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- Amy, this roast
is so tasty.
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- Yes, honey,
it is delicious.
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- Thanks.
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Robert made
the police blotter this week.
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- Wow!
What went down, man?
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A shoot-out with
some smack and crack heads?
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- No, no.
Nothing so exciting.
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It just said, "mailbox defaced.
Unit responded."
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- He was the unit.
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- Oh.
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- You know, robert, I always
wanted to ask you something.
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- What is that, sir?
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- Why do you touch
your food
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To your chin
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Before you put it
in your mouth?
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- Dad.
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- No, no.
That's okay, amy.
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- You know,
I noticed that too.
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Why do you do that,
robert?
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- It's--it's nothing.
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It's just a little habit
of mine, that's all.
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- Yeah.
He hardly ever does it.
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- That's all right.
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Every family
has their oddball.
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With us, it's mom.
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- But why do you do it?
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Are you using your chin
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To test the temperature
of your food?
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- Oh, that's silly, hank.
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He'd have a big,
red mark on his chin
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Every time the food
was too hot.
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- That's true.
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So it's not that.
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- That's where his mouth was
when he got here.
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He's still growing.
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- How does everybody like
the sweet potatoes?
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- Oh, yeah. Hey, you better get
'em before I eat 'em all up.
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- Cuckoo, cuckoo!
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- Peter, stop.
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I don't think
it's cuckoo at all.
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May I have
a napkin, please?
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- You know,
I always thought
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That that chin thing was
just a nervous habit.
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- But what did he have
to be nervous about last night?
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We were having dinner
with my family.
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Oh.
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- By the way,
it's not just your family
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That stresses him out.
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- What, all of a sudden
you've got a problem
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With my family?
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- All I'm saying is
that robert barone
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Has plenty of reasons to develop
a nervous habit or two.
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I mean, on top of everything
else, he's a policeman.
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The chin thing is clearly
a manifestation of stress.
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What?
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I took behavioral psychology
in college.
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- So you think
there's anything I can do?
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- Well, I don't know
if you can fix him,
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But you know,
anything you can do
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To make him less stressed,
I'm sure that couldn't hurt.
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- Why don't you get
one of those funnels
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That dogs wear
around their neck
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And just throw
the food in there?
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- Amy, let's go in there.
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- What?
What?
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I'm trying to help
my sister-in-law,
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Who married a man
with stinkeroo feet
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And a chin disorder.
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- Hey.
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- Hello.
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How are you?
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- How was your day,
yogi?
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- Oh, good.
Pretty quiet.
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Hit a little traffic
coming home.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
You hate traffic.
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- Ah, that's okay.
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Ooh, what smells great?
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- Well, that just might be
your favorite food.
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- Ribs fra diavolo?
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- With steak
and mashed potatoes.
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And bacon
and a key lime pie.
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- Is my mom here?
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- No, no,
just me and you,
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And nobody's mom
or dad or brother.
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- Wow. Here, let me help you.
I'll set the table.
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- No, no.
I want you to sit.
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You just relax because you've
got a big meal ahead of you
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And after that...
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- Oh!
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- Well, if I'd known
this was waiting for me,
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I would've driven home
with the siren on.
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- Well, I know your job
can be very stressful,
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So I want to help
reduce the stress.
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- Well, then.
Very nice.
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You know, I've been on the force
for 27 years,
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So I'm used to stress.
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And you know my motto
when I'm on the beat--
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"don't be afraid
to pull the trigger...
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On your smile."
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- I love that motto.
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- I know.
Me too, me too.
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- You all right?
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- Yeah.
What do you mean?
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- Nothing.
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- Is something wrong?
- What?
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- Well, you were touching
food to your chin.
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- Excuse me?
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- You're doing it again.
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Look, I'm sorry,
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But I thought you did that
because of stress.
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Are you stressed?
It's okay if you're stressed.
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I just want to know
if you're stressed.
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Are you stressed?
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- Maybe a little bit now.
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Why are you bugging me
about this?
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- Nobody's bugging you,
sweetie.
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We all just want to help.
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- What?
What do you mean, "we all"?
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Who's "we"?
- Nobody.
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Just some of us
were talking.
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- Well, who was talking?
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Who's the "some of us"
who were talking?
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- It was just me
and ray...
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- Ray?
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- And debra.
- Debra?
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Debra was talking about me?
What was she saying?
