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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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WE'RE SO LUCKY, LAUNCHPAD.
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AS WORLD-CLASS CRIME FIGHTERS
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WE CAN ESCAPE THE DRUDGERY OF
THE DOMESTICATED DWELLERS
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THAT SURROUND US.
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THEN, HOW COME WE HAVE
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?
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A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR
THE PERFECT COVER.
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NO ONE CAN BOTHER US.
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EXCEPT HERB MUDDLEFOOT.
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QUICK, IN HERE.
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HERB'S IN HIS
QUACKERWARE SELLING
MODE.
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AND I CAN'T STAND THE
WAY HE SAYS...
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HEY, NEIGHBOR.
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OH, THE JOYS OF
ADJOINING YARDS.
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THIS IS OUR BIGGEST SELLER.
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MODEL Q-73-01.
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BUT I CALL IT BUDDY.
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WHAT IS THIS, CAREER
DAY AT KINDERGARTEN?
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MY GOSH, THE FLASH QUACK!
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GEE, HERB, DID
ANYONE EVER TELL YOU
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YOUR HEAD RESEMBLES ONE
OF YOUR BEST SELLERS?
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REALLY, DRAKESTER?
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SAY, THIS ISN'T A BAD
LITTLE CONTAINER, HERB.
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WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT THE
MATCHING PITCHER AND
DESSERT SET.
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FINE. I'LL TAKE IT.
I'LL TAKE IT.
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SEE, DRAKE, HERB IS A
PRETTY GOOD SALESMAN.
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RIGHT.
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BYE, HERB.
GOTTA GO.
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GOTTA GET
TO WORK.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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YOU NEVER CEASE TO
AMAZE ME, DARKWING.
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I HAVE A MOST
PERPLEXING CASE.
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A WILDLY VILLAIN HAS SLIPPED
THROUGH THE HANDS OF OUR
BEST AGENTS.
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THAT'S WHY I'VE
CALLED YOU IN.
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NATURALLY.
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AGENT GRYZLIKOFF...
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IS TOTALLY INCOMPETENT.
I AGREE.
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IT TAKES SOMEONE WILLING
TO BREAK THE RULES
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TO SOLVE THE TOUGHEST CASES.
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HE'S A BUFFOON. WHY, HE'S...
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I THOUGHT I SMELLED
SOMETHING BURNING.
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I'LL GET THE FILE.
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OUR VILLAIN IS A
SUSPECTED JEWEL THIEF
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WHO HAS BEEN TRACKED ALL
OVER THE COUNTRY.
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NOW SEVERAL ST. CANARD
HOMES HAVE BEEN HIT.
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AND LOCAL AUTHORITIES
HAVE ASKED US TO LOOK
INTO IT.
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AND WHAT'S THIS FOWL
FIEND'S FETISH?
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A QUACKERWARE SALESMAN.
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QUACKERWARE?
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A BRILLIANT COVER. LOOK.
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HERB?
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THERE'S A MISTAKE
HERE, J. GANDER.
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HERB MUDDLEFOOT'S
NOT YOUR MAN.
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I REFUSE TO TAKE THIS CASE.
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YOU WON'T TAKE
THE CASE?
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YOU'RE NOT ONE OF
OUR AGENTS,
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SO, TECHNICALLY, I CAN'T
MAKE YOU TAKE IT.
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YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T.
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AGENT GRYZLIKOFF, I TURN
THE CASE OVER TO YOU.
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THANK YOU, WARY MUCH.
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YOU WILL NOT BE DISSIPATED.
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I WAS PREPARED...
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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I'M THE EXOTIC VILLAINS
EXPERT AROUND HERE.
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AND I SAY YOU SHOULD
DROP THE CASE.
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ARMED WITH THE LATEST
S.H.U.S.H. TECHNOLOGY,
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I WILL FINISH
THIS MUDDLEFOOT.
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BUT I TOLD YOU,
HE'S NOT A SPY.
