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- Hey, could you
pass the salt?
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what did you say?
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- I want to put some salt
on this.
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- In 47 years of marriage,
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You've never salted
my lasagna.
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- Marie, it's bad enough
it needs it...
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You got to remind me
how long we've been married?
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- That doesn't need salt.
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What's this about, frank?
You mad at me?
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- No, I just want the salt.
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- Baloney; it's because
I yelled at you last night
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For blowing your nose
into your sock, isn't it?
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- No, all I'm saying is,
this is not doin' it for me.
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- Oh. Well,
then by all means,
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Have the salt.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Pass the salt!
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The list of things
I'm allowed to say
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Is getting shorter!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hey.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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- Mm-mm, what's for brunch?
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- Well, I made pasta
with pesto sauce,
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Chicken sausages,
pork sausages,
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Eggplant curry,
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Waldorf salad,
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And mini quiches with ham
for hors d'oeuvres.
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- What, half day today?
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What's up?
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- I made frittata.
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- Well, good for you, dear.
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- Taste this pesto, raymond.
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- Mmm! Oh! Perfect.
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- Really? You like it?
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- Yeah. Of course.
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- I don't know anymore.
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Last night your father
told me my lasagna needed salt.
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- What?
- Come on.
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- How dare someone criticize
another person's cooking?
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- Well, I have to admit,
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All great artists
must face the fact
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That someday
their gifts will fade.
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- Ma, come on,
your gifts aren't fading.
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Huh?
You the man.
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- You know, your father
used to salivate over my meals.
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But lately, it's like he's just
going through the motions.
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- Ma, ma, ma,
you still got it.
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You're the pavarotti of pesto.
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- That's a sweet boy.
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Nothing like his father.
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- Hey, dad, what are you
bustin' mom's hump
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About the lasagna for?
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- I wish it was
just the lasagna.
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Have you tried
these little quiches she made?
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I've had belly lint
with more flavor.
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- What are you talkin' about,
dad?
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These are fantastic.
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- Yeah.
I like tabasco on mine.
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All right. Try that.
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- Tasteless.
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- Well, that tabasco's
got no kick.
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This bottle was issued to dad
during the korean war.
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- Hold on.
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- You know, dad,
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I have to say
that I am surprised
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That you cannot appreciate
the interplay of these flavors,
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The smokiness of the ham
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Delicately contrasting
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With the sweetness
of the egg custard.
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- Why don't you put on a dress
and do a dance?
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- Hey, what have you got there?
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- I got marco's hot peppers,
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I got hot mustard
from wo hop's,
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Everything
from ma's ethnic shelf.
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- All right, good; let's start
with the horseradish, here.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Wasabi. I got wasabi.
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Ah, and how about
a little jalapeño?
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, all right.
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- Here you go, dad.
Why don't you try that one?
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- Okay, but I'm tellin' you...
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They're all the same.
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- Dad, that had horseradish,
wasabi, and jalapeño on it!
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- It did?
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- How can you not taste that?
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- Oh, my god.
Dad, you've got no taste!
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- Holy crap!
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- Aaagghh!
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- And this whole time,
I thought it was your mother.
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- Aaaah!
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- Robbie!
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- Robert, use a glass.
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- Oh, robbie!
Robbie, please!
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You'll spoil your appetite.
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- I don't get it.
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How is this happening to me?
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- Maybe your sinuses
are stuffed up.
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You know, 90% of taste
is smell.
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That would explain
why you don't smell...
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You.
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- Nah, I can smell me.
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I just don't mind me.
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- Hey, we're trying
to figure out
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What's goin' on here.
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- I'll be with you
in a minute.
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- All right, all right.
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When did you start noticing
that ma's cooking was slipping?
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- I don't know.
About two weeks ago.
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- Well, have you been doing
anything different
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In the last two weeks?
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- I haven't
done anything different
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In the last 50 years.
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Uh, well...
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Except--
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- What?
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- I have been
taking these pills.
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- What, for, like,
blood pressure or something?
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- Nah, just some herb pills
that stan and garvin gave me.
