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- They bought a condominium
in new jersey:
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The garden state villas.
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- We want to move there.
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- We get the house.
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what?
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- Our own house!
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- Goodbye.
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- Hi.
- Oh.
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Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
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It's been so long
since I've seen you.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Third time in two weeks, ma.
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- Only the third time.
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Your father's just on his way
back from the dining hall.
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What do you do,
hose him off and send him back?
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- Oh, boy.
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- Are you all right, raymond?
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- Yeah, it's just traffic
the whole way.
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I mean, usually takes
85 minutes.
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Took two hours today.
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No, I'm good, I'm good,
I'm good.
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- How are you, marie?
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- Oh, I tell you,
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Now that I'm in
the villa's production
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Of "the unsinkable molly brown",
as molly,
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I'm in constant rehearsal
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And I'm in voice and movement
classes and yoga.
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Oh, and by the way, raymond,
you need to stop by the office
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And co-sign some insurance
waiver for me.
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oh.
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- No brakes!
No brakes!
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- Oh!
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- Oh...
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Hi, frank!
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- Hey, dad,
I'm a little hungry.
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Why don't you drive me
to the dining hall?
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- No, I don't want to
waste my guest passes.
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- Raymond, sit down.
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I'll fix us some lunch,
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And then we can have
a nice conversation.
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- So how are you, frank?
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- Fat!
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The dining hall
is open 24 hours,
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Plus marie
is cooking up a storm.
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Some days,
I eat ten times!
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- Well, I'm glad to see
that condo living
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Still agrees with you.
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- Yep, I'll tell you
all about it
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After I visit
the throne room.
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The seat in there
is cushioned and heated.
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Ray, before you go home,
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You gotta give it
a test drive.
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- Try and stop me.
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- Boy, I have never seen
your parents this happy.
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Then again,
I've never seen them happy.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah.
No, they're happy.
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So how long
we gotta stay?
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- Ray.
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- I'm just saying.
You'll eat your sandwich.
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Then we'll get a jump
on the traffic on the way back.
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- All right, you know,
enough with the traffic.
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So you have to do
a little driving.
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That problem
is more than outweighed
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By the fact that I have
been allowed to exit hell.
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- It's just like you like,
raymond.
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Egg salad with extra egg.
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- All right, thanks, ma.
- Yummy.
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- Whoo!
I had a fantastic idea.
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What if you and I have some
one-on-one time?
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Next week,
come by yourself
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And stay for a few days.
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- Hmm.
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No, I mean...
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You know what, marie?
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That's a great idea.
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I mean, I'm gonna miss ray,
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But I'll just
have to suck it up.
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- Oh, good.
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heaven
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I'm in heaven
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My heart beats so
that I can hardly speak
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- Hello?
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Ah, you got a phone
in there too, huh?
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Yeah, okay.
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- Right in here.
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- Thank you.
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Hi. I'm ray barone.
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- Oh, great.
Please have a seat.
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- Thanks.
I'm debra.
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- Hi.
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- Yeah, my mom said
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I need to sign
some insurance form for her.
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And also...
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Ask about
a rollaway bed for me.
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- Yes, mr. Barone,
I'm glad you came by.
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We need your parents
to move out.
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- What?
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- I'm sorry to be so blunt,
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But there have been
a number of issues,
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And they need to go.
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- Wait--wait a minute.
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You're kicking them out?
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- Yes.
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- I-I don't understand.
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Frank and marie
seem incredibly happy here.
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- I assure you
they're the only ones.
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Your father's been
tearing around on his golf cart,
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Endangering pedestrians.
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- Oh?
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- When our security guards
warn your father,
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He turns his cart
and aims for them.
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One time, he shouted, uh...
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"hit the monkey,
win a cookie!"
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If this were
the only issue,
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We might be able
to work through it.
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But your father's
overall demeanor is...
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Sort of like a maniac.
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One night we caught him
inside the walk-in fridge
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Eating an entire baloney.
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- But as bad
as your father is...
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- Oh, boy.
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- Your mother has brought
the morale of our community
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To an all-time low.
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- Go ahead, katie.
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- None of the other women
want to be around her.
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You know, she has this way of
appearing to give a compliment
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When actually
she's insulting you.
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And she's critical
of everything:
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Clothing, hair, cooking.
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- I just...
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- I don't know where
this is coming from.
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Marie must be
making some friends.
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Isn't she in the cast of
"the unsinkable molly brown"?
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- That is now
a one-woman show.
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And when I tried
to talk to her about all this,
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She said that my rude tone
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Might be the reason
I don't have a husband.
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- So we'd like you
to take them with you.
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- We have people
to help you pack.
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- Now, hold on.
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We are not gonna sit here
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And listen to you
run down these good people.
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I don't think
you've even considered
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That the problem
just may be everyone else.