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WE STILL MUST
INVESTIGATE.
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THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER
WAY TO PROTECT HERB.
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YOU WANT TO LEARN
ABOUT QUACKERWARE?
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INCREDIBLE AS IT SEEMS, YES.
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I COULD USE THE EXTRA CASH.
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AND THIS QUACKERWARE THING'S
PRETTY PROFITABLE.
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YOU'VE COME TO THE
RIGHT PLACE.
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YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE
WITH QUACKERWARE!
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THERE YOU GO. ENJOY
YOUR QUACKERWARE.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MR. MUDDLEFOOT.
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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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SO, HERB MUDDLEFOOT, MR.
SALESMAN OF THE DECADE,
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WHO SAYS WEASEL LOMAN IS
A QUACKERWARE FAILURE?
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TURNING ORDINARY QUACKERWARE
INTO THIEVING ROBOTIC SLAVES
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IS WEASEL LOMAN'S
SUCCESS OF THE CENTURY!
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I JUST NEED MORE RAW MATERIAL.
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WELCOME TO THE WORLD
OF QUACKERWARE.
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OF COURSE, MY MAIN SUPPLY'S
LOCKED UP DOWN AT THE PLANT.
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LIKE A SECOND HOME TO ME
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IS THE QUACKERWARE FACTORY.
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WHAT A MOTOR MOUTH.
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MEET THE FINEST YEAR-ROUND
FOOD STORAGE SYSTEM MADE.
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SUMMER, WINTER,
SPRING, OR AUTUMN,
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PRESS THE BUBBLE
ON THE BOTTOM.
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NEXT, DRESS FOR SUCCESS.
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YES, I CHOSE TO BE HERE.
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DRAKESTER,
ON A SALE,
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YOU MUST ACT LIKE A
SECRET AGENT.
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HERE. YOU'RE
GONNA WEAR THIS.
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YOUR CARRYING CASE.
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DRAKESTER, I THINK WE BETTER
LOOK AT THE SALES TECHNIQUE
REINFORCEMENT SLIDES.
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NUMBER 1... KNOW YOUR PRODUCT.
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NUMBER 2... YOU GOTTA
KNOW THE TERRITORY.
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UUM, NO SIGN OF GRYZLIKOFF
YET IN THIS AREA.
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WHAT'S THAT, HERB?
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OH, NOTHING.
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THAT'S ME WINNING THE
SALESMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW
THAT GOT IN THERE.
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SALESMAN OF THE YEAR?
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HERB MUST HAVE A PRETTY
GOOD PRODUCT HERE.
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ANOTHER SALESMAN OF THE YEAR?
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NO, NO. THAT'S SALESMAN
OF THE DECADE.
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DECADE?
DECADE?
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WELL, JUST ONE DECADE.
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HERB, YOU'RE OUR
REAL HERO.
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OUR NEIGHBORHOOD HERO.
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ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT. LET'S
SELL SOME QUACKERWARE.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT. DRAKESTER.
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A SALESMAN'S ZEAL IS
THE AIR-TIGHT SEAL
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ON A QUACKERWARE DEAL.
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COME ON, DRAKESTER.
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GOOD DAY, MADAME.
MUDDLEFOOT HERE.
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HERB MUDDLEFOOT. LET ME
INTRODUCE THE QUACKERWARE BRAND.
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HERB MUDDLEFOOT, MY STARS!
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EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.
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WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT,
I'LL TAKE IT.
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I'LL TAKE IT ALL.
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WAIT'LL I TELL MY
FRIEND, DORIS, THAT HERB
MUDDLEFOOT WAS HERE!
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WOW! HERB MUDDLEFOOT'S
GOT GROUPIES.
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OH, NO. GRYZLIKOFF!
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AH-HA. I'VE GOT YOU IN MY
SIGHTS, MR. MUDDLEFOOTER.
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GOTTA PROTECT HERB. HERB!
