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- Aha.
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- Hi, ray.
- Oh, hey.
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- Oh, deb's not here;
she's out with the kids,
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So I'm just...You know,
trying to make the best of it.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh...Oh, okay.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna
watch the knick game,
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You know, and...
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Nothing else.
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- Great; yeah, robert called
and told me
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You guys were gonna
watch the game
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When he got home from work,
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So I thought I'd wait
for him over here.
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Is that okay?
- Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah.
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So when did robert say
he was gonna come home?
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- About an hour.
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Are you excited about
fondue date night?
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- What--what--what what?
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- You guys are coming over
tomorrow night
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For amy's first annual
fondue night.
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It's gonna be just
the three barone couples,
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Like a triple date.
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- Hey...
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Hey, a date with my parents.
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- I know you think it's corny,
but it'll be fun, really.
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Fondue date night.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, fun.
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You know what?
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I'll talk to robert about it
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When he gets here
in 58 minutes.
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- Oh, may I?
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- Oh. Oh, yeah.
- Thanks.
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Oh, look, this one
looks like a heart.
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So from now on,
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That's where I'm buying
all my sweaters.
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- Hey!
- Hey, hey, there he is!
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There he is!
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- Hi, sweetie.
- Hello, there.
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- Missed you.
- Yeah, what's up?
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We've been waiting
an hour and 11 minutes.
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- Amy, ma wanted me
to remind you that
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You'll be making the salad
for the dinner tonight.
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- Oh, I forgot.
I better go.
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Darn.
- Yeah, damn it.
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- See you later, yogi.
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And, ray, I'll see you
at fondue.
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- Okay, yeah.
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- She's such a cutie pie.
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Oh, it's
the second half already?
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- Yeah, man, you're missing
some great basketball.
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Actually, I kind of
missed some too.
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I was--me and amy,
we had a nice long...
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Chat.
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- All right,
that's really nice.
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What did you guys
talk about?
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- Oh, gosh, pretty much
everything, I think, yeah.
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- Yeah, amy's great, huh?
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- Yeah, amy's great.
She's great. Yeah.
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Kind of like
a little lady chatterley.
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- Lady chatterley?
- Yeah.
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- What do you mean?
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- Oh, you know,
like she always--
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She always wants to know
how everybody is,
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And she gets real excited
about fondue date night.
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And she told me about
this interesting salesgirl
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That sold her a sweater
and--and--and, you know,
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Whatever; it's all good stuff;
it's all good.
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- Are you saying that
amy talks too much?
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- No, robert, I love amy.
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- Wow, are you a liar.
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You know,
I know what it is.
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I got something good,
and you can't stand it.
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You never could.
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Remember when
I made that diorama
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In mr. Carolan's
history class?
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- What?
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- Everybody said
how great it was, everybody!
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I won a prize, remember?
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But you said it stunk.
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- You had george washington
fighting a dinosaur.
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- It was a dragon, raymond!
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A dragon that represented
years of british tyranny!
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Which just goes to show
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How stupid you were
then and now.
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- Robert, I didn't--
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- Everybody thinks
my wife is great.
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Everybody!
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So you have to tell me that
she's a lady chatterbox
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Who won't shut up?
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I know how it goes.
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Jealous ass.
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- Come on--
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- Jeal-ass!
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Yes!
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- Stop it! No!
Come on, don't go, robert!
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Stay! Come stay
and watch the game!
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Come on.
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You want to say something bad
about my wife, you can!
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I don't care!
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Ah, come on!
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Say it! Say it!
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She's a bad cook,
and she's mean!
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Hey, hi...One second,
one second.
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And you may
think that, robert.
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You'd be dead wrong!
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Dead wrong!
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Debra is a caring,
beautiful, skinny person!
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So how's it going?
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Look, I saved you this chip.
It looks like a heart.
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- Hi, honey.
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- Hey.
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- You've been quiet all night.
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Are you okay?
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- Yeah, I'm fine.
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Everything okay with you?
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- Fine and dandy.
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- Ooh, did I show you
this sweater I got?
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- It's nice.
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- The salesgirl
I bought it from, brigid,
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She was so sweet and smart.
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She's taking some time off
of school to make some money,
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But I really hope
she finishes,
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Because she's really great--
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- And then you
bought the sweater; got it.
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I'm sorry.
