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(customer moans)

Ah, fuck!

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(customer moans)

You're so good at this.

Can you, uh...

Can you turn over, please?

(customer chuckles)

Sorry. I hope you don't mind.

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(tram screeches)

Five.

You didn't answer my question.

Six.

What? I'm counting, dude (chuckles).

I need one good idea.

Oh, uh, ask him to come over

and watch a horror movie.

It's Friday the 13th today, right?

So it's what people do.

I do not like scary films.

I mean, that's the only advice I got.

How about we do some- some burpees?

20 burpees. And then we'll do some cardio.

Yeah?

20?

Yeah.

Hey, Adam.

Hi, bro.

It's- it's Gabe.

Oh, I knew that.

Uh, are you doing anything spooky tonight?

Why would I be doing something spooky?

It's- it's Friday the 13th.

Oh, yeah. No, it is.

Um, that's not really my thing.

What about you?

Oh, you know, I- I like to watch some scary movies,

stuff like that.

Oh, that's nice.

Um, oh, I'm not really a big horror fan.

"The NeverEnding Story" is as far as I go.

The Artax in the Swamps of Sadness

is enough trauma character from my childhood

to last me a lifetime.

Traumatizing, eh?

Well, sounds good.

I'll have to give it a watch.

Wait, firstly, I can't even comprehend that statement.

You've never seen "The NeverEnding Story?"

But that- that's like saying you've never

seen "The Wizard of Oz."

Why? Is that good too?

You're joking, yeah?

Yes, I'm joking.

All right, what's- what's the second thing?

Don't worry about it, you've aged out too far

to truly experience the trauma

that is the Swamps of Sadness.

Is it really that bad?

It's just an old kid's film.

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- (camera beeps) - (camera shutter clicks)

[Josh] Is Adam gonna eat with us?

Uh, I don't know.

He's always locked up in his room doing art stuff.

Well, does he like mushrooms?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he, uh...

He loves mushrooms, yeah.

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(Adam sighs)

(Josh knocks)

Uh, one sec!

Yeah, come in.

(door clicks)

[Clayton] What are you doing?

Not much.

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I made pizza.

You're a fuckin' idiot.

(Adam and Clayton laugh)

Thanks for the pizza, Josh.

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(cloth scratches)

Where you going?

Uh, I've got a job. I won't be long.

Oh, okay. I'll be here.

I'll call you when I'm walking in.

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What the fuck?

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(Josh screams)

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(lips smack)

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I'm gay.

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Oi, Clay!

- Clay! - What?

Get in here.

What, man?

Uh, the blue or the yellow?

How would I know?

Come on, you're like the closest thing I have to a sister.

Where are you going?

Marco is taking me to my first gay club.

Blue.

You sure not the yellow one?

Oh (sputters), yeah,

the yellow one is definitely gayer.

Oh, perfect.

Thanks, sis.

[Clayton] Fuck you.

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(Marco chuckles)

Yeah.

Um, if you want me, I'll be on the dance floor.

I was, uh, expecting more topless men

dancing in leather with handlebar mustaches.

Oh.

Yeah, see, what you just described is a 80s gay bar

in a Hollywood movie.

Uh, um, and what- what should I do?

(Marco scoffs)

Um, drink and talk to as many cute guys as you can.

What- what about Josh though?

Uh, he's not dating you yet.

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- That's true. - Yeah.

Have fun, okay?

(partygoers chattering)

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Can I get a double gin and tonic?

You want one?

Me?

Yes, stranger, do you need a drink?

Oh, I'm- I'm Adam.

Eric. So yes for gin?

Yes, um, but not a double.

Make it two doubles.

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Thank you.

Eric.

Sorry, bad with names.

I'm bad with faces.

Well, it's a good thing I'm sitting right here

in front of you.

(Adam snickers)

Sorry. No, seriously.

But thank you for the drink and for talking to me.

Can't believe someone actually noticed me.

