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-[pen scratching]
-[papers shuffling]
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[muttering]
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Ah, Doctor, sorry to interrupt.
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Uh… what are you working on?
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Oh, uh, I'm journaling. [exhales]
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I've been looking for something
to fulfill me, and I've found this works.
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Well, you should write
in your journal that you were wrong.
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Remember how it was your idea
to help someone I didn't care about
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to prove I could be God?
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-No.
-Well, it didn't work.
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Because I ended up caring for him,
so back to square one.
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You know…
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I've found the best way to get answers
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can be to look to the past.
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We met because of a case,
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which I'm realizing
I don't know a lot about.
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Those details might be enlightening.
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For you.
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Of course.
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Okay. Well, a…
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friend of mine had been murdered,
someone I cared about quite a bit.
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Delilah, right? The singer?
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-She was a patient of mine.
-That's right.
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That's right. It was
the first time that Chloe and I met.
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We caught the killer… [scoffs]
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…a record producer who
was trying to profit from Delilah's death.
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Tell me about him.
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Oh, well,
he was a vile, horrid little man.
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He was the worst.
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He's perfect.
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Perfect for what?
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Well, I don't want to fall into the trap
of caring about someone again,
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so who better to help than someone I hate?
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Oh, Doctor, you're a genius.
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This totally makes up
for your earlier bad advice.
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What-- what was his name?
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Why was he horrid? Do you remember
anything else about the case?
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[sighs]
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-[rock music playing]
-[vocalizing]
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[croaking]
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-Ah, you're here.
-Where else would I be?
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[sighs] Good point.
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How far do you think
a frog could fall and live?
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Sounds like a fun experiment…
for us, less the frog. [chuckles]
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You're welcome
to use my penthouse if you wish.
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-I'm not gonna do that, Lucifer.
-Oh.
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[exhales] So is this amphibious fellow
your latest suspect?
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I think this frog
is something else entirely.
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Oh?
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I think it could be tied to something big.
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Really big.
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Something mind, body,
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and soul-altering.
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[croaking continues]
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But I'm not ready to reveal it just yet
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because I think it might
make me sound a bit kooks.
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-Unless you really wanna know--
-I-- I respect your privacy, Miss Lopez.
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Besides, I'm working
on something very important myself.
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-And I need your help.
-Oh, sure.
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I'm looking for a criminal who, uh,
should still be in the police system.
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Oh, I can look him up for you.
What's their name?
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Jimmy Barnes.
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Last I heard,
he's in some sort of insane asylum.
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Kind of my bad,
but trust me, he had it coming.
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Oh, well, I found him, but…
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Well, see for yourself.
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-[elevator bell dings]
-[sighs]
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Hey, Lucifer, you know,
I was thinking, uh…
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maybe it's best if I put
Amenadiel's necklace back in the…
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in the safe.
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-Are you going somewhere?
-I am indeed. Now which do you prefer?
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The iconic white or pomegranate
for more of an "original sin" vibe?
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[hesitates] Uh…
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-The white?
-That's what I was thinking.
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An occasion like this
requires the classic look.
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Wait. W-what occasion?
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Well, I went to see the doctor again,
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and I realized if I'm going to be God,
then I need to help someone that I hate.
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So, I am gonna help
Jimmy Barnes, of all people.
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[laughs] Jimmy Barnes?
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The same Jimmy Barnes
who killed your friend and--
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and who went insane
when he saw your devil face?
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Throw in his rather tremendous fivehead
and you've described him to a T.
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Well, I hate to tell you this, but he died
a year ago in a mental hospital.
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Yeah, I know that too.
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So I'm just gonna pop down
to Hell to see him.
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It's almost easier this way, really.
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Oh, okay.
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So when do we leave?
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[laughs]
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No, no, no, this is a terrible idea.
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Worst I've heard since
some genius decided to cancel Bones.
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-Why?
-[Lucifer] Oh, where do I start?
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That show was the perfect combination
of procedure and banter--
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[Chloe] No, I mean, Lucifer,
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I'm talking about me going down to Hell.
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Oh.
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Well, first and foremost,
it's never been done.
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Probably because mortals can't go
down there, not when they're alive anyway.
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I'm not even sure
if you'd survive the trip.
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And, look, even if you did,
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the place is full of terrible dangers.
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It's-- it's… [sighs]
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Well, it's Hell.
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So, why don't you go home,
put your feet up?
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-I'll pop this back in the safe--
-No!
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[gasps]
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Lucifer,
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this makes me incredibly strong.
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So, shouldn't it help me
survive a trip to Hell, you know?
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[Lucifer sighs] Well…
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[hesitates]
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[sighs] Actually, yes, I suppose it would,
but I'm not sure it's worth the risk.
