Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 1 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,430 1 RADIO HOST: 1 Good morning, Portwenn. 1 1 2 1 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,990 1 Caroline here with you once again. 1 We have a special treat today. 1 1 3 1 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:42,955 1 Our very own Dr. Ruth Ellingham 1 will be here in person to pick our brains. 1 1 4 1 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,392 1 - I hope she's gentle. 1 - But first, a traffic update. 1 1 5 1 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,353 1 There's a broken-down tractor 1 blocking Fitzsimmons Lane, 1 1 6 1 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:54,031 1 so please find an alternative route 1 until Ned and Westy can move it. 1 1 7 1 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,151 1 What a disaster. 1 1 8 1 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,349 1 Morning. 1 1 9 1 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,599 1 Sorry, I had to change granddad's flowers. 1 1 10 1 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,594 1 - Sorry. 1 - Yes. Lumsden? 1 1 11 1 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,038 1 You'll have to hold the fort till Mel gets here. 1 1 12 1 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:13,313 1 - What do you mean, hold the fort? 1 - I can't be late on my first day back. 1 1 13 1 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,192 1 Louisa, can I have a word, please? 1 1 14 1 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,433 1 I'm sorry, but surgery opens at half-past eight. 1 1 15 1 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,313 1 - Please, Martin. 1 - What time is your woman getting here? 1 1 16 1 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,352 1 At 8:15 and she's not my woman. 1 She's our child minder. 1 1 17 1 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,279 1 - You chose her. 1 - After you frightened everybody else off. 1 1 18 1 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,550 1 - Morning. 1 - You're late. 1 1 19 1 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,479 1 - Morning, Mel. 1 - Sorry. 1 1 20 1 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:37,433 1 - Did you get held up? No harm done. 1 - Yes, there is. 1 1 21 1 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,199 1 Surgery starts at 8:30. 1 You should be here in advance. 1 1 22 1 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,880 1 - Sorry. 1 - Why are you scratching? 1 1 23 1 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,558 1 Itchy jumper. 1 1 24 1 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,316 1 - (Whispers) 1 - What? 1 1 25 1 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,993 1 I said, I'll miss you. 1 1 26 1 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,355 1 Yes. 1 1 27 1 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,112 1 He had a good feed at seven, 1 so perhaps try him again at nine-ish. 1 1 28 1 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,595 1 Bye-bye. Bye, darling. 1 1 29 1 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:03,078 1 You think about it. 1 Big house like that is a waste. 1 1 30 1 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:06,238 1 If you get someone in, 1 you can have company and split the bills. 1 1 31 1 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,318 1 Yeah, maybe. Seems disrespectful somehow. 1 1 32 1 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,158 1 Well, come on, then. Notes. 1 1 33 1 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,755 1 You owe it to him, sweet man that he was. 1 1 34 1 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:20,670 1 He'd expect you to share your good fortune. 1 Think about it. 1 1 35 1 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,799 1 Here, they're lovely people there. 1 1 36 1 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,717 1 Oh, yeah? 1 1 37 1 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,071 1 I told 'em that the rooms 1 at the Crab are a bit noisy 1 1 38 1 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,317 1 and they ask silly money, 1 so they want to stay here. 1 1 39 1 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,033 1 - How do you mean? 1 - Your room. 1 1 40 1 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:43,074 1 You can bunk in with me temporarily 1 and we see how it goes. 1 1 41 1 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,350 1 - My room? 1 - We can't afford luxuries. 1 1 42 1 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:49,712 1 A room each? I mean, 1 that's daft in this current financial climate. 1 1 43 1 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,351 1 (Radio jingle) 1 1 44 1 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:03,516 1 This is radio Portwenn, serving...Portwenn. 1 1 45 1 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,390 1 And we're back with Dr. Ruth Ellingham. 1 1 46 1 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,476 1 Dr. Ruth, psychiatry... 1 1 47 1 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,511 1 you reckon it works, then? 1 1 48 1 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:19,918 1 Well, I've devoted my whole life to it, 1 so, yes, of course I think it works. 1 1 49 1 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:24,158 1 It must be very interesting 1 knowing what makes people tick. 1 1 50 1 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:28,194 1 The innermost workings 1 of the human brain, so to speak. 1 1 51 1 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,756 1 - Do you find it makes folk wary, though? 1 - What? 1 1 52 1 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:38,070 1 Just sitting here with you now, 1 I find myself a bit in awe, 1 1 53 1 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,589 1 knowing you can see right through me. 1 1 54 1 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,870 1 I'm not judging you. I'm a doctor. 1 1 55 1 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,117 1 Some doctors can be quite judgmental, though. 1 1 56 1 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,670 1 Well, I'm not. 1 I think that's apparent in the book, isn't it? 1 1 57 1 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,315 1 I couldn't actually locate a copy 1 until you brought this in. 1 1 58 1 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,716 1 - You can get it at Stoneman's in Weybridge. 1 - Call on line 3. 1 1 59 1 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:02,119 1 - Just £15.99. 1 - Just a minute. We have a call from...Cliff. 1 1 60 1 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,437 1 Hello, Cliff. You're on the air with Dr. Ruth. 1 1 61 1 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,758 1 - Go ahead. 1 - Hello, Doctor? 1 1 62 1 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:17,550 1 - Hello, Cliff. 1 - Have you read Dr. Ruth's book? 1 1 63 1 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:22,231 1 (Distorted voice) 1 Not exactly, but I could use some advice. 1 1 64 1 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,991 1 What sort of advice, Cliff? 1 1 65 1 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,869 1 I find it difficult to make friends. 1 1 66 1 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:33,391 1 - Oh, no, no, no. I don't do this. 1 - Why is that, Cliff? 1 1 67 1 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:38,833 1 That's the problem. 1 don't know. I mean, I think I'm quite nice. 1 1 68 1 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:43,113 1 But I just seem to put people off. 1 1 69 1 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,559 1 Why do you suppose that could be, Doctor? 1 1 70 1 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,078 1 (Whispers) Talk to him. 1 1 71 1 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,389 1 Well, um... 1 1 72 1 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,114 1 Do you set yourself very high standards, Cliff? 1 1 73 1 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,835 1 Very. 1 1 74 1 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,111 1 And are you similarly critical 1 of others as you are of yourself? 1 1 75 1 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,798 1 Ohh. 1 1 76 1 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,354 1 - That is brilliant. 1 - Is it? 1 1 77 1 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,152 1 RUTH: It's just a possibility. 1 1 78 1 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:15,559 1 But, the thing is, Cliff, nobody 1 likes being criticized all the time. 1 1 79 1 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,592 1 - It's off-putting. 1 - That is so true. 1 1 80 1 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,429 1 - Do you see that, Cliff? 1 - Yes. Yes, of course. 1 1 81 1 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,836 1 - Are you going to give it a try? 1 - Give what a try? 1 1 82 1 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,795 1 - What the doctor said. 1 - Oh, yes. Yes, I will. 1 1 83 1 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:34,280 1 Let's take a break and go down Mexico way. 1 1 84 1 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,398 1 (Whispers) Smashing. 