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[♪ "The Warrior"
by Scandal playing]
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you close
in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged
from the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at the walls
of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ Shooting at the walls
of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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[♪ song ends]
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- [doorbell rings]
- [Wade] Stay hidden until
I give you the signal.
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- [Knuckles] Why?
- [Wade] 'Cause I think you're
gonna freak people out.
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[door opens, creaks]
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- [gasps]
- Hi, Mom. I'm home.
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[laughs] Wade,
my little hamentashen!
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[kissing]
How long has it been?
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Well, I can tell you exactly
how long it's been.
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Two years, three months,
and 13 days.
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- Not that I'm marking
my calendar.
- [both laugh]
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Clearly. Uh, listen, Mom,
it's good to be home.
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I-I do have something to...
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'Sup, Wade?
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- 'Sup, Wanda?
- [Wanda] I gotta tell you.
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If you're back here because
you lost your squad car again,
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you wanna borrow Mom's Volvo,
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mm, don't bother.
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Volvo is too much car
for you anyways.
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- Wanda...
- Maybe you should just stick
to embarrassing yourself
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on the little baby scooter
you've been taking
on duty instead.
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- Wanda!
- Know what's embarrassing?
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- What?
- You wearing
a windbreaker inside.
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- Oh, Wade.
- There's no wind in here.
That's insane!
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I bet my whole life is insane
to a local cop like you
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'cause I'm out there
breaking cases, dude.
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I'm going undercover.
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I'm working for
the FBI...!
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What is that?
Why do you say it like that?
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That's how everybody
in the FBI says it.
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Then they should
reprint the jackets.
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That would be so dumb,
Wade.
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Why are you here?
Why is she here?
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Yo! I'm here protecting
the SODOTOTUS.
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[laughs] Okay...
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That's the Secretary of
the Department of Transportation
for the United States.
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He's rolling in,
and I'm working his 'cade.
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That means motorcade.
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That's what we call it in
the FBI because it saves
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valuable seconds
so we can save more lives.
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- [Wade] Mm-hmm.
- Are we done?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mom, I need
to tell you something.
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- I, uh, brought someone here.
- Oh.
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- Oh! A friend?
- Yes... Oh, well--
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- A girlfriend?
- Mm...
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- Is she Jewish?
- [awkward laugh]
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[♪ quirky music playing]
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Great Matriarch of
the Whipple clan.
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I bow my head to you
in respect,
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and I thank you for
giving us safe harbor
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in our time of need.
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- Oh...
- [thud]
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Probably shoulda opened with
your introduction in retrospect.
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- [♪ soft klezmer music playing]
- [sips, sighs]
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- It's okay. I'm good. I'm fine.
- [tea cup rattling]
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So... he's from space.
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[Wanda]
[scoffs] Allegedly.
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Yes.
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[puts down cup]
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I do apologize for fainting.
It was very rude of me.
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You're my guest.
Welcome to our home.
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- We will not be here long.
- Yeah, maybe just the night,
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and then we'll be
outta your hair.
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Yo, I don't care
who this guy is,
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I'm still gonna have to
check him for weapons.
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- [wand beeping]
- You dare draw a weapon on me?
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What is this sorcery?
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[wand beeping]
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Wade... Wade!
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- [beeping]
- You have
a metal detector on you
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- even when you're not on duty?
- I'm never not on duty, bro.
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- Damn, that's a good line.
- Wanda, he's a guest.
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- Yes, Mom.
- [Wendy] So...
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- Knuchles--
- Knuckles.
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Knuckles.
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- Knuchles! That's what I said.
- Knuckles.
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- Knuchles. Wade...
- You're not saying that. You're
making, like, a "c-h" sound.
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- You're saying "ch."
- Yeah, it's weird.
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- [Wade] It's like--
It's not like a dessert.
- Knuchles!
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Enough. [laughs]
I would so love it
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if you would
join us for dinner.
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A ceremonial meal?
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With the Chief
of the Whipple clan?
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It would be my great honor.
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I'll just put out
two extra places.
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- Wait a minute.
It's not... Is it?
- [Wendy] Please.
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Join us for Shabbat dinner.
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- [gasps]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
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- No! No!
- [laughing]
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♪
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- [screaming]
- Let me go!
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- [flame whooshes]
- [♪ dramatic music continues]
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- [goat braying]
- [all yelling]
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[screaming]
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[gasps]
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- Wade, what is happening?
- [whispers] We gotta
get outta here.
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For the last few decades,
every single Whipple family
Shabbat dinner
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has been nothing but deceit,
betrayal, and violence.
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- So, is he Jewish?
- [normal] Uh, y-yeah,
on his, uh...
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- Half, I think.
- Uh, mother's side?
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- I was about to say,
I think so. [laughs]
- Oh good, oh good.