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Actually, you know,
I kind of did have a bad day.
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- Oh? What happened?
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- Oh, nothing;
it's just like every other day,
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Dealing with
the scum of the earth.
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- Well, at least
you get tomorrow off.
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And then, hey,
fondue date night.
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That'll be fun...
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Due!
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- Yeah, you know,
I was thinking,
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Maybe fondue date night is not
such a good idea right now.
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- Really?
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Everybody else is
excited about it, even ray.
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- Amy, why do you
even bother with him?
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- I know he doesn't
like to open up,
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But little by little,
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I think
I'm cracking his shell.
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And you know what?
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There's a sweet person
inside.
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Oh, listen...
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I know you and raymond
have had your problems--
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- He said you talk too much!
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- What?
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- He called you
lady blabbermouth.
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- He did?
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- Look, amy, I'm sorry.
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I've known raymond
for a long time, and...
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Do you know
what a jeal-ass is?
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- Now that I think about it,
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While we were talking
this afternoon,
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He did excuse himself
to go to the bathroom,
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Like, five times.
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I thought he had
a tummy problem.
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- It's not his tummy.
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He has no soul.
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- So he just wanted me
to go away?
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That is kind of...
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Jerky.
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- I love you so much.
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But hey, you know,
this is good.
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Tomorrow night,
more cheese for us.
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- No, no, everybody's coming.
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I'm just not gonna let
ray's opinion affect me.
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- Okay, good, good.
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Hey, you know what?
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Don't even talk to him.
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In fact,
just stay quiet all night.
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We won't even give him a chance
to think that way about you.
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Huh?
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- Robert...
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When I was just
telling you my sweater story,
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And you told me to...
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Was that because you
think I talk too much?
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- No, no.
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That's because
raymond brought it up,
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You know, and I didn't want him
to think that he was right.
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'cause you know,
like you said, "jerky."
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And I love this new sweater.
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It's a great sweater.
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Great story about
the sweater.
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I'm stealing that story!
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Okay, w-w-wait,
amy, amy. Wait.
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Amy!
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The one time I get a word in.
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- Okay, we have two
different kinds of cheeses,
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And the chocolate
is for all the fruit.
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- Move it, lady,
I'm going in.
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- Hello.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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- Oh, amy, everything
smells great.
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- That's what I said.
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- Marie, here is the garlic
toast I made for dipping.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Hey, man.
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Listen...Again,
about before...
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I'm sorry.
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- Oh, you don't have to
apologize to me.
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- Ray, can I talk to you
for a second?
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- 'sup, sis?
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- Listen, ray,
robert told me
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About what happened
yesterday,
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And I just want to
let you know that...
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You're right.
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I should have realized
you're just a guy,
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And guys just want
to relax and watch tv,
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And I should have
left you alone.
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- Amy, will you marry me?
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- You know, listen, amy--
- oh, no, no, ray.
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I don't want things
to be weird between us,
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So I'm sorry.
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- Oh, well...
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Me too.
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- Great.
Let's sit and eat.
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- Okay, all right.
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I don't mind if I "fon-do."
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I got a cheese one.
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- Wait a minute!
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That's it?
- It's fine, robert.
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- Let me get this straight.
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Raymond insults you,
but you get mad at me,
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And then you apologize to him?
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What, are you taking
lessons from my mom?
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Who I love?
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- What's going on?
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- I'll tell you
what's going on.
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Yesterday, poor raymond
had to watch a basketball game
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While amy dared
to sit next to him.
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And then the minute she leaves,
he tells me that
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She had the nerve
to talk to him
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About things
that didn't interest him!
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Called her boxy chatterhead!
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- Ray!
- Raymond!
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Why would you call amy
a boxy chatterhead?
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- It's lady chatterley!
It's from a book!
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- You know, it's okay.
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To be fair,
ray is a sports writer.
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It's kind of like I was
bothering him at work.
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- Oh, amy, no.
Ray doesn't work.
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Ray, apologize to amy
right now.
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- Excuse me, this is
between me and amy,
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And we're fine with it.
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Amy, kudos on the fondue.
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- This is not between
you and amy.
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What, are you kidding me?
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You never listen, ever!
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- Never, ever!
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- Oh, don't try to
lay it all on ray, robert.
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Last night,
you made it very clear
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That you think
I talk too much.
