. I had some great memories....

Please!

You have to stop acting like my blabbering aunt

And to hell with the Mina Palace Theater

Shobra...not Mina

Screw it!

Ok man, just calm down

We shouldn't lose each other just over a wish

See...see, you don't take my wishes seriously

Is this not your graduation project or are you just messing with me, man?

Messing with you?!

I just came back from school right now

Don't you see my suspenders and socks

And my school badge is in my backpack

What do you mean messing with you?!

Does a good student come back from class and play Atari?

Play Station

Mared...

Yes

My dear...

Please help me out, I'm a virgin

Why did that word particularly echo

Maybe because the stadium is empty

Go on, go on

Anyways...

She told me, she wanted a man that knew how to...

Reproach her, not the other way around

A man that knows how comand...

That's it!

Command

Easy, piece of cake

Command...commanding

Command is a transitive verb

Commanding is an adjective

Derived from a noun

That can be used to describe...

Who cares?

Compose...

I mean, come on

Commander

Why did that word particularly echo too?

That's a sign, Mared

It's an omen for something

Because I'm so insightful

I understood it. I want that commander thing

So you agree?

Yes

Ok

Commander

A charismatic personality

Baheeg...

Fly away

Coach

We're tried 1-1, and it's the 80th minute. What do we do?

Pull "Mizo" out and put in "Amr"

But Mizo is the...

Are you discussing this with me? Are you crazy?

Get out of my face now. Go!

I'm the commander

God help us

What?

What's this?

What's wrong with that boy?

Why do you keep taking me out?

Why?

What do you mean "keep"?

You're substituted, so get out

What?

What?

Is this going to end

It's my fault for putting him, and that mop on his head, in the starting line up

What is it?

What is it?

Hurry up and get out

You're substituted, so get out

Hurry

Get in there Amr

Move "Wessam"

Are you crazy? Are you going to fight me?

Hold him back, it looks like he's going to hit

Why?

What did I do?

I'm the leader, whether I want to substitute you or not is up to me

Why?

He's a broken record

Get him out of my face

Quiet down

Let's go Mizo

You can't fight him

I'm the commander, I do as I please

I have a philosophy

You'll see

Is he going to actually do it?

It's a goal, it's a goal

Let me go, I want to go home. I want to go home. I want to go home

I was right! I was right!

Amr Zaki, I called him up from "ENPPI"

I was right! I was right

(mouthing) I love you

Coach

They scored two goals in one minute

They're winning 3-2

Holy...what should I do?

Should we put Mizo back in?

...I'm the decision maker

How much time do we have?

2 minutes

I will figure it out

Leave me

Ok coach

My girl, I would have liked to...

But I can't risk Egypt

That's it Shou-shou

As soon as I graduate

I will ask for your hand, we'll get married and have little mischievous genies

Mared, I have been hearing this for the last 112 years

Come on Shou-shou

We're still young

You already waited 112 years, we're at the final stretch

We're almost there

I feel like I'm going to graduate this year for sure

Come on, chill

Ms. Shou-shou, I believe...

This loser will make you wait for another 112 years

Who is she?

She's smart and she helps me study

She's my cousin

Your cousin?

That's what they all say

You are sitting here all lovey-dovey

While I was getting screwed at the stadium

Sorry, I forgot to introduce you

He's a poet

Excuse us Shou-shou, I need to speak to him

What was that?

Why did you do that?

You really embarrassed me

Why are you here so early anyways?

Are you playing dumb?

Do you know who you turned me into?

You turned me into the one person that I am not qualified to be

You know that I'm not into soccer, and Egypt has crucial world cup qualifiers ahead

I can't get Laila at the expense of the whole country

Mared

I'm so dispirited

Strength didn't work, and neither did being a romantic

I don't know what else I can do

Baheeg

I have decided to help you

I have such an amazing idea

Like peeing in the wind

Hit me

There is something everyone ask for when they see us

You're the only one...

Who hasn't asked for it

Money

Money that buys everything

Sometimes it works

(Gulf dialect) Follow me

What was that?

Follow me man, what is this?