1 1 85 1 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,317 1 (Music plays) 1 1 86 1 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,392 1 (Girl cries) 1 1 87 1 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,478 1 - Don't know why I bother. 1 - I'm off, then, Doctor. 1 1 88 1 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,670 1 - Your aunt's on the radio. 1 - She's what? 1 1 89 1 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,791 1 Five O'clock Roundup. See you tomorrow. 1 1 90 1 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,037 1 - Is that a rash? Let me look. 1 - I'm perfectly all right, thank you. 1 1 91 1 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,117 1 - Night, Morwenna. 1 - Bye. 1 1 92 1 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,673 1 Morwenna. 1 1 93 1 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:03,793 1 Make an appointment for whatever 1 her name is tomorrow morning, please. 1 1 94 1 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,354 1 Mel. Oh! 1 1 95 1 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,030 1 How are you, James? Are they itching? 1 1 96 1 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:19,390 1 So, to sum up, your basic advice is, basically, 1 be the best you can be. 1 1 97 1 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,033 1 RUTH: No, that's not it. 1 1 98 1 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:25,119 1 - Is that Ruth? 1 - If you'd read the book, you might understand. 1 1 99 1 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:29,950 1 Thank you, Dr. Ruth. 1 That's been most interesting. 1 1 100 1 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,913 1 - What's she doing on the radio? 1 - Flogging her book. 1 1 101 1 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:37,033 1 - How was your day? 1 - Yes. It was weird being without you two, 1 1 102 1 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,196 1 but pretty good on the whole. 1 1 103 1 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,151 1 And how did you get on without me? 1 1 104 1 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,270 1 Fine. 1 1 105 1 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,999 1 Kind. 1 1 106 1 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,714 1 Hello! 1 1 107 1 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,038 1 - Hello. All right, Crystal? 1 - Is it a double? 1 1 108 1 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,517 1 - A double what? 1 - Bed. In the room you're renting. 1 1 109 1 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,549 1 I haven't really decided yet about renting. 1 1 110 1 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,718 1 - Is that Freeview or subscription? 1 - I'm not sure. 1 1 111 1 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,115 1 - 46 inch. 1 - Nice, eh? 1 1 112 1 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,752 1 - All right, then, we'll give it a try? 1 - They'll take it. 1 1 113 1 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,111 1 No, they won't. 1 I mean, I'm seeing other people. 1 1 114 1 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,629 1 Come on, Morwenna, it was my idea. 1 1 115 1 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,672 1 Crystal's been at home 19 years. 1 Time she spread her wings. 1 1 116 1 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,950 1 I wasn't looking for a couple, actually. 1 1 117 1 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,957 1 Don't take him. She can come on her own. 1 1 118 1 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,274 1 - No, she can't. 1 - No, I can't! 1 1 119 1 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,197 1 I'm sorry. No. Goodbye. 1 1 120 1 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:55,351 1 Tell you what, let's just try it tonight 1 and see how we get on. 1 1 121 1 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,993 1 Snob. 1 1 122 1 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,278 1 He's fast asleep. 1 1 123 1 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,118 1 - Yes. 1 - What are you doing? 1 1 124 1 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,031 1 Um... 1 1 125 1 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,117 1 Come here and sit down and I'll show you. 1 1 126 1 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,434 1 You see how this is worn, here? 1 1 127 1 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,876 1 On the hour, the lifting arm 1 drops off this pin, you see? 1 1 128 1 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,959 1 And the striking mechanism is released. 1 1 129 1 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,593 1 (Bell rings) 1 1 130 1 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,231 1 It's our two-week anniversary tomorrow. 1 1 131 1 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,709 1 - What is? 1 - Our wedding anniversary. 1 1 132 1 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,478 1 It's two weeks tomorrow. 1 1 133 1 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:45,717 1 That's not an anniversary, then, is it? 1 It's in two weeks. 1 1 134 1 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,511 1 You see how this hole 1 has become oval with wear? 1 1 135 1 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:53,633 1 You can either replace 1 this section of base plate there, 1 1 136 1 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:58,550 1 or bore it out and fit a larger pin. 1 1 137 1 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,114 1 Look. That's the... That's... 1 1 138 1 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,719 1 (Snoring) 1 1 139 1 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,511 1 (Snoring) 1 1 140 1 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,831 1 (Sighs) 1 1 141 1 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,471 1 #..made all things bright 1 1 142 1 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,630 1 4 All things bright and beautiful 1 1 143 1 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:27,514 1 £ All creatures great and small 1 1 144 1 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,590 1 4 All things wise and wonderful 1 1 145 1 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:35,395 1 4 The Lord God made them all 1 1 146 1 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:42,313 1 Thank you. Now, don't forget to look out for 1 the new children that are joining us this term. 1 1 147 1 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,510 1 Make sure they're all right, OK? 1 1 148 1 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,119 1 (Children chatter) 1 1 149 1 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,390 1 Yeah. Ah. Yeah. 1 1 150 1 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,670 1 Now, listen up. 1 1 151 1 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:55,396 1 Members of the orchestra, 1 you need to be here by six, sharp, 1 1 152 1 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:59,434 1 for a refresher rehearsal with Miss Woodley, 1 because the concert starts at seven. 1 1 153 1 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:03,599 1 Look forward to seeing you then. 1 OK. Back to your classes now. Thank you. 1 1 154 1 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,951 1 Don't be silly. 1 1 155 1 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,278 1 Tonight's going to be a disaster. Children 1 can't remember a thing after the holidays. 1 1 156 1 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,152 1 They'll be fine. Go on. 1 1 157 1 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:20,273 1 A few of us are going for a bite after. 1 Probably the Crab. Do you want to come? 1 1 158 1 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:24,029 1 - Um.. 1 - Or you want to get back to Dr. Ellingham? 1 1 159 1 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,469 1 You'd both be more than welcome. 1 1 160 1 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,909 1 - But he doesn't really go out, does he? 1 - He does. 1 1 161 1 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,793 1 I mean, he wants to, now we're married. 1 1 162 1 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,990 1 - He's coming to the concert. 1 - No! 1 1 163 1 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,639 1 Yeah, he is. 1 But I think we should get back straight after. 1 1 164 1 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,149 1 We're not used to leaving 1 James Henry with the sitter. 1 1 165 1 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:44,079 1 But you're both coming to the concert? 1 1 166 1 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,509 1 Yeah. Should be fun. 1 1 167 1 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,159 1 Well, I never. 1 1 168 1 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,191 1 Come on. Hurry up. 1 1 169 1 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,079 1 (Knock on door) 1 1 170 1 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,111 1 Come in. 1 1 171 1 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,798 1 - What is it? 1 - My appointment? 