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COME ON, DRAKE.
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HEY!
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WHOOOA!
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HERB, ARE YOU OK?
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I DIDN'T MEAN
TO BUMP YOU.
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YOU CAN SHAKE IT,
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BUT YOU JUST
CAN'T BREAK IT.
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LET ME TRY THIS ONE.
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REMEMBER, DRAKE, QUACKERWARE
WILL TAKE YOU THERE.
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THANKS, HERB. THAT'S
VERY ZEN OF YOU.
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HELLO, MADAME,
MALLARD HERE.
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DRAKE MALLARD. ALLOW ME TO
INTRODUCE QUACKERWARE.
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FAVE OF OTHER PEOP...
EVERYBODY.
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OH, REALLY? SHOW ME
HOW IT WORKS.
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YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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WELL...YOU'RE LOOKING AT...
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ONE OF THE STUPIDEST
PRODUCTS IN THE LAND.
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DOES THIS DO ANYTHING?
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DON'T TELL ME... A SALESMAN'S
DEAL IS THE AIR-TIGHT SMILE...
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OH, LET ME TAKE THE
NEXT ONE, HERB.
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I KNOW I CAN DO IT.
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WELL, ALL RIGHT,
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BUT IF YOU GET STUCK,
THIS TIME REMEMBER
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TO CALL ME FOR HELP.
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I WON'T BE NERVOUS.
I WON'T BE NERVOUS.
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GOOD DAY, MADAME. MALLARD HERE.
MADAME. NO, I'M MALLARD.
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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
QUACKERWARE.
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AIR-TIGHT AND FULL OF ZEAL,
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IT'S OLDEST WHEN WE
SOLD IT ON THE DAY...
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SORRY, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR CARNIVAL PERFORMERS.
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WAIT. GIVE ME A CHANCE.
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AT LEAST LET ME GET MY...
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FOOT IN THE DOOR.
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OH, WHY CAN'T I SELL
JUST ONE CRUMMY BOWL?
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ONE LITTLE PLATE?
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ANYTHING.
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HERE'S SOMETHING TO
HELP YOU OUT...
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THE QUACKERWARE CHEER.
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♪ LIKE THE HUNDRED LEGS
ON A CENTIPEDE ♪
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♪ WE MOVE FORWARD IN A
GREAT STAMPEDE ♪
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♪ EVEN THE OTHER GUYS
MUST CONCEDE ♪
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♪ QUACKERWARE SALESMEN
ARE A SPECIAL BREED ♪♪
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I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE
SO TALENTED, HERB.
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MUDDLEFOOT HAS A
NEW APPRENTICE.
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HE NEVER LET ME BE
HIS APPRENTICE.
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MY QUACKERWARE BEEPER!
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DUTY CALLS. I'LL
BE RIGHT BACK.
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YOU GUARD THE SAMPLES.
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HERB MUDDLEFOOT HERE.
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THERE'S NEVER A COMPLAINER WITH
A QUACKERWARE CONTAINER.
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WHOM AM I
SPEAKING TO?
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THIS IS MRS.
JOHN Q. PUBLIC,
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AND I'M A COMPLAINER.
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I DON'T LIKE MY
QUACKERWARE.
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I DEMAND A REFUND NOW!
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OH, NO! THIS
IS HORRIBLE!
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QUICK. GIVE ME YOUR
ADDRESS, MA'AM.
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I'VE GOT TO GO ON A
SPECIAL CALL, DRAKESTER.
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YOU TAKE THE QUACKERWARE
AND KEEP ON GOING, OK?
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I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU
LATER A FEW BLOCKS DOWN.
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SALESMAN OF THE DECADE, HA!
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IF HE CAN DO IT, SO CAN I.
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I'LL SELL THIS QUACKERWARE
IF IT KILLS ME.
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MALE SOCIAL DEVIATE.
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HEY! GIVE ME...