It's a beautiful evening

(Switching to Gulf dialect) Welcome, welcome

He's starting to hustle

How can I help you?

I don't need help. I need a shirt

What kind

Oh my god

I'll be straight with you, I need a shirt....

That is very cool

And, how you would say...stylish

And colorful, chic and expensive

You got me?

Get off of me

You're very welcome!

Hustler!

You've graced us!

(Continuing in Gulf dialect) This is the most expensive line and has all your specifications

My friend

(In Egyptian dialect) Why do you keep speaking like that, in that accent?

Why? I am not a foreigner

No buddy!

I'm a regular joe, just like you

I eat foul and Ta'meyah

Check this out

"Good morning, good morning sir!" (dialogue from the Egyptian movie "Bouha")

I love sayings from films

I really like you, you're just a regular guy

This is the latest fashion

A pink shirt

It's sparkling and made of satin

That's my style; simple

How much is it?

17,999 L.E. ( ~$3,600)

Are you trying to hustle me?

Of course not sir, your wish is my command

Why didn't you just say 18,000?

That's very generous

You don't have to do that act

You're sneaky

It has Bob Marley on it

Um, is he famous?

Yes, he's well known

And admired?

Very much so

If I walk down the street, will people point and recognize him?

So, so, so much

As you wish

Tell me dude

What ever you need

How does a Visa card work for you?

An Egyptian mango

She's a piece of pastry

Look, look

You...go...home

Go

What a beautiful evening

Good evening sir

What a sweet evening

Good evening

What a delicious evening

Good evening sir

We have perfumes, creams, make-up, and accessories. What are you looking for?

Huh?

I mean we have many sections

We have a cream section

A perfume section

And make-up and accessories sections

What are you looking for?

I would like anything as long as you're with me

I'm down for anything

I'll go where you take me

Whatever you want sir

We're going down the same path

Perfumes

"It's going to be one hell of a night"

That's from "Samir Ghanim's" movie

Are you looking for men's or women's?

Women's, all the way

Hook me up with the women's

We have Dior, Chanel and Estée Lauder

Estée Lauder is long lasting by the way

And if you like sweet-smelling perfume, we have Angel and Alien

Sweet?

You didn't ask me why

Why sir?

Because she had you, honey

I'm using funny Egyptian slang!

Looks like you keep up

I follow it all

Look sweetie, I would like the sweet-smelling perfume

I would recommend for you to choose from either the Angel or Alien

Or Lolita, it's long lasting and beautiful smelling

You mixed me up and confused me, cutie

Pick the one you like

Sure

Lets get the Lolita because it has a package offer for the perfume with the bag, shower gel, deodorant, lotion...

With a side order of Salad and babaganouj

"H. Dabour" the movie

I love movie quotes

You're hilarious sir

If you buy this package

You get a concealer sample to cover up dark spots under the eye

That is a lot for me to process

I'll take it

Sure, it's a bit expensive

I'm a poor guy

That's the original price

But since you're a first time customer, the discount price will be this

Do I look like a guy that needs a discount?

Excuse me sir

Do you need them cadeau?

No, I'm paying cash

No, what I meant did you need them gift wrapped?

Wrap them...

In beautiful gift wrap like yourself, cutie

Thanks sir, thank you

We're delighted you came by, please go ahead to the cashier, we're at you service

I'm at your service

"Gentle and strong...

...and full of tenderness"

"Flora" Kleenex

I love joking around

I love it, it's all I think about

The customer who just walked out, left these for you

Why would he leave them for me?

Howdy

Are you stalking me or what?

Anyways, I'm glad I caught you because I think you misunderstood me

I can't accept a present from a stranger

I'm not a stranger, sweetie

Anyways, it was just a simple, expensive present

The prophet (Mohamed) used to accept presents

Ok, since you put it that way, I will accept it

Tell you what

Why don't you come

Go where sir?

Let' go...go

I'll drop you off

My dear sweet-heart

As a person who knows the streets

I can't let you walk alone in the street

You may get harassed

Plus I heard in the weather report....

Eggplants? How come?

Because the weather is Mosaka (eggplant dish; and pun for "cold")

Love...

Is the fuel...