1 1 172 1 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:04,875 1 Oh, yes. 1 1 173 1 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,434 1 Thank you. 1 1 174 1 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:14,951 1 Morwenna, will you look after James, please, 1 whilst I examine, um.. Kelly? 1 1 175 1 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,513 1 Her name's Mel. 1 1 176 1 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,712 1 - And sorry, but I don't do babies at work. 1 - Just for five minutes. 1 1 177 1 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,319 1 - Three? 1 1 178 1 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,636 1 Here, Doc, give him here. 1 1 179 1 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,079 1 No. 1 1 180 1 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,429 1 Take off your blouse and sit on the couch. 1 1 181 1 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,993 1 Please. 1 1 182 1 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:39,237 1 - Any other symptoms, apart from the itching? 1 - I get a bit tired, but that's life. 1 1 183 1 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,839 1 No, it isn't. 1 1 184 1 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,918 1 (Clears throat) How old are you? 1 1 185 1 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:47,510 1 - 45, 1 - Gosh. Do you take any exercise? 1 1 186 1 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,871 1 Look, I've got a tiny itch 1 and I'm actually not that bothered. 1 1 187 1 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,672 1 - Ugh! 1 - What is it? 1 1 188 1 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,030 1 - It’s a fungus. 1 - Fungus? 1 1 189 1 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,991 1 Candidal intertrigo. It's a fungal infection. 1 1 190 1 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,314 1 Like a virus? 1 1 191 1 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:05,355 1 No. It's a yeast that flourishes 1 in the moist folds of skin on fat people. 1 1 192 1 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,959 1 Excuse me! 1 1 193 1 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,153 1 - Do you bathe at all? 1 - Yes, I do. 1 1 194 1 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,511 1 It's obviously time to step it up. 1 Get amongst these crevices. 1 1 195 1 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,279 1 Drying properly is important too. 1 Use a clean towel. 1 1 196 1 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,197 1 My towels are always clean. 1 1 197 1 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,995 1 Hope this doesn't reflect 1 the level of care you're giving to our son. 1 1 198 1 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:25,910 1 Looking after an infant may seem easy, 1 but it still needs to be done to a standard. 1 1 199 1 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:30,033 1 - I have standards. 1 - You also have skin fungus. 1 1 200 1 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:34,392 1 You mind him, then. I only come here because 1 no one else would and Louisa begged me. 1 1 201 1 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,637 1 And we pay you. I have other patients. 1 1 202 1 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,196 1 You'll have to multitask, then, won't you? 1 1 203 1 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,153 1 Shouldn't be a problem, clever man like you. 1 1 204 1 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,589 1 Oh, come on. Don't be ridiculous. Milly! 1 1 205 1 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:49,429 1 If I don't see Louisa, explain 1 to her why I shan't babysit this evening. 1 1 206 1 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:53,030 1 - Bye, Morwenna. 1 - Didn't work out, then? 1 1 207 1 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,879 1 I don't know how you put up with it. 1 1 208 1 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,153 1 Next patient. 1 1 209 1 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:14,151 1 - So you're on the radio now? 1 - Yes. Well, just the once. 1 1 210 1 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,511 1 - You should do it again, definitely. 1 - Caroline did suggest it. 1 1 211 1 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,154 1 Can you put these on my tab? 1 1 212 1 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,116 1 - You were brilliant. 1 - No. 1 1 213 1 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,231 1 Oh, yes, very much so. 1 1 214 1 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,510 1 - Oh, hello. 1 - You were on the radio. 1 1 215 1 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,029 1 - Did you catch it? 1 - Sort of. 1 1 216 1 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,314 1 It was for the book. 1 The publishers make you do it. 1 1 217 1 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,193 1 - Why are you carrying the baby? 1 - Can you have him tonight? 1 1 218 1 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,800 1 Louisa wants me to go 1 to something at the school. 1 1 219 1 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,877 1 No, Martin. I tried it. 1 1 220 1 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:48,357 1 And it's one of the very few areas 1 for which I have absolutely no aptitude. 1 1 221 1 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,470 1 Right. 1 1 222 1 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,389 1 So, when are you going to be 1 doing it again, then? 1 1 223 1 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:00,593 1 - What did you like about it? 1 - Everything. All of it. 1 1 224 1 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:04,679 1 You and Caroline. 1 That bit where that guy phoned in. 1 1 225 1 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:09,157 1 Isn't it odd to come on the radio 1 with your personal problems? 1 1 226 1 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,830 1 What else was he supposed to do'? 1 I mean, Cliff... 1 1 227 1 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:16,111 1 He was called Cliff. He's in a tight spot. 1 1 228 1 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,232 1 You're an expert. So what's odd about it? 1 1 229 1 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:23,672 1 Although, I don't think 1 he quite understood your advice. 1 1 230 1 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:27,315 1 No? Well, perhaps I didn't explain it very well. 1 1 231 1 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,714 1 No? 1 1 232 1 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:32,469 1 His problem may not be exactly 1 what I thought it was. 1 1 233 1 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,710 1 It may be that inside 1 he feels a bit inadequate. 1 1 234 1 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:41,436 1 So he compensates by pretending 1 to be strong and important. 1 1 235 1 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,915 1 - That could annoy people. 1 - Annoy them? 1 1 236 1 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,917 1 Well, put them off. 1 1 237 1 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:51,034 1 Maybe what he should do 1 is forget about himself and focus on them. 1 1 238 1 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,755 1 Think of something to admire about them. 1 Everyone likes to be admired. 1 1 239 1 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:59,636 1 He'd have loads of friends in no time. 1 It's just a thought. 1 1 240 1 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,069 1 Well, I must get on. 1 1 241 1 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:11,000 1 - How often does it happen? 1 - Difficult to say. I don't count. 1 1 242 1 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,839 1 About 15 times a day is average. 1 Anything between 10 and 20. 1 1 243 1 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,234 1 Sounds about right. 1 1 244 1 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,597 1 - Does it relieve the discomfort? 1 - Not really, no. 1 1 245 1 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,756 1 - Stay there. 1 - (Baby crying) 1 1 246 1 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,716 1 That's your last patient. I'm off. 1 1 247 1 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,756 1 - Hi, Morwenna. 1 - Hello, Mrs. Ellingham. 1 1 248 1 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,519 1 - Where's James Henry? 1 - Been crying a lot. 1 1 249 1 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,831 1 Has he? 1 1 250 1 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,318 1 Hello. Where's Mel, the nanny? 1 1 251 1 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,998 1 - She left. 1 - Left? 1 1 252 1 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,431 1 Yes, I've had to look after him 1 and run a busy medical practice. 1 1 253 1 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,710 1 - Gone? 1 - I know. 1 1 254 1 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:00,390 1 - What actually happened? 