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- [♪ gentle music playing]
- [clears throat]
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[whispers]
I don't know why it's important
that it's the mom's side,
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but just say that it is.
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I don't ask you about
the millions of grapes you eat.
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You leave my grapes
out of this.
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- [♪ soft klezmer music playing]
- [Wade] Mom! You made
all of my favorite foods,
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even the ones from the most
obscure Jewish holidays!
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Everything looks so...
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- brown.
- What a feast!
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I am famished,
but where are the grapes?
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[Wade]
They're in the wine, buddy.
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[Wendy] Ah!
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Welcome, everyone. Mm.
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Family members and guests.
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Now... Knuchles.
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- I'm not sure
how much you know...
- [Wade clears throat]
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- [sends text]
- ...about the traditions
of the Jewish people.
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I know very little,
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but I admire your tiny hats.
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- [laughs]
- Ha.
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[Knuckles] And I assume
with a feast like this,
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the epics must tell
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of your great victories
on the battlefield.
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At first glance, I thought you
to be a malnourished weakling.
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- Oh.
- But when you were
cutting that meat,
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I noticed your arms
are quite muscular.
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- Oh.
- Like a warrior!
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[Wendy]
Oh! Well.
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Thank you, Knuchles.
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I do Pilates
three times a week.
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- Wade, I like your friend.
- [nervous laugh] Okay. Weird.
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Shabbat is the day of rest.
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It's about home.
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Every Friday,
for three hours,
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the Whipple family,
whoever's here,
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sits and eats together
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until the Shabbat
candles burn out.
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And traditionally,
the women of the home...
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- [texting]
- [sighs]
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The women of the home
light the candles. Wanda?
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- Meh.
- Wanda, if you could help me.
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No way, Mom!
I'm on a work call.
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SODOTOTUS might go
to Macaroni Grill.
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- Wanda.
- What?
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- No phones at the table.
- It's work, Mom!
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- [mouthing]
- Alright. I'll do it myself.
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- [lighter clicking]
- [♪ soft klezmer music playing]
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[lighter clicks off]
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[sighs]
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Baruch atah Adonai,
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Eloheinu melech ha'olam,
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- asher kidshanu b'mitzvotav...
- [spoon clinking]
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- That's my spoon.
- Mm-mmm.
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That's my spoon.
It's not your spoon.
Your spoon's over there.
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- [prayer ends]
- No, that's Knuckles' spoon.
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- That spoon in your hand
is my spoon.
- Oh.
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- [spoon clatters]
- Oh, you know what?
Sorry. That is your spoon.
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[♪ mischievous music playing]
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[chair scrapes]
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[Wanda snickers]
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Where'd it go?
Hey, Nolan Ryan,
where'd you throw it?
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- It went under the little table.
- Hahaha! So fun!
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- It is. It's awesome.
- [Wade] So funny!
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- [picks up spoon]
- Ugh. It's gross.
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[noisy stirring]
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[clanging]
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- [whips napkin]
- Alright. Everyone, dig in.
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[cutlery clinking]
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- [♪ soft klezmer music playing]
- So, Knuchles...
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[cutlery clinking]
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...tell me about your family.
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My people were killed
by a race of giant owls.
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- Owls?
- I am now the last of my tribe.
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Oh.
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Our tribe has been through
some tough times, too.
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Minus the giant owls.
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- He's basically Jewish.
- [forced laugh]
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- How's the food?
- [Knuckles] Mm! [slurps]
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- [belches]
Delectable! This soup!
- [Wendy] Aw.
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- [squishing]
- I've never seen balls so plump
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and swollen with flavor.
[slurps]
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[laughs]
Yo, your friend is wild.
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[noisy munching]
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And you say this is fish,
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yet it has the consistency
of a wet sponge.
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I cannot stop eating it.
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Gefilte fish.
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One of our planet's
greatest mysteries.
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Oh, let me get you
some more, sweetie.
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- [spoon clinking]
- Now,
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tell me about these owls.
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Hey. How'd you get involved
with this weird alien?
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Look, it's not a big deal,
but I've been working
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with a secret global law
enforcement agency called GUN.
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Actually, you know what?
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- It's a huge friggin' deal.
- [Wanda laughs]
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There's no government agency
called GUN.
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- That's the fakest name
I've ever heard, Wade.
- Hm.
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Plus, if they were
lookin' for people,
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why would they recruit
a small-time cop like you?
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Look, I can't really
talk about it,
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but I happen to know a guy
who knows a guy
who knows a guy.
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And I'm doing
all this work pro bono,
which means for free.
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- I know.
- It's mostly
international stuff,
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but it does tend to point
sometimes intergalactic.
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Way above
the FBI pay grade,
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so you probably
wouldn't understand.
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No, I knew what it is.
I've heard of GUN.
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I know what it is,
and I actually...