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This isn't your problem, Chloe.
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Listen to me.
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Jimmy Barnes shot me in the chest.
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I almost died, Lucifer.
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Oh, I remember.
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I hate the bastard.
I mean, he truly is perfect for this.
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Okay, so listen,
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if I'm meant to be God's consultant,
I should know everything, right?
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I mean…
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we-- we are partners, aren't we?
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[exhales] That we are.
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All right. [sighs]
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Come on.
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-Whoa. Right now?
-There's no time like the present.
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Okay, let's do it.
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[sighs] I will never get tired of that.
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-Ready?
-Ready.
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[whooshing]
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I'm back. I'm back.
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Yeah, okay. So I held up
my end of the deal, now you--
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Lucifer, look out!
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There's a-- there's a crazy angel here.
She's gonna kill you!
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[panting] Lucifer, you're in danger!
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There's an evil,
mean murder angel right here!
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What are you doing?
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I'm foiling your plan.
I fooled you, didn't I?
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Huh?
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You thought I'd help you kill Lucifer,
but I learned my lesson.
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I'm not here to help you.
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-I'm here to stop you.
-And how are you going to do that?
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[shouts]
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-[laughs]
-What the hell?
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-[shouts]
-[chuckles lightly]
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[gasps] How are you doing this?
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[chuckles] I'm not.
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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I don't understand.
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You literally just--
just carried me up here in your arms.
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Yeah, I sure did. From Hell.
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And now we're in the land of the living,
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and you, uh, aren't.
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Your body is worm food.
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You're just a--
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-A ghost?
-Yeah.
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W-- Why didn't you tell me
this would happen?
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Why didn't you tell me
you were going to betray me?
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[hesitates]
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-That's different!
-Yeah, whatever.
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Anyway, clearly Lucifer's not home.
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But I can wait.
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[chuckling]
I'd say pull up a chair, but, you know.
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-[thunder rumbling]
-[panting]
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[exhales]
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So,
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each one of these doors
leads to a different hell loop?
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Yes.
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Oh, come on.
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It's best not to dwell.
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Lucifer.
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What is that?
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That is my throne.
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[rumbling]
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[Chloe] Wow.
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[gasps]
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-It looks so lonely.
-[sighs]
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It was.
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It was.
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What is it?
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I can't seem to find Jimmy's hell loop.
He should be right around here.
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Um, do they move?
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They're not supposed to.
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Something's off.
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-[rumbling]
-[chains clinking]
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[creaking]
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[Chloe gasping]
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Don't wanna get trapped
in someone's hell loop, trust me.
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Been there, done that, stabbed
my brother to death a million times.
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[groans]
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Ah! Ah, it's down this way.
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[rock music playing]
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♪ Baby, close your eyes ♪
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♪ Walking through the fire
For the first time ♪
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♪ Oh, my dear ♪
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♪ Standing in the clear
Caught in the crossfire ♪
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♪ It's only rock and roll ♪
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I'm looking for Amenadiel.
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Just… Amenadiel. Apparently that's it.
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That's me.
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-[chuckles]
-That's your full name?
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God-given.
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[chuckles]
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I'm Officer Harris.
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And you thought my name was weird.
[chuckles]
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Because "Officer" is, uh…
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I mean, I know that's not your full name.
Why would that be your full name?
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Aww.
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You're here for Amenadiel's
first day of field training.
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-I knew you were a softy.
-Shut your mouth, Ellen.
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I'm only here to learn
what I can use to make fun of him.
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Who's the brick wall?
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Aww, man, Sonya is his training officer?
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-Talk about drawing the short straw.
-Why?
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[Ella] Because she is a real hard-ass.
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Tough as hell.
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I mean, most of her trainees wash out.
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Really?
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Yep. [sighs]
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Good luck, Amenadiel.
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-[chuckles]
-See you, Maze.
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So how are you going to help Jimmy?
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I mean, h-how do you help
somebody who's in Hell?
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That, I don't know the answer to yet.
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Good thing I brought
my partner with me, isn't it?
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Ah! This is it.
229
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,234
[exhales] Even his door was vile.
230
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,655
Uh, now, remember,
231
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,158
every hell loop is different,
so we could be in for anything.
232
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,245
[sighs] I'm ready.
233
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,914
[scoffs] Well, I hope so,
234
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:13,417
'cause knowing Jimmy, it's probably
quite twisted and terrifying.
235
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:21,634
Good news is
I shall be in complete… control?
236
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,554
[both gasp]
237
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,100
[Chloe gasps]
238
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,770
Oh, wow.
239
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,063
[gasps]
240
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,524
-Chloe, is my chin…
-Butt-like?