1 - Remember that itch that she had? 1 1 255 1 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,159 1 I prescribed a simple treatment 1 and she flew off the handle. 1 1 256 1 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,670 1 - I have a patient waiting. 1 - But, Martin! 1 1 257 1 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,593 1 It's the school concert tonight. Who'll babysit? 1 1 258 1 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,472 1 That's all right. I won't go. 1 1 259 1 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,239 1 - But you're expected to go. 1 - By whom? 1 1 260 1 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,429 1 Me! 1 1 261 1 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,677 1 That's exactly the point. 1 Nobody expects you to go anywhere. 1 1 262 1 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,389 1 - I'm sorry. You've lost me. 1 - You should want to go. 1 1 263 1 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:31,958 1 - You're married to the headmistress. 1 - I do want to. But she walked out! 1 1 264 1 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,793 1 Mrs. Ellingham. 1 1 265 1 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,114 1 - I hope I'm not late. 1 - Late for what? 1 1 266 1 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,710 1 Your aunt said you needed a baby-sitter. 1 I gave her a hand a couple of weeks back. 1 1 267 1 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,910 1 - How? 1 - I was doing the electrics. 1 1 268 1 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,713 1 - Oh, you're Mike. 1 - Keep out of this. 1 1 269 1 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,639 1 He fixed the electrics 1 when your auntie looked after James. 1 1 270 1 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,479 1 She's no good with babies, but Mike's a natural. 1 1 271 1 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:59,037 1 Huge family. Loads of babies. 1 Not his own, of course. 1 1 272 1 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,994 1 - You're the uncle, aren't you? 1 - I'm happy to help. 1 1 273 1 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,314 1 (Gurgles) 1 1 274 1 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,679 1 There you are. Nothing to worry about. 1 1 275 1 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,114 1 Oh, he's... 1 1 276 1 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,514 1 (Sniffing) 1 1 277 1 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,394 1 - Oh, someone needs a happy change. 1 - He's had a nappy change. 1 1 278 1 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,515 1 - Go and sit down. 1 - (Man clears throat) 1 1 279 1 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,392 1 Oh, come on. All right. It's not a zoo. 1 1 280 1 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,991 1 (Singing) 1 1 281 1 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,234 1 & Cheer up, Fox 1 1 282 1 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,036 1 ♪ Less of the tears cos your supper is here 1 1 283 1 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,509 1 & Cheer up, Fox 1 1 284 1 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,518 1 ♪ If you don't eat, you'll be dead in a week 1 1 285 1 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,920 1 ♪ Heaven knows 1 1 286 1 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,912 1 ♪ See what I brought ya, it ain't bread and water 1 1 287 1 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,954 1 & Cheer up, Fox 1 1 288 1 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,238 1 & Cheer up, Fox 1 1 289 1 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,191 1 You read about all this bullying and so on. 1 1 290 1 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,240 1 She's a bit of a sensitive child, likes the arts. 1 1 291 1 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,920 1 - That sort of thing. 1 - I'm sure Lola will fit right in. 1 1 292 1 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,078 1 - We'll keep an eye on her. Don't you worry. 1 - Thank you. 1 1 293 1 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,509 1 Is your son musical, would you say, Doctor? 1 1 294 1 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,313 1 - Well... 1 - I don't know. 1 1 295 1 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,154 1 He's a baby. 1 1 296 1 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,236 1 Well, does he bob his head around 1 when music comes on the telly? 1 1 297 1 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,476 1 We don't watch the television. 1 1 298 1 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,995 1 - Good show. 1 - Thank you. 1 1 299 1 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,358 1 - Couldn't you just try a little? 1 - Try what? 1 1 300 1 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,438 1 I know you're here and everything, 1 and thanks for that, 1 1 301 1 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,199 1 but couldn't you just try talking a bit? 1 1 302 1 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,517 1 What's the point in talking 1 if you've nothing to talk about? 1 1 303 1 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,551 1 To be sociable. 1 1 304 1 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,318 1 - Louisa! 1 - Oh. 1 1 305 1 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,349 1 Whoops. 1 1 306 1 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,040 1 - Very nice evening, Louisa. Good effort. 1 - Thank you. 1 1 307 1 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,674 1 - Going for the bonus, eh? 1 - He's not serious. 1 1 308 1 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,872 1 Head teachers have to meet a quota 1 for after-school activities 1 1 309 1 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,514 1 to qualify for an annual bonus 1 and it's a very small one. 1 1 310 1 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,676 1 You can always give it to me if you don't want it. 1 1 311 1 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,237 1 Dennis is the chair of the school governors. 1 1 312 1 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,989 1 - Dennis, do you know my husband Martin? 1 - No. 1 1 313 1 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:40,112 1 I make it a point to steer clear 1 of lawyers and doctors. 1 1 314 1 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,232 1 No offense, Martin. 1 I have heard about you, of course. 1 1 315 1 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,512 1 We're honoured he could be here. 1 1 316 1 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:52,435 1 Or has Mrs. Ellingham just 1 brought you along to butter me up? 1 1 317 1 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:57,953 1 You see, we're going to build 1 the most wonderful gym installation. 1 1 318 1 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,310 1 But Dennis here thinks it's expensive. 1 1 319 1 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,273 1 I just ask, is it the best use of limited finances? 1 1 320 1 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,470 1 Yes, I think it is. 1 1 321 1 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,230 1 But we're boring you, Dr. Ellingham. 1 1 322 1 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,874 1 Would you like to come to dinner? 1 1 323 1 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:14,273 1 If you have a partner or wife, 1 you could bring them too. 1 1 324 1 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,277 1 What do you think, darling? 1 1 325 1 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,032 1 - Well, yes. 1 - That would be very nice. When? 1 1 326 1 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,356 1 - Tonight. 1 - We don't have anything in. 1 1 327 1 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,916 1 - A bit short notice. 1 - Tomorrow, then. 1 1 328 1 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,315 1 Why not? Why not? 1 1 329 1 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,073 1 - What time? 1 -7:30. 1 1 330 1 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,394 1 Perfect. 1 1 331 1 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,471 1 Excuse me. 1 1 332 1 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,953 1 What? 1 1 333 1 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,754 1 - Why him? 1 - I was just being sociable. 1 1 334 1 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,553 1 - He's such a bore. 1 - You seemed to like him. 1 1 335 1 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,637 1 - Look who's here. 1 - Hello, Joe. 1 1 336 1 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,072 1 You look amazing, Louisa. Fantastic. 1 1 337 1 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:01,555 1 - Really? Thank you. 1 - I really admire your dress. 1 1 338 1 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:06,720 1 I admire you too, Doc. 1 Your tie, everything. Fantastic. 