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- Hey.
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I'm outside waiting in the car
for 20 minutes.
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- Coming!
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- you know,
you don't have to do your hair.
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I married you already.
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I'll be down in a minute.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, your minute,
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It's a half an hour.
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That's why the kids
can't tell time.
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- I said
I'll be right down.
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- We can tell time.
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- I know.
I know. I know.
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Hey, come on,
we're gonna miss the previews!
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- You know,
we're not stupid.
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- I know.
I know.
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Come on. You know I need
my seat by the aisle.
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It's 7:23.
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- Don't tell me.
Tell your mother!
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Hello! There are
only so many aisle seats.
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- Remind her
you have a small bladder.
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- Ma, please.
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- Hey, quit yelling.
I can't hear.
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Go back to the car.
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- I'm gonna wait
in the car.
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I have a small bladder,
you know.
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- That's true.
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You remember
his little league game?
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- Hey.
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- What'd you do
that for?
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- Because you're
my husband,
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And that is the flattest thing
I have ever seen.
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- Hmm. Yeah.
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- Are you still mad because
we missed a couple of previews?
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- Yeah, and we had
no time for popcorn,
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I had to sit in the middle,
I got up to the bathroom,
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Everybody's like,
"this guy again?"
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Yeah, okay,
great night.
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- Ray, I'm very sorry
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That there were other people
in the theater.
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- Every single time we go out,
you make me wait.
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- What?
That's not true.
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- Every single time.
43
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You know
how I hate being late.
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It makes me very anxious.
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I get all uhh-egh inside.
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- Well, ray, if I'm late,
47
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Maybe it's because
the government requires
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That one of us
tends to the children.
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- Don't give me that.
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The children are nowhere
near you when you're up here...
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- You are one ugly woman.
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- Blaming the children.
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You were doing this to me
before we were married.
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You'd make me wait
in your apartment
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While you were getting ready,
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And I had to sit there
and look at your books.
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- You used to think
I was worth waiting for.
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- You were worth waiting for,
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But after 15 years,
you should be here by now.
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- What can I say, ray?
I can't help it.
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- You can help it.
You just don't want to.
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It's all about control.
You want the control.
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That's right--
I listen to talk radio.
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- I'm controlling?
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What about you
yelling up the stairs,
66
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"hurry up! Let's go!
Small bladder!"
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That doesn't make anybody
go any faster.
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- Oh, you see?
You do do it on purpose.
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- No, I'm not
doing it on purpose,
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But you make me anxious
when you yell.
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And then I get
all "uhh," too.
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- Let me tell you something.
My father had a system--a.I.S.
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When we were kids
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And we would go on a car trip,
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He would set a time--
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"we're leaving 9:00!
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- "a.I.S."?
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- "ass in seat."
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If anyone's ass
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Was not in their seat
at the designated time,
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That ass was left behind.
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- So in the fall,
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Did you have to set
your ass back an hour?
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- Ha-ha. Yeah.
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Yeah, go ahead. Laugh.
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You don't care
about me.
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- What?
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- When I'm waiting in the car
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And you're up here
la-di-da-ing,
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It's perfectly clear that...
You don't care about me.
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- Oh...Okay, ray,
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I'm sorry that it feels
that way to you,
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But I promise you that is not
what's going on.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- No, really.
I mean it.
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What time are
the espy awards tomorrow?
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- Oh, no, that's right--
the espy awards.
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You're gonna
do it again, aren't you?
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You're gonna make me late for
my favorite night of the year.
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- I don't want to be late
for it either.
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I've been looking forward
to this night out
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All year long too.
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I even bought
a great new dress.
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- Oh! A new dress!
Please!
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Let me just save us time
right now, okay?
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The shoes go perfect,
and it makes you look skinny.
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Okay, so please,
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Could you just
put it all on now
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And go sleep
in the car?
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- What time do you want
to leave tomorrow night?
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- Well...
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I want to get there
for the appetizers--
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- Oh, god.
- What?
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Last year we missed
the bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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So we should leave here
no later than...6:30.
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6:30.
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- Yeah?
- 6:30, a.I.S.
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And you won't be yelling
up the stairs.
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- I won't have to.
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6:30.
- 6:30.
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- I'm a very
good-looking woman.
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- Oh, ray,
you look so handsome!
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Robert, doesn't ray
look handsome?
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- Yeah, I'll take a table
for two near the back.
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- Sorry, we don't serve
circus people.
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What--what time you got?
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6:25.
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You don't got 6:26?
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- I will in a minute.
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What's wrong with you?
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- Nothing. Nothing.
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Debra and I had a deal that
she'd be in the car at 6:30,
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And I promised not
to yell up the stairs,
134
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"we got to go.
Come on, come on, come on.
135
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My next wife
isn't gonna do this."