241
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,109
I was gonna say,
"This amazing in real life."
242
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,027
"Butt-like"?
243
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:43,697
So, turning into cartoons,
this, uh, this isn't normal?
244
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,950
[chuckles] Definitely… [blubbers]
245
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,036
-Definitely not.
-[scoffs] You did drive Jimmy insane.
246
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:52,206
Maybe that's why you had
a hard time finding the door earlier,
247
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,792
and why this hell loop is different.
248
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:58,212
-[Lucifer] Oh, no. No, this is terrible!
-Because you broke Jimmy Barnes' brain?
249
00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,756
I'm a smoothie! Nothing, look!
250
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:01,715
Oh!
251
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:06,595
[chuckles] Oh, I'm sure
it won't stay that way. Right?
252
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,181
Right. Right. [chuckling]
253
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,558
Of course.
254
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:14,270
[gasps] Ooh-ah! This feels so weird.
255
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,400
Wait, is this because
I have Amenadiel's necklace or--
256
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,902
-Or, well, because I'm a cartoon?
-[grunts]
257
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,029
Oh, gosh, you know what? Who cares?
258
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,241
[crashes]
259
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,451
-Oh! C-Chloe!
-Oh, this is amazing!
260
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,453
-Chloe!
-Oh, whoa!
261
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,039
-Chloe!
-[accordion notes play]
262
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,833
No. I can't believe I'm saying this.
263
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,544
-But look, I think we need to focus.
-[plays accordion]
264
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,796
Hmm. Yes. Jimmy Barnes.
265
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,841
[blowing, grunting]
266
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,763
Well, if you were wondering
how to help Jimmy,
267
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,307
I think we have our answer.
268
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,476
You broke him, and now, you can fix him.
269
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,519
Good idea.
270
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,062
And you know what?
271
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,315
I think I've been here before.
272
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,194
Aha!
273
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,531
This is the moment
I crashed Jimmy's wedding.
274
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,743
Right after you and I first met, in fact.
275
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,913
If there is anyone here
who would oppose this…
276
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:18,542
Oh, hello, this is my cue. Now get ready,
Chloe, 'cause I make quite the entrance.
277
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:22,630
-Speak now or forever hold your peace.
-Excuse me!
278
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,509
Yeah, I have a problem.
279
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,762
-[gasping]
-Jimmy Barnes.
280
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,014
-[gulps, groans]
-Remember me?
281
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:35,017
She said you tried
to get her back recently…
282
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,811
That is quite the entrance.
283
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,647
Is that supposed to be me?
284
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:43,067
Allow me to introduce myself.
285
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,070
-[woman giggling]
-Lucifer Morningstar.
286
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:50,115
Oh, that's absurd.
And his chin definitely looks like a butt.
287
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,910
You know what?
Screw Jimmy Barnes. I'm out!
288
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,370
[scoffs]
289
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,126
[indistinct chattering
over police scanner]
290
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,508
Probably wondering
why I signed up for this.
291
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,884
Not really.
292
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,932
Yeah, well, I have a son now.
293
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:16,934
And, uh…
294
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,939
I wanna make the world a better
for him. For everyone, actually.
295
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,984
So I want you to know
that I'm in it for the long haul.
296
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,611
Really committed.
297
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,573
To what, exactly?
298
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,743
Well…
299
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,454
putting criminals away.
300
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,291
[man on radio] Police officerÂ
needs assistance, 594,
301
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,544
on the corner of Barrington and 3rd.
302
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,964
594. That's vandalism. [chuckles]
303
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,800
This is car 77,
right around the corner, I got this.
304
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,051
[man] Copy, 77.
305
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,888
[siren wails]
306
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,062
-[Harris] Hey, Officer, what's up?
-Hey, thanks for coming.
307
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,857
We caught a perp
spraying some pretty foul graffiti.
308
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,192
Okay, we'll take him.
309
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,448
It was horrifying. I'll never look
at the elderly the same way again.
310
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,701
All right, well, we'll take it from here.
311
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,162
I close my eyes, and they're still there.
312
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,664
I think they'll always be there.
313
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,375
[shudders]
314
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,003
-[door opens]
-[Mazikeen grunts]
315
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,171
[door closes]
316
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,012
-Lucifer, we can't just leave.
-Oh, yeah?
317
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:39,349
Watch my cartoon keister do just that
and not the one on my bloody chin.
318
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,019
[grunts]
319
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,441
[devils laughing]
320
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,109
[groans]
321
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,277
[devil laughs]
322
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,987
Ow! [groans]
323
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,282
Look, I know this makes
helping Jimmy all the more difficult,
324
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,326
but maybe it makes the goal--
325
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,411
All the more worthy. You're right.