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I actually know
a guy there, too.
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[blows raspberry]
You know someone from GUN?
236
00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:23,526
Yeah, I do.
237
00:10:23,526 --> 00:10:25,361
Mm-hmm. What guy
do you know at GUN.
238
00:10:26,095 --> 00:10:27,830
Jim...
239
00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,698
Jim Gunagent.
240
00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:32,802
The GUN agent you know
is named Jim Gunagent?
241
00:10:32,802 --> 00:10:35,504
Yeah. That's right.
Who do you know there?
242
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:38,874
Who's your guy?
Oh, who's your guy at GUN?
243
00:10:38,874 --> 00:10:41,377
- [scoffs]
- The guy I know is actually...
244
00:10:42,211 --> 00:10:45,247
[clears throat]
also named Jim, uh, Gunagent,
245
00:10:45,247 --> 00:10:46,849
so I guess we probably
know the same guy.
246
00:10:46,849 --> 00:10:49,151
Oh. Cool, cool, cool.
So, I guess we both know Jim.
247
00:10:49,151 --> 00:10:50,753
I guess we both know Jim.
Cool, cool, cool.
248
00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:52,988
Wade! Did you know
249
00:10:52,988 --> 00:10:55,724
that Knuchles almost destroyed
the entire planet,
250
00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,793
and then ended up
helping save it?
251
00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,428
- Yeah, Mom, I was there.
- [Wendy] Oh.
252
00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:01,530
And I'd gladly do it again,
253
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:04,099
should I need to protect
the Master Emerald.
254
00:11:04,099 --> 00:11:05,201
[sighs]
255
00:11:05,201 --> 00:11:07,503
Oh!
And Wade also contributed.
256
00:11:07,503 --> 00:11:09,071
Thank you.
257
00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:11,240
- That's my son.
- [Wanda] Ooh!
Sounds so important.
258
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,742
I'm just wondering, like,
what'd you do? [scoffs]
259
00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:15,177
Like, were you
picking up coffees,
260
00:11:15,177 --> 00:11:16,745
or were you dropping off
their dry cleaning?
261
00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:18,547
If you must know what I did,
right at the time
262
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,250
that the head bad guy
was gonna attack, I said "Hey,"
263
00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,185
and distracted him
for a split second.
264
00:11:23,185 --> 00:11:25,888
- And then, Sonic really
took care of it.
- Sounds highly unlikely!
265
00:11:25,888 --> 00:11:27,623
Wanda, back off.
266
00:11:27,623 --> 00:11:30,860
Mom! I'm just asking what
he did on that day, okay?
267
00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,661
And he's saying
crazy things!
268
00:11:32,661 --> 00:11:34,697
I don't know why you always
have to side with him!
269
00:11:34,697 --> 00:11:35,764
Oh, Wade. No, you, too.
270
00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:37,867
I didn't even say anything!
271
00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:40,236
Doesn't matter.
I saw it on your face.
272
00:11:40,236 --> 00:11:42,771
The two of you.
Ugh. I mean, I swear.
273
00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:44,306
If I could just have
a moment of peace.
274
00:11:44,306 --> 00:11:46,408
[slurping soup]
275
00:11:48,677 --> 00:11:49,945
- [Wanda grunts]
- Ow!
276
00:11:49,945 --> 00:11:51,447
- You suck. Sor--
- [Wendy] Wade!
277
00:11:51,447 --> 00:11:54,049
- Language!
- I'm sorry, Mom,
but she sucks so bad.
278
00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:56,018
- [snickers]
- [whispers] You suck.
279
00:11:57,119 --> 00:11:58,621
- [grunts]
- Ow!
280
00:11:58,621 --> 00:12:00,623
Mom! You wanna fight?
Let's do this.
281
00:12:00,623 --> 00:12:02,258
- Okay, let's go.
- [Wendy bangs table]
282
00:12:02,258 --> 00:12:04,827
So help me God,
do not make me use
283
00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:06,629
Krav Maga
in my own home!
284
00:12:06,629 --> 00:12:07,963
[♪ dramatic sting]
285
00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:17,139
- She's right.
- What is this Krav Maga?
286
00:12:17,139 --> 00:12:18,908
[Wade]
She used to be an instructor.
287
00:12:18,908 --> 00:12:21,477
Krav Maga,
Israeli self-defense.
288
00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:22,578
Pretty hardcore stuff.
289
00:12:23,212 --> 00:12:26,148
I see.
You train warriors as well.
290
00:12:26,148 --> 00:12:28,684
[Wanda] You know what?
Wh-Whatever, Mother.
291
00:12:28,684 --> 00:12:32,621
Okay, you can't threaten us
with your Jewish karate chops
292
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,291
because I am a federal agent!
293
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:37,426
- [scoffs]
- Okay? I refuse to be
spoken to like this
294
00:12:37,426 --> 00:12:39,528
from a local police officer!
