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Hi Kurt.

Is there something I can help you with?

DTF?

Down to fuck.

And what if it says "Discreet"?

Uh, he's not out, or he's cheating.

420 friendly?

Pothead.

This is really hard.

Look, you're more likely to come across Mr. Snuffleupagus

having it on with Big Bird

than finding your boyfriend on that app.

Yep, you've lost me now, I-

- Okay. - Stop.

Hear me out for a sec.

It's all about reading between the lines, alright?

Okay. "Easygoing."

They're probably not.

More likely they are going to be

rearranging your bathroom cabinet on the first date.

Right?

Okay, "Likes a drink or two." Alcoholic.

"Looking for a gym buddy." Hates their body.

And if you ever come across GGF, just block them.

GGF? Is that, is that bad?

Mm -hmm. "Golden Girls" fan, it's very bad.

(laughs) You just made that one up.

I, yes, yes I did, but it sounds real.

Yeah, I mean, I'd believe you.

Mm. Are you getting some sun back there?

- Yes. - Let me just...

Ugh, no, you're blocking my sun.

I'm sorry.

What if I just, you know...

No, don't touch me.

You're in a better spot than I am.

See there's like... okay.

- Just keep working. - Okay, fine.

What about the guy with the Porsche?

[Sally] I know.

We've come through all the dirty Porsche complaints.

See you, Sally

Take it easy, sunshine.

I'll see you tomorrow, Gabe.

You know I'm gonna,

I'm gonna hold you to that movie night.

No, I'm holding you to it.

I still can't believe you haven't seen that film. Later.

[Sally] I love that kid.

Yeah, he's really nice.

[Sally] You know, maybe if you tried

flirting with him a little, you never know your luck

Sally, I have no idea how to flirt.

Everybody knows how to flirt.

That guy was flirting with you last week.

The one with the mullet.

He was hot as.

He wanted you bad.

Yeah, but I just don't see Adam looking at me like that.

You're a catch, mate, I'm telling ya.

Even though I'm socially dysfunctional?

Even though.

Gabe, if I wasn't such a big lesbian

I'd have you in a heartbeat.

Sally, that makes me feel really happy.

But also really uncomfortable at the same time.

Yeah, well, I'd be worried if it didn't.

(Gabe laughs)

Hey, uh, is my brother here?

No, he's already left.

Thanks.

You know, Clay, um,

if you ever needed to talk about anything.

I'm not gay.

I know that, but I'm around if you do.

Okay, thanks, but I don't think I will.

Okay. You never know.

Why did you come the other night?

Adam's a good friend and he needed help.

You don't know me.

I know that you are someone

that he cares immensely about.

God, you would think

he was the older brother, the way he is.

You two don't like, you know?

Oh God, no.

No, no, no, no. I love him, but I don't love him.

Well, if I didn't say it before,

thanks for helping me out, alright.

You didn't, but I appreciate it.

Hey, um, do you think I'm a bit, like, fucked up?

You wouldn't be human if you weren't.

(gentle music)

(door clicks)

♪ Call me when you leave ♪

(Adam laughs)

I don't care what you say,

I'm using the second one.

Wait, let me see.

- Mm-mm. - Give it to me.

- Let me have a look. - Nope.

(Adam giggles)

I think you're too handsome

not to be in the photos with me.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

Oh my God, you're a genius.

I am?

No, no, no, for real.

We should do some pictures together,

but I could do a theme on same sex love.

This is awesome.

I mean, it wasn't my idea, but I'll take the credit.

How did I not think of this?

Like, I mean, it makes so much sense.

If I'm gonna express myself, it's gotta be all of me.

What do you need me to do?

Don't worry, we could try out

like a bunch of different poses

and see what spaghetti sticks.

What kind of spaghetti?

I don't know, maybe we could kiss a little,

see what looks good.

Not holding back anymore, are you?

I'm embracing the new me.

