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- Hey, good mornin'.
- Hey.
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When did you
finally come to bed?
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'cause I thought
you were coming right up,
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But then I fell asleep.
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- Yeah, the game,
it went into double overtime.
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It was amazing.
- Oh...
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'cause I thought
we had plans.
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- Sorry. God...
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- Did you catch
the end of that game?
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- Oh, it was amazing.
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- See?
- All right.
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Well, I'll let you boys
talk about your exciting sports.
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I just hope there's
not a game on tonight.
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- Huh.
- What?
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- I think she just
gave me the look.
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- What do you mean?
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- You know...
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Sex.
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- That face means "sex"?
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I thought it meant "gas."
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- She does it better, okay?
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- Yeah, I know
when amy's in the mood,
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'cause she always gives me
this sexy little sideways smile.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- I think amy's saying,
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"hurry up
and get it over with."
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- Your mother's
got a look, too,
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Which is why after sunset,
I avoid all eye contact.
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- It's weird, though.
It's weird.
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Okay, last night,
I got the look.
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But I got caught up
in the game,
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So I stayed up to watch it
instead of going upstairs.
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And now,
instead of being mad,
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Debra gave me
the look again.
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Huh.
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- Maybe--maybe I should
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Turn her down again,
you know?
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- Why would you do
a silly thing like that?
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- I don't know.
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I mean, I'm always
the one being shot down.
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It felt good, her wondering
where I was last night.
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- You can't turn her down.
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- I-I could too
turn her down.
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- Oh, come on,
you follow her around
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Like a dog with
his tongue hanging out.
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- Yeah, your tongue
is the leash she uses
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To parade you
around the park.
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
worst in show!
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, well, then maybe
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That's why I should
turn her down.
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So she doesn't
take me for granted.
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You know? I mean, she's got to
appreciate what she's got here.
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- Yes, you're quite a catch.
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I can hardly
keep my hands off you.
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Come on, come on!
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- Stupid.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Oh,
I left the hallway light on.
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I'll be right back.
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I can say "no."
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I can say
"no."
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- You already asleep?
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- Huh? What?
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- You must be tired.
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- Oh, yeah,
I am kind of beat.
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You know, I just--
I got a lot of...
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Stuff...
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...Going on.
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Maybe tomorrow.
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- Really?
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- Yeah...
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- Okay.
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Well, night.
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- Yeah.
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good night.
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Where were you, man?
Come on, let's go!
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- Ah, I don't think I'm gonna
go hit balls today.
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- What--what?
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Oh, what, did the wife
say you can't go?
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- No, no, just a little
stiff, that's all.
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- Oh, so it's
a medical decision
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You're making
to stay here and...
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- Help amy pick out drapes.
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Ah, drapes, yeah.
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Well, if there's any
material left over,
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Why don't you make yourself
a little skirt?
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I'm still gonna go,
and you know what?
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I may go tomorrow, because
I can do whatever I want.
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- What do you mean?
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- All right, you thought I
couldn't turn down debra, right?
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Two times, my friend!
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Yeah, last night,
I told her
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That I had a lot
of work to do today.
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work!
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And then--and then,
first thing this morning,
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She started hinting again.
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She even brushed her teeth
and everything,
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But no sale!
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Ah, it's amazing, it's like--
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It's like every time
I turn her down,
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She seems to want it more.
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She's like a guy.
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- Huh, and she's
not getting upset?
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- No, no, no, that's just it.
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She's been treating me
better all day.
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I came in this morning, she
was making me a cheese omelet.
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I mean, she hasn't done that
since before ally was born!
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I mean, yeah,
it had shells in it, but still.
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You know what
I've discovered?
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The power of "no."
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- "the power of 'no.'"
give me a break.
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- Hey, hey, hey, who gets to hit
a bucket of balls
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In the middle of the day?
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- Yeah, well,
that's just the difference
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Between me and you,
raymond.
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You like to golf by yourself
and have a crappy omelet,
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While I prefer sex.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No.
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No, man,
you're not gettin' it.
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Debra can't
keep her hands off me.
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It's like with
the power of "no"
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Comes the power of "yes."
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Uh-huh.
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For the first time
in my marriage,
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I finally know
what it's like
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To be the one
wearin' the panties.
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- You have a wrong and
generally troubled relationship.
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- No, no, no, no,
no, I don't.
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It's very right.
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- Then let me ask you something.
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Why do you always
feel the need
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To be manipulative
when it comes to sex?
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- Because...
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I'm not very good at it.
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- You're not very good
at what?
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- Oh, you name it.
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Hey, listen, robert--
he can't go hit balls,
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But I was thinkin'
that I'd still go.
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- Yeah, sure, go.
Have a good time.
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- All right.
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Hey, you know what?
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They got a great
hot dog guy there.
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You want me
to bring you back one?
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- No, I shouldn't.
I got to watch my figure.
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- Hey, you let me be the one
to watch your figure.
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- "let me watch your figure"?
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That's not funny.
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- That's right, it's not,
and yet, it is!