295
00:12:39,528 --> 00:12:42,431
[laughs]
Federal agent this,
federal agent that.
296
00:12:42,431 --> 00:12:43,799
You know what,
sounds like to me
297
00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:45,834
someone doesn't
really know Jim Gunagent.
298
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,437
- Uh, do you?
- Uh, no because
he doesn't exist!
299
00:12:48,437 --> 00:12:50,205
I knew it! You liar!
300
00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:53,008
Yeah, you knew it so much,
you walked right into it.
301
00:12:53,008 --> 00:12:55,077
What did I do
to deserve this?
302
00:12:56,245 --> 00:12:58,347
How many years of Shabbat
spent alone?
303
00:12:58,347 --> 00:12:59,615
Now, both my children
are finally home,
304
00:12:59,615 --> 00:13:00,849
and this is what I get?
305
00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:02,618
[♪ tense crescendo]
306
00:13:02,618 --> 00:13:04,687
- I'm sorry, Mom. It's--
- [Wanda grunts]
307
00:13:04,687 --> 00:13:06,789
- [Wendy gasps]
- [gasps] Oh!
308
00:13:06,789 --> 00:13:09,224
Oh! Ow!
309
00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:13,629
[screaming]
310
00:13:13,629 --> 00:13:17,299
Oh, God! Oh!
311
00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:19,034
Oh, I would punch you
in the face right now
312
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:21,036
if you weren't an adult woman
and I wasn't an adult man
313
00:13:21,036 --> 00:13:23,672
and that is just not accepted.
Oh, I hate you!
314
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,240
- [grunts]
- [fork clatters]
315
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,742
I'm going to my room!
316
00:13:26,742 --> 00:13:28,077
[bangs table]
317
00:13:28,644 --> 00:13:31,947
Of course! Just go.
Leave me here. Alone.
318
00:13:33,215 --> 00:13:34,950
Just like everyone.
Just like that...
319
00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:36,452
good-for-nothing schmuck!
320
00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,390
He's not a schmuck.
321
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,559
[♪ heartfelt music playing]
322
00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:44,627
He's my dad.
323
00:13:48,797 --> 00:13:49,798
[sighs]
324
00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:56,372
- [door creaks shut]
- Well, I'm glad I came.
325
00:13:56,372 --> 00:13:58,941
Another classic
Whipple family Shabbat.
326
00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:02,011
[♪ quirky music playing]
327
00:14:03,312 --> 00:14:04,313
- [door shuts]
- [sighs]
328
00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:08,417
At least I'm not
all alone this time.
329
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:11,954
[gulps]
330
00:14:12,588 --> 00:14:15,591
[♪ "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"
by Hank Williams plays on radio]
331
00:14:15,591 --> 00:14:17,726
[flipping pages]
332
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:20,929
♪ The midnight train ♪
333
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:24,033
♪ Is whining low ♪
334
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:28,604
♪ I'm so lonesome
I could cry ♪
335
00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:36,378
♪ I've never seen
a night so long ♪
336
00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:42,084
- ♪ When time goes crawling by ♪
- [dial tone, click]
337
00:14:42,084 --> 00:14:43,352
Hey. It's me.
338
00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:47,756
Round up the guys.
Got us an easy catch.
339
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,958
- [♪ song continues]
- Mm-hmm.
340
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:52,127
This one's definitely
gonna run home to mama.
341
00:14:52,127 --> 00:14:53,796
♪ To hide his face
and cry ♪
342
00:14:53,796 --> 00:14:55,964
- [soft crying]
- [banging on door]
343
00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:58,300
- Um, don't come in here!
- [door opens]
344
00:14:59,635 --> 00:15:02,171
Wade? Are you injured?
345
00:15:02,171 --> 00:15:04,273
I thought I heard
the quiet sobs of a child.
346
00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:06,842
I know. I don't know
what you heard because
everything in here is fine.
347
00:15:06,842 --> 00:15:10,245
I'm just, uh, curled up
in the fetal posish, you know?
348
00:15:10,245 --> 00:15:13,515
[sniffs] My mental health
has never been better.
349
00:15:13,515 --> 00:15:16,418
- [sighing]
- Your quarters
are fascinating.
350
00:15:17,252 --> 00:15:18,253
Yeah?
351
00:15:19,421 --> 00:15:21,223
Oh, yeah.
352
00:15:22,858 --> 00:15:24,426
My old room.
353
00:15:25,728 --> 00:15:27,596
- What are these?
- [Wade] My posters?
354
00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:29,832
I got all the greats
up there.
355
00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:32,301
Stallone, Keanu,
356
00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:33,535
Bryan Adams.
357
00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:35,037
Gods.
358
00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:36,638
Ah, yes. I see.