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- Stan and garvin?
What for?
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- They're for my, uh...
Foot.
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- Your foot?
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- Yeah, you know,
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My foot.
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- "lancelot"?
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Headaches, stomach cramping"--
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Oh, god, dad, look at this--
"loss of taste."
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- Hey, you're kidding me.
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- Well, didn't you read
the label?
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- No. My eyes are
as bad as my foot.
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- Dad, I mean, you're gonna
have to stop taking those.
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- No way!
These babies work!
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- Hey, uh, dad,
do you...Really need those?
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- Hey, your time will come,
wise guy.
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I might not get to hit
that often,
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But when you're
called to the plate,
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You better bring a bat.
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- Aaahhh!
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Yeah, okay, okay.
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- Brunch time.
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- Oh. All right.
- All right.
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- Hey, listen,
you two knuckleheads.
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Your mother doesn't know
about these pills,
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So keep your traps shut.
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- What are you gonna do when
she finds out you can't taste?
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- She's not gonna find out.
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Taste I can fake.
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- Okay.
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- Hey, kids! Come on
and get your food.
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Here you go.
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- Looks marvelous.
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- Thank you, honey.
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- Everything looks
delicious, marie.
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- Thanks, frank.
Here you go.
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- Can't wait.
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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Fantastic, marie.
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- Really?
Oh, I'm so glad.
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- So can you believe?
Spring training already.
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- Yeah, first day tomorrow,
pitchers and catchers.
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- Here, frank.
Try the frittata.
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- Bring it on!
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Mmm!
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Oh!
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Wow, that's good!
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- No, it's not!
That's debra's!
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- Whoops.
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- What's going on?
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First you tell me
my lasagna needs salt,
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And now debra's frittata
is good.
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"oh! Wowee! Ooh!"
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Is this some kind of a scheme
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To finally drive me insane?
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- No!
- Then why are you torturing me?
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- I'm not torturing you!
- Then what are you doing?
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- I can't taste!
- What do you mean?
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- I've lost my sense of taste.
- Are you sick?
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- No!
- Well, how do you know?
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Did you go to a doctor?
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- I'm not going to a doctor.
I'm just getting older, okay?
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- So you're not
gonna try to fix it?
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- Leave me alone!
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"leave me alone."
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- I'll live with it, okay?
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- Oh, that's it--
"I'll live with it."
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- Ma, now you know that
it's not your cooking, right?
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You still got it!
So now you can be happy again.
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- Happy?
How can I be happy?
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I'm rembrandt,
and he's blind!
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- Well, deb,
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At least somebody
liked your frittata.
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- Hey!
- Hey, guys.
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Okay, ray, amy and I
are going to the mall.
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Hey, ray, you mind if
I watch the game over here?
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Ever since Sunday brunch,
mom's been all depressed.
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She's just sitting in front
of the tv, eating donuts.
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- What, did dad just
give up the remote?
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- Didn't even
put up a fight.
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- Since this whole thing,
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They haven't been
fighting at all.
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I miss the yelling.
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- I miss ma's cooking.
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She hasn't cooked anything
in three days.
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- This is crazy.
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Everything's falling apart
because of food?
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It's just food.
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You can't base
a marriage on food.
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- Well, you and I can't.
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- I can't believe marie.
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Frank can't help it
if his tongue is getting old.
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- Why can't she be
more sensitive?
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You know, I wouldn't be
surprised if this whole thing
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Was her fault to begin with.
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- What do you mean?
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- Well, I mean, who's to say
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That after 47 years
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Of marie's constant
criticism and nagging,
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Frank just couldn't
take it anymore?
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And his losing his taste
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Is a psychosomatic way
of not listening.
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He is tuning her out
with his tongue.
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- Wow! Yeah! Yeah!
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That makes sense!
- Yeah, huh?
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Nobody ever stands up
to this woman.
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Ray, get over there.
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- What?
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- Go. Go tell your mother
this is all her fault.
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- You don't know
what you're talking about, okay?
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- I know you're scared
of your mommy.