326
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,039
Of course you're--
What are you looking at?
327
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,249
I'm still new to this,
328
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,336
but do the doors normally disappear?
329
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,631
Um…
330
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,718
I'm sure it's not a problem.
I'll just summon a new one.
331
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:15,636
[Chloe] Hmm.
332
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:19,515
[straining]
333
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,016
[gasps] Nothing!
334
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,393
Not only can I not summon the door,
335
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,188
I don't feel
the normal control I have in Hell.
336
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,899
Lucifer, what are you saying?
337
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,693
-I think we may be trapped in here.
-[gasps]
338
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,408
I won't stand for this.
339
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,493
[Chloe gasps]
340
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,746
-[Lucifer] Ow! Ow!
-[gasps]
341
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,332
[groaning]
342
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,917
H-hey-- Lucifer!
343
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,002
Come on!
344
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:50,712
Yikes!
345
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,260
[grunting, panting]
346
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,011
Bloody cartoon logic!
347
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,974
Wow! Huh!
348
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,810
Oh! Oh!
349
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,229
-[straining]
-Lucifer.
350
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,773
[chuckles, grunts]
351
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,859
[squeaking]
352
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,612
Whoa! [grunts]
353
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,365
Lucifer… [sighs]
354
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,576
[Lucifer continues grunting]
355
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,870
[straining] Get your fingers around it.
356
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,913
-Just pull it down…
-Wow!
357
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,915
-[Lucifer] Ow!
-That's-- Yeah. There's nothing.
358
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,375
[chuckling] Nothing down there.
359
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,002
[Lucifer straining] Come on!
360
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,712
Oh, come on.
361
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:34,631
Right! [grunts]
362
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,595
We really are trapped in here.
363
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:43,182
Uh, maybe not.
We came here to help Jimmy Barnes, right?
364
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,808
Well, if we stabilize him mentally,
365
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,727
maybe you can regain control
of his hell loop.
366
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,228
-[Devil] Hey.
-Hey.
367
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,274
Hey. It looks like
the next loop is starting up.
368
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,026
-Are you ready?
-I am.
369
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:57,863
Uh, did you like his chest hair?
'Cause I could grow out a tuft like that.
370
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,573
No, I'm good, thank you.
371
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,033
[chuckles] Right. Of course.
372
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,284
[Chloe] Right.
373
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,369
[rock music playing]
374
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,872
♪ Whoa-oh! ♪
375
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,129
♪ Whoa-oh! ♪
376
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,262
[Mazikeen] So, um…
377
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,472
you in the front.
378
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,015
Baldy.
379
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:31,063
You look strong and very ready for battle.
380
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,692
You look like you could kick ass, man,
and win any fight.
381
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,486
Criminals probably cry when they see you.
382
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,404
-Listen, I know her--
-[Mazikeen] No, you don't.
383
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,823
-Maze.
-Random dude I've never met.
384
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,662
I'm sorry, I don't know
what she's doing or why she's doing it.
385
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,623
God damn it, Amenadiel, we had this.
386
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,583
We didn't have anything, Maze.
387
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,920
I guess this is some crazy plan of hers
to somehow make me look good.
388
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:58,674
Well, she made you look good
by committing vandalism, which is illegal.
389
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,927
Right, but it is just graffiti,
though, right?
390
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,554
-[chuckles]
-Right. Textbook gateway misdemeanor.
391
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,265
-Next up, armed robbery.
-[Mazikeen] Ooh, that sounds nice.
392
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,434
-[Harris] Then murder.
-Been there, done that.
393
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,936
-She's kidding.
-I don't kid.
394
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,521
[Harris] You wanted to catch criminals.
395
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,940
So we caught one,
and we're taking her to prison.
396
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,860
Yeah, but that seems a bit excessive.
She's harmless.
397
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,280
Mostly.
398
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,292
Once a criminal, always a criminal.
399
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,004
I mean, if you don't know that, then
maybe you're not cut out for this job.
400
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,342
Well, then I guess I'm not,
because I will never think that way.
401
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,014
I hope so.
402
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,309
-Here's your stop.
-[Mazikeen] What?
403
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,146
Really?
404
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,816
This isn't prison.
405
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,860
A women's shelter, seriously?
406
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,655
Seems like you're going through
some stuff. There's good people here.
407
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,116
They might be able
to give you the help you need.
408
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,330
I thought you were supposed to be tough.
What the hell is this?
409
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:15,667
This is police work.
410
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,058
-[Devil] Excuse me!
-[gasping]
411
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,851
Yeah, I have a problem.
412
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,394
-[woman gasps]
-[Devil] Jimmy…
413
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:38,648
All right, let's get this absurd character
assassination over with, shall we?