359
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:39,475
This is your
pantheon of heroes!
360
00:15:39,475 --> 00:15:43,278
Yeah. Spent a lot of time
in here alone.
361
00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:45,981
Mostly dealing with
my childhood abandonment
issues, but...
362
00:15:45,981 --> 00:15:49,251
And who is this magnificent
and powerful man?
363
00:15:49,885 --> 00:15:50,919
Oh, that guy?
364
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,790
[Knuckles]
"'Pistol' Pete Whipple." Wait.
365
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:58,861
This great bowling warrior
shares your family name!
366
00:15:58,861 --> 00:16:00,429
[sighs] Yeah.
367
00:16:01,864 --> 00:16:03,232
That's 'cause he's my dad.
368
00:16:03,232 --> 00:16:06,735
Your father is the champion?
369
00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:08,837
He will be
at the tournament?
370
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,974
Wade Whipple, is this why
we are going to Reno?
371
00:16:11,974 --> 00:16:14,643
To confront
and dethrone your father?!
372
00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:17,846
This quest only grows
more glorious!
373
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,848
What? No--
374
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:22,184
I didn't know that--
Are you telling--
375
00:16:22,184 --> 00:16:24,686
Start from the beginning
'Cause wait a minute.
376
00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:28,524
My estranged father
is also gonna be at
the bowling tournament?
377
00:16:28,524 --> 00:16:31,527
- [♪ comical music playing]
- That is news to me.
378
00:16:31,527 --> 00:16:33,328
Uh, definitely didn't
have anything to do
379
00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:35,364
with my decision-making
process in the matter.
380
00:16:35,364 --> 00:16:36,565
[Knuckles]
I see.
381
00:16:37,432 --> 00:16:38,433
What is this?
382
00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:40,903
- [♪ curious music playing]
- That?
383
00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:44,239
- You wanna know what this is?
- [wires rattling]
384
00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:48,043
This is my old Discman.
385
00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:50,979
- Plays music.
You wanna see something cool?
- Mm-hmm.
386
00:16:51,747 --> 00:16:53,682
"Wadejammerz '99."
387
00:16:53,682 --> 00:16:56,919
[laughs]
The single best CD
ever to be burned.
388
00:16:56,919 --> 00:17:00,155
This mix is front-to-back
bangers.
389
00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:02,958
I wonder if she still works.
390
00:17:05,427 --> 00:17:07,396
And... [laughs]
391
00:17:07,396 --> 00:17:10,365
[♪ muffled "All the Small
Things" by Blink-182 playing]
392
00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:11,433
Oh, yeah.
393
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:15,971
[loudly]
Yeah, you don't get quality
like this from the streamers.
394
00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:18,640
Yeah, this is my jam.
You got to hear this.
395
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,975
- [Knuckles] Hm.
- [♪ song continues]
396
00:17:19,975 --> 00:17:22,778
Ah. What does
that mean exactly?
397
00:17:22,778 --> 00:17:24,713
To have a jam?
398
00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,015
It's like, um,
your favorite song.
399
00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:30,252
- I don't understand.
- [♪ stops song]
400
00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:32,788
Like... You don't have
a favorite song?
401
00:17:33,455 --> 00:17:34,456
No.
402
00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:37,926
A jam is like something
that pumps you up.
403
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,394
You know, gets you jacked.
404
00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:42,231
It gives you the courage
and bravery to do things
405
00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:44,266
that are
out of the ordinary.
406
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:46,134
Is it a form of magic?
407
00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:49,004
It is a bit like magic.
You know,
408
00:17:49,004 --> 00:17:51,306
I had a friend who, when he
listened to Alien Ant Farm,
409
00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:53,976
could lift a Toyota Corolla
over his head.
410
00:17:53,976 --> 00:17:57,179
- Swear to God,
on my mom's life.
- Hm...
411
00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:59,681
And this mix you made,
it has jams?
412
00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:03,318
Oh, yeah. "Wadejammerz '99"?
Chock full of 'em.
413
00:18:03,318 --> 00:18:05,721
You listen to this mix,
[scoffs]
414
00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:08,023
I guarantee you will
be uttering the phrase,
"That's my jam."
415
00:18:08,023 --> 00:18:09,424
[soft laugh]
416
00:18:09,424 --> 00:18:11,493
My dad used to say
that all the time.
417
00:18:13,562 --> 00:18:16,164
Your father. Is he...
418
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:19,434
- the "schmuck"
of whom your mother spoke?
- That's the guy.
419
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:21,637
And he abandoned you?
420
00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:25,474
Giving not a second thought
to his own flesh and blood?
421
00:18:25,474 --> 00:18:28,977
Discarding his only son
like a piece of worthless junk!
422
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:32,981
Mm, your phrasing
is rather hurtful, but yes.