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Oh, dude.
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- You're the one
who should be in trouble!
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- Yeah, ray!
257
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,979
- You know,
you wouldn't think it,
258
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:04,082
But this chocolate and salami
is a great combo.
259
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,457
- All right,
let's all just relax.
260
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,225
I think we're making
too big of a deal of this.
261
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,560
- No, amy, I have been
putting up with this
262
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,162
For 15 years.
263
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,463
I am not gonna let him
do this to you too.
264
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,365
You know, when I need
to talk to ray
265
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,201
About my feelings
or our children,
266
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,403
I know I have until
the commercial's over.
267
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,338
That gives me 30 seconds.
268
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,207
And if there's a girl
in the commercial
269
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,542
Or a truck with big wheels
270
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:34,579
Or, god forbid,
a monkey, forget it!
271
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,952
- Come on, that's not true.
272
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:44,055
- Look, ray, we're not
asking for that much.
273
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,857
It's just talking
and listening--watch.
274
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,892
Hello, robert.
- Oh, hello there, debra.
275
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,828
- How's it going?
- Not so good.
276
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:54,199
I've got a brother who lacks
even rudimentary social skills.
277
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,500
- I'm sorry to hear that.
278
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,068
- Well, thanks for asking.
279
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,603
And by the way,
those are lovely earrings.
280
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,173
- See?
- Yeah.
281
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,309
- Oh, that was very good!
282
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:08,046
Raymond,
do it with me now.
283
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,082
Hello, raymond.
- Hello, mother.
284
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,285
Oh, look, mom,
a bear in pants.
285
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,423
- Yes, your brother
is quite hairy.
286
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:21,059
- No, ma, he's not
doing it right.
287
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,328
- Yes, yes, he is, ma.
He's also ugly.
288
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,397
He should really wear
a welder's mask.
289
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,600
- Why don't I weld
your mouth to your ass
290
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:30,401
And make a doughnut
out of you?
291
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,536
- You don't even know
how to weld!
292
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,338
- I'm a damn fine welder!
293
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,539
- Oh, you stink at everything!
294
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,509
- Do not fight!
295
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,945
This is nothing
to fight about!
296
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,414
- Ray, just apologize
to amy.
297
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,515
- No, it's okay.
298
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,384
We already talked about it.
299
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,219
And now it just seems
like everybody's using it
300
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,554
As an excuse to attack him.
301
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,389
- Yeah, yeah, that's right!
302
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,058
These jackals, they pounce
as soon as they smell blood.
303
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,526
They love it
when I'm miserable.
304
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,295
For all I know, you guys
have been sending her in
305
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,897
Every day on purpose
just to annoy me.
306
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,107
- Oh, amy.
307
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:15,647
- Even I know
you got to go in there.
308
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:33,498
- Hey.
309
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,634
Wh-what are you doing?
310
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:41,105
- Just having some cookies.
311
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,678
- Listen, I didn't mean
what I said in there, really.
312
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,479
I was just--you know,
I'm mad at those guys,
313
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,448
And I'm sorry.
314
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:55,286
- It's okay. I'm fine.
315
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:59,257
- Listen, you definitely have
a right to be mad at me.
316
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,491
- Oh, I do?
317
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:04,195
I do? Well, thank you
very much, ray.
318
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,731
- You're welcome.
319
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,466
- Let me tell you
something, mister.
320
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,536
You are a frustrating person!
321
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,638
All this time, I've been
trying to talk to you,
322
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,040
And it's like I'm banging
my head against the wall!
323
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,542
I keep thinking,
"what's wrong with me?
324
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,310
Why can't I
get through to him?"
325
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,546
And now I realize that
maybe it's not my fault.
326
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,414
Maybe it's just that
you're boring!
327
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,223
- You know, debra says
you're like this
328
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,359
Because you
don't want to talk.
329
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:38,196
But I think maybe it's because
you've got nothing to say!
330
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:41,065
- I do too have stuff to say.
331
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,467
- Oh, yeah? Go ahead.
332
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,169
- What do you mean?
- Come on, talk!
333
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,271
Come on, talk!
Right now!
334
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:51,542
And I want something more than
hot dogs and football kicking!
335
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,513
- Oh, interesting conversation!
336
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,483
What else do you have to say,
mr. Fascinating?