Oh, I, um, I love it.

I love the idea.

But, um, can it wait?

Oh, you, you're leaving?

Yeah, I've got work, I forgot to tell you.

We can do it next time though, yeah?

Sounds good.

Well, I'll see you.

(door creaks)

(door thuds)

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(keypad tones clicking)

Did you get here okay?

Yeah. I mean, I got lost on the way, but I'm here now.

Oh, I love your house.

So random.

How long have you lived here for?

Did your roommate move in at the same time?

Such a nice area.

I wish I could afford somewhere as nice as this.

I think my friend from uni

doesn't live too far from here either.

- She's really funny. - Hey.

Thank you for coming.

♪ It's not your secret ♪

♪ You ain't gotta keep that ♪

♪ You know, you know ♪

♪ You're not alone ♪

♪ Tell me all your regrets ♪

♪ Tell me how you're feeling ♪

♪ You know, you know ♪

♪ You're not alone ♪

This is pretty good coffee.

Well, you can thank my housemate for that.

We're drinking your housemate's coffee.

Yeah, do you know how expensive this shit is?

Yeah. But like, isn't that kind of stealing?

I mean, I bought the machine, so we're even

Fair enough.

Hey, have you ever tried Sins in Seddon?

Best coffee in the west.

No, I haven't, but I'll try it.

Actually, I'm, um, I'm heading to Seddon next week.

Nice, what are you doing there?

Ah, just, well, um, taking my dog to the vet.

Wait, what dog? Where is it?

It's, oh, it's, well, it's my mother's.

Well, aren't you a good boy to your mama?

Oh, sh.

Helping her with her dog and whatnot.

- So nice. - Yeah, I guess.

What's her name?

Muffy.

Your mum's name, not the dog.

Um, I, I need some sugar, do you want some?

Sure.

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This is her second hot water today.

She must have an audition.

No, it's third, I'm counting

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Hi, this is my little brother, Phil.

Don't fuck with him, alright?

Better keep him away from Josh then.

- He loves brothers. - Don't be a dickhead.

Seriously.

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So, like, do you rate me or...

Do I rate you?

Do you think I'm hot?

You're really asking me that, Billy?

Yeah.

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- Hot, though, hot, hot. - Mate.

Maybe I should take this off you.

Yeah? Had one too many?

No, mate, no, I'm fine.

(party-goer retches)

So, like, you think you would get with me? Like...

Billy, you're my mate, why would I-

Like, would you, would you wanna fuck me

if, like, we weren't best friends, you know, like...

I mean, you're an attractive guy, yeah, for sure.

But, let's slow down, yeah?

Yeah.

♪ My body is dead but my hopes are alive ♪

Hey, come in. You look really good today.

Adam, I, I need to tell you something before,

before we do any more work.

- Yeah. - All right, I just, look,

I, I know you've been working really hard on this

and I just, I don't wanna waste any more of your time.

Why would you be wasting my time?

I, I, I've been thinking.

I don't know if this new same-sex theme is for me.

I, I don't, I don't get it.

Just, I,

I understand that this is what you want.

W- what I want.

I thought this is what we wanted.

Oh, I think you might have made that part up.

Wait, wait, you, you told me to come out.

I, I know I did.

Josh, you were the one that wanted this for us.

Well, I, I didn't wanna hide it from Clay, Adam.

I don't wanna plaster my sexuality all around the town.

There, there's a middle ground,

not everything has to be so extreme.

Oh, so I'm being extreme?

- That's not what I meant. - No, seriously,

help me understand.

- How am I being extreme? - Adam,

I only want the world to know that I fuck guys

if I want them to know I fuck guys, it's that simple.

Well, I thought you wanted to do this with me.

I wanted to be a model in your exhibition,

not your vanity project.

- Oh, vanity project? - Yes.

Opposed to what, being stuck in the '90s closet?