414
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:42,277
You're short, sweaty and altogether fugly.
415
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,612
Did you actually say that?
416
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,947
Well, maybe some
of the details are accurate.
417
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,576
You're only holding her back. [slurps]
418
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,745
-[grunts]
-I never said that!
419
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,497
See? I'm being slandered.
420
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,709
-This homunculus is a human stain.
-[Jimmy yelling]
421
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,921
Okay, that is a little abridged,
but me again.
422
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:03,298
Shall we interrupt this tirade?
423
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,219
Hmm, I mean, what is this?
A wedding or a--
424
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:08,929
Uh, excuse me.
425
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:11,515
I'm in the middle of, uh,
doing one of my performances.
426
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,100
-[audience clamoring]
-[grunts]
427
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,437
-[growls]
-[huffs] All right, let's do this.
428
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,523
[cackling]
429
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:22,901
[grunts]
430
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,946
[screaming]
431
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,074
Ha ha ha!
432
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:32,035
[laughs] Maybe this isn't so bad.
433
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,620
[grunts]
434
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,580
[shouts] Ha ha ha!
435
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:39,668
[growls, shouts]
436
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,712
[grunts, laughs]
437
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:43,964
[yells]
438
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,591
[screams]
439
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,635
-That's it! Yeah!
-[Devil grunting]
440
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,096
Ooh, in the nuts! In the nuts.
441
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,556
-[blow lands]
-[screams]
442
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:53,473
Bingo!
443
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,683
[Devil] Really hurt!
444
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,685
Not the horns! Not the horns!
445
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,520
-Not the horns!
-Very good, Chloe.
446
00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:02,858
[spitting]
447
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:06,486
Ah! Apple juice!
Well, this place can go **** itself.
448
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,238
**** apple-- instead of whiskey--
449
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,657
Even if it's a cartoon--
should have **** whiskey.
450
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,619
Look, if you don't mind wrapping it up…
451
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:18,915
[devils mocking]
452
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,000
[blowing raspberries]
453
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,669
[snarls]
454
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:23,670
All right.
455
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,672
Oh!
456
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,632
[chuckles] Very good, Chloe.
457
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,426
[whistling]
458
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,219
-[explosion]
-[sobbing]
459
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,471
Jimmy!
460
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:33,555
[whimpers]
461
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,682
-Let's chat.
-It's you.
462
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:37,893
You ruined my wedding.
463
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,603
Come on, Jimmy.
464
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,688
This? This is your torture?
465
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,482
Was me interrupting your sham wedding
466
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,650
really the worst thing
that ever happened to you?
467
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:49,696
Listen, are you sure
we wanna go somewhere worse?
468
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:54,117
Since this hell loop is broken,
I fear the only way out is in.
469
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:57,245
We need to go deeper,
get to the real source of it all.
470
00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:01,833
-Come on, Jimmy. Show me your real hell.
-[gasps]
471
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,336
["Hungry Like the Wolf"
by Duran Duran playing]
472
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,340
[whimpers]
473
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:11,968
-[music continuing]
-[chattering]
474
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,386
Wassup, dudes?
475
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,723
-[man] How you doin', brother?
-[man 2] Not bad!
476
00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:19,184
-[women giggling]
-[woman] One, two…
477
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,728
-This is definitely worse.
-[chattering continues]
478
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:23,563
-[man 3] Forget about that.
-[Lucifer] Hmm.
479
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,106
[woman 2] Forget it!
480
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,616
Dude, you almost got it. I saw it move.
481
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:35,659
Really?
482
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:36,743
[chuckles]
483
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:39,871
Okay, fine.
484
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,457
So I can't call for help.
485
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,626
But you know what? I don't need to.
486
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,547
Are you gonna run through me again?
'Cause honestly, it kind of tickles.
487
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,923
No, I don't need to,
488
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:55,011
because once Lucifer gets here,
it's gonna be a bloodbath. For you.
489
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,137
Oh, yeah?
490
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,389
[Dan] I mean, come on.
491
00:25:57,472 --> 00:26:00,892
The dude's the king of Hell.
He's super strong and invulnerable.
492
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,395
He's basically the most dangerous being
in the entire universe.
493
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,688
How do you plan to fight that?
494
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,944
Oh, wow, you have wings.
Lucifer's got 'em too.
495
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,029
What are you gonna do, fan him to death?
496
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:14,823
[metal clinks]
497
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:16,783
[Dan laughs]
498
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,788
Okay, that's-- that's different.
499
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:23,373
Anything else?
500
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:25,083
-[sighs] Listen.
-[wings flap]
501
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:28,169
I understand that you wanna kill Lucifer.