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Things of that nature, you know?
Yeah.
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All right, look, I'm gonna
wait in the car.
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When debra comes down,
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Tell her that I am patiently
waiting in the car
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And not yelling things
up the stairs!
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- I don't know
what ma sees in him.
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- So.
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Three minutes to spare.
Mm-hmm.
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- ♪ be, be-be, be, be-be,
be-be-be ♪
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♪ ooh, oh, oh, ah, bah-bah
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- Oh, great.
147
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W-I-n-s news time, 6:29.
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- That is correct.
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- Ray, could I get
a hand here?
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Does not care about me.
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- Amy, can you help me?
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Where's ray?
- He's in the car.
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- Okay, just tell him
I'm coming.
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Yeah, I know.
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- Ray!
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Raymond!
157
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- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- I'm sorry!
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This is really stuck!
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- I know.
Just...
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- He's gone.
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- He left?
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- I can't believe this.
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You don't just drive off
and leave a person.
164
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- Hey, debra, want me
to drive you over there?
165
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,005
- Yes, robert will
drive you over there.
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00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,607
Come on, deb.
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Don't let this ruin
your big night out.
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Look at you
all dressed up.
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You're like
a beauty queen.
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Isn't she
like a beauty queen?
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- Yes, like, um...
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An angry
miss new york.
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- And I love your shoes.
174
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- Yes, mighty fine kicks
you have there, mighty fine.
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And your hair is...
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Nicely accessorized.
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- Why would ray do
something like this?
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- I've been saying it
for 40 years,
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He's a terrible person.
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- Oh, good. Go get the car.
- I'll get the car.
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- Don't bother, robert.
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- Oh, no, deb.
Come on.
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What are you doing?
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- Yeah, you can't let him
do this to you.
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- Don't worry, robert.
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He will pay.
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- What's so funny?
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- Come. Sit, my dear.
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I've got us
ringside seats.
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- Hey, ray!
- Ray!
191
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- Bernie, what are you
doing here?
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- I'm andy's date.
193
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- It's not exclusive.
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We're allowed
to see other guys.
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- So where's debra?
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- Debra?
Oh, uh...I left without her.
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- What do you mean?
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- She wasn't ready on time,
so I left.
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- So...Is she coming?
200
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- Perhaps.
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She's a licensed driver.
She's got access to a car.
202
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Everything she needs to get here
when she's good and ready.
203
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:08,293
Hey, how you doing?
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- I don't know
anything about women,
205
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,363
But isn't this
gonna make her mad?
206
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,199
- It shouldn't.
207
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We had a deal.
The time was set.
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She didn't make it.
Good-bye.
209
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Bacon-wrapped shrimp.
210
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- Wow.
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You're my hero.
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Good for you, ray.
213
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Linda keeps me waiting
all the time.
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Drives me nuts.
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I would love to see
the look on her face
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If I drove off
without her.
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She'd just be standing there
all dressed up
218
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Thinking I'm gonna
come back to get her.
219
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But then I don't.
220
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And every second that goes by,
she gets madder and madder,
221
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Turning red...
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Pacing up and down...
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Cursing me out.
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Oh, man, I could never do
what he did!
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- I got to hand it
to you, ray.
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00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,090
Ray?
227
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:18,363
Ray,
are you okay?
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- Oh, my god, what did I do?
What did I do? What did I do?
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- You left without her.
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You struck a blow
for all men.
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- I left without her.
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She was getting dressed up
for this, and I-I just--
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- You struck a blow!
- Shut up, bernie!
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I'm a dead man!
235
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- So debra is mad.
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Hey, I guess I do know
a little about women.
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- Hello.
238
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,859
- Hey!
- Oh, hi!
239
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,327
- We just got back
from the opera.
240
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We had a marvelous time.
241
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,431
- Yeah?
You too, dad?
242
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,134
- Yep. Slept like a baby.
243
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- Placido was magnificent.
244
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- Placido should change
his name to snore-io.
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- Raymond.
246
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Don't you look nice?
247
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:17,155
- Yes, welcome home,
raymond.
248
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:23,194
We've all
been waiting for you.
249
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,296
- Oh, look.
Are those flowers for me?
250
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:29,334
- I think they're
for raymond's funeral.
251
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,239
- Did I miss something?
252
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,307
What--what's going on?
253
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,176
- Debra was ready
to go out tonight,
254
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,644
But her curling iron
got stuck,
255
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,479
And ray
left without her.
256
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,182
- He a.I.S.-Ed her.
257
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,551
- You a.I.S.-Ed her?
258
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,020
You left?
259
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,256
- Her "a"
wasn't in the "s."
260
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,264
- Why would you
do that, ray?
261
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,901
- Yes, why, ray?
Why?
262
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,470
Terrible person,
perhaps?