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- Wait--why does debra
bother you more than ray?
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You know, you care way too much
about her opinion.
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- What I care about is you
traveling the countryside going,
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"who has a cure
for my husband the loon?"
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- I was just trying to help.
- I don't need any help.
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- But wouldn't it be good
to finally deal with your...
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Little chin problem?
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- Oh, problem. I see.
So now I have a problem.
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Was that the verdict in ray
and debra's kangaroo court?
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- Robert, please.
- Look, look.
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You think I have a problem?
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Well, well, you know what?
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Maybe--maybe--maybe you
have the problem, uh, missy.
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That's right.
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What about--what about--
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What about the way
you eat, huh?
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And the--
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- I don't eat like that!
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- Oh, yes.
Yes, you do eat like that.
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And--and--
and you walk funny!
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hi.
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I'm amy!
- Robert!
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- Uh-huh, maybe you don't think
you walk like that, but you do.
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And every day,
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The world pretends
not to notice.
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So maybe you're the one
who needs the help
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Because I am
perfectly fine!
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- Robert, stop it!
Where are you going?
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- I believe I'll be sleeping
at my parents' house tonight.
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They love me
for who I am!
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- What is it, marie?
- Oh, thank god.
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- What's the matter?
You were yelling
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Like a crazy lady
on the phone.
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That's not you.
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- Come here.
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- So?
Hose him off,
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We'll roll him back
in the ocean.
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- Marie, what's going on?
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- Robbie and amy
had a big fight,
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And he spent the night here.
- Ooh, what happened?
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- I don't know.
He won't tell me anything.
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- All right, I'm sure
it's no big deal. Come on.
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- He's not moving back!
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I finally had the both of you
out of the house.
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There was only
one more to go.
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- He's ruining
his life again.
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I don't know
what's wrong with my boys
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That they have so much trouble
with women.
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- Oh, ma.
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It's normal
for couples to fight, okay?
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Remember that, in case
you and dad ever have one.
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- Hello, problem solvers.
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- What?
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- You two.
Have you met these two?
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They're great, ma.
You know what they do?
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Because they are so perfect
and without flaw,
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They get together with,
say, somebody's wife,
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And they make her believe
that her husband belongs
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In a rubber room
with a chin guard.
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It's quite a gift.
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- She should've just got
the dog funnel.
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- Robert, amy came to us.
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She was just looking for a way
to help you with your...
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- Boopity-boop.
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- Look, all I know is,
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When I left for work
yesterday morning,
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My wife was fine with me,
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And after an hour with you two,
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She wanted to strap me
to a bed at bellevue.
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- Oh, robert,
don't be ridiculous!
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- Yeah, you couldn't fit
into one of those beds.
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- How about I fit you
into a jelly jar?
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Have you ever been
in a jelly jar?
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- Many times! Many times!
- Then we'll go in!
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- I go in for nothing!
- Please, robbie!
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You two should be
ashamed of yourselves.
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What gives you the right
to--to butt into people's lives?
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- Yes!
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- What, you think
you can help him
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After I spent
my whole life trying?
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Please.
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The only thing we can do
is pretend that he's fine
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And let him blend into society
as best he can.
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- Hello, everybody.
Robert.
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- Hey.
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- Oh, see, rob,
everything is fine.
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- Yeah, why don't you go over
and kiss your wife
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On your way
out of my house?
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- Oh!
A kiss is a good idea.
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Here we go!
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- It's okay, marie.
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- No, it's not okay.
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You two have to kiss,
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And then I'll give you
a big bowl of ice cream.
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- Look, robert...
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I did a lot
of thinking last night,
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And I'm sorry.
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I realized something.
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You've been doing
your little...Thing
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A lot more lately,
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Not because of your job
or my family or...
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Other families.
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But I think
the real reason is...
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Because you hate
being married.
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- Oh, no, amy,
that can't be it.
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- Yeah,
I hate being married,
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And I don't do
any goofy crap.
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- No.
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Now it makes
perfect sense.
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I mean, all you have to do
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Is remember the 13 times
we broke up
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To see that maybe robert's
not comfortable with commitment.
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I tried to help you
overcome all that,
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But obviously...
I failed.
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- Oh.
Oh, amy! Amy!
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No, don't cry!
You're wrong.
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I'm happy being married.
I've never been happier!
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- I'm happy too!