502
00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,422
Hell, I tried to kill him.
503
00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:34,509
But I came to realize
that he's actually a really good guy.
504
00:26:34,592 --> 00:26:38,013
Now whatever's going on with you,
whatever pain that you're dealing with,
505
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,764
let's just-- Let's talk about it.
506
00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:45,854
I know what it feels like to be
in pain and wanna hurt someone.
507
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:49,858
But the person who gets hurt the most…
508
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,361
it's always yourself.
509
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,740
Dan.
510
00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:57,699
Yeah.
511
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,913
How did you
almost kill Lucifer? [chuckles]
512
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,290
I'm serious!
513
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,751
Me too. I think I overestimated him.
514
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:10,962
Look, you're clearly
going through something,
515
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,256
and all I'm saying is that I'm here.
516
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,215
To listen.
517
00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,135
In that case…
518
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,306
-[beeps]
-[rock music playing]
519
00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:23,975
I meant… to you.
520
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:26,353
To your feelings.
521
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:34,694
["Bust a Move" by Young MC playing]
522
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:45,080
♪ This here's a jam for all the fellas
Trying to do what those ladies tell us… ♪
523
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,040
[Chloe sighs] At least we're normal again.
524
00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:47,999
[Lucifer] Indeed.
525
00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:54,464
This hell loop is very '80s,
even for the time.
526
00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:57,342
Ah, yabba dabba do me, the devil is back.
527
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,636
Oh, is your control back too?
528
00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,221
[Lucifer] Uh…
529
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,015
[exhales]
530
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,810
No. Still nothing.
531
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:11,856
[exhales] Look at the storefronts.
They have no doors.
532
00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:16,277
Jimmy's soul must still be on the fritz.
533
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,863
Right. We need to find
that little monster and sort this out.
534
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:22,075
This is more than 30 years ago.
How are we ever gonna recognize him?
535
00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:25,870
I wouldn't worry about that, 'cause
I would know that fivehead anywhere.
536
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,039
[women laughing]
537
00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,165
-Huh.
-Come on.
538
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:34,629
♪ You're on a mission and your wishin'
Someone could cure your lonely condition ♪
539
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,841
♪ Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls… ♪
540
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:40,427
[sound distorts]
541
00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:44,639
This isn't the store
that we followed Jimmy into.
542
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:48,101
Hell loops are a mélange of
nightmares and greatest hits. [chuckles]
543
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:51,312
A touch of the surreal
can do wonders for the torture. Hmm.
544
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,565
-[Chloe] Hmm.
-Oh, speaking of torture…
545
00:28:54,607 --> 00:28:59,028
[sighs] Guyliner.
Really, what were they thinking?
546
00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:00,613
[laughs]
547
00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:03,783
-What?
-Nothing.
548
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,285
[Jimmy] All right, a toast!
549
00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,663
To Wednesday's Child's first single…
550
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,666
going platinum!
551
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,377
[Chloe] Yeah, Wednesday's Child.
552
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,005
They had that one-hit-wonder,
you remember?
553
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:20,133
Like… [scatting rock tune]
554
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,052
[Lucifer] Ah!
555
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,096
Oh, what are you looking for? A clue?
556
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,849
Forgot. The '80s weren't all bad.
[chuckles]
557
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,226
[Jimmy laughing] Guys. Come on.
558
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,979
I know, uh, moody is a part of your brand,
559
00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,898
but this is something to celebrate!
560
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:38,109
This is only the beginning.
561
00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:41,154
To our first success!
562
00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:43,072
And so many more to come!
563
00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:45,950
Yeah.
564
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,286
About that.
565
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:52,874
You're fired, dude.
566
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:55,543
[laughs]
567
00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:57,504
What?
568
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,174
-What are you talking about?
-I'm sorry, Jimmy.
569
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,885
Your sound is so mainstream.
570
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,887
We…
571
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,597
we wanna make real music.
572
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,141
Truth is…
573
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,270
-[distorts] …you're only holding me back.
-You're holding me back.
574
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,357
[Chloe] Is that normal?
575
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,192
Absolutely not.
576
00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:20,777
[gasps] "You're only holding me back."
577
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:23,988
That's one of the things the devil monster
said to Jimmy in the cartoon. Remember?
578
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:24,906
Indeed.
579
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,178
[Jimmy] Yeah, yeah.
580
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:52,267
Yeah, well, you didn't hear it from me,
but Wednesday's Child are total frauds.
581
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:53,977
That's why I backed out on them.
582
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,603
All their riffs are stolen.
583
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,606
[scoffs] Hell hath no fury
like a record producer scorned.
584
00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:02,986
So if you wanna be gagging
on legal fees for the next 20 years…
585
00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:06,197
[hesitates] Exactly. You're welcome.