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- Yeah, yeah,
it's not my mommy, okay?
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Dad lost his taste
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Because of some pills
he's taking for his...Foot.
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- Ray!
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- Sorry, man.
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I hate it when she thinks
she knows stuff.
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- His foot?
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- That's right, professor.
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So why don't you two
just run along to the mall
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Before they're all out of
knick-knacks and paddywacks?
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00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,370
- Well, why didn't he just
tell marie that?
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- Because he's very
sensitive about his foot.
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- Oh. So by foot,
you mean...
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Not his foot.
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- Go to the mall.
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- Well, then what are
the pills for?
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Ohh.
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That foot.
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- You know, this is crazy.
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I mean, marie should
know all about this.
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- Of course.
Somebody should tell her.
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- No! No! It's not
gonna be any of us, okay?
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This is between a man
and his podiatrist!
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00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,288
- But how are frank and marie
gonna get through this if they--
256
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,490
- No! We told dad
we would keep this a secret,
257
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,559
And I absolutely forbid you
to say any of this to mom.
258
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:15,927
Do you got it?
259
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,533
Boo-boo?
260
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,803
- Look, look,
261
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,271
Let me just say this.
262
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:30,041
When it comes to a man
and his wife,
263
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,912
A man needs to know
that he's a man...
264
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:37,482
Whether or not his wife
knows he's a man or not.
265
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,853
- What else does dad have?
266
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,223
- Well, I never
thought of it like that.
267
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,226
- I guess we should
stay out of it.
268
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,429
- Okay, so we won't
say anything to marie.
269
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,965
- Hi, frank.
270
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:09,581
- Listen, frank...
271
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,850
Can we talk?
272
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,856
So how are you?
273
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,358
- Yes, how are you?
274
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,426
- Fine.
275
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,065
- Isn't this nice?
276
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,433
I mean, how often
do we get the chance
277
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,235
To talk together,
just the three of us?
278
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,936
- That is so true.
279
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,504
You know, deb,
I think it is so funny
280
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,240
How sometimes people
can live so close...
281
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,342
- And never take the time
to just sit down and...
282
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,943
- Shoot the breeze.
283
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,545
- Yeah, communication
is so important, amy.
284
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,447
- Oh, I agree.
- Yeah.
285
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:48,419
- What are you two magpies
squawking about?
286
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,156
- Look, frank, about your...
287
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,892
Problem...
288
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,126
- Yeah? Don't worry.
289
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,963
I got no taste,
but I still got crunch.
290
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:03,334
- No, we mean
the problem with your...
291
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,436
- Foot.
292
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,372
- What?
293
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,942
- We want you to know this is
nothing to be ashamed of.
294
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:14,679
- Yeah, let me tell you
something about ray.
295
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,584
He might talk a big game,
296
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,321
But there's a lot of times
when he can't always...
297
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,924
Put his best foot forward.
298
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:32,597
And that doesn't change the way
I feel about him at all.
299
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,532
- Yeah, we love our fellas
300
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:38,069
No matter what they're able
or unable to do.
301
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:40,672
- Frank, listen.
302
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,507
When we heard
about your situation,
303
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:45,009
That didn't make us
think badly of you.
304
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:48,446
We still think of you
as big, strong, virile frank.
305
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,581
- Frrrank!
306
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,320
- And you know,
that is the only way
307
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,488
Marie could ever see you too.
308
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,624
So you should really
go talk to her about this
309
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,359
So you can work this out
together.
310
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,394
- Yeah, if you want
to impress marie,
311
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,296
You should talk to her.
312
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,632
talk!
313
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,970
- What's this?
314
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,471
- Oh, hi, marie.
315
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,273
- We're just having
a little chat with frank.
316
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,342
- Yep, just chewing the fat
and some celery.
317
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,647
- So, frank, you think the mets
are gonna take it this year?
318
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,282
- Oh, I certainly hope they can.
319
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,517
They've been playing
their little hearts out.
320
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,290
- I'm just gonna
get my lunch,
321
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,159
And I'll be
out of your way.