1 1 339 1 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,751 1 Both of you, the same. 1 1 340 1 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,758 1 I bet you feel good. You should do. 1 1 341 1 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,269 1 - Nice to see you, Joe. 1 - No, it's not. 1 1 342 1 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,594 1 Bye. 1 1 343 1 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,754 1 - Just some asparagus. 1 - I don't have time to shop. 1 1 344 1 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,792 1 - You don't need to go shopping. 1 - How was the concert? 1 1 345 1 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,117 1 Lovely. Lovely. Thanks. Everything all right? 1 1 346 1 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:35,156 1 Six ounces of formula at 19:25. 1 Nappy replacement, 20:05. 1 1 347 1 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:39,080 1 Lights out, 20:14. 1 Asleep at approximately 20:25. 1 1 348 1 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,070 1 Is this OK? 1 1 349 1 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,715 1 Sure. 1 1 350 1 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,670 1 - What are you doing, exactly? 1 - Maximizing storage. 1 1 351 1 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:56,840 1 Yeah, it drives my mum mad, but she's 1 a bit of a scatterbrain at the end of the day. 1 1 352 1 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,472 1 - I'll just pop up to see If he's all right. 1 - Yes. 1 1 353 1 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,034 1 Yes. 1 1 354 1 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:21,752 1 - He's tidied up in there, too. 1 - Yeah, it's a bit finicky, isn't it? 1 1 355 1 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,997 1 - Is it? 1 - What's all that with the dishes in the kitchen? 1 1 356 1 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,791 1 Rationalizing space. 1 1 357 1 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,276 1 Tidy house, tidy mind. 1 1 358 1 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,073 1 - But it was tidy. 1 - Yeah. 1 1 359 1 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,278 1 Martin. 1 1 360 1 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,316 1 Thanks, Mike, he's well away, 1 and everything's so tidy. 1 1 361 1 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:48,035 1 - Really shouldn't have. 1 - It's no problem. 1 1 362 1 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,071 1 How much do we owe you? 1 1 363 1 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,631 1 £14 and 30 pence. 1 1 364 1 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,999 1 Oh, let's just call it £15. Mike, thanks very much. 1 1 365 1 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,476 1 - You've been brilliant. 1 - I've got the change if you want it. 1 1 366 1 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,638 1 No, don't be silly. And thanks for helping out. 1 1 367 1 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,799 1 - We're actually looking for someone... 1 - I've got that sorted. 1 1 368 1 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,117 1 So, Mike, thank you so much. 1 1 369 1 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,755 1 - Good night. 1 - Oh, I changed your circuit breaker. 1 1 370 1 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,440 1 It's a common trip. 1 You really need a medium voltage. 1 1 371 1 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,359 1 - I'll bring one round when I've a moment. 1 - Is what we have safe? 1 1 372 1 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,189 1 I wouldn't have used it otherwise, 1 Mr. Ellingham. Good night. 1 1 373 1 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,910 1 It's Doctor. Thank you. (Clears throat) 1 1 374 1 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,236 1 - So what are we going to do? 1 - I don't know, Martin. 1 1 375 1 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,957 1 I'm sure you'll think of something. 1 1 376 1 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,231 1 LOUISA: I can't find it anywhere. 1 1 377 1 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,639 1 It's just two sheets of paper 1 with the school logo on the top 1 1 378 1 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,071 1 and a signature on the bottom - 1 I know I left it on the table. 1 1 379 1 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:54,351 1 - Sure you haven't put it somewhere? 1 - Where did you have it last? 1 1 380 1 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,836 1 Like I just said, on the table, 1 before we went to the concert. 1 1 381 1 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,475 1 - Bet Mike's put it somewhere. 1 - That's my PCT report. 1 1 382 1 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,558 1 I really ought to have my own office space. 1 1 383 1 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,070 1 Maybe you could get more work done 1 when you're at the school. 1 1 384 1 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,437 1 Martin! It's silly Daddy! 1 1 385 1 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,949 1 - All right? 1 - Just bills, I'm afraid. 1 1 386 1 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,993 1 - You're wanting a lodger, are you? 1 - Yeah. 1 1 387 1 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,714 1 If you can hang on, 1 my boy will be back next week. 1 1 388 1 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,276 1 - It will suit him down to the ground. 1 - Has he done his prison term, then? 1 1 389 1 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:41,235 1 50%. He'll still have to be tagged, 1 but it's a nice, big house. 1 1 390 1 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,671 1 - He'd appreciate the space. 1 - I don't think that's going to work. 1 1 391 1 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,677 1 He's as quiet as a lamb on his medication. 1 1 392 1 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,711 1 It's tempting, but no. 1 1 393 1 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,278 1 (Whispers) How long this time? 1 1 394 1 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,239 1 (Whispers) It started Wednesday. 1 Wednesday evening. 1 1 395 1 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,033 1 Is it worse or better than the last time? 1 1 396 1 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,792 1 - It's difficult to say. 1 - What? 1 1 397 1 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,911 1 It's difficult to say. 1 1 398 1 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,156 1 A bit worse, maybe? 1 1 399 1 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,670 1 Couldn't your missus 1 have taken him to school? 1 1 400 1 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,189 1 - There's plenty of people to help out there. 1 - What? 1 1 401 1 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,151 1 (Door opens) 1 1 402 1 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,070 1 - (Whispers) Tiny Help are on the phone. 1 - What? 1 1 403 1 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:23,556 1 - The child-minder people, Tiny Help. 1 - Can they send someone? 1 1 404 1 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,352 1 What, like a baby-sitter? 1 1 405 1 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:29,514 1 - Yes. 1 - They're out of baby-sitters until Friday. 1 1 406 1 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,631 1 - Friday? 1 - Hello? (Bangs on door) 1 1 407 1 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,717 1 - Shh. 1 - (Baby cries) 1 1 408 1 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:40,029 1 Sorry. I was wondering if it's OK to turn the 1 power off for 30 seconds to fit this safety trip. 1 1 409 1 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,593 1 (Baby cries) 1 1 410 1 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,714 1 Here, give him to me. 1 1 411 1 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,510 1 Yes. 1 1 412 1 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,435 1 Take the cat. Thank you. 1 1 413 1 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,871 1 Now, right. Now, please. I have a patient. 1 1 414 1 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,389 1 - Come on, then. 1 - You're amazing with him. 1 1 415 1 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,793 1 Mr. Turner, I beg your pardon. 1 Take your hands away. 1 1 416 1 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,956 1 - Keep the stalks that long, do you? 1 - Yes. 1 1 417 1 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,435 1 It's a misconception 1 that only the tips have merit. 1 1 418 1 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,154 1 Like eating the icing 1 and throwing the cake away. 1 1 419 1 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,079 1 I can't find anything 1 since Mike changed everything round. 1 1 420 1 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:32,112 1 It's quite a good system, 1 ceramics and bakeware there. 1 1 421 1 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,231 1 - What are you looking for? 1 - Wine glasses. 