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Because she is weak.
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Weak...For my physique.
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- Oh, don't those look nice?
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- Yeah.
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I don't know why robert
had such a hard time
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Putting them up yesterday.
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- Well, he can't handle
normal-sized tools
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With those giant fingers.
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Here, push that curtain over
a little
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So we don't see his blood.
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- So what do you think,
deb?
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- Yeah, they look great.
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- Debra, dear.
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You're being so quiet.
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That's not like you.
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- No, I'm fine, it's just--
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Do I look different
to you?
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- What do you mean?
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- I don't know,
I'm just feeling--
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Have I drooped?
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- Drooped?
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- You know, you try to work out
and take care of yourself,
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And yet there still comes a day
when everything just...
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- I wouldn't know about that.
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- Oh, stop it, deb.
You look great.
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- You know how my friends
and I keep fit?
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Water aerobics at the "y."
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Say, why don't you
come with us tomorrow?
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- Oh, wow, I'll have to check
and see if I'm free.
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- Oh, we'll have a ball!
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Let me go look
for an extra pair of nose clips
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And a swim cap.
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- Debra, you're really
upset about this.
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- Ray keeps turning me down.
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- What do you mean, sex?
- Yeah.
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- That doesn't sound like him.
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He usually follows you around
with his tongue hanging out.
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- I know.
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- Well, I'm sure it's not you.
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Hey, maybe he's sick.
- Nah.
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I wish he was.
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Oh, man, who am I kidding?
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I should just go
with marie to the "y,"
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Put on a flowery swim cap,
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And float around
with the old ladies.
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- You know, it's funny,
you bringing this up,
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Because last night
when robert and I went to bed,
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He was acting
kind of distant too.
199
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But then I just
kissed his neck, and he said,
200
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"ray's crazy."
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00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,275
- He did?
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- Yeah, and then he said
something about
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How I could have
all the power.
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It was weird.
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Yeah, he usually doesn't like
to mention ray in the bedroom.
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He says it inhibits him.
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- "the power"?
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I mean, why would he say--
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Oh...
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- What?
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- Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god!
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He has been
turning me down on purpose!
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- Oh, no,
why would he do that?
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- For the power!
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He thinks it gives him
the upper hand or something.
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- Well, that's gross.
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Hey, but look on
the bright side.
219
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This means you're still hot.
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- Of course I am.
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You know what the worst part
about this is?
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That it worked.
223
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,862
I've been trying to make myself
look better for him.
224
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,197
Do you know I did
138 sit ups this morning?
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All for some guy
whose stomach
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Looks like a deflated
clown balloon!
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00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,739
- Oh, boy, you're gonna
kill him, aren't you?
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00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,074
- No.
229
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No, I want him alive.
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- Hey, jimmyjack.
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- Hey.
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How was work?
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- Good. Where are the kids?
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- I sent them over
to the parkers.
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- Why?
236
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- I wanted them
out of the house.
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00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,866
- Oh, yeah?
238
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- I didn't think
it would be appropriate
239
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For the children to see
what I was going to do to you.
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- Oh, gosh, really, deb?
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Right now? I don't know.
242
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:55,780
I mean, I got a lot to do.
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Really, deb, I think--
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you're just so powerful.
245
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,056
- Yeah, yeah, well--
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- I just can't resist a man
with so much power.
247
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,430
- Okay, look, I'm really
starting to feel a little--
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What's with you?
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00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,373
- Robert told amy
why you've been turning me down.
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- I hate that guy!
251
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- So you were
just toying with me,
252
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Getting me to beg for sex?
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00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,884
That makes you feel good?
254
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,053
- No, no, I don't know,
I just--
255
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,454
I guess I wanted
to see what it was like
256
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,990
To be the one
being pursued for once.
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00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,159
- But you made me feel
terrible about myself!
258
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,527
You just kept rejecting me.
259
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,763
How could you
do that to somebody?
260
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,499
- What?
261
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:51,803
- You had me convinced
I was a fat, ugly, old lady!
262
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,405
- Well,
now you know how I feel!
263
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,308
You feel bad because I turned
you down, what, three times?
264
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,944
Try being rejected
40 or 50 times every year
265
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,279
For the last 10 years!
266
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,514
How do you think that feels?
267
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:03,948
You're lookin'
at the president
268
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,284
Of the fat, ugly,
old ladies club!
269
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,053
Welcome! Have a donut!
270
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:12,056
- There is no way
I turn you down that much.
271
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,892
And I say "yes" a lot.
272
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,894
- Exactly! You say yes,
and you say no.
273
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,196
You're the--you're the bouncer
in front of the disco
274
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,931
Who decides who gets in
and who doesn't.
275
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,000
And for once,
it was you standin' outside.
276
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,468
Yeah,
and you couldn't take it.
277
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,003
Yeah,
it's cold out there, isn't it?
278
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,471
Standing in the rain,
279
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,274
With your bad shirt
and your acne pimples.