586
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:09,492
[phone clatters]
587
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:11,452
What is your damage?
588
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,705
None of that stuff you said is true.
589
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,917
We were both in the studio
when they recorded "Horny Bunny."
590
00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,544
They're even helping me with my EP.
591
00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:22,338
Well, if you love them so much,
why don't you go and join them?
592
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,757
This isn't about sides, Jimmy.
593
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,510
You need to call them back.
You're better than this.
594
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,681
You're right. I am.
595
00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:34,934
I'm better than you.
596
00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:37,896
I deserve better than you,
597
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:39,689
better than all of this.
598
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,234
Now get the hell out.
599
00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:48,072
[woman huffs]
600
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:03,171
So who is the woman with the guitar?
601
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,048
Jimmy's first love?
602
00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:06,507
Maybe his first client?
603
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,425
I don't know.
604
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:11,346
But whoever she is, she-- she hurt him.
605
00:32:12,555 --> 00:32:13,765
Rejected him.
606
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,643
-I think I see what's going on here.
-[gasps]
607
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,438
Who are you? How'd you get in here?
608
00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:22,106
You're afraid of being abandoned,
609
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,859
so you pushed her away
before she could do it to you.
610
00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:29,322
[scoffs] You don't get it.
611
00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:32,700
All anybody ever wants from me
is what I can give them.
612
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,327
Record deals, money, fame.
613
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:36,913
-Or is that all you ever offer them?
-[exhales]
614
00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:39,499
You're trying so hard to be
what you think they desire,
615
00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:43,169
but that's not what's important, Jimmy.
616
00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:44,170
Tell me…
617
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,424
what is it you truly desire?
618
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:50,760
-I…
-Yeah.
619
00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:55,890
I don't want her to go.
620
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:01,521
[exhales]
Well, then, for once, go after her.
621
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,331
[Chloe sighs]
622
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:26,045
Lucifer.
623
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:27,714
Look.
624
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,431
[sighs] You did it.
625
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:38,391
You helped him.
626
00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:39,308
Did I?
627
00:33:39,892 --> 00:33:41,936
Well, the door's back.
628
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,188
That must mean Jimmy's fixed.
629
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,733
But we still don't know
who that mystery woman is.
630
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,986
We still don't know
what's at the heart of his torment.
631
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,698
You really wanna see this through, huh?
632
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:57,452
I think I have to.
633
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:01,456
Okay.
634
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:05,418
[upbeat music playing]
635
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:12,341
Is that Jimmy?
636
00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,012
That cartoon.
637
00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:18,765
[Lucifer] Well,
the style is quite familiar.
638
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:22,018
This must be the heart of his torture.
639
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,357
Oh, she's his mother.
640
00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:30,943
[Lucifer sighs]
641
00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:35,364
Just watch your cartoons,
Jimmy, and everything will be fine.
642
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,325
I'll be right back.
643
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,764
[man] He's only holding you back.
644
00:35:01,015 --> 00:35:02,016
[Lucifer huffs]
645
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,213
She never came back, did she?
646
00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,216
[exhales]
647
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,262
How long did he sit here?
648
00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:41,305
Hours? Days?
649
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,557
[Lucifer] Poor Jimmy.
650
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:47,061
He must have felt so alone.
651
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,275
-[pounding on door]
-[man 2] Child Protective Services!
652
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:56,529
[man 3] Come on!
653
00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:58,156
-[Jimmy] No! No!
-[man 3] Come with us!
654
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,409
Please! I can't leave! If I leave,
my mom won't be able to find me!
655
00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,035
She's coming back!
656
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,662
-Please! Don't!
-Come on!
657
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,206
-She's coming back! Please!
-Stop!
658
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:10,960
[Jimmy panting]
659
00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:13,462
Wait. Do you have your control back?
660
00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:23,222
Apparently so.
661
00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:28,936
[Chloe sighs]
662
00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:32,648
Jimmy.
663
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,943
I can't get you out of Hell.
664
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,278
Only you can do that.
665
00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:42,158
I'm not even sure if you deserve
to get out of here after what you've done.
666
00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:43,075
But…
667
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,831
I now see the pain
668
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:51,834
behind the terrible decisions
that you made in life.
669
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:55,755
Doesn't excuse them, but…
670
00:36:58,132 --> 00:36:59,550
I understand them now.
671
00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:03,888
Lucifer.
672
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,933
The cartoons.
673
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,185
They're his comfort.
674
00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:13,189
It's why he imagined them as his torture.
675
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:18,569
They're a lifeline when--
when he's scared.