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- Well, I--
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- Oh, frank and marie barone
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Are fine
religious people.
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Oh, sure, they might be
opinionated,
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But I find that refreshing.
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And marie may have
bruised some feelings,
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But it's important to remember
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That everything she does
comes from love.
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- I understand
that you're upset.
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- Please don't make us
take them back.
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- I'm...I'm sorry.
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- Is it money?
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'cause we could pay
more money.
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- No, I'm sorry. We--
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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We have to think of
the entire community.
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See, our philosophy here is
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"let's all be happy
till the end."
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- Some of our residents
have threatened
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To stop taking
their medication.
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- I understand,
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But isn't there something
that we...
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Just...Something?
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Ray?
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- Can we live here?
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- Don't you love
our new couch?
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- You know what?
I really do.
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I'm starting
to love everything now.
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I was gonna do my workout
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On the new muscleflex
after dinner...
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But you know what?
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- What?
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- Drinking makes you
happy with your body
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The way it is.
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- Hi, guys.
You're back early.
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- We have to talk.
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- About what?
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- Hi.
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- What did you do
to the house?
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- Look who's here.
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- Marie, frank. Hi.
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We weren't expecting you
to visit so soon.
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Why didn't you
tell us you were coming?
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- We really have to talk.
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- Where are my things?
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- Okay, all right,
ma, calm down.
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- No, you calm down.
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First your father
gets us kicked out
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Of my dream condominium,
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And now these two
have ruined the house!
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- Kicked...Out?
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- Me?
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You're the one
who sunk us, molly brown!
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- And you're the one
who ate the whole baloney!
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- Hi.
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It seems that frank and marie
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Were asked to leave
their retirement community
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Because...
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Well, you can imagine.
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- They were also asked
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To not live
in any neighboring communities.
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- I don't understand.
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I mean
I don't want to understand.
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Oh, crap!
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- Robert, the new couch!
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- Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
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- That's why you have
plastic on a sofa.
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- So you're not
living there anymore?
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Just like that?
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Isn't there some sort
of appeals process?
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- I'm sorry.
- Is it money?
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We can pay more money!
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- Amy, amy, amy.
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I tried.
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There is no amount.
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- Raymond, how could you
let this happen?
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- What are you talking about?
I didn't let it happen.
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- Yeah, but you just sat there.
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I think deep down
he wanted them to be kicked out
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Because ray doesn't like
to drive in traffic.
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Well, how do you like
driving in this, huh?
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Better get used to this
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Because this is what you're
gonna be driving in,
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You selfish, selfish--
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- The couch!
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- My arm!
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- I liked that condo!
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I was the lead
in a broadway show!
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- All right, stop it!
Enough!
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Everybody just
calm down!
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I think I know
what the problem is.
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Part of me always thinks
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Why can't mom and dad
get along with debra and me?
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And robert
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And amy.
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And I say to myself,
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"maybe it's us."
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Maybe it's us,
because they're the parents
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And we're supposed
to respect them and--
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And honor them,
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Like they're chinese
or something.
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And we don't.
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We don't always.
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And maybe it's us.
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But today...
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After 40 years,
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I think I've actually
figured something out.
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It's not us.
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It's you.
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People from your own
world war ii world
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Have spoken.
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And it's you!
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Had to be said.
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- Well, I guess you told me,
raymond.
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Some have said
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That ours was
the greatest generation.
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But I guess
you know better.
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- I had my dream toilet.
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- And now I'd like to inquire
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00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,422
To the whereabouts
of my possessions:
266
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:48,459
My sofa and my piano.
267
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,428
- They're in the basement.
268
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:54,532
- Ah...The basement.
269
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:58,837
So I'm not gone a month
270
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:05,343
And my 100-year-old priceless
bulgarian upright piano
271
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,279
Is in the basement
272
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:13,351
And has been replaced
by you with this.
273
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,619
- Do you even know
what that is, ma?
274
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,921
- Yes, I do know
what that is!
275
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,357
I may be an ancient relic
as far as you're concerned,
276
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,227
But I'm still able
to know what things are!
277
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,095
This is a sex machine!
278
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,897
- Ma!
279
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,310
- Can I go for a ride?
280
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,120
- It's not a sex machine!
281
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,989
It's for exercise.
282
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,624
- I don't care
what you call it!
283
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,158
Look at this place!
284
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,660
You two have turned my home
285
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,663
Into the playboy mansion!
286
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,399
- Ma, we've hardly
changed anything.
287
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,301
- I need my aspirin!
288
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:08,006
- Does someone
want to explain to me
289
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,441
What is happening now?
290
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,278
- Yeah, you might
have a problem.
291
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,013
- A problem?
292
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,414
Mm-hmm.
293
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,516
I bought this house
fair and square
294
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,085
For $26,000, raymond.