280
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,409
- There is no way you can
compare me turning you down
281
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,844
With what you did to me!
282
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,045
Listen, ray,
if I turn you down,
283
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,313
It is
because I am exhausted
284
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,148
From taking care
of three kids all day
285
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,151
And thinking of everything
that I have to do the next day.
286
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:44,389
- Still using the kids, huh?
287
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,324
- Oh, my god.
288
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,360
I can't believe I ever wanted
to have sex with you.
289
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,396
- Well, you don't have to worry,
because I'm not sure
290
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,097
The next time
you're getting sex from me.
291
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,934
- Oh, you're threatening me
with no sex?
292
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,202
Please.
293
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,503
- Yeah,
you will be saying please--
294
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,906
Pretty please with sugar on top.
295
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,441
I'm serious.
296
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,944
I don't know when
I'll be in the mood again.
297
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,879
- You are always in the mood.
298
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,514
You wouldn't last a night.
299
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:13,084
- I just did three nights,
lady pantaloons.
300
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:16,221
Okay?
So we'll see who can't last.
301
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,522
oh, my.
302
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,225
How will I ever
resist my baser instincts?
303
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,993
- Yeah, I like that.
304
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,394
I like the southern thing.
305
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,129
That'll be good
when you come back saying,
306
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:28,266
"pretty please
with sugar on top."
307
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,115
- Okay, well, good--
308
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:13,411
Oh, my god,
are those silk?
309
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,980
- I believe they're satin.
310
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,582
You want to feel?
311
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,520
- That's quite all right.
312
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,992
- What's with
all your lacy apparel?
313
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,260
- Nothing.
314
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,495
It's just pajamas.
315
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:53,217
Good night.
316
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,119
- Yeah.
317
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,990
Yeah, yeah,
I'm a little tired too.
318
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:12,003
- Did you put oil on?
319
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,504
- No.
320
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,507
It's just my natural juices.
321
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,233
- What are you doing?
322
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,102
- Me?
323
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,438
What, did you have my mom
put your makeup on?
324
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,742
- No sex for you!
325
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:55,313
- No sex for you.
326
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,453
All right, you win!
327
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,497
- What?
- I give up!
328
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,199
I am officially
asking you
329
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,368
To please
have some sex with me.
330
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,404
- What are you talking about?
331
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,507
- Our thing.
Our not having sex thing.
332
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,342
- Are we still doing that?
333
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,148
- Of course
we're still doing it.
334
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,549
It's been 26 days
of doing it--
335
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,351
Not doing it.
336
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,387
- I'm sorry.
I totally forgot.
337
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,824
- Yeah, right.
338
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,392
- I mean, I can't believe it,
339
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,294
But really,
I totally forgot.
340
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,230
- Please.
341
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,432
You expect me to believe that
you didn't realize that we--
342
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,468
We went 26 days
without having sex?
343
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,573
- It's just,
I've been really busy.
344
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,309
You know, the pta fund-raiser
is coming up,
345
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,913
And I've just had
a lot on my mind.
346
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,521
- 26 days.
347
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:20,558
You weren't even trying.
348
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,362
Guess I was never really close
to havin' the power, was I?
349
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,230
- Sorry.
350
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,169
- All this time,
I-I thought you were doin'
351
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,337
All those little things
to torture me.
352
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,705
- What things?
353
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,175
- Forget it.
354
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,709
- No, come on.
355
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,344
- You know.
356
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,712
Like bite your lower lip
357
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,447
When you use the remote
to change the channel.
358
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:46,417
- I do that?
- Yeah!
359
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,919
Or how about
when you keep one of your legs
360
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:51,289
Outside of the covers
and the pajama rides up it?
361
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,957
- It's just because I'm hot.
362
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,460
- Yes, you are!
363
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,229
Even when you sleep,
every so often,
364
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,464
You kind of sigh a little.
365
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,835
- You haven't
slept much lately, have you?
366
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:08,206
- No.
367
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,707
Even now.
368
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,442
Look at you.
369
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,711
With your hair like that,
370
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,380
Sittin' there in your...
371
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,349
Robe.
372
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,787
- I'm a mess.
373
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,790
- Yeah, well, I guess
even when you're not tryin',
374
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,558
It still works.
375
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,700
- What? What are you doin'?
376
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,336
- You just got
a little of your power back.
377
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,641
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
378
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,711
Are you toying with me?
379
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,412
Because if you are,
380
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,915
I'm just gonna
start to cry.
381
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,820
- I've been waiting for this
for a long time, too, ray.
382
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:59,457
And by the way,
it's been 27 days, not 26.
383
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:05,796
- Ah, you do re--
384
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,598
--Member!
385
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,801
- Morning.
- Morning.
386
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:14,805
- Morning, kids.
- What are you doin' here?
387
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,908
- We live here.
388
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,944
- No, no, no, no, no!
389
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,946
Hey, you guys can
make breakfast yourself, right?
390
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:25,049
'cause daddy has to talk to
mommy upstairs about something.
391
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,451
- Ray.
- Yeah?
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