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A BOMB SHELTER.
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NOTHING LIKE GETTING BLOWN
UP TO BOOST THE OLD MORALE.
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HEY, HERB, COME BACK.
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GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
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I'M JUST GETTING
THE HANG OF IT.
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HERB!
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SO MR. HERB DOES
NOT WORK ALONE...
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HE HAS AN ACROPOLIS.
231
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:36,708
NOW I GET TWO BIRDS
WITH ONE STONE.
232
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,416
HERB! OH, NO.
DIVERSION TIME.
233
00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:45,416
HEY! YOU! OVER
HERE, LARD HIPS.
234
00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:47,708
I BET YOU CAN'T
JUMP THIS FENCE.
235
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,875
I SHOW YOU WHO CAN DO WHAT,
236
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,875
MR. HERB'S COHORT.
237
00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:57,875
ACE IN THE HOLE.
238
00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:21,875
COME ON. TALK TO ME.
239
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,625
TIME FOR PHASE
TWO. HA-HA-HA.
240
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,625
A LITTLE DAB OF PAINT
AND YOU GUYS'LL BE READY
241
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,125
FOR HIGH SOCIETY.
242
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:35,250
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
243
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:42,458
WELL, THIS IS THE
ADDRESS ALL RIGHT.
244
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,416
BUT THERE SEEMS TO
BE NOBODY HOME.
245
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:48,125
GEE, I HOPE
DRAKE'S DOING OK
246
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,125
OUT THERE ON THE
QUACKERWARE TRAIL.
247
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,291
I BETTER GET BACK.
248
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:58,500
NOW WHO SHOULD I
START WITH?
249
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,958
EENIE, MEENIE, MINIE...
250
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:03,875
HERB!
251
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,000
EENIE, MEENIE, MINIE, HERB?
252
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,875
HERB, YOU'RE GOTTA GIVE
ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
253
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,416
SAY, THIS IS SOME
NEIGHBORHOOD.
254
00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,583
I BET WE CAN MAKE A
REAL KILLING HERE.
255
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,458
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS,
256
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,583
BUT YOU ARE A PRO.
257
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,125
YOU KNOW IT, KID.
258
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:28,291
STICK WITH ME AND WE'LL SWING
INTO SOME HIGH-GEAR SELLING.
259
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,000
YES.
260
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,875
YOU SHOULD BUY SOME
QUACKERWARE, PAL.
261
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,375
IT'S REAL GOOD, SEE?
262
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:37,458
SUCH LOW-CLASS PRODUCTS WILL
NEVER CROSS THIS THRESHOLD.
263
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:41,083
THIS HOUSE CONTAINS
ABSOLUTELY NO PLASTICS.
264
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,458
WELL, CHECK THIS OUT, BOSCO.
265
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,333
SPECIAL GOLD-LEAF
EDITION QUACKERWARE,
266
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,000
JUST FOR SNOOTS LIKE
YOURSELF.
267
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,875
OH, WELL, THAT'S QUITE
DIFFERENT ALTOGETHER.
268
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,333
I'LL TAKE FIVE.
269
00:13:55,875 --> 00:14:00,500
HEY, I DIDN'T SEE
THAT IN THE CATALOG.
270
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,875
LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO
AHEAD AND START ON THE
NEXT HOUSE?
271
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,750
OK.
272
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,500
THEY SAID I DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND QUACKERWARE.
273
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:15,458
WELL, THIS PUTS A WHOLE NEW
LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING.
274
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,333
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WAY UP HERE, DRAKE?
275
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,416
THIS STREET ISN'T ON
OUR SALES ROUTE.
276
00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,208
BUT, HERB, I CAME
HERE WITH YOU.
277
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:35,125
WAIT A MINUTE. I LEFT
YOU UP THE STREET.
278
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,208
THERE YOU ARE.
RIGHT OVER...
279
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,958
WHAT THE HECK
IS THAT?