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- Listen, I lost
my temper last night,
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And I shouldn't have.
247
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And all those things
I said about you,
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They're not true.
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You have the cutest walk
I've ever seen,
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And you don't eat
like a beaver!
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- What happened
over there last night?
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00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,119
- Listen, sweetie,
I'm sorry.
253
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,087
I love you.
254
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:40,358
- I love you.
255
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,793
- I love you too.
256
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,062
Bye, now!
257
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,867
- We have a great marriage,
boo-boo.
258
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,902
You can relax.
259
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,371
And if you relax,
then maybe I'll relax,
260
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,806
And then, who knows,
261
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,374
Maybe that'll be
the end of...
262
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,777
Crazy chin.
263
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:02,380
- He said we have
a great marriage!
264
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,215
- How about another kiss?
265
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,486
- Hey, you know what?
266
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,155
Can I ask you something?
267
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,023
I mean, forgive me, robert,
268
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:15,226
But, you know, why do you do
the chin thing?
269
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,862
- Uh...
Have you not been following?
270
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,264
- No, I mean,
271
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,332
I-I understand
about stress.
272
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,935
But of all the things you
could do to deal with stress,
273
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,904
You know,
like grind your teeth
274
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,272
Or bite your nails...
275
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,407
- Pull your hair out.
276
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,519
- You know what I mean,
robert?
277
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,489
I mean, why do you do
that specific thing?
278
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:48,493
Why do you touch food
to your chin?
279
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,395
- Because the voices
tell me to.
280
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,063
You happy now?
281
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,032
Can you believe that?
What do you want me to do?
282
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,068
- Guys, maybe we should
just leave well enough alone.
283
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,537
You call that
"well enough"?
284
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,539
- Come on, robert. Tell us.
I want to know.
285
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,276
Why do you do
the monkey move?
286
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,246
- I don't know.
287
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,349
- Robbie, you're with family.
You can tell us.
288
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,918
- I don't know!
289
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,526
- I-I remember the first time
I saw him do it.
290
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,896
Yeah, it was easter,
and I was, like, five.
291
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,598
And mom,
she made the mistake
292
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,133
Of leaving me and robert
alone with our easter baskets.
293
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,135
So we just started shoving candy
in our mouths
294
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,871
As fast as we could.
295
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,940
And robert was--was touching
everything to his chin.
296
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,275
I was only five,
297
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,078
But I still think I said,
"what the hell?"
298
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,089
Anyway, mom comes in
and goes,
299
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,524
"you two weren't eating candy
before dinner, were you?"
300
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,193
And we played it totally cool.
301
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:58,363
We said, "no, mommy, no,"
and--and I thought,
302
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,599
"for sure, we're going
to get away with it."
303
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:05,270
And then I look up,
and sticking to robert's chin...
304
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,606
Is the tail
of a marshmallow duck.
305
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:18,349
- And what did I do
to teach you two a lesson?
306
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:23,354
Gave our candy
to poor children.
307
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,357
- It was delicious.
308
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,463
- Okay,
so wait, robert,
309
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,099
Maybe you were nervous
about being caught by marie,
310
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:40,638
And so you...
Forgot how to eat.
311
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:45,343
- Really?
312
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,613
That's what you learned
in college?
313
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:52,583
What, was it one
of those hair colleges?
314
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:56,154
- Oh, robert was doing it
before then, anyway.
315
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,689
I remember one time--
316
00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:00,091
- Oh, god, it's like
the special psycho edition
317
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,727
Of "this is your life."
318
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,696
- I remember one time,
I took him to the lodge,
319
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:07,031
And he spotted a jar of pickles
on the bar.
320
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,100
So I give him one.
321
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,337
And he starts
doing his thing,
322
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,472
And all my buddies start
feeding him more pickles
323
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,240
To watch him do it.
324
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,608
And you know what?
325
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,744
It turns out those pickles
were on that bar
326
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:24,615
When the lodge opened
in 1952.
327
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,051
Robert threw up
like niagara falls!
328
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:37,095
Oh, well.
329
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,696
Does that
solve your mystery?
330
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:43,334
- No, but now we know
why robert screams at pickles.
331
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:50,475
- No, that's--
that's interesting, frank.
332
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,343
Candy...
333
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,146
And pickles...
334
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:59,717
- It's like
watching freud work.
335
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:05,123
- I never cared how the food
got in the boys' mouths
336
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,791
As long as they ate.