Oh, plenty have noticed you.

They've been checking you out in their peripherals

all night.

Really? (chuckles)

You're the cute fresh meat.

Plus, you're like one of the better looking gays

- here tonight. - Shut up.

Surely not true.

Here, take one.

Uh, um, but I don't smoke.

Trust me.

(patrons chattering)

(lighter clicks)

(Adam chuckles)

(Eric chuckles)

You're a really great dancer.

I know.

This is my move. Ready?

That's great.

Um, very limiting.

You're really cute too.

I haven't even shown you my party trick yet.

Show me now.

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(lips smack)

Is that it?

Yeah.

(lips smack)

Hey, what are your pronouns?

Uh, I'm a man,

a very gay one.

And you?

I'm non-binary.

Non-binary?

Yeah, I don't identify as either man or woman.

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Really lovely talking to you, Eric,

but I gotta go make sure that my friend

is getting into trouble.

You're gonna ditch me so soon?

Yeah, sorry.

It's- it's not personal.

It was lovely talking,

but I- I gotta go.

Well, I hope I see you again soon

now that you've popped your club cherry.

Yeah (chuckles).

(lip smacks)

Did you kiss my hand?

I did.

Yeah, it's time to go.

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Hey, Josh.

Yeah?

What do you think of hot water girl?

Who's hot water girl?

That girl who comes in all the time, you know?

She only orders the hot water and toast.

Oh (chuckles), you mean no butter girl?

It's not a crime to eat toast without butter.

But do you think she's hot?

Do I think hot water girl is hot?

Is that really the conversation we're having right now?

Yes.

I think she's an actor.

Like, I saw her in here the other day with a script.

We should get her name.

Oh, she- she's coming over.

Could I get some more hot water please?

(patrons chattering)

(Billy stutters)

Yeah, I'll bring it over.

Thanks.

Cute or not cute?

I mean, she's cute,

but she's not my kind of cute.

(phone buzzes)

Is that your type?

(Josh chuckles)

Dude, is that Clay's brother?

Oh, okay, so all of a sudden you're the authority

on what's ethical and what's not?

How many times have you flirted with my sister?

- Fuck off. - Yeah.

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Adam, I need you to move the car now.

Ask Clay to move it. It's his car.

Uh, you drive it too,

and, besides, he's at school.

Hurry up! I'm late for my date.

Yeah, okay. Okay.

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Is it true what you said at dinner?

Yeah. Why?

Why didn't you tell me?

I can never find the right time.

And meeting my boyfriend for the first time was?

Hey, well, you wanted him to get to know us,

now he does.

Well, he didn't shock him, you know?

He is very gay-friendly.

His sister's a lesbian.

Mm, yeah, because no lesbian

has ever had a brother who wasn't gay-friendly.

Move the bloody car, will you?

Okay, well, stop talking to me then.

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Adam!

Josh, you're here.

Well, I guess that sad face meant you missed me, huh?

Maybe.

It's all right, I missed you too.

(Josh moans)

You're getting good at that.

I've had a better practice lately.

Oh, yeah? Anyone I should be jealous of?

What makes you ask that?

Clay said you went clubbing last weekend.

I did, and?

Nothing. I'm sure you had a good time.

Yeah. Yeah, I did.

Would've helped if I smoked.

What?

No, nothing. Nothing.

It was fun.

I- I didn't kiss anyone,

if that's what you're asking.

I was actually thinking of you the whole time.

You mean to tell me

that you could've had anyone there,

but you didn't because of me?

What makes you think

- I could've had anyone? - Adam, you're gorgeous.

I don't think that's how I look.

And the fact that you don't even know it makes it hotter.

So how do you like being out?

It's the same, really.

I mean, at least now I get to watch rom coms

- (Josh and Adam chuckle) - with less judgment.

Did you tell Clay that we hooked up?

Not yet.

I'm afraid he might not take it too well.