423
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,517
- [♪ sad music playing]
- Every Friday afternoon,
my dad and I
424
00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:37,552
would drive to
the bowling alley,
425
00:18:37,552 --> 00:18:40,956
and we'd listen to this mix...
426
00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:44,393
You know, it was our thing,
until it wasn't, but.
427
00:18:46,795 --> 00:18:48,063
[Knuckles]
Hm...
428
00:18:48,964 --> 00:18:50,232
And who is this?
429
00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:53,568
Oh. That is... nothing.
430
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:55,170
Please don't look at that.
Please don't investigate.
431
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:58,073
Now, this is a warrior.
432
00:18:58,073 --> 00:19:00,208
- Who is this?
- Uh, this is actually, um,
433
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,344
just a cardboard cutout of, uh,
434
00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:05,013
Zap from the hit morning show
American Gladiators.
435
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,448
Ah, yes.
436
00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:09,551
She definitely belongs
in your pantheon of heroes.
437
00:19:09,551 --> 00:19:11,753
Yeah, yeah, she was a beast.
I've had her since I was a kid.
438
00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:13,555
I actually didn't even know
I still owned it though.
439
00:19:13,555 --> 00:19:16,024
But, what are these little
indentations on her shoulders?
440
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,226
Uh, nothing! Definitely not
where I hugged her too hard.
441
00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:20,095
- [awkward laugh]
- [Wendy] Dessert!
442
00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:23,632
- Dessert, everyone!
- Uh, y-you know, y-y-you
should go for dessert.
443
00:19:23,632 --> 00:19:25,701
I-I'm not really feeling
like it tonight.
444
00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:27,369
Wade! These marks.
445
00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:28,837
They seem to be everywhere.
446
00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:30,939
Okay! Enough time with Zap.
Thank you. [laughs]
447
00:19:30,939 --> 00:19:33,141
- Okay.
- [♪ quirky music playing]
448
00:19:35,444 --> 00:19:37,245
[whispers]
I'm sorry you had to hear that.
449
00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:38,847
♪
450
00:19:38,847 --> 00:19:41,183
- [TV chatter]
- So, I spent the next 14 days
451
00:19:41,183 --> 00:19:43,685
wandering through
an alien desert.
452
00:19:43,685 --> 00:19:46,588
My enemies had ambushed me
and left me for dead.
453
00:19:46,588 --> 00:19:49,057
Oh, God! Well, listen.
454
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,126
Joshua wandered
for 40 years,
455
00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:53,595
lost in the desert,
looking for the Promised Land,
456
00:19:53,595 --> 00:19:56,098
so big whoop about
your 14 days. [laughs]
457
00:19:56,098 --> 00:19:57,532
No offense.
458
00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,468
Is this part of
the Jewish tradition?
459
00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:02,704
To eat pies of limes
that are key
460
00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:05,707
- and watch old movies?
- No, no Jewish. No, no. [laughs]
461
00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:07,442
- God no.
- Look, I got money to spend...
462
00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:09,578
But we do like a good flick.
463
00:20:09,578 --> 00:20:12,481
This is a Whipple
family tradition.
464
00:20:12,481 --> 00:20:15,617
Every Shabbat, after dinner,
we'd eat dessert
465
00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:18,887
and then watch a movie
till the candles burned out.
466
00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:20,956
♪
467
00:20:20,956 --> 00:20:22,290
It was nice.
468
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:27,062
Why has this tradition
been broken?
469
00:20:27,062 --> 00:20:28,630
Who knows?
470
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,900
Families, they drift apart.
471
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,436
Time. Yeah, well,
472
00:20:34,436 --> 00:20:37,139
I guess this is
what my life is now.
473
00:20:37,139 --> 00:20:39,608
Empty nester.
It's pitiful.
474
00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:42,577
You know, every Shabbat,
I light the candles myself.
475
00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:45,113
I make the dinner,
the whole schmear.
476
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,083
I even make dessert!
[chuckles]
477
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,886
And then, I sit back
and watch one of my old movies.
478
00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:54,756
You know, even when
the kids are home,
they can't be bothered.
479
00:20:55,824 --> 00:20:57,626
[Knuckles]
Hm...
480
00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:59,094
I don't understand.
481
00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:02,230
This young streetwalker
with a heart made of gold.
482
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:05,300
Why do the others treat her
with such disdain?
483
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,169
Is it so wrong
to walk the streets?
484
00:21:07,169 --> 00:21:11,106
Because they are ignorant
and judgmental, Knuchles.
485
00:21:11,106 --> 00:21:13,341
But, you wait.
486
00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:15,043
She'll get the last laugh.
487
00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:18,480
- I was in here yesterday.
You wouldn't wait on me.
- Oh...
488
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,349
- You work on commission, right?
- Uh, yes.
489
00:21:22,117 --> 00:21:24,853
Big mistake. Big. Huge.