280
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:42,458
WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S
NOT IN MY CATALOG.
281
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,458
THAT GUY'S A BIG PHONEY.
282
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,708
YOU GOTTA LOT OF
NERVE, FELLA!
283
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,583
GET UP HERE!
284
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:06,333
A MASK! HEY, I'VE BEEN
PLAYED FOR A SAP.
285
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,708
THAT'S GRYZLIKOFF'S
DEPARTMENT.
286
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,291
IT'S WEASEL LOMAN.
287
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:15,375
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT,
MUDDLEFOOT.
288
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,625
HE WAS A DISGRACE TO THE
QUACKERWARE CORPS.
289
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:21,500
A STAIN ON THE
BOWL OF LIFE.
290
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,166
WELL, LISTEN TO
THE BOY SCOUT.
291
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,458
QUACKERWARE'S A
TENTH-RATE PRODUCT
292
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,833
THAT TAUGHT ME TO REALIZE
ITS TRUE POTENTIAL.
293
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:32,250
YOU CAN DISGRACE YOURSELF
294
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:35,250
AND YOU CAN DISGRACE
ME, WEASEL,
295
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,416
BUT WHEN YOU START MESSING
WITH QUACKERWARE,
296
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:43,458
THAT'S IT FOR OL' HERB
MUDDLEFOOT. COME ON.
297
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:56,083
LOOKS LIKE TWO BEACHBALLS
WITH A GRUDGE.
298
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,708
YIKES, GRYZLIKOFF!
299
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,333
THIS IS JOB FOR...
300
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:10,000
THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
301
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,583
DARKWING DUCK!
THIS IS MY CASE!
302
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,208
DUCK, YOU ARE RIGHT!
303
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,000
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
304
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,708
NOW LET'S PUT OUR DIFFERENCES
ASIDE AND WORK TO...
305
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,291
GRYZLIKOFF?
306
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,333
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?
307
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:36,000
HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY...
308
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,333
HEY, YOU COME BACK HERE!
309
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,000
QUACKERWARE SHOULDN'T TURN
TO A LIFE OF CRIME.
310
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,958
STEP ON IT!
311
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,250
ICE CREAM TRUCK
HAS OTHER USES.
312
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,708
I WILL GET THEM WITH MY
FRIGID FREEZER WEAPON.
313
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,875
NICE SHOOTIN', SUNDANCE.
314
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,875
GIMME THAT THING.
315
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,875
ONE FROZEN WEASEL-ON-A-STICK
COMING UP.
316
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,583
THIS IS NOT HELPFUL.
317
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:10,875
WHEN'D YOU GET BACK?
318
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,875
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN...
319
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,583
YOUR WINDSHIELD.
320
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:32,583
I LOST HIM. YES,
YES, YES, I DID.
321
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,125
NOT BAD, BUT FOR
PHASE THREE
322
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,083
I'LL NEED A TON OF
GENUINE QUACKERWARE.
323
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:48,000
WHAT YOU'LL NEED IS A
TON OF GOOD LAWYERS WITH
NO MORALS.
324
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,750
DARKWING DUCK!
325
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:52,708
CORRECT! I SHOULD BLAST
YOU RIGHT NOW FOR LARCENY,
326
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,291
KIDNAPPING AND DOING A BAD
HERB MUDDLEFOOT IMITATION.
327
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,416
I THOUGHT I WAS PRETTY GOOD.
328
00:17:57,416 --> 00:18:00,583
SORRY WE'LL NEVER GET TO DO A
SIDE-BY-SIDE COMPARISON.
329
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:01,500
THE REAL HERB
IS SAFELY...
330
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,291
OH, COME ON, GUYS.
QUACKERWARE DOESN'T NEED
A CRIMINAL RECORD.
331
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,958
...IN YOUR GRASP.
332
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:16,166
ALL RIGHT, PUT DOWN
THE GUN, DUCK!