295
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,422
- Okay, all right.
But where they gonna go?
296
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,591
- Where they gonna go?
How about your house?
297
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,459
- I don't think so.
- Oh, I do think so!
298
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,062
- All right, all right.
All right.
299
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:35,099
Robert, you have
every right to be upset.
300
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,601
But I will
get a stepladder
301
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,971
And fight you
to the death over this.
302
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,446
- I'll fight ya both.
303
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,214
- Robert!
- I don't care anymore!
304
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,550
Put her on your shoulders,
raymond!
305
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:56,120
- How about I hit you
with your own wife?
306
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,391
- Stop! Stop!
307
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,126
Stop!
308
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:07,966
There's all this strange food
in the refrigerator.
309
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,701
First let's put
everything back where it was,
310
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,669
And then I'll go
food shopping.
311
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,304
- No, ma, we're not
putting anything back,
312
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,672
You understand?
313
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,307
The furniture
is staying right here,
314
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,577
And so is my muscleflex,
okay?
315
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,512
This is our house now!
316
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,749
And if you'll excuse me,
good night.
317
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,419
Aaah! Oohh!
318
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,122
Oh!
319
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,736
Oh!
320
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,277
- Robert.
-
No.
321
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,779
- May I say something?
- No!
322
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:58,750
No, see, I know you, okay?
323
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,385
And you're gonna
start talking,
324
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,654
And then you're gonna be
all nice and sweet and loving,
325
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:07,125
And then we're screwed.
326
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,628
This is definitely
not a sex machine.
327
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,736
- Robert.
-
No!
328
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:22,206
You don't talk
329
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,409
Anymore!
330
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,044
- Stop! Stop!
331
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,745
This has been
a very upsetting day
332
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:31,516
For me
and for your father.
333
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:36,320
And I don't know
which is worse, honestly:
334
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,723
The heartlessness
of a society
335
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:43,528
That has such little regard
for its aging population
336
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:47,131
Or the rejection
of one's own family.
337
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,402
- All right.
338
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,670
You know what, ma?
339
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,338
You win.
340
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,773
You can take the house.
341
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,342
We're gonna move back
into amy's apartment.
342
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,778
Call your landlord.
343
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:05,650
- Um, unfortunately,
that's impossible.
344
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,719
It was rent-controlled,
and it's gone already.
345
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,354
- Gone.
346
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,092
- Well, you're welcome
to live here
347
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,561
Until you find a place.
348
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:20,465
- Oh-oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no. No, no.
349
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,267
You see, that is never
gonna happen, okay?
350
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,770
So just get that out
of your big blonde head.
351
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,171
No way!
352
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,240
- Well, wait.
353
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,476
You know, maybe we could save up
for our own place quicker
354
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,678
If we stay here
for a while.
355
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,113
And besides,
356
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,681
We just spent a fortune
on furniture,
357
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,716
And we can't even return
the couch or the muscleflex
358
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,651
Because you just
ruined them...
359
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,587
Sweetie.
360
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,657
- My life.
361
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:50,161
What has happened
to my life?
362
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,540
Was this your plan, huh?
363
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,542
You sat up there
364
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,411
And you put me
through everything
365
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:11,482
And then let me
end up like this?
366
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,686
Well, let me
tell you something, mister.
367
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,888
You...
368
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:20,158
Are not funny.
369
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,899
- He does screw with him a lot.
370
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,240
- Mom.
371
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,443
I-if, in fact,
372
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:43,414
You are serious
about your proposal,
373
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,250
Then...
374
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:56,360
We accept.
375
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,196
- Good.
376
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,932
You see, everything
happens for a reason.
377
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:04,569
And the important thing is,
we'll be together!
378
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,504
- Ha-ha-ha! Ha!
379
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,472
Sorry. Sorry.
380
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:09,674
No, I'm sorry.
381
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,943
I got a good feeling
about this, yeah.
382
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,481
- I hate this chair.
383
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:20,484
But then again,
my ass has been spoiled.
384
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:39,837
- Hey.
385
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,272
- Hey.
386
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:44,976
What's up, neighbor?
387
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:46,978
- Ma wants to know
if you and debra
388
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,247
Are coming over to watch
the opera on television
389
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,315
With them and us
tomorrow night.
390
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,754
- Nah,
I don't think so.
391
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,325
- That's what I told her.
392
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:07,865
- This is the saddest thing
I've ever seen.
393
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:16,674
- Hey.
394
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:20,444
- Hi, amy.
How's it goin'?
395
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,779
- Marie wanted
to make sure you knew
396
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,914
Before you decided
that placido domingo
397
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,785
Was singing
this particular opera.
398
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,921
- Oh, yeah?
Thanks.
399
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,423
But I don't think so.
400
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,794
- That's what I told her.
401
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,312
- God is funny.
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