322
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,202
- I think she's ready
to hear you.
323
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,137
- Yeah, what do you say,
frank?
324
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,742
- Your husbands
are dead men.
325
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,648
- What's going on?
326
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,716
- What do you mean?
327
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,318
- At my house.
328
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,652
I want to know why your wives
are over there
329
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,088
- What?
- What?
330
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,523
- I mean, nobody talks
to your father,
331
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,526
Especially people.
332
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,495
your wife.
333
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,663
- Your wife.
334
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,298
- So is everyone
turning against me?
335
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,733
Is that what's going on?
336
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,169
I don't make lasagna
for three days,
337
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,204
And all of a sudden,
nobody cares about me.
338
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,040
Everybody is frank's friend.
339
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,342
- No, ma,
that's not it at all.
340
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,177
- Well, what else
could it be?
341
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,413
Cooking is all I'm good for,
isn't it?
342
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,314
Oh, yes,
I raised two boys
343
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,483
With precious little help
from your father.
344
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,520
And, yes, my charity work
has benefited
345
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,555
Countless people
within the community.
346
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,558
But apparently if anybody
looks at this face,
347
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,294
All they see is
a frying pan.
348
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,832
- I don't see
a frying pan, ma.
349
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,402
I see a woman
who deserves the truth.
350
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,605
- Don't be stupid.
351
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,174
- Look...
352
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,608
Look, ma,
353
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,445
His loss of taste
is because of a side effect
354
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,681
That he got because of
these pills that he's taking.
355
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,416
- What? Pills?
356
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:09,787
- Yeah, they're supposed
to restore his...
357
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,122
- Hair?
- Yes.
358
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,224
- No.
359
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,562
His...
- Memory?
360
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,730
- Yes.
- No!
361
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,435
Look, it's--it's his...
362
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:31,175
Keep guessing.
363
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,510
- What?
364
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,312
- His manhood, ma!
365
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,782
His manhood.
366
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,522
- Oh...Well,
why didn't he tell me?
367
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,624
- Because he didn't
want to be ashamed
368
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,862
And think that you thought
he was less of a man.
369
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:55,466
- He had to choose between
his tongue and his manhood.
370
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:03,341
- Oh...Poor frank.
I had no idea.
371
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:08,746
I'd rather he could taste.
372
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,848
- Well, I mean, ma,
it's not that simple.
373
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,617
- Yes, it is.
I have a say in this.
374
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,186
I'll take the taste.
375
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,389
- What the hell's
wrong with you two?
376
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,658
- No, no, don't blame us, okay?
Blame them.
377
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,761
- You said you were
going shopping.
378
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:27,365
- We'll go shopping
after this.
379
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,933
- All right, I want to see
you two traitors
380
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,334
Outside right now!
381
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,304
- It's all right, frank.
I know.
382
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,474
- It's lies!
All lies!
383
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,243
- Wait, wait! Wait!
384
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,579
Honey, it breaks my heart
385
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:45,349
That you think that I might
not see you as a man.
386
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,351
And you have to know by now
387
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:51,756
That I couldn't possibly think
any less of you.
388
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:03,467
- That is so sweet.
389
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:06,270
- And I appreciate how
difficult it must have been
390
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,839
For you to have to decide
between my food
391
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,609
And our physical
relationship.
392
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,512
- Maybe we should
go shopping now.
393
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:17,915
- And I want you to know
394
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,584
That I'm touched
395
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,220
That our years in the boudoir
396
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,656
Have meant so much to you.
397
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,558
- Well, they have.
398
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,462
But if it's all the same to you,
I'd rather have the food.
399
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,997
- Me too!
400
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,609
Oh, frank.
401
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,945
Oh, frank,
I was hoping you'd say that.
402
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,781
Oh--
403
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,818
Oh, frank.
404
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:08,332
I don't think
you need those pills.
405
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:12,670
- No, those are the pills.
406
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,640
- Oh.
407
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,479
Here you go, raymond.
408
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,880
- Ma, I don't need these.
409
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,916
- No, not for that,
for debra's cooking.
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