490
00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:27,289
I have to go shopping now.
491
00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:28,857
I love her.
492
00:21:28,857 --> 00:21:32,294
[♪ "Pretty Woman" by
Roy Orbison fading in]
493
00:21:32,294 --> 00:21:33,795
♪ Pretty woman! ♪
494
00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:36,064
- [♪ song fades out]
- [insects chirping]
495
00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:40,302
[♪ ominous music playing]
496
00:21:40,302 --> 00:21:43,371
[chain rattling]
497
00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,215
[♪ ominous music builds]
498
00:21:53,215 --> 00:21:54,549
[exhales]
499
00:21:55,484 --> 00:21:56,751
{\an8}[sighs]
500
00:21:57,886 --> 00:21:58,887
[sighs]
501
00:22:00,388 --> 00:22:01,890
- [candlesticks clink]
- [taps counter]
502
00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:05,794
[♪ ominous sting]
503
00:22:09,231 --> 00:22:10,232
[sighs]
504
00:22:14,269 --> 00:22:16,571
Miss you, Dad.
505
00:22:16,571 --> 00:22:19,941
- [♪ ominous sting]
- [soft footsteps]
506
00:22:22,077 --> 00:22:24,079
- [bang]
- [♪ dramatic sting]
507
00:22:24,079 --> 00:22:26,915
- [heavy breathing]
- [♪ comical music playing]
508
00:22:31,987 --> 00:22:35,457
[♪ intense music playing]
509
00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:51,006
[♪ music swelling]
510
00:22:56,178 --> 00:22:58,313
- Shabbat Shalom. [grunts]
- [♪ crescendo]
511
00:23:01,183 --> 00:23:02,551
Well, that was a bad idea.
512
00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:05,420
- [grunts] Ow! Why?!
- [♪ tense music playing]
513
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:07,155
You got a price
on your head, Whipple.
514
00:23:08,823 --> 00:23:10,458
And I'm here to collect.
515
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,561
[fizzling, whirring]
516
00:23:12,561 --> 00:23:16,731
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
517
00:23:17,365 --> 00:23:18,366
[snickers]
518
00:23:19,801 --> 00:23:21,603
- What's so funny?
- [Wade] Oh, nothing.
519
00:23:21,603 --> 00:23:25,941
You just picked a fight
with the most dangerous
warrior in the galaxy.
520
00:23:25,941 --> 00:23:27,242
And I'm
his favorite student.
521
00:23:28,243 --> 00:23:30,111
♪
522
00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:32,948
- [♪ heroic music playing]
- [fizzling]
523
00:23:32,948 --> 00:23:34,115
[growls]
524
00:23:38,553 --> 00:23:41,556
- [swing creaking]
- [groaning]
525
00:23:41,556 --> 00:23:44,626
- [♪ comical music playing]
- [Wade coughs]
526
00:23:46,061 --> 00:23:47,896
That's gonna affect resale.
527
00:23:49,064 --> 00:23:51,399
- [chain rattling]
- We've got company.
528
00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:52,867
[door creaks]
529
00:23:53,268 --> 00:23:56,037
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [footsteps]
530
00:23:56,037 --> 00:23:58,373
[chains rattling]
531
00:23:58,373 --> 00:24:00,709
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
532
00:24:02,244 --> 00:24:05,513
- [laughing]
- [inhales]
533
00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:07,082
What the heck are you
supposed to be?
534
00:24:07,082 --> 00:24:10,018
- Your worst nightmare.
- [Wanda] Nice chains, bro.
535
00:24:10,018 --> 00:24:12,988
You look like you popped
out of a '90s video game.
536
00:24:12,988 --> 00:24:15,423
- Where do I put the quarter?
- [♪ tense music playing]
537
00:24:15,423 --> 00:24:17,525
- Smart move, genius! [laughs]
- [chain whipping]
538
00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:20,095
You just broke
into a house full of cops.
539
00:24:20,929 --> 00:24:24,366
You wanna give up now,
or you want me to give you
about 14 seconds?
540
00:24:24,366 --> 00:24:26,501
- Enough!
- Ah, crap.
541
00:24:26,501 --> 00:24:27,736
[grunts]
542
00:24:27,736 --> 00:24:29,604
[panting]
543
00:24:29,604 --> 00:24:30,772
[whipping]
544
00:24:30,772 --> 00:24:33,174
[panting]
545
00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:36,878
FBI! Oh!