263
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,639
- I was just trying
what dad used to do.
264
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:09,407
- Oh, I never did that.
265
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,942
- What are you talking about?
266
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,443
You did it to us all the time.
267
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,012
- Yeah, you and robert,
268
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,147
But I would never
do that to the wife.
269
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:19,150
That's just suicide.
270
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,391
- You never a.I.S.-Ed mom?
271
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,660
- He's still here,
isn't he?
272
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,141
- Maybe we should all go.
273
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,179
Where were we?
274
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,015
- Oh, just shut up, okay?
You're not perfect!
275
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,718
- Never said I was, but I'll
tell you what I do say,
276
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,554
I am more than happy
to wait for my wife.
277
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,157
And I'm sure that amy
will attest to the fact
278
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,192
That I have waited for her
plenty of times
279
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,662
With nary a peep.
280
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,131
- When have I
ever made you wait?
281
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,334
- Well, no, no--you know.
282
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,669
We always get to wherever
we're going on time,
283
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,671
But when it's time
for us to leave,
284
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,674
You always like to talk
to everybody one last time,
285
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,444
Because you're
so sweet and sociable.
286
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:23,114
So it...Takes you
a little longer to go.
287
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,516
But--but it's cute, honey,
what you do.
288
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,185
A-a-and when anyone asks me
289
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,587
Why am I just standing
at the door doing nothing,
290
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,123
I tell them,
"I'm waiting for my wife.
291
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,092
She's on
her good-bye tour."
292
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,731
And everybody laughs.
293
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:46,170
- "the good-bye tour"?
You have a name for it?
294
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,073
- A funny name.
295
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,748
- Marie does the same thing,
always yapping.
296
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,783
- I'm talking
to people, frank.
297
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,451
I'm a people person.
298
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,120
- Yeah?
299
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,522
Well, the people
could use a break from you.
300
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,024
- Your mother's right.
301
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,559
Some of us care
about people--not clocks.
302
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,262
- Well, sometimes you care more
about people than you do me.
303
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,765
- Yes!
I too am people.
304
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,700
- And all you
care about is you.
305
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,102
- Who went to the stupid,
boring opera with you?
306
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,737
Which, by the way,
we were late for
307
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:23,241
Because it takes you
an hour to paint your face.
308
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,312
- That was for placido.
309
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,248
- A mime troupe
outside the theater
310
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,784
Tried to sign her up.
311
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,656
- If I'm so much trouble,
312
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,259
I'm never gonna go
anywhere with you again.
313
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,734
- This evening turned out
pretty well after all.
314
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,671
Good luck to you.
315
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,479
- Can I ask you
something, robert?
316
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,147
- Here we go.
317
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,550
- Why are you always so anxious
to leave wherever we go?
318
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,618
How come you're never
satisfied with where you are?
319
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,221
- I'm very satisfied now.
320
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:14,092
- I wish you would see
dr. Greenberg.
321
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,860
- Again with greenberg.
322
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,695
- I just think
you could be happier.
323
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,730
- Do we have to talk
about this here?
324
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,266
- Honey, I just want you to feel
better about who you are.
325
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,769
- I am fantastic
about who I am!
326
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,105
You know what?
I'm not gonna do this, okay?
327
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,107
Just forget it,
all right?
328
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,110
Good-bye. Good-bye. Good-bye.
End of tour.
329
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,813
- Why are you afraid
to be healthy?
330
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,559
- They're messed up,
huh?
331
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,465
Yeah...
332
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,434
It's funny how everybody
333
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,636
Sort of has the same stuff
going on, right?
334
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,575
I like your earring.
335
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,489
All right...
336
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,592
Okay, look...
337
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,328
Maybe I shouldn't
have left,
338
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,197
But we had a deal.
339
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,698
It was 6:30.
340
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,634
All right, I didn't know
that your hair
341
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,537
Got all snaggled up
in your curling pole,
342
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,405
And I left.
343
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:37,909
I left, and--and...
344
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:39,477
That was wrong.
345
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,446
But you know what?
346
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:45,416
You--you--
it's always something.
347
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,251
You say you don't mean
to be late,
348
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:49,287
But you always are.
349
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,955
You know, I think that we're
gonna look back
350
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:55,193
And we're gonna see
that what happened tonight
351
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:59,363
Was a step forward
in our relationship.
352
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,503
And--and...
353
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,306
You know, even though
you were the one
354
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,508
Who broke our agreement...
355
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:14,845
I brought you this lovely
sports-theme bouquet.
356
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:21,485
Now, I'm glad that we could just
put this whole matter behind us.
357
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,955
- I'd like to talk
about this more upstairs.
358
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:25,523
- Okay. Okay.
359
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,668
Are you coming?
360
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,571
- I'll be up
in a minute.
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