676
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,243
[sighs]
677
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:27,745
-[snaps fingers]
-[rewinding sound]
678
00:37:57,566 --> 00:37:59,402
I came here to help you, Jimmy,
679
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,029
and you told me your desire.
680
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,075
-"I don't want her to go."
-[exhales]
681
00:38:06,158 --> 00:38:08,869
For the time being, this will…
682
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,164
this will have to suffice.
683
00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:35,479
[Chloe sighs]
684
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:37,732
We should go.
685
00:38:40,609 --> 00:38:42,820
-I know that was so hard.
-[scoffs]
686
00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:46,699
And honestly, I cannot wait to get home.
687
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,036
But, Lucifer, before we go…
688
00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,289
I have to see Dan.
689
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,419
[scoffs] Of course.
690
00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:00,421
It's this way.
691
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:14,685
Huh. This is so eerie.
692
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:19,940
Are you all right?
693
00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:26,530
See, the whole point of this was to see
if I could help someone that I hated.
694
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:31,660
But the truth is,
despite everything Jimmy Barnes did,
695
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:33,579
I care about him now.
696
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:37,958
-Sorry it didn't work out.
-No, no, no. That's just it.
697
00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:41,879
I mean, I-- I thought it was a bad thing
that I grew to like Carol,
698
00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:44,090
but maybe it's like you were saying.
699
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,051
Maybe that was a good thing, as is this.
700
00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:50,262
Because if I can grow
to like Jimmy Barnes, of all people…
701
00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:52,390
Then you can grow to care about anybody.
702
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:56,519
And if I can care about anyone,
then I can help anyone.
703
00:39:56,602 --> 00:40:00,064
[exhales] So, does this mean--
704
00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:01,982
I think so. [chuckles]
705
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:05,903
Ironically, we're in Hell,
and finally I'm ready to be God.
706
00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:08,781
[laughs]
707
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,078
Wait.
708
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:15,788
Where's Daniel?
709
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,124
[Chloe exhales]
710
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,470
Maze, what were you thinking?
711
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:35,433
-You coulda screwed everything up for me!
-Hey, from what I could tell,
712
00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:39,603
I am the whole reason you passed
that lame reverse-psychology test,
713
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:41,439
so you're welcome.
714
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:42,982
All right, listen.
715
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,984
Her methods aren't lame, okay?
716
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:47,778
She has a high trainee
dropout rate because she's actually
717
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:51,490
trying to find people
who are in it for the right reasons.
718
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:52,783
Yeah, whatever, bro.
719
00:40:58,455 --> 00:40:59,665
[sighs]
720
00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:01,834
Why would you think
that I couldn't handle myself?
721
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:05,546
Is that really how little you think of me?
722
00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:07,715
Don't lay your insecurities on me.
723
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,592
I was trying to help you.
724
00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:11,469
I asked you why, Mazikeen.
725
00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,095
Honestly… [scoffs]
726
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,763
-Why do you even care?
-Because.
727
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,183
Because what,
because you thought it would be funny?
728
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:20,936
-Because you thought I would fail?
-Because I'm your friend, Amenadiel!
729
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:31,655
And I'm sorry if I didn't go about it
in the most ideal way or whatever.
730
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:32,990
I was just trying--
731
00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:33,908
Thank you.
732
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,328
Thank you.
733
00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:40,498
Like I said, you're welcome.
734
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,001
Mazikeen, I…
735
00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,128
[sighs]
736
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:48,839
Listen.
737
00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:52,801
This is important to me.
738
00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,680
Really important, you know, so…
739
00:41:59,099 --> 00:41:59,934
Please just--
740
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:00,935
Okay.
741
00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:09,860
I will… not make fun of you.
742
00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:12,404
I promise.
743
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,574
-I don't believe you.
-[chuckles]
744
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:17,618
You shouldn't.
745
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,914
I checked the Silver City. He's not there.
746
00:42:22,748 --> 00:42:26,126
Look, don't worry. Daniel probably
got lost in one of Dromos' keggers.
747
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:29,713
I shall pop back down,
and I will find him. I promise, Chloe.
748
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,340
-[sighs]
-[elevator bell dings]
749
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:33,801
Daniel.
750
00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:38,055
I've been looking everywhere for you.
What on earth are you doing on Earth?
751
00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:39,515
Lucifer, watch out!
752
00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:42,518
[Lucifer grunts]
753
00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:49,191
Finally, after all these years I've spent
hating you for what you did to me,
754
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:51,694
finally I can have my revenge.
755
00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:54,571
Okay.
756
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:57,950
I have no idea who you are, so… [chuckles]
757
00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:00,244
[panting]
758
00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:02,705
You're not one of my siblings.
Who are you?
759
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,249
I'm your daughter!
760
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,172
[scoffs]
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