Your words, Josh, you can't critique me

- you want both sides - Don't mix what I said

about Clay and what I'm saying about your art, Adam.

I, see, I thought you liked the idea.

You blindsided me.

- I, I didn't know what to say. - So you lied.

I need, I needed time to think.

And your conclusion is that this is all bullshit.

You know you're being melodramatic.

Yeah, well, I'm gay,

you've gotta expect a little drama.

Apparently.

What, what do you want from me?

I, I thought I wanted you.

But now I'm not so sure.

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(door thuds)

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(Adam sobs)

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This store is so cool.

Hi, Kurt.

Do you need some help with anything?

Uh, no, I think we're all good.

I have a quick favor to ask though.

Sure. What is it?

Well, you remember

me telling you about my girlfriend, right?

Well, this is her.

Hi.

I'm sorry, it must slipped my mind.

What's your name?

I'm Heidi, it's lovely to meet you, uh...

Dazi.

So what can I do for you guys?

Well, Heidi's looking for some work at the moment.

You said that you are looking for someone, right?

Yep, sure. We are.

Um. Let me just grab a pen and I'll, uh, get your digits.

Thanks Darren.

It's Dazi.

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(car engine rumbles)

Sure you don't want anything else to eat?

I told you, I'm on a special diet.

I can't eat that stuff.

Coffee's enough.

Muffy will be done in 20 minutes.

I'm not in a rush.

I took the whole day off for you.

It's nice seeing you.

You know I like spending time with you.

I've been flat out with your sister's engagement party.

Yeah, I'm sure it's been a big headache.

No, it's just been busy.

Maybe we could drop Muffy off

and go and see a movie in Yarraville.

I don't have time for the movies, Marco,

your sister needs me.

Can I get you anything else?

[Marco] Oh, we're good.

Now, regarding the guest list, you can bring a friend,

just not a friend, it'll upset your father.

Do you mean a boyfriend?

You know what I mean?

I've never even had a boyfriend, Mother,

not that you would know.

So why would I invent one now

just so that I could bring him with me

to the engagement party?

Don't start.

♪ Times have come, questions to your answers ♪

♪ Movements to see, I'm driven mad ♪

Wait, your eyes are different colors.

You've only just noticed?

Yeah, what, why?

Well, why anything? Why is the sky blue?

Why is the grass green? Why is-

No, seriously, why?

Oh, well, see, I was born with it.

It's, it's called heterochromia,

It's like a genetic eye mutation thingy.

I just kind of popped out that way, just like, sh.

Well, I think it's cute.

(upbeat music)

♪ Life has been put on pause ♪

♪ Life has been put on pause ♪

♪ Life has been put on pause ♪

♪ Easy does it ♪

♪ Reality changing plans ♪

♪ When we shift is in our hands ♪

♪ One way or another I will say ♪

I think it was Josh who served me at Sins yesterday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would've been him.

You didn't tell me how hot he was.

I showed you his photo.

I don't know, maybe it was a bad photo.

How was seeing your mum?

Same old, she's still annoying.

Hey, hey, did you get more wine?

One sec, one sec, one sec.

No, because I'm not your mother, nor do I wanna be.

All right. Well, this is Lola.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm back. Have you spoken with him at all?

Not since that day.

(sighs) Do you think I should text him?

I think you should do what you want.

I'm really asking.

(scoffs) Doesn't matter.

You never listen to me anyway.

And you're gonna do what you want,

regardless of what I say.

I miss him lots.

Yeah, I know you do.

Thought he might've called by now

You were a little harsh to him.

I was so worked up.

I mean, I, I, I don't hate him.

I just wanted him to make me feel safe, that's all.

[Marco] Maybe that's something you can do for yourself,

rather than look for it in someone else.

Not the right time for Marco's Life Lessons.

Maybe not. Salute, I'm gonna go eat now.

- Thanks, Marco. - Goodnight, Adam.

Bye.

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