1 1 422 1 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,716 1 You want the left-hand cupboard 1 of the dresser. 1 1 423 1 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,390 1 I've um...persuaded him to come tomorrow. 1 1 424 1 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,954 1 - Who? 1 - Michael. 1 1 425 1 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,118 1 Tomorrow? And you didn't think 1 to discuss it with me first? 1 1 426 1 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,437 1 - Discuss what? 1 - The person who'll be looking after our baby. 1 1 427 1 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,438 1 - This is a solution to our problem. 1 - No, it's not. 1 1 428 1 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,199 1 - We don't know anything about him. 1 - James Henry likes him. 1 1 429 1 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,038 1 He's a baby! 1 1 430 1 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,914 1 Well, let's try him until Friday 1 and then make a decision. 1 1 431 1 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,635 1 - What decision? 1 - Whether to employ him on a permanent basis. 1 1 432 1 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,354 1 - Oh, permanent. 1 - (Doorbell rings) 1 1 433 1 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,911 1 We'll be coming back to this, Martin. 1 1 434 1 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,394 1 - Good evening. 1 - Hiya. 1 1 435 1 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,510 1 Evening. 1 1 436 1 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,552 1 Dennis. Hi, Karen. This is my husband Martin. 1 1 437 1 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,989 1 - Hey. 1 - How do you do? 1 1 438 1 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,233 1 Doctor. 1 1 439 1 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,478 1 Got a red and a white, just in case. 1 1 440 1 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,034 1 - Have you been to a party? 1 - No. 1 1 441 1 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,469 1 - Why? 1 - I just wondered. 1 1 442 1 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,836 1 This hasn't changed since Jim's time, has it? 1 1 443 1 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,757 1 No. No, not really. 1 1 444 1 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,878 1 Apart from the furniture, which is mine. 1 1 445 1 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,349 1 Can l... Can I give you a hand? 1 What are we having? 1 1 446 1 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,358 1 I think I knocked 1 these two rooms into one myself. 1 1 447 1 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,359 1 It must be 20 years ago now, 1 something like that. 1 1 448 1 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,869 1 Working for old Danny Parton. 1 1 449 1 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,752 1 Got my own company now, of course. 1 1 450 1 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,875 1 Well done. I'll put that in the refrigerator. 1 1 451 1 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,319 1 Oh. 1 1 452 1 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,276 1 - Martin, are you doing the drinks? 1 - Uh...Yes. 1 1 453 1 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,233 1 We have a sherry or maybe something soft. 1 1 454 1 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,840 1 Oh, I'd love a glass of white, if I may. 1 1 455 1 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,119 1 They've been drinking already. 1 Did you smell her? 1 1 456 1 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,037 1 - How about you, Dennis? 1 - (Giggling) 1 1 457 1 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,276 1 Oh, never say no to a drop of red. 1 1 458 1 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,470 1 - Oh, God. 1 - Red. 1 1 459 1 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,319 1 Where's the little chap? 1 Has he gone beddy-byes? 1 1 460 1 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,593 1 - Yeah. Sorry, you just missed him. 1 - Oh, I love babies. 1 1 461 1 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,190 1 - Do you? Are you thinking about it? 1 - We'd love kids, wouldn't we? 1 1 462 1 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,870 1 My three, by my first marriage, 1 all flew the nest long ago. 1 1 463 1 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,718 1 Can't wait to have another crack. 1 1 464 1 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,231 1 It would be a shame to waste 1 all this youthful vitality. 1 1 465 1 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,872 1 Sorry. Sorry. Martin doesn't drink. 1 1 466 1 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,077 1 Thanks. 1 1 467 1 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,993 1 Dennis, would you like some red? 1 1 468 1 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,758 1 You bet. 1 1 469 1 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,791 1 Actually, I think I'll join you. 1 1 470 1 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,875 1 - Chin-chin. 1 - Nastrovye. 1 1 471 1 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,793 1 - Have you got any salt? 1 - It's been seasoned. 1 1 472 1 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,956 1 It's fine. I'll just get some. 1 1 473 1 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,919 1 They're going to love 1 playing on that gym equipment. 1 1 474 1 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,793 1 If we hadn't wanted a head teacher 1 with passionate views, 1 1 475 1 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,036 1 - we shouldn't have chosen you. 1 - No. 1 1 476 1 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,439 1 Have you seen a major sporting event recently? 1 1 477 1 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,919 1 Have I what? 1 1 478 1 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,550 1 Have you um... 1 watched a football match or a horse race? 1 1 479 1 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,000 1 There was the Champions League. 1 That was rubbish. 1 1 480 1 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,758 1 I love football. 1 1 481 1 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,358 1 - Do you never drink, Martin? 1 - No, I don't. 1 1 482 1 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,869 1 Because you don't like the stuff or on principle? 1 1 483 1 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,230 1 (Baby cries) 1 1 484 1 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,679 1 Uh-oh. 1 1 485 1 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,597 1 Oh, he sounds lonely. 1 1 486 1 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,758 1 - He'll settle in a moment or two. 1 - Discipline, eh, Doctor? 1 1 487 1 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,519 1 You can't discipline a baby, they're so little. 1 1 488 1 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,273 1 Yes, you can. 1 1 489 1 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,350 1 Do you find it a problem having a good time? 1 1 490 1 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,711 1 Letting your guard down, 1 having a bit of fun, Martin? 1 1 491 1 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,592 1 You only live once, you know. 1 1 492 1 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:17,793 1 Why would it be fun to pickle the neural 1 pathways of my brain with alcohol? 1 1 493 1 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,357 1 Everybody knows 1 the Department of Health guidelines. 1 1 494 1 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,994 1 What you may not know 1 is that excessive use of alcohol 1 1 495 1 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,431 1 has a devastating effect on 1 fertility and spontaneous abortion. 1 1 496 1 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:31,439 1 - So if you want to have a baby... 1 - It's difficult being a health professional. 1 1 497 1 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,791 1 You're never off duty. 1 Martin, check on James Henry, please. 1 1 498 1 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,279 1 Yes. 1 1 499 1 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,351 1 Excuse me. 1 1 500 1 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,314 1 Shh. 1 1 501 1 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,513 1 (Baby crying) 1 1 502 1 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,154 1 He's dry. 1 1 503 1 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,352 1 You cannot invite people into your home 1 and treat them like that. 1 1 504 1 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,755 1 Merely pointing out a few basic medical truths. 1 1 505 1 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,713 1 No, you weren't. 1 You were being deliberately rude. 1 1 506 1 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,592 1 - He was rude first. 1 - Don't be childish. 1 1 507 1 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,756 1 Of course he's rude. He's a moron. 