546
00:24:36,878 --> 00:24:39,080
[grunting]
547
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,148
[gasps]
548
00:24:41,116 --> 00:24:42,917
[chain whipping, rattling]
549
00:24:43,451 --> 00:24:44,452
[whimpers]
550
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,622
- [whimpers]
- [♪ crescendo]
551
00:24:47,622 --> 00:24:48,723
[grunts]
552
00:24:48,723 --> 00:24:51,693
[♪ heroic music playing]
553
00:24:51,693 --> 00:24:52,794
[growls]
554
00:24:52,794 --> 00:24:53,962
[grunts]
555
00:24:54,963 --> 00:24:56,931
- [Knuckles grunts]
- [screams]
556
00:24:56,931 --> 00:24:58,867
- Aah!
- [screaming]
557
00:24:58,867 --> 00:25:01,603
- [smashing]
- [grunts]
558
00:25:02,771 --> 00:25:05,140
Told you, loser.
[scoffs]
559
00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:07,509
[♪ comical music playing]
560
00:25:10,545 --> 00:25:13,014
- [♪ tense music playing]
- Your move, creeps.
561
00:25:16,451 --> 00:25:18,386
- Mother Whipple!
- [Wendy] Knuchles.
562
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:20,455
Protect the candles
at all costs.
563
00:25:20,455 --> 00:25:22,223
- [♪ crescendo]
- [Knuckles] Mm.
564
00:25:22,223 --> 00:25:24,059
- [clangs, clatters]
- [both grunt]
565
00:25:24,059 --> 00:25:25,627
- [yells]
- [zooming]
566
00:25:25,627 --> 00:25:29,230
[♪ "Hava Nagila" playing]
- [yelling, grunting]
567
00:25:29,230 --> 00:25:31,599
♪ Ve-nismecha ♪
568
00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:34,836
♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪
569
00:25:34,836 --> 00:25:38,406
♪ Hava nagila ve-nismecha ♪
570
00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:41,910
♪ Hava neranena,
hava neranena ♪
571
00:25:41,910 --> 00:25:45,613
♪ Hava neranena
venis'mecha ♪
572
00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:48,950
♪ Hava neranena,
hava neranena ♪
573
00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:52,420
♪ Hava neranena
venis'mecha ♪
574
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:59,494
♪ Uru achim, belev sameach,
Uru achim, belev sameach ♪
575
00:25:59,494 --> 00:26:01,830
- [grunting]
- ♪ Uru achim... ♪
576
00:26:03,832 --> 00:26:07,502
- [grunts] Mom!
- ♪ Belev sameach ♪
577
00:26:07,502 --> 00:26:09,637
♪ ♪
578
00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:12,240
- Sorry about the, uh, house.
- [Wendy] Mm.
579
00:26:15,076 --> 00:26:17,212
- You okay?
- [♪ song ends]
580
00:26:17,212 --> 00:26:20,014
- Hm. [chuckles]
- Are you happy?
Did I miss something?
581
00:26:23,885 --> 00:26:26,621
- My kids finally
came home for Shabbat.
- [♪ gentle music playing]
582
00:26:26,621 --> 00:26:28,990
- [sighs]
- The whole family
came together.
583
00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:32,327
To protect one another,
to care for one another.
584
00:26:32,327 --> 00:26:34,129
What more
could a mother want?
585
00:26:34,129 --> 00:26:36,131
[footsteps crunching]
586
00:26:36,131 --> 00:26:38,199
Thank you, Knuchles.
587
00:26:39,534 --> 00:26:43,872
This... is the best damn
Shabbat dinner we ever had.
588
00:26:43,872 --> 00:26:45,273
[Wanda laughs]
589
00:26:45,273 --> 00:26:48,243
Good Shabbos, sweetie.
You, too, darling.
590
00:26:48,243 --> 00:26:50,745
- [Wanda] Thanks, Mom.
- Good Shabbos, Mom.
591
00:26:50,745 --> 00:26:51,813
[sighs]
592
00:26:52,414 --> 00:26:54,816
[deep sigh]
593
00:26:56,551 --> 00:26:59,554
[♪ heartfelt music playing]
594
00:27:06,094 --> 00:27:08,096
[♪ music fades out]
595
00:27:10,098 --> 00:27:13,101
[♪ "All the Small Things"
by Blink-182 playing]
596
00:27:23,778 --> 00:27:26,848
♪ All the small things ♪
597
00:27:26,848 --> 00:27:30,118
♪ True care, truth brings ♪
598
00:27:30,118 --> 00:27:33,288
♪ I'll take one lift ♪
599
00:27:33,288 --> 00:27:36,524
♪ You're right, best trip ♪
600
00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:39,627
♪ Always, I know ♪
601
00:27:39,627 --> 00:27:42,897
♪ You'll be at my show ♪
602
00:27:42,897 --> 00:27:46,134
♪ Watching, waiting ♪
603
00:27:46,134 --> 00:27:49,304
♪ Commiserating ♪
604
00:27:49,304 --> 00:27:52,807
♪ Say it ain't so,
I will not go... ♪
605
00:27:52,807 --> 00:27:53,875
[♪ song fades out]
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