337
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,618
- This is a lot of pressure!
338
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,388
- That's what I thought.
339
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,763
I'm sorry.
340
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:14,732
I didn't mean it.
I was just lashing out.
341
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,300
Oh, I stink at this.
342
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,735
I was just trying
to hurt your feelings.
343
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,705
- Good job.
344
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,207
- You want a tissue?
- I'm not crying!
345
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,479
- Look, ray...
346
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,449
I know I try too hard...
347
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,385
Talking about
emotions and stuff.
348
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,621
It's just that
I want to be close
349
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,823
To everyone in this family.
350
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,360
- Why?
351
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,101
- Because I love you guys.
352
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:52,637
But I mean,
for gosh sakes,
353
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,173
I know frank
better than I know you--
354
00:17:55,175 --> 00:18:00,111
All his sights
and sounds and smells.
355
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,447
But at least I know
he's comfortable with me.
356
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,849
I feel closer to him now.
357
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:08,219
- Yeah, don't get too close.
358
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,522
We lost a canary once.
359
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,158
- You're always so funny.
360
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,827
You know what?
361
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,428
It's taken some time,
362
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,697
But even robert
has started opening up to me.
363
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,432
Like, he finally told me
364
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,435
Why he sleeps with
a tennis racket under his bed.
365
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,270
- He still does that?
366
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,339
- For the burglars.
367
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,441
- That's what
he told you it's for?
368
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,444
No, no, no, that's...
369
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,648
That's his ghost swatter.
370
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,750
- What?
- Yes! Yes!
371
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,520
Ever since we were kids,
he would--listen to this.
372
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,622
One time, he was about 12,
373
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,557
And he thought he heard
something in the attic.
374
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,226
And so of course,
I'm making fun of him.
375
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,694
So to prove
that he's not scared,
376
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,296
He went up there
with his "ghost swatter,"
377
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,765
So I took a broom and I went,
"boom, boom, boom,"
378
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,667
And all of a sudden,
two giant legs
379
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,537
Come crashing through
the ceiling--boom!
380
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,172
- Just his legs?
381
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:04,208
- Yeah, well, he fell
on a beam--"aah!"
382
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,279
And it's just two giant legs
just sticking there,
383
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:12,550
And they were still
trying to run--"aah!"
384
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,885
- Was he injured?
385
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,687
- Well, you tell me.
386
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:20,725
- Oh, ray!
387
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,695
- Amy, is everything okay?
388
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,664
- Yeah, everything's
fine, robert.
389
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,666
Amy and I,
we were just talking.
390
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,636
- Yeah, we were.
Uh-huh.
391
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,704
- Oh, great.
Well, that's very nice.
392
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,773
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
393
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:39,577
Oh, please, by all means,
don't let me interrupt.
394
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,755
Why aren't you talking?
395
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,858
What were you talking about?
396
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,793
- Nothing.
Shut up, really.
397
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,395
- What were you
talking about, amy?
398
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,765
- Fondue date night.
399
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,774
- Was this about me?
What did you tell him?
400
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,642
You told him stuff about me?
What did you say?
401
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,244
- Nothing, robert.
402
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,246
- He got stuff out of you.
I know him!
403
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,581
- Robert, we were just--
404
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,416
- Hey, come on, amy,
we should get in there.
405
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,850
Dad's probably got
the fondue pot on his head
406
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,352
Like winnie the pooh.
407
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,620
- Yeah, come on, robert.
I'm hungry.
408
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,388
- Wait, wait, wait!
Don't lie to me!
409
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,557
Is this about how I eat my foods
in alphabetical order?
410
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,327
Because I have
a very good reason for that!
411
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,597
- I didn't know you do that.
- I don't!
412
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,500
Amy, I don't want you
talking to him.
413
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,636
Did you tell him
about my pedicures?
414
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,740
No, robert.
415
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,815
Robert paints
his feet like a lady!
416
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,353
Holy crap!
417
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,561
- This commercial's funny.
418
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,697
Right, watch.
Watch what the cat does.
419
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,835
- He high-fives a dog.
That's funny.
420
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:14,538
Those two don't
usually get along.
421
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,275
- Why don't you just
sleep with him already?
422
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,720
- I've been sitting here
all night too, you know.
423
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:39,330
- Oh look, this one's
got a monkey in it.
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