1 1 508 1 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,269 1 But you knew that before you invited him. 1 1 509 1 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,551 1 He's also chairman of the school governors, 1 so grin and bear it 1 1 510 1 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,319 1 - When are they leaving? 1 - don't know, do {? 1 1 511 1 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,476 1 As they're here, it's up to us to be nice. 1 1 512 1 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:22,639 1 - Why must they drink so much? It's disgusting! 1 - They're drunks! They can't help it. 1 1 513 1 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,834 1 He never used to be, 1 but he wants to keep up with her. 1 1 514 1 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,554 1 We don't judge. 1 Nobody's business but their own. 1 1 515 1 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:33,037 1 - I'm sorry, but I'm a doctor. 1 - No, you're a host and they're your guests. 1 1 516 1 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,596 1 So let's go down there, 1 apologize and try to enjoy the evening. 1 1 517 1 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,870 1 - All right? 1 - Hm. 1 1 518 1 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,791 1 You just wanted to say hello. 1 1 519 1 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,639 1 Look who's here to join the party. 1 1 520 1 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:54,111 1 Karen, Dennis, this is James. 1 James, this is Karen and Dennis. 1 1 521 1 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,471 1 (Lullaby tinkles over monitor) 1 1 522 1 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,639 1 - Oh, dear. 1 - Get your stuff, Karen. 1 1 523 1 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,110 1 Why don't we have some coffee 1 and calm down? 1 1 524 1 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,913 1 - I'm sure we can work this out. 1 - (Grunts) 1 1 525 1 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,669 1 - Does that happen much, with your arm? 1 - No. Come on, Karen. 1 1 526 1 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,439 1 - How often? 1 - It's his arthritis. 1 1 527 1 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,150 1 - Dennis, I'm so sorry. 1 - Save it, Louisa. 1 1 528 1 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,911 1 We've never really seen eye to eye. 1 Now it's in the open. 1 1 529 1 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,917 1 Go on, Karen. 1 1 530 1 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,951 1 The moron's taking you home. 1 1 531 1 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,354 1 Good night. 1 1 532 1 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,472 1 Well, that went well. 1 1 533 1 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,999 1 Why are you looking at me like that? 1 1 534 1 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,715 1 - It's not my fault they're ghastly. 1 - Then why ask them for dinner? 1 1 535 1 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,955 1 For you. 1 1 536 1 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,479 1 Martin. 1 1 537 1 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,113 1 Louisa. 1 1 538 1 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,353 1 Louisa! 1 1 539 1 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,878 1 (Gulls cry) 1 1 540 1 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,398 1 (Yawns and grunts) 1 1 541 1 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,231 1 - Morning. Sorry. 1 - He'd sleep all day if you let him. 1 1 542 1 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,193 1 So long as you weren't next to me, snoring. 1 1 543 1 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:20,631 1 - You're home today, then? 1 - But back next summer, right? 1 1 544 1 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,991 1 Oh, and the good news 1 is that they talked to a family they met here 1 1 545 1 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,192 1 moving in this afternoon, for a fortnight. 1 1 546 1 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,239 1 Handsome! 1 1 547 1 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,672 1 Good morning, Mr. Dodds. 1 Let me give you a hand. 1 1 548 1 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:44,157 1 Lovely vehicle. Top of the range. 1 Not cheap, but worth every penny. 1 1 549 1 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,555 1 Avery wise choice. 1 1 550 1 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,640 1 - Allow me. 1 - Thanks. 1 1 551 1 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:56,592 1 My privilege. Just glad to help 1 a pillar of our community, Mr. Dodds. 1 1 552 1 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,192 1 You all right, Dennis? 1 1 553 1 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,595 1 - You what? 1 - I was... No offense. 1 1 554 1 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,154 1 I was just wondering 1 if you were a teeny bit... 1 1 555 1 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,391 1 - What? 1 - Well, just a teeny bit tipsy. 1 1 556 1 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,351 1 - You what? 1 - Nothing wrong with that. 1 1 557 1 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,836 1 - Shows a sense of fun. 1 - It's half-past eight in the morning. 1 1 558 1 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,714 1 Unusual, yes, but is it possible 1 that, despite your best endeavours, 1 1 559 1 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,991 1 a little bit of alcohol 1 got left in your blood last night? 1 1 560 1 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,229 1 By mistake, of course. Perhaps better to walk? 1 1 561 1 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,430 1 Idiot. 1 1 562 1 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,596 1 I could fetch your groceries if you like. 1 1 563 1 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,200 1 Don't forget your seatbelt. 1 1 564 1 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,919 1 - Sorry. I'll pay for it. 1 - Right. 1 1 565 1 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,709 1 - Blow in there. Deep breath. 1 - [ will not. 1 1 566 1 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,718 1 - You shouldn't have parked so close. 1 - You leave me no choice. 1 1 567 1 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,718 1 - Dennis Dodds, I arrest you for... 1 - Give it here. 1 1 568 1 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,753 1 - Negative. 1 - Of course it is. 1 1 569 1 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,191 1 What do you think I am? 1 1 570 1 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,440 1 I'm not happy about this. Not happy at all. 1 1 571 1 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,996 1 - Fancy another go? 1 - You ain't heard the last of this. 1 1 572 1 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,351 1 You all right, Cliff? 1 1 573 1 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,149 1 I'll look In on my way to school and see him. 1 1 574 1 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,919 1 - If you really want to. 1 - Of course I don't want to. 1 1 575 1 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,600 1 But they were our guests 1 and had a horrible time here. 1 1 576 1 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,359 1 We didn't insist that they turn up inebriated. 1 1 577 1 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:53,917 1 That's what some people call merry. 1 You don't need to make such a fuss. 1 1 578 1 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:58,397 1 You called him a moron and both 1 of them drunks, I seem to remember. 1 1 579 1 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,114 1 - Doc. Louisa. 1 - Oh, hi, Joe. 1 1 580 1 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,798 1 - You all right? 1 - What do you want? 1 1 581 1 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,639 1 - Official police business. 1 - Morning. 1 1 582 1 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,717 1 - Oh. 1 - How are you doing? 1 1 583 1 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,794 1 - Can we talk somewhere in private? 1 - Yes, go through. 1 1 584 1 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,350 1 - How do you cheat a breathalyzer? 1 - What? 1 1 585 1 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,711 1 I've just come from a DUI 1 and the perp cheated the test. 1 1 586 1 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,832 1 Driving under the influence. Dennis Dodds. 1 1 587 1 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,918 1 - How did you know he was drunk? 1 - Trust me. He was bladdered. 1 1 588 1 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,554 1 Couldn't keep his balance, 1 problems with his speech. 1 1 589 1 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,750 1 Then he blows into the device. Zero. 1 1 590 1 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,640 1 What else? 1 1 591 1 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,035 1 Well, he's chairman of the parish council. 