The fuel that lights the oven

We have a call from friend, so let's say let's say hello to her

Hello Osama, how are you?

Hello, Hello

So, it's been a while since you called us?

I'm sorry I have been busy, I had a lot of things going on

I understand, go ahead

I wanted your opinion about a situation I'm going through

I met a guy

Sure

He bought me a cadeau and offers me rides

And he asked for my number

And invited me for a Happy-meal at McD's

Sure

And...

Then surprised me, by asking for my hand in marriage

So...

And you know, Osama, that I can't handle another heartache

What about you?

How do you feel towards him?

I do feel attracted to him

But, I still don't know him that well. So...

I really don't know what to do

Well

Then, he is being honest

Go out with him for another day

Get closer

Get to know each other

If you think I should give him a chance, then I will do so

You know how much I trust you

I don't know how to thank you

Of course

Bye bye

Good bye

My dear listeners

I always make the same mistakes

We don't give a chance for others to express their feelings

That...could make us lose a chance of a lifetime

Chance is a beautiful girl, riding a bike

...(a song) by Mohamed Mounir

Shouldn't we go now?

Go...we just got here

To be honest I'm not comfortable here

If my brother comes home and doesn't find me there he's going to make a fuss

Alright, ok, ok

We will hang out for a little, eat and "fly"

Like birds

And eat fiteer (pastry)

That was a rhyming joke

Waiter!

...and drink juice

At your service sir

Ladies first

What would you like?

Neefa (dish)

Neefa (pun with loofa)? Why, are you going to shower?

A neefa, soap and shower!

I got it sir, I got it

I don't think so, but I will ask

If not, then I would like a combo dish and cole slaw

The tangy one!

I'm on a diet

Forget the diet

I want you to get thick and chubby

With stout sexy legs

Ok man, cancel that order

Listen, we want meat...

Platters...

Look, just get the whole menu

The whole thing?

The whole thing

You didn't ask why

Why?

So we can invigorate the "B" (brain) and intoxicate the "H" (head)

That's the phrase from the movie "H. Dabour"

"Hit it, so you can get smashed!"

Sick!

By the way I wanted to tell you something

It sounds like you're a spend-thrift

How do you mean?

Like you know, wasting money

I mean you ordered a lot of food, but only you and I are going to eat

It's only meat...

Boss!

My sweet-hearty

From "El Armouty"

What's this?!

I asked from them to be chilled

They're freezing sir

Chilled!

I was clear

For them to be chilled, we need some humidity

And we have the AC on, sir

I'll chill them

What do you mean chill them?!

Don't jerk me around

Do I look like a foreigner to you?

No man, I have street smarts and I know what's up

"You can't play me for a sucker"

"I'm a regular Frank Abagnale"

From the movie "El Nazer"

Sir, I said I will chill them

That's what I will do

Are you talking back to me?

Huh?

Where's the manager? Where is the manager!

It's no big deal, I'm sure he didn't mean it

Being nice is what makes people like him get away

"Sergeant! Police!"

Ismael Yasin('s movie)

Yes sir, at you service

So...I come here to...

Pay money for what?

To a good time

Right!

So, when an idiot...

Gets in the way of my having a good time...

What happens to him?

He would have to leave

Good!

This boy prevented me from having a good time

What do you mean boy?

Hold it, you can't talk back to him

How could you ruin his night?

Sorry sir

Get out here, get out now

He left

are you jerking me around?

Come back

Come

When I say "leave", I mean fire him

Kick him out

What do you mean fire?

I will discipline him myself

Taking away his livelihood would be unfair

I'll give you $20,000 to fire him

Get out of here you scum, I don't want to see your face again

I will annihilate you

I presume you're having a better time, right sir?

My sweet-hearty

I will take care of you tonight

I'm so happy you're here, please have a seat

And with your wealth

You'll get what you wish

Neither your bloodline, nor your race or beauty

And wealth

A "Taheya Karioka" song

A warm welcome to our gracious guests

And a special, "chilly" welcome

And whoever tries, can take a hike

Let's hear...

A song that goes out to him: "Your love has troubled me, baby"

(Mouthing) enough

Was that money real?