337
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:10,328
But I remember dinnertime.
338
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,697
Raymond would be sitting
in his little high chair,
339
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,633
And frank always had
to work late back then.
340
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:19,237
It was a wonderful time.
341
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:23,775
And I would feed raymond
his sweet potatoes and peas.
342
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:26,744
And you'd make
the cutest faces.
343
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,646
I'm telling you,
344
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,381
He should've been
on commercials.
345
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,750
He was so much cuter
than that gerber baby.
346
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:36,354
- Oh, not cuter.
We were both cute.
347
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:39,490
I remember
I'd get a big spoonful,
348
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,527
And I would say...
349
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:46,397
"here comes an aiwpwane
in for a wanding!"
350
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,398
- Ma, please.
351
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,766
- Come on!
- Stop it.
352
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,668
- Your aiwpwane's waiting.
353
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,537
- Stop it. No.
- Come on!
354
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,405
- Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
355
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,375
There we go.
Oh, there!
356
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,610
Oh, oops, oops, oops.
357
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,780
We don't want the airline
to lose your luggage.
358
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:06,150
Here you go.
There.
359
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,286
There's that cute face!
Hee hee!
360
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,288
- All right, ma.
Okay!
361
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,523
- Wait a minute.
362
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,359
Marie...
363
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:18,496
Where was robert when you were
feeding cute, little raymond?
364
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,165
- I don't know.
365
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,110
- Okay, well,
how about this?
366
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,678
Marie,
before ray was born,
367
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,546
Do you remember doing
the airplane thing to robert?
368
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,814
- Sure.
369
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,649
- So isn't it possible
370
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,185
That while you
were wiping ray's chin,
371
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:44,489
Robert was feeling neglected,
372
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:48,459
And that's when he started
taking care of himself?
373
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,500
So you see, robert,
when ray came along,
374
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,636
You started touching food to
your chin as a subconscious way
375
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,139
Of trying to get
your mother's attention again.
376
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,242
And now, that's your way of
dealing with any kind of stress.
377
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,711
That makes sense, right?
378
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:10,548
See?
I told you I would get it!
379
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,351
I'm sorry, robert.
380
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,686
- Who wants
a big bowl of ice cream?
381
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,357
- What is wrong with me?
382
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,192
- Nothing's wrong
with you, robert.
383
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,493
- No?
384
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,295
My kid brother arrives,
and from then on,
385
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,532
I got to rub lunch
on my face?
386
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,834
- Robert, I know it doesn't
seem like it right now,
387
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,204
But this is
a good moment for you.
388
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,906
You understand something
about yourself,
389
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:38,209
And now that you understand it,
you can stop if you want.
390
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,778
- Yeah,
but the most important thing
391
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,680
Is that we all
have to remember
392
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,349
That your problem
was nobody's fault.
393
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,952
Here you go, raymond.
394
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,898
- Happy wanding.
395
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,504
- Hey there, cubby.
396
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,607
- Hey.
397
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:10,808
What?
What's with you?
398
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,443
- Oh, nothing.
399
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,479
Just thinking
about that chin thing that I do.
400
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,316
That's right,
I'm talking about it.
401
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,419
That's the first step
in getting over something:
402
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:25,323
Acceptance and talking.
403
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,495
I'm seeing dr. Greenberg.
404
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,497
- Ah.
405
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,832
Oh, that's good.
Great.
406
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,701
- Yeah, and, you know,
he made me realize
407
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,236
That just because I have
legitimate excuses
408
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,637
For doing something
409
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,405
Doesn't mean
I have to keep on doing it.
410
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,773
Starting today,
411
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,575
I'm not touching any food
to my chin.
412
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,945
- All right.
All right.
413
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,983
All right, good.
Good for you, man.
414
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:54,385
- The knicks are crazy if they
don't renew his contract.
415
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,954
- Did you see ray barone's
column about that?
416
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,257
- Hey, hey, hey!
He's talking about me.
417
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,458
- Yeah, he's right
on the money.
418
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,759
- He usually is.
419
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,261
- You know,
I think ray barone's
420
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,295
The best columnist
in new york, hands down.
421
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,299
- That's the end of the quarter
with the knicks up by five.
422
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:11,002
- Oh, man!
Why wasn't I taping that?
423
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:12,536
- Yeah, that was good.
424
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,438
Good for you, raymond.
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