1 1 592 1 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,071 1 He can make your life hell just like that. 1 1 593 1 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,272 1 I mean, what else did he do? 1 Are you certain he was drunk? 1 1 594 1 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,789 1 He's known for it, Doc. Ask anyone. 1 1 595 1 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,239 1 Al right? 1 1 596 1 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,834 1 Yes. 1 1 597 1 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,875 1 - What? 1 - Oh, hello, Karen. Sorry. 1 1 598 1 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,480 1 I just wanted to see how you are today. 1 1 599 1 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,796 1 You'll have to speak to Dennis. 1 He's over at the new house. 1 1 600 1 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,830 1 Great. Thanks. 1 1 601 1 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,079 1 Dennis. Dennis! 1 1 602 1 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,389 1 Dennis, can I have a word? 1 1 603 1 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,875 1 I just wanted to talk through last night. 1 1 604 1 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,159 1 That was a very necessary wake-up call. 1 I'm grateful. 1 1 605 1 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,916 1 - Oh. 1 - I've been too easygoing. 1 1 606 1 00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:00,194 1 Letting you run rings around recommendations 1 with your snooty, "I know best" attitude. 1 1 607 1 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:05,155 1 You seem to forget who gave you the job 1 in the first place, Mrs. Ellingham. Well, I haven't. 1 1 608 1 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,113 1 That playground rubbish ain't going to happen. 1 1 609 1 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,949 1 - Dennis, if you've an issue with me... 1 - (Sander drowns her out) 1 1 610 1 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,032 1 Dennis, I'm trying to talk to you! 1 1 611 1 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,640 1 Dennis! 1 1 612 1 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:24,916 1 If you're cross with me, that's one thing, 1 but please don't take it out on the kids. 1 1 613 1 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,837 1 Get off! 1 1 614 1 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,440 1 You're rude, you're arrogant and you're a drunk. 1 1 615 1 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,189 1 And you really need to take a look at yourself 1 and do something about it. 1 1 616 1 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,195 1 - Oww! 1 - (Laughs) 1 1 617 1 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,231 1 Ohh... Ohh! 1 1 618 1 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,674 1 - Dennis! 1 - Dennis? 1 1 619 1 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,869 1 God! 1 1 620 1 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,711 1 (Phone rings) 1 1 621 1 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,312 1 - Louisa? 1 - Martin, it's Dennis Dodds. 1 1 622 1 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,192 1 - He's had a bad fall. 1 - Where are you? 1 1 623 1 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,791 1 Number 5, Drugellis Way, 1 where the new-builds are. 1 1 624 1 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,958 1 - Just keep still. 1 - I think I just winded myself. 1 1 625 1 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,991 1 Look, keep still. 1 1 626 1 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,270 1 Oh, God, you poor thing. 1 1 627 1 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,473 1 - What's happened? 1 - I'm fine. 1 1 628 1 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,229 1 But he just fell from up there. 1 And I think he's still a bit drunk from last night. 1 1 629 1 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:23,072 1 No, he's not. 1 He just gets tired and it makes his speech lazy. 1 1 630 1 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,671 1 Any loss of sensation you're aware of? 1 1 631 1 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,996 1 No, I just winded myself. 1 1 632 1 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,192 1 How about your sense of smell? 1 1 633 1 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,390 1 Oh, it's just the same, I reckon. 1 I haven't really got one these days. 1 1 634 1 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,751 1 - Since when? 1 - Oh, about a year, now you mention it. 1 1 635 1 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,518 1 Ow! I feel that. 1 1 636 1 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,951 1 I think it's Parkinson's. 1 1 637 1 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,870 1 Normally a person would stop blinking after 1 a few taps, but not with Parkinson's disease. 1 1 638 1 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,515 1 - Owl 1 - No, that's not arthritis. 1 1 639 1 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,200 1 I'd need to do proper tests, but that's what it is. 1 1 640 1 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,719 1 Dennis, darling. 1 1 641 1 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,993 1 You might have both noticed something was up 1 if you weren't drunk or hungover all the time. 1 1 642 1 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,838 1 I'm really sorry, Dennis. 1 1 643 1 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,794 1 A lot can be done nowadays, 1 with the right treatment. Let's go to the surgery. 1 1 644 1 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,559 1 You all right to walk? Just take it slowly. 1 1 645 1 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,354 1 Yeah, I know. 1 1 646 1 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,550 1 - That looks nasty. 1 - Mm. 1 1 647 1 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,355 1 - It hurts a bit. 1 - Try not to touch it. Your hand could be dirty. 1 1 648 1 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,437 1 I'll get some antiseptic when we get back. 1 1 649 1 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,950 1 - How did you do it? 1 - I walked into a glass door. 1 1 650 1 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,391 1 - Why? 1 - I didn't do it on purpose. It was an accident. 1 1 651 1 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,755 1 Morning. 1 1 652 1 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,151 1 - Al 1 - Door was open. 1 1 653 1 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,717 1 - There's nobody here, so... 1 - Do you want an appointment? 1 1 654 1 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,750 1 Uh... 1 1 655 1 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,714 1 Uh... 1 1 656 1 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,835 1 Morwenna, um... 1 1 657 1 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,878 1 Can I live with you? 1 1 658 1 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,678 1 Well, not... not like that, but as a lodger. 1 1 659 1 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,711 1 Because I've been sleeping with my dad. 1 1 660 1 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,194 1 It's... 1 1 661 1 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,190 1 Yeah. Please. 1 1 662 1 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,998 1 It is a bit pricey, I'm afraid. 1 1 663 1 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,111 1 How much? 1 1 664 1 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,357 1 Um... £50 a week? 1 1 665 1 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,360 1 Sit down and wait. 1 Louisa, will you come through? 1 1 666 1 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,630 1 I think you ought to see Dennis first. 1 1 667 1 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,752 1 - Five minutes won't make any difference. 1 - I'll be quick. 1 1 668 1 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:35,477 1 So, yep. That's great. 1 And then there's the deposit. 1 1 669 1 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,479 1 Take a seat on the end of the couch. 1 1 670 1 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:49,150 1 I feel a fraud having you do this, 1 while Dennis sits out there. 1 1 671 1 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,759 1 Shh, shh. 1 1 672 1 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,712 1 - What? What is it? 1 - How often do you wash your hair? 1 1 673 1 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:01,231 1 Enough. 1 1 674 1 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,873 1 - Why? What is it? 1 - Seborrhoea capitis. 1 1 675 1 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,636 1 - What's that? 1 - Dandruff. 1 1 676 1 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,040 1 It's more common in women half your age. 1 1 677 1 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,630 1 - Perhaps you're not rinsing properly. 1 - I do rinse properly. 1 1 678 1 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,629 1 Hm. I'll get some cotton wool. 1 1 60399