What do you think, monopoly money?

The money that you threw could've married off a whole block

There are marriages that get held up over a grand

That was way too prodigal

God's going to judge you for that

What is wrong with you, why are you so bitter?

What is all this drama for?

What's wrong?

By the way, that doesn't work for me

I like having a good time

I like to come home to a bubbly girl

Not a grouchy one

To be honest, the way you do things is going to make me reconsider marriage

No, no, no. Don't reconsider

I can't lose you

I can't...

Tell you what, why don't you call your brother? What's his name chunky? Clunky?

"Ayman"

Ayman, or whatever his name may be

And call your dad as well

Ask how much they will take to wrap this marriage up

Wrap what up? You're not buying fruits

You crazy banana

No...I came to buy an Egyptian mango

And pastries

No way! You've mistaken me for some one else

Wake up you little kid

Don't think for a second that you bought me with that Happy meal, or the Lolita perfume or the slipper from the Super market

You are nothing without that money that you're throwing around left and right

Look you cute, witty, movie watching boy

I'm not the waiter that you just got fired or the Filipino servant that waits on you

When it comes to me, you draw a red line and a full stop

Is that toilet that just exploded in my face?!

What toilet you mama's boy, I'll eat you alive

That's enough, that's enough

It's not worth it

Come on buddy

You're here?

You son of a...genie!

What a wonderful dream

How cute, were you dreaming?

What an angel

Oh what an angel

Did it work?

No, it failed miserably

But it's fine

Get up, wash up, and let's get on to the next try

What's wrong?

How do you mean?

You're not snappish...

Nor angry...

Nor grinding your teeth

Why would I grind them?

To be clear, I already told you

That only sometimes does it work

Sometimes

What are you talking about

Money

Oh yeah, you're good, you're fine

To say the truth...

You've gone above and beyond

Ok cool, I'm relieved

Next wish!

You loser!

Why are you crying?

My future's in doubt

And I don't know how to help you

And you're never satisfied

Enough child, enough

Come here, come here

What are you wearing

You look like a genie

Give me your hand

Sit

Lend me your attention

To prevent anymore bloodshed

And in the essence of time

What in the world are we going to do?

Sorry, as you see, I was sleeping

I missed what happened

What was the problem with the money

To be honest my friend

Money made me an overbearing...

Depraved person

Flaccid creature

Besides, money doesn't buy everything

You're a good guy

God loves you and you were fortunate not to see that disater

I don't know man

Whoa, whoa, whoa

What is it?

Why not be humorous?

I don't trust you with that hat you're wearing

You'd turn me into Charlie Chaplin

Man, that's too old

I want something new

Something fresh

Cool

Fly away

I'm still here

Sorry

Hit this!

Yummy!

Who do you score from

Hamada Head, you?

Hamada Head too

I can't believe myself

We have the same hair-style...

Dance like each other...

And score from the same guy

Even when I chose to dress "70's" style

I was dressed in "70's" style

Straight up married

But...

A relationship, a commitment and children

I have one fault in my personality

It may ruin our relationship completely

When I eat...

I drop crumbs everywheres

I drop crumbs like there's no tomorrow

Look dude...

I'm totally smitten

Let's get married

You're flawless

No he isn't

This just guy left me in the middle of the wedding

And is messing around

I know I'd find you here

I forgot about you

Where are you going Laila

You turned out to be...

A sissy-boy

Did you hear what she said?

Turns out we swear the same way

Don't you any shame?

With my best friend, my neighbor and all my girl-cousins

You didnt' even spare my auntie Manal

Aunt Manal!

Dabour!

I thought you would change after marraige

Once a cheater, always a cheater

She made a scene

As Bob Marley used to say...

No woman...

No..

Attraction?

Next!

Ok

Power

Next!

No way

Next

Ok, sure

Maturity

What?!

I mispronounced the "u". Maturity

Be honest with me, do have any idea what you're talking about?

No, Baheeg, I don't know

Next!

Ok

What else is there, what else?