He's not as straight-edged as you think.

What do you mean?

Talk to him.

Yeah.

Okay. No, I will, later.

You kissing anyone else?

Not of late.

Why not?

No one's doing it for me like you are.

Well, that's obvious.

(Adam knocks)

Can I come in?

Yeah.

Can we talk?

No, if it's about you being gay,

that's old news for me.

How'd you know?

(Clayton chuckles)

You couldn't even take a shit when you were little

without taking your little mermaid doll with you.

Anyway. Look, it's about Josh.

Mum said she saw him here before.

Yeah, he was looking for you.

We ended up having a chat.

About me?

Yeah.

(Clayton chuckles)

Look, I'm not really sure how to talk about this.

Look, I don't wanna talk about it.

I just wish Josh had kept his fucking mouth shut,

so, uh, now I can't trust him.

I'm- I'm not following you.

No, it's actually fine,

'cause I don't even care, like-

What?

I'm not gay like you.

It's just for extra money, all right?

What are you talking about?

Josh didn't tell me that,

whatever that is.

Then what are you talking about?

Me and Josh hooked up.

Um...

Are you, uh...

Are you fuckin' kidding me?

I'm so sorry, I-

No, you don't fuck your brother's mates!

Well, you see, he actually fu-

Don't fuckin' tell me

what you did.

You're a fucking friend fucker.

You know what?

Go suck a cunt.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Go suck a cock, cunt.

Fuck me. (Adam sighs)

It just happened, Clay.

I've never done anything like this before.

I can't fucking believe you right now.

He texted me.

What, "Let's fuck behind your brother's back?"

No, it was actually really sweet.

He wrote, "Any time."

"Anytime," what?

(Adam stutters)

It- it doesn't matter,

but what the hell is going on

- with you? - Nothing.

It has nothing to do with you.

- You can tell me. - Really?

What did you do?

It's not...

Fuckin'...

(Clayton sighs)

I just give guys massages for money.

That's all.

Is it part of your school stuff?

No.

Why, then?

Dad's not coming back, all right?

(Adam scoffs)

And Mum's too stubborn to let anyone help her,

even though we both know she's struggling, yeah?

So I'm looking after me,

and she won't have to support me anymore.

And how, where- where do you meet these guys?

I use gay dating apps.

- It's not that hard. - Mm.

I have a space I do it at,

or sometimes I go to their place.

Mm, yeah, well, guys use them to hook up.

Are you doing anything else?

No, I'm not gay,

I'm just topless, that's it.

Do they have clothes on?

Well, it's easier if they don't.

Okay, I'm not judging,

but this sounds a little gay to me.

I don't do happy endings.

It's just something I do and I'm good at it.

I guess it could lead to a better career path

if you did it professionally.

Yeah, in sports physio,

I get to work on all the footy players.

Okay. No, I see the value in that.

See, it's nothing.

(Clayton sighs)

Are you gonna be salty with me about Josh?

Do you like him?

Yeah (chuckles).

Yeah, I do, he's, um,

he's the reason I came out to everyone.

Well, don't be a cunt to him, all right?

'Cause he's a good mate,

and I'd hate to lose him if things

get messy between you two.

I- I won't (chuckles),

and it won't.

Okay.

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Um, and Clay-

Hmm?

Just- just be careful.

Mm.

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How many times we gotta watch "Now and Then?"

It's a good movie.

[Character] It's okay, I'm not scared.

I actually begged for it.

Do you think Christina Ricci was damaged

when she found out Rosie O'Donnell

was playing the old version of herself?

You made that joke last time we watched it.

[Character] Where were you last night?

Well, what's- what's that one with Laura Linney

where she helps her messed up brother?

That's- that's like half her roles.

I don't know where to begin.

"Love, Actually," that's it.

But let's watch that

- next time. - Okay.

(phone buzzing)

Clay, what's up?

What- what happened?

S- s- slow down.

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