333
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,833
THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED
FROM YOU, MUDDLEFOOT...
334
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:23,625
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S A TRADE SECRET.
335
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:27,000
NOT FOR A FORMER
QUACKERWARE SALESMAN.
336
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,625
WITH THE COMPANY'S SUPPLY
AND YOU TWO OUT OF THE WAY
337
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,708
I'LL HAVE IT ALL.
338
00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:35,625
YOU AND QUACKERWARE
WILL BE NOTHING.
339
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,208
HUH-HUH-HAH-HAH-HAH
340
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,125
CLASSIC VILLAIN RANTING.
341
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,833
LET HIM GO, WEASEL.
342
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,750
LET HIM GO?
343
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:48,625
HA-HA, ALL RIGHT.
344
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:55,125
I MEANT LET HIM GO SAFELY.
345
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:02,000
YEOW! WE'RE OUT OF PLASTICS!
346
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:06,125
HAVE A REGULAR
QUACKERWARE PARTY, GUYS.
347
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,708
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
348
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,833
HYAH!
349
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:23,250
WAIT A MINUTE. SUMMER,
WINTER, SPRING, OR AUTUMN,
350
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,708
PRESS THE BUBBLE
ON THE BOTTOM.
351
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,458
WHY CAN'T THIS BE SIMPLE?
352
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,708
OH, BOY.
353
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,000
WEASEL'S HEADED FOR THE
QUACKERWARE PLANT.
354
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,583
I CAN HELP YOU. I
KNOW THAT FACTORY
355
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,166
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.
356
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:56,083
MR. MUDDLEFOOT,
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
357
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,958
JACKPOT!
358
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:07,750
ONCE I MUTATE THIS
ENTIRE INVENTORY
359
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,500
I CAN STEAL ALL THE
JEWELS ON EARTH.
360
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,708
GIVE UP THIS
FOLLY, EVIL ONE,
361
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:14,958
AND SURRENDER TO ME.
362
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:16,875
DARKWING DUCK!
363
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,208
OOOH!
364
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,583
YAAA-HOO-HOOO!
365
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:39,083
LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST FINISHED
THE QUACKERWARE DERBY, DUCK.
366
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:42,125
WRONG. WE'RE ABOUT
TO FINISH YOU.
367
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:46,458
WE? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?
368
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,333
THIS ARMY, WEASEL.
369
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:55,208
HERB MUDDLEFOOT, ONE-MAN
QUACKERWARE DEFENSE SQUAD.
370
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:58,708
OOOH! WHO TAUGHT
HIM MARTIAL ARTS?
371
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:07,000
[ TARZAN YELL ]
372
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,166
YAAAAA!
373
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,958
GOOD WORK, MR.
MUDDLEFOOT.
374
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,458
ALL RIGHT,
MR. DUCK DARKWING.
375
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,583
THIS IS MY CASE, MY ARREST.
376
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,458
WHERE IS MY VILLAIN?
377
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:32,416
HE SHOULD BE HERE
ANY SECOND NOW.
378
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:42,125
WE GIFT WRAPPED HIM
FOR YOU, GRYZ.
379
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,875
OH, MR. MUDDLEFOOT,
380
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,708
I JUST SAW DRAKE MALLARD
OUTSIDE... GOOD-LOOKING CUSS...
381
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,291
AND HE WANTED ME TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
382
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,583
REALLY?
383
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,583
YES, REALLY. DRAKE SAID...
384
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:02,333
♪ LIKE THE HUNDRED LEGS
ON A CENTIPEDE ♪
385
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,458
♪ WE MOVE FORWARD IN A
GREAT STAMPEDE ♪
386
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,500
♪ EVEN THE OTHER GUYS
MUST CONCEDE ♪
387
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,375
♪ QUACKERWARE SALESMEN
ARE A SPECIAL BREED ♪♪
388
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:13,208
WHY, THAT DRAKESTER.
WHAT A GUY.
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