Untempered courage

I assume you mean to change me into a lion

That's fantastic

You just read my mind

One second, one second

One second

Here

"The genie's weapon"

It's way too late for you

For God's sake, this is the last try

Ok, ok

Did I make you that distressed, sit, sit please

Sit

Listen...focus, focus

Lend me your attention

Alright

We want to unite

To achieve the highest level of concentration

With it...

We will reach a cohesive idea

And concurrently a comprehensive one

That's it

Meaning?

I have to go down to his level

Look dude

Yeah

We're going to...you know what I mean

We're going to take some of the good stuff from here

Then we're going to add it to the good stuff on this side

Then we can get it right, you know

We'll come up with something rad

You mean like a cocktail

You're my boy!

We blend all the tasty fruits together and get that badass smoothie

Right on, Smoothie King

That's it, I got you!

Look man

An audacious...

But suave guy

Yeah

A courageous and amiable guy

I want that Mr. Genie, I want that

A passionate Prince Charming, that nothing can stand in his way

An epic hero...Legendary

In other words

Amazing and captivating

Fly away

Wait, Mr. Genie

It's over

Tell me the story of the little birdie (ref. to a classic movie)

Mared, please, focus

This is our last try

Don't you worry

Save me from these scoundrels, my love

Let her go, or else I will kill all of you

Look, a birdie

You think I would lie to you?

Scouts honor

Cool

You lying lowlife

My loooooove

Sweet heart

My loooooove

And after 15 days

You will get yours

You bet I'll get mines

Honey I'm home

Hahahahahaha

*Bleeeep*

I'm coming to whoop on you, you sons of...

My love

Have any of these boys done anything to you

No...they just raped me

Cool

What?!

You scoundrels

I will kill you all

What's it this? He doesn't die

He's like Rambo

Bless you

My love

Bless you

Thank you lord

Finish them off

Watch for that scoundrel

Finish him off

My love

I was like a hurricane and destroyed them

I"m over the moon

Now...no body can stop me from getting to you

You won't get to her while were here

We will kill with our own hands

The attached non-identical twins!

We meet face to face, at last

You can't kill us that way

You need to stab us both simultaneously

Told him...

The secret

I have destroyed them like a hurricane

Alright Mr. Hurricane, get up here and untie me

At last, my love

At last

At last

Sorry

And we will live happily ever after

For ever and ever

This marriage cannot be

Why mister?

She's...

Your sister

No way

(Egyptian saying) It's true, life is like a cucumber

One day it's in your hands

And the next...

I'm sorry Baheeg

I appreciate that you tried with a failure like myself

I think I will drop out of school and learn a trade

I'm thinking of opening an internet cafe

You know Baheeg

This time, I'm really upset

Not because I failed

I'm used to that

But because I really wanted to grant you your wishes

I really wanted you to be happy

Congrats

What's this Baheeg

I signed your diploma

Because you really did what you can

It's my fault

I didn't know how to make her love me

Baheeg...

I have to tell you something important

You're a gentle person

With a kind heart

From my experience with human beings

You're a special case

Don't change, Baheeg

Don't try to be anyone but yourself

Believe me

I'm sure you will find the perfect girl for you

That will see you for who you are

Not just based on your appearance

I'm going to miss you very much Baheeg

I have to go

Fly away

You won't do this?

Here

What's your last name

Really?

Mared El kedwany

What I've seen these last few days...

Has taught me a lot

I learned that you may have to look good

But with your actions, you can make your woman see you as the most handsome person

You may not be rich

Then, even if you just get her a flower...

It will be as if you had brought her the treasures of the world

A real man is the one that drives the relationship

Not by yelling or by force

But with wisdom and respect

A real man...

can be nothing

Without a woman

It's like a salad bowl

It can't just be all tomotoes

Nor just cucumbers

Hello

Hey Emmy

I'm fine

What's the name of the doctor that treated your dog

Ok, do you have his number?

Please send it as soon as you can, it's urgent

Because my dog is dying and all the clinics I've been to were closed

Ok, look for it and call me back, it's really urgent

Hello

Hello, Dr. Baheeg?

Yes ma'am, who's speaking?

Ms. Laila!

Yeah, I'm good. What do you want?

Excuse me?

Sorry, how can I help you?

At your service

As you know my doctor has been sick and now he's much worse

Ok, ok, why don't you come by the clinic tomorrow

Please

Please come by the clinic tomorrow and I will do everything possible

I don't think he will last until tomorrow

If you're at the clinic I can come by now

Well, unfortunately...

Clinic?

Clinic?

You are most welcome

You are most...

Please come in

I don't know what's wrong with him doctor

He's not moving and all the way here...

Relax

Let me see

He's in safe hands

Let me see

Oh, coochi-coo

Sorry, may I wash my hands

The W.C. is that way

Oh my

Come with me, you good luck charm

I...I...I can't thank you enough

No problem boss

Mared?

I mesmerized you right?

What are you doing here now?

Honestly, my conscious was nagging me

I can't pass without merit

I possessed the dog to get the card, and bought her right to you

The rest is up to you now

Right buddy?

What am I to do now?

Tell her how you feel

Talk!

Break out of your shell

Baheeg, remember

You're a great guy

Don't try to be like...

Auntie...My blabbering aunt

I beg you, you already told me this

I'm reminding you

Disappear, disappear

Please, disappear

Something wrong doctor?

Oh, yeah, just some flies

Come in, it's now clear

Like I said previously

Your dog has a pesky virus that we still have no cure for

But rest assured, I've been doing some research on this virus

And I've come up with a formulation

I've tried it on multiple dogs

Oh, how rude of me, what would you like?

Nothing, thanks

You must, you're in my home

Is this your home or clinic?

You can say, it's a mix of both worlds

As you can see I live alone in this vast space

So, what would you like?

Do you have hot chocolate?

Did you just say hot chocolate?

Yes, is that a problem?

So you like hot chocolate?

If you don't have it, I can get something else

Don't have any! That's all I have

That is what I live off of

Ma'am, I still get acne because of drinking hot chocolate

One second

(Baheeg's diary)

Sorry

Did you write that?

Yes...no...yes. To be honest, yes

When I'm working

I record my thoughts

Sorry, although I don't know you that well, I have to say this

You have a unusual personality

Is that a good or bad thing?

I mean, you're a doctor that's working on a formulation for a virus that has no cure

And you write beautiful words

Even your home/clinic's decor in non-traditional

And, is that a good or bad thing?

No, it's a good thing of course

I have a small gallery, so I really like this style

Even the picture frames

What's that?

Who's Hanafi?

Hanafi the fish

My grandfather, may he rest in peace, bought him for me when I was young

Rest in peace, Mr. Hanafi

I don't believe this

My friend call me an animal nut

It's because I love animals

It's an untainted world

With simple relationships, unlike humans

I mean, have you ever seen a donkey love another to gain power

Or a rhinoceros leave another because he's broke?

Honestly, no

See, for them it's very easy

Feel attracted...

And decide to cherish each other for the rest of their lives

That's it!

And the dog...

Even the dog

Even the dog

Have you seen a local dog marry a German dog to get citizenship?

No, I meant my dog, how do you think he's doing?

Oh, you're dog

Um, you can leave him here for two days, miss

Miss, he will be fine, miss

Why do you keep saying miss?

Did I upset you?

No, but you don't need to be so formal

I'm just trying to respect you

Oh, I swear, that's not what I meant

I'm sorry, I mean I do resp...

Thank you so much anyways, and I will call you to check on the dog

Pease do

Ok, I will get my purse because I have to go

Please

Miss Laila

I wanted to tell you...that I'm...

Very...happy

To have met you

No, no, no...I understand. I me as well

I wanted to say that I'm...

So glad that I...met...

You

Of course, of course. Go ahead

Yes?

You didn't ask what my dog's name was

What would it be?

Hanafi

(Mouthing) as well?

History will record

And my happiness was complete

When I saw how happy she was when I bought her dog, all better

We spent that day chatting

Over time...

And found that we have so many similarities

I found myself,without any forethought...

Telling her...

(Mouthing) will you marry me?

Yes

Really?

Show me that beautiful smile

There, there it is

Finally

This is the